The Misadventures of Maestro Maximilian
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After many months of painstaking work, Zane Worth finally produces a near perfect hundred-dollar bill. To avoid having his phony money detected by a store or bank, he decides to buy pure uncut coke from Lesal Spurnell, a brutal mob assassin. Zane’s plan is to cut and peddle the cocaine and collect real cash to fulfil his dream of the highlife.
All hell breaks loose when Lesal discovers the money is bogus. The mobster tracts Zane in an attempt to capture him for his own devises. The pair traverses the globe on their cat and mouse chase, and both find themselves in many precarious yet laughable situations.
The Misadventures of Maestro Maximilian will constantly keep you guessing and drag you deep within the murky desires of criminal mind and dark side of the human heart.
Damien Michael Shindelman
Damien Michael Shindelman has been a professional oboist with The Phoenix Symphony for the past 34 years. He has used his varied and unique experiences within the orchestra to create captivating yet mind provoking tales. The Misadventures of Maestro Maximilian is a dark comedy that delves into mankind’s foulest impulses and hidden desires. The tale is loaded with bizarre twists and turns that will keep your mind wondering from page to page. Damien lives with his partner Michael in Phoenix Arizona along with two Great Danes named Captain Kirk and Locutus of Borg, and Lady Di, an elderly Boxer. Please check out his other titles, “Orchestra..5 Minutes,” From Gods Lips to The Devils Ear, and Waltz of The Psychotics. If you are looking for a book that will keep you on your toes; fully loaded with action, adventure, and intrigue, The Misadventures of Maestro Maximilian is sure to please.
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The Misadventures of Maestro Maximilian - Damien Michael Shindelman
© 2020 Damien Michael Shindelman. All rights reserved.
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Published by AuthorHouse 11/28/2020
ISBN: 978-1-6655-0891-9 (sc)
ISBN: 978-1-6655-0889-6 (hc)
ISBN: 978-1-6655-0890-2 (e)
Library of Congress Control Number: 2020923851
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CONTENTS
Foreword
Chapter 1 The Scam
Chapter 2 Lesal Spurnell
Chapter 3 Zane’s Awakening
Chapter 4 The Getaway
Chapter 5 From the Frying Pan, into the Fire
Chapter 6 Zane Sings the Prison Blues
Chapter 7 Mexico Madness
Chapter 8 Tombstone
Chapter 9 The Debut of Maestro Franco Maximilian
Chapter 10 Lesal’s Lament
Chapter 11 Insidious Schemes
Chapter 12 Lesal Spurnell’s Torment and Redemption
Chapter 13 The Maestro’s First Concert
Chapter 14 Rorig Enacts His Plan
Chapter 15 Nella and Errol Make Plans
Chapter 16 Lesal Spurnell’s Recuperation
Chapter 17 Franco Maximilian’s Career Blossoms
Chapter 18 The Concert of the Century
Chapter 19 A Super Star is Born
Chapter 20 Shootout at the OK Corral
Chapter 21 Kill the Wabbit!
Chapter 22 Cat and Mouse Games
Chapter 23 New Year’s Eve Finale
Chapter 24 Trouble at Twenty Thousand Feet
Chapter 25 Three Best Friends Reunite
Chapter 26 Bangkok Bust Out
Chapter 27 Axel Gilan
Chapter 28 Lesal’s Big Break
Chapter 29 Don Rafael Christo
Chapter 30 Havoc in Puerto Vallarta
Chapter 31 Lesal Spurnell’s Swan Song
Chapter 32 Topsy-Turvy
Chapter 33 The Resurrection of Maestro Maximilian
FOREWORD
I wrestled over the subject matter of this book for the past seven years.
This was my first attempt at dark comedy, and I labored to find a happy medium between what was funny in a satirical way, yet not glorifying outright blood and gore. Since the majority of characters in my tale are mobsters, counterfeiters, corrupt law enforcement officers, prison inmates, a few symphonic musicians, and one orchestra conductor, it was difficult to avoid some of the more sordid aspects of the people’s unusual lives and careers. As vengeful and violent as some of the characters tend to behave, I also tried to show their human side whenever possible.
The portrayals of violence in various scenes were used to define the characters lack of civility and twisted desires that most people will assume are part of the organized crime world. In no way was I trying to condone violence of any kind. I believe, if you can get dark comedy right, one should smirk at the absurdity of the characters and their woefully skewed lives. The intricate and devious methods they use to dispose of their enemies is simply icing on the cake.
The old adage, what goes around comes around,
is an important theme in my book. I am sure you will agree that it is an insightful maxim that we all have experienced throughout our lives. I truly hope you enjoy the ironic twists and woefully flawed characters I have portrayed.
Now grab my book and a glass of wine, then find a comfy reading spot.
Let the games begin!
Damien Michael Shindelman
CHAPTER 1
THE SCAM
47807.pngIT WAS WELL PAST 2AM, and Zane Worth was still working tirelessly at his color printer.
After months of refinement, the bogus bill looked remarkable, but the finicky counterfeiter was still not satisfied. The myriad of intricate details and complex hues were nearly perfect, but the background paper was not an exact match. Then, there was that exasperating coded strip embedded within the document. That irritating detail had been an almost insurmountable problem.
He took a moment to curse the US Treasury Department, and quickly returned to his work. Adding the different flecks of color on the paper from the real bill details on his computer screen, he copied the results along with the problematic black strip onto a blank bill. Encouraged by the results, he printed over the blank with the rest of the one-hundred-dollar scrolling. After scanning over the final result carefully, a shrewd smile broke out over his face.
The Ben Franklin looked first-rate, yet conspicuously unused. However, after a pass through the washing machine and some quick ironing, Zane was sure that the bills would fool most unsuspecting people. He saved the finished document on his computer hard drive and printed a thousand copies, changing the serial numbers after every ten bills. Once he had generated one-hundred-thousand dollars, he carefully trimmed the forgeries and let them cure under a black light.
Well aware that one had to be extremely careful when passing on counterfeit currency; Zane had formulated a scheme to remain safe from detection.
When spending bogus money, he knew that most people’s biggest mistake was greed.
Some impatient numbskulls used the phony cash to buy high-ticket items like cars or jewelry but were quickly caught by experienced shop owners who knew have the bills checked before the sale was finalized.
An even worse idea was to try and pass off the fraudulent cash at a casino. Even the most exhausted blackjack dealer could spot a fake Franklin in a nano second. Zane knew, once you were escorted to a back room and the casino goons had done their worst, they would then turn you into the Feds, extremely bruised and bloodied. Zane felt far too clever to make a boneheaded blunder like that.
Mr. Worth had decided to go into the pharmaceutical business. He had met with an underworld contact at the local strip bar and had placed an order for a hundred grands worth of pure, uncut cocaine.
His plan was simple. After purchasing the drugs with his phony notes, he would cut it, package it, and then sell the junk on the street. He figured he could quadruple his investment and have real cash to boot. He assumed that the high-quality fake bills would most likely go undeleted by the drug cartel runner and would quickly be laundered by shady foreign banks.
If his contact didn’t examine the loot with a fine-toothed comb, Zane figured he was sitting on easy street.
The night of the drug transaction, Zane carefully packed the ersatz bills into a suitcase. He placed real one-hundred’s on the top of each stack just in case the seller might use a chemical pen to check for fakes. With his stomach tied in knots, he didn’t want to think about what would happen to him if he was caught red-handed trying to pass off the tainted currency to the mob.
Zane drove to the rendezvous site; a seedy hotel located in a heavily blighted section of Queens.
Following his contact’s instructions, he had rented a rundown, roach infested cubicle for an hour. Once inside the grimy room, he placed the briefcase on a table visible through the front window, then sat on the bed. A few minutes later, there was a sharp rap on the door. With his heart pounding wildly, Zane opened the door and the man from the strip club walked in carrying a medium sized satchel.
Without uttering a word, the short and rotund stranger placed the briefcase on the bed next to Zane and opened the latches. Inside were ten individual packages, each containing a brick of cocaine. Zane cut open one of the bags and scraped off a bit to taste. Not being completely unfamiliar with the substance, Zane immediately knew he had a fortune in unadulterated drugs sitting next to him.
When the forger nodded his head in approval, the sinister contact opened Zane’s suitcase, quickly flipping through the stacks of money. Returning the head gesture with a grim smile, the underworld goon grabbed the cash, then quickly disappeared into the night.
Zane sat motionless on the bed for several minutes, his brain awash in relief. He couldn’t believe how easily the deal had gone down.
Grabbing the briefcase, he exited the room, then made a hasty retreat to his car. Once safely inside, he gunned the motor and raced back to his place. After flinging open his apartment door in a rush, he quickly locked himself inside.
As he started cutting down the first white block, his brain was already formulating plans as to how he was going to spend the money. With genuine cash in hand, he was going to go on a shopping spree, followed by a trip to the BMW dealership. He was tired of living like a bum, and knew that his ship had finally come in.
Eventually growing weary from the evening’s excitement, Zane barricaded the front door with a chair and made his way to the bedroom. He quickly fell asleep with grandiose visions of the high life swirling inside in his spent brain.
The next morning, Zane finished preparing a batch of eight balls, and called some of his user friends to see if they would be interested in a buy. To obtain a name for himself as the premier cocaine dealer in the area, Zane had purposely cut the pure cocaine by fifty percent, knowing that the highly euphoric effect would still be most stimulating to his buyers.
Within the hour, one of his pals had dropped in, excited at the news of scoring some primo Colombian nose candy.
They sat at the kitchen table, first carefully stacking lines of power on a mirror, then snorting the highly potent drug with one of Zane’s bogus bills. The effect was instantaneous, and both men were instantly sent reeling from the exhilarating rush. After the second hit, his high-flying friend threw down three grand to buy all that he had prepared that morning.
Feeling completely invincible, Zane sent his buyer packing so he could start preparing additional product to sell.
By late afternoon, he had produced another ten grands’ worth of blow. His plan was to visit the most popular night spots and bars in Manhattan. Once the word had spread about the primo crazy dust, he was convinced he could peddle his entire stash within a few hours.
After checking out his dismal reflection in the mirror, he realized that first thing on his agenda was to purchase some better-looking duds. After all, anyone hanging out at a high-class establishment wasn’t going to be interested in buying anything from a dealer dressed like a bedraggled street person.
He pocketed his friend’s cash and sauntered outside, cheerfully hopping into his late model Buick without a care in the world.
At the mall, he requested some help from a well-dressed clerk, claiming he had no idea what was in style these days. In less than twenty minutes, Zane was looking at an entirely new man reflected in the mirror.
He was astonished to see at how well he had cleaned up. With his formfitting suit, wavy black hair and transparent blue eyes, Zane thought he looked like a trendy Esquire model. Thoroughly pleased with his transformation, he tipped the clerk a fifty and walked brashly out the door.
Gussied-up in his black silk Italian suit, Gucci loafers, and skintight crimson shirt, Zane strode confidently into the swankiest bar in mid-town called Cloud 9.
He knew this was the spot where the cream of well-healed New York society came to let their hair down and mingle in a highly charged atmosphere. Ignoring the block long line of anxious guests waiting to enter, Zane casually flashed five hundred dollars at the bouncer, who palmed the cash and let him walk right in.
Once inside, he casually surveyed the dance floor looking for potential customers, knowing perfectly well that blow heads were easy to spot. Young or old, fat or thin, there was one sign that gave the highly conspicuous group away. Zane was searching for highly energized patrons who kept fussing with their noses as they left the lavatory.
A middle-aged woman dressed in flashy designer couture exited the ladies’ room with an exuberant smile radiating over her face. Looking a bit disoriented, she clumsily made her way back to the bar. Zane moseyed in her direction, deftly finding a stool a few feet away. As she ordered a Cosmo from the bar tender, he furtively glanced at her nose. Zane smiled upon seeing the telltale sign of white powder ringing her nostrils.
After polite introductions, they chatted for a few minutes. When the mood felt right, Zane asked if she would be interested in trying a few lines. Without a moment’s hesitation, the woman grabbed Zane’s hand, leading him to a dimly lit room in the back of the establishment. After Zane passed her a small sample, she pulled out a cosmetic mirror and divvied out a few lines. Within minutes of snorting the dizzy dust, the highly impressed woman pulled out a grand from her purse, then hurriedly stashed the coke.
Like wildfire, word had spread throughout the bar about the fabulous Bump, and Zane had quickly sold out his entire batch. With tens of thousands in cash in his pocket, he blessed Lady luck and strode confidently to his beat-up clunker parked in the side alley.
Unlocking the door, he slid into the driver’s seat, still gloating over his financial windfall. As he reached to turn the key, he noticed a piece of paper attached to his windshield wiper. With his curiosity aroused, he got back out of the vehicle and pulled the mysterious item from the blade. To his alarm, it was one of his bogus bills bearing a simple message.
You’re a dead man,
was scrawled out, and under the threatening message was a sketch of an unhappy face.
The dire message put Zane in panic mode. Jumping back into his car, he floored it out of the alley way. In his overzealous attempt to flee the bar, he came within inches of broad siding several passing motorists.
As he raced haphazardly down the street, Zane’s mind whirled with fear.
Someone was on to him, and he wondered if it was the underworld contact who had sold him the coke. He assumed that the surly courier had discovered that most all of the cash was bogus and was now out for revenge.
Then, an even worse thought crossed his mind. The threat could also be the work of a drug cartel assassin or pissed-off mob boss since he had no idea where the uncut cocaine had originated. Zane sped home like a man possessed, screeching to a stop in front of his apartment. He flew out of the car and up the three flights of stairs to his room, then slammed the door behind him.
Trying to catch his breath, he grabbed a duffel bag and threw his stash of bump inside. Without missing a beat, Zane opened the bedroom window and climbed down the fire escape. He figured, if someone was watching his car from the street, he could slip away unobserved.
Carefully looking around to see if anyone was watching, he ran down the alley to the next block and hailed a cab. Desperate to get out the city as fast as humanly possible, Zane ordered the driver to head for New Jersey.
As he passed over the George Washington Bridge, Zane started to slowly relax.
He had been staring out the rear windshield for most of the trip and realized that no one seemed to be following him. Not exactly sure of his next move, Zane had the cab driver drop him off at a park by the river.
Still dressed in his snazzy club wear, he knew he stood out like a sore thumb. Even the bums were giving him a wary eye, not sure if they should try to beg for spare change, or just mind their own business.
The first thing I should have done after passing the fake bills was to get the hell out of Manhattan,
he thought regretfully.
After spending months of planning, Zane started to kick himself for not thinking that this possible situation might arise. No matter what, he knew that he had to flee from the East Coast as quickly as possible. Not exactly sure how he was going to make his escape; the panicked forger grabbed his bag and started walking toward the hazy lights of Newark.
As he got closer to town, Zane saw a rundown used car lot with a glaring neon sign flashing Open 24 hours. He entered the office and woke up a ratty looking man who was snoozing away on grease stained couch in the corner.
How can I help you, Mr. Fancy Pants?
the snarky