Chicken Soup for the Soul: My Clever, Curious, Caring Cat: 101 Tales of Feline Friendship
By Amy Newmark
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How do cats do it? They’re surprisingly clever, ever curious, and so caring about their human staff members. When we rescue them, they rescue us back. They brighten our days, act as our therapists, and become our best friends—without saying a word.
You’ll find yourself laughing a lot, tearing up at times, and nodding your head in recognition as you read these tales about the magical experience of sharing life with a cat. From hilarious to heroic, mischievous to miraculous, and everything in between, you’ll enjoy a wide variety of entertaining stories in these chapters called:
• My Very Good, Very Bad Cat
• Life Lessons from the Cat
• Cat-astrophes
• Miracles Happen
• Cat Sense
• Four-Legged Therapists
• Who’s in Charge Here?
• We Are Family
• I Knead You
And your purchase of this book will help support the important work of American Humane, creating a better life for cats everywhere.
Chicken Soup for the Soul books are 100% made in the USA and each book includes stories from as diverse a group of writers as possible. Chicken Soup for the Soul solicits and publishes stories from the LGBTQ community and from people of all ethnicities, nationalities, and religions.
Amy Newmark
Amy Newmark is Publisher and Editor-in-Chief of Chicken Soup for the Soul.
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Chicken Soup for the Soul - Amy Newmark
Who’s in Charge Here?
The Cat That Saved Dogs
Cats will outsmart dogs every time.
~John Grogan
The Pit Bull lunged at Molly, and my hand fluttered to my chest. What if the dog hurt her? The little twelve-year-old cat was a final link to my sister who’d passed away years earlier.
Like my sister, Molly was petite and independent, taking in stride whatever life threw at her. But even a sassy feline was no match for the snarling brute standing before her. Or so I thought. Turns out, I was wrong.
While Brandi, my neighbor, fumbled for a leash to pull the dog away, Molly refused to budge. She didn’t run or arch her back in fear as some cats do. She stood her ground, her cool green eyes unwavering.
The dog’s growl became a whimper, and his brow furrowed in bewilderment at this fearsome feline.
I heaved a sigh of relief. If anything had happened to her, I would’ve been heartbroken. A dozen years earlier, Nancy had selected the gray-and-white kitten for me from a litter born on the farm where she and my brother-in-law lived.
What should I name her?
I’d asked.
Why not Molly?
she suggested. So, Molly it was.
Over the years, the little cat grew dearer to me. Like my sister, the cat was surprisingly tough. Before cancer took its toll on my sister, she taught school for many years. Though barely five feet tall, she could control a classroom with one glance from her clear blue eyes.
My thoughts returned to the present as Brandi gasped in admiration. That Molly is something. I’m going to use her to train all our rescue dogs. They’re more adoptable if they’re cat-friendly.
Brandi led a rescue group that saved dogs from our local shelter and placed them in homes where foster families socialized the animals until they were adopted into forever homes.
Soon, every dog Brandi rescued encountered a stare-down from Molly. After the trainees
left, the unflappable cat would twitch her tail and sashay about her business.
In time, my husband and I also fostered dozens of dogs, and every pooch learned to get along with cats before heading to their adopters’ homes.
On the rescue group’s website, all the pups that stayed in our home, as well as those Brandi fostered, earned the cat-friendly
badge next to their names. Prospective adopters were often skeptical, so I’d use my phone to make videos of the pooches lying quietly as Molly strutted past. Sometimes, she even snuggled next to them in their beds.
Brandi has since moved, and we don’t keep many pups these days. But during the time we were actively fostering, Molly trained
about forty canines, helping them make the transition from unmannered shelter dogs to gentle pets bound for loving homes.
Some adopters update us regularly, sending pictures of canines we cared for, living the good life in their new homes. The photos often include cats lounging nearby, and they make me smile. Many dogs were tiny puppies while in our care. They have many years ahead to experience the love of families who were willing to take in a rescue as long as the newcomer could get along with cats already in the household. A few were elderly dogs in need of homes to live out their final years, and being cat-friendly increased their adoptability. Either way, my brave kitty had a hand, or paw, in all those happy endings.
At fourteen, Molly is still going strong and continues to be a daily reminder of my courageous sister, who could face down a room full of unruly kids or the specter of cancer, just as the cat she named doesn’t back down from anything.
— Beth Gooch —
Cat on a Mission
People that don’t like cats haven’t met the right one yet.
~Deborah A. Edwards
In 1995, I was twenty-two and working as a 911 dispatcher. Late one evening, one of the county paramedics came in carrying a young gray-and-white cat. He was trying to find a home for him because his family was relocating to an apartment that didn’t allow pets. Still grieving the loss of my beloved cat Rudy about a year before, I wanted to adopt a new kitty, but my father was dead set against it. Since I still lived with my parents, I respected his decision, but on this particular night I simply could not resist the longhaired ball of fur that came into the office looking for a new home. I knew Dad would be angry, but I also knew he secretly liked cats and felt certain that I could convince him to let me keep him.
Well, I was wrong! When I came trudging in with the cat later that evening, Dad was furious. Before I knew it, we were engaged in one of the worst arguments I can ever recall. Dad was a kind and loving man, but he could rattle the rafters when anger got the best of him. Bringing home another wayward cat that night rubbed him the wrong way. We shouted back and forth for at least a half-hour before he finally caved in with the stipulation that I would be solely responsible for his feeding, cleaning, and vet bills. He wanted nothing to do with him. I agreed but still proceeded to stomp and pout down the hall to my bedroom like a child, fuming, mumbling, and carrying the cat in my arms.
As I lay in bed, still huffing, puffing, and sniffling while petting him, I decided to name him Simon. Before long, I found myself talking to him because, well, I had no one else to talk to. As I gently stroked his ears and listened to him purr, I told him that we would have to find a way to make Dad warm up to him.
You know,
I said. You’re going to have to go out there and butter him up if you want to stay.
In the past, my dad had always protested first about the many strays or homeless cats my sister and I brought home, but he had also been the first to get attached to them. This time, however, I wasn’t sure this would be the case. After a while, I headed back to the living room, with Simon right behind me. What happened next is almost impossible to believe. If both my mother and I hadn’t witnessed it, I’m not even sure we would believe it!
Simon ran down the hall, passing me altogether, and headed straight for Dad, who was relaxing in his recliner watching television. He leapt right onto his lap, only to have Dad shove him off. He stood there for a moment, switching his tail back and forth, and then leapt right up again. Again, Dad shoved him off, his eyes rolling. Simon immediately jumped onto his lap a third time, only to be shoved off again, this time with a lengthy stream of curse words. With that, Simon went around to the side of the chair, stood on his back legs and, placing his front paws on the arm of it, just stared at Dad for a moment.
Go on, GET!
Dad growled as he shooed him away. At this, Simon went around to the back of the chair and jumped up onto Dad’s shoulders. This time, Dad just pretended to ignore him, hoping he would take the hint and leave him alone. Simon, however, seemed dead set on endearing himself to Dad, so he persisted. Mom and I just sat there watching in disbelief as the cat proceeded to climb up and park himself right on top of Dad’s head! To this day, I still chuckle at the memory of him sitting up there. Dad’s eyes rolled upward, and he scowled as he looked up at Simon, who had stretched his head downward and begun nudging him with his cold nose.
You’re not gonna leave me alone, are you?
Dad asked, as Simon continued to sit patiently on top of his noggin. Finally, with a submissive sigh, Dad announced, Fine, you can stay!
With that, Simon hopped down and headed straight for my lap, where he curled up comfortably and purred loudly, almost as if to say, Mission accomplished!
From that day on, Dad and Simon were the best of friends. Even after I got married two years later and moved out of state, their bond never wavered. Anytime Mom and Dad came to visit, Simon would make a beeline for Dad’s lap. To say that Simon had successfully buttered up Dad would be a massive understatement. I think Dad became more attached to Simon than he had to any other cat we had adopted. By the time he reached adulthood, Simon had grown into a beautiful cat who clearly bore the characteristics of a Maine Coon breed with his pointed features, luxurious fur, and very large frame. I have a picture of Dad sitting in our blue recliner with Simon on his lap, which he practically covered altogether.
Dad passed away in 2000, and Simon died four years later. I like to think of them as being together in heaven, with Dad relaxing in a recliner and Simon curled up on his lap (or perhaps on his head), just like always.
— Linda Yencha Nichols —
Pookie
Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life.
~James Cromwell
I found him on my doorstep one day in late summer, nearly eight years ago. He regarded me fearfully as I walked up the garden path toward him. As I drew closer, he crouched with muscles taut, ready to take flight. I stopped and waited for him to make his next move. I talked to him in what I hoped were soothing tones, but as soon as I started to move toward him again, he sprang up and vanished into the bushes surrounding the front of the house.
The following day, the little cat was there again, lying on the doorstep, but still with the don’t-come-near-me look on his face. This time, however, instead of a hurried flight into the bushes, he got up slowly, stretched, and walked around the side of the house in quite a dignified manner. I decided to leave a saucer of milk on the doorstep in case he was hungry and let him go his own way. After all, I thought, he might live in the neighborhood and just be paying me a visit. The next day, the saucer was empty.
Over the next few days, he spent more and more time hanging around the house until it became obvious that he was a stray. The saucer of milk was replaced by a bowl of cat food, and he became a regular visitor, morning and evening. Although he looked fully grown, probably about a year old, he was small and very pretty. He had long gray fur, and all four feet were tipped with white. As far as I could see, his eyes were a smoky blue, but I could never get close enough to tell. When it became clear that he intended to stay, I named him Pookie — short for Pussy Cat, the name my mother had affectionately given to all our cats. In spite of repeated attempts to befriend him, he never came close enough for me to touch.
I love cats, as I do all animals. They were always part of my childhood. I would gladly have given Pookie a permanent home, but unfortunately that wasn’t possible. We had four rescue dogs, one of whom was a dedicated cat-hater who would have happily killed any feline she could catch. So, I put Cat Found
notices up in the neighborhood and a short piece in the local newspaper, all to no avail. Taking him to the crowded Humane Society, where I was sure he would be euthanized, was out of the question. So, I resigned myself to coping with an outdoor cat.
Autumn came and went. The weather turned to snow and ice, and Pookie was as aloof and evasive as ever, running from me if I got too close but always present at mealtimes. One day, I opened the front door to retrieve the morning paper and was shocked to see a little bundle of gray fur lying motionless on the walk. At first, as I bent to touch him, I thought that Pookie was dead. Then a faint cry, barely audible, reassured me that he was still alive, although badly injured. I hurried into the house and locked up all the dogs. Then I returned to carry his frozen little body into the kitchen. I saw congealed blood on his head and neck, and fresh blood oozed from his mouth. I wrapped him in a warm blanket and sponged the blood off his face and body, realizing for the first time how thin he was despite several weeks of nourishing food. As soon as my vet’s office was open, I rushed him there immediately.
As the vet sutured Pookie’s wounds and administered antibiotics, he said this looked like a typical cat fight where a large male had beaten up a weaker cat that he found in his territory. He said he would keep Pookie overnight, and if he was doing well, he would send him home with me in the morning.
All I could offer Pookie in the way of shelter during his recovery was a glassed-in, unheated porch where everything was liable to freeze in winter. So, before he came home, I found a sturdy box that I wrapped securely in a blanket with only a small covered opening at the front. Another woolly blanket lay on a heating pad inside and made a warm nest for him.
He tolerated treatment of his wounds, lustily ate the food I brought him, and used a litter box when he was strong enough to walk. But, to my surprise and disappointment, he remained aloof, never showing any particular pleasure when I petted him. I found this very strange. I couldn’t remember a time when I hadn’t been able to win the affection and trust of an animal. Even pet rats from childhood had bonded closer to me than this little cat.
While he was recovering, I managed to find a no-kill cat shelter about thirty miles from my home. When I contacted them, the owners said they were willing to have my erstwhile stray join their happy cats.
So, when Pookie was fully recovered, a nice lady appeared with a portable cage, and he was borne away without giving me a second glance.
I often wondered what happened to my little protégé, and one day I called the shelter and asked if he had settled in and was happy. I was surprised to hear that he had been adopted a few weeks after he arrived at the shelter. If I was really interested, someone could call the adoptees and check on him.
Apparently, an elderly couple had chosen Pookie because he reminded them of a beloved cat they’d had previously, who had died of old age. Then I had another surprise. The three of them had bonded instantly, and Pookie was a cherished member of the family who loved to sit on their laps and sleep on their bed at night. I could hardly believe what I was hearing!
A trifle ruefully, I thought of the times I had held Pookie in my arms as he recovered from his wounds, stroking him tenderly as he lay inert on my lap. Never once was there the remotest rumble of acceptance, that deep purring sound like the idling of an old automobile or any rhythmic pummeling of contented little paws on my knees. Though I had hoped to win his affection, I didn’t. But caring and doing the right thing were reward enough.
— Monica Agnew Kinnaman —
Mother Kitten
The smart cat doesn’t let on that he is.
~H.G. Frommer
The kitten came to live with us uninvited. She was born to a very wild and precocious feline that roamed the neighborhood’s back yards. Not being a cat person, my self-appointed role was to capture her and hand her over to the vet.
With some concern, our family seemed to accept the fact that this kitten might continue her mother’s reproductive cycle. Occasionally, I spoke soft, affectionate words to this adorable fur ball as she ran and jumped the fence to escape from me.
Then, after a three-day weekend trip away from home, we walked into the living room and found the untamable kitten at the glass patio door. She peeked in while gently holding a newborn in her mouth.
Completely perplexed, I slid aside the heavy door as she pranced in and dropped the tiny thing at my feet. Then a second and third kitten were left for us. My husband Carl and I looked at each other and wondered why this uncatchable animal was willing to suddenly trust humans with her precious young.
We found a cardboard box, lined it with an old towel, set it right inside the glass door, and put the three newborns in their new abode. From that day on, our new cat was called Mother Kitten because we had no idea that she was old enough to become a mother.
While we were willing to welcome her into the Cordell household, she preferred the outdoors. Fortunately, Mother Kitten did prove to be excellent at her new responsibilities. They required her to set aside all her fear of people. It was amazing to have a somewhat wild animal choose to trust us.
In the beginning, there were boundaries between our three children and the huggable kittens. The children were not allowed to touch the cute visitors for a while as we attempted to honor the need for this mother to face her fear.
We found it to be so cool when Mother Kitten would come to the back door and stare through it until someone let her in. She would step into the small cardboard enclosure with her kittens, lie down, and nurse her young while she cleaned them. It seems she had an exceptional body clock that told her when to attend to them.
After about a week, I began to touch the kittens sparingly, hoping it would not stop their mother from caring for them. They flourished and grew into completely tame animals. After a while, Mother Kitten allowed me to touch her cautiously, but it was still months before I could pet her, even though she had allowed all of us to handle the kittens. Eventually, we were able to get her into a carrier and take to the vet for neutering.
My husband worked the 6:00 P.M. and 10:00 P.M. newscasts at the local NBC-TV affiliate. Carl came home between 11:00 P.M. and midnight. One evening, when he arrived, he found the sliding glass door unlocked and slightly open. In the morning, with an ounce of gentle frustration, he confronted me, suggesting that it was irresponsible for me to leave the back door unlocked and open.
I did not hesitate to correct him and informed him that I didn’t leave the door unlocked or open. Carl shared that it was not the first time it had happened, and he was concerned for our safety. While I acknowledged his concern, I curtly informed him that I did not like being falsely accused.
He asked, Well, then, if not you, who left the door open?
I sarcastically responded, It must have been Mother Kitten.
Carl tried to hold back his laughter, but it bubbled out as he dropped the issue.
The next evening, Carl was at the kitchen counter when Mother Kitten executed her surprising nightly escape. She clawed her way up the heavy, light-blocking curtains, planted her chin on the lock, and forced it down to the unlocked position. Then she maneuvered her nose-pushing to create a small space between the wall and the door handle. Finally, Mother Kitten dropped to the floor and forced her eight-pound body through. We could sense her bravado, her Ha, don’t cage me in
attitude.
By the way, she never learned to close the door behind herself. And there was never another false accusation directed at me about that patio door.
— Toni Cordell —
Cat Versus Dog
Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own.
~John Dingman
The red cat sat just beyond the electric fence bordering our yard every day, close enough to tantalize but far enough to torment with no fear of reprisal. When she got bored with our dog’s barking and racing back and forth, she sauntered off, her tail flicking in victory.
Every night, she slunk through our front garden, leaving her scent on stones and flowers so he would know she’d invaded his turf. Every morning, he would investigate the trail of his worst nightmare: the cat that would not obey. He would then lounge in the sunshine, establishing rightful ownership of his domain.
Several times a month, the red cat would hunt for mice and chipmunks in the stone walls surrounding our property. Our dog would race to battle his nemesis, barking in fury at her invasion. The red cat would leap lightly to the top of the wall and gaze down at him while he seethed.
On a day that will never be forgotten by anyone, our electric fence was turned off by accident. When the cat sashayed in front of the dog, he chased her. He dashed over the usual boundaries and kept going. She fled for the safety of our garage, and he followed her inside. Panicked, she raced out of the garage and into the back yard with our dog right on her heels.
Our neighbor swept our dog up in his arms, laughing until tears ran down his face. No one and nothing had ever bested that cat until then. Our dog savored his triumph over the cat. For several weeks, the red cat left our dog in peace, but then she resumed her campaign of terror.
The week after our dog died, the cat changed up her daily torment regimen. She sat in the front garden for a while. When no dog appeared for the routine chase, she performed a luxuriant, thorough grooming. She paused now and then to stare at the window from which he used to watch the world.
For weeks, the red cat haunted our front garden and the stone wall — her reliable places to incite mayhem. Eventually, her visits dwindled to occasional jaunts to chase her prey and glance at the window.
One day, when I was yanking invasive ivy off the stone wall, I felt something watching me. I turned to find the cat gazing at me from a safe distance. I said hello to her and went back to work. The next time I turned around, she had crossed the property line and sat closer to me.
These days, the red cat sleeps under our Jeep when the day is cold and the car is still warm from running errands. She hunkers under the pines and basks on the sun-warmed pavers in front of our house.
On Thanksgiving, I was writing at my desk when I felt eyes on me. The red cat was sitting motionless at the top of the steps; her gaze felt like an invitation to come out and say hello.
If he could see her now, my dog would go out of his mind.
Me?
I go out to greet my friend.
— Louise M. Foerster —
Top Cat
The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax murderer.
~Paula Poundstone
My orange Somali cat, Milo, takes his job as top cat
seriously. Sometimes, he scouts out the back room, the one we rarely use. Sometimes, he watches for prehistoric creatures that happen to stalk past our windows. Other times, he just naps or spends his time hassling his feline housemate, Sharry (rhymes with starry). Regardless of what the days bring, Milo never seems to find life boring.
Yesterday, I watched as he meandered past the bathroom. Suddenly, his hair bristled, and he stopped in his tracks. An unknown, strange-looking object lay right in front of the bathtub! Milo immediately assumed a predator’s stance, his furry feet moving back and forth like tiny pistons as though he’d attack that strange thing
at any moment.
Slowly, Milo crept toward the potential enemy and almost scratched a hole in the floor trying to make himself look smaller. The enemy didn’t move — ha! It was probably frozen with fear!
Milo might have thought he was invisible as he crouched to watch the bushy object, but in our small bathroom he stood out like Big Bird hiding in a flock of sparrows!
Top Cat crept closer, but the object didn’t move a hair. Was it watching him, too? The Somali’s ears pitched forward and back, forward and back. He listened for