If I Should Wake Before I Die: The Complete Horror Short Fiction
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Beginning with a last-man-on-Earth tale that ends with a surprising twist and finishing with a seductive ghost story, If I Should Wake Before I Die collects the complete horror short fiction of author Eric B. Olsen into one volume. Written between 1986 and 1992, these stories reflect the inspiration of major horror writers of the time, like Stephen King and Peter Straub, as well as the EC horror comics of the 1950s. Each of the primary stories is prefaced by a second-person short-short story that sets the scene for the spine tingling tales that follow. While the settings and characters begin in the normal world of everyday life, before long that world transforms into something terrifyingly abnormal. From post-apocalyptic science fiction to karmic retribution, the supernatural manipulation of existence to self-induced psychosis, Olsens vision is a unique one that combines realism with an edge of humor to create a collection that is as thought provoking as it is frightening. In addition to the fifteen stories from the original collection, this edition contains two additional stories as well as his two horror novellas Blood Feast and Bride of Blood Feast. The horror stories of Eric B. Olsen pull back the curtain of ordinary life and allow the reader to catch a glimpse of a frighteningly alternate reality.
Eric B. Olsen
Eric B. Olsen is the author of six works of fiction in three different genres. He has written a medical thriller entitled Death’s Head, as well as the horror novel Dark Imaginings. He is also the author of three mystery novels, Proximal to Murder and Death in the Dentist’s Chair featuring amateur sleuth Steve Raymond, D.D.S., and The Seattle Changes featuring private detective Ray Neslowe. In addition, he is the author of If I Should Wake Before I Die, a collection of short horror fiction. Today Mr. Olsen writes primarily non-fiction, including The Death of Education, an exposé of the public school system in America, The Films of Jon Garcia: 2009-2013, an analysis of the work of the acclaimed Portland independent filmmaker, and a collection of essays entitled The Intellectual American. His most recent book is Ethan Frome: Analysis in Context, a contextual close reading of Edith Wharton’s classic novel. Mr. Olsen lives in the Pacific Northwest with his wife. Please visit the author’s web site at https://sites.google.com/site/ericbolsenauthor/home or contact by email at [email protected].
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If I Should Wake Before I Die - Eric B. Olsen
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Contents
Introduction
If I Should Wake Before I Die
The Wrong Side of the Bed
The Void
It’s Only Skin Deep
The Trenches
Old Soldiers Never Die
The Diver
The Wombanizer
The Vagrant
What Goes Around Comes Around
The Chair
Bugged
The Hostage
Is It Live, or Is It Memorex?
The Funeral
One More for the Road
Other Stories
The Night Before
Special Delivery
Blood Feast
A Horror Novella
Bride Of Blood Feast
A Horror Novella
For Pat
rick
Introduction
If I Should Wake Before I Die is the first of a series of unpublished manuscripts that I have had stored in a box in the garage for twenty years. Prior to the advent of on-demand printing of books, self-publishing was indeed a pursuit that deserved the name vanity publishing
as it was extremely expensive, publishers kept the author’s rights to their book, and usually left the author with only a one-time run of several hundred books that usually wound up … in a box in the garage. While there is certainly a degree of vanity that goes into much of the self-publishing world today, especially in the e-book market, these particular manuscripts have been looked at by numerous editors and agents and received a lot of positive criticism. Most blamed their inability to publish these works on the vagaries of the publishing world at the time rather than any inherent flaw in my writing, though I suspect some of them were being kind. Still, all of these works have been seen by a number of editors and read through rather than rejected out of hand, which makes me feel justified in bringing them to print, both physically and electronically, for the purpose they were always intended for: to be read by an audience.
The stories in this book are the first writings that I ever attempted. They are not quite juvenilia—as I was already in my late twenties—but certainly lack the depth and confidence that I would exhibit in my later writing. Nevertheless, they do contain a young writer’s excitement at learning a new craft, and the verve that goes along with it, trying out ideas and modes that might be dismissed out of hand by a more seasoned author. My original intent was to go through and revise them for publication in book form, but as I began to read through them I realized that they are a product of their time and would somehow be diminished in being retooled too much. My wife at the time helped me edit all of the stories, and I owe her a tremendous debt of gratitude. She was a wonderful editor and proofreader, and a lot of her punctuation choices are quite unique, things I would never think to do even today and so those remain as well. I fixed obvious errors and places where the text was confusing, but for the most part the writing remains intact, essentially as I first imagined it.
All of the stories, with the exception of the two novellas at the end of the book, were written between 1986 and 1992. They are horror stories of the simplest kind, usually dealing with some form of karmic revenge on an unlikable protagonist. My primary literary inspiration at that time was Stephen King, and while I never set out to emulate him in content or style, I certainly felt his powerful influence exerted on me as I attempted to write my own tales of the macabre. The other major influence on this book was, interestingly, Ernest Hemingway. As I was putting this collection together, back around 1990 or so, I had been reading Hemingway’s first set of short stories, In Our Time. Each of his stories in that collection was preceded by a short vignette, not really a story in itself, and not even obviously connected to the story that followed it, but it was something that left an impression on me in terms of the book as a whole.
It was only later that I had the idea to write a something in second person, as a lark, and that’s how the story The Funeral
came about. I sent it out to a small California horror magazine in 1991, and to my complete surprise they bought it and published it. I already had eight other horror stories that I had written and submitted to magazines small and large, one of which had been picked up for publication, and so I decided to write seven other second-person stories and put the whole collection together in the manner of Hemingway’s first book. That’s how If I Should Wake Before I Die came about. I thought it was a great title for a book of horror stories and for the last twenty-five years I’ve been waiting for someone else to use it, but it hasn’t happened yet.
All of the second-person stories deal with isolation in one form or another. This could be the complete isolation of something like outer space, or the social isolation that comes from being shunned by family, and while not strictly supernatural horror I felt they did mesh well with my other works. I also tried to relate each in some way to the story that follows it. The only story that doesn’t have an attendant second person short-short is the first, as I wanted the collection to begin with a complete story rather than just a vignette. In the meantime I had completed my first novel and by the time I embarked on a second I had really lost interest in the form itself. Two other stories followed and there was really no way to shoehorn them into this collection and so they have been left separate. The two horror novellas were written to meet the demands of a small press publisher who soon went out of business and left me with no real avenue to publish them and so they sat, unread, like the rest of these works, until now.
The first story I ever completed was One More for the Road
in the summer of 1987. I was naturally excited about my accomplishment and showed it to all of my friends, especially Patrick, and this encouraged me to pursue writing with the aim of becoming a published author. But that goal couldn’t have even been considered if not for a man named Jaime O’Neill. When I graduated from high school I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life. One thing I did know, however, was that I didn’t want a regular job. As a result, I attended community college and promptly flunked out in my second semester. Then I began playing music and my father was incredibly generous in allowing me to stay at home while I pursued this avocation for the next four years. After four years of playing music, however, I realized I did not have the temperament to pursue any artistic endeavor that involved a dependence on other people. So I decided to go back to school with goal of getting an actual degree. I was during my first semester back at a new community college, in English 101, that I had the privilege of being taught by Mr. Jaime O’Neill.
I had passed my high school English courses by copying the papers of other students and plagiarizing my essays, and so when I entered college I had absolutely no idea how to write. But Professor O’Neill loved everything I wrote for him. It was a revelation to say the least, and it made me think that perhaps writing was something I should explore in a serious way. Since those first papers I wrote were essentially non-fiction, that is what I thought I should pursue, and since horror films were one of my passions I though a history of the genre would be fun and profitable to write. At that time there were very few serious books on horror films and so I felt that I was working in an area that was fairly uncrowded. That kind of book, however, entailed a tremendous amount of research, and while that was going on very little writing was done.
The next significant event in my writing career was reading. I hadn’t really done much other than the required reading in college. But with the idea of the book on horror films I thought I should begin reading some of the original novels as part of my research. I began with Dracula, by Bram Stoker, but found it heavy going. I had barely begun when my friend Patrick saw me with the book in hand and said, Re-reading the classics?
When I confessed that I had never read a horror novel he quickly told me that Stoker was not the place to begin, and the next day he loaned me his copy of Ghost Story by Peter Straub. That was one of the two or three transformative moments in my life. I had never known this type of completely absorbing fiction before. Well-written, intricately plotted, and infinitely believable, Straub’s fiction quickly became a staple for me. Next I read Floating Dragon and If You Could See Me Now in quick succession, and I can remember being so enraptured with Julia that I brought it to school with me and continued to read it through my lectures.
I’m sure I read some Stephen King around this time—probably starting with The Talisman because Straub had co-written it—but his work wasn’t nearly as memorable for me in terms of my early reading in the genre. I also remember going on a road trip one weekend with a bunch of friends and seeing someone’s copy of Anne Rice’s Interview with the Vampire lying casually on the dashboard of the van. I picked it up and began reading, and for the next two days I was so completely absorbed that my friends began making fun of me, in a very good-natured way. One night we had to sleep in a grange hall where a bat was also in residence, and while he flew over our heads that night Patrick cracked me up by calling him Louis. It was around this time that I began flirting with the idea of writing my own horror stories, and the book on horror films sort of slipped into oblivion.
One of the things I had a lot of fun with in writing these stories was coming up with the titles. I was drawn to clichés and idioms that would convey the meaning of the story only after it was read. Of course most titles do that, but these particular titles gave nothing away and I enjoyed that particular challenge. In terms of the writing itself, it’s difficult to imagine being able to come up with stories like these today. I would certainly be using longer paragraphs of narration than I did back then. Still, I like the dialogue and the overall unpretentiousness of the writing. Even back then I believed in what I call transparent writing
where the writer’s style stays out of the way of the story and allows it to stand on its own without self-conscious artistry that draws attention to itself. A lot of the characters and ideas are derivative of the movies I was watching at the time and heavily influenced by much of the reading I was doing in the horror genre. But I’m not sure that this really detracts from their artistic merit considering the reader would have to be as familiar with those specific films as I was in order to spot the borrowing I did.
Another noticeable aspect of my writing then was a willingness to deal explicitly with sex. Following the injunction to write what you know, I felt that sex was as much a part of life as anything else and that to leave it out would be somehow cheating the reader out of a true experience. But I can also remember talking with a writer at the time that I respected greatly. He said that he didn’t generally care to read about other people having sex. I thought that was a rather silly idea then, but I was still in my early thirties. Twenty years later I tend to agree with him, and this is yet another way that these stories would be very different if I were to attempt them today. Nevertheless, some of the more graphic descriptions have been toned down or eliminated in order to keep the emphasis on the story itself. I also did a good bit of deliberation in reviewing the scenes in Blood Feast where my characters refer to Native Americans as Indians. Ultimately, the characters are operating in a less sensitive time period, and their comments were not meant for the general public, so I decided to leave it as is.
I continued to write after these stories were completed, but very little of it was short fiction. After writing a horror novel in 1993 I devoted myself to writing mystery novels. In 2004 I wrote two mystery short stories, one of which was published in Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine. Another mystery novel followed, but since 2009 I have devoted myself entirely to writing non-fiction, which is a bit ironic considering that this is the kind of writing I always imagined myself doing from the very beginning. Though my days of fiction writing are over, it is my hope that readers will get some measure of enjoyment from these works and that they will at last reach an audience, however small, who can discover in them the joy I had in creating them.
Eric B. Olsen
April 30, 2016
If I Should Wake
Before I Die
Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other.
Sir Francis Bacon
Essays, Of Death
I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks.
I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do believe in spooks.
Bert Lahr
The Wizard of Oz, 1939
The Wrong Side of the Bed
is the second short story I ever wrote and the first story I ever sold … though that didn’t actually result in its publication. I completed the story in 1988 and immediately sent it to Twilight Zone magazine, but they had already gone out of business by then. I didn’t get around to submitting it to another magazine until it went to Thin Ice in 1991. The editor, Kathleen Jurgens, liked the idea but not the ending. She asked me to do a revision and when I submitted it again she accepted it for either issue 18 or 19 … I can’t be more specific until closer to deadline.
That was in early 1992. But it was just my luck that issue number seventeen was the last one published before the magazine folded in 1995 and so my story never actually made it into print. I’m honestly not sure how I came up with the idea, though the last man on Earth trope is certainly not an original one. My idea was to make the story personal, dealing with the psychology of the protagonist in a way that the films I’d seen on the subject couldn’t really do. I don’t think I actually revised the ending, either. What I did was to add the last section of the story to the original ending and in the process created a much more satisfying version thanks to Ms. Jurgens. A couple of the character names are straight out of Universal’s The Wolf Man from 1941, specifically the last name of Talbot for the protagonist, and Gwen for his wife.
The Wrong Side of the Bed
I
The first thing Evan Talbot saw when he opened his eyes was his wife’s bra dropped precariously over the arm of the chair in their bedroom.
He smiled.
The rest of her clothes, as well as his, were strewn haphazardly across the floor.
He sighed.
Last night had been the most intense lovemaking of their marriage.
He smiled again.
It was Saturday morning and as he lay in bed reminiscing, Evan’s thoughts turned reluctantly to other matters. The grass needed cutting and he would have to borrow Doyle’s lawn mower. Then there was the inevitable garage cleaning. Good God, the drudgery of it all. But it was going to have to wait a few hours; the first thing on the agenda was the Sonics game on TV.
He was about to hop out of bed when he turned to his wife. Gwen was sleeping quietly with her back toward him, long brown hair gently feathered across the pillow that cradled her head. He leaned over and smelled the lingering scent of her shampoo and then patted her naked behind, but when his hand touched her skin he recoiled instantly as if from an accidental brush with a hot stove. Beads of sweat emerged on his forehead and his breath quickened as he inched his hand toward her a second time. She was cold. Jesus, everywhere he touched her was cold!
Evan flung the covers off and bolted out of bed like a frightened animal, nearly collapsing as his feet hit the floor, his body shaking uncontrollably. He reached out to brace himself against the wall, eventually traversing around to the other side of the bed, his eyes, unblinking, never leaving Gwen’s motionless body.
As Evan stood next to his wife in silence he used all of his powers of concentration, staring at the cataleptic form beneath the sheets in a vain attempt to detect movement, a breath, a twitch, anything that would tell him she was okay.
But there was nothing.
The sheet was hiding her face and he reached out a trembling hand to lift it away. His heart nearly stopped as he unveiled two glassy eyes, staring back at him from beneath the covers.
Evan slumped to the floor and wept, waves of grief building into seizures that gripped his body and shook it by the spine. His weeping soon turned to wailing as he took his dead wife in his arms and held her close, pressing her lifeless face to his, tears, mucus and saliva mingling against her cold cheek as he cried out in anguish.
Nothing could have prepared him for this. Both of his parents were still alive. Christ, all of his grandparents were still kicking. No one close to him had ever died, and now the one person he loved more than any other was gone.
Finally, he was able to pull himself away from her body, and he gently laid the sheet over her head and walked numbly downstairs. For a while he just sat, trying not to think, wishing it was all a dream and yet knowing it was true. Then he would get up and travel around the room, looking at and touching everything she had touched, seeing Gwen everywhere. For the next several hours Evan paced the front room of their modest suburban home, alternating between fits of rage and despair, crying all the while until his body collapsed on the couch in shock, numb from the inside out.
By the time he had recovered enough to think about telling someone what had happened it was nearly five o’clock. Something had to be done, so he pushed himself up and went to the door. He would go over to the Webers’. Doyle would know what to do. In the midst of his tragedy Evan was certain of only one thing: he did not want to face it alone.
He turned the knob and pushed but the door wouldn’t budge. At first he thought he must have forgotten the deadbolt, but no, it was open. He pushed a little harder and the door opened a crack. Something was blocking it from outside—something heavy.
He put his shoulder to the door this time and pushed with all his might, but suddenly his grief-stricken body began to quiver and they had to sit back down. After a couple of deep breaths he shook himself out of his stupor and viciously attacked the door. What he saw as he burst out of the house nearly made him relapse. Jones, the mailman, was lying in a heap on the front stoop.
Evan quickly placed his hand around the man’s throat to feel for a pulse, but he knew as soon as he touched the cold, clammy skin that Jones was dead. It was when he turned his head away, giving his brain time to make sense of what was happening, that he looked across the street and saw the rear end of a green station wagon sticking out of the Spencers’ kitchen.
Jesus Christ,
he muttered, and unconsciously he began to run across the street. He pounded on the Spencers’ door but there was no answer. And then he saw the dead bodies in the car. Evan was frantic as he raced back toward his house. In the middle of the street he veered off toward Doyle’s house. He needed help in a big way. There was no way in hell he could deal with this kind of shit on his own.
He was in a state of near frenzy as he approached his next-door neighbors’ house. He beat on the door with both fists until, dissolving into tears, he slumped to the ground. No one answered.
Minutes later—it could have been two or twenty—Evan had calmed down somewhat and he took a look around. Both of the Webers’ cars were in the driveway. Someone had to be home. He stood back up and rang the doorbell several times with no success and then, getting to his feet, he walked around to the front window. He peered in and could see Doyle asleep on the couch but just as he raised his hand to tap on the window he became paralyzed with fear.
Doyle wasn’t asleep. His eyes were wide open and they had that same glassy-eyed stare as Gwen’s.
No!
Evan screamed at the top of his lungs. He turned around and ran back to his own home now, not wanting to give his thoughts time to register. Evan was thirty-eight, and at two-twenty, a bit on the heavy side. He had never seemed to get around to exercising off his excess weight and wheezed terribly. But he kept pushing himself. He was out of control.
As he cut his way through Doyle’s lawn, wet grass stuck to his bare feet and for the first time he realized he was still in his bathrobe. On the way inside he caught his foot on foot on Jones’ mailbag and tumbled headlong into the house.
II
When Evan came to, his head was swimming and he felt nauseated. Before he could even move he began to retch, his stomach muscles burning with every contraction. After nearly passing out again he finally managed to stop, a glistening strand of drool stretching to the floor the only thing to show for his efforts.
A soft light diffused through the room. It was hard to tell if it was dawn or dusk. Maybe it had all been a dream, he thought, but as he sat up he could see the faint outline of Jones’ body through the still open door.
He looked at the clock. It was ten after five. It must be morning. Evan pushed his tired body up off the floor and sat on the back of the couch. His head was clear, and thoughts of yesterday began to filter into questions. What’s happening? Is everyone in the neighborhood dead?
He picked up the phone and dialed 911. Come on! Answer, damn it!
But no one did. He slammed the phone down in disgust and dragged out the phone book. He dialed the number for the police: no answer. He dialed the fire department: no answer. Ambulance: no answer. Evan could feel his chest tighten. No repeat performance of yesterday, he told himself.
He called his parents, his neighbors, friends, relatives: plenty of answering machines, but no people. He tried the operator, businesses, long distance: same thing. Then an inconceivable thought rolled around in his head for a moment before he dismissed it completely.
Is everyone dead?
Evan flipped on the TV. Black-and-white snow hissed back at him from every channel. Nothing on the radio either. Maybe the phone was out, too. There had to be some rational explanation for all of this. Nuclear war was his first thought but that didn’t jibe with the facts, namely, that he felt fine.
His gaze fell on the stairs and Evan looked up. He couldn’t go back to the bedroom. Fresh tears began to roll down his cheeks when a rumbling in his stomach made him realize that he hadn’t eaten since Friday night. And today must be … Sunday. I’ll just go rustle up some chow, he thought, and then drive down to the police station.
Scrambling up some eggs in the kitchen he thought that was probably what his brain had looked like yesterday. He allowed himself a smile. Then the inconceivable thought rolled back into his mind.
What the hell am I gonna do? What if I’m the only one alive?
While the eggs cooked he threw on some dirty clothes that were in the laundry room. Then he wolfed down his breakfast, grabbed the car keys, and headed outside.
Everything was the same as it had been yesterday evening. Everything was also very different. His senses had been practically nonexistent the day before but today the horrible reality was in clear focus. The sky was yellow and the air was tinged with fine smoke. It smelled like a mixture of burning rubber and wood. He could also hear the sound of sirens and alarms wailing in the distance. Undoubtedly fires had started, but no one had bothered to put them out. And though Evan had no idea what it was, he was certain that something terrible had happened.
He climbed slowly into his car and began to drive toward town. It was a holocaust. Hundreds of houses had virtually burned to the ground and he was very thankful that his neighborhood had escaped the flames. He winced as he passed the smoldering remains of a diner, several cars still idling in the parking lot, dead drivers hunched over the steering wheels. The freeway was littered with the charred wreckage of thousands of cars, most on the side of the road, but a few turned every which way in the middle. And as he drove through the city—bodies. Everywhere there were dead bodies.
Evan worked his way through town to the police station. He could hear ringing and buzzing from inside the building, but there was no movement outside at all. Empty police cruisers sat like stone gargoyles and Evan walked past them and inside. What he saw made him more confused than horrified. All of them were dead. Men in blue littered the building—the desk sergeant, the other officers, the prisoners in the cells: they were all dead.
He stumbled back to the door and tried to think of what to do next. Work—the office—maybe on familiar ground he would be able to think more clearly. Still somewhat stupefied, he hoisted himself back into his car and drove to work. The building was empty save for the night watchmen and the janitor, both quite dead of course. He couldn’t understand why no one else was here; the police station had been full. Then it dawned on him. All of this must have happened on Friday night. No one would be here, he thought, and almost laughed.
In the middle of town several buildings were still in flames, and the din of alarms that had been set off was almost deafening.
Next, Evans pulled into an all-night grocery store, forcing open the electric doors to get inside. Much of the downtown area seemed to have lost electricity. Evan walked through the aisles, looking for anyone still alive. He stepped over a few corpses in produce, and even thought he recognized a couple of people in the frozen-food section, but they were lying facedown in the frozen peas and he didn’t want to know that badly. Evan fought back another laugh.
He ripped open a bag of potato chips, grabbed a can of beer and was about to leave when the bank of cash registers caught his eye on the way out. This time he did laugh, releasing all the nervous frustration he had been building up all morning. His eyes