The Selected Short Fiction of Lisa Moore: Open and Degrees of Nakedness
By Lisa Moore and Jane Urquhart
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Lisa Moore's stories are bright, emotionally engaging, tangible. She marks out the precious moments of her characters' lives against deceptively commonplace backdrops — a St. John's hospital cafeteria lit only by the lights in the snack machines; a half-built house "like a rib cage around a lungful of sky" -- and the results linger long in the memory. The Selected Short Fiction of Lisa Moore shows us that love, alongside desire, can sometimes come as a surprise, sometimes an ambush. She splices moments and images together so adroitly, so vividly, you'll swear you've lived them yourself. This new volume, bringing together Lisa Moore’s first two books of stories, Open and Degrees of Nakedness, is the very best way to encounter one of the finest short-story writers in the country. This edition features a brilliant new introduction by Jane Urquhart on the importance of Moore’s work.
Lisa Moore
LISA MOORE is the acclaimed author of the novels Caught, February, and Alligator; the story collections Open and Something for Everyone; and the young-adult novel Flannery. Her books have won the Commonwealth Writers’ Prize and CBC’s Canada Reads, been finalists for the Writers’ Trust Fiction Prize and the Scotiabank Giller Prize, and been longlisted for the Man Booker Prize. Moore is also the co-librettist, along with Laura Kaminsky, of the opera February, based on her novel of the same name. She lives in St. John’s, Newfoundland.
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The Selected Short Fiction of Lisa Moore - Lisa Moore
THE SELECTED SHORT
FICTION OF LISA MOORE
LISA MOORE
Copyright © 2012 Lisa Moore
Introduction copyright © 2012 by Jane Urquhart
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Library and Archives Canada Cataloguing in Publication
Moore, Lisa Lynne, 1964–
The selected short fiction of Lisa Moore : Open and Degrees of Nakedness / Lisa Moore ; introduction by Jane Urquhart.
Short stories.
eISBN 978-1-77089-256-9
I. Title.
PS8576.O61444A6 2012 C813’.54 C2012-903620-X
Library of Congress Control Number: 2012939947
Cover design: Brian Morgan
Cover illustration: Genevieve Simms
We acknowledge for their financial support of our publishing program the Canada Council for the Arts, the Ontario Arts Council, and the Government of Canada through the Canada Book Fund .
INTRODUCTION
by Jane Urquhart
I first read a short story by Lisa Moore twenty years ago in early September of 1992. And what an experience that was!
I had arrived — just days before — in the city of St. John’s as the first come-from-away
writer-in-residence at Memorial University. Poet and scholar Mary Dalton had rounded up a very special, and very small, group of local writers to participate in the seminar I would be holding, and these writers — whom I had not yet met — had provided samples of their work in advance of the first session. So, after I had walked up to Signal Hill and back down through the Battery, after I had wandered up and down Duckworth and Water streets and past the Harbour, after I had admired the Basilica and the statue of Saint Patrick blessing the city from the roof of the Benevolent Irish Society building — after I had recovered from all that, I sat down to take a look at the material.
I was presumptuous enough at the time to assume I had a fairly solid notion of what Newfoundland literature would look like: there would be references to the First World War tragedy of Beaumont-Hamel, there would be significant storms and magnificent maritime disasters, there might be some hunger and fiddle music, and if the Newfoundlanders in the fiction were situated elsewhere in the world, there would be a lot of homesickness. And, indeed, there was some of that, though presented in a way that was much more rich and textured than I had naively anticipated. What I was fully unprepared for, though, was the combination of high realism and hallucinogenic imagery, fully realized characterization and pitch-perfect dialogue in the two stories in my file by a then-twenty-eight-year-old unpublished writer called Lisa Moore.
Here were the young urbanites of St. John’s: their bars and their apartments, the taxis they rode in and the fraught love affairs they endured and celebrated. This was the membership of a whole new tribe, one as foreign and fascinating to me as the inhabitants of a Tibetan mountain village. And yet, as I followed these young people through marathon parties, interpersonal claustrophobia, breakups, childbirth, and world travels, they became a fully known and profound part of my emotional life. Every preconceived notion I had brought with me to St. John’s was so drastically blown apart by these two stories, reading them was like watching a conflagration in a fireworks factory. Here is a description of a couple on Signal Hill. They made love on the grass, watching out for broken beer bottles, an aureole of amber glitter around their bodies.
I had just come back from Signal Hill but I had seen only sky, waves, and rock. There was so much about this place I didn’t know, and so much I would learn by continuing to read the stories of Lisa Moore.
Moore’s characters are often artists, photographers, actors, writers, but not always. Her setting is often St. John’s, but not always. There are the departures and arrivals from and to St. John’s, the remembered trips to India with a best girlfriend, a brief affair with a German tourist, a Scottish swim team bursting in from a snowy night, tense holidays in tropical places. And then there is the world that comes into St. John’s over various wires: "The music of Jeopardy, a screech from the oven hinges as his mother took out the shepherd’s pie. The garburator eating a vibrant clot of carrot peelings — all of this was so altered by Rachel’s voice that he almost fainted for the second time in his life."
One of the many astonishing things about Lisa Moore’s stories is their immediacy: the reader is right inside the kitchen and on the phone with that teenager, right inside a hydroplaning pickup truck that has an eighteen-wheeler careering toward it, and right inside the middle-of-the-night bedroom of a crying infant whose mother is imagining the whole universe being sucked into his tiny body, she and Lyle, their eleven-year-old daughter, Alex, the telephone poles, grimy snowbanks, loose pennies, Christmas presents, the Atlantic, asteroids.
Furthermore, the long, brilliantly wrought, and exhausting parties in Moore’s fiction are presented in such a visceral fashion that I myself have had the symptoms of a hangover after I put down the book in which they took place, as if I had been a full participant.
This selection, comprising stories from her first collection, Degrees of Nakedness, her later book Open, and two new pieces, is a welcome compilation, and not only provides readers with the pleasure of encountering Moore’s startlingly vivid imagery and satisfying narratives, but also serves to indicate how assured and original her voice was right from the very beginning. Just as I realized that day after I had climbed Signal Hill for the first time. I had nothing to teach a writer as naturally gifted as Lisa Moore, nothing really to give to her. Like the night baby in the story Natural Parents,
she had already inhaled it all. And, in these stories, the world, ragged and inconsolable, (comes) back out.
Ragged and inconsolable, yes, in the most wonderful of ways, and always completely life-enhancing.
THE PACKAGE
They were driving through all the cold dark cities of North America in the back of a transport truck with walls of Plexiglas two weeks before Christmas. The glass box was designed to look like a Caribbean beach. The fourth wall a backdrop of shimmering surf at sunset in front of which they were supposed to frolic and lounge. They were a live advertisement for Hot Vacations in the Festive Season.
Laurie and two male bodybuilders wearing red sequined bathing suits and matching Santa hats posing in the sand and on the recliners or playing a little badminton. There was a beach umbrella. Sunlamps shone down from the ceiling of the glass box and up from the floor to keep them warm and make sure the glass didn’t fog.
Basil lounged at Laurie’s feet and Max rubbed sunscreen into her shoulders. They danced to carols from an iPod dock. The Plexiglas was festooned with silver garlands; there were three inflatable palm trees smothered in tinsel.
Keep it clean, Edward White had said. He was the manager of Hot Vacations. The audition had taken place during a snow squall that tore down Yonge Street, making the ropes of Christmas lights snap like whips. The wind forced people to hold their hats with both hands.
Laurie had received a letter from the power company before setting out for the day’s auditions. It came in a prettily printed envelope that said Seasons Greetings! with a sprig of holly near a cellophane window that showed Laurie’s ex-boyfriend’s name.
The letter said: FINAL NOTICE. They were sending out field staff, the letter said. They were going to discontinue services unless she paid the bill in full by such and such a date. Laurie didn’t read the date.
She read the date but she was standing on tiptoe at the time, feeling around with one hand in the wooden salad bowl on top of the fridge for a banana, one with a withered stem and mottled and leathery skin and a slit in the peel where the moisture had risen up from the softly rotting fruit and had hardened near the slit causing the edges to pucker and blacken and parts of the fruit were bruised and the end of the banana had liquefied and squelched out when she peeled the skin down and a little cloud of drunken fruit flies circled and settled elsewhere. Then she found herself holding the limp banana skin and the banana was gone and she must have eaten it but she didn’t remember eating it.
Laurie had come home from her last day of classes and half the furniture was gone. Even the oak desk — she’d found it on the side of the road at the beginning of the semester and had enlisted the goodwill of six boys in hoodies with piercings through their lips and noses and eyebrows, and one of whom had tattooed tears on his cheek, to help her carry it through the honking traffic and up the stairwell because it didn’t fit in the elevator — had disappeared. Only the four depressions made by the desk legs in the indoor/outdoor carpet remained.
Laurie’s boyfriend was in love with someone else. Someone back home. He was going home for Christmas.
Who?
Never mind who, he’d said. The door of the apartment closed behind him with a solemn click.
Who is it? Who? Laurie had screamed at the closed door and her voice bounced around the gutted apartment like the Snowy Owl in Hinterland Who’s Who, a frequent re-run on Channel 37. The female owl inhabits the desolate and bleak northern tundra and lays her eggs in a hole she scratches from the frozen ground all by herself and is not as spectacularly marked as the male, would never be as spectacular, in fact she was kind of homely by comparison, except for her eyes which were yellow and lazy-lidded, drooping and undrooping, a lot like her ex-boyfriend’s eyes after they’d made love or when he was smoking pot.
Laurie had $165 in her bank account. The banana was the last thing she ate before leaving the apartment to search for work and it made her queasy.
In the audition, she sat on an orange chair next to a man named Basil who was built like a bus and the only other person to show up.
Laurie took a moment to come up with her motivation. What did her character want? She wanted some kind of sign from the universe is what she wanted. She wanted her boyfriend back or someone else to love, someone better, she did not want to spend Christmas alone.
Laurie had a plastic bag of stocking stuffers on her lap that she’d purchased in the Dollar Store on the way to the audition. The bag crinkled loudly and she crunched it down and it sighed.
The Dollar Store had been full of grey-skinned people who looked poor and they were combing the rows for tinned beans with pork and packages of crackers and sardines from Russia with an iron key glued to the side and the key had a little hole that fit a flange of metal that you could twist to open the tin and one old man who had fingerless gloves had done just that, right in the middle of the store, and had lifted a slimy silver fish from the oils and juices in the can that made his fingers gleam and it dripped into his beard and one drop hit the fibres of his herringbone coat and sat there solid as a jewel. The old man tilted his head back and his hands had a tremor and he dropped the jiggling fish into his open mouth and, noticing Laurie stare, her mouth opening involuntarily as his did, he held the tin out to her and she decided what the hell and dug a little fish out for herself. It mushed in her fingers and she caught it on the side of her hand and it was smoked and it had eyes and there was the fibrous bone or fin that had a hairy texture and subtle crunch and she thanked him with all she had in her.
Go ahead, he said. Take, take. He held out the little tin. She helped herself again.
There were chocolate Santas with marshmallow filling at the Dollar Store, and chocolates in gold foil stamped to look like ancient coins, and cap guns and extra cartridges of caps, sold separately, which made Laurie think about that smell of smoke and phosphorus that hung in the air over a cap gun when she was a kid and how it smarted a tiny nerve in the back of her nose and the sharp crack of the gun and sometimes super-white threads of light that escaped through hairline fissures in the body of the metal pistol and the round burnt hole in the coiled paper that curled out of the top of the gun where before there had been row upon row of perfect red dots of gun powder and Silly Putty and Crazy String that wiggled out of aerosol cans, glitter glue, pipe cleaners, Popsicle sticks, candy necklaces, rocket candy, lollipops with bubblegum centres, jewels with peel-off adhesive backing, and a herd of life-size plastic reindeer that galloped across the top shelves, shelves covered in cotton batting embedded with opalescent sparkles, one reindeer glancing back over his shoulder as if something menacing were coming from behind, Christmas crackers, envelopes of tinsel, mini-lights, and wind-up snow globes that tinkled out O Holy Night.
Laurie had bought a red yo-yo that flashed with sparks as it rolled down and shot back up, for Seraphim, who had just arrived from Sudan, and who was eight and whose sisters Chastity, Purity, Hope, and Lorraine all lived in the apartment across from Laurie. And for their mother, Elizabeth, who was in hospital being treated for cancer, Laurie had picked up Santa and Mrs. Claus salt and pepper shakers which turned out to be $4.50, not a dollar, and, also for Seraphim — whom Laurie had first seen coming down the street at dusk in a snowfall trying to catch the snowflakes on her tongue, her first snowfall Laurie was told when she asked. Really, your first? Yes. The first time you’ve ever seen snow? Yes. You’ve never seen it before now? Ever? Except on tv, I never. And what do you think? I think it’s amazing. Flakes swirling under a streetlamp substantial as tissue, each snowflake, who had walked or been carried — Seraphim — through at least three war-torn countries before getting to Canada and who knew all the prime ministers and the provinces and their capitals and had become a citizen and whose whole village had been murdered the day after her family got out — a rhinestone bracelet that she had tried on herself and that winked and shot out needles of light but pinched the skin on the inside of her wrist.
And Laurie bought a package of Heroes of War playing cards (featuring George Bush, Condoleezza Rice, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, Tony Blair, Donald Rumsfeld, with Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein as the Jokers) for her nephew Wallace, who was twelve.
Wallace also collected trolls, the rubber dolls with big tufts of pink hair that became a fad in the early ’80s, but a woman in a green polyester uniform and a Christmas corsage with a pricing gun that ka-chunked out orange stickers and who was down on one knee in front of a wall of merchandise said the trolls were out of stock. There had been a rush on trolls that nobody could have foreseen, she’d said.
Laurie had just come from the day’s first audition — job interview, really — which required the successful applicant to dress as an elf who would toil in Santa’s workshop/on-site photo studio. She had employed, that morning, what she understood of the Stanislavski acting method, which they had covered in her first semester — a method that required rigorous self-analysis and reflection, a method that understood acting as an art that demanded an inside-out approach to character exploration.
Laurie had tried to brush her teeth as though they were the teeth of an elf. She imagined them ultra-white and pointy, like a tiger shark’s, a set of which her ex-boyfriend’s parents had brought back for her from a trip to Mexico. The whole jaw, connected by stiffened cartilage, smelled faintly of ammonia and rot, and what the hell kind of gift was that? She’d found herself foaming at the mouth, toothbrush held in the air in front of the mirror. Her face appeared to be equal parts jilted lover and zealous Christmas elf. She remembered that the thinking had changed on Stanislavski and he was considered outdated. It was better now, her teachers felt, to stick to the surface of your character and to forget all the furrowing into the murky psychological make-up of an elf or whatever.
What makes you think you’re the right person for this job, the interviewer in Santa’s workshop had asked.
I am a trained actress, Laurie said. I almost have my degree.
Says here waitress,
the guy said. He gave her resumé a little snap so it stood up straight in his hand. What happened to that job?
I put a red thong in the wash with my waitressing blouses by accident and they came out pink and the owner took me off the schedule, she said. The guy looked up from the resumé and ran his eyes all over her. She cocked her hip and folded her arms and drummed the toe of her boot on the tiles.
Basically you have to dress up as an elf and push a button on the camera when the kid climbs onto Santa’s lap, he said. Think you can handle that?
Will I have to stay in character for the whole shift, she asked. They were standing in front of a cordoned AstroTurf stage near the escalators with a revolving Christmas tree and presents and a workshop with icicles hanging from the eaves and a big red velvet throne blinking with strings of led lights and there was already a long line of parents and kids in fancy clothes, one mother spit-cleaning pizza sauce off a chin. There was a camera on a tripod. The Santa had bifocals smeared with fingerprints and he was inquiring about a smoke break.
So I just push the button, Laurie asked. I think I can do that. She smiled at the interviewer and imagined her pointy white teeth.
We’ll give you a shout, he said.
The text had arrived before she exited the mall. It said that while she had appeared confident and knowledgeable during the interview process and had scored high in terms of appearance and attitude, the successful applicant had scored even higher by half a point. The text offered her warm wishes for a happy season. There was an animated emoticon of a tiny snowman with a candy cane yanking him off stage.
Edward White of the Talent Hunters office was her second audition of the day and her final hope. He opened the office door and looked past Basil and Laurie down the long empty corridor.
Nobody else, Edward White asked.
Just us, Laurie said.
Okay, he said. I’ll see both of you at the same time.
They followed him through an office with a single desk, the side of which had been kicked in. On top of the damaged desk was a cardboard box with a dust-coated plastic poinsettia and a keyboard and coffee maker without the carafe or the plastic basket for the filter. The basket had been flung across the office and the soggy, recycled brown paper filter, half full of coffee grounds, had spilled onto the indoor-outdoor carpeting near the baseboard and there was a brown runny stain down the wood paneling where the filter had smashed against the wall.
Edward White saw Laurie glance at the stain and said: My secretary has stepped out on me.
Laurie and Basil sat in two chairs in front of the desk and Edward White sat behind it.
So, let’s start with you, Basil, Edward White said. Basil was a cowboy from Edmonton, it turned out. Basil had little to say during the interview except that he had watched nine horses die while driving a herd of two hundred to a rodeo in the centre of the city.
They had fallen over a bridge, he said. Spooked by a train. Wild broncos, the last of their kind. That’s why I come looking for a different kind of employment.
Acting is a vocation, Laurie said. You don’t say to yourself, I know, think I’ll try acting now. You have to be born to it.
The men shifted uncomfortably.
Suggestive, Edward said. Suggestive is okay. He was talking about how they would be with each other in the glass box. How they should behave. He was providing direction.
There’s no room for lewdness, he said. That isn’t the sort of vacation we’re selling. You’ll want to appear Christmasy. Please don’t tip back on the chair.
Basil had been tipping back on his chair. He brought the front legs down on the floor with a little snap.
These were animals, Basil said. You see a horse with his eyes so wild with fright they roll up in his head. All you see is the white of it. It affects you. You don’t sleep. We’d brought tourists on the ride knew nothing about horses. It wasn’t right.
Are you a horse whisperer, Laurie asked.
I’m a goddamn cowboy, Basil said. I speak with a volume appropriate for normal conversation.
Do you take steroids, Basil, Edward asked. Is that how your arms got that way? Basil glanced down at his arms. They seemed to be made of bowling balls.
I was born with these arms, Basil said. Edward flicked a pencil back and forth in the air so it appeared to waggle like rubber. Eyeing was a component of the interview. Edward White eyed Basil in an instant, and then he swivelled his chair a touch and eyed Laurie. A sizing up of all that Laurie was and could ever become.
I’ll be straight with you, Edward White said. He threw down the pencil. Three days, $500 a day. New York and environs. We’re selling Christmas vacation packages. You have to look like you’re having fun.
Can we read a book, Laurie asked. People read books at the beach.
No you can’t, Edward White said. Books aren’t fun.
What’s our motivation, Laurie asked. She had read that during job interviews it was good to turn the tables, ask a few questions of your own.
You’re just kids having Christmas at the beach.
But are we travelling to find ourselves, or anything like that, Laurie asked. Is there a quest?
Fun, Edward White said. Can you do fun?
I can do fun, Laurie said, but she sounded dispirited.
That’s the concept here. Fun is the concept.
There was a string of tissue-paper Christmas bells on the wood panelling behind him and the tape must have let go because one end dropped and swooped back and forth without Edward White’s noticing it. Basil and Laurie glanced at each other. It seemed like they had the job.
You’ll pick up Max, the third actor, just outside New York, Edward White said. I want you to wear these at all times. He tossed them red sequined Santa hats and little red sequined bathing suits that glowed like bonfires in their hands.
It turned out Max was a Mormon from Salt Lake City and his blond head was almost shaved so his skull appeared to be gilded.
Not really Mormon, he said. We’re a splinter group. We broke off from those other guys. We have a different read on the Second Coming.
His bathing suit was a couple of sizes too small and showed everything. He used the evening hours to exercise while Basil and Laurie lay on the recliners and watched the fields of snow whip past, interrupted now and then by the silhouette of a farmhouse, or a Christmas tree in the distance, all the coloured lights twinkling in the frigid air, until the long empty stretches of blackness were broken up