Giggle Has Got to Go
By J.E. Heskett
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A thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters. Until one day, one monkey sees the light...
Reginald Beaufort III has been typing for as long as he can remember. Along with the other monkeys in the warehouse, he dreads the furry footsteps of Mr. Giggle, the scowling shift supervisor.
Until one day, a call comes from above. A call to visit the fourth floor, where no monkey has ever gone before...
Giggle Has Got to Go is a satirical short story about a monkey and his dreams. Grab it now, while you can!
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Giggle Has Got to Go - J.E. Heskett
Giggle Has Got To Go
J.E. Heskett
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Giggle Has Got To Go
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Reginald Beaufort III ripped the page out of his typewriter and held it close to his face so he could see the actual words instead of black blobs. His eyes weren’t what they used to be, after all.
Sinks and arrows,
he read aloud, musing. Something about it doesn’t sound right.
It needed some work.
At the typewriter next to him, his coworker began to howl. This, in turn, made the others at their typewriters howl, and soon enough, the whole damn room was hooping and hollering and carrying on in such a way that Reginald couldn’t think