Cradle of the Deep: A Crime Novel
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From “the heir-apparent to Elmore Leonard” (Crime Syndicate Magazine) comes a caper novel full of twists, hitmen, and loads of stolen cash.
Wanting to free herself from her boyfriend, aging gangster “Maddog” Palmieri, Bobbi Ricci concocts a misguided plan with Denny, Maddog’s ex-driver, a guy who’s bent on getting even with the gangster for the humiliating way in which he was sacked.
Helping themselves to the gangster’s secret money stash, along with his Cadillac, Bobbi and Denny slip out of town, expecting to lay low for a while before enjoying the spoils.
Realizing he’s been betrayed, an enraged Maddog calls in stone-cold killer Lee Trane. As Trane picks up their trail, plans quickly change for Bobbi and Denny, who now find themselves on a wild chase of misadventure through northern British Columbia and into Alaska.
Time is running out for them once they find out that Trane’s been sent to do away with them, or worse, bring them back — either way, Maddog will make them pay.
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Cradle of the Deep - Dietrich Kalteis
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For Charlie
The embodiment of loving kindness — and a true friend
. . . one
Six months in and Bobbi Ricci couldn’t take any more, couldn’t lie there listening to whatever was hibernating down Lonzo’s throat. The gasping and grunting thing with its wet sucking breath. Snoring like a Lawn-Boy. Skin around the old man’s neck loose and wrinkled, hair sticking from his ears like a crop. Sounded like he had some growing down his throat, too, the man gagging on it. I look at you, I feel old, Bobbi was thinking.
She gave him the grooming kit for his birthday, came in a nice case of full-grain leather. What do you get a crook turning sixty? Lonzo ripped off the gift wrap and let it fall, popped its latch, looked at the velvet inside, the little scissors and the tweezers, the eyebrow brush, saying, So, what am I supposed to do with this?
Same thing you do with your car key, stick it in your ear and wiggle it around, call it grooming. Was thinking it would help you look nice, that’s all,
Bobbi said, couldn’t believe this guy.
You saying I don’t look nice?
Graying hair combed in a swirl to hide the pink dome, bluish veins like a road map above his ankles, ass like a deflated tire. The crime boss flapping open his leopard housecoat, standing in his boxers, checking himself sideways in the dressing mirror, back of his walk-in closet, his in-breath taking off the extra inches, the man patting what he called his tummy — a crime boss with a tummy. Saying, Not bad, a man my age, uh?
Called him a regular Spencer Tracy, then Bobbi ended it by saying, You don’t want it, I’ll take it back, get you something else.
Yeah, if you don’t mind.
Handing it back, then seeing she was pouting, Lonzo saying, You don’t want to take it back, then don’t say you do. Like you don’t know your mind.
Waving his hand around, he stepped on the gift wrap, mumbling something in Italian and walking from the room, Bobbi standing there holding the leather case. Thinking about jabbing him with the nail file.
Enough light slanted through the bedroom window now, shadow lines across his sleeping face. Lonzo splayed in his king bed with his head twisted to the side. Sucking air through his mouth, his jowl flat against his pillow. Guessing if the moon was full, she’d see the drool collecting at the corner of his mouth. That milky pool he got when he’d been eating pasta with the cream sauce, his favorite dish. That familiar sniff of garlic and Old Spice. Bobbi thinking, God, close your mouth.
Tomasino Alonzo Palmieri, everybody calling him Lonzo, long-time underboss to Joey Bananas, big into laundry and cheese back east, even bigger into guns and drugs, sent from Brooklyn to Montreal, kicking a foot up the backside of the supremacist bikers running the port, pushing them out, taking over the container terminals. Lonzo getting it done, then getting sent to take care of the fledgling western interests. Organized crime spreading like syphilis, Lonzo on the West Coast gaining a toehold on the docks of Vancouver, infiltrating the workforce, squeezing out bikers like pimples, taking over the guns and drugs coming from China.
Lonzo held out his hand and twenty guys jumped, ready to kiss the ring. Recruited the Clark Parkers to do the down-and-dirty, the arson and strong-arm stuff. Lonzo keeping Lee Trane on the payroll, doing the wet work. Getting it done with no questions, and no links back to the organization.
Calling himself a businessman, Lonzo liked to joke he was clean compared to the mayor, a fat fuck wanting to bulldoze Chinatown, make way for a goddamned freeway, all the time lining his own pockets. A story Bobbi heard a dozen times over, getting hard to look interested.
Had to admit it, the money and the tough-guy routine got her attention at first — Bobbi Ricci liked the danger about the man, didn’t matter he had about eighteen years on her, a body turning into an old catcher’s mitt. Snapped his fingers and got what he wanted. Had a goon like a shadow called Aldo, kept an eye out for the boss, lived above Lonzo’s three-car garage, made sure the old man got older. Opened doors for him and rode shotgun in the limo. Hung out in the outer office when Lonzo conducted business at the vending machine company, or when he went inspecting his chain of laundromats, a half-dozen places scattered from Whalley to Deep Cove, calling them Lonzomats, his right-hand man Carmen Roth working magic laundering the lettuce.
For a while Bobbi got a kick riding around in back of the limo, Lonzo taking her to the finest places in the city to eat, always getting a table. Five months and she saw him as a bore, the man telling the same stories, spouting facts about Coke machines and laundry. Those suspenders on his ankle socks getting to her, the sprigs of Don King hair under his armpits, sprouting from his ears, too.
The best thing about climbing in his bed: the sex was quick and once a week, tops, with the lights off.
Her left arm started tingling now, Lonzo’s head weighing on it. Flexing her fingers, she tried to ease her arm out, but didn’t chance it. Hard to believe this was the guy who caught her with Carmen the Accountant
Roth at that Eastside bistro, a few months back, a block from the original Lonzomat, the two of them just having lunch, talking about dry cleaning. Back then she saw Lonzo more as a mad dog than a bore, coming in that bistro, throwing his fist with the big ring, standing over Carmen as he flopped under the table, wine glasses and candle tipping. Leaning down, Lonzo saying, "What’d I tell you about going with the bambolinas, uh? Pointing a finger at her, losing the anger, saying,
How about we dance?" Saying her name the Italian way, Roberta Ricci, made it sound like music.
"Bambolina, you said, that what I am? Bobbi said, sliding from her seat, acting hurt, avoiding the spilled Dolcetto.
Okay if I help him up, or you gonna see it like flirting?" She tugged Carmen by the arm, got him sitting in his chair, saying sorry and thanking him for lunch.
Holding the door for her, Lonzo saying, "Nice Italian girl, what it means. And so you know, it don’t look good, a nice Italian girl eating with the ebreo, one who writes with his pencils."
Not sure what that meant, Bobbi saying, What makes you think I’m so nice?
Glancing back, seeing the waiter handing Carmen a napkin, asking if there’d be anything else.
Nice, but not too nice.
Joking, Lonzo led her out the front door, past a kid struggling on the ground with the sandwich board, Bobbi wondering what happened to the kid, Lonzo saying never mind that, leading her over to his Caddy by the curb.
Thinking about it now, Bobbi remembered the way Lonzo did it, just walked in and took what he wanted. Didn’t need Aldo, his personal goon, to do it for him. It wasn’t the force, just the attitude, the man in charge. It turned her on. Now he was just an old guy about twenty years out of time, nothing 1973 about him, and suffering from short-man syndrome. Bobbi pretty sure most men had it, no matter what their height. It just turned out Lonzo had it in spades.
Glancing at the clock, she decided it was time to make her move. Her arm tingling more, pinned under his snoring head. Bobbi was getting out, not sticking around, waiting for him to fall victim to the hazards of his line of work, like getting shot, or opening his car door and bam! — chunks of Lonzo raining across his lawn, clogging the pool filter. She could see it happening, and if she hung around, it could be her getting in the Caddy, going to do a little shopping on Robson, maybe catching one in a crossfire. Since coming from Montreal, Lonzo had gained plenty of enemies.
The plan came to her a few days back while Bobbi was putting on her face in the bathroom down the hall. She caught his reflection in the mirror, Lonzo in the master bedroom, with the door open, crouching at his walk-in closet, taking out all his shoes. Thinking he was acting odd, she switched off the light and tucked behind the door and watched through the crack. Lonzo taking out the closet’s bottom shelf, lifting a Gucci case from under the false floor, working the combination and popping its luggage lock. Looking around to make sure he was alone, he grabbed a bundle of bills, slipped it inside his jacket, put the shelf and shoes back. Bobbi eased the bathroom door shut and went back to drawing on her lipstick, facing the mirror when he walked down the hall, opened the door, called her his doll and clapped her fanny, fingers grabbing like he was checking a melon, saying, "A dopo, baby." Heard him go down the stairs, off on what he called business, riding in back of the Cadillac, his driver Denny behind the wheel, his goon Aldo riding up front.
Pressing her lips together, looking at herself in the mirror, Bobbi went into his room, moved the Ferragamos and Gucci shoes, took out the shelf and stared down at the twin cases hidden there. Trying different lock combinations — using the digits for his birthday, her birthday, his phone, his address, the date he arrived from the old country — coming up with nothing. Imagined one was stuffed with Yankee hundreds, the other with Canadian, the Trudeau government allowing the dollar to float, going for parity. Betting Lonzo covered his ass either way, depending which way he had to run. When the time came, he’d grab the twins and he’d be out the back door. Bobbi knowing he’d leave her behind.
She set the shoes back: loafers, Oxfords and brogues, same order she found them. Bobbi thinking how to run off with the twins herself and live to spend the cash.
Couldn’t get it out of her mind. Hardly slept in her room down the hall that night. Next morning, she took the Corsair Lonzo kept for the cook, driving over the Lion’s Gate bridge to Commercial, looking for this dealer she used to cop from, a guy with Sonny Bono hair busking on the side, calling himself Boppin’ Beppe. Just up the street from the deli where Lonzo’s cook got the scallopini and capocollo the boss liked, olives coming from the hillsides of Puglia. Said he could taste the old country in every bite.
A blue-sequined jacket on the back of the chair he was sitting on, Beppe leaned back outside Vito’s Cafe, an acoustic guitar across his lap, hawking eight-tracks of his greatest hits, Best of Boppin’ Beppe, a dozen tapes lined up in the open guitar case.
Beppe eyed her getting out and walking up.
Hey, Bep, you remember me?
Be a hard one to forget.
Looking her over. Guessing you want a fix-up, huh?
Not into it anymore, and not for me I’m asking, it’s for a friend.
Bobbi thinking this guy’s jacket was like a warning light to any law enforcement within a square block, all those sequins.
Sure I got what you need.
Another guy who knows what I need, huh?
Bobbi gave a tired smile and bent for an eight-track cartridge from the guitar case, the homespun label with Beppe on the cover, wearing cool shades, Bobbi reading the notes and titles on the back, thinking, Yeah, somebody else’s greatest hits. Betting Beppe had never been inside a recording studio in his life. Saying, You any good?
Well, music’s a matter of taste, but, hell yeah, I’m good, maybe not at catching a break, but far as the music goes, how about you judge for yourself?
Glancing up the street, saying, But guess you’re after what makes the world spin faster, for this friend, you say.
Yeah.
Still reading the back, she said, Dion DiMucci, that the guy from the Belmonts? Love that one ‘Runaround Sue.’
Yeah, sure, can’t go wrong with the Belmonts . . . named after the street where they lived.
That right?
Good back in the day, then Dion went on his own, doing some blues before forming the Wanderers. But nothing hit like the early Belmonts. Got two tracks on there, his early stuff, ‘Tag Along’ and ‘Movin’ Man.’ Be a couple more on my next one. Feels good paying the man some tribute. Now you want me to guess, or you gonna spell it out, what you come for?
Smiling the gold tooth he traded for the enamel original.
Well, I’m looking for something with some kick.
We talking like black tar, something like that?
The kind of kick can knock out a horse.
Can get you Black Beauties, Stardust, China White. You just name your pleasure.
Pleasure’s not mine, like I said, it’s for a friend, well, not exactly a friend. And, not exactly a pleasure, something that puts him in, or, more out . . . you know, the kind of situation that gives me the upper hand, if you follow?
So, this not-exactly friend wants it with some kick, like over the moon.
Way over.
Well, got some purple haze around, send your friend tripping. Or some blow just come in, hardly stepped on. Get him into orbit.
Don’t worry about tripping or orbits. Just think knocking out a horse.
Hmm, okay, like that.
Beppe nodding, trying to follow along. And this not-so-friend, not supposed to know about it, huh?
Never sees it coming.
Uh-huh, okay, I get the picture.
That a problem?
Not for me, but for your not-so-friend —
So, you can help me out?
She tapped the eight-track against her hand.
Thinking some Mickey Finn’d do the job, or you want, can get my hands on some ketamine, does the same kind of job.
Beppe pulled his lips into a smile, showing the gold tooth.
Long as it knocks out a horse.
Then let’s go with the Mickey, tried and true.
She reached in her bag, started to pull out a ten.
Whoa, whoa, not like that, come on, girl. Just be cool and have it ready, and that ten spot’s gonna need a twin, along with a fiver for the tape, a pleasure in its own right.
Beppe leaned the guitar gently against the bricks, took the jacket from the chair and wrapped it over his shoulders, saying, Way we do it, you grease my palm on the down-low when I come back, you dig?
She said she did and sat in the chair, feigning interest in the song titles on the back of the cartridge. Eyes wandering across to Franco’s Spaghetti House, a decent early-morning crowd coming for coffee, a food market next to it, sign advertising Frutta e Verdura.
A billiard hall on the corner, a TV facing out to the street, some soccer match playing, an empty chair out front. Reached in her bag and counted off the bills, she had the cash ready.
‘Dream Lover,’ you do it like the original?
she said, getting up and giving up the chair when he came strolling back, the sequined jacket over his shoulders like a cape. The man all rock star.
Just like Bobby Darin, who else?
Careful draping the jacket over the back of the chair, lining up the shoulders, Beppe sat, saying a lot of artists had covered it, even Dion himself, but to his mind nobody did it like Bobby Darin. Then told her he was aching to cut a new album.
Bobbi smiled, thinking he looked more like he was going into rehab, feeling sad for him, the man living on rock and roll dreams.
Reaching in his jacket for a pen, he took the eight-track from her and scrawled his name on the label, handing it back, something like folded paper stuck up between the pinch roller and tape guide. The guy doing it like a magic trick. Taking the bills from her palm like he was giving her a handshake.
You drop that in your not-so-friend’s drink, coffee, whatever, and get set for a quiet night.
Bobbi slipped the tape in her bag, asking if he knew Dock of the Bay.
My man, Otis.
Told him it was the kind of sound suited his voice. Just give it your own spin. Maybe something for the new one. But, hey, what do I know?
Smiling, guessing everybody was a music producer these days, then moving, not giving a backward glance, she stepped into the street, opening the door and getting in the Corsair.
Back at the house, she stashed the folded paper in her tampon box, the drawer next to her bed in the guest room, where she stayed when Lonzo wasn’t in a romantic mood, which was most of the time. The man liked sleeping on his own, with the eyeshades on. Sparing her from the snoring, Bobbi staying in the next room, thinking who could sleep in the same room with this guy.
Taking Beppe’s tape, she went in the living room, pushed it in the Zenith and pressed play. Not a bad recording, and surprise, the guy could sing, not in Dion DiMucci’s league, but not bad, either. Surprised some label hadn’t snatched Beppe off the street, getting him to sign and cut a record deal. Guessing it was true what she’d heard about Canadian talent having a bitch of a time catching a break and getting any kind of airplay. Boppin’ Beppe selling his homemade tapes and dope down in Little Italy, across from a place selling cold cuts, meantime Anne Murray was selling millions singing about snowbirds.
When Lonzo came home that day, she was dancing around the living room in her socks, jeans and a T-shirt, going from the tighten-up to the flick, had the coffee table pushed over to the window, the girl working up a sweat, Boppin’ Beppe serving up some righteous Jackie Wilson.
Snapping his fingers but not to the music, he told her to turn down that merda. Looking at the tab indents in his shag rug where the coffee table belonged.
Hey, this guy’s Italian.
She caught her breath, collecting herself, saying, Think you ought to give him a chance.
Italian, huh? Guy’s a mangia-cake, singing like he’s in a jungle. You want Italian, real Italian . . .
He stepped around the sofa, flipped open the console’s door, pointing to his 78s and LPs. "Then you put on some Nico Fidenco, Riccardo del Turco or Sergio Bruni, the voice of Napoli. Guys who really sing, not this canadese doing that doo-wop shit." Telling her he didn’t want to hear it again, percolating into his walls.
The man had been truly offended. Practically had to beg him to take her out that night. Promised to knock his socks off for being a good sport. Thinking of those old-man garters he wore. Finally, talked him into getting Aldo to drive them into the city, catching a set of Nat Adderley at Oil Can Harry’s.
Sitting in back of the Calais Coupe, Lonzo turned to her, hand starting on her knee, moving up her leg, saying, Now, you got me going from mangia-cakes to moolies. Putting up with more jungle music. How about if somebody sees me, a place like this?
Gonna think you’re cool.
Bobbi parted her legs, let his fingers walk along her thigh, forcing a smile like it was cute.
Two drinks into the first set before Lonzo went to the men’s. Bobbi dumped the powder from the folded tissue into his Wallbanger. Swirled it around his glass till it dissolved.
Polishing off the drink, he leaned close, saying in her ear, This fucking song’s about food?
Just called ‘Cantaloupe Island,’ nothing to do with food.
Looking in his eyes for a sign the dope was starting to work. Hoping Beppe got it right.
Looking for a waiter to fetch him another Wallbanger, saying this eight-ball with the horn sounded worse than the Fudge, the last band she dragged him to see, that time when he fired his driver, made Denny Barrenko get out in the middle of the street, like the traffic was his fault. Now he was back to telling her she owed him, wanted his socks blown off.
Yeah, it’ll be big, alright,
Bobbi promised. One you’re never gonna forget.
Lonzo smiled, saying now she was talking.
Leaving right after the set, Lonzo told Aldo to drive them home, complaining he felt like shit, wobbly on his feet, blaming the music. Bobbi reaching from the back, telling Aldo to put on the eight-track, the big man slipping Boppin’ Beppe into the player. This Diamond Ring
filling the Cadillac.
Lonzo too zonked to notice, bobbed his head a few times, eyes glazing over by the time they crossed the Lion’s Gate. Aldo having to help the boss out of the car, getting him in the door and up the stairs, the boss’s knees weak, his legs going out from under him, eyes rolling like a pinball. The man mumbling gibberish.
Concerned about the boss, Aldo thinking he should call Lonzo’s doctor, Bobbi saying he just had one too many. Flopping him on the bed, tugging off his shoes and loosening his belt, she listened for Aldo to trod down the stairs, hearing him going out the door, crunching gravel underfoot, and going to the coach house over the garage.
Lying in his bed, Lonzo set a weak hand on her ass, blubbering something about knocking his socks off.
Sure, baby. Get ready, here it comes.
Pulled his socks and dumb garters off, then his pants, tossed them on the floor. Lonzo was out cold as she took her time getting out of her dress, standing over him in her bra and panties, that slobber starting at the corners of his mouth. Turning out the lamp, she sat on the bed and waited, making sure the Mickey took. Looking past the tipped blinds, waiting for the light in the coach house to go out.
She laid back against the pillows, and Lonzo flopped an arm across her stomach, Bobbi unstrapping his Rolex, tugging and wiggling the diamond ring from his finger.
The light went off in the coach house, Bobbi waiting till she was sure, going barefoot past the bank of windows rising to the ceiling, the panorama of the city lost behind a bank of clouds, top of the British Properties. Great view when it wasn’t raining. The lit pool shimmering, raindrops forming little circles on the surface. A shimmering reflection on the cabana. This place Lonzo loved bragging about, six bedrooms, a manicured acre of lawn, the tennis court out behind the pool, the three-car garage with the coach house on top.
Slipping on his robe, she went and sat on the toilet, doing that deep breathing that never did any good and played it through one more time. Deciding on the bell-bottoms, going from the tunic top with the