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Philadelphia, 1985. A once bustling industrial metropolis is now a veritable wasteland, rife with joblessness, homelessness and explosive racial tensions. Out of the swill and misery, a familiar anarchistic sound has returned to the scene and there’s a new, wild tribe of kids ready to show the city and America the error of its ways, whethe
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PUNKS - Richard Cucarese
Prologue
Throughout its wild, crass, storied, and controversial epoch, punk rock, its fans, and performers have dealt with their share of misunderstanding and animosity from parents, police, religious organizations, politicians, and the mainstream media over the past few decades.
Although some of its bad reputation can be attributed to the youthful exuberance and anarchy emanating from its volatile lyrics, guitars screeching feedback at maximum volume, accompanied by thundering, ominous, heart pounding bass lines and gut punching drumbeats, it would be a mistake to write the movement off as just a passing fancy of teen angst.
Born from the volatility brewing Stateside and across the Atlantic during the early 1970’s and through the Reagan and Thatcher regimes, punk rock certainly gave a funny, if not campy glimpse into the boring, teenage life of suburban America and England, but it happily went out of its way to flip a big middle finger to the anti-war, campus protesting Baby Boomer hippies of the 1960’s, who’d transformed into the greedy, self-important, yuppie pariahs of Wall Street by the 1980’s. The Peace and Love generations, never trust anyone over thirty
was replaced by the punks more caustic, never trust a hippie.
Punk rock also addressed the despair and decay of Britain and the States inner-cities due to racial unrest, rampant unemployment in the heavily industrialized centers and poorly crafted socioeconomic policies; the impending annihilation of the planet through nuclear Armageddon by two, trigger happy Superpowers and in many cases, punk music demanded nothing less than the anarchistic overthrow of the so-called democratic, capitalistic forms of governance and economics the Western, X-Generation were indoctrinated and brainwashed to believe was in their best interests to preserve at all costs.
Bands with acerbic monikers such as the Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Circle Jerks, The Slits and performers with stage names of Sid Vicious, Johnny Rotten, and Jello Biafra left grownups infuriated and deciphering lyrics, usually culminating with threatening calls to radio stations and all levels of government to completely ban this form of music.
There have been a few very well-made books, films and documentaries dealing with the punk movement and its music as a whole, but as far as what took place in the everyday lives of punk kids, there was not too much offered for public consumption.
‘PUNKS’ fictionally delves into as many of these aspects as possible, including how punk music and culture transcended certain racial and socioeconomic barriers, joining high school and college aged, rural and suburban kids with the more working class, city kids who also believed the world was failing them miserably.
‘PUNKS’ also doesn’t hold back on the kid’s strong, opinionated viewpoints and how vastly outnumbered they were in fighting against the societal wrongs of an American cultural, religious, economic and political landscape spinning madly out of control during the 1980’s. It also takes no prisoners in the crude or vile language describing the very hardcore conditions and lifestyles of the street kids, especially.
‘PUNKS’ attempts to deliver a foretaste of three elements seldom discussed and shamefully overlooked; the artistic, vibrant club and underground music scenes taking place in Trenton, New Jersey, the Bohemian, starving artist enclaves of River towns such as New Hope, Pennsylvania and Lambertville, New Jersey and especially, in the city of Philadelphia; secondly, the street kids who found a home and a family in the throngs of punks engaged in the energetic, violent dance of ‘the pit’, or by forming the bands playing tirelessly and for not much money at the raw, disheveled clubs and underground events usually located in impoverished urban locations; and last, but certainly not least, the female punks who were an integral part of punk culture through their style of dress, political stances and their exceptional musical prowess in some very prominent acts (Joan Jett, Lita Ford, Debbie Harry, Wendy O. Williams and Siouxsie Sioux, just to name a few, all got their start in punk rock).
Gemma ‘Swan’ Stinson and Robert ‘Robbs’ Cavelli are the perfect microcosm of these aspects, thrown into the public eye for everyone to see; a middle class teen, writing the lyrical story of his and America’s life, languishing in suburban hell with an overly religious, authoritarian, abusive and conservative mother, who meets the street girl with the smarts, looks, and a take no prisoner attitude from the wrong side of the city, who’s overcome adversity and an addictive, hellishly dangerous childhood through her academic abilities and unbelievable musical talent. Theirs is the quintessential, punk story; fighting for what’s right and just, fighting tooth and nail for your punk family, and fighting to be with the one you truly love, society be damned.
‘PUNKS’ allows for an unrestrained look into Rob and Gem’s dreams, to be a part something special, to hopefully attain what they refer to as ‘THE CHANCE’ but never strays too far away from Philadelphia’s dark alleys, ramshackle tenements, poverty, sadness and heinous characters looking to swallow whole these two young lovers and their patchwork family of tight knit friends known as the ‘Misfits’.
Their bonds of friendship and family reveal the ties which still bind large numbers of real punks to the music and the movement decades later and have opened up this integral landscape of music and anarchistic activism for new generations to explore because truly, Punk’s Not Dead!!!
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Although ‘PUNKS’ contains songs from actual, musical acts, the names of real performers and events taking place at certain venues, it is still just a work of fiction and any resemblance otherwise to the ‘real world of 1980’s Philadelphia’ is purely coincidental; so, please enjoy the emotional, roller coaster ride of events, the activist stances, the friendships, the music, the hope and the love not only in ‘PUNKS’, but also in the subsequent pages of the trilogy because in the end, we were not just golden, not just glorious, but we were and still are punks.
—Richard Cucarese
1
Like a Phoenix
Memories to ashes…ashes to memories,
it’s a statement from her that I’ve replayed numerous times in my mind as we hold hands tightly, aiding in her quest not to fall upon the charred remains of this once hallowed ground of musical magic known as ‘The Underground’.
Sunlight darts wickedly through the only warped, melted pane of glass remaining on the blackened, brick structure and the cooling winds of an otherwise, oddly warm, late October day whip around the police and fire department tape like flags on a river bound vessel, before we effortlessly maneuver past them to reach our destination.
Hey babe, you know the Brody’s will be back shortly to clear us out of here. Sarge McGuigan said the building can topple down at any moment.
A slight nod of her head and the tossing of her long, velvety, deep auburn hair from side to side across the large, Social Distortion logo sprayed on the back of her roughened, black leather jacket is Gemma Stinson’s hapless, solemn acknowledgment to the enormity of the destruction.
Breaking gently from my grip, she finds a piece of her past…our past, poking through the rubble. Deftly picking through the filth and debris with the long, razor sharp red talons she’s utilized to play her wondrous music, she finds the neck, bubbled and burnt, with a few strings miraculously hanging on as if to say, ‘there’s still life left in us.’
Turning to me, Gem bravely smiles, but the eyes, those glistening emerald pools tell everything needed to be known as tears fall on the only recognizable piece of the body, where she’d penned her nickname so gracefully. Another piece of her young life is gone forever. Oh, poor ‘Robins Egg’, you rose like a Phoenix from the ashes once before, but this time, you weren’t so lucky. Life is like that sometimes, old friend,
she laments, cradling its lifeless remains in her hands.
"You made music come to life with that old, blue Gretsch, girl. I’ll never forget the looks when everyone watched you hand it over to Dil, so it could grace his wall of fame, along with so many notable relics from other artists.
It held quite a place of honor,
I reply somewhat cheerfully before blazing a Red to ease the pain of witnessing this completely unexpected loss of a place that was like a family to all who entered its large, ornate metal doors from a bygone era.
Through the billowing smoke, a hissing cacophony of soaked fur and snarling, long snouted hell, decides to show itself at this odd hour of the day. Not in the mood to ascertain if it’s a displaced resident of the smoldering catastrophe, or a rabid sack of garbage out for a free taste, a ferociously hurled brick to its midsection sends the vermin sprawling painfully onto its side and squealing away in anger.
Well done, Robbs, Vanquisher of Philadelphia Sewer Rats. Lena hath taught you well.
Jesus, that thing was bigger than an alley cat.
Snickering, the verse flows from her black glossed lips as if it were yesterday. Filthy city of rats…
Filthy city of rats, filthy city of rats…if they got any bigger, they’d fuckin’ eat the cats…
Ha, ha, ha ha…damn…a jolt of laughter through the tears, Robbs. You always knew what would make the crowds…or me, for that matter, go wild, thinking…hell, loving…or hating your poignant, political lyrics and laughing our asses off at your sarcasm.
Aiding in Gem’s escape from the smoldering pile, I wipe traces of smudged, black mascara from her pleasing, angular face but she pulls away, reassuring me that she’ll soldier on with a flash of that disarming smile. "Wow, the memories we made in this club, Robbs…the first time we played here, when it was still just an abandoned factory in the Libs that Dil had broken into and rigged up the power…all so that the punks had a place to call their own…a place to play or listen to the bands and not catch any shit from the norms or the Brody’s who never wanted to understand us or our causes.
Poor Dil, I can’t even imagine what went through his mind seeing his cathedral of music engulfed in flames and now like this, knowing that it was torched by some lunatic on a drunken, arson spree.
You know Dil, Gem. If anyone can see this through and resurrect it for the next generation of musicians and fans, it will be him. That’s why he made it a legit club, even though, I must admit, playing in it as a truly illegal, underground venue was an experience never to forget.
"Yeah, like when we saw Henry Rollins storming through the crowds at our one gig, only to have him approach us while we broke the equipment down, say that we kicked ass and then comment on what a hellacious stage dive you and Otto unleashed at the Black Flag show the week before in City Gardens.
Or when Yuka and Otto came running up after one show to let us know Patti Smith was here to watch us jam…US…like we were something special, instead of just being street kids.
Yep, or the time Lena did her best Wendy O. Williams imitation and tomahawked Otis’ hood with a full bottle of Guinness just because it started on the first ignition strike instead of just rolling over and dying…as it always did on this street…and every other,
I add with a chuckle.
Oh my God, Otis, what a car that old, black Cordoba was,
Gem replies cheerfully as the brisk winds push the warmth of the sun behind some puffy, white clouds invading an otherwise, bright blue fall sky.
I told you anything that burps, farts and lurches ten feet, only to rumble, roll and die as much as that shitbox car of yours does, needs, to be named Otis, the stumble-fuck, town drunk of Mayberry’s, Andy Griffith Show.
Allowing us another well needed laugh, we eventually wade through massive mud pools left behind by the endless barrage from the cannons atop the Fire Department’s pumpers which fruitlessly struggled to halt the carnage. The torched club was another in a long line of arsons sweeping mercilessly through this once proud, industrial swath of Philadelphia in 1995.
Where once stood progress and certain measures of working class prosperity before the draconian, Reagan 1980’s and the sinister, recent years of Wall Street orgies foisted upon us by an Administration we thought would finally help revive the blue collar, lunch pail set, this part of the city was an unpleasant, unrepentant reminder of neglect bestowed upon the proletariat which built this country. Now, only despondency and hopelessness remained in its wake.
"Good Lord, Robbs, what the hell is happening to our city…our country anymore? They keep burning down the city’s outskirts and turn their centers into fortresses of unbridled wealth and power hidden behind steel and glass monoliths…replacing good paying factory jobs with minimum wage inferiority and free trade. What does that even mean? Free for whom? Free for the countries whose workers and environments we abuse? More like free for the pillaging, raping corporations and their asshole buddies in Congress.
We aggravate the Middle East enough that they try and level the World Trade Center a few years back and our own citizens hate the country enough to incinerate innocent children and their parents in Oklahoma City. What’s next, kids wiping out their classmates with machine guns…fucking sick…
Lighting a Newport, she angrily flips the match into an ashen, muddied puddle. And we Socialists and punks are the pariahs because, heaven fucking forbid, we want all Americans to get a fair share as a reward for their efforts and hard work to live a better, happier life…such bullshit,
Gem decries before the putrid, sulfur smoke wafting from the rubble brings on a round of hard, violent coughing.
Tossing her partially spent Newp to the ground, Gem’s coughing worsens. You know that you shouldn’t smoke too much or anymore, for that matter, girl.
Ha, okay ‘Doctor’ Cavelli…I’ll try not to do it for a while…and anyway, that’s a laugh from one who still smokes way too much,
comes the acidic reply, with a slight, friendly push from the statuesque beauty who towels the dirt from her knee high, stiletto boots.
Did you take your medicine yet, Gem?
I timidly ask.
Three hundred milligrams this morning, love, but I don’t think it’s working so well, Robbs,
she responds with a hint of sadness. "No probs, though. Tomorrow’s another day and besides, I think I’ve seen enough hardship, so how about we return to New Hope and Lambertville this afternoon?
I long for the kaleidoscope of colors swaying in the river breezes along the shoreline and the fresh air on this glorious day would do me some good…besides, I want so much to smell my beautiful strands of lavender by the canal falls before the cold of winter takes their spirited, calming scents from me again.
As I told you before, Gem, the whole day is ours to enjoy and yes, the lavender is exceptionally strong now…just the way you like it.
Upon carefully placing the remains of ‘Robins Egg’ in the trunk for what may become its funeral procession, I offer my assistance to get Gem into the Camaro, but her wry smile says it all…‘I’m not a fucking charity case, Robbs. You know better,’ therefore I acquiesce.
With its throaty V-8 thundering us through Center City and onto Interstate 95, Gem slides in a disc, bringing Fugazi’s, ‘Waiting Room’ to life loudly until the wicked bass, guitar riffs and drums cease, leaving us to time the silence on our fingers and howling like wolves when the chaos kicks back in.
"I’m glad that you left the Epiphone in the car, if I’m feeling up to it, maybe we could do some busking on Main or Bridge Street. The town needs some of our music again, Robbs. At least nowadays, we can give the money to a charity besides us and our destitute tribe.
Remember when this was money to purely survive on, go see a gig, or buy a guitar string or a mic cord," she laughs heartily while running her fingers up my tanned, black inked arms and through my closely cropped, sun streaked hair.
Mmmm…I’m still getting used to this shorter hair, with no curls, but it does make you look even more handsome…maybe even slightly grown up,
she squeaks derisively.
Ayyyy…Yo, piss off, Gemma Stinson! We said that we’d never grow up, like Peter Pan and the Lost Boys. Remember what you said years ago, we were like lightning in a bottle. Nobody could catch us…we were invincible!
Or so we thought,
she tersely reflects, coughing slightly before twisting nervously at the simple, silver band on her right, ring finger, staring longingly at her other ring finger and constantly pinging her switchblade sharp skull and dagger earrings.
Fuck it all, Gem…we’re gonna’ live forever,
but the anxiousness towards changing the subject is evident, so I allow for the cynical backdrop of Rudimentary Peni’s, ‘Rotten to the Core’ to achieve a proper segue.
Robbs, let me relive 1985 and beyond as only you can retell our story…like how batshit crazy we were outrunning the yard Brody’s and train hopped that freighter in Morrisville just so we could see a show at City Gardens in Trenton, or the gobsmacked day of roof running and surfing the El’s subway cars in Philly to get away from Kellin’s street gang…razzing the hell out of them after we beat them senseless, flipping them the bird when we pulled away from the station, but hanging on for dear life not to get pitched onto Kensington Avenue below us.
Six of them against two of us and I still think the deck was stacked in our favor, Gem!
"I tend to agree with you there, Robbs…so, tell me again about that day…about our magical times in New York, the protests, the shows, our tribe of Misfits, our college times…just let me hear everything for these next few days, especially our shows…those booze fueled, sexually driven, anarchistic nights and the insane happenings like skins being tossed through doorways by Dust and O because the Nazi’s hated our political bent.
But more importantly, remind me of those nights just wailing away up on this stage…on any stage, stripped naked to the world, so to speak
she says softly, pulling me closer to the warmth of her body.
Some nights it was damn near a reality to be stripped naked, but you could listen to those stories from me nonstop, couldn’t you? The good and bad times…the sad, the hysterical and the happy, all rolled into the story of us, just for Swan.
Staring at me deeply, she sighs. I hope one day that you’ll write the story of us, but yes, I will listen to them until my eyes close for the very last time, Robbs.
The ride continues through the city’s outskirts, eventually reaching the remaining fields and forests surrounding the suburban, limo-liberal yuppie, cookie cutter mansions having laid waste to so many farmlands throughout Bucks County.
Proceeding to the New Hope onramp and the bucolic, River Road, Gem nuzzles into me when the Replacements, ‘Unsatisfied’ blares on dramatically. Please, take me back there…in its entire wild, magical glory and don’t stop even when you get to the parts you want me to forget like the epic magic of New York and what was…what could have…
Gem…we really don’t…
Shuffling apprehensively in the driver’s seat, I shoot her a pained expression, but she’s having none of it. "Oh, but I do Robbs, even my broken, harrowing childhood and teens…because for better or worse, it became the story of us as well…
"Although you’ll despise the correlation, I need that junkie’s instant infusion…the flash of a poison laced rig mainlining that hideous evil into my being…stirring my demons…my thoughts…and not letting any of it escape me.
I need that slap across the face hurtling me back towards reality and what really fucking mattered…the fight for what was right, the temptations of the opulent Eighties, the disparity of rat infested tenements, the back alley fights…like a photo album of memories running through my mind, so when we get to the old squat, sit with me on the deck while the sun warms my heart and the lavender, the falls and your voice warm my soul. Tell me everything, as only you can.
Winding past the glistening beauty of the Delaware’s choppy waters, pointing us in the direction of the artists Valhalla and away from the hustle and bustle of the big city, I smile, responding simply, okay,
before taking a long, deep breath, lighting another Marlboro and gazing for what seems like an eternity into those mesmerizing eyes of green.
Punks for life, Gemma…it’s October, 1985…so, let our story begin.
2
1985
Good God, Henry, this train wreaks today!
We share a smoke in the aisle of the cloudy passenger car before the grizzled, bear of a conductor winces.
I’m not going to argue with you on that one, Rob. Even these rotten Camels aren’t hiding the stench of those burning brakes!
The only salvation is that my stop, Rydal Station, will be next but poor Henry has to endure this putrid, shit burning in a paper bag smell for at least another forty minutes. Christ, mate, SEPTA should give you hazard pay for sucking up this noxious shite! It looks like Pittsburgh in the forties down this hallway!
Okay, okay, I agree with you, kiddo. Now, onto to bigger and better things such as, why in the blazes do you look like someone ran you over? Burnin’ the midnight oil again were we?
Yep, Gem and I had a small gig in the city last night and by the time she got me home and we said our goodbye’s in the car…
Aye, so we were out with the pointy haired, redheaded beauty again, eh? Well, saints and angels, now I understand why Mother Cavelli looked so miffed unloading yer’ hide at the station earlier,
he chuckles.
Henry, Mother Cavelli ALWAYS looks miffed because her son’s a Socialist, which in her estimation equates to me being a Commie..into punk, which she hates, so therefore, in her dead, dank world, it’s the equivalent of saying that I’m a glue sniffing crackhead. She’s ruthless, mate.
We parents tend to be that way at times, sonny boy…so anyway, how went the show?
We played in Queen Village, at a coffeehouse on Third, although I must admit it smelled more like mold and stale piss than coffee and to top off the evening, a rat the size of poodle left a trophy sized pile of shit by my boot on stage.
Ha, ha, ha, now that sounds like a night to remember!
"Glad I can be the butt of your entertainment, Henry. Ah, piss off, it was all in a night’s work, besides, the redhead and this drummer ‘Stacks’ who we borrowed from an ass kicking band in town just about blew the windows out of the place. We’re getting closer to the chance, Henry.
Anyway, ol’ Gem just about lost it when the rat unloaded its contents and it gave her a great segue into our sped up punk ode to dirty, old Philly called, ‘Filthy City of Rats’.
Good Lord, I can only imagine the lyrics…
Building up some air into the lungs and ample tension in the gut, I prepare to entertain Henry with the machine gun paced chorus. Filthy city of rats, filthy city of rats, if they got any bigger they’d fuckin’ eat the cats…Filthy city of rats, filthy city of rats, if they got any bigger they’d fuckin’ eat the cats,
and although Henry explodes into riotous fits of laughter through the burning brake and cigarette haze, I’ve apparently drawn the ire of a smartly dressed, refined businesswoman standing near us. Sorry, it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, love,
I snort.
Apparently not,
Henry chortles before the highbrow contemptuously turns back to her bible of the rape and pillager set, the Wall Street Journal.
Ugh…man, I pity you putting up with the snoots on this train, Henry. I can only imagine this one’s reaction when she heard the verses about our filthy, rat bastard politicians and I hate to keep beating a dead horse, but this crate really stinks, mate,
I bellow acidulously, eliciting another glare from the prim yuppie princess who goes on reading about what CEO gleefully doled out thousands of pink slips in the name of austerity and profitability yesterday.
Hang in there, Rob, hopefully next week, we’ll have the newer cars and engine back. This one hails from the Depression Era.
I smirk but Henry cuts off any chance of a snarky reply by delivering his middle finger salute.
You do realize that’s poor customer service, Henry. I could get you fired for such mistreatment.
Henry scowls from under his salt-and-pepper, bushy mustache, taking the last drag of his Camel before pinching it between his fingers and sailing it to the tracks below. You know, it’s wise ass punks like you that make this Mick from Belfast think retirement looks better every day, Rob.
He winks, opens the door, unleashing his best yawp to alert the groggy, working stiff masses of the next stop on their ominous ride towards perdition. RYDAL STATION, RYDAL,
and the bucking shitbox eventually sparks, screeches, and groans to a calamitous halt. Flicking my spent cig onto the platform, I give Henry a smile. Thanks for the smoke, comrade. Be well.
You do the same, Rob, and listen, don’t be a stranger around here. I know you’ve got a car now but you’re good company for this old man.
No worries about losing this customer, besides I’m lucky if I can get Otis rolling forward twice a week and who can afford the gas anymore?
"Tell me about it, kid. A dollar a gallon for gas and a buck-twenty for cigarettes, with no end in sight! I feel bad for you.
By the way, what’s with the spray cans?
he wryly questions, poking at the bulging backpacks side pouch.
Got some walls to fuck up in the Student Union today, my friend.
More than I need to know,
he bellows with arms thrown wide. Say hi to your pretty lass fer’ me and BEHAVE!
The train lurches forward, shooting sparks from its rusted underbelly and groaning out its death knell. I’ll tell her and don’t worry about me, mate!
Raising a triumphant fist, I shout, TO THE BOHEMIAN LIFE,
when the train rolls away in a cacophony of fits and smoke, engulfing poor Henry in billowing, smokestack-like clouds of filth.
Bounding precipitously from the steep, grassy knolls of the meticulously kept, red brick and slate roofed Rydal Station, towards the winding, downhill roads ahead, I soon pass a picturesque mix of old and new wealth. Well-manicured lawns range in every direction, leading up to Tudor homes and stone castles of the self-important, reminding me of Yardley, the capitalist hell from where I reside. There’s a nauseating amassing of wealth there as well, but I only get to view its excesses through the lives of thankfully, distant acquaintances.
The walks typically advance at a brisk pace, although lately my friend, Samantha Baird, eventually retrieves me, which I love, since she always has a warm greeting for me and a fresh pack of smokes to boot. The all too familiar sound of a Gran Torino horn makes me smile and Sammi gives me a big hug before we take off.
I usually put some punk, like Public Image into her cassette player and she’ll actually give a listen now. What’s this shit?
was typically asked when the first attempts of punk selections were made, since she was more of a 70’s arena rock girl, but there’s a wicked evolution taking place in one, Samantha Baird, an evolution even more radical than she willingly admits to and I’m not just talking about politics or music. So, what’re we listening to today, Robbs?
I’m going mellow on you today, Sammi, with a little more of a new wave, dance vibe so here’s The Smiths, ‘Meat Is Murder’,
leaving her chestnut eyes to actually sparkle at the prospect.
Believe it or not, I like them. Play, ‘How Soon Is Now’..I love that song.
Shifting her peach colored, long, lovely legs while turning into the campus parking lot, Sammi’s drop dead pretty and her legs are an equal distraction, especially on days like today when she’s wearing ultra-short skirts and high heels. So, as Morrissey keeps smooth crooning, You shut your mouth, how can you say, I go about things the wrong way,
Sammi dances in her seat and when it’s obvious I’m enjoying her every move, she happily places her toned arms around my shoulders. So, is there ever a chance that the punk guy will take notice of more than just my legs? Guys are all the same, you just want one thing. That’s why I’ve given up,
she replies with a dramatic sigh and wicked giggle.
"Are you kidding? Look, don’t get me wrong. Your legs are exceptional…especially exceptional today, but you’re an incredibly intelligent and pretty girl. I love hanging out with