U.P. Reader -- Volume #5: Bringing Upper Michigan Literature to the World
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Michigan's Upper Peninsula is blessed with a treasure trove of storytellers, poets, and historians, all seeking to capture a sense of Yooper Life from settler's days to the far-flung future. Since 2017, the U.P. Reader offers a rich collection of their voices that embraces the U.P.'s natural beauty and way of life, along with a few surprises.
The forty-one short works in this fifth annual volume take readers on U.P. road and boat trips from the Keweenaw to the Soo. Every page is rich with descriptions of the characters and culture that make the Upper Peninsula worth living in and writing about. U.P. writers span genres from humor to history and from science fiction to poetry. This issue also includes imaginative fiction from the Dandelion Cottage Short Story Award winners, honoring the amazing young writers enrolled in all of the U.P.'s schools.
Featuring the words of Karen Dionne, Barbara Bartel, T. Marie Bertineau, Don Bodey, Craig A. Brockman, Stephanie Brule, Larry Buege, Tricia Carr, Deborah K. Frontiera, Elizabeth Fust, Robert Grede, Charles Hand, Kathy Johnson, Sharon Kennedy, Chris Kent, Tamara Lauder, Teresa Locknane, Ellen Lord, Becky Ross Michael, Hilton Moore, Gretchen Preston, Donna Searight Simons, Frank Searight, T. Kilgore Splake, Ninie G. Syarikin, Tyler Tichelaar, Brandy Thomas, Donna Winters, Annabell Danker, Kyra Holmgren, Nicholas Painer, and Walter Dennis.
"Funny, wise, or speculative, the essays, memoirs, and poems found in the pages of these profusely illustrated annuals are windows to the history, soul, and spirit of both the exceptional land and people found in Michigan's remarkable U.P. If you seek some great writing about the northernmost of the state's two peninsulas look around for copies of the U.P. Reader.
--Tom Powers, Michigan in Books
"U.P. Reader offers a wonderful mix of storytelling, poetry, and Yooper culture. Here's to many future volumes!"
--Sonny Longtine, author of Murder in Michigan's Upper Peninsula
"As readers embark upon this storied landscape, they learn that the people of Michigan's Upper Peninsula offer a unique voice, a tribute to a timeless place too long silent."
--Sue Harrison, international bestselling author of Mother Earth Father Sky
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U.P. Reader -- Volume #5 - Mikel B. Classen
U.P. Reader
Volume 1 is still available!
Michigan’s Upper Peninsula is blessed with a treasure chest of writers and poets, all seeking to capture the diverse experiences of Yooper Life. Now U.P. Reader offers a rich collection of their voices that embraces the U.P.’s natural beauty and way of life, along with a few surprises.
The twenty-eight works in this first annual volume take readers on a U.P. Road Trip from the Mackinac Bridge to Menominee. Every page is rich with descriptions of the characters and culture that make the Upper Peninsula worth living in and writing about.
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U.P. Reader: Bringing Upper Michigan Literature to the World —Volume #5
Copyright © 2021 by Upper Peninsula Publishers and Authors Association (UPPAA). All Rights Reserved.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the products of the authors’ imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
Cover Photo: by Mikel B. Classen.
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ISSN: 2572-0961
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Edited by- Deborah K. Frontiera and Mikel B. Classen
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Interior Layout – Michal Splho
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CONTENTS
Your Obit by Barbara Bartel
A Little Magic by Binnie Besch
Deal Me Out by Don Bodey
How to Hunt Fox Squirrels by Don Bodey
The Fairy in a Berry Can by Craig A. Brockman
The Walk by Stephanie Brule
A.S.S. for State Slug by Larry Buege
A Matter of Time by Tricia Carr
The Lunch Kit by Deborah K. Frontiera
Alphabet Soup by Elizabeth Fust
The Rescue of the L.C. Waldo by Robert Grede
A Night to Remember by Charles Hand
Feeling Important by Kathy Johnson
Blew: Incarnation by Sharon Kennedy
Thomas: Fortitude by Sharon Kennedy
The Spearing Shack by Chris Kent
Death So Close by Chris Kent
Right Judgment by Tamara Lauder
That Morning by Tamara Lauder
My Scrap Bag by Teresa Locknane
Another COVID Dream by Ellen Lord
Guillotine Dream by Ellen Lord
Sumac Summer by Becky Ross Michael
Requiem for Ernie by Hilton Moore
A Dog Named Bunny by Hilton Moore
Old Book by Gretchen Preston
Calamity at Devil’s Washtub by Donna Searight Simons and Frank Searight
upper peninsula peace by t. kilgore splake
holy holy holy by t. kilgore splake
A Luxury by the Michigamme River by Ninie G. Syarikin
Morning Moon above Norway by Ninie G. Syarikin
A Poetic Grief Diary in Memory of My Brother Daniel Lee Tichelaar by Tyler Tichelaar
Waves by Brandy Thomas
My First Kayak Trip by Donna Winters
Karen Dionne Interview – The Wicked Sister with Victor R. Volkman
Memoir as a Healing Tool by T. Marie Bertineau
U.P. Publishers & Authors Association Announces 2nd Annual U.P. Notable Books List
Young U.P. Author Section
The Dagger of the Eagle’s Eye by Annabell Dankert (1st Place, Jr. Division)
The Treasured Flower by Kyra Holmgren (1st Place, Sr. Divison)
The Imposter Among Us by Nicholas Painter (2nd Place, Sr. Division)
Ash by Walter Dennis (3rd Place, Sr. Division)
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Your Obit
by Barbara Bartel
Iwrote your obituary today. I’ll read it to you later. Other than that, my morning was uneventful. Did you know there’s an actual formula to writing an obituary? I’d never noticed before reading a handful in the newspaper so I’d know what to write in yours. I think most people only read the entire obit of relatives and friends. Otherwise they read the name, date of birth (to know the real age of the deceased), check for the cause of death to make sure it’s nothing they personally are afflicted with, then scan down to the time of the services. That’s what I usually do. Who cares if someone was a member of the Daughters of Isabella, taught piano, or loved to knit? What people want to know is which brothers and sisters are still alive, who they married, where they live now and what funeral home or church to send flowers or cards. Most folks know where to bring a casserole.
You’ll have to pick a photo to run beside your obit. Please don’t defer this chore to me. Just don’t choose your graduation picture. Remember your mom insisted on giving you a Toni’s Home Permanent with those tight pink hair curlers the night before? I shouldn’t laugh but all the girls in our class thought it was so bold of you to wear a hat for your photo shoot. They called you a Feminist. A woman’s libber. A rebel. Here your blond natural waves had been fried to brittle clumps. You smelled like ammonia for weeks! I hope you pick a photo of you now or very recent. One that captures the crow’s feet and laugh lines you earned.
Oh, in the opening line I wasn’t sure how to handle the God issue. I know you spent most of your adult life searching for meaning and with your scientific mind set could not believe
as they say. All the redundant phrases like meet her savior
, joined the Lord
or went home to Jesus
would be insulting to your intellect. I don’t like the fragment passed away
. That sounds so trivial. Cars pass. Clouds pass. Gas passes. Also, it implies you went some place. We’d had the ‘where do you go when you die’ conversation throughout our life together. There was never a conclusion we agreed upon.
So I made a list of ways to describe your, uh, exit, departure, expiration, but none of them fit. I decided to not sugarcoat the fact. I wrote that you died, plain and simple. I can add the date later, when I know. I didn’t include your middle name; you hated the aunt you were named after, how when you were little she made you wash your hands before you could play her piano, an upright, for crying out loud.
Knowing how you feel about your father, I left him out of the second paragraph. Wrote you were the daughter of Genevieve Starling, life-long resident of Summit County. Why mention the asshole that molested you as a child and screwed up your entire life? Thank goodness you won’t have to be buried next to him.
You’re going to have to tell me if you want both your brothers listed. I know that the oldest one is only a half-brother (of a different mother, as the kids say today) but he was always the nicest to you, right? He helped you move several times; you kept in touch over the years. I’m not including Davy. Let him rot. Any brother who steals his sister’s car to use when he robs a gas station should automatically not be included in anyone’s obit. I figure your mom is going to read this and why cause her more heartache. She’ll be dealing with your death and shouldn’t have to be reminded that her bad blood son is still in the state pen. Mentioned your sister since she is respectable but I only listed her most current husband.
If people want to know the entire list of husbands they can look them up at the courthouse. Who cares anyway? Some of those guys she married were very good men. We all know she is a nut case. But I put her in because you guys always had a way of forgiving each other and letting go of the past. I listed her kids with all their last names, too. Her kids are her best work, don’t you think? They haven’t hounded us for any of your tools or other possessions like some of the other insensitive family vultures.
There are too many uncles, aunts, and cousins to list and they know who they are. They don’t need their names in the newspaper. Some of them may appreciate not being listed. I am sure Donny wouldn’t want any bill collectors to know he’s still around. After the family paragraph comes the education and adult life part.
If you read other people’s obits they write where they went to high school, college; some people mention places of employment. This one stumped me. Do I really list all the jobs you had? Would you want the world to know you ran away with a draft dodging trucker your first year in college and ended up in that art
film? Or how you spent that year backpacking in Europe as a translator
? I really didn’t know where the adult part of your life started.
When we first met and hid our relationship from our parents or when years later we started living together as roommates? As I reviewed the decades it became harder and harder to put importance on the roller-coaster ride of life together. Mostly we just got by, lived from check to check, scrambling to take a short vacation here and there, with and without the kids. How can I ever put all those years into a couple lines that would make sense to anybody but us? Who else would understand how exciting it was for us to open the front door to that shack bungalow we bought for back taxes from that alcoholic book salesman? Or what it was like to stand in the snowbank outside freezing, our teeth chattering, while watching the place go up in smoke two years later after that pretend-to-be electrician left a live wire exposed in the fuse box on the kitchen wall? Remember the good job you got with that non-profit outfit run by the lusty butch Mennonites who kept asking you to lunch? Who would understand how hard it was living in a lower duplex in the inner city when we couldn’t let the kids off the porch? Little Ruthie still talks about those days. She wasn’t five when we got out of there but she remembers gunshots down the block at the Seven Eleven. No one would believe all we’d survived in those early days. I left it all out. Each thing I thought of just flooded more and more pictures into my mind. I couldn’t select any one to represent you. None of them are who you are today, now. But each one made you who you are, now. That’s the truth.
After the education and job section comes where people list the person’s hobbies and organizations they belonged to. Like if you’ve been a 4-H leader for eighteen years or a church lady, you’d mention it. What does it matter? If you taught the blind to see, hey, go for it, write it down. Most of us normal folks don’t have anything unique or exceptional is how I see it. If you didn’t cure cancer or write a bestseller, I can’t see including anything. Who cares if you collected salt and pepper shakers to sell on eBay? I can guarantee you that the only person interested in your salt and pepper shakers is the burglar reading the obits to see when your house will be vacant during the funeral services so he can help himself to your collection.
I got to thinking about what I will remember forever about you, not that you were born under the sign of Leo, or that you had the thickest, straight natural blond hair in the world, but that you were extremely generous. I’m going to mention how you spent one whole summer of your junior year painting a barn for old lady Courson. Some senior center program hired teenagers to work for old people for three months. You never missed a day out on a rickety scaffold getting the worst sunburn of your life. When you got paid in mid-August (your mom expected you to buy school clothes and you’d at first wanted to buy that beat up green Firebird at Loco Motors) but you surprised everyone by going over to the courthouse and paying the back taxes on Courson’s farm so that the old lady wouldn’t have to go into a nursing home.
Also, I’m going to remember what courage you had. Exceptional courage. Like when you were driving to work, taking Fond du Lac Avenue through the dicey part of the north side, passed the chained up liquor stores, boarded store front churches, and dilapidated grocery stores tied up with wrought iron gates, remember that? Friends would tell you a hundred times to not go down Fond du Lac. At a red light, a skinny woman came running into the street hitting her arm and elbow on the hood of your car with a loud thunk
. You thought maybe you hit her cause she bounced some. Then you saw she had a broken nose that was spitting blood. One hand held on to the rose colored chenille bathrobe keeping it half closed. She looked directly at you, in your eyes, and you could tell she was terrified. She looked back from the direction she’d come from and there came this tall dude with a wooden baseball bat in his big hand. I’ll never understand how you got out of the car, put your arm around the woman’s shoulders then scooted her into the back seat.
The dude came right up on you and you simply looked him in the eyes and said, Not today, man. Not today.
You calmly slid back into the driver’s seat and drove off to the hospital with the woman’s screams drowning out the morning traffic report. Your generosity and courage. That’s what I’m gonna remember. Those things and the private stuff I won’t go into.
Following that paragraph, comes the name of the funeral home, date and time of services. I know how you feel about this. You don’t want a funeral home involved in any way. I know, I know, I know. You think I can manage getting your body out to your camp and onto that raised log rack you worked on for the last three years, to offer your body to the elements, returning it to nature. Even with the help of the sons-in-law, I know I cannot grant this last wish. None of us are going to be emotionally capable to conceal your body, load it into the van, then transport it the fifty miles to the camp road and get it on the small trailer behind a four wheeler. I mean, please. Ask me to slit my own wrists, ask me to wear black for the rest of my days. Knowing our family, this final act would turn into a Stooges bungle. There are laws. I cannot fulfill that request. Obviously the obit states, No service will be held due to the wishes of the deceased.
You will need to come up with another plan for your remains. What’s wrong with cremation? Other than needing to be transported by a funeral home? We could spread your ashes wherever you’d want. Other people do it all the time. Didn’t I tell you that Irv’s granddaughter went on a tour of Lambeau Field last summer and sprinkled some of Irv in the end zone of the famed tundra? I could put you on the fifty yard line behind the Packers bench. Think about it. You’d be there for every home game for the rest of time. Best seat in the house for eternity.
At the very end I’ll suggest in lieu of flowers to send memorials to organizations closest to your heart, like the Sherpa Widows Fund of Bhaktapua, Nepal, the Up In Smoke Medical Research Project at the Veteran’s Hospital, Portland, WA., the Roswell Historical Society, or the Sundance Committee, Lakota Nation, Pine Ridge, South Dakota.
Now that I know how to write an obituary I think I’ll do mine. Or maybe if you’re feeling good enough tonight you can write mine.
Barbara Bartel has been Library Director of the West Iron District Library in Iron River for 27 years, Barbara Bartel earned her B.A. in writing from Mount Mary College in Milwaukee, WI. She enjoys talking about writing and books with friends and patrons, hosting author visits at the library, and cherishes her time with family. She is knee-deep in writing a novel.
A Little Magic
by Binnie Besch
She’s back in my life and once again she wants to ruin it,
I almost screamed to my friend, Pam. She had called to ask me about a New Year’s party I had attended the day before.
The party was okay but she’s back!
I knew Pam could hear the upset and anger in my voice as it traveled over the phone.
Then you better do something quick to stop that.
I could almost picture her shaking her head as she answered me.
Hear me? Do it now or you might be sorry.
The day before, that fateful New Year’s Day, had started out innocently enough. Two friends had asked me to join them at a 10 a.m. church service. Chrissy is younger than me by about ten years, has masses of red hair and is a gifted musician. She is also irreverent, bubbling with life, and addicted to knitting. Sarah, who drives a delivery van for a florist shop, is ten years older than me and is my guiding light.
It was New Year’s Day, the start of a new year and a new beginning, and I was feeling optimistic. I would face the New Year with a song in my heart and the Lord in my bosom. I am not overly religious or holier than thou but the offer to attend a church service had been made with an additional lure.
We’ll go to brunch afterwards at Jerry and Lisa’s and drink Bloody Mary’s and Mimosas,
my friends told me in their efforts to lure me to attend.
The service was lovely. The priest—witty, urbane and a bit of an intellectual rebel who had come to the Upper Peninsula from Connecticut by way of Oklahoma—blessed us with his usual grace during the service and added just enough humor to keep us from taking ourselves too seriously. He dismissed us with the expected farewell blessing, Go in peace.
I shivered and pulled my long coat around me even tighter as I left the church and walked towards my car. My 15-year-old beater was cold after being parked outdoors in zero-degree weather for over an hour but it soon warmed up as I drove down back roads deep into the woods several miles north of town. The county snowplows had been out earlier that day to plow even these deserted roads. They’d done their job well and now towering, icy drifts of white disguised local landmarks. Driving was hazardous and it took me almost half an hour to reach my destination. I managed to find a cleared space on the side of the road and parked my car.
Brrr,
I muttered under my breath as I rushed indoors. I was struggling to remove my coat when a stranger approached me.
Hi, Franny, don’t I know you?
The stranger appeared to be in her late 50’s, was at least three inches shorter than me and wore a beige shirt tucked into black formfitting slacks. Brown hair hung to her shoulders and she wore a light application of pancake makeup. It was when she smiled that I noticed her protruding front teeth. Her smile seemed familiar.
I’m Lexi, Lexi from college,
she said. She paused and a flood of memories tumbled through me.
Ann Arbor Lexi?
I asked like some kind of idiot.
Yes,
she said laughing.
Oh, my gosh, it’s been forty years since I last saw you,
I said. What are you doing here?
We retired and moved here a few years ago to live in my Grandma Irma’s house. Remember it?
Irma’s house was the site of many beer parties in our youth. Lexi had been infamous for being a good-time girl. If some guys showed up with a few six-packs, Lexi would climb into the back seat of their car with one of them. I was always the one left behind as they’d take off.
At that point our host joined our conversation and offered us drinks. I asked for a Mimosa and Lexi asked for orange juice, plain. Seeing the startled look on my face, she said, Yeah, I don’t drink anymore.
She told me that after she’d graduated from the University of Michigan-Ann Arbor she had moved to Phoenix, AZ where she’d worked as an editor for various government agencies. She was proud of having taken out a $10,000 loan to purchase a computer in the late 1970s. She’d done freelance software design to pay off the loan. The years passed and she continued working as an editor on the east coast where she met her husband. Lexi then introduced him, a friendly guy of sixty or so with a nice smile.
Together they told me of the first, then second, and recently, the third addition they’d put on Irma’s house. Childless, they’ve filled the house with cats. I am a proud single parent of two grown sons. When asked, I will speak in glowing terms of their accomplishments. But that day these two out-talked me with tales of their cats. One is called Oky
because they’d adopted him after a visit to Oklahoma. He was their favorite.
I gave them a shortened version of my life during the past forty years. Two unhappy marriages ending in divorce and a broken engagement to a medicine man/shaman. I added my recent downsizing from a teaching job of fifteen years on a nearby Indian reservation. They both asked me a few questions about teaching there. We chatted a few minutes more and then I left the party.
Two days later, shopping at our local supermarket, I stood in line behind Lexi in the checkout lane as she was bagging her groceries. We walked to our cars together but conversation was forced.
I looked your address up on the internet. Can you see the lake from your apartment?
she asked.
Only from one room and that’s if you stand in front of the window and twist your head in the right direction to face the lake,
I replied. Our apartment building was the epitome of elegance when it was built seventy years ago but it’s sadly outdated now. We lack a lot of the amenities like air conditioning, microwaves and elevators in favor of one priceless luxury—a lake setting. As tenants we can walk outside and within a few hundred steps we are facing Lake Michigan.
I’d been shopping for bandages that day at the supermarket. I needed Band-Aids, extra-large ones, to cover a burn on my arm.
Hours after I had returned home from the New Year’s Day brunch I was determined to cook a complete meal for myself instead of settling for canned soup or Lean Cuisine. I’d assembled the ingredients for One-Pot Chicken and Brown Rice. I was at the step where instructions directed, Pour off all but one tablespoon of fat from pot.
I’d picked up the pot and as I attempted to pour the grease into a small can I use for that purpose, the grease splattered up and ran down the length of my right arm burning it badly. I immediately ran cold running water over the burned area for about five minutes and then sat down with a bowl of ice water, ice cubes and a terry towel to ice my arm at regular intervals for the next several hours.
When Pam called me later that evening I told her what had happened.
How did you know to use cold water and not butter?
she asked.
Because when I was in college I had a similar accident. I was living with some girls in an old house a few miles off campus. One day I decided to make a casserole but after I lit the gas oven it exploded. I had second-degree burns covering both my arms and burned off my eyebrows and some of my hair. And you know the worst of it? The girls I was living with were mad because I had gone next door to get help from the medical students living there.
They don’t sound like very good friends to me,
Pam said. Who were they?
Well, Lexi and Candy and Sue,
I replied. But once they saw how badly I was burned and that I had to go to Student Health every day for a month to get the dressings changed they forgave me. But Lexi was really mad and didn’t speak to me for days after that because she thought I was hitting on one of the guys. I’d shared my food with her and I know she stole from me and I never said anything to her about it. Worst of all, she hid a shoebox of marijuana under my bed. After I found it she told me it was because she didn’t want to get caught.
Caught?
Pam asked.
She had a regular stream of guys coming in to buy. She didn’t want them to know where it was so she hid it my bedroom and not hers,
I explained.
"Isn’t it funny how you haven’t seen this woman for forty years and the day you see her you burn yourself again. You better take your power—and your life—back from