Columbus Noir
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Akashic Books continues its award-winning series of original noir anthologies, launched in 2004 with Brooklyn Noir. Each book comprises all-new stories, each one set in a distinct neighborhood or location within the respective city.
With stories by: Lee Martin, Robin Yocum, Kristen Lepionka, Craig McDonald, Chris Bournea, Andrew Welsh-Huggins, Tom Barlow, Mercedes King, Daniel Best, Laura Bickle, Yolonda Tonette Sanders, Julia Keller, Khalid Moalim, and Nancy Zafris.
Praise for Columbus Noir
“Moments of humanity shine through in many of the tales in this collection, and epic takes on pride and greed make many of the stories in this collection go beyond small miseries into the realm of Shakespearian tragedy. Urgent, beautiful, and not to be missed.” —CrimeReads, included in CrimeReads’ Most Anticipated Crime Books of 2020
“This superior Akashic noir anthology gathers 14 dark snapshots of Ohio’s capital, a very dangerous place indeed, with heavy drug use and murder touching down everywhere, from the German Village neighborhood to the statehouse. One highlight is Craig McDonald’s “Curb Appeal,” one of several invoking the homicidal search for housing. In the editor’s effective “Going Places,” a security man who covers up affairs for the governor gets pulled into a murder plot . . . . Noir fans should be well satisfied.” —Publishers Weekly
Kristen Lepionka
KRISTEN LEPIONKA is the Shamus Award-winning and Anthony and Mcavity Award-nominated author of The Last Place You Look and What You Want to See. She grew up mostly in her local public library, where she could be found with a big stack of adult mysteries before she was out of middle school. She is a co-founder of the feminist podcast Unlikeable Female Characters, and she lives in Columbus, Ohio, with her partner and two cats.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Counting Columbus Noir, I have only read three of volumes from Akashic Book's award-winning noir anthology series. One of the things that I enjoy most about the series is the sense of place that each collection attempts to convey—even if it tends to be a darker side of those places than one might normally expect to encounter. With the previous volumes I read, São Paulo Noir and Hong Kong Noir, I appreciated the opportunity to read stories about places that I've never had the chance visit. Columbus Noir appealed to me for a different reason, however: I'm actually familiar with Columbus, having grown up nearby in rural Ohio. Reading Columbus Noir was an engaging experience since I was able to recognize many of the locales and reflections of the city's character in the stories. (In a way it was fun for me, although "fun" may not be the exact term I'm looking for considering the genre.)Columbus Noir is edited by Andrew Welsh-Huggins who has collected fourteen stories from fourteen contributors with connections either to Columbus specifically or to Ohio more generally: Robin Yocum, Kristen Lepionka, Craig McDonald, Chris Bournea, Andrew Welsh-Huggins, Tom Barlow, Mercedes King, Daniel Best, Laura Bickle, Lee Martin, Yolonda Tonette Sanders, Julia Keller, Khalid Moalim, and Nancy Zafris. While I recognized some of these authors, I was a little surprised by how many were completely new to me. But, then again, being introduced to new authors is another reason I enjoy reading anthologies. In general, Columbus Noir a solid anthology, the authors frequently exploring some of the more uncomfortable truths of the city and offering interesting perspectives into the lives lived there.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5For the most part this was a really good anthology. The stories were interesting and fun to read. It wasn’t until the end of the book that I felt the stories going down hill. All That Burns the Mind was boring at the beginning but redeemed itself at the end. Then both Long Ears and Foreign Study were just terrible and confusing. Both were hard to follow and not much action. Overall the anthology gets 4 stars from me. I could just do without the final 3 stories. I received a free copy from the publisher and LibraryThing in exchange for my honest opinion.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Columbus Noir, edited by Andrew Welsh-Huggins, is yet another strong addition to the Akashic Noir series. I have yet to read a volume I didn't thoroughly enjoy. Yes, collections will be uneven simply because there are multiple writers and each reader will find a couple more to her liking than the others, but there are no weak stories here. I spent a lot of time in Columbus when I was in grad school at Ohio University, even though the campus was about an hour or so east(ish), so that familiarity helped to make this book even more enjoyable. That said, if you enjoy noir fiction you'll enjoy this whether you've ever been to Columbus or not. The stories might take place in specific neighborhoods but the underlying heart of each story is human first and foremost, regional second.I would recommend this, as well as all of the noir series, for readers who like darker stories. Lovers of short fiction in general will also enjoy the overall strength of this volume.Reviewed from a copy made available by the publisher via LibraryThing Early Reviewers.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/53.5 starsThis latest offering from the Akashic Noir Series was the perfect example of "love it or hate it." The stories I liked, I really really liked! They were what I expected from this series. But the ones I disliked, well.....I gauge these stories on how much they create an atmosphere of the profiled city. If the stories seem generic and I can place in any city anywhere, then I tend to give a lower rating. Sell me your city! Mentioning street names doesn't do much for me. Make me live in that neighborhood! That being said, this is a pretty solid collection and I look forward to the next offering from Akashic books.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I've read quite a few of Akashic Books Noir series of books, and like most anthologies, there are always some good stories and some not as good. Much of my enjoyment in this series has been learning a little about the cities focused on in the anthology.Columbus Noir is the first on I've read about a city that I have lived in. There were only a couple of stories that didn't quite work for me, which out of 14, isn't a bad winning percentage. What got me though is knowing the city pretty well didn't add to the stories, but detracted in someway. The references to specific streets, locations, restaurants, etc. now seemed forced like when a band plays in your hometown and shouts "Hello, Cleveland!" It almost seems like pandering.I'm interested to know if others have a similar experience reading fiction about their hometowns like this. That said, the stories and plots and characterizations in this book were good. Nice job by all the authors. I love this series overall.
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Columbus Noir is a decent starter book for those interested in the noir series. The stories are easy to read and fairly predictable, but enjoyable. I did have a couple of favorites in the collection, "The Dead and The Quiet" by Laura Bickle and Yolanda Tonette Sanders' "The Valley." And I found "Foreign Study" by Nancy Zafris to be an excellent way to conclude the collection, as it's a good social commentary for our times.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5This is the first book I have read in the new "noir" genre and found that I enjoyed it quite a bit. A good selection of stories just long enough and not too violently or sexually graphic. Would be a good book to take on a plane.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5COLUMBUS NOIR, edited by Andrew Welsh-Huggins, is one of Akashic Books latest title in its very popular, very prolific, very gritty Noir series. With over 100 titles, this anthology series has titles from countries, cities, and regions representing most of the world. From Buenos Aires to Oakland, California, to Trinidad, to Dublin, to Nairobi and back again, readers experience the absolute best of Noir writing.Noir is the main character in all of the titles - a genre of crime fiction characterized by cynicism, fatalism and moral ambiguity. Noir is dark, raw and brooding. It is sad, cruel, selfish and greedy. Noir features cynical characters and bleak, sleazy settings.COLUMBUS NOIR is an anthology of short stories featuring different areas/neighborhoods in Columbus, Ohio.Every Noir anthology (that I have read) is set up in the same way. I like this familiarity, this opening up of the book and instantly feeling at home; comfortable.Access points include an Introduction by the editor(s); a map with story locations highlighted by body (dead) outlines; a Table of Contents including 3 Parts and 14 stories; and an About the Contributors section which highlights the very talented authors.The Introduction sets the tone for any Noir series title. The Intro in COLUMBUS NOIR by editor, Andrew Welsh-Huggins, is entitled “A capital place for killing”.Andrew Welsh-Huggins is pleased to present “a collection of shadowy tales from the city’s best storytellers set in neighborhoods across the metropolis. Sexual passion drives many of the stories, appropriate for a genre marked by protagonists striving for things out of their reach. Racism makes an appearance or two, as do those twin pillars of noir, greed and pride. Still, a deep appreciation of Columbus runs through the book as forcefully as the swath cut by the Olentangy after a couple of days of hard rain.”Authors include Tom Barlow, Daniel Best, Laura Bickle, Chris Bournea, Julia Keller, Mercedes King, Kristen Lepionka, Lee Martin, Craig McDonald, Khalid Moalim, Yolanda Tonette Sanders, Andrew Welsh-Huggins, Robin Yocum and Nancy Zafris.My favorite story was “Going Places” by Andrew Welsh-Huggins, from the Ohio Statehouse. “Going Places’ was absolutely diabolical. The quote “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” has been on constant repeat in my brain since I read the story. (My deep, dark confession is that I am a bit of a fan of Beth Pendleton.)“The Satin Fox” by Robin Yocum also stood out for me. “Gun People” was also diabolical. “Curb Appeal” was very fiendish and very sad.Every single story epitomized the Noir genre and I enjoyed the dark nuances, the twists and turns of every single one. Thank you to Akashic Books for the ARC (Advance Reading Copy) of COLUMBUS NOIR.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This is a first-rate collection of short stories in the noir genre, set in Columbus, Ohio. I found all but one of these stories to be both true to their genre and surprising in the turns of their plots. It has been my pleasure to read several volumes of Ahashic's Noir collection, and this is one of the very best.
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Columbus Noir - Andrew Welsh-Huggins
INTRODUCTION
A Capital Place for Killing
You can kill a lot more than time in Columbus these days. Gang slayings, fentanyl poisoning, murder-suicide: we have it all, soup to nuts. Yet it's not like the older, supposedly kinder and gentler Columbus has completely disappeared. You can still take in a night of jazz at Dick's Den in Clintonville, visit the gardens at Franklin Park Conservatory on East Broad, stroll down the brick-lined sidewalks of German Village to the Book Loft, or admire the rows of muscle cars on display at the annual bean supper up on the Hilltop. And, as always, appreciate the sea of red that swarms Ohio Stadium on Saturday home games. Old Columbus is no farther than these still-vibrant city hallmarks, fondly pondered by residents as they do a slow burn sitting in traffic on 315 and 270 and 670 at the beginning and end of each day, wondering where in the hell all these cars came from.
Old Columbus, an afterthought burg that came with a silly nickname: Cowtown. The state capital dismissed as a sleepy Midwestern backwater, a bland center of state government and insurance workers and mindless football fans where the most exciting thing each summer was the Sale of Champions at the Ohio State Fair. The city unable to shake that annoying modifier—Columbus, Ohio. The Columbus recalled by former New York Times food writer Molly O'Neill in her memoir about growing up here, Mostly True: "Being average is considered a civic virtue in Columbus. 'We tend to do everything in this city at about a B-grade level,' Mayor Tom Moody once told the Chicago Tribune proudly." A locale considered a slice of white bread compared to the ethnic smorgasbord of Cleveland or the power lunch of Cincinnati and its Fortune 500 pedigree.
But the Cowtown moniker was a delusion, even way back when. The city's detractors, including some who called Columbus home, overlooked the legacy of the Ohio State Penitentiary that sprawled just north of downtown, where thousands of prisoners served their time in increasingly brutal conditions, and where not a few met their deaths at the end of a noose or from a jolt of electricity. They forgot the terror of the .22 Caliber Killers, whose slayings gripped the area in the 1970s. They've turned the page on Dr. Michael Swango, a serial killer believed responsible for at least thirty-five deaths of patients under suspicious circumstances in hospitals in the United States and Africa, including five deaths of otherwise healthy patients at the Ohio State University Medical Center in the early 1980s. And they gloss over the capital's long and shameful history of segregation. Those who consider the old Columbus a comfy couch conveniently ignore the guns and knives that were hidden just under the pillows.
Today, the city is experiencing the kind of growth spurt you associate with the chugging of steroid-laden Muscle Milk. We're creeping toward a million residents, the most of any city in the state, far outnumbering our few remaining bovine. More people live inside the city limits than in Boston, Denver, or Nashville. Developers are reshaping the region with thousands of new condos and apartments. And while it doesn't seem possible to squeeze in a single more brewpub or microdistillery, it appears that a new one is announced almost every week. A city built by Irish and German immigrants 150 years ago is experiencing new waves of visitors, with large populations of Somalis, Mexicans, Bhutanese-Nepalis, and many more pouring into town, even as a company called Amazon took notice and put us in the running for its second headquarters. These days, Columbus—Cbus
to the hipsters—is a place millennials are moving to. Food, arts, LGBT friendliness: it took awhile, but we're finally as list-worthy as any big American city.
Of course, tall buildings cast long shadows. Columbus is also an epicenter of the opioid epidemic, awash in heroin and the even deadlier fentanyl as dealers flood the city with their wares. More than six hundred people died of fatal overdoses in central Ohio in 2017, a nearly 50 percent increase from the year before. On the streets, homicide rates have soared, with 143 deaths in 2017, surpassing a record set in 1991—old Columbus, remember?—at the height of the crack cocaine epidemic. The wealth gap in the city is growing, and Columbus is now one of the deadliest places in the state for babies trying to make it to their first birthday, even more so if their mothers are African American. These days, Columbus is a place forensic investigators are moving to. Overdoses, homicides, infant mortality: at long last, we're finally as lethal as any big American city.
In that light (and darkness) I'm pleased to present Columbus Noir, a collection of shadowy tales from the city's best storytellers set in neighborhoods across the metropolis. Sexual passion drives many of the stories, appropriate for a genre marked by protagonists striving for things out of their reach. Racism makes an appearance or two, as do those twin pillars of noir, greed and pride. Still, a deep appreciation of Columbus runs through the book as forcefully as the swath cut by the Olentangy after a couple of days of hard rain. In the end, it's my hope that this volume will stick a dagger in the heart of Cowtown once and for all, and instead reveal a robust, modern, exciting-as-hell city with opportunity, but also danger, lurking around most corners.
Opioids feature prominently in the stories, beginning with Robin Yocum's yarn of police corruption and desire, The Satin Fox,
set in Victorian Village, and which opens the first section, Sin in CBus.
The dark side of the city's booming housing market takes center stage in two stories set in very different neighborhoods, Kristen Lepionka's Gun People,
about home renovation gone awry in always-up-and-coming Olde Towne East, and Craig McDonald's Curb Appeal,
which explores the real estate gold rush in German Village. Finally, a city police detective struggles with a painful past in Chris Bournea's Eastmoor-set story, My Name Is Not Susan.
Starting off the section titled Capital Offenses,
I draw on my reporting days covering shenanigans at the Ohio Statehouse for a glimpse into the darkest secrets of someone sworn to protect and serve in Going Places.
Tom Barlow uses Clintonville to tell a veteran's story of service, and fatalistic impatience with changes to his neighborhood, in Honor Guard.
For decades, the path to prosperity for many in Appalachian Kentucky was the trip up US 23 to Columbus. In An Agreeable Wife for a Suitable Husband,
Mercedes King goes back in time to the city's gritty South End in the 1970s to look at the aftermath of one family's northward journey. In Take the Wheel,
Daniel Best plumbs the limits of friendships and the dark side of gentrification in his Short North tale. Concluding the section, Laura Bickle, best known for her urban fantasy fiction, brings a touch of the Gothic to the relationship between a down-and-out young woman and a hoary homeless man who meet in Union Cemetery in The Dead and the Quiet.
Starting off part three, Buckeye Betrayals,
Lee Martin looks at another chance encounter between an older man and a young woman, each reflecting an aura of death, in The Luckiest Man Alive,
set around San Margherita on the West Side. In The Valley,
based in Whitehall, Yolonda Tonette Sanders reveals how psychological lacerations suffered as a child drive a broken woman's quest for justice years later. Julia Keller lines up academia in her sights in All That Burns the Mind,
as she lays bare the evil side of good prose at Ohio State University. In Long Ears,
the volume's penultimate story, Khalid Moalim examines the impact of gossip on a North Side Somali family's attempts to both preserve its norms and mores and assimilate with modern America. Cities are enlivened and enriched by immigrants but don't always welcome them, as Nancy Zafris elucidates in our concluding story, Foreign Study,
about the inadvertent journey to the Hilltop neighborhood by a newly arrived Chinese scholar.
Head north out of Columbus on Riverside Drive a few miles, and not long after crossing under the I-270 Outerbelt you'll come to another old Columbus landmark—the limestone slab sculpture known as the Chief Leatherlips monument. The display, honoring a chief of the area's native Wyandots, is just this side of roadside kitsch, and is nonetheless—or perhaps because of that—a popular tourist destination. It also underscores the blood at the roots of the region even at the beginning: fellow Wyandots executed Leatherlips by tomahawk in 1810 for befriending whites. Like many a character in a tale of noir, he tried to rise above his station only to suffer a fatal setback. From time immemorial, it's a common problem in Cowtown—in Columbus—and beyond.
Andrew Welsh-Huggins
Columbus, Ohio
November 2019
PART I
Sin in Cbus
THE SATIN FOX
by Robin Yocum
Victorian Village
I was half in the bag, my forearms leaning against a sticky bar in a jiggle joint wedged hard behind the plasma bank on High Street. It was Christmas night. The girl on the stage was gyrating against the brass pole and had stripped down to a pair of knee-high black boots and a Santa hat. A dancer named Rochelle was sitting on the stool next to me, a pair of store-bought breasts pressing against my arm, her lips inches from my ear, her breath like a blowtorch. She said I was the most handsome man she had ever seen and, in the same sentence, asked if I had any cocaine.
I didn't, and sensed that I had immediately become much less attractive to her. I was going to tell her that vice cops didn't usually carry cocaine, but I thought that tidbit of information could wait until later.
I'll buy you a drink,
I said.
She looked over one shoulder, then the other. How many sad sacks are sitting in here on Christmas night?
Without looking, I said, All of them.
Yep, and every one of them will buy me a drink. I need a little flake. Can you get some?
Maybe.
She leaned away from me and frowned. You're not a cop, are you?
Why would you think I'm a cop?
You look like a cop.
That's extremely unfortunate.
If you're a cop, you have to tell me. If I ask, you have to tell me the truth. That's the law.
It isn't the law; it's a myth perpetuated by cops to get people like Rochelle to say and do things that will eventually put them behind bars. Cops lie all the time—more than the perps, probably. I'm not a cop,
I said. How many undercover cops work Christmas night?
Although I was a cop, I wasn't on duty. Sadly, this is how I decided to spend Christmas. My daughter had invited me to dinner at her home in Minerva Park on the northeast side of town, but the ex and her new husband would be there, so I passed. He sold chemical fertilizer to farmers, and I didn't want to be subjected to more conversations about the importance of optimum nitrogen levels for soybean production, or listen to the ex blather on about how, in the world of agro-chemicals, he was a god. Good for you, Mr. Green Jeans. Take the ex and the cow shit on your boots and have a nice life. I told my daughter I was spending the day with my new girlfriend, which was only partially a lie. Rochelle wasn't my girlfriend, but I was leaning hard that way.
The girl onstage swung her Santa hat like a lasso and threw it into the crowd before walking off in nothing but her knee-highs. As she did, a stripper wearing a two-piece buckskin costume with fringe and beads, her straight black hair down to her waist, tapped Rochelle on the shoulder. You're up, Buttercup,
said Pocahontas.
Rochelle said, When can you get the stuff?
I didn't say I could. It's Christmas, you know. Even drug dealers take time off.
Uh-huh. Got to go, sugar.
She pressed an index finger to the tip of my nose, kissed the air, and climbed onstage. A moment later, she was peeling off her clothes, occasionally glancing my way and winking.
I could get her some cocaine. It was an asinine thought, but no less a reality.
It also meant that, by any barometer, my life was not heading in a positive direction.
There was a placard on the wall of the vice squad room that clearly spelled out the three most important rules for an undercover cop.
1) Don't fall in love with a stripper.
2) Don't fall in love with a stripper who also is a junkie.
3) If you cannot determine if she is a junkie, see Rule No. 1.
Vice cops violated these tenets on a regular basis. At least four cops I know married strippers. One of them, not having learned his lesson the first time, married another one. Only one of the marriages lasted more than a year.
In my fourteen years in the unit, I had steadfastly obeyed these rules—until the night I first saw Rochelle. Cops don't succumb to the temptation of the streets because we are weak. We succumb to the temptation because we want to. All that stuff you hear about the job being tough on families and causing divorces is a bunch of bunk. Cops are tough on their families and cause divorces because we have a difficult time keeping it in our shorts.
We all make bad decisions in life. Sometimes, we make terrible decisions, and we do so with full knowledge that they are terrible decisions. That was the case with Rochelle. Why was I so attracted to a woman who I knew was bad for me?
Because I'm an idiot?
That's certainly part of the equation. But mostly because I thought I could save her. It made no sense. How many cops had I told, You can't save them, and you can't change them? If it was fewer than fifty, it wasn't by much. Cops think they can walk into the lives of damaged human beings and suddenly it's all sunshine and kittens, all the ills and addictions and psychoses that afflicted them suddenly cured because a cop showed up with a pressed white shirt and badge. Every cop I know—apparently me included—thinks he's the smartest street psychologist in the world.
But here's the rub, bub. Most of them don't want to be saved. The myth that strippers are single moms trying to put food on the table is just that, a myth. For the most part, they're addicts, damaged goods, who have inserted themselves into an environment where drugs are readily accessible. They want drugs and money, and an easy way to get both is to work in a jiggle joint. Semierect men will shove bills down their G-strings with uncanny rapidity.
Rochelle's performance was lackluster. She went through the motions without enthusiasm. Still, I felt a sting of jealously that she was naked and shaking the most perfectly rounded ass I had ever seen in front of a roomful of strangers. Yes, I see the irony in this. But, again, it was no less a reality.
When she finished, she went backstage to dress. She returned wearing a gold-sequined outfit with breastplates that reminded me of something a Viking shield-maiden might have worn.
Nice outfit,
I said.
So, are you getting some stuff?
Maybe. I gotta go. Are you here tomorrow?
I'm here three sixty-five, sweetie.
As I got up to leave, Rochelle was already walking across the room in search of someone with access to cocaine. A bouncer, a three-hundred-pound mouth-breather with more hair in his nostrils than on his head, was sitting on a stool that was groaning for mercy as I walked out. He looked me over, trying to recall how he knew me. I remembered. He had worked at several of Danny Bilbo's clubs, and I had arrested him years earlier during a raid at the Satin Kitten on Bryden Road. I remembered because I'm good at filing away the faces of dumbasses I've arrested. We were going to let him walk that night, but he lipped off and we arrested him for contempt of cop,
a catch-all charge for people not smart enough to keep their mouths shut. The official charges were interference and resisting arrest. He was so big we couldn't get our handcuffs around his wrists and had to use fourteen-inch cable ties instead.
My shoulders were hunched into the wind as I walked south on Neil Avenue toward Fifth Avenue and my apartment on the third floor of a Victorian home that had been restored to perfection by a couple of aging queens named Nick and Aldo. Sleet stung my face. I pondered the series of events that were about to put me on a path that could send me to prison.
Forty years earlier, a bunch of do-gooders—liberals and gays, mostly—decided that a section of Columbus north of downtown was ripe for gentrification. They started with Flytown, the working-class neighborhood where I grew up. They added a section of the nearby Short North and transformed both into the more egalitarian Victorian Village Historic District. We like doing that in Columbus—taking a dumpy part of town and renovating it into a trendy neighborhood of overpriced houses and chichi coffee shops that charge nine bucks for a mochachokachino, or whatever. We have Olde Towne East, Old Oaks, German Village, Hungarian Village, Italian Village, Merion Village, and so on. At the department, we refer to this as moving the trash,
as it simply displaces a problem in one area and moves it to another.
When I started on the force, the Short North was derisively known as Little Appalachia. It was a neighborhood of enormous Victorian-era homes that had been butchered into apartments and leased to low-income tenants who escaped the hill country to the south. In those days, the Three Rs in Little Appalachia were Readin', 'Ritin', and Route 23 to Columbus as a steady caravan from southern Ohio and Kentucky made its way north in search of opportunity. The Short North became a haven for runaways and teenage prostitutes, and it was commonly said that the only virgins in the area were those who could outrun their brothers and stepdaddies. No one had a problem with the strip joints and shooting galleries in those days. It was fine to relegate them to one part of town, as long as no one of importance lived there. But now that money was flowing into the area, the old vice was an affront to the sensibilities of the new gentry.
As best I knew, the daughter of one of the mayor's major supporters moved into a house in Victorian Village and woke up one morning to find a derelict sleeping on her back stoop. She called Daddy, who called the mayor, who called the chief of police. As shit rolls downhill in the department, the order eventually ended up on my desk: Clean up Victorian Village.
The Satin Fox was one of the establishments on the hit list. I went in undercover in mid-November. That's when I first saw Rochelle. She was in her midthirties, but without the hardened look of the other girls. She was beautiful, and I was smitten. I saw her at the Giant Eagle on Neil Avenue one Saturday morning not long afterward. Even in the light of day, without the black lights and heavy makeup most of the girls use to mask a hard life, she was stunning.
I began going back to the club when I was off duty. And I began stealing cocaine from the property room.
It's not as difficult as you might think. You just need to be smart about it. There is always evidence for dozens of drug cases in boxes on the shelves. I would walk in under the pretense of double-checking evidence in some cases I had pending. While I was there, I opened a few boxes containing cocaine from arrests made by the narcotics boys. The coke, which had already been sent to the lab for testing and returned, was in plastic bags labeled by the narcs. I slipped them into my pocket and took them home, where I emptied the contents into a sandwich bag and refilled the bags with vitamin B powder. The next day, I returned and replaced the bags. Simple as that.
The key is, don't get greedy, and target the low-level busts that are likely to get pled out. Once that occurs, the confiscated drugs are incinerated, and no one is the wiser.
It was not unusual for me to be in the evidence room, and since I have a stellar record with several commendations for valor, no one suspected anything was amiss.
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I returned to the Satin Fox with a small amount of cocaine. Rochelle saw me sitting in a corner and came over. It's my handsome friend,
she said. What's your name again?
I didn't give you my name.
Oh.
She looked a little stung.
I've got something for you.
Her brows arched. Really? Something good?
I nodded.
When can I have it?
It's not free, you know?
It never is. What do you want?
Dinner, breakfast, whatever you call it when you go out to eat at three a.m.
The fine-dining options available around Victorian Village at that hour of the morning are limited to a couple of White Castles. I arranged to meet her at the Waffle House on Wilson Road on the West Side. The black man at the grill was One-Eyed Jerry Jack, a former Columbus middleweight who had been ranked eighth in the world in the late sixties before unleashing his famed left hook on the temple of his wife, putting her in a coma for two months and him in the Ohio Penitentiary for six years. The waitress was Delores McCool, who was pushing seventy, had varicose veins the size of mooring lines, a sprinkling of teeth, and three grandchildren she was raising for two meth-head daughters. I knew them both because the Waffle House was a regular stop for the vice boys after we got off our shift at two a.m. As we entered, I shook my head once and broke eye contact, and neither greeted me. They knew what I did.
We sat in a booth next to the jukebox and in full view of Wilson Road and a Speedway gas station, which is as intimate as it gets at the Waffle House. She said, So, are you going to try to rescue me from the life?
I shook my head. Why would you think that?
I've gone out with some guys I've met at the club. They all come there because they like the excitement, the tease, the possibilities. Then, the first thing they want to do is fix you, make it all better, like I'm damaged goods.
She was describing every cop in the bureau. I said, My experience has been you can only rescue people who want to be rescued.
It's not a disease,
Rochelle said. It's a choice.
Delores walked up to our booth, pad and pen in hand. We both ordered coffee. I had scrambled eggs with cheese, and raisin toast; she had waffles with pecans.
If you don't mind me saying, you speak pretty intelligently for someone who . . .
My words trailed off.
For someone who takes off her clothes and shakes her junk at a roomful of men who would still be virgins if it wasn't for hookers?
I swallowed hard. Yeah, that.
You might be surprised.
Why's that?
She told me she had earned a degree in musical theater from Otterbein, and once had a nice job in the development department with the Columbus Symphony Orchestra. She had belonged to a book club, run two marathons, and volunteered a couple of times a month at Children's Hospital.
I had a pretty normal life—a good life,
she said. I'm one of the girls who should've known better. But once you're hooked on the dust, it's hard to get unhooked.
How'd you get started?
Dancing or drugs?
Either.
The same way just about every girl in the club got started. I made the mistake of going out with Danny Bilbo.
You were Danny's girl?
She shrugged and sipped her coffee. As much as anyone can be Danny's girl.
How'd you meet him?
I was with some coworkers at the Charity Newsies gala.
How did a slimeball like Danny Bilbo get invited to the Newsies gala?
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