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September 1939. Germany has declared war on Poland, and in German Pomerania, Professor Josef Brun is on the run from the SS, carrying secret documents that could change the course of the war. If he can make it to France or Britain. If he can survive . . .
In America, counter-intelligence agent Captain Jacob Welker is handed a special assignment from President Roosevelt. Einstein believes the Nazis are aware of a new super weapon made possible by advances in atomic science, and only a small group of scientists can stop them winning the race to develop it. Enlisting the help of his British friends, Lord Geoffrey and Patricia Saboy, Welker must find the scientists and get them out of Germany from under the Nazi's noses. As a dangerous new world of physics gathers pace, can Welker prevent the war taking a catastrophic new turn?
Michael Kurland
Michael Kurland has written almost forty books. He was the editor of the Sherlock Holmes collection Sherlock Holmes: The Hidden Years. Twice a finalist for the Edgar Award, he lives in Petaluma, California.
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Whatever the Cost - Michael Kurland
PRELUDE
Germany will of its own accord
never break the peace.
— Adolf Hitler, 1935
Berlin – Friday, 11 August 1939
SS-Gruppenführer Reinhard Heydrich pulled the curtain of his third-floor office window aside and looked out at the traffic on Prinz-Albrecht-Straße below. He felt, perhaps just a bit, like a god. He knew what those passing beneath him did not know and could not even guess at. He knew how their lives, and the lives of perhaps everyone in Germany – in most of Europe – and certainly in Poland – were about to change. And he was to be responsible for a major part of that change.
And, he realized, he’d better get busy in sorting out his part. ‘Time,’ he told his adjutant, a pinched-faced Schlesien lieutenant named Schmetter, ‘has a nasty way of trotting right along whether or not you are in the saddle.’
‘Yes, Herr Gruppenführer,’ Schmetter agreed, wondering just what in hell his boss was talking about. ‘It certainly does.’
Heydrich went back to his desk, assembled the scattered papers covered with his writing into a neat pile, and stared down at them. ‘I think that’s everything,’ he said after a minute. ‘The plan is as complete as is possible before the action begins.’ He turned to Schmetter. ‘Find that secretary who can read my handwriting – what’s her name? – and have these typed up,’ he told him. ‘Three copies. One for me, one for Himmler, and get the third set over to Gestapo Headquarters and see that it is given directly to Oberführer Müller.’
‘Yes, Herr Gruppenführer,’ Schmetter said, clicking his heels – Heydrich liked the military formality. ‘Will there be anything else?’
‘Yes.’ He swiveled around in his chair and looked up at the adjutant. ‘This is most secret,’ he said. ‘You are to tell nobody that doesn’t need to know. Nobody.’
‘Yes, Herr Gruppenführer,’ Lieutenant Schmetter said, looking offended that Heydrich thought he had to be told. ‘Of course, Herr Gruppenführer.’
Heydrich looked up silently at him for a long moment, and then went on: ‘The SS is assigning a squad to us for this action. We will need uniforms for them. Polish military – infantry – uniforms with the proper insignia and other markings, whatever.’
‘Yes, Herr Gruppenführer. And where …’
‘Ask Stutzmehl to arrange it.’
‘Yes, Herr Gruppenführer.’
Heydrich pursed his lips and stared into space. ‘Contact the commandant of Dachau concentration camp,’ he said. ‘We need ten – no, fifteen – men. Prisoners. They must be young and healthy, and they shouldn’t look too Jewish. Have them showered and de-loused and cleaned and fed for the next few weeks. They should be housed in a separate barracks. And get them haircuts – military haircuts. And we’ll need uniforms for them too. Polish army uniforms. And have them ready when we call for them. Probably by the end of the month.’
‘Yes, Herr Gruppenführer. And for how long shall I say they will be needed?’
‘Oh,’ Heydrich said, ‘they won’t be coming back.’
ONE
As Priam to Achilles for his son,
So you, into the night, divinely led,
To ask that young men’s bodies, not yet dead
Be given from the battle not begun.
— John Masefield
Chartwell – Saturday, 12 August 1939
Sir Winston Spencer Churchill, quondam MP, Chancellor of the Exchequer and First Lord of the Admiralty, thumped into his study and selected a cigar from the humidor on the oversized oak desk. ‘Mph!’ he said.
Lord Geoffrey Saboy, who was at the window staring out at the great swath of English countryside visible below, affected not to notice that Churchill, in his worn yellow bathrobe and bedroom slippers, appeared to have but recently emerged from the tub. ‘Mph indeed,’ he agreed.
‘Didn’t realize you were here already,’ Churchill said. ‘Sorry. Did I keep you waiting long?’
‘Not long,’ Lord Geoffrey said.
‘Would you like a whisky and soda?’ Churchill moved over to a cabinet on the far side of the room.
‘It’s a bit early in the day,’ Lord Geoffrey said.
Churchill looked over at the clock on the desk which claimed that it was a few minutes after one. ‘It is,’ he agreed. ‘Would you like a whisky and soda?’
Lord Geoffrey laughed. ‘Very well,’ he said. ‘Thank you, sir.’
‘Sorry about keeping you waiting,’ Churchill said, creating two drinks and handing one of the glasses to Geoffrey. ‘Bad habit I’m getting into, keeping people waiting. It will never do.’ He went back around his desk and carefully clipped the end of the cigar, and then brought it to glowing life with the gold lighter his wife Clemmie had given him on their fourteenth anniversary. ‘You bring news?’ he asked.
Lord Geoffrey nodded. ‘It will be war,’ he said. ‘Within the next few weeks. Germany will create a pretext for invading Poland.’
‘That soon? And you have this from?’
‘Felix.’
‘Ah, your mysterious contact in Berlin. And he is in a position to know?’
Lord Geoffrey considered. ‘Between us,’ he said, ‘he is a high-ranking officer in the Wehrmacht. He just happens to have strong reason for disliking Hitler.’
‘Ah!’ Churchill said. ‘I wish I could induce some more members of our own government to develop a dislike for that strutting maniac. Or at least to see how dangerous he is.’
‘They are not convinced?’
‘They are not seeing what we are seeing,’ Churchill told him. ‘They think that the Soviets are a far greater threat than Germany. They have every confidence that Herr Hitler will keep his promises. I say hogwash!’
‘In the event that the war does start, will His Majesty’s government keep its promise?’ Geoffrey asked.
Churchill shrugged. ‘Damn well better,’ he said. ‘If Germany attacks Poland without provocation, and whatever they claim, it will be without provocation, Britain is sworn to come to Poland’s assistance. France too, for that matter, although I can’t predict what France will actually do.’ He shook his head. ‘I don’t think the French government can predict what France will actually do. For that matter, I can’t predict what Britain will actually do, but she damn well better do something. It is not wise to promise and not deliver. People don’t take you seriously after that. To use a trite and overly pretentious sentiment, our honor will be at stake.’
Geoffrey smiled, but it was not a particularly joyous smile. ‘Peace for our time
,’ he quoted.
‘Yes. It was – what? – just about a year ago when Chamberlain came back waving that idiotic piece of paper.’ Churchill looked down at his cigar, which seemed to have gone out. He relit it. ‘I told them then. I said if you want to have any chance of keeping the peace, we must prepare for war. I was ignored. Unfortunately, it seems I was right.’
‘Do you expect to go back into the government?’ Geoffrey asked.
‘If we actually go to war, which will become extremely likely if Germany actually invades Poland, then I will probably be called back in. Grudgingly. The PM won’t want to, but he’ll need the support of my people.’
‘Chamberlain doesn’t like you?’
‘Oh, he likes me well enough I imagine, he just thinks I’m dangerous. Full of harebrained schemes,
is how I think he puts it.’ Churchill puffed on the cigar and the smoke wreathed around his face. ‘I’ll probably go back as First Lord of the Admiralty. That should keep me out of trouble.’
‘The navy will be glad to see you back,’ Geoffrey ventured, wondering about Churchill’s idea of ‘trouble’.
‘And you?’ Churchill asked. ‘What of you?’
‘I’m off to Paris,’ Geoffrey told him. ‘Posted as cultural attaché
. Which is a laugh. Since the French don’t believe the British have any culture to speak of, they are unlikely to listen to anything I say. My wife Patricia is very pleased – she loves Paris. And we’ll have a lot to do in our, ah, less public endeavors. We are tasked with affirming our contacts in France and Germany, those we can still reach, and seeing what new ones we can acquire.’
‘I see,’ Churchill said. ‘If there’s anything I can do, let me know. I am a firm believer in clandestine warfare. One man or woman in the right place is worth more than ten thousand troops.’
Geoffrey nodded agreement. ‘I just hope,’ he said, ‘that if we are that man or woman when the moment comes we are somewhere near that right place.’
‘Well,’ Churchill said, ‘just so. Keep me informed. And best of luck.’
‘You too, sir,’ Geoffrey told him. ‘Good luck.’
‘Yes,’ Churchill agreed. ‘I believe we may both need it. As may our country. And, if it comes to that, all of Europe. Good luck.’
TWO
The victory of an idea will be the more possible the more extensively propaganda works on people in their entirety, and the more exclusive, the stricter, and stiffer the organization is which carries out the fight in practice. From this ensues the fact that the number of followers cannot be too great, whereas the number of members can more easily be too large than too small.
— Mein Kampf, Adolf Hitler
Manhattan — Tuesday, 15 August 1939
The Bisons’ Lodge Hall on 87th and Lexington Avenue in Manhattan was a red-brick three-story building holding five sub-halls of various sizes, along with assorted offices and utility rooms, a couple of kitchens, and a bathroom or two. It was about the only remaining artifact, at least on the East Coast, of the once flourishing Fraternal Patriotic Order of the Loyal Bisons of North America. An image of the FPOLB’s traditional greeting of a group of men butting heads was preserved in a WPA mural on the wall inside the entrance, usually carefully hidden behind an oversized folding screen.
The present owner of the building advertised it in the classified pages of the New York World and the Daily Mirror as available as a ‘mixed use venue’. Which largely meant that anyone who wanted to rent it, or any part of it, for any reason could, as long as they paid up front and didn’t do anything to cause the police to raid the meeting. And if they cleaned up afterward they would get their deposit back.
Today, Seneca Hall on the second floor, the second largest of the five, was host to the monthly meeting of the First Battalion of the New York City Regiment of the America First Crusade. The First Battalion was the head of the five battalions that made up the regiment, containing the leaders and the most trusted followers, and where the head directed the body went.
It was just past six thirty and about a hundred men and fifteen or twenty women were sitting edgily on the folding chairs in the hall waiting for the meeting to get underway. They were the organizers who had brought ten thousand America Firsters to fill Madison Square Garden the year before, fierce in their support for American Values and the good old Red, White and Blue, and their denunciation of the Commie Dupes and Socialists and other troublemakers who were trying to stir up the Negroes and Mexicans. And, of course, the Jews. They controlled everything, the Jews: banks, newspapers, Hollywood, the government; you could read all about it in the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, the Protocols of the Elders of Zion Explained, and Henry Ford’s The International Jew, all three for sale at the back of the room along with a variety of pamphlets and Father Coughlin’s weekly magazine Social Justice.
The garden could be filled up again with a week’s notice if the organizers wished, with a giant American flag and equally large portrait of George Washington, flanked by smaller pictures of Charles Lindbergh and Father Coughlin on the front wall. But no longer a portrait of Adolf Hitler. The America Firsters were trying to erase the memory of their relationship with the German American Bund, which had recently been shown to be supported by the Nazi Party in Germany. Not that there was anything wrong with the Nazi Party, Hitler had the right idea about a lot of things. But that was for Germany – America could solve its own problems. Even so the Firsters’ Citizens Patrol, its private police used to quell disturbances and to beat up ‘undesirables’, still wore the red armbands with the white circle holding a black swastika – good old traditional American symbol, the swastika.
The Firsters were trying to keep the more visible signs of their exuberance under control until the next election, when they could get Roosevelt – everybody knew that he was really a New York Jew named Rosenfeld – out of office and put a Real American in.
The room grew quiet as a man in black pants, a white shirt, and – yes – a red armband strode to the rostrum, raised his arm stiffly in front of him in the official salute of the Firsters, and called, ‘Hail America!’
His audience stood and stiff-armed him back. Then he lowered his arm, and they sat.
‘Friends,’ he began, ‘welcome, fellow Americans, to our August meeting. My name is Peter Schuss and, as most of you know, I am Deputy Chairman of the New York chapter of the Crusade. It’s good to see your faces – your good American faces – looking up at me. How many of you have recruited new members since our last meeting?’
Many in the audience raised their hands.
‘Good, good. We need new faces. We need to keep growing. We need all loyal Americans to know about our work and our ideals and to join us – to be one with us.’ He paused, nodded, stopped to think and nodded again. ‘There is some business to discuss and I have some good news to share. But first, let us recite the Pledge of Allegiance.’
The audience stood up as a group, faced the American flag in its stand by the door, and, their hands over their hearts, pledged their allegiance to the America of their imaginations; the America that was white and Christian and not polluted by too many strange foreign ideas.
‘Good, good,’ Schuss said, as they sat after the Allegiance. ‘And now, before we get to the month’s business, let us listen to the words of Father Coughlin.’ He opened the cover of a victrola on a table to his left, checked to see that it was plugged in, turned it on, and carefully put an oversized record in place. ‘This is a recording of Father’s latest radio show,’ he said as he lifted the arm and settled it into the first groove, ‘recorded right in the studio and then flown in directly to us.’
For most of the next hour, interrupted only by turning the record over or changing to a new one every six minutes, The Golden Hour of the Shrine of the Little Flower boomed out, Father Coughlin’s strident voice somehow transcending the tinny speaker as he railed against Capitalists, Communists, and Jews. There was a little shuffling about in the audience and occasional murmurs of ‘You said it!’ and ‘You got it right!’, but for the most part they listened in almost worshipful silence. Coughlin, The Radio Priest, had been broadcasting his Sermons from the Shrine of the Little Flower Church in Royal Oak, Michigan every Sunday since 1926. They had begun as fairly standard sermons – emphasizing sin and redemption. But over the years he had drifted into politics and anti-Semitism until the whole focus was on explaining and reinforcing what the millions who listened to him each week already believed, or were coming to believe: why they didn’t get that job, why they were passed over for that promotion, why they lived in a one-room walkup, why the other guy always got the girl; it was the Communists and the Jews.
When the recording ended there was a pause for refreshments – hot coffee, bottles of Coca-Cola, and day-old donuts supplied at cost by the Nedicks on the next block – and then the meeting was called to order. First the Sergeant at Arms verified that everybody’s membership had been checked at the door, and they were all cleared. There were, he informed them, twelve new members of the First Battalion.
Two other men had attempted to join, Schuss told them, but they turned out to be Communist spies and they were now, he paused to let a small smile pass his lips, in the hospital. An approving murmur went around the room. One of the two men was believed to be a Jew, he added, and the approving murmur got louder.
Karl Minton, the treasurer, a thin, wiry man with prominent ears and a bad hairpiece, got up and told them how much money they had taken in from book and magazine sales and the like, and how much they had spent on posters and handouts and renting the hall, and the like, and how much they had in the bank now, and there was polite applause. Then Rosie Schreiber, the slender, blonde, efficient, and, to the disappointment of most of the men in the room who described her as ‘a looker’, somehow clearly untouchable secretary, got up from the little table at the rear where she was taking notes and read the minutes of the last meeting, which was a lot like this meeting except that there had been a guest speaker: Sir Derek Pims of the British Union of Fascists fresh from England, who talked to them about how things were going across the pond (his expression); how the Blackshirts, as they called themselves, marched in their thousands with support from many more thousands. Sir Oswald Mosley, their leader, Pims explained, modeled himself and his ideas on Chancellor Hitler, who had the right idea about so many things.
Then Deputy Chairman Schuss took the rostrum again and waved his hand for silence. After a few routine business announcements he got to the promised good news. ‘This,’ he told them, ‘is between us for the time being. It is exciting news, something we have been looking forward to, hoping for, and you are the first to know. But please keep it quiet for the time being.’ He smiled. ‘Just between the hundred of us. Do you all agree?’
They all agreed with much nodding and murmuring.
‘I’m serious about this,’ he told them. ‘It will be just a couple of weeks and then the world will know. But until then …’
Again, they murmured their agreement, while looking around puzzled at what sort of two-week secret he could be about to share with them.
‘Good, good,’ he said. ‘Well, as most of you must know, that great American hero Colonel Charles A. Lindbergh is one with us. He shares our beliefs and our ideals and our desire to make America great again – to purge it of the influences that have been dragging us down.’
The members sat silent, waiting to see where he was going with this.
‘Well, Colonel Lindbergh and his wife have been living in France for the past few years. I think it’s fair to say that he was hounded out of the country by the press and the incessant publicity after the tragedy. After his baby was kidnapped and murdered. But he has not forgotten us.’
The audience began to show interest.
‘It is not generally known that Colonel Lindbergh – and Mrs Lindbergh – moved back to the United States a couple of months ago. I have been in communication with him,’ Schuss told them, taking a bunch of envelopes from his pocket, a few of them with their letters sticking coyly out, and waving them over his head. ‘The colonel is not happy with what’s happening in this country now, with the way the country is being run. With the Commies and the Jews taking over everything.’ He paused for dramatic effect. ‘So he’s planning to return to public life.’ Longer pause. ‘And he’s planning …’ Schuss raised his right hand. ‘I swear to God – he told me he’s planning to Run For President!’
The audience stared at him for a moment, then somebody clapped, then the audience went wild.
Schuss raised his arms to calm them, and stood there with his arms raised for over two minutes, according to Rosie Schreiber the secretary, who was timing it with the watch she had pinned to her jacket.
Someone in the audience stood up, raised his fist and began yelling, ‘Rosenfeld out, Rosenfeld out, Rosenfeld out,’ and the members soon joined him until the hall was shaking rhythmically with the chant.
Rosie Schreiber made her way to the front and gathered up the cluster of envelopes which Schuss had left on the rostrum as he joined the chanting. She retreated back to her table and began reading through them with interest.
THREE
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,
it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness,
it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity,
it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness,
it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.
— A Tale of Two Cities, Charles Dickens
London – Tuesday, 22 August 1939
Lady Patricia Saboy stared with dismay at the array of boxes around her in the front room as Lord Geoffrey came into the hallway, tossed his umbrella in the general direction of the umbrella stand, missed; tossed his hat at the hat rack, missed, and had to retrieve both from the carpet. ‘I have to practice that,’ he said, setting the umbrella in the stand. ‘It ruins the image when you miss.’ He flipped his hat at the rack again, missed again, sighed, and picked it up. This time he carefully placed it on the peg and continued into the front room.
Patricia went over and gave him a peck on the cheek. ‘I can’t imagine what sort of image you’re striving for,’ she told him.
‘Oh, a sort of studied nonchalance,’ he said. ‘Like those chaps in the cinema who fling their hats at the wall and manage to catch the peg every time.’
‘They probably have to shoot those scenes a couple of dozen times before they get one where the hat goes where they want it to,’ she told him.
‘No!’ he said in mock astonishment. ‘They wouldn’t do that. And besides – what are all these boxes?’ He waved a hand in the general direction of the clutter.
‘These are the things that Garrett believes we cannot live without. They are being packed up to ship to Paris.’
‘Does he know we’re taking a furnished flat?’
Patricia pushed a box aside with her foot. ‘One does not know what Garrett knows. Besides, he’s your batsman.’
‘That’s batman
,’ Geoffrey told her. ‘And he hasn’t been that since the war ended. Now he’s merely a gentleman’s gentleman. Or,’ he corrected, ‘he would be if I were a gentleman.’
Patricia looked at him and smiled. ‘Are you saying you’re not a gentleman because you’re a viscount and above all that, or because you’re a disreputable character of ill repute?’
‘Could it not be both?’ he asked.
‘Oh,’ Patricia said, ‘I can think of many more reasons why you might not be a gentleman.’
‘But I hide them well,’ he said.
‘You do,’ she admitted.
‘I guess I actually must be a gentleman after all,’ Geoffrey said after a moment’s consideration. ‘After all, I dress for dinner, and isn’t that the infallible sign?’
‘By golly, so it is,’ Patricia agreed.
Geoffrey suddenly stopped in mid-stride, like a bird dog in the high grass, and pointed across the room. ‘My God!’ he said.
‘Really?’ Patricia asked, looking where he was pointing. ‘The trunk? You worship a trunk?’
‘I hold that one in high esteem,’ he said. ‘You had it when I met you.’
‘Actually, you know, I used to come out of it.’
‘With very few clothes on, if I remember correctly.’
‘Just during rehearsals. I didn’t want to bother putting my costume on.’
‘You were in your, ah, scanties.’
‘We theatrical people do that,’ she said.
‘So you say,’ Geoffrey told her. ‘I never noticed Professor Mavini prancing about in his underthings.’
Geoffrey had met Patricia in 1930. He had needed a woman to show up with at a family gathering, to avoid having a woman thrust upon him by various well-meaning relations. The woman that he usually used for such occasions, in exchange for my performing a like service for her, hadn’t been available. Instead, a friend had suggested that he meet her friend.
And so, he had met the ‘Honourable’ Patricia Sutherland, younger daughter of Viscount Mowbrey, in the King’s Arms pub, and quickly discovered that she was working as an assistant to The Great Mavini, Illusionist Extraordinaire. The first time he saw her rehearse she’d come out of the trunk in her scanties and he’d almost turned green. Six months later they’d tied the knot.
More than a marriage of convenience, they both truly liked each other; but it did serve to quell his family’s worries about his sexual preferences, and it gave her cover and protection for her discriminating but large and varied sexual appetites. They were each other’s beard, as it were. And, as the years passed, what had begun as a tolerant fondness had grown until each truly loved and valued the other.
Garrett, Lord Geoffrey’s man of whatever was needed, came through an inner doorway with his arms full of books and placed them on a table. Tall, stocky, with a short, light brown beard on an inquisitive face, Garrett had a keen intelligence, a bizarre sense of humor, and an unfortunate fondness for puns. He could have been a success at anything from barrister at the criminal bar to owner of a pub with an obscurely odd name, but he preferred to remain with the Saboys. He said they needed him, and besides, they led a most interesting life. ‘Reference books, milord,’ he said, tugging at an imaginary forelock. ‘See which ones you might be needing.’
‘Oh, so it’s your day to be humble, is it?’ Geoffrey asked.
‘I strive to disguise my innate superiority,’ Garrett told him, ‘so as to appear a proper servant.’
‘You must work harder at the disguise,’ Geoffrey told him. ‘We are not convinced.’
‘Whatever your majesty desires,’ Garrett said. ‘Would Your Worship choose to take his uniform?’
Geoffrey considered. ‘I think not,’ he said. ‘My upper-class English twit’s disguise should fit all needs.’
‘Very good, Your Excellency.’
‘It seems probable that we will be at war within the next month,’ Geoffrey said. ‘But I’ll probably be spending this war in mufti.’
‘That reminds me,’ Patricia said. ‘We’ve had a fresh message, presumably from Felix.’
‘You haven’t read it?’
‘No, I was waiting for you.’ She went to a side table and retrieved a brown envelope with Lord Geoffrey Saboy, his eyes only, printed neatly on the front. Taking a small folding knife from a black purse on the same table, she slit it open. Inside was a second envelope. It said: Most Secret Pennyfarthing. And underneath: If you do not recognize this code word do not open this envelope but return it to the person who gave it you.
She opened it.
‘Read it to me,’ Geoffrey said.
‘All right,’ she said. ‘Skipping all the preliminary don’t read this unless you’re truly pure of heart and wearing green stockings
stuff, it says, "Radio message received 14:00 hours on expected frequency. Text decodes as follows: War with Poland certain within a week. Probably September 1. Secret pact with Russia to divide Poland. H does not believe England and France will fight for Poland. False flag Polish attack on Gleiwitz radio station