Jeff Allen vs. the Time Suck Vampire
By Justina Ireland and Tyler Champion
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Justina Ireland
Justina Ireland is the New York Times bestselling author of Dread Nation, Deathless Divide, Rust in the Root, and Ophie's Ghosts as well as the Star Wars High Republic novels A Test of Courage, Out of the Shadows, and Mission to Disaster. She is also the cocreator of the middle grade horror series The Tales from Cabin 23 and the author of the series' first book, The Boo Hag Flex. She lives with her family in Maryland, where she enjoys dark chocolate and dark humor and is not too proud to admit that she’s still afraid of the dark. You can visit her online at justinaireland.com.
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Jeff Allen vs. the Time Suck Vampire - Justina Ireland
CHAPTER ONE
A Fight to Remember
Jeff sat in the waiting room at Devils’ Pass Family Medical Center and tried not to feel nervous. It wasn’t working. One of his worst memories of being in a waiting room had been the day the doctor had told him and his parents he had cancer, and it was a hard day to forget. His mother had cried and his dad had looked like he was going to throw up. Only his younger sister, Evie, had made him feel any better, patting his hand and whispering to him, Science will help you beat this. Trust me. Science is the best.
Now, a year and a couple of operations later, Jeff felt nervous all over again. Not sick, like he had last time, woozy and nauseated. Just the kind of rabid nervousness that made his foot tap restlessly.
Jeff, it’s going to be fine,
Ms. Allen said. She was a real estate agent, and she was still wearing her work blazer, a green jacket with the Allen Realty logo over her heart. She leafed through a magazine, but she was the only one. All the other people in the waiting room were playing on their cell phones. Jeff sighed.
Do you think they’ll take blood?
Jeff hated needles more than anything. After being poked continuously for two years straight, it hadn’t gotten any better.
It’s just a checkup. I doubt it,
his mom said.
Can I borrow your phone?
Jeff asked.
I left it in the car. It’s really a distraction right now. I just downloaded that app your dad told me about, Hammer and Nail, and I can’t seem to stop playing it.
Ms. Allen laughed a little and then looked at Jeff over the top of her magazine. Have you thought about talking to your father about an advance on your allowance for a new phone, like we discussed?
Jeff groaned. Dad said he isn’t buying me another phone until I can learn to be more responsible.
Well, you have lost two phones in the past six months,
Ms. Allen said, flipping the pages of her magazine.
I didn’t lose them! One got trampled by a doom unicorn and the other one was eaten by an elf of destruction.
Ms. Allen laughed. That’s hilarious! I love that you and your sister have such active imaginations. But now it’s time to be serious, and your father is right. You’ve lost two cell phones. If you want another one you have to show us that you’re responsible enough to take care of it.
Jeff crossed his arms and sat back in his chair. He was responsible enough for a cell phone. He and his friends spent their free time fighting the monsters in Devils’ Pass as part of the Loyal Order of Helga. They’d fought killer mermaids and no-good brain toads — not to mention many other monsters that came from a place the Loyal Order of Helga only knew as the Otherside.
The problem was that most people in town immediately forgot the terrible things that happened right after they’d happened. Jeff ’s friend Tiffany called it goldfish memory.
So even though he really had lost his phone fighting doom unicorns and elves of destruction, his mom and dad would never believe him.
Jeffrey Allen?
A pretty black nurse with braids had appeared in the doorway to the back of the office, and Jeff stood awkwardly. He usually liked to use his crutches, but his surgeon had said that to move on from his surgery, he had to wear his prosthesis more often. Since today’s visit was all about reestablishing his care with his regular family doctor instead of the surgeon or oncologist, Jeff had reluctantly worn his new leg. It still felt strange to walk with it. Like wearing a too-tight shoe. It just didn’t feel quite right.
Jeff followed the nurse to go see the doctor. Halfway down the hallway another nurse burst through a door, her pale skin flushed and her blond hair askew. Where’s Doctor Flinchbaugh? We’ve got another rage case!
An older white lady sitting at a desk looked up from her paperwork. Don’t call it that! It’s rude, Stacey. Say ‘prolonged aggressive state.’
No one acknowledged the older nurse.
The nurse escorting Jeff to the back frowned. Another one? That’s the third time this week.
The blond nurse nodded, and a woman in a white lab coat hurried down the hallway toward them. Jane, did you say we have another rage case?
"Yes, Doctor Flinchbaugh. A brother and a sister. Their mother said they’d begun fighting like she’d never seen before. They even tried to bite each other! Luckily, the mother and