The Little Book of Alpaca Philosophy: A calmer, wiser, fuzzier way of life
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The secret to living a better, deeper, more fulfilling life. Or at least, the secret to chilling out just a tiny bit.
Wise, kind, observant and gentle, alpacas are the Dali Llamas of the animal kingdom. Their days consist of quiet contemplation, empathy and sweet-natured interactions with their herd – we have much to learn from them.
So take a deep breath, still your mind and rise above the fray, to learn to live life the alpaca way.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5i learned a lot how to live from alpaca. though i skipped some quiz because it's not relatable at all to me.
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The Little Book of Alpaca Philosophy - Jennifer McCartney
Part One
Alpaca the Bags, You Start the Car. Your Journey to a Better Life Begins Now
Illustration of alpaca standing next to suitcase with backpack hanging from its mouth.Alpacas love the journey. There’s nothing more fun than being on the way to somewhere else.
Introduction: Welcome to the Alpaca Philosophy
‘Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.’
Joan Rivers
The world is a busy place. There’s lots of stuff going on that we all care about – the climate crisis, getting good grades and good jobs, washing behind our ears.
In a world of serious overachievers, opinion-havers, Insta-posters and posers with must-read hot takes and commentary on everything and everyone, it can be tough to be a person who likes to just chill and observe. It feels like you’re not accomplishing much. You’re not contributing to the cacophony, taking a stand or standing out. And you’re certainly not building an audience. Or a brand. Or whatever else it is we’re all supposed to be doing in order to be successful these days. Because the plugged-in people, the ones with the most opinions, are held in the highest regard – look how much they post, contribute, succeed! And we’re socialised to try and keep up with all the noise, lest we appear uninformed, uncaring or simply uncool.
Illustration of three alpacas sitting in a train carriage, one reading a paper and one wearing headphones. The smaller one holds a drink.Remaining zen on public transport. We can all aspire to this.
But there are loads of us out there – people who prefer to read up, make plans, have lengthy, face-to-face discussions, rather than brief online interactions. People who like to consider all the angles, other people’s feelings, the past – and what that means for the future. People who prefer to move a bit more slowly and considerately through the world – or would like to. People who prefer conversations to declarations, long walks to short sprints and the whole bottle rather than just a quick glass. People who prefer the book to the movie (the longer the book, the better). People who don’t mind unplugging and taking a walk, once in a while; who always want the full story and thoughtful analysis; and who always seem a little bit chill, unflappable. Those who don’t mind a bit of a grey area or some nuance; the ones who want to rise above the fray, just a little bit, and take the long view. These are the alpaca people: the ones who stand a little bit apart from the madness. And we can learn a lot from them.
Luckily, the alpaca philosophy is here to teach us. It is the secret to living a better, deeper, more fulfilling life. Or at least to chilling out – just a tiny bit.
Why alpacas? Because alpacas are the best, most resilient and most interesting animals on the planet. More contemplative than the relaxed sloth, more discerning than the playful otter, the alpaca is like the Dalai Llama1 of animals. Until now, they’ve taken a back seat to more flashy creatures (looking at you, nonsensical unicorn), but The Little Book of Alpaca Philosophy seeks to change all that, and introduce these incredible animals – and their wisdom – to the world at large.
Generally, the alpaca is erudite and kind. A bit of an individual (meaning a tad weird). Observant and mellow. It lives a domesticated life of quiet contemplation high in the mountains of South America. A life of reflection. Empathy. Gentle interactions with its fellow herd members. Alpacas are also big on using body language to communicate, which means they’re not online a lot. And they’ve been domesticated for thousands of years, so they’re used to getting along with one another, coexisting peacefully with other alpacas and humans alike. They’re also neat and organised (helpful when you’re living with others) and they’re easily trained – as long as you’ve got food as a reward. They’ve also got great hair. What better role model is there?
On this reading journey (light walking shoes required, and perhaps a thin jacket – nothing too strenuous involved here) you’ll learn some alpaca science and the benefits of serving others (spitting on others, too, on rare occasions), along with quotes, original poetry and quizzes to help you reach a higher plane. With chapters on health and happiness, love and friendship, leisure and pleasure, work and school and home and the universe, you’ll learn how best to incorporate the alpaca philosophy into every aspect of your life. Learn the value of watching and waiting, of observation, analysis, meditation and empathy, as opposed to frantic flailing. Plus, the CLIMB method offers a quick and easy way to help you rise above it all.
The alpaca philosophy is urgently needed today. It will resonate with anyone who’s longing to expand their outlook, all those who are desperate for a deeper, more reflective and less urgent life and everyone who is searching for a kinder, more loving existence. And, of course, alpacas are very fuzzy. So the alpaca philosophy is also about softening our edges, embracing empathy, kindness and woollen jumpers. Because who can feel overwhelmed or upset while wearing a woolly jumper?
These furry little fuzz units have a lot