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    Like My Status: #RandomThoughts
    Like My Status: #RandomThoughts
    Like My Status: #RandomThoughts
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    Like My Status: #RandomThoughts

    By Oliver Blunt

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    Random Thoughts are Simply Random Satirical Thoughts Of My Days of past and present life. While all are not funny or facts, they are my thoughts and ways of entertaining myself. In no way shape or form were they created to cause malice, bully, or impose my personal feelings on anyone, simply a way to smile when smiling is so hard for some. 

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherA2Z Books, LLC
    Release dateApr 7, 2019
    ISBN9781943284504
    Like My Status: #RandomThoughts

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      Like My Status - Oliver Blunt

      Introduction

      Well I feel bad about missing #PettypeopleSaturdays because I woke up late and was very busy with my little ones yesterday. So I’ll tell you a true story because I feel really bad . I was a new student at Brentwood middle school, really tough school at the time. Well in math class one day   marched in three deaf kids they would only join us for math then leave to go back to their own domicile classroom. One of them was a girl who found interest in me..I wasn’t interested, but obliged because I didn’t have many friends. I only turned down my collar ,so I went along. A few days went by and the two boys started to give me evil looks, but because I was a good fighter I didn’t really care. So about two months later, they cornered me in the girls bathroom.  Why I was in there is a whole other story. Anyway, my dad always practice boxing with me at night so I knew how to throw punches if I was ever cornered. Unfortunately here, NONE OF THAT MATTERED because they were quiet as hell man even their sneakers didn’t squeak on the tile floor and to make matters worse they were coordinating with each other by signing so I didn’t hear a DAMN THING. It was like getting beat up by two quiet ninjas. After a few stomach punches and a couple of good slaps to the back of the head, I thought these MF's done did this before because this is too well orchestrated, but oh well ya win some and ya lose some. After about 5 minutes of getting beatup, it sounded like a Master P concert in there.

      We all were saying UGhhhh because that’s the noise deaf people make when they are excited and me from getting my a** handed to me by the silent but deadly crew. And as quiet as it started they quietly ran off. After getting myself together and putting my other shoe back on (yes those deaf chumps beat me outta one shoe) I knocked the dust off my jeans and shirt and went back to class. Years later around 2001 (prime of my thug life) I saw the bigger one of the two walking down Savannah Hwy near Wappoo road. Shoot I busted a U-turn and almost had my caprice on two wheels, thinking Lord Jesus he bout to catch this ten-year-old a** cuttn THANK YA. I pulled up to the gas station as he approached thinking Imma give a straight two piece spicy. He got close enough for me to see that he was wearing a ear piece and I got even more excited because he was gonna hear the trash talking, then he yelled out AUBLA (that’s how they called my name Oliver). Maaaaaaan that killed me on the inside. I unballed my fist and everything. Why was he so happy to see me man...Long story short he was lost and needed directions, saddened and still wanting to be petty I sent him in the wrong direction and I walked awaying thinking

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