A G**damned Love Story
By Noah Chinn
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The first half of the worst week of Peter's life happened when he was a young boy. Being cursed by a witch was bad enough, but what do you do when you don't even know what the curse is, or when it is supposed to go off? Twenty years later, in a part of London shrouded in myths and urban legends, it does.
Peter might have found his one true love, but there's a problem. His friend might be able to remove the curse, but there's a catch. There's a monster hunting people in London, but no one believes it. A secret government branch is investigating, but they're incompetent. And the woman Peter loves is doomed to die, but it's not the first time.
The second half of the worst week of Peter's life is about to begin.
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A G**damned Love Story - Noah Chinn
Prologue
2010 - The Beginning of the End
image-placeholderThe drunk in the tavern had breath that could have been set on fire and clothes that should have been set on fire, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t see or hear straight.
Like when he bumped into the guy in the suit next to the bar. Honest mistake, didn’t mean it, but he clearly heard the suit say asshole
before they connected. And the suit must have been talking to him, because when the drunk looked back he was shaking his fist at him.
Before the drunk was just pissed; now he was pissed off. He swayed unsteadily and glowered at the suit, who looked nervous. Darn right you should look nervous, thought the drunk, I know kung-fu. Well, he watched The Matrix at any rate, and was pretty sure he could do that stuff if he had to.
Then the man said cock pee
to the waitress, which seemed like a strange insult, but he was hardly one to judge. Earlier that evening, he’d called a pigeon at the window a sumbitchering feather duster,
and the TV weatherman who said the upcoming lunar eclipse would be the first that fell on a winter solstice in four hundred years a garfunkling nerdhole.
The suit called the waitress a pig. Now the drunk was really annoyed. He liked that waitress and proposed to her at least twice a month. He was going to have to stand up for her honor. He could tell the suit was scared, too, because of the way he pretended to ignore him. Sure, he put on a big show—frantically looking through his wallet, dumping money on the counter, trying to use his cell phone—but the suit was scared. Really scared.
Before the drunk could challenge him to honorable combat—or just hit him from behind—the suit was out the door. The drunk stumbled after him, but lost him as his eyes adjusted to the dark. He stood dazed in the alleyway, wondering which way the coward went.
He saw a figure at the end of the cobblestone alley, but something kept him where he was. The small part of his brain desperately clinging to sobriety screamed at him, trying to save his life. In that moment of inebriated hesitation, he noticed something wasn’t quite right about the person.
For one thing, people don’t usually have ears that big and pointy.
Or that much hair.
And they usually couldn’t jump atop a building in three short leaps.
For a moment, the drunk just stood there and looked up at the cloudy sky. He was sure he heard a howl. For the first time in his life, he would have admitted to the police he was drunk.
He figured there was only one cure for a delusion like that, so the drunk stumbled back into the Bleeding Heart Tavern and ordered himself another drink.
PART I
Where It All Got Remembered Wrong
image-placeholderThis is a story about Bleeding Heart Yard:
Sir Christopher Hatton had but one daughter, Elizabeth. He adored her and raised her in a life of privilege in the court of King James I. She was renowned for her beauty and charm, and had several prospective suitors, though none could gain an advantage over the others.
One winter’s evening in 1626, she was the guest of the Bishop of Ely at a ball, where she danced all night. The Spanish ambassador, Señor Gondomar, arrived late for the party. He was a neighbor of the Hattons, and one of Elizabeth’s many suitors. They danced but one time, and those attending remembered the tension between them. Some said they had argued, while others claimed they had flirted shamelessly. Perhaps they did both, but regardless they left the party arm in arm.
On the morning of January 27, they found her body lying in the snow behind the stables of Hatton House, her arms hacked and chest slashed open. Those who found her swore her heart still pumped blood onto the cobblestones. Though suspicion lay with the Spanish ambassador, no one ever proved who killed her. In the years to come, the locals dubbed the stables Bleeding Heart Yard.
This story is not true.
Chapter 1
1991 - Peter
image-placeholderPeter was moments away from the first half of the worst week of his life.
It would be almost twenty years before he would see the other half.
It was a perfect summer day in the village of Columbus, the sun high in the cloudless sky, the air hot but not too dry. If you went to the big hill by Purple Woods, you could see all the way to Lake Scugog. The kids were playing baseball next to the church. The score was tied, Peter was up to bat, and everything was about to go to hell.
Peter was no good at sports, a fact of which he was regularly reminded. For starters, he always closed his eyes when he swung, which was the first thing you learned not to do. The three outfielders, seeing him shuffle up to the plate, moved in so close they could shake hands with the teammates covering the bases.
Peter’s father always said things would go better this time. When that didn’t happen, he’d sigh and buy Peter ice cream at the old gas station before walking him home and making the same promise again. Next time. Then Peter would shut himself in his room and build things. Today he would finish his Norman castle; the portcullis just needed a little bit of—
Strike one!
Peter snapped out of it. He hadn’t even seen the ball whiz by. He was glad his father wasn’t watching today; he could picture the disappointment on his face, hidden under a mask of fatherly support. He knew he would strike out, he always struck out, but the least he could do was make an effort—
Strike two!
Again, Peter snapped out of it.
Why don’t you try t-ball instead?!
yelled one of the outfielders, who now stood beside the pitcher. Simon the umpire wasn’t even paying attention anymore; instead, he talked to his girlfriend behind the batting cage. Peter’s fate was that much of a foregone conclusion.
Peter’s head sunk. He hated this game. He hated how it made his father feel about him. He hated how it made him feel about himself. He wished he could hit the damn ball once. Just once. He didn’t care what happened after that. He raised his eyes and focused. He wouldn’t go down without a fight. Blood rushed into his ears to the point where he couldn’t hear their taunts and jeers anymore, just the thundering current roaring past his ear canal.
He tried and failed not to close his eyes as he swung. But instead of the usual nothing, he felt a minor earthquake run through his forearms as the ball connected with the sweet spot. His arms seemed to extend naturally into a follow-through. Had anyone taken a picture of the moment, it could have been used on a Rookie of the Year baseball card. Out of habit, Peter started to walk back to the bench only to have his teammates wave at him to run the other way. He turned his head and saw a small white dot in the clear sky drift farther and farther. The outfielders stood dumbfounded, not having a chance in hell of catching it.
Peter jogged toward first base, eyes locked on the ball. The cheer that had started stopped short as everyone waited to see what would happen. It was like a dream—it just kept on going and going. His heart pounded and legs shook as it sunk in that this would be his first ever home run. More than that, it would be a new record for distance! Peter was about to laugh and cry out and start some taunting of his own when everyone heard the unmistakable sound of glass shattering, followed by a soft bang.
No one knew how to react to this. Some gasped, others cheered, and a few laughed. In the end, it turned into a thin smattering of applause, but Peter didn’t notice. He had stopped dead in his tracks.
He’d seen which house the ball had hit.
image-placeholderIt wasn’t fair. Peter had hit a home run. He had won the game. Yet rather than being heralded as a hero and carried on the shoulders of his teammates, they marched behind him like prison guards escorting a condemned man to the gas chamber.
The old two-story wooden house was on an unpaved road and had gravel for a driveway, but no car. They said it was older than the church. It looked it.
There were thousands of places like Columbus across Canada, small villages with a population of a few hundred that sprang up at moderately used intersections. And because of their isolation—the nearest city, Oshawa, was an hour’s bike ride away—the children created their own local mythologies and passed them down from generation to generation.
Most Columbus adults remembered stories about the Old House. It had been abandoned since the Second World War, which made it perfect for tales of bloody murder, hidden treasure, and unquiet ghosts that left footprints in the dust with missing toes. It also made a great haunted house for Halloween. But Peter’s generation had added a new twist, because someone had moved into the Old House a few months ago, and they said she was a witch.
Of the pack of children advancing on the Old House, most claimed to have seen the witch. Of them, half said she was beautiful and the other half said she was ugly, which led to the conclusion she was ugly and used magic to appear beautiful.
In the minds of children, this was what was known as proof.
The wooden fence around the Old House was once white, but hadn’t been repainted in years; large flakes of yellowed dandruff still clung to its sides. A great tree had once been in the center of the yard, but only a smooth stump remained. Peter pushed open the squeaky gate and walked up to the front door.
Something sounded strange. He realized he only heard his own feet on the gravel. He stopped and turned around. His entourage waited behind the fence. Simon grabbed the squeaky gate and shut it, as if he was afraid of what might escape if he didn’t.
‘Of course you should play baseball,’
Peter said, mimicking his father’s voice. ‘How else are you going to make friends?’ Some friends.
Peter was no athlete, but he was no coward, either. Besides, he didn’t believe in witches or magic. Not really. All that mattered was he had broken someone’s window, and by God, he was going to apologize and find a way to pay for it if he could. He was that kind of a stand-up guy.
(Actually, he knew all too well that if it wasn’t for the army of children watching his every step, he’d be home working on his Norman castle, pretending it never happened and terrified that someone would rat him out.)
Swallowing hard, Peter grabbed the iron door knocker and rapped once, lightly.
No one’s home! I’ll leave a note!
The door yanked open a foot, and Peter could just make out half a woman’s face and long raven black hair. He almost screamed, but rallied his nerves and did the honorable thing.
Excuse me, miss? I’m sorry, but we were playing baseball by the church, and I got my first home run ever, and I think I might have broken your—
A hand shot out, grabbed Peter by the wrist and pulled him inside. The last thing Peter saw before the door slammed shut was his teammates running away like spooked rabbits.
The woman’s back was against the door now. She held his wrist like an iron shackle, barring any chance of escape. Despite the dim light of the hallway, Peter saw half of her face clearly. She wasn’t ugly, but she wasn’t pretty the way women on TV were pretty, either. Her features were strong and angled. Peter’s father would have called her handsome. She was also furious. She said nothing, but there was hate in her eyes. When she brushed aside her long black hair, he saw why.
Blood dripped from her left cheek. He saw several deep cuts, along with something that glowed purple. She smelled vaguely of sulfur. Still silent, she held up the baseball. One side of it smoked and also glowed purple. Any doubts he had that she was a witch vaporized; he just hoped he didn’t vaporize with them. She knelt down and examined him close, grabbing him by the cheeks and turning his head from side to side. Her eyes narrowed. She said exactly two words:
You again.
Me? Did I? Was I? I’m sorry! I didn’t mean—
Again, he didn’t have a chance to finish his sentence as she pulled him into the kitchen. She stopped in front of the fridge and glared at him with narrowed eyes.
Everything got a little hazy after that.
image-placeholderThe next thing Peter remembered, he was back outside, walking down the gravel path in a daze. He stopped and shook his head to clear it. He wasn’t sure how long he had been inside, but it had to be at least an hour. The shadows were longer.
At first, he thought one of the kids from the game had waited for him, but Peter didn’t recognize him. The stranger was about Peter’s age, with dark black hair, and leaned against the fence with a Tom Sawyer grin on his face.
Got cursed, huh?
Peter didn’t think to ask how he knew, because until the kid had said it he wasn’t sure himself. Now some of the fog was lifting, enough to know the kid was right. Peter nodded.
Maybe I can help ya,
said the kid. Step into my office.
He took Peter to the tree stump and sat him down. Did she tell you what kind of a curse it was?
Peter frowned, trying to remember. He shook his head.
Die before you’re eighteen? Live beyond your years? Wealthy but never happy? Forever poor? Too fat? Too thin?
He rattled off others, but nothing sounded familiar. The kid bit his lip. That sucks. If I knew what it was, I might be able to undo it. Maybe I can just convince her to reverse it.
The shutters on the attic of the Old House burst open and the witch leaned out, buck naked, and let out a furious shriek.
Or maybe not.
Get away from my boy, you horrible child, or I shall curse you again!
Her voice was deep for a woman, theatrical and strongly accented.
The boy shouted up at her, For God’s sake, mom! Get back inside before the neighbors see you!
Then I shall curse them, too!
"You already live here. What more can you do?"
Peter’s eyes widened. Mom?
Yeah, unfortunately.
He certainly had the same hair as his mother, as well as the same dark eyes, but there the similarities ended. The kid must have misinterpreted his puzzlement for worry, because he knelt down beside Peter with a serious expression.
Hey, it’s going to be okay. It’s not safe to ask her for anything right now, but chances are this curse won’t kick in for weeks. Maybe years. We’ve got plenty of time to fix it. Well, maybe. I’m still new at all this. Sorta. I’m kind of old at it, too, I think. Meet me here tomorrow and I’ll tell you what I’ve found out.
Peter nodded in agreement, still a bit dazed from his ordeal. He didn’t know what he was going to tell his dad, but whatever it was, it wasn’t going to be the truth—even if he could remember what it was. I better get going,
said Peter. I don’t want my dad to start worrying.
The kid watched him get up. You going to be okay?
I think so. Thanks. I’m Peter, by the way.
Zared, but you might as well call me Red.
Chapter 2
1991 - Zared
image-placeholderZared peeked through the knothole in the fence, watching the kids play. His finger idly traced patterns on the wood. The score seemed to be tied, and all the outfielders were closing in on the bases.
It was fair to say he was jealous. They had a kind of freedom he didn’t. Sure, he could read whatever he wanted (well, almost), watch whatever he wanted on TV, and outside of home-study, his mother left him completely unsupervised. But she had a powerful leash that made sure he didn’t cross what she considered the line.
The playground was forbidden. He tried to go in once, and the vomit stains still hadn’t come out of his favorite t-shirt. It wasn’t fair—the house practically bordered the playground. He would have thought she was taunting him, but that assumed she’d given it a second thought, which she more than likely hadn’t. She was too busy with work.
The bottom line was he couldn’t go to the playground to play with the other kids. But if one of them happened to hit the ball far enough, they’d have to come to him…
image-placeholderWhen the ball smashed the attic window there was a flash and a soft bang. He heard his mother scream. Zared ran inside to see if she was all right, but the stairs to the attic had been drawn up.
Mom? Are you okay? Mom!
There was silence, and Zared began to worry. Then the staircase dropped down, and his mother descended like a dark queen. Half of her face was bloody. Stains of purple were on her face, and a shard of glass stuck out of her cheek. When she reached the bottom, she plucked the shard without flinching and examined it.
The boy responsible will be coming soon. Go play by the creek. Come back for dinner.
Mom, it was an accident. It’s not like he was trying—
GO!
Zared sunk his head and walked off. It was pointless to argue. He just hoped she didn’t turn the kid into a toad. He didn’t want to have to move again.
image-placeholderZared waited outside the house for over an hour. He watched the poor kid walk up to the door alone, and saw the crowd scatter when she pulled him inside like a trapdoor spider. When she finally let him out, he staggered as if waking from a dream, which probably wasn’t far from the truth. Whatever his mother had hit the boy with, it must have been powerful.
He leaned up against the fence. The least he could do was try to undo whatever the hell she’d done to him.
The kid shook his head. He seemed a bit more lucid now. His eyes met Zared’s, but didn’t recognize him. Zared grinned. At least he wasn’t a toad. He could work with that.
Got cursed, huh?
Zared tried to find out what had happened, but his mom showing off her melons had cut that short. The kid seemed to take the bad news pretty well, all things considered, and Zared had promised to find out what she had done to him. The kid nodded in agreement.
I’m Peter, by the way.
Zared thought of his own name. It wasn’t a normal small-town Canadian name, now was it?
Zared, but you might as well call me Red.
Now he just had to find a way to keep his promise.
image-placeholderPeter came the next day but understandably didn’t want to be anywhere near Red’s house. Instead, they took a walk down to the Oshawa Creek. Along the way, they talked about things they had in common—TV shows, movies, and comics mostly. When they got to the creek, they found a couple of uncomfortable rocks, sat, and got to business.
Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news,
Red began.
Wait.
Peter held up his hand. I don’t care what kind of drugs your mom deals in, I’m not going to tell on her. Don’t worry.
Red frowned. What are you talking about?
You don’t have to make up some nonsense about witchcraft or voodoo and me being cursed if I ever tell the secret of the Old House. I get it. Mum’s the word.
Hoo boy.
It was common for curse victims to rationalize or even block out the event from their minds. He’d seen it before, when Child Services tried to take him away. Look, it’s not like that.
Peter shrugged. It fits the facts. I remember most of what happened before the kitchen; the purple liquid, probably cough syrup, the smoking baseball, the smell of sulfur. I must have hit her meth lab or something. I’m just glad I didn’t blow your house up.
It’s not a meth lab!
You don’t do drugs, do you?
NO!
Good. Believe me, I can guess how you must feel. You see your parents do something wrong, and can’t do anything about it. What can you do? Tell the cops? Get sent to a foster home? You’ve probably had to move more times than you remember, and now that you’re settling in here, you’re afraid you’ll have to pack up and leave again.
Peter had clearly rehearsed this speech. Red imagined him spending half the night thinking about what he was going to say, how he was going to say it, running over dozens of possible outcomes. The funny thing was, he wasn’t that far off the mark. Completely wrong in his conclusions, but the consequences hadn’t been so different.
Peter continued, "You seem like a good guy. You’re not a bully and you’re trying not to get anyone hurt. It must suck to be in your position. I just want to let you know your secret is safe with me. And if I can