Glamping with MaryJane
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“Glamour camping . . . is about the juxtaposition of rugged and really pretty, grit and glam, diesel and absolutely darling.”—The New York Times
Glamping—unleashing your inner wild while wearing a pair of fishing-lure earrings—is for every woman (or man!) who ever had a get-away-from-it-all fantasy (with a few frilly embellishments thrown in). Learn about the never-fail campfire, cooking with cast iron, how to change a flat, and much, much more.
Like the infamous Calamity Jane, who said, “I figure if a girl wants to be a legend, she should go ahead and be one,” MaryJane Butters coined the term glamping years ago when she founded her unusual Idaho canvas wall-tent bed & breakfast, which was featured in The New York Times Magazine and Travel & Leisure as “the place to be.” Legend status achieved, MaryJane lives in Moscow, Idaho, where she runs her many businesses, which include a successful organic farm, product lines, a bed & breakfast, and MaryJanesFarm magazine. This is her fourth book.
“One busy, hectic afternoon in my house, I sat down to take a quick peek at Glamping. Over two hours later, I was still reading, blissfully lost in MaryJane’s beautiful world. I’m dying over this book. I absolutely, positively LOVE IT!”—Ree Drummond, New York Times bestselling author of The Pioneer Woman Cooks
MaryJane Butters
Like the infamous Calamity Jane, who said, “I figure if a girl wants to be a legend, she should go ahead and be one,” MaryJane Butters coined the term glamping years ago when she founded her unusual Idaho canvas wall-tent bed & breakfast, which was featured in The New York Times Magazine and Travel & Leisure as “the place to be.” Legend status achieved, MaryJane lives in Moscow, Idaho, where she runs her many businesses, which include a successful organic farm, product lines, a bed & breakfast, and MaryJanesFarm magazine. This is her fourth book.
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Glamping with MaryJane - MaryJane Butters
Viewing Women’s History
in 3-G
(Grit, Grace, and Glam)
The women who settled the West employed unadorned grit
(I’m talking the six-shooter variety), plenty of cast iron (packing on pounds
back then meant hauling around your load of pots and pans), and canvas enough to push back the sky
—all of it ADORNED, of course, with a bit of glam—
a piece of torn white fabric worn as a neck or hair bow, a hollowed-out log made into a flower planter, a crocheted pull cord on a canvas tent flap, a tatted stampede hat string, a plain white flour sack turned into lace after 300 hours of punching needle holes at night—on the heels of punching calves all day.
For this
(former wilderness ranger turned organic farmer/author),
it was a bit of fun to have my unusual Idaho canvas wall-tent Bed & Breakfast featured in National Geographic Traveler, Sunset, The New York Times Magazine and Travel & Leisure (even on the Today Show) as the place to be.
The New Yorker magazine went so far as to write my life’s story. In its predictable take on Westerners, the writer pointed out my tendency to drop Gs. More than happy to take their version of notoriety and run with it, I’m all about the three G’s that really matter:
grit, grace, and glam.
I lived year-round in a wall tent in the Idaho outback in the ’70s while working for the Forest Service and have five wall tents presently set up at my farm outside Moscow, Idaho, for the purpose of offering an organic safari of sorts to those who want a chance to unplug
and experience my version of camping,
or glamping, as I call it (one of those lost G’s replacing the C in camping).
My guests bathe and eat outdoors, sleep in tents that are gussied up with antique iron beds, billowy down comforters, frilly linens, and woodstoves.
When I was working on my first book in 2004, my New York City editors, in an unsuccessful effort to wall me in, insisted an Idaho wall tent,
as we’ve always called them, needed to be a walled tent
in print. My reply?
No ma’am, this is a wall tent; no pretenses out here, if you please, except for that pearl necklace strung around my lantern.
Wall tents back in my grandmother’s day came octagonal, some even 12-sided, but mostly they were square and held up by two gin poles.
I took my canvas (and gin pole) training when I worked for Emil Keck, an institution in Idaho’s Selway-Bitterroot Wilderness.
My job description included growing a wilderness garden, remodeling an old log building, firefighting, some trail work, installing a new corral, taking care of pack animals, and after hours, some crochet. Before Keck’s death in 1990, he was a living legend in the U.S. Forest Service. Irascible and unforgettable, he had an old-school work ethic that wouldn’t quit … or take any flack from bureaucrats.
His leadership, albeit harsh and cranky at times, inspired legions of forest workers as well as those who sought him out.
I lived year-round at the most remote ranger station in the lower forty-eight, surrounded only by canvas in a 14 x 16-foot wall tent. Once December hit, my tent was walled in by five feet of snow. (My job also entailed shoveling snow off the nearby historic ranger station.) But I stayed warm as long as I kept my fire banked. Because I cut my firewood by hand with an ax and a crosscut saw (no power tools allowed in the wilderness), I let it die out at night, which meant I awoke to a film of solid ice on my bedcovers, the result of taking in the sweetest, most virgin air Mother Nature has to offer—Idaho style. My wall-tent home was 27 miles from the end of a dirt road up a might beyond Selway Falls, on past Three Links Bridge, stopping for a skinny dip at Maiden Creek, then onto …
by foot or on horse.
Like the infamous who said,
I figure if a girl wants to be a legend, she should go ahead and be one,
I carved out my notoriety in the organic realm of things, serving as chair of Idaho’s first official organic board back when organic was still a dirty word, long before the big chain stores would lay claim to anything organic. My self-sufficient Utah parents—who took us camping every weekend—raised me exclusively on the organic food they’d grown themselves, so it was only natural
I’d end up with sales of a million dollars per year in organic backpacking food—The Simple Life, Inc.
Pregnant with my first child and intentionally homeless except for the 14-foot travel trailer shown here peeking out from behind where I posed for a photograph with my friend Sara,
I spent months four and five of my pregnancy on the road behind the wheel of my ’53 pickup truck (the same vintage as I am), pulling a two-toned pink and yellow-trimmed, grown-up dollhouse named Wildflower.
Those two months were to be the last of my full-time tramping
(trailer camping) days—I’ve been rooted ever since. By the time my daughter, Meg, was born, I had moved onto a ranch and into a house in White Bird, Idaho.
Wildflower
was a beauty, inside and out.
Her previous owners were my parents, so she was a familiar companion to me, and I’ve often wondered if I’ll bump into her again somewhere, somehow.
Her interior was a study in the utilization of space.
Everything had its designated place.
Her charming interior was mostly wood with pine veneer cabinets and very little plastic, although music in that era was still plenty vinyl, the likes of which John Prine sang Pink Cadillac
and Nanci Griffith sang Montana Backroads
to me whenever I could find a plug-in for my portable record player.
My mother had kept Wildflower clean as a whistle, and I learned how to make her floors and counters shine. When she wasn’t on the road for family outings in the late ’60s, she became an oversized playhouse
for me and my gaggle of girlfriends.
I’ve never gotten over my love of small spaces, where everything has its place and every square inch serves a purpose. When I’m out and about and I see a trailer coming, I wonder if, maybe this time, it’ll be her! I do miss her gleaming skin, her hand-crank windows, her ovoid profile, and her unapologetic Spartan style.
Trailer for sale or rent … Queen of the Road!
When the
whole world is
your living room,
a tiny house seems plenty.
— Jay Shafer, Tumbleweed Tiny House Company
The bringing back good food
part of my journey (every Idaho farmer was an organic farmer 70 years ago) has been a long, hard pull for me, but bringing back the glamping part of Idaho’s her-story has been as easy as having my son paint my biodiesel Mercedes-Benz pink to match my fingernails and then hitching up my glamper (vintage-style teardrop trailer) and heading to the hills. (I also have a classic Airstream and Shasta that I pull with my farm truck.)
In other words, women GET IT, big time.
The very minute you show up or drive by pulling a glamper
or they see one of my wall tents all girled up,
they get out their doilies, fishing poles, and chipped enamel pots. It’s in our blood.
It’s part of our her-itage.
Joining our ranks is easy enough.
I’m here to walk you through it step-by-step,
side-by-side, detail-by-detail …
… I did say detail, didn’t I? Le toilet details
on page 76.
IN THIS CHAPTER
Trailer Shopping & Restoration
Adorning Girlfriend
Gettin’ Hitched
Insurance
(Re)Search & Rescue
Airstream, Shasta, Spartan, the coveted Covered Wagon … there are so many makes and models and manufacturers. How do you choose?
Google it, girlfriend.
When it comes to starting the hunt for that new-to-you trailer, research is your best friend. There are hundreds of websites devoted to these little darlings, and the vintage trailer crowd is a generous, friendly sort who love to share their stories, insights, and suggestions.
Visit my website, InternationalGlampingWeekend.com, for a list of helpful and informative websites and blogs, or start Googlin’ and see what comes up. Before you know it, you’ll have the lay of the land.
A few things to consider:
Size matters
Will you be a solo glamper gal, or are you packin’ a family along with you? A 15-foot trailer will usually sleep four, but it’ll be tight. Also check out 18-foot and 20-foot trailers to find the one that fits.
Comfort counts too
Camping always involves a little bit of roughing it, but you are a glampin’ girl after all—so decide how much comfort you want. Shower? Toilet? Air-conditioning? Heat?
Do the math
Once you’ve cutie-spied your dream trailer, you’re going to want to take it everywhere. What do you have to pull it with? Find out the towing capacity/weight limit of your vehicle (check the owner’s manual or call your dealer), and keep in mind that this will need to include passengers as well. You don’t want to have to buy a new car just to tow your little trailer around (… or do you?).
Towing capacity
A factory-installed towing package will mean you can pull your weight and then some, but if you chose to forego that option when you purchased your vehicle, you can still get your glamp on by having a towing package installed after the fact. BUT, and this is a big but, you have to match all the pieces. If everything in your system is beefy but the tow ball, your entire towing system (tongue, hitch, etc.) will dumb down
to its weakest link. See p. 42 for more about getting hitched.
Stick to Your Budget
Trailers come in all kinds of conditions, with all kinds of price tags. A smart glamper gal is savvy, not spendy, and key to this is knowing what you want to spend before you even start looking.
Prices of vintage trailers are based on many factors, including age, condition, size,