Girls Can Kiss Now: Essays
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Perfect for fans of Samantha Irby and Trick Mirror, a hilarious, whip-smart collection of personal essays exploring the intersection of queerness, pop culture, the internet, and identity, introducing one of the most undeniably original new voices today.
Jill Gutowitz’s life—for better and worse—has always been on a collision course with pop culture. There’s the time the FBI showed up at her door because of something she tweeted about Game of Thrones. The pop songs that have been the soundtrack to the worst moments of her life. And of course, the pivotal day when Orange Is the New Black hit the airwaves and broke down the door to Jill’s own sexuality. In these honest examinations of identity, desire, and self-worth, Jill explores perhaps the most monumental cultural shift of our lifetimes: the mainstreaming of lesbian culture. Dusting off her own personal traumas and artifacts of her not-so-distant youth she examines how pop culture acts as a fun house mirror reflecting and refracting our values—always teaching, distracting, disappointing, and revealing us.
Girls Can Kiss Now is a fresh and intoxicating blend of personal stories, sharp observations, and laugh-out-loud humor. This timely collection of essays helps us make sense of our collective pop-culture past even as it points the way toward a joyous, uproarious, near—and very queer—future.
Jill Gutowitz
Jill Gutowitz is a writer from New Jersey. Her writing has appeared in publications such as The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, Vulture, and more. She lives in Los Angeles with her partner and a very small cat.
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Girls Can Kiss Now - Jill Gutowitz
INTRODUCTION: THE FIVE ERAS OF CELESBIANISM
WHAT MAKES SOMEONE a pop culture junkie
? I’ve been called many things in my lifetime—dyke,
too much,
mostly dyke
—but the badge of pop culture junkie
has always felt off. Yes, since childhood, I’ve voraciously consumed pop culture nuggets and talked people’s ears off about arcane celebrities who have zero cultural relevance. (Remember Jessica Szohr? I miss her. Wait, you don’t? Okay, that was a test.) But the word junkie
implies that I’m addicted to pop culture, and I’m not sure that’s true. Some days I wish I could throw my phone and all its dumb little apps into the sea, follow it briskly into the waves, and free myself from the chains of being Severely Online. Caring about famous people is a full-time job with no days off. So, yeah, I have historically overindulged in entertainment. I do always come back for more, even when my eyes and deadening soul are begging me to stop. But I wouldn’t call it an affliction
so much as a fascination—a justified one.
Taking interest in current trends and entertainment isn’t a waste of time, or some vapid pastime—we should care about other people’s stories. Despite this, being a pop culture junkie
has been painted as vacuous or meaningless. It’s not. I’ve made a career out of dissecting and examining pop culture, cultural figures, and entertainment trends and phenomena. Nothing has ever been more spellbinding to me than A) celebrities and how they handle attention, B) the general population—the gen pop,
if you will—and who we choose to give our attention to, and C) the relationship between A and B, one that has always existed and will continue to flourish as long as humankind remains (which is like, about five more years before the inevitable nuclear winter. Ten if we make it to the climate apocalypse). I’ve always cared—probably too much—about pop culture because I’ve always been transfixed by the ways other people’s stories affect our own, my own. Pop culture influences the way we dress, the way we talk, the words we use, the conversations we have, our politics, even how we define love. It molds us, and in return, we mold it. We are a direct reflection of the people we choose to glorify and the narratives we venerate. Pop culture ebbs and flows as society changes, and society changes as pop culture ebbs and flows. And right now, we’re in such a cultural sweet spot; as a dyke and a pop culture junkie,
I’m totally biased, but what’s transpired in entertainment recently has left me absolutely gobsmacked—because it’s just so fucking gay.
When I was a teen, the word lesbian
sent fear rattling through my flesh tomb. As a teenage closet-case, I actively participated in homophobia; I was scared of homosexuality because I was uneducated about it, wholly unexposed to LGBTQ people, both in the small, conservative, Catholic bubble of a hometown I was raised in and in the media I was consuming. I was born in 1991, a time when LGBTQ people were being reduced to stereotypes, pigeonholed into outdated narratives, shamed for fucking and loving and wearing oversize Umbro shorts—none of which we should apologize for. If I had any exposure to queerness in the ’90s and early aughts, it was via one-dimensional depictions of gay men—a gay best friend on Sex and the City, a tragic victim of the AIDS crisis—but as far as queer female figureheads and stories go, the media landscape in my youth felt nearly barren.
In middle school, the only famous lesbian I was aware of was Ellen DeGeneres—she was a trailblazer, just visible enough, gay enough, and brave enough to stand out. But as a result of such narrow exposure, I figured all lesbians were like Ellen, an adult woman who looked and acted nothing like me—me, an Alex Mack–looking tween who psychotically filled sketchbooks with pencil drawings of Baby Spice; me, more of a Mary-Kate than an Ashley; me, who wanted to be Xena, Warrior Princess, or maybe be Gabrielle so I could be held by Xena, Warrior Princess. And to support that bulletproof hypothesis, the only lesbian I ever remember meeting as a kid was a friend of my father’s, a butch-leaning woman who was named—you guys—she was fucking named Ellen. Both Ellens sounded cool (except one’s BFFs with a war criminal), but I never even remotely identified with either Ellen—after all, my name was Jill, I wasn’t necessarily masculine-presenting, and I didn’t know people were just allowed to be gay. I found out at twenty-three, the age I was when I realized that I was a lesbian, that ANYONE can be gay—not just people named Ellen.
These days, when I hear the word lesbian,
I see more powerful imagery than the supercut of my own life that I’ll watch moments before dying in the climate apocalypse: I see Rachel Weisz grabbing Olivia Colman by the throat and slamming her against a bedpost in The Favourite; I see Lena Waithe winning an Emmy; I see a paparazzi photo of Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson lugging a sex bench into their home; I see Janelle Monáe birthing Tessa Thompson through her Pynk
vagina pants; I see Cate Blanchett telling Rooney Mara What a strange girl you are
; I see Piper and Alex on Orange Is the New Black, Santana and Brittany on Glee; I see JoJo Siwa coming out on TikTok.
The past few years of pop culture have been studded with lesbian icons and stories that have been widely elevated and celebrated, rather than shunned or shamed, something that’s brand-new in our hell-world. It took WAY too long, like embarrassingly long, but nevertheless, lesbianism and celebrity have finally merged—much later than male gayness and celebrity did, mind you. But just because the mainstreaming of queer women in pop culture is painfully recent doesn’t mean that famous women haven’t always been fingering each other. They have; we’ve just ignored them. Until the 2010s, we habitually turned a blind eye to queer female narratives. But no more, say I.
Speaking of I
—I’m a culture writer. Over the past few years, I’ve written predominantly about queer women in film, TV, and music. I wrote about how Orange Is the New Black made me—and TV—gay, for Time. I dissected queer clues and Easter eggs on Taylor Swift’s albums Lover, folklore, and evermore for Vulture. I also wrote a very cutting-edge and urgent piece of investigative journalism for Elle, in which I researched what exactly heterosexuality is, and why it leads women to thirst after Adam Driver.
Online, I’ve accrued a following on Twitter for my cultural commentary on queer media—specifically, Cate Blanchett’s bottomless closet of suits, Taylor Swift’s rumored romantic relationship with former BFF Karlie Kloss, and a viral fake Coachella lineup meme, which ultimately led to random celebrities like Selma Blair following me on Instagram—like, I’m not sure why you’re here, but I’m happy you are. Now I identify as the Overlord of Lesbian Twitter—a title I’m told is too aggressive to give oneself—and I traffic in memes about lesbian movies and middle-aged actresses with a dogged persistence and untethered horniness. Out in the real world, I live in Los Angeles and traverse through lesbian Hollywood with bulging eyes and an off-putting eagerness to tell queer stories. As a result, I’ve lodged myself in the heart of gay media, both online and IRL.
What I’m trying to say is: As an observer and participant in lesbian culture, I’ve spent the last few years chronicling the merging of celebrity and lesbianism—celesbianism—throughout the past few decades. I’m a millennial, which means I’m old enough to remember what it felt like to be discriminated against for being gay, to be repressed, to hide myself, to change myself, to feel different and othered and scared and alone. But I’m also young enough, and lucky enough, to have witnessed the world change. Still, unfortunately, the damage had already been done. Pop culture—in all its spectacular, mind-bending beauty and its numbing, tragic scarring—molded me. These days, we hear bellows for representation,
but what does that actually mean? Pop culture is currently studded with out queer figureheads like Sarah Paulson, Tessa Thompson, Kate McKinnon, and the Golden Gate Bridge (do not bother disputing this—she is a large, hulking lesbian), but I’m starkly aware that older generations weren’t so fortunate. Things are better, yes, but they’re not fixed.
Many of us are still grappling with the trauma of growing up steeped in narratives far more sinister than every lesbian is named Ellen.
Many queer women’s stories, even those of quite famous queer women, have been swept under the rug or altogether scrubbed from history.
The way I see it, there are five distinct chapters of celesbianism. First, an era I’ll nickname The Scrubbing,
which starts at, uh, I don’t know, the beginning of recorded time, and ends with the 1980s. I know what you’re thinking: How do you group Lucy, the most famous early human ancestor and undeniable queer icon, with the evolved culture of 1970s America? Um, because we weren’t that fucking evolved. And also because I’m not an LGBTQ or feminist scholar—I’m just an obnoxious white person who went to college for music industry.
I’m not an expert, nor a historian, nor am I certified by any institution to record lesbian media for posterity. No, I’m simply a thousand-year-old gay witch trapped in a human body, waiting for the curse to be lifted, spending my days blending in by writing about Lindsay Lohan. So just take this with a grain of salt, okay? The Scrubbing.
This period is sprawling, yes, but it’s also an expanse of time in which female queerness was erased from history—just scrubbed entirely from our texts and accounts, a homophobic outlook that didn’t really begin to morph until the 1980s. Basically, it was humanity’s flop era. The Scrubbing was an epoch of revisionist history in which we pretended women weren’t fucking each other, even though a plethora of extremely notable women were fingerblasting the ever-loving shit out of their gal pals.
Like Queen Anne, who was banging her best friend in a chilly-ass stone castle in eighteenth-century England (goals). Or Anne Lister, a gender-bending property owner who was collecting rent checks and the moans of women in nineteenth-century Halifax. Or Virginia Woolf, the embattled author who wrote intense love letters to wealthy white women in twentieth-century England. Queen Anne, Anne Lister, Virginia Woolf: we know these names, but we barely remembered them for being queer—that is, until the late 2010s, when all three of their stories were dusted off and turned into major motion pictures or HBO dramas (The Favourite, Gentleman Jack, and Vita & Virginia, respectively).
Other notable figures in The Scrubbing include Eleanor Roosevelt—yes, fucking first lady Eleanor Roosevelt—who was blackmailed by the FBI for having a relationship with a female AP reporter. And Sally Ride, the first American woman in space, who we all remember as a feminist hero, but whose queer history often gets skipped over: Sally had relationships with women throughout her life, one of which lasted two decades and ended with Sally’s untimely death. I have to ask the same question: Why don’t we remember Roosevelt as being queer? Or Ride? Or Billie Holiday, Katharine Hepburn, Emily Dickinson, all of whose queer narratives were actually recorded? Their queerness was purposefully eschewed and scratched from our memories like I scratched heterosexuality out of my life in 2015. (Though, like with Gentleman Jack, Dickinson’s gay life was adapted for the small-screen in 2019.) I can’t help but mourn for these women: If the fucking Queen of England wasn’t allowed to be out and queer, what was it like for queer women who weren’t the actual queen? How were they affected by a landscape completely devoid of visible queerness? How much would their quality of life have improved if Queen Anne were out as a giant dyke, had she even been afforded that opportunity?
After The Scrubbing came the 1980s, a decade I’ll call The Leaking, when lesbianism was actually starting to be spoken about in media—though not in a positive light. This is when the gatekeepers of heterosexuality failed to keep our stories buried any longer, and female queerness began leaking through the cracks. However, just because queer stories were being published in the ’80s doesn’t mean that queerness was accepted. Leaking
doesn’t just mean that lesbianism seeped out of the gay sewers we were relegated to; it also means that our stories were leaked—as in, people were outed. Public-facing queer narratives were painted as salacious, secret affairs, too lewd to be welcomed or normalized.
There was Billie Jean King, the tennis superstar who was outed in a palimony lawsuit brought about by her ex-girlfriend that hindered King’s career. Or Whitney Houston, one of the most famous pop stars of the decade, who had a relationship with her friend Robyn Crawford that was maliciously speculated about, and Robyn, more visibly queer than Whitney, was unfairly labeled a bad influence.
None of these celebrities were able to come out on their own terms—and some of them tragically died before being afforded that opportunity. Again, why don’t we remember Whitney Houston as being queer? And what message did those salacious
stories about her send to queer teens in the 1980s? Call Whitney Houston bisexual, you cowards!!!
Then came the 1990s, an era that I can speak to personally. I’ll call this The Outcasting—after queer women were scrubbed and leaked, we finally began recognizing lesbians as people, rather than cryptozoological, X-Files-like myths. Queer visibility rose, but society still tried to silence women, shame them for being out, position them as outcasts and weirdos simply for living their lives. In the ’90s, the patriarchy’s vise grip on media clung to the outdated notion that being out had life-altering repercussions, like it did for Billie Jean King or Eleanor Roosevelt. This period was the patriarchal, heteronormative media’s last-ditch effort to stain lesbian stories before the floodgates of visibility and normalization opened.
The ’90s engendered a swell of queerness in media: TV was gayed with characters like Willow and Tara on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Music was gayed: k.d. lang and Melissa Etheridge popped the fuck off on strummy songs about women. Lang covered a 1993 issue of Vanity Fair, intertwined with a scantily clad Cindy Crawford. (Fuck, that photo shoot is so hot. Please google it immediately. It’s an emergency.) Movies were gayed: We got Bound from the Wachowski sisters, which broke boundaries for portrayals of lesbian sex, and But I’m a Cheerleader, which pioneered the queer teen sex comedy, and was also the first of multiple important Natasha Lyonne lesbian roles. Everything was gayed in the ’90s: Sporty Spice, who wasn’t actually queer, popularized gay fashion with her athletic lewks (Umbro shorts—I’m telling you, teens, please bring these back). Politics were gayed: Angela Eagle became the first openly lesbian British member of Parliament. Shit, in the ’90s, even murder was gayed: Aileen Wuornos, the serial killer who slaughtered seven men in Florida, was a lesbian, and Charlize Theron won an Oscar for portraying her in 2004. Not a great look for the community… but okay!
With all the rising visibility queer women had in the ’90s, they were still treated to a collective side-eye from the public. That harmful worldview shaped the first twenty-three years of my life. I often wonder how much I could’ve experienced in love and life had the pop culture I was consuming just told me that being gay was okay. Why did I have to wait until 2008, when Hilary Duff ended homophobia by partnering with GLSEN for a PSA asking teenagers to stop using gay
as a pejorative? I want to talk about what it was like to grow up in this era, to exhume it from my bitter core and examine the message we were sending to ’90s girls—girls like me, who dressed like Sporty Spice and wanted Harriet the Spy to spy on me but was just too young to know about k.d. lang or Willow from Buffy or to watch teen sex comedies. (And I will talk about it; keep reading.)
At the turn of the millennium, things began to change—like, really change. Lesbianism went from being functionally erased, to being leaked, to being outcast, to being exploited during The Spilling, or the aughts. Yes, exploiting female queerness for the male gaze was yet another harmful media practice, but nonetheless, in the 2000s, lesbianism came spilling into pop culture via TV, film, and blogs.
When I look back on 2000s lesbianism, I of course reminisce about the loose ties, bandannas, and inexplicably tiny vests of The L Word fashion (using the word fashion
VERY loosely here). But, having been sheltered and too young to watch explicit Showtime shows, what I really remember about the 2000s is the portrayals of queerness that shaped my understanding of women who love women, like the lesbians
in American Pie 2, who Steve Stifler asks to kiss and rub on each other while he and his shitty friends watch. Seriously, between his role as Jim Levenstein in the American Pie movies and his role as Larry Bloom in Orange Is the New Black, what has Jason Biggs done for lesbians? Nothing. Although he does follow me on Twitter—maybe he’s trying to repent.
The 2000s were brimming with coded queerness, like the sexualized relationship between Demi Moore’s and Cameron Diaz’s characters in Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle. Or the Rolling Stone cover shoot that depicted Gossip Girl costars Blake Lively and Leighton Meester sucking each other’s thumbs, and ice cream cones, and, in turn, every drop of heterosexuality from my teenage body. Also, let the record show that both Charlie’s Angels and the Gossip Girl Rolling Stone cover slap—they’re just male-gazey as hell.
Celesbianism was commodified and monetized in the aughts—which, in itself, was progress at the time, just not the right kind. Public-facing queer couples like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, or Ruby Rose and the Veronicas’ Jess Origliasso, were being papped and exploited and splayed across every gossip blog, like the Brangelinas and Bennifers and Zanessas of the world had (although the Bennifers of the world weren’t being shamed for queerness or written off as crazy
or wild
for straight-dating). In the 2000s, we weren’t quite there yet morally—sure, we were treated to brief queer story lines on The O.C., House, and Grey’s Anatomy, but stars like Lindsay Lohan were still being sexualized or dubbed unstable for daring to date women publicly. Yes, Lindsay Lohan was battling addiction at the time, but I absolutely remember thinking that her bisexuality was a direct result of her plummeting mental health. Oh, what marvelous things the media taught me, and generations of people, about same-sex attraction! (More on this specific relationship later—way more. Like, an exegesis on this later. *forces self to refocus after thinking about Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson*)
Finally, we arrive at the fifth and ongoing chapter of lesbian history: the 2010s through today, The Mainstreaming of lesbianism. Around the time Orange Is the New Black hit in 2013, the dam broke, and lesbian shit came deluging out of our screens, magazines, and headphones. In this decade, our televisions were flooded with queer female stories, like Glee, Faking It, Lost Girl, Killing Eve, Gentleman Jack, Schitt’s Creek, and Naomi Watts’s absolutely batshit erotic thriller series Gypsy, forgotten already by everyone but me. The 2010s gifted us with iconic lesbian movies like Blue Is the Warmest Colour and Carol. We even got major-studio teen sex comedies like Booksmart and Blockers (as opposed to indie ones like But I’m a Cheerleader in the ’90s).
After 2013, celebrities followed suit: Elliot Page came out as gay during a livestreamed event (and later came out as trans in 2020). In 2014, it was still monumental for an A-list actor to come out on a world stage—because we simultaneously had come so far and yet hadn’t made any progress at all. After Page’s 2014 announcement, there was also this boom of a new generation of celesbians: Model Cara Delevingne and Fast & Furious actress Michelle Rodriguez were papped drunkenly kissing courtside at a Knicks game. Kristen Stewart mowed through Hollywood like a fucking gay ATV, sparking Sapphic rumors about her costar in The Runaways, Dakota Fanning; then with St. Vincent; then with Stella Maxwell, a former flame of Miley Cyrus’s. Then Cara Delevingne dated St. Vincent. Celesbianism in the 2010s was so rich and entertaining that it’s hard not to blur the timeline.
During The Mainstreaming, there was this mass coming out, and not just amongst celebrities. Especially on the internet—suddenly, YouTubers and social media stars were coming out left and right in viral videos that replayed endlessly on the Today show, leaving the Love Is Love
Facebook-mom crowd to weep into their morning bran. You might remember the Rhodes twins, those two crystal-eyed, blond-haired boys who came out to their father on speakerphone and filmed it. Or Ingrid Nilsen, a beauty influencer who also bawled into her point-and-shoot and posted her coming-out story on YouTube. Queer female influencers started crafting what online lesbianism looked like—from the GIFs we trafficked on Lesbian Tumblr, to the gay fashions we double-tapped on Instagram, to the way we expressed queer thirst on Twitter. (Example: I want Cate Blanchett to hurl a grand piano off a skyscraper, aimed directly at my body. More on the violent expression of queer desire, the step on me
trend, later.)
Additionally, music stars like Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Cardi B, and Kesha came out as queer. Mainstream pop was studded with out queer pop stars, like Janelle Monáe, Hayley Kiyoko, Kehlani, and Rina Sawayama. And, of course, once the bubble of homophobia popped and splooged onto the face of every Republican in America, Obergefell v. Hodges happened. Although the timeline is very chicken or the egg,
as in: Was the vindication of marriage equality in 2015 a response to the queering of pop culture, and transitively, culture? Or was the gen pop just ready for a holistic normalization of queerness, which transpired in a queering both politically and culturally? It’s hard to say, and it’s also difficult to measure the effects all of this had on the gen pop and the way we viewed homosexuality, as it’s all deeply personal, which means it’s complex and human.
I’m still battling the internalized homophobia I retained as collateral damage from consuming patriarchal, homophobic media for twenty years. Every day, I find myself recovering from two decades of repression, a span of time I spent crafting a personality that fit the mold of acceptability in the ’90s and 2000s, rather than living my life as the Harriet the Spy lesbian I was dying to be. Repression severely delayed me