Pot Luck: A James Emerson Harris Mystery
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Things always seem to go wrong for Jimmy Harris. The small coastal town of San Buenasara is gripped in a recession. Jimmy’s law practice is in the tank.
Wee Willy’s is the hot pot company in town. And perhaps a way to stay afloat. Willy wants him to be president. To think, him a president.
Alas, things are not what they seem. Mysterious shell companies own the stock. The company is broke, even though boxes of cash keep arriving. Jimmy finds himself up to his eyebrows in a struggle between the law and shadowy people who will do anything to get their way. Is it the drug cartel? The Mafia? Or is it the FBI?
He stumbles. He bumbles. He’s arrested for murder. He needs to find a way through this maze. The alternatives are unthinkable.
With the help of his once and future wife, Karen, and the resourcefulness of his law partner Clyde, maybe he can find a way out. And of course, Bruno, Karen and Jimmy’s long-haired dachshund, wants to help. He has a nose for mysteries.
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Pot Luck - David L. Gersh
Chapter 1
MY PANTS WERE STIFF at the knees with Willy’s blood. The metallic smell didn’t seem to bother the Sheriff. It sure bothered me.
The sun was settling comfortably into the trees for a long night’s rest. Sheriff S.A Patera and I were sitting in Willy Witkowski’s backyard. The police technicians were packing up their gear.
Heat was starting to flee. A nice deputy found my jacket. I threw it around my shoulders.
Sheriff Patera was a pert woman of about forty-five with black, short hair, licked with gray. She had alert eyes and a lively mouth. She didn’t look like a police officer. Except for her starched brown shirt and her big gun.
She flipped open her notebook. Mr., um...
she scanned her notes, Harris.
She paused thoughtfully, then smiled at me showing a lot of white, even teeth.
I know your name from somewhere, don’t I? Wasn’t there some other murder you were involved in? Chief Carsone mentioned something, but I didn’t quite get it.
I wouldn’t say involved. No, certainly not involved.
Janet Mason,
I said.
Ah, yes. I remember it now. It was before I came here. You also discovered that body.
I nodded, but not happily.
You’re a lawyer, aren’t you, Mr. Harris?
Yes.
She was your client?
Yes.
Then she pivoted. Thank goodness. I certainly didn’t want to talk about Janet Mason.
How well did you know Mr. Witkowski?
Her voice was non-chalant, almost indifferent.
I’ve known Willy... I mean I knew him, for several years. He was a good client.
Oh, he was your client too?
Yes.
And you discovered both bodies?
Yes.
Who’s counting? I know I wasn’t.
Were you personal friends with Mr. Witkowski?
I handled several matters for Willy over a number of years. Which I’m not at liberty to discuss. But I like to think of myself as a friend to all my clients.
Mr. Harris, why did you come to see Mr. Witkowski today?
I needed to talk to him about some business matters.
Legal matters?
No, business. We worked together.
You worked with Mr. Witkowski?
At Wee Willy’s.
"That’s the marijuana company?
Correct.
How long have you worked at Wee Willy’s?
About three weeks.
What kind of business matters did you need to discuss?
I needed to talk to Mr. Witkowski about money we needed in the business.
I see. How was the business going, Mr. Harris?
There were some issues.
Money issues, I take it.
Yes.
Did you know about these money issues when you gave up your legal practice to join the company?
I hesitated. Not exactly.
Were you angry with Mr. Witkowski?
I didn’t like that question at all.
Well, I wasn’t overjoyed with Willy. But if you are asking if I was so upset, I killed him, I didn’t.
You may be getting the wrong idea about me here. Perhaps I should explain.
Chapter 2
MY NAME IS JAMES Emerson Harris, and I’m a lawyer. Or, at least, I was the last time I checked. I read the disciplinary section of the State Bar report first thing each month. Call me paranoid.
But I am the second smartest lawyer in San Buenasara. I’m sure you’ve heard of me. It may not sound so impressive to be the second smartest. But my junior partner, Clyde, is the smartest, so we’ve got it covered.
My once and future wife, Karen, is smarter than both of us, but she’s not a lawyer, thank goodness. Karen and I were divorced by accident but I’m working on that. It wasn’t my fault.
Bruno doesn’t count. I don’t mean one-two-three-four. I mean he’s not included, although if he were, I think he would contend he is the second smartest. Bruno’s our dog. Actually, he’s Karen’s dog, a beautiful long-haired dachshund. He tolerates me.
I hope Karen loves me more than she loves Bruno. I think so. I have to say it was a little disconcerting when I asked her to marry me again. She had to check with Bruno first to see if she could get a better offer.
I guess I need to explain my relationship with Karen. It may seem a little confusing. But it’s absolutely normal.
Back a few years ago, I fell off the wagon. Leaped actually. I was under a lot of pressure.
Karen and I had been married three years. We lived in L.A. and one of my sleaze-ball drug-dealer clients, Manny Comacho, objected to my efforts on his behalf. I got him a corner cell, the ingrate. He was sending me threats, which was not so new. But the last one had been sent to Karen. She went nuts. And I went nuts.
Karen is a strong-willed lady. She left for San Buenasara and she gave me the chance to join her if I cleaned up my act. But she wanted to make a point. So, she got this shyster in San Luis Obispo to file for legal separation. The jerk couldn’t even check the right box. It’s a printed form, for Christ’s sake.
He checked the box for divorce, not separation. I must have missed it. To tell you the truth, I don’t remember seeing it. But, I don’t remember much from those days.
I did get sober and seven years ago I moved back in with Karen. That’s when the divorce became final.
We had a good laugh about it. Karen was lying back against the cushions on our sofa and I was sitting on the floor by her feet, my cheek resting on her thigh. A glass of white wine was perched on her stomach. I was sipping my O’Doul’s.
It was late on a Sunday afternoon. The sun was already low in the sky. We had a little fire going in the fireplace. The wood crackled and the dancing flames were hypnotic.
Karen is a beautiful woman with a lithe body and small perky breasts which I admire as often as possible. Her red hair is just starting to show a little gray. She has it cut in a pixy style. At least I think that’s what they call it.
Her eyes are this unbelievable light green with golden flecks, and she has freckles dusted across her nose. She thinks she is as tall as I am, but I’m sure that’s just envy.
I’m a tall five feet, seven inches and forty-five years old now. My blond hair is turning gray, but it hasn’t dimmed my boyish blue eyes or my lopsided grin. Age has not been as kind to my hair. It’s thinning to the point where I’m thinking of negotiating a better deal with Sal, my barber.
I gave Karen my best smile. I don’t do it very often and never in my car. Women going in the other direction have been known to crash.
I told her I would file to have her lawyer’s egregious mistake corrected. I may have directed some impolite terms towards him.
Karen got this mischievous look in her eyes.
I don’t think so,
she said with a little half-smile on her lips.
You don’t think your lawyer is a schmuck?
No, I don’t think we should have the judgement vacated.
I was a tad taken aback. I turned my head and looked up at her.
We have a great relationship. What are you talking about?
Of course we do. I love you.
She scrunched up her nose.
I love you too. Don’t you want us to be together?
Yes. I just don’t want to be married.
Are you crazy?
Yep.
I did the only practical thing. I went to my mother to convince Karen to let me get the judgement vacated. Karen really likes my mother. My mother looked at me appraisingly. Then she refused.
We’ve gone on living together. Our relationship is the same as before. She’s my office manager. We work together every day. And sleep together every night. Over the last seven years I’ve asked Karen to marry me at least five times that I can remember. The best I’ve ever gotten out of her is, Maybe.
Until last New Year’s Eve. In a weak moment, she said, Yes
. After attempting to solicit an offer of marriage from Bruno, as I’ve mentioned.
Never have so few done so much for so few.
Chapter 3
IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL Thursday in late August. Karen and I were having breakfast at The Lilly Pad. The Lilly Pad is the best restaurant in San Buenasara.
I had finished my coffee and poached eggs. I hate poached eggs, but Karen was watching. Personally, I believe a little weight looks good on a man. Karen agrees. Our problem lies in defining little.
I was wearing my favorite cowboy shirt with the pearl buttons. I think it looks great with my ostrich leather boots and pressed jeans. Women were surreptitiously admiring me as we ate. They kept dropping their forks.
We walked out the door into the sunshine. It must have been a frigid 68 degrees. It had been a cool summer. A hint of an ocean breeze touched my cheek. The air smelled of seaweed and salt. I lifted my head and closed my eyes. It was one of those perfect moments. I turned to Karen.
God, this is beautiful. I wish it could last forever.
She looked up at me with a worshipful smile. I’m a towering five feet, seven inches, but I can tell when someone is looking up to me. She appreciates my innate sensitive nature.
That’s what I love about you, darling.
What insight the woman has.
With you, a perfect morning seems longer.
We were just at the door of our little house where we live and practice law. I was still trying to figure out whether Karen had complimented me or put me down when our receptionist, Pamela, burst through the door.
Pamela isn’t as concerned about her weight as one might be, so bursting was a pretty good verb for what occurred. She looked anxiously in the wrong direction. But she got it right on the second try.
There you are. Thank goodness.
Hi, Pamela. What’s up?
Judge Hendricks called.
You mean her clerk.
No, she called herself. She wants you in her court right now. I think she’s angry.
What makes you think that?
Well, she called you a whole lot of names. And her voice was squeaky.
Tell Clyde to go.
Clyde is my junior partner. What are junior partners for, if not to talk to angry judges.
She wants you.
Did she say why?
No. She just said it real loud.
Karen poked her head around the door. I had just gotten back to the office from my visit with Judge Hendricks and had settled into my chair. I knew I had settled in because Bruno jumped into my lap and made himself comfortable.
I had swiveled my chair to look out over our small marina. The one where topless young ladies often serve as deck hands. Not that I have ever seen one. Even with the binoculars I keep in my desk.
I turned back quickly when I heard Karen come in. Bruno jumped off my lap, giving me a wounded look. He waddled over to Karen, who kneeled down to scratch him behind the ears.
I’m a strong man. I suppressed my jealousy. And my desire to bark.
She finally came over and sat down in one of my client chairs. She crossed her legs. She was looking over my shoulder.
We really need to get that crack in the wall fixed.
She turned her head. And this room could use some paint.
Our little house was built about 100 years ago and remodeled the last time to install electric lights. It always needed something fixed. We should burn it down and start again.
As soon as we can afford it.
She shrugged and recrossed her legs. I really like to look at her legs.
What was Judge Hendricks so mad about?
Her honor seems to feel that I am screwing with her calendar. My motion to delay the Witkowski trial doesn’t seem to have pleased her.
Why did you file for the delay?
We haven’t completed our depositions.
You haven’t taken any depositions.
That’s why we haven’t completed them.
Karen closed her eyes and her lips were moving in silent prayer. It’s what happens when you are in the presence of genius.
Willy Witkowski used to be our local bookmaker before he went straight. Straight into selling illegal controlled substances. You have to give him credit though. He had the best pot in town. Not that I would know. I’ve been sober for years. But he had great reviews.
I first met Willy about five years ago after he was arrested at the San Luis Obispo Airport for indecent exposure. No, Willy isn’t a pervert. He’s a stoner.
He was on his way to Denver, looking down at the world from on high. He was standing in the TSA line waiting to go through the metal detector. A young man asked him to take off his shoes and belt. Willy’s a nice guy. He wanted to be cooperative and stay ahead of the game. He was arrested as he was trying to drop his boxer shorts.
The D.A. was laughing so hard Willy got off with a slap on the wrist. I got a good client.
Between Willy’s marriages and divorces and his brushes with our esteemed criminal justice system, I thought about giving Willy a volume discount.
Now I’m Willy’s personal and business attorney. Willy is five feet, four inches and as thin as a broom. He’s bald with scruffy tufts of hair at the back. Pencil necked and with a thin face, he looks like a squirrel. No offense to squirrels. Everyone calls him Wee Willy.
When California legalized pot, Wee Willy really did go straight. He received the only growing and dispensary license in San Buenasara.
Here in San Buenasara, we are on the cutting edge. We have the best of Berkeley and Chicago rolled into one. Seven thousand happy souls, most of them high. And we are politically correct. We don’t have manhole covers. We just passed a law to rename them maintenancehole covers. How’s that for gender sensitivity.
And our marijuana industry is thriving. After Willy discovered our city council couldn’t be bought, but that it could be rented, he applied for a license. It was a highpoint for our elected officials. Most of them were high at the time.
It turned out Willy was quite the businessman. He bought a greenhouse from Francis Hendley who had an old farm up in the hills, and started growing marijuana in at least four strains. He hired a lady to do the packaging and marketing. She had retired from a major advertising firm in Los Angeles. Then, he had a company down in Santa Barbara begin manufacturing CBD ointments and creams. CBD is the medicinal stuff in pot. A food company was making whoopee brownies, cookies and butter. Butter?
Wee Willy’s was on everyone’s lips, particularly if you bought the lip balm. Its products were sold through weewillys.com in every state where it was legal. Don’t ask me how he made delivery.
At the end of last year, Wee Willy’s had formed a joint venture with a company called Campboll Water to acquire an eighty-acre hemp farm about ten miles up the coast from here. Hemp doesn’t have a lot of the stuff that makes you high, but it does have a lot of CBD.
Between the sales in San Buenasara and his internet business, the money had to be rolling in. Willy was living high. I mean well.
And well, high.
But he seemed never to have a lot of money. I guess he had a lot of expenses.
Chapter 4
KAREN LOOKED AT ME and cleared her throat. She has a great attention span. I tend to wander. Now Bruno was looking at me quizzically.
What?
I said.
Okay, I’ll bite? Why haven’t you taken any depositions in Willy’s case?
They cost money.
That gave Karen pause. Her eyebrows lifted and her nose wrinkled as she sought to absorb that wisdom.
Explain.
Look, this claim only involves $25,000. After Willy bought his new Ferrari, he noticed a spot on the finish. He thought the car should be repainted. Tom Maji, the owner of the dealership, disagreed. So, Willy hired us.
And?
Maji knows we can’t spend a lot of money. There’s never an attorney’s fees clause in this kind of deal, so we can’t ask for our costs. He’s working us.
You seem to be helping.
Not at all, my dear. We are engaging in, what we call in the higher realms of the law, strategy.
She was waiting on pins and needles. It must have been uncomfortable. Nonetheless, I paused a moment to allow my full brilliance to light the room.
She tapped her fingernails on my desk. Bruno glared at me. Karen gave me the dirty eye.
Come on, Jimmy.
I cleared my throat.
In a lawsuit for $25,000, we don’t have any leverage. We needed to create some. I filed the lawsuit to let old Tom know we were serious, but I never intended to pursue it. What I did do was name Ferrari of North America as an additional defendant on a product defect claim.
Karen smiled; a glorious thing.
"Then I