Holt's Almanac
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a clever and knowledgeable
protagonist, Holt Dooley, and his
encounters of actual folklore
creatures that have been recorded
around the United States. His journey starts as a criminal
and ends in a peculiar fashion,
making one want to re-read and
catch all of the hidden details.
These details were meticulously
placed over a period of five years of
historical and scientific research, which helped to accurately
accelerate the interactions of Holt
and his gang through many of the
American ecosystems, cultures,
and legends. This story might
appeal to fans of C.S. Lewis, as well
as adventurers, and maybe even
those who find themselves asking
about the meaning of life.
After reading Holt's Almanac, one
will gain a wealth of unusable facts, find themselves smiling over the
quirky humor, and ask questions
about other dimensions and the
human subconscious. It is
altogether possible that one might
become healthy, wealthy, and wise
after reading this book, although
maybe not a direct result.
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Holt's Almanac - L. C. Huffman
CHAPTER 1
(The Dark is Never Lonely)
Reflections are easy to see, yet difficult to grasp. It is frightening to think that whatever you can see in a mirror can possibly see you. Holt Dooley was reminded of this truth, as he held a burbling parallel of himself in the water of his cooking pot.
Rotating on its ancient, invisible axis, the portion of the globe Holt sat upon was spotlighted by our sun. He took the pot from his rock oven and savored the rest of his sassafras tea alongside the colors of dawn. That wholesome moment of respite, sandwiched in between two difficult days of traveling on foot, was just as palatable as the tea. Crossing the Carolina-line on the Appalachian trail toward Mount Mitchell, he supplemented himself with a mulberry to every hundredth step. A wayfaring forager such as himself, counts on every ounce of nutrients to propel them on their journey; constantly moving and constantly eating to keep enough energy. Arguably nothing is as valuable as ecological knowledge for this lifestyle, which is why he had been in the process of memorizing every detail of recently purchased Audubon books. An occasional branch would untuck his locks from underneath his cap, but his determined countenance remained unchanged. Every calling bird he counted and every passing plant he named.
The perception of Dooley based on a newspaper description versus a television depiction would portray two drastically different characters. His newly found skillset bore the resemblance of a mountain hermit, while his physical appearance showed a reasonably well kept man suitable for the social world. Although, I suppose his hair had grown to a hockey-cut, and his red flannel jacket was covered in dirt. The Appalachian humidity certainly didn’t favor his clothing choice, which was reflected in the fact that the flannel was tied around his waist. He planned on getting more use out of it further down the way on his expedition.
The peak of Mount Mitchell¹ became a well deserved viewpoint, and he took to sketching the scene in his journal to remember its rugged grace. As weeping trees dropped their vermillion splashed leaves, the slow setting was better etched into his memory than his paper.
6684 elevation...remarkable. Last great peak until the Rockies,
Holt thought to himself.
The exercising of his mind was clear by his outward expressions. His fingers would become restless, and twiddling a small piece of driftwood in between them was alleviating and almost involuntary. It was smooth from the natural oil of his skin and the consistent friction it experienced when he would twiddle it. The face of the twig showcased lines of contour like a fingerprint, from its growth patterns when it once lived in the soil. It was a special gift to him, representing an important relationship in his past. Holt always had a lot to think about, even when events around him were mundane, his mind was occupied. Yet being twenty-something and on-the-run, jobless and fatigued, he was not worried. No, certainly not worried. Dooley had thought of every possible outcome for any reasonable situation he could find himself in, and consequently rarely encountered regret or even excitement.
His burning calves took him northwestward off of the Appalachian trail to blaze his own. Almost walking into a spider web, he abruptly stopped and examined his hated enemy². It was bright yellow, spiny, and particularly ugly. He decided to traverse around the web rather than destroy it, solely because he was feeling merciful, but it was clear he was no friend to arachnids.
Without alluding too much, I can say that he had mustered a tremendous amount of courage to leave his home in the way that he did, and for weeks he kept it up. For Holt’s sake, his origin and all it encompasses will more easily be accepted if one gets to know him first. That is why I don’t plan on documenting these events so directly and to the point; the way I’m choosing to elaborate is deliberate. Anyhow.
It was just until entering this hauntingly thick forest, that his confidence wavered. Although he anticipated this personal low would happen at some point, prior knowledge of the event didn’t comfort him in the present. It seems anticipation alone gains nothing, but coupled with preparation, it emerges as a powerful tool for one’s psyche. In light of this, he had not prepared for what he was witnessing: a forest that grew darker faster than nightfall.
Under this canopy, I wouldn’t even be able to read a map if I had one,
he thought.
The woods were inescapably dense, wherein branches were tightly gathered, even woven like a basket. In the earlier days of his journey, Holt relied on the sky and its stars for direction. Yet, being dusk, and incapable of seeing a full-picture view of the heavens anyway, he began to guess his way around. He hoped that his way
wouldn’t actually turn out to be round
. Oftentimes this happens to wanderers. Having one’s left leg undetectably shorter than their right, or maybe even using one side of your brain more than the other, could make them eventually walk in circles. But having measured his legs before taking on this expedition, he figured this was one problem he wouldn’t have to worry about. Not because his feet met the ground at simultaneously perfect lengths, but because he knew his dimensions, and calculated his steps accordingly. As you will ascertain by the end of this account, knowing your dimensions³ is very, very important.
At the start of the seemingly enchanted, ink-blotched forest, light leaked through the treetops as rays, like tiny streams of water through a beaver dam. He would, on occasion, stop and stare through the opening to remind himself what the sky looked like. Unfortunately, where Holt found himself further, whatever leaked through the analogous dam that existed previously, had been patched up. He could not see rays, but only mere photons clinging to the rough surface of tree bark and the tips of pine needles. The bright specks resembled what he imagined fairies to look like, their wings somewhere hidden in the blurry light bubble that surrounded them. His slight astigmatism made the creature’s detail much more amorphous.
If Dooley wished to continue, it was clear that the only solution was to create his own light. He gently felt across the deeply cracked and furrowed bark searching for spots where the trees were injured. His fingers, like a king’s signet ring, met a tar like substance and sealed their prints into its wax. He broke a cedar branch and gathered the resin on its end. The nearly empty lighter rested in his bag, which he used to place a small flame on his branch. After a few attempts to get it started, the fire did take, and his pine resin torch was a success. The war on darkness had begun, and he was brutally disadvantaged, but content with his standing.
Holt walked with his torch until his muscles ached and pleaded with him to rest. As far as the fire’s light could reach, he searched for a suitable spot to make camp. Moss laid the foundation for the visible portion of every tree trunk, however, it assuredly lay on more than just the north facing side⁴. Finding a boulder outcropping for shelter, he arranged a bed of the moss to rest on. He then converted the torch into a campfire, by whittling its own cedar handle into kindling.
Apparently, like bugs to a lamp post, the fairies had returned, sparking around the campfire in all directions⁵. He counted them, as one counts sheep when nodding off. Coupling this hazy visual with a whiff of Eastern Red Cedar would coerce nearly anyone into coziness. The sound of it crackling into embers is akin to story-time whispers...for some at least. Others find the whispering to be unsettling.
At least I’ll sleep well tonight.
He mumbled to himself, as some Appalachian natives have the habit of doing. His subtle blend of a rural southern and mountain accent was apparent in a few words, but not most.
Having great self-awareness, he conjured a comical mental image of himself talking in his loneliness, and laughed. Realizing that he had then also laughed to himself, he decided to cut his losses, and go to sleep. It is widely accepted in the circles of wayfaring people, that extended periods of isolation puts immense strain on the mind -- as truth, in all its viscosity, is mainly established through consensus. Oftentimes, when one has been alone for long, they speak to themselves because they are sane.
Waking to less light than when he fell asleep, Dooley saw that the canopy was too thick to notice if the sun had risen. He wielded the fire’s remaining glowing embers by a new torch and trudged through the now peculiar feeling forest. For a moment he thought he saw a face with a red mustache embossed into one of the thick trunks that surrounded him, but upon further inspection, the fire’s light revealed the contorted surface of an oak’s knots and knobs. A maroon mushroom⁶ fixed above a small crater in the tree explained the mustache. Increasingly, the feeling that something was stalking him, crawled out of his mind, tingling his neck just before leaping to fallen twigs and the noisy dry leaves. Holt had goosebumps. The sounds of a forest when you are alone are enough to make one paranoid, but in a scenario such as this, the worries are exponentially greater.
Holt’s nostrils flared in response to a new scent, not one that he himself had been harboring. The fragrance of burning herbs wrapped around him and murmured that he was not the only one occupying the area. Instead of being wary as most humans would, Holt decided the apothecary would have direction for him and followed the source downwind.
The fragrance⁷ he was following now took a visibly sentient form and continued cantering with its back turned. It was an entity composed of pure white smoke, with no intention other than movement. Just as one exhales in the cold pushing their breath ahead of them, so the being appeared, stacking fume upon fume in a puzzling propulsion. Detailed footprints of finely powdered ash wisped upwards, defining the feet and calves of the fragrance, yet the knee upward was considerably less structured.
Where are you leading me?
Holt inquired
"Baba⁸ Unaka⁹ summons you," it answered.
"Oh. Well, do you have a name or something to be called?"
The being sped up to Holt's jogging pace, refusing to reply. He figured its sole purpose was to fetch, and according to its anatomical make-up, must have a short lifespan. In which case, it would have no need for a name; that would be an unnecessary accessory to its prompt purpose. This intrigued Dooley and brought up new questions he would contemplate for the rest of this trek. Does the smoke-being believe its lifespan to be long or quick? I wonder what the trees think about their lives, and what they think that I think about mine.
He briefly observed the trees, and how their branches followed the fire of his torch, hungry for any bit of light. A half of an hour passed, along with all of this speculation flooding his mind, but he didn't speak to the smoke any longer.
As the torch burned brightly, it cast to the ground an occasional silhouette of a feeding bat, distracting Holt and almost causing him to bump into the being he was following. His abrupt stop was in front of a particularly eerie home sight. The vapor-like being walked forth and dissolved over top of a mixed burn-pile of goldenrod, black walnuts, and an assortment of strange fungi.
The house was constructed into a small hill where it existed cohesively with the surrounding nature. Similar to the Incan homes of the Andes, rocks were painstakingly placed like a jigsaw puzzle to act as a frame. The entrance lacked a door, but vines hung from the rocks so that privacy was easily kept. Contorted trees were in pairs of three and the branches held an assortment of trinkets and ornaments. Mossy pebbles formed intricate mosaic patterns around the patio, but the light struck them so faintly that Holt could not make out any full shape¹⁰. Though perplexed, he was not troubled, choosing to make his way down the meandering path toward the threshold.
He peered through the hanging vines and saw a room with no occupants other than an odd collection of objects, scattered bones, and miscellaneous ingredients from plant cuttings to mineral powders.
Baba Unaka?
He murmured softly.
Hearing no answer, Dooley spared the time to wait out front. The goal of his journey required some amount of punctuality, but his need for direction overshadowed any urgency. He sat on the bedewed grass, and began to write poems¹¹ in his journal to pass the time. These are my two favorite of the ones he wrote:
A bat without sight
Sees even more than I might,
But do they know why?
A bear with his paws
Bears little weight with no flaws
A bare land's bairies¹²
Holt tuned his ear to the hooting of nearby owls and practiced his own call back. Great effort yielded him poor results and slight embarrassment, but he listened to see if a response would be made. Out of the silence, he heard the maneuvering of an aviator cutting the air and whistling toward him.
Seeking out the figure, which grew lighter by the second, he beheld the image of a woman riding a broom. Classic,
He thought to himself. The pilot flew within feet of him and threw herself off in walking pace as if her agenda owned no time to stop. She looked familiar. Her hair was luminous and as red as fresh cinders. With her appearance and demeanor, she held at bay more than a few suitors, toying like a cat with a ball of yarn.
"Sorry I'm late, an egregious man in Georgia was in a fiddle standoff¹³ with some important friends, said the witch jokingly,
I'm..."
Baba Unaka, I know who you are,
interrupted Holt.
Hmm, I was planning to say that to you... a bit full of yourself maybe?
she mumbled. Well, Baba Unaka is just a title. My real name is Rosaline, but you can call me Rosie. How did you find yourself in this place, Holt Dooley?
Your knowledge is tangential to my purpose, isn't it? Let’s get on with it. I imagine your rules resemble the Baba Yaga I once read about?
Strictly business with you, isn't it?
She smiled. Holt remained stone cold with his expressions despite her charm and beauty. Yes, there are similarities between witches, of course. Come inside so we can discuss out of earshot of the trees.
He pushed the vines out of his way and followed her in. Rosaline took her mortar and pestle, crushing herbs while she talked. He inspected her shelves and poked around with his piece of driftwood. Her back was turned as she multi-tasked, and he hid any sign of emotion to the witch when she would look back on occasion. He figured the less she knew of him, the better.
So, what is it you desire?
Her grin widened.
I would like direction out of these murky woods and northbound toward Kentucky.
Is that all? How about the ability to fly out of these woods? Or maybe an elk skin map that can get you to places even the most brilliant cartographers can't comprehend?
She glanced at the shelf behind her, revealing its location to Holt.
Elk skin, huh? No, I'll be fine with just the directions,
he replied.
"Well, as per the rules, I can’t give you much for free, even though your request is so small. I'll give you the directions in exchange for this: tell the green-eyed head¹⁴ when you pass it, that it can find a body with the headless train conductor of Chapel Hill¹⁵ that the locals complain about. That will save me some annoying socialization."
Casually strolling toward the elk skin map for further inspection, he made a half circle around the witch, and questioned her to repress any suspicion.
Hypothetically, if you give me those directions, and I cross paths with a mischievous band of goblins, or maybe a hungry ogre, what will be the use of your service since I didn't make it to my destination?
he inquired.
Ah, so you desire insurance additionally? The creatures who roam about this realm don't act according to any fiction book you might have read, so it might also require skill in bartering. I can either give you an object of value, or lend you the ability to speak with sly persuasion. Which will it be?
A raspy voice yelled from outside, Baba Unaka? Let me in.
Holt looked across the room and saw a green-eyed head, sitting at the entrance. The witch turned and gave her attention to him, while Holt quickly snuck his hand to the top shelf and felt for the elk hide.
Hmm... jar of something, bowl of squishies, pointy rocks...Ah, the map!
he thought. Stealing isn't morally wrong if a witch is the victim. Imagine what she would do with this anyway.
Holt justified his actions, and swiftly pulled it down, consequently dislodging the jar of something
as well. She doesn't need this either.
He stuffed both items in his rucksack, and turned his head to the witch walking toward him. Barely sparing the time to appear innocent, Holt assumed the witch did not notice anything out of place yet.
You managed to get away without having to track the green-eyed head down, that was him,
she said with a sigh.
Couldn't have guessed it.
He replied in a sarcastic tone.
Ah! So you could indeed see him? Interesting.
Of course, I could see him. Who would miss a head rolling around with glowing green eyes?
Yes, well back to business. You wanted persuasion, that will cost you. I'll have that piece of wood you twiddle in between your fingers...as it must mean something to you.
Nope, I don't want persuasion.
He deliberately interrupted again. What if I make it through the woods on your direction, and don't encounter any dangerous beast? Then I will have to pay for the persuasive speech without my gain.
So, you want an object of value then because you may profit whether the demons question you or not,
she said, starting to feel a hint of annoyance. Tell me, what is it exactly you are looking for?
Her informal words rolled off of her tongue breathily, as she commonly talked, like a purring cat.
After Rosaline teasingly pushed him backwards by his chest, Holt rudely rejected any physical interaction with the witch. Not because he wasn’t attracted to her, but simply due to the fact that he had places to be and things to do.
I have decided that I simply will have the directions.
Now the witch had not met such a human that perplexed her like this. Although his prideful nature annoyed her, she was also captivated by a certain aspect of his character. However, her cheeks grew flushed with embarrassment after he refused to reciprocate her flirtatious gesture. Consequently, she ordered a gust of wind to throw him further into the dark forest. She proceeded to watch him through a crystal ball -- though it looked more like a reptile’s scale¹⁶ than the traditional sphere type.
Dooley hit the forest floor with great force. He was relieved the witch spared him, for he knew acting in disrespect was a gamble, but having her flustered would produce this outcome, and this outcome was more profitable. He sat up and regained his breath, pulling out his jar and new map to guide him north. His content expression fell briefly to confusion, when he realized the jar was empty and his map was more of a conundrum than he had planned for. He would turn, and lines would suddenly appear on the elk hide, with a script he was not literate in. He pointed in the direction he thought likely to be north and attempted to follow the lines on the map as they were drawn.
Hours passed and the forest remained as dark and dense as it was at Rosie’s home. His stomach spoke to him in grumbles, complaining over the lack of attention. Stumbling upon a few berries in the brush, he ravished the branches, making the area around him desolate. Furthermore, the last fluid of his antiquated Zippo lighter was emptied while creating his next fire, solidifying his need to get out of the forest and re-stock.
A leaflet, soaked from the morning mist, danced through the wind and clung to Holt’s face. His eyes opened, and his pupils were still heavy from the dark. Though sight proved to be difficult, his