Lady Rample Sits In: Lady Rample Mysteries, #4
By Shéa MacLeod
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At long last, Lady Rample is about to reunite with her paramour, the American jazz musician, Hale Davis. But, as usual for our intrepid heroine, her arrival in the French Riviera doesn't go to plan!
Laid up with a concussion thanks to a water-skiing incident, Lady Rample discovers that her aristocratic neighbor isn't quite what he seems. With the help of the usual eccentrics, she's going to find the truth and prove he's up to no good. Unless he gets to her first…
Lose yourself in the glamor of the 1930s with the fourth installment of the popular historical cozy mystery series, Lady Rample Mysteries.
Shéa MacLeod
Author of the international best selling paranormal series, Sunwalker Saga. Native of Portlandia. Addicted to lemon curd and Ancient Aliens.
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Lady Rample Sits In - Shéa MacLeod
For Lyn, Sheena, Dawn, and Jimbo,
who were all there for my French adventures.
Chapter 1
W e’re all going to die.
The words were spoken with such grim finality that one might find oneself believing them if not for the fact they were spoken by my maid, Maddie. While not prone to histrionics generally, she did tend to look on the not-so-bright side of things. And as the sea was currently calm as glass, one could be fairly certain she was exaggerating.
We’re not going to die, Maddie,
my Aunt Butty said bracingly as she strode down the deck of the Ile de France—possibly the most beautiful ocean liner I’d ever seen.
We are so, M’lady,
Maddie insisted with great stubbornness, trotting after her. People weren’t meant to travel like this. We’ll sink to the bottom for sure.
Nonsense,
I said. You had no problems on the outbound journey.
She hadn’t even gotten seasick, which was more than I could say for myself. The voyage from England to America had been uneventful for everyone in our party but me. I’d spent a great deal of time in my room.
That were on a bigger boat,
Maddie pointed out. This thing could get tossed about easy. One gust of wind, and we’re in Davy Jones’s locker!
This is a perfectly sound vessel. Not the fastest, but quite glamorous. And we’ll be in Le Havre in seven days. I, for one, look forward to the voyage.
Aunt Butty adjusted her hat—a bright orange monstrosity festooned with garish yellow ribbons and peacock feathers dyed vermillion. More than a few passengers stared, but Aunt Butty ignored them utterly. In another time, she might have been called An Original. As it was, I was beginning to think she might be color blind.
Come, Ophelia,
she called to me. Let’s take a turn about the deck. Maddie, don’t dawdle.
I followed in Aunt Butty’s wake, Maddie bringing up the rear clutching a massive carpet bag to her flat chest. Within it were the accoutrements Aunt Butty insisted on having with her at all times. I’d no idea what was in there, but I felt sorry for Maddie. It looked heavy.
We’d left Hollywood eleven days earlier and none too soon for my tastes. Yes, it was glamorous, but it was also exhausting and rather...well, fake, if I were honest. And then there was that ghastly murder business and being kidnapped by gangsters... I’d be very glad to get my feet back on English soil.
Except, I reminded myself, we weren’t headed to England, but to Le Havre, France where we would then catch a train to Nice and my villa. And I would finally be able to see Hale Davis—my paramour, for lack of a better word—again. Too bad Aunt Butty had insisted on opulence over speed in choosing a mode of transportation or I could have seen him a few days earlier. Alas, Aunt Butty had a way of getting what she wanted. And so we set sail from New York on the Ile de France with all the pomp and circumstance due our station.
My name is Ophelia, Lady Rample, widow of the late Lord Rample. Thanks to his generosity I’m richer than a person has any right to be and absolutely free to do as I please, when I please. A fact which stirred up the upper crust into a veritable tizzy. They did not approve, and yet there wasn’t a thing they could do about it. Which amused me no end. Sometimes I was more like my aunt than I might want to admit.
She was my mother’s sister and had done very well herself in the marriage department. More than once, in fact. She lived exactly how she liked with no care as to what anyone else thought. Quite Bohemian, really. Also, she had ghastly taste in hats.
Have you seen Chaz, Aunt Butty?
Charles Chaz
Raynott was my best friend and sometime sleuthing partner. He’d been visiting a friend out in Hollywood at the same time we were there for a wedding. After the exhausting events that ensued, I’d invited him to join us at my villa and we’d all decided to take the same ship together.
Haven’t seen him since we boarded. I’m sure he’s about. No doubt in the smoking parlor playing cards with the other young men.
No doubt,
I murmured. Chaz did enjoy a good game. And the occasional young man.
We’re dining at the Captain’s table tonight,
Aunt Butty announced out of nowhere.
Yes, Aunt, I’m aware.
It was apparently a great honor to dine at the Captain’s table. Frankly, I doubted there would be anyone interesting there. Just a lot of stuffy people with too much money and not enough sense. Which was a little like the pot and the kettle except that I certainly had some sense. I had, after all, not been born wealthy and had instead been raised by a vicar. So maybe not so much sense after all.
What do you plan to wear? I thought I’d wear that pink affair I picked up in New York.
I managed to hold back a horrified gasp. The pink affair
was a rather lovely bias-cut gown in a satin fabric that was absolutely destroyed by being flamingo pink and having layers of ruffled tiers flowing from the waistline, making my aunt’s hips and backside look even more voluptuous than they already were. Worse, she’d the habit of pairing it with an equally pink bolero jacket trimmed in black ostrich feathers. To say it made a statement was putting it mildly.
I’m wearing the Coco,
I replied quickly. The stunning blue gown had only been worn once in Hollywood. I doubted there would be anyone here to see that I wore it again. Beside which, it was too delicious to leave lying in a steamer trunk. Unlike some women of my class who insisted on never wearing a gown twice, I bought dresses because I liked them and wished to wear them often. I considered wearing a dress once to be a waste of good money.
Excellent choice,
Aunt Butty approved. Oh, look. There are the Whatsits. I must go say hello. I’ll see you at dinner, Ophelia.
And she sailed off without a backward glance, leaving poor Maddie looking confused.
You better go after her,
I said. Just in case she needs anything.
Maddie rolled her eyes. Miss Butty—
Lady Lucas,
I corrected.
She sighed heavily. Lady Lucas probably forgot I was even here.
No doubt she was right, but I shooed her off anyway. Maddie might be my maid, but she was doing for both Aunt Butty and me this trip, plus I could use a bit of time to myself.
It had been a long and tiring journey from the West Coast of the States and a nap sounded just the thing. There was plenty of time before dinner, and I wanted to feel my best.
As I made my way toward my stateroom, I took a corner a little too sharply and barreled into someone. I careened backward into a bulkhead and barely caught myself before I could crash to the ground in an ungracious heap.
Oh, I say!
The tone was male and outraged.
So sorry,
I said, glancing down. It wasn’t often I was forced to look down, but the man who I had crashed into was barely shoulder height, round as a billiard ball, and cherubic of face, though he must be long past sixty. He looked like a very scowly Father Christmas. Minus the beard.
He let out a huff, straightened his jacket, and marched off without a word. Dashed rude if you ask me.
Recovering my wits, I continued on to my room, but the memory of that angry Father Christmas face stayed with me.
Once inside my stateroom, I kicked off my heels and was about to lay down, when I heard a bellow. Man overboard!
Almost immediately, the engines cut out, the constant hum from below going silent. The ship slowed, though it did not come to a complete stop.
Oh, dear, what now?
I muttered to myself. There was no way I was going to miss something so exciting as a sea rescue.
I shoved my feet back in my pumps and rushed for the deck. A crowd had gathered along the rail, and I instantly spotted Aunt Butty.
Ophelia! Over here.
She beckoned with one hand while holding on to her enormous yellow and orange hat with the other. It’s Maddie.
What?
I broke into a run and pushed through the throng to stare down into the frothy sea. A rowboat manned by several uniformed sailors was pulling through the water away from the ship. Where is she?
Look, they’ve got her!
someone yelled.
A small cheer went up as one of the sailors hoisted aboard a sodden figure. Then they made their ponderous way back, rowing through the wake of the ship.
What happened?
I demanded.
Well, we were walking along, and I spotted someone I knew. I tried to get his attention when some drunk tottered into poor Maddie and knocked her right overboard.
Aunt Butty didn’t take her eyes off the approaching boat.
That doesn’t sound likely. He’d have had to give her a real shove. The rail is waist high.
Well, you know how Maddie is. No sea legs whatsoever. Easy topple.
Aunt Butty didn’t sound at all concerned.
Still...did you see who it was?
For some reason, an angry Father Christmas face floated through my mind.
Alas, no, or I’d have given him a piece of my mind. Drunk at two in the afternoon!
Apparently my aunt’s Bohemian tendencies did not extend to drunkenness during inappropriate hours.
Maddie was finally helped aboard with profuse apologies from the crew and a great deal of staring from the passengers. I took her immediately back to our rooms so she could change clothes.
I’m sorry, milady. I’ll likely catch my death,
she said, shivering as I led her down the hall, still wrapped in a rough blanket one of the sailors had give her.
I sighed. Don’t be so dramatic, Maddie. You’ll be fine once you change and have some hot tea. Maybe we should both have a nap before dinner.
She sniffled but nodded in agreement.
What happened? Aunt Butty said someone pushed you.
Yes, milady. Shoved me right hard, she did.
She? I thought it was a man? My aunt said he was drunk.
She shook her head. No, milady, it were a woman for sure and certain. She did it on purpose.
I patted her arm as