The Director: My Years Assisting J. Edgar Hoover
By Paul Letersky and Gordon L. Dillow
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The 1960s and 1970s were arguably among America’s most turbulent post-Civil War decades. While the Vietnam War continued seemingly without end, protests and riots ravaged most cities, the Kennedys and MLK were assassinated, and corruption found its way to the highest levels of politics, culminating in Watergate.
In 1965, at the beginning of the chaos, twenty-two-year-old Paul Letersky was assigned to assist the legendary FBI director J. Edgar Hoover who’d just turned seventy and had, by then, led the Bureau for an incredible forty-one years. Hoover was a rare and complex man who walked confidently among the most powerful. His personal privacy was more tightly guarded than the secret “files” he carefully collected—and that were so feared by politicians and celebrities. Through Letersky’s close working relationship with Hoover, and the trust and confidence he gained from Hoover’s most loyal senior assistant, Helen Gandy, Paul became one of the few able to enter the Director’s secretive—and sometimes perilous—world.
Since Hoover’s death half a century ago, millions of words have been written about the man and hundreds of hours of TV dramas and A-list Hollywood films produced. But until now, there has been virtually no account from someone who, for a period of years, spent hours with the Director on a daily basis.
Balanced, honest, and keenly observed, this “vivid, foibles-and-all portrait of the fabled scourge of gangsters, Klansmen, and communists” (The Wall Street Journal) sheds new light on one of the most powerful law enforcement figures in American history.
Paul Letersky
Paul Letersky is a former FBI agent whose early service included two years working directly for FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover as a personal assistant. Letersky would go on to become a Special Agent and participate in events that grabbed national headlines. After leaving the FBI, he became vice president of Pan American World Airways. Letersky lives in Oregon.
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The Director - Paul Letersky
Paul Letersky FBI Special agent with Gordon Dillow
A fascinating and long overdue look from the inner sanctum… Takes you inside the psyche of the man who knew all the secrets.
—Tom Brokaw, NBC News
The Director
My Years Assisting J. Edgar Hoover
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"Though I worked for the FBI for a quarter century, I found many of the things Letersky talks about in The Director shockingly new, simply because no one dared speak them until now. The book rounds out what we know about J. Edgar Hoover. Yes, he was demanding, odd at times, secretive, and vindictive, but he was far more complex than most people imagine. Only could a person working by his side, who answered his phone and read his mail and dealt with his fits of pique and bursts of enthusiasm, give us this insight."
—Joe Navarro, former FBI Special Agent and author of Three Minutes to Doomsday
For a span of decades that defies belief, J. Edgar Hoover wielded more power than any other lawman in American history. Paul Letersky’s rich eyewitness stories of a supercop who could be both steel-fisted and strangely soft make this by far the most illuminating portrait of Hoover I’ve read.
—Don Brown, former prosecutor and bestselling author of Travesty of Justice
Letersky draws back the curtain of history to offer a rare, cinematic glimpse into the psychology and motivation of the Bureau’s first Director, J. Edgar Hoover.… A must read for anyone interested in the most celebrated of American law enforcement agencies.
—Robert K. Wittman, founder of the FBI Art Crime Team and New York Times bestselling author of Priceless and The Devil’s Diary
Anyone interested in American history will find fascinating what the book reveals about The Director and his agents. As a former member of Special Operations who learned to make maximum use of intel, I found entertaining what Letersky shows about the power of secrets.
—Tom Satterly, author of All Secure
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PROLOGUE
In a City of Weak Men
No one cried at his funeral.
More than twelve hundred invited guests crowded into the National Presbyterian Church in Washington, DC, to officially bid farewell to the man whose body now rested in the flag-draped coffin near the pulpit. President Richard Nixon, sitting in the front row with the First Lady, was trying his best to look appropriately solemn, even though he was privately delighted that the man in the coffin was finally dead. Nixon’s long-faced, lugubrious-looking vice president, Spiro Agnew, was in the second row with his wife, while nearby sat Supreme Court justices Warren Burger and Byron White, along with House of Representatives minority leader—and future unelected president—Gerald Ford. Former US attorney general John Mitchell, now heading Nixon’s reelection campaign, was there as well, while other pews were packed with cabinet secretaries, high-level presidential advisers, foreign ambassadors, big-city mayors and police chiefs, dozens of senators and congressmen, even a movie and TV star—all there to pay tribute to the strange and remarkable man in the flag-draped coffin.
And from where I sat, in a section of the church reserved for the dead man’s exceedingly small group of friends and distant relatives, I couldn’t see a damp eye in the house.
To anyone unfamiliar with American history it might have seemed odd that the man in the coffin would rate such a turnout of the famous and powerful, or that his funeral was being broadcast live on three television networks—this at a time when there were only three television networks to choose from. The dead man was, after all, just a bureaucrat, the head of a relatively small government agency, a man whose position in the federal table of organization technically put him on an equal footing with a deputy secretary of agriculture, or the head of the Federal Highway Administration. He’d never sought or held elected office, had never even voted; he’d never served heroically in the US military, had never been hailed as a peacemaker or served as an ambassador to foreign lands. But everyone gathered under the soaring arches and stained-glass windows in the nave of the National Presbyterian Church on this May morning in 1972 understood the truth: the man in the flag-draped coffin had transcended the ordinary rules of American political life.
Because the dead man was John Edgar Hoover—J. Edgar Hoover, for the past half century the director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the legendary FBI. And in terms of longevity and his cumulative impact on the national destiny, he’d been one of the most powerful men in American history.
To generations of Americans, J. Edgar Hoover was the FBI. He created the Bureau, transforming it from a small, corrupt bunch of seedy 1920s detectives and political hacks into what most people—certainly me included—considered to be the most well-trained and efficient and incorruptible law enforcement agency in the world. J. Edgar Hoover was the nation’s top cop, the number one G-man,
sworn foe of John Dillinger and Alvin Creepy
Karpis and public enemies everywhere, scourge of Nazi saboteurs and Communist spies and Ku Klux Klan lynch mobs, hero of countless books and movies and radio and TV shows in which the bad guys always lost, and the good guys always won; it was an article of faith among most Americans that J. Edgar Hoover’s FBI always, always got its man.
More than that, J. Edgar Hoover was the unceasing defender of the nation against cultural rot and degeneracy, a living symbol of all those things that so many Americans wanted their nation to be—tough, strong, brave, honest, decent. He was no mere politician or bureaucrat, willing to bend to the shifting political and moral winds that swept through the nation and through Washington, DC. Instead he was, as one American president described him, a pillar of strength in a city of weak men.
Everyone in America knew J. Edgar Hoover—or thought they did. People who would have been hard-pressed to identify the sitting vice president or the chief justice of the Supreme Court could instantly recognize his unsmiling bulldog face, his boxer’s stance, his machine-gun-quick staccato speaking style. Even as he grew older, into his seventies, and the nation slid into the antiestablishment turmoil that was the late 1960s and early ’70s—anti-war demonstrations, race riots, sit-ins, hippies, yippies, pot, LSD, women’s liberation, gay rights, black nationalism—J. Edgar Hoover had remained an enormously popular figure. A Gallup poll taken not long before his death revealed that 80 percent of Americans strongly approved of him as FBI director, while a mere 7 percent disapproved—numbers that any public official, then or now, would kill for. If no tears were being shed among the dignitaries at the National Presbyterian Church, more than a few Americans had wept at the news that J. Edgar Hoover was suddenly dead at age seventy-seven.
His public popularity was one reason that Hoover had managed to survive through five decades of vicious Washington politics. As President-elect John F. Kennedy privately explained after deciding to keep Hoover on as FBI director in 1960, You don’t fire God
—and godlike he was, albeit a God more of the Old Testament than the New.
But there was more to it than that. Because J. Edgar Hoover’s FBI was not just a national crime-fighting agency. It was also a vast domestic-intelligence-gathering organization, a spy agency if you will, a harvester of information from every corner of American life. Just as he’d collected the hundreds of paintings and antiques and assorted curios that filled his modest home in northwest Washington, DC, J. Edgar Hoover had been America’s foremost collector of secrets.
It was those secrets, or the rumors of them, that had given him his power.
Over time J. Edgar Hoover’s legendary secret files
had taken on an almost mythical quality. The most lurid and sensational of those files were said to be locked away in Hoover’s private office on the fifth floor of the US Justice Department building, hanging like a paper sword of Damocles over the head of any politician or anyone else who might pose a threat to the nation, or to Hoover and his beloved Bureau—which, to J. Edgar Hoover, were essentially the same thing. Sexual orientations or indiscretions, payoffs and shady business deals, political dirty tricks, career-killing associations with suspected subversives,
gossip, innuendos, slanders—every form of personal and political cancer was said to be represented in Hoover’s secret files. It was assumed that almost everyone who was anyone in America, and particularly in Washington, DC, was the subject of an FBI file—including virtually every one of the dry-eyed dignitaries sitting in the front rows of the National Presbyterian Church. As one of those dignitaries, Richard Nixon, once angrily complained, He’s got files on everybody, God damn it!
Whether that was true or not didn’t matter. People believed it to be true, so the effect was the same. People who were not actually the subjects of an FBI file were deathly afraid they might be, especially if they had something to hide—which many certainly did. Even presidents of the United States, with their enormous power, were said to fear J. Edgar Hoover and his secrets. Hoover had served under eight presidents, and almost all had tried to ease him out of office, only to discover that their political courage didn’t extend quite that far. Lacking that courage, they wanted J. Edgar Hoover and his secrets on their side. As President Lyndon Baines Johnson put it so colorfully, and tellingly, I’d rather have J. Edgar Hoover inside the tent pissing out than have him outside the tent pissing in.
So while the long succession of presidents had come and gone, J. Edgar Hoover stayed on—and on, and on, and on. Even as he aged, and his once iron grip began to weaken, as it became increasingly clear that he was unable or unwilling to cope with the changes that were reshaping America in the 1960s and early ’70s, even as pressure increased for his withdrawal into an honorable retirement, J. Edgar Hoover stubbornly remained. His popularity—and his secrets—protected and sustained him.
And now, suddenly, he was dead.
So rather than grief, the feeling in the National Presbyterian Church on this May morning was one of relief—relief mixed with fear. For those who’d sincerely admired and respected him, and there were many, there was relief that death had spared J. Edgar Hoover the indignity of an inevitable descent into incapacity and irrelevance. For those who’d detested him—and there was no shortage of those in attendance, either—there was relief that the old man was finally gone, that the Hoover problem
had solved itself.
As for the fear, it was the same old dread that had surrounded Hoover for decades—that his secrets would somehow fall into the hands of one’s enemies or perhaps, God forbid, the press. Even as the funeral congregants recited the Lord’s Prayer and the US Army Chorus sang How Firm a Foundation
—When through the deep waters I call you to go / The rivers of sorrow shall not overflow
—there was a scramble to find the secret files before anyone else could, to destroy them if necessary or to keep them for use as needed. At FBI headquarters, in Hoover’s home, at various FBI field offices, locks had been changed, file cabinets opened, documents shredded or carried away.
Some of Hoover’s secret files would eventually surface—and ironically they’d do far more damage to J. Edgar Hoover’s reputation than to those of the people named in them. But in all the world only three people had known all the secrets. Now one was dead, and the other two were sitting to my left and right in the National Presbyterian Church. They may also have been the only two people living who had, in their own ways, truly loved J. Edgar Hoover.
To my right was Clyde Tolson, who until his retirement the day after Hoover’s death had been the associate director of the FBI, the Bureau’s number two man. More than that, Tolson had been Hoover’s closest friend, so close that there were persistent rumors that the two men had a homosexual relationship—rumors that today are widely and falsely repeated as fact. But it was true that for more than four decades the two men—neither of whom had ever married—had been virtually inseparable. Although they lived in separate residences, they rode to work together every morning, had lunch together every day and dinner together most nights, and went on annual vacations together. Wherever Hoover was, there was Tolson, and whatever Hoover knew, Tolson knew as well.
But now, at age seventy-one, Tolson was a shadow of himself. A series of heart attacks and strokes had left his once ruggedly handsome face sagging and wan, his body shrunk by forty pounds, his hands palsied and weak, his mind wandering and unfocused. He’d had to be brought into the church in a wheelchair. Sitting silently in the church, dressed in standard FBI attire—spit-shined black shoes, gray suit, dark tie, and brilliantly white shirt—he seemed to be wasting away inside his clothes. I didn’t doubt that he’d loved J. Edgar Hoover in his way, but I couldn’t tell it from his face. No rivers of sorrow flowed from Clyde Tolson’s rheumy eyes.
And to my left, her arm touching mine, sat the only other person who knew all of J. Edgar Hoover’s secrets. She was Miss Helen W. Gandy—always, always Miss Gandy—Hoover’s lifelong personal secretary and executive assistant. This modest title belied her enormous influence. For more than fifty years, even before Hoover had become the Bureau director, Miss Gandy had been Hoover’s guardian at the gate, controlling the flow of people and documents through his office, filing away his secrets. To his last day and beyond, Miss Gandy protected J. Edgar Hoover—bureaucratically, politically, and, in at least one case I knew of, physically. Like Hoover and Tolson, she’d never married, never had children, never had a life outside the FBI.
She wasn’t a difficult or unpleasant woman. Almost everyone who knew her praised her gentle demeanor, her quick sense of humor, her unflagging dedication to Hoover and the Bureau. People said these things partly because they were all true, and partly because it was dangerous to say anything else. Because underneath that pleasant exterior was a core of pure cold steel. With a whispered aside or knowing glance or a subtle sigh, she could—and did—make or break an FBI career or change the course of FBI policy. In her way, Miss Helen Gandy was every bit as tough as her boss.
Now she was seventy-five years old, a dignified woman in a floral-print dress with a white collar and white pillbox hat, saying farewell to the man to whom she’d devoted her entire long life. And if like Clyde Tolson she’d loved J. Edgar Hoover in her own way, like Tolson she didn’t show it. As the Reverend Edward L. R. Elson, pastor of the National Presbyterian Church and chaplain of the US Senate, read from the second book of Timothy—I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith
—I didn’t see a single tear course down Miss Helen Gandy’s lightly powdered cheek.
And who was I to be sitting there in the friends and family
section of the church with Miss Gandy and Tolson? I couldn’t call myself J. Edgar Hoover’s friend, and I certainly wasn’t part of his family, which now consisted of only a few largely estranged nieces and nephews. I was FBI Special Agent Paul R. Letersky, although you shouldn’t put too much weight on the special
part; all FBI agents were and still are called special agents. Compared with the FBI top brass packed into the front pews at the funeral, some of whom were already busily scheming to take Hoover’s place, I was a pretty lowly figure in the FBI pecking order. I was just a twenty-eight-year-old street agent, what we called a brick agent. I spent my days and nights doing the real business of the FBI—chasing bank robbers and airplane hijackers and dangerous fugitives and anyone else who’d done violence to Title 18 of the US Code. I had little concern for politics, within the Bureau or out.
But I’d known J. Edgar Hoover. For two years in the mid-1960s, when I was a young civilian clerk in the FBI, going to law school at night and looking forward to the day when I could become an FBI special agent, I’d been on the Director’s personal staff. Working with Miss Gandy, I’d helped shuffle visitors in and out of his office, screened his phone calls, answered his mail, endured his various moods and his many eccentricities and bouts of cold, hard anger—and I’d benefited from his example. It may not sound like a particularly glamorous job, and except that I was working for the legendary J. Edgar Hoover, it usually wasn’t. But it had given me a close-up view of some of the most turbulent times in our history, and an insight into the ways of powerful men, and women.
So, yes, I knew J. Edgar Hoover. And the J. Edgar Hoover I knew was kind, courteous, thoughtful, fearless, sometimes funny, a perfect gentleman, and a devout patriot. Given his public image, that may not sound plausible—J. Edgar Hoover, funny?—but it was true. And it was also true that J. Edgar Hoover could be vindictive, closed-minded, hypocritical, a man of intense hatreds and eternal grudges, a man who in his sincere belief that he was protecting his country had repeatedly violated the principles of the Constitution on which that country was founded.
He was all of those things. As I sat there at his funeral, I thought for the thousandth time that J. Edgar Hoover was one of the most fascinating and perplexing men in American history. For all his faults and failures, I admired him then—and in many ways I still admire him. But I also hoped that there’d never be another like him.
And so as President Richard Nixon stood to deliver the last eulogy for J. Edgar Hoover, I wasn’t crying either.
CHAPTER 1
Mr. Hoover’s FBI
August 1965, a stiflingly hot and sultry Monday morning in Washington, DC; hot and sultry is the only kind of morning they have in Washington, DC, in August. I was standing at the corner of Pennsylvania Avenue and Ninth Street, just outside the ornate art deco double doors of the enormous US Department of Justice building, already sweating in my off-the-rack gray suit and white shirt and tie. In just a few moments I’d walk through those doors and report as ordered to begin my life in J. Edgar Hoover’s FBI. I couldn’t help thinking once again about the odd circumstances that had brought me here.
It’s funny how the course of your life can shift on mere chance. Maybe you step six inches to the left and the bullet misses you, or you step six inches to the right and suddenly you’re dead. Maybe you leave a party two minutes early and you never meet the person you would have been married to for the next forty years. Or maybe you’re a twenty-one-year-old college student who’s planning to become a high school teacher and football coach and you just happen to get into an argument with an FBI agent—and the next thing you know you’re working for J. Edgar Hoover.
That was me.
As a kid growing up, I’d never given a single thought to becoming an FBI agent. Sure, I knew what the FBI was, and that J. Edgar Hoover was the head of it—everyone in America over the age of six knew that. I’d watched some of the 1930s G-men movies replayed on TV and had seen newsreels of J. Edgar Hoover warning about the Communist threat before the Saturday-afternoon matinee. But I never wore a Junior G-Man badge (actually the Junior G-Man craze had pretty much died out by the time I came of age), never dreamed of becoming an FBI agent, never had any connection to, or much interest in, any form of law enforcement. My dreams had revolved around becoming a Major League Baseball player; the only crime
I wanted to solve was picking off a guy trying to steal second base.
I grew up in a small (population twenty thousand) industrial town called Dunkirk, in far western New York on the shore of Lake Erie. As you might have guessed from my name, my grandparents were Polish immigrants, which meant we lived in the town’s Polish Ward
—Polish butcher shops, Polish restaurants, the Kosciuszko Club, the Moniuszko Polish Singing Society, the Catholic Church with sermons in Polish. (Later, when I was undergoing the extensive background check required to work for the FBI, the Bureau had to scramble to find Polish-speaking agents who could interview my neighbors about me.) It was a solid working-class environment. My maternal grandfather—dziazia in Polish—worked at the True Temper shovel factory in town, my father worked as a laborer at the Briggs Dairy, and if we weren’t rich, my three sisters and I never felt poor, either. To me it was sort of a Leave It to Beaver life, except that unlike Ward and June Cleaver, my dad never came home carrying a briefcase and my mother never cooked a meal wearing high heels.
I was born in 1943, part of the demographic cohort squeezed between the Greatest Generation, which fought World War II—two of my uncles were killed in that war—and the postwar baby boomers. Time magazine dubbed us the Silent Generation, and I guess we were. Plenty of things were going on in America at the time—McCarthyism, the civil rights movement in the South, the growing nuclear weapons escalation between the United States and the Soviet Union. But except for the duck-and-cover
nuclear-war drills in school, none of those things seemed to have much direct impact on Dunkirk, New York. For me there was none of the James Dean teen angst of Rebel Without a Cause, or the switchblade-wielding urban violence of Blackboard Jungle. I guess the most rebellious thing my buddies and I ever did was when we accidentally burned an empty New York Central Railroad boxcar right down to the tracks. (It was an accident! Honest!) Fortunately, our vow of omertà—silence—somehow held up, and the FBI background checkers never found out about that caper. And I’m pretty sure the New York statute of limitations on arson has long run out.
So, no, juvenile delinquency and teen rebellion weren’t my things; sports were. Basketball, track, football, and especially baseball—I loved them all, and I played them all in high school. And after graduation it seemed only natural that I’d continue to play at the college level.
I was determined to go to college. I’d spent too many days helping my father load heavy milk crates onto pallets at the Briggs Dairy to ever want to spend my life doing manual labor. So I enrolled at the State University of New York at Fredonia—go, Blue Devils!—where I majored in social studies and education. But my real major was being a jock. I made varsity in three sports, with baseball being my best, and I still harbored hopes of making it to the Bigs.
But as so often happens, eventually reality set in. In my senior year I realized that while there were thousands of pretty good ballplayers like me, in all of America only about five hundred guys actually played in the Major Leagues at any given time. I was good—but I wasn’t that good.
So what to do with my life? Somehow I got the idea that going to graduate school might be the ticket. I could get a master’s degree in history or political science, and besides, at the time being a full-time student got you an exemption from the military draft. This was before the big US buildup in Vietnam—most Americans had barely even heard of Vietnam—and the idea of spending the next two years of my life as a draftee sitting around some dusty army base in Louisiana or Texas didn’t have much appeal.
The problem with grad school was how to pay for it. Tuition at Fredonia had been almost free (about $200 a semester), but graduate schools weren’t so generous. If I wanted to go to grad school, I needed a full-time job.
Actually I had a job lined up. As I said, I was an education major, and I’d already gone through fifteen weeks of student teaching, so a local high school had offered me a job as a history and social studies teacher and coach of the football team, at a salary of $6,200 a year—which was pretty good money at the time. The coaching part sounded great, and who knew, maybe someday I’d find myself the head coach of the New York Giants. But the idea of drumming the finer points of the Missouri Compromise or how a bill becomes a law into the heads of bored teenagers for the next few years didn’t sound exciting. I wondered if there could be something else out there.
I’d been told—erroneously as it turned out—that the New York State Police had a program that would pay for state troopers to go to graduate school. Again, I’d never had much interest in law enforcement, but it sounded like a good deal. I could go to grad school by day and hang speeding tickets on motorists on the New York Thruway by night. So just before my college graduation, I stopped by the state police barracks in Fredonia and talked to a captain about my plans to become a state trooper / grad student. But the captain patiently explained that I’d been misinformed, that while they’d love to have me as a state trooper, the New York State Police offered no such graduate school subsidy program. Disappointed and a little embarrassed, I thanked him, backed out of his office, and left the building.
That’s when the FBI agent chased me down.
Excuse me, young man.
He flashed an ID card encased in a leather credential wallet. I’m Special Agent So-and-So, with the FBI. I was in the office next door to the captain’s, and I couldn’t help overhearing what you told him. Tell me, how would you like to work for the FBI?
I was a bit taken aback, so I stammered, I don’t know. I don’t think I’m qualified to be an FBI agent.
The guy laughed. "No, you’re not qualified to be an FBI special agent."
Now I was getting a little annoyed. This guy was in his early thirties, wearing a business suit, and he had an air of authority around him, but I hadn’t had a chance to completely eyeball his credentials. Maybe he was an FBI agent—special agent—and maybe he wasn’t.
If I’m not qualified, then why the hell are you asking if I want to work for them? Let me see your credentials again.
Now it was his turn to get annoyed. He grudgingly pulled out his credential case, flipped it open, and held it about six inches in front of my nose. Sure enough, the ID card said, Federal Bureau of Investigation,
and at the bottom was a tiny signature: J. Edgar Hoover.
Okay. But what’s this business about working for the FBI?
Look, kid, you told the captain you’re twenty-one, right? You have to be twenty-three to become an FBI agent. But after you graduate from college, we can get you a job as a civilian clerk for the Bureau, and you can go to law school at night. It’s not an absolute requirement, but Director Hoover prefers his agents to have law or accounting degrees. By the time you get your law degree you’ll be old enough to apply for appointment as a special agent.
Well, I was still a little suspicious of this guy, who said he was the resident agent
in the nearby town of Jamestown—meaning he was a one-man suboffice of the FBI field office in Buffalo. Like any resident agent, part of his job was to maintain close relations with local law enforcement, which was why he was at the state police barracks in the first place.
But if I was still skeptical, I was also impressed that he’d so quickly recognized my outstanding talent and superb abilities and limitless potential. I would have been less impressed if I’d known that hitting up guys like me was also part of his job, as it was for every FBI field agent. The FBI had always said that for every man who was accepted as an FBI agent (no women were allowed to apply), another thousand applicants had tried but failed to make the grade. That wasn’t quite true, but to keep the applicants-to-new-hires ratio high, agents were under constant pressure to find fresh potential applicants for the Bureau. Every field office had a quota of prospective applicants to meet, and failure to meet it meant the special agent in charge had some serious explaining to do.
They couldn’t try to recruit just anybody. In addition to the college degree requirement, other critical factors were an assertive personality (I’d already demonstrated that quality to the FBI man) and the proper appearance—including the shape of the recruit’s head. As I later found out, FBI headquarters sent frequent reminders to the field offices that long-hairs, beards, pear-shaped heads, truck drivers, etc.
were not to be considered for FBI employment. At the time, long-hairs
and beards
referred to academic/intellectual types who were thought to be too soft, while truck drivers
was Director Hoover’s shorthand phrase for men who were too rough in manner or appearance to live up to the ideal FBI image. As for pear-shaped heads,
I’m still not exactly sure what that meant, whether it referred to heads that were too big at the top and too small at the bottom or vice versa. But whatever it meant, apparently my cranial conformation wasn’t disqualifying, nor was I an obvious long-hair or truck driver.
I told the FBI agent I’d think about it and gave him my mailing address. A few days later I got an application form and some brochures with titles such as Facts About a Career in the FBI.
They explained that FBI civilian clerks made an annual salary of $3,680, plus benefits, including twenty days paid vacation, and that being a clerk was an excellent pathway to becoming a special agent. To qualify as a special agent trainee, applicants had to be a male US citizen, at least twenty-three years old, with a law degree or an undergrad accounting degree with three years working experience (although as the FBI resident agent told me, there were some exceptions for college grads with special skills in language, science, and so on). As for physical requirements, applicants had to be at least five-seven without shoes
(check—I was six-two); have uncorrected vision no worse than 20/50 in the weakest eye (check—I had 20/20); be able to hear ordinary conversation at least fifteen feet away with each ear
(check—I assumed FBI agents needed good hearing to pick up the whispered conversations of malefactors); and, finally, be able to perform strenuous physical exertion and have no defects which would interfere with their use of firearms or their participation in raids, dangerous assignments, or defensive tactics
(check and double-check—I was an athlete).
The more I read about it, the cooler the idea of becoming an FBI agent began to seem. Raids! Dangerous assignments! True, I’d have to slug it out as a civilian clerk for a few years, at a salary that was a couple thousand dollars less than what I could make as a high school teacher and coach. And I knew it would be a grind to work for the FBI full-time—there were no part-time jobs with the FBI—and go to law school full-time as well. (You had to be a full-time student to keep your draft deferment; part-time didn’t count.) But I also knew that once I made special agent, my pay would shoot up to $10,000—and more important, it was an exciting and high-prestige job.
So my mind was made up. I was going to be a special agent of the FBI! I could already envision myself catching bank robbers, or maybe even some Russian spies. I filled out the application and sent it to the Buffalo FBI Field Office, and a couple months later, after the extensive background check, I got a letter directing me to report to FBI headquarters in Washington, DC, as a GS-4 level civilian clerk.
(A lot of people think the GS stands for government service,
but it doesn’t; that would