The Missing Maid: Maid for Murder, #1
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When Clara arrives in the picturesque village of Greystone to work as a maid, things are about to get nasty. And not just because she's decided to open the door to her past and pull off one more con.
This con is different, though. It's personal. She just doesn't realise how personal, yet.
Because she's about to make friends, she's about to care, and worst of all, she can't stop thinking about that suspicious but charming detective. That's a mess she might not be able to clean up, but things get messier when someone ends up dead. Her street smarts come in handy, and she's about to find out she's maid for murder.
Morgan W. Silver
I considered writing this bio in the third person, but my other voices wouldn’t let me. My name is Morgan W. Silver. I have a BA in English Language and Culture and a Master’s degree in Creative Writing. Which means I have a licence to write, and it will be extra awkward if I make spelling eroiers. Oops. All my novels contain mysteries, but the subgenres may differ. There are, however, always shenanigans and quirky characters, as well as a dash of romance.
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The Missing Maid - Morgan W. Silver
Chapter One
The Sheep Did It
Greystone in Surrey was a cute village with wonderful amenities. There was a spa, several yoga retreats, dozens of psychologists who all drove BMWs, and plenty of lawyers who played golf. The village was surrounded by green paddocks and the occasional dairy farm, as well as large estates with gorgeous Georgian homes. It was the perfect place to con wealthy snobs.
And that was why I was here. My real name’s... not important. I came here with the name of Clara McIntyre, which I considered a perfectly innocent name and fitted the persona I had adopted for my con. It was a long one; I would have to be patient.
I had done my research and mixed with a dose of luck, I found a place I could rent relatively cheap. The main reason the flat didn’t cost much was because it was above a pub called The Drunk Sheep. At least it looked better than it sounded.
I had brought one suitcase and a backpack and stood there observing the building. It had a black exterior with golden letters and several potted plants with ivy draped over the edges to make it look cosier. There were two picnic tables outside, but it was only eight in the morning and the pub wasn’t open yet. I imagined people would use them if they opened since the weather was still nice. It was August and it would only get colder from here on out.
My landlady was also the owner of the pub, and I’d only gotten the name Agnes. I tried Googling her and the pub, but nothing came up. I didn’t like knowing so little about who was going to be renting me this place. Information was power.
Which is why my name would result in nothing but the latest pictures I had added to my new Facebook account, just in case someone would look me up. I had a very realistic-looking ID card with a picture of me with my newly coloured auburn hair, and it didn’t matter what my backstory was; nobody would be getting much out of me. Also, I had serious doubts anyone would care. I’d keep to myself, and my wealthy clients wouldn’t be chatting with me much.
I looked for the side entrance and entered a narrow alley. The building on my left was a small bookshop. I made a mental note to visit it sometime. My mother had always made Sundays reading days, and I missed spending a whole day reading.
Despite everything, I missed her.
The alley had a couple of bins but nothing else. It led to another cobbled street. It would be beautiful to take strolls around this place, I imagined.
I knocked on the door and waited. This would be my first interaction as Clara McIntyre, but I was ready.
The door opened and before me stood a woman in her late fifties with short, grey, curly hair that looked like it hadn’t been combed since the seventies. She had a plump figure and two different coloured eyes, one brown and one blue.
It was a condition known as heterochromia, which I was planning on blurting out in my enthusiasm—my aunt had it as well—but I was distracted by the ripped fabric of her black shirt and the bewildered look in her eyes.
I’m Clara,
I said. You must be Agnes.
Hurry inside. I can’t leave her alone with the havoc she wreaked,
she said, and pulled me into the small corridor. There was a staircase to my left, and broad double doors behind Agnes. They probably led to the pub.
She hurried past the staircase and we entered a long and narrow kitchen that smelt like chicken soup. It looked cluttered and like it was used well. It made me smile. I wasn’t exactly a kitchen princess.
We went into the garden.
I figured we had passed her private kitchen and that the small garden was also only accessible to her. It was fenced off and there was a door in it, probably so she could move easily between here and the pub garden. It would be so noisy here at night. Good thing I had brought earplugs.
I turned my attention to the centre of the garden and gaped at the scene before me.
The garden isn’t usually like this,
she said. But Betty is.
And that is the name of the black sheep?
She nodded.
Who is eating the laundry from your clothes line.
Yep. She’s got a binge-eating disorder.
The black sheep was currently munching on a purple bra and half of the clothes line had been taken down.
I see,
I said.
And she’s clumsy.
Clumsy?
Yes. She’s always causing accidents.
She turned to me and smiled. You’ll see.
What had I walked into? Should I be worried?
No.
She still had that smile on. It was becoming eerie now.
If I get murdered in my sleep, I will haunt you,
I said.
She blinked at me, then laughed. I had a good feeling about you, and turns out I’m right. Come on, help me with Betty and I’ll show you to your new abode.
Alright,
I said and advanced. I grabbed one end of the bra and started pulling.
Betty remained in place and was surprisingly strong. Agnes’s idea of help was telling Betty to let go.
I stopped pulling and opened my mouth to tell Agnes to try something else when the sheep suddenly pulled her head down and yanked me forward. I fell flat on the ground.
Okay. Do you have an assault rifle? Because that seems to be the only thing that can stop her; she is really dedicated to eating clothes.
I got up and dusted off my knees.
Yes, she’ll eat anything. It’s like she has an iron stomach. Unfortunately, I left my assault rifle in my other trousers, so we’ll have to make do without.
She shook her head as we approached the black sheep. And just as I was in the middle of cooking. I heard that Misty’s husband cheated on her, so I’m making her favourite soup. There is nothing that my cooking can’t fix.
Except her husband’s wandering eye. On the topic of wandering eyes, mine were still on Betty who had now consumed an entire bra and two shirts.
Isn’t this bad for the sheep?
I asked.
She once ate a bunch of bolts, three lemon pies, and a straw hat. This is nothing.
We bent down and hurriedly picked up all the clothes. Betty moved towards me as soon as she stopped chewing.
Does she eat humans?
I asked with a grin.
Ha,
Agnes said, but then stopped and frowned as she considered this.
Great.
Agnes laughed when she saw my concern and then took Betty by the pink collar she had around her neck. She directed her back to the corner of the garden where she had some peaches.
Betty attempted one more bite out of Agnes’s shirt but after a stern talking-to, she finally focussed on the peaches. I guess she did listen to Agnes.
I brought the clothes into the kitchen and placed them on the wooden breakfast table. The kitchen was actually not bad and had a decent fridge and some nice cabinets, but it hadn’t been cleaned in at least two weeks. There was dust, some smudges here and there and some dried up dirt near the entrance. My hands were itching to clean.
Agnes closed the door to the garden behind her. Thanks for your help. Follow me to your new flat. It’s small but has everything you need. The space upstairs is divided into two flats with separate entrances to both. You won’t see your neighbour much, except for in the pub. Or if you decide to take yoga. Pavani has her own yoga studio.
She glanced back over her shoulder. She’s in her eighties, but she can fold herself up like an origami bird.
I smiled at that image as we headed up the stairs. The steps had recently been hoovered and it seemed that Agnes had done her best to make things nice in order for my arrival. That gave me a good feeling, at least. Then again, I would probably clean everything from top to bottom as soon as she left me to settle in.
Transforming something from dirty to clean gave me a great sense of accomplishment. I didn’t have control over a lot of things, but at least I could control that.
There was a small landing where we stopped so Agnes could unlock the door. Attached to the key was a key chain of a black sheep.
I grinned.
We stepped into a small square hallway where I left my suitcase and backpack. The living room was cute. There was a yellow sofa with one blue cushion, as well as a nicely sized TV. A fireplace was placed in the corner with an armchair and poof. The kitchen was behind the living room, separated by a half wall so I could see right into the kitchen. I liked that.
There were large windows with flowery curtains. My view wasn’t that great since I faced a building similar to this one. It had the same large windows but I couldn’t see through them due to the blinds.
Agnes showed me to the final room: the bedroom with adjoining bathroom. There was also a walk-in closet. The space in this flat was used well, so it was more than enough for one person. Besides, I was used to small living spaces. I had always lived in tiny flats. This, however, was a nice size.
My bedroom had a French balcony, and I opened the doors. The flat opposite me also had a French balcony right across from mine. They probably mirrored the lay-out of this place. I looked down into the narrow alley that separated us.
Harry runs the bookshop next door and also rents out the place above it. When I came up with the idea of turning the upstairs place into flats, he showed me his. Since my building is bigger than his I was able to change the first floor into two flats, whereas he only has the one. His flat is still pretty much similar in lay-out. Though mine are way more stylish,
she said with a wink.
I looked around the room with the colourful splashes and quality furniture. I don’t doubt that for a second.
She beamed. I’m glad you like it. I did my best to make it nice.
I can tell,
I said. And where are you staying?
I couldn’t imagine her living far from her pub. Or Betty.
I live in the basement. I’ll show it to you whenever you want.
Well, thank you. I appreciate your help.
You’re welcome. You said you were staying for a few months, right?
Yes. Just to see if I can get enough work here as a maid.
You said that, yes. You’re good at cleaning, huh? That’s good to know. You might be able to hand out some good tips.
Before I could respond, she said: Where are you from?
I’ve moved around. I’ve pretty much been all over England. Mostly cities.
It made it easier to steal and con.
Why move around so much?
My mother’s job,
I said.
Oh, what did she do?
I gave her a smile. If you don’t mind, I’m tired and I have lots of things to do in order to get settled.
She nodded. Okay. Thanks for braving Betty with me, and let me know when you want a tour of the pub.
She placed a hand on my shoulder. This place is like a warm blanket. You’ll enjoy it here.
I narrowed my eyes at her. Why tell me that? Perhaps I wasn’t as good as I thought about hiding the sadness I carried around with me. I touched the ring on my right hand.
It had belonged to my mother’s mother. No matter how bad things became, my mum would never sell that ring. Even if it was worth over five thousand pounds.
She gave it to me the last time I saw her.
I sighed and realised Agnes was still there. Thanks,
I said, hoping the pain wasn’t too visible.
She squeezed my shoulder and then left. I waited until I heard the door close.
I walked around the flat. This would be my life for the next few months. I’d be fine as long as I stayed focussed. I had a goal, a mission. And I had to succeed.
My small suitcase contained very few personal effects. I simply didn’t have many. We had moved around too much for me to have collected anything. I had an e-reader because physical copies of books just weren’t practical, I had my phone on which I stored pictures and played music, which left my cleaning supplies and clothes. That was pretty much it. The ring was the only sentimental thing I had.
I used a self-made all-purpose cleaner to wipe all the surfaces and then hoovered the floor with the hoover I found in a closet next to the kitchen. I then sprinkled baking soda on the sofa and let it sit for half an hour before hoovering it.
Next, I cleaned the bathroom with my spray filled with vinegar, baking soda, and dish soap. I also cleaned the toilet and sink and then took a shower. The next thing on my to-do list was my first cleaning session at my first client’s house. So far, she was also my only client, but hopefully that would soon change.
I still had an hour, so I might as well check out the pub and maybe wander around a bit.
Agnes was in her kitchen. I wasn’t sure what she was making, but it smelt like vanilla now.
Hey,
I said.
Oh, there you are. I’ve been making something for you. It’s a flan. My special recipe. It always cheers people right up. I’ve just finished.
I figured I wouldn’t ask her why she thought I needed cheering up. I really needed to work on my poker face. My mother always taught me that it didn’t matter what my personal feelings were, I had to hide them behind a mask and show people what they wanted to see. It depended on the con what that was. Right now, I was supposed to be a quiet cleaning lady. There would be no more slips.
Agnes handed me a plate with flan and blueberries on the side. I jiggled it and smiled to myself.
I do that too,
Agnes said. It’s my favourite part of eating the flan.
I took a bite and closed my eyes. A moan escaped and I looked up at Agnes. This is amazing,
I said.
She blushed. Sit.
She directed me to the breakfast table which no longer contained a pile of her clothes. She returned to the kitchen counter and put the lid on a container.
I’m going to bring this to the woman I told you about. You just make yourself at home. Feel free to check out the pub. Just enter through the double doors opposite the side entrance. I’ll probably be back in an hour.
I mumbled something incomprehensible as my mouth was stuffed but she was already on her way.
The flan really was delicious. It didn’t take me long to finish. I put the plate and spoon in the dishwasher and found the door to the pub.
It was a cosy space with brick walls, a wooden floor and plenty of booths and tables. There was a fireplace and a big bar. I walked around it to see plenty of space in the back as well. It led to double doors and there were more tables outside.
This place would be plenty popular during business hours, I imagined.
I ventured through a door at the side of the bar and entered the kitchen. To my amazement, it was spotless. Clearly, all her love and attention were poured into this area of the building.
My mother had been a bad cook. We mostly ordered take-out or had cereal or pancakes for dinner. She would pretend it was some great rebellious thing, to have a breakfast dinner, which worked when I was seven but got old pretty quickly.
What was that sound?
Water?
I returned to the front of the pub and spotted one of the beer taps gushing beer all over the bar. I dashed behind it and grabbed the tap, pushing it back. It jammed on something, and I had to use sheer force before it finally shut off. There was beer everywhere. Ugh.
I turned to grab a tea towel and slipped on the floor, falling flat on my back with a thud.
Pain spread through my back and I winced, but at least my head was okay. I sighed and rested my head on the floor. I definitely needed another shower.
Betty’s face came into view and she let out a Baaa—
as if to laugh at me.
Sadist,
I said to her.
Chapter Two
The New Client
I ADJUSTED THE LIGHT blue dress and tugged on the white apron. Sure, I had gone a bit overboard since it wasn’t the 1950s, but I figured someone who had statues of lions and a fountain with a large mermaid in the front garden would only like it.
I resembled a maid, and for all intents and purposes, I was one. I liked cleaning, so I didn’t mind. The added bonus, of course, was that I had complete access to every nook and cranny of this Georgian estate. Not that I’d be stealing anything. If all went well, I’d be seeing a lot more of these places.
It was only a matter of time before I reached my intended target.
I pressed my index finger on the golden doorbell and took one steady breath. My auburn hair was tied up in a bun, and I touched it one more time. I don’t know why I kept on doing that; it’s not like it was going to fall off. In my other hand I had a cleaning caddy with my essential cleaning supplies.
The door opened and a woman with a gorgeous hour-glass figure opened the door. She had to be wearing a corset. I subconsciously sucked in my tummy and plastered a smile on my face.
The woman had medium-length platinum blonde hair and had speckled on lots of makeup. She wore a purple dress and was touching her golden necklace with a diamond.
The diamond was about two point sixty-five carat if I had to guess. The tiny diamonds surrounding the larger one were zero point fifteen carat at the most.
Her left ring finger sported a sapphire and diamond ring with a gold band. She lowered it as she looked me up and down, taking away my chance of a good look. Still, the diamond was probably one carat. Not bad at all, especially for an engagement ring. If only a rich bloke loved me like that.
Clara McIntyre?
she asked in a sweet and low voice.
Indeed I am.
I didn’t like shaking people’s hands, but still I stuck out my hand. Nice to meet you, Ms Pearbottom.
She wrinkled her nose at that. Not for long, dear. And I don’t shake hands because of germs.
Oh, gotcha.
At least that was one thing we had in common. Probably the only thing.
I told you on the phone that I have one other maid. She should be here, but she’s late.
She stepped out of the way to let me in. When I did, she leaned in closer, forcing me to look into her cold, blue eyes.
"I don’t like when people are late. I hope you won’t see it as a