Everand Logo

Welcome to Everand!

  • Discover millions of ebooks, audiobooks, and so much more with a free trial

    Only $11.99/month after trial. Cancel anytime.

    Summon House
    Summon House
    Summon House
    Ebook60 pages32 minutes

    Summon House

    By Brad D. Sibbersen

    ()

    Read preview

    About this ebook

    Summon House (1) is widely regarded as the worst television program ever made. No one has ever seen it. "Summon House" (2) is an unusual story. Duplicate chapter numbers and other unique formatting is intentional. Summon House (3) is a real place and one should not go there.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherInept Concepts
    Release dateJan 27, 2022
    ISBN9798201078546
    Summon House

    Read more from Brad D. Sibbersen

    Related to Summon House

    Related ebooks

    Absurdist For You

    View More
    View More

    Related podcast episodes

    Related articles

    • Article

      Restless Souls

      Mar 6, 2018

      Restless Souls
      8 min read

    • Article

      Leviathan

      Aug 10, 2022

      After we killed the passengers, we put the bodies in one of the low-pressure, unheated storage compartments. Some people had wanted to have some kind of solemn burial-in-space thing; that was too ghoulish for most of us, though. Mostly the ones we ki

      25 min read

    • Article

      Framed

      Oct 11, 2023

      Framed
      9 min read

    • Article

      Moving Out, Shifting In

      Jan 8, 2024

      Moving Out, Shifting In
      4 min read

    • Article

      Malcolm Mcdowell

      Nov 4, 2020

      Malcolm Mcdowell
      3 min read

    • Article

      Murder Most Fowl

      Mar 12, 2023

      Murder Most Fowl
      2 min read

    • Article

      The Book of Loki

      Mar 12, 2018

      The Book of Loki
      20 min read

    • Article

      Daughter’s DILEMMA

      Dec 29, 2021

      Daughter’s DILEMMA
      3 min read

    • Article

      They Got Their Show

      Aug 10, 2021

      It is midnight in Ponderosa and Nick Velasquez can’t sleep. The public doesn’t want him to sleep. It’s been like this ever since it hit all the big streaming platforms. The viewers stay up bingeing and he… well, he has been bingeing in his own way. W

      14 min read

    • Article

      The Man Behind Edna

      May 17, 2023

      The Man Behind Edna
      7 min read

    • Article

      Excerpts From The Works Of The 2024 Whiting Award Winners

      Apr 10, 2024

      The 2024 Whiting Award winners were announced Wednesday night. Below are excerpts from their work.

      19 min read

    • Article

      THE PLOT thickens...

      Oct 11, 2020

      THE PLOT thickens...
      3 min read

    • Article

      Elizabeth Debicki

      May 12, 2024

      Elizabeth Debicki
      5 min read

    • Article

      Memo To Self: Don't Tell Bernard Manning Gags

      Nov 15, 2023

      ‘Do you reckon,’ I enquired on a visit to my wife in bucolic Dorset, ‘that this is an early sign of frontal-lobe dementia?’ Rebecca, who underscored her high intelligence and flawless judgement by vacating the marital home 13 years ago, pondered this

      3 min read

    • Article

      Green Ticket To Ride

      Feb 19, 2024

      Green Ticket To Ride
      8 min read

    • Article

      THE DUKE OF Edinbrough Hotel

      Nov 13, 2019

      THE DUKE OF Edinbrough Hotel
      6 min read

    • Article

      Famous People

      Mar 1, 2022

      Famous People
      15 min read

    • Article

      A Haunting in Manhattan

      Oct 23, 2023

      A Haunting in Manhattan
      8 min read

    • Article

      Never Done THAT

      Oct 20, 2020

      Never Done THAT
      6 min read

    • Article

      The Bad Housekeeper

      Jul 17, 2020

      The Bad Housekeeper
      5 min read

    • Article

      Cold Calling

      Jan 18, 2021

      Two or three phone calls per week. Every week for six months. All more or less the same. “Hello Mrs Redmond, this is Martin/Tim/Alice/Marmaduke [I’m serious], I’m calling from your internet provider to let you know that your broadband server has been

      6 min read

    • Article

      ABATH For All SEASONS

      Jul 4, 2019

      ABATH For All SEASONS
      7 min read

    • Article

      Gore Blimey

      Jul 22, 2024

      Ant Timpson is the creator of the Incredibly Strange Film Festival, purveyor of insanely gory films and possessor of a deep streak of black humour. He likes horror and mayhem and what most normal people might regard as sicko stuff. Do you know what t

      7 min read

    • Article

      Behind CLOSED DOORS

      Jul 3, 2024

      Behind CLOSED DOORS
      9 min read

    Related categories

    Reviews for Summon House

    0 ratings

    0 ratings0 reviews

    What did you think?

    Tap to rate

    Review must be at least 10 words

      Book preview

      Summon House - Brad D. Sibbersen

      I

      That's it? She unbuckled her seat belt and was stepping out of the car almost before it had stopped.

      It's larger on the inside. Or so they say.

      Like Snoopy's doghouse, she nodded.

      He double-checked that the headlights were off, locked the door, tested the handle to be certain that the door was, in fact, locked.

      No one's going to break into it way out here.

      He grunted an unintelligible response.

      The House – all capital H of it – was impressive, she decided, even if it wasn't the sprawling architectural monstrosity she'd expected. Three proper stories, in a gothic revival style, faux towers and peaked attics and ornamental chimneys seemingly slapped on, here and there, at random. The windows were all barred, even the tiny circular ones looking out of those after-market attics, and she half expected to spy the half-wit brother or some musty family ghost briefly peering out of one before fading back, into the darkness. It looked like a magician's house, or at least an eccentric's.

      Desmond is staring at it like a man who's come home after a long absence, but hadn't wanted to.

      Dutch...? she prodded gently. You okay?

      I can see myself...

      -

      ...outside, arriving. Peyton's with me. Talking about the House. I'm just staring at it, like I know something's going to go wrong. Like I know. Except it can't be me me because now I'm lighting up a cigarette, and I don't smoke. I've never smoked...

      -

      You won't, Peyton said. I have faith in you.

      There were six additional vehicles parked in the circular driveway. The Benz looked like it belonged there. The others were mostly as nondescript as their own, generic American bourgeoisie, although the little yellow sports job – something British – stood out, as did the monstrous pickup truck, showroom new and peppered with patriotic bumper stickers, like red white and blue buckshot.

      -

      I've never smoked, and Peyton's hair is wrong.

      1

      It's a damn fine thing, Chester told the hitchhiker he'd picked up, a truck like this. He slapped the outside of the door for emphasis, turned up the music. Waylon Jennings.

      I don't like country music, the girl said. Cut-off shorts that would put Daisy Duke to shame. Tied-off work shirt. Designer cowboy boots. And she doesn't like country music, she says.

      What do you like then?

      Molly.

      I mean what music.

      EDM, mostly.

      I don't even know what that is.

      She stretched out her short (but impressive) legs and planted her ridiculous designer boots right on the dash.

      It's a good thing this truck is stolen, Chester thought.

      How old did you say you were? she asked him.

      She asked him.

      "Are

      Enjoying the preview?
      Page 1 of 1