Blaine for the Win
By Robbie Couch
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High school junior Blaine Bowers has it all—the perfect boyfriend, a pretty sweet gig as a muralist for local Windy City businesses, a loving family, and awesome, talented friends. And he is absolutely, 100% positive that aforementioned perfect boyfriend—senior student council president and Mr. Popular of Wicker West High School, Joey—is going to invite Blaine to spend spring break with his family in beautiful, sunny Cabo San Lucas.
Except Joey breaks up with him instead. In public. On their one-year anniversary.
Because, according to Joey, Blaine is too goofy, too flighty, too…unserious. And if Joey wants to go far in life, he needs to start dating more serious guys. Guys like Zach Chesterton.
Determined to prove that Blaine can be what Joey wants, Blaine decides to enter the running to become his successor (and beat out Joey’s new boyfriend, Zach) as senior student council president.
But is he willing to sacrifice everything he loves about himself to do it?
Robbie Couch
Robbie Couch writes young adult fiction. If I See You Again Tomorrow, his New York Times bestselling third novel, has received starred reviews from Publishers Weekly, Booklist, and the Bulletin of the Center for Children’s Books. Robbie’s debut, The Sky Blues, was a Junior Library Guild selection. Robbie is originally from small-town Michigan and lives in Los Angeles.
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Blaine for the Win - Robbie Couch
CHAPTER 1
It’s official: a more perfect Friday will never exist.
My spring break has begun. The mural in front of me is turning out to be one of my all-time favorite creations. And, in just a few hours, I’ll be on the most magical date of my entire life. Does it get any better?
Days like today are an anomaly, I’ve learned in my sixteen years. Days like today will stay with me forever. There’s no other way to explain a day like today other than to say the universe must be delivering a hefty batch of good karma that I stored up in a previous life.
I am paying back said universe by featuring it on the storefront of Susan’s Stationery—and doing a pretty bang-up job, if I do say so myself. The mural is only about halfway done, give or take, but coming along much better than I anticipated, honestly. A bubble-gum-pink Saturn with rings of teal floating in cobalt-colored space; the perfect pick-me-up on a boring block like the one that Susan’s Stationery calls home.
Ms. Ritewood, the owner, handed over full creative control to brighten up the greige facade, which has been in desperate, decades-long need of an aggressive facelift
—her words, not mine (although I wholeheartedly agree). City code would probably call for the crumbly storefront to be bulldozed and built from scratch, but with Ms. Ritewood’s limited budget, a high schooler with a big imagination and even bigger paint selection is the next best thing.
Blaine!
I jolt at Ms. Ritewood’s voice, nearly dropping my brush.
She floats from her store entrance to the middle of the sidewalk to get a better view of my progress. After a good five seconds of contemplation, she breathes, "It’s coming along wonderfully."
Relieved, I take a few steps back and attempt to see it through her eyes. You think so?
The cheery store owner, barely five feet tall, stands beside me, eyes wide and arms folded across her belly. The colors are spectacular, Blaine.
Yeah?
She shakes her head in amazement, her sculpted, copper bob of hair unshakeable beneath a layer of hair spray. The rings are mesmerizing.
They’re my favorite part.
And… wait a minute. Is Saturn…
She leans forward, peering at the personified planet, with its emerald eyes, button nose, and oversized dimples. Is Saturn supposed to be… me?
She rotates her head to get my answer.
I bite my lower lip, nervous now that the big reveal has finally made itself known. Yes.
Ah!
Ms. Ritewood lights up, arms shooting into the air. I love it!
She goes in for a hug—
Wait!
I jump back, showing the palms of my hands, which are covered with smudges of cobalt acrylic. I don’t want to ruin your clothes!
Oh, that’s right,
she says, glancing at my raggedy white shirt, splattered with teal. Smart move.
She turns her attention back to the wall with a grin and a sigh.
This moment—the thrill in her eyes, the hanging jaw, the pregnant pause filled with all the possibilities an aggressive facelift like this one could mean for Susan’s Stationery—is a big reason why I paint murals for local businesses around town. I also enjoy the aesthetic rewards of sprucing up my weathered corner of northwest Chicago, of course, and getting lost in my own fictional worlds of color is a form of therapy for me. But watching a business owner in real time taking in their new storefront? I’m not sure if there’s a more rewarding feeling in the world.
Ms. Ritewood looks up at me, cheeks flushed with excitement. Was your—
But an L train zooms along on the rusted tracks above, rattling the liquid surfaces of my paint cans and blanketing our conversation in a deafening roar. Ms. Ritewood finishes her thought, but I don’t hear a word.
Sorry,
I say with a grin. You’ll have to repeat that.
I said
—she raises her voice—was your anniversary dinner canceled?
No…?
I reply slowly, confused. Why would it be?
She glances at her phone. Well, it’s already six o’clock, Blaine, and I thought—
I gasp. What?
Yes, dear.
She checks her phone again. It’s 6:09, to be exact—
I’ve got to go!
I begin hammering on the lids of my paint and throwing items into my reliable utility cart—the four-wheeled metal wagon that I’ve been dragging around Chicago since my first mural.
The biggest dinner of my life is tonight, and I’m running behind.
Can I help you pack up?
she asks, glancing around anxiously.
I consider requesting that she gather up my drop cloth, before reminding myself that Ms. Ritewood is a sixty-something-year-old with lower back pain, persistent carpal tunnel, and the agility of a tortoise. I’ve got it!
You’re sure?
Definitely.
Once my cart is full and the cleanup is complete, I snag the cart handle and dash down the sidewalk for home. I’m making good progress!
I shout over my shoulder. I should be able to finish up in the next week or two!
Sounds good, Blaine,
Ms. Ritewood calls after me, eyeing my cart with concern. But take it easy with that thing! I want you to make it to your dinner alive—and in one piece!
I jog as fast as my tattered cart will allow, without its wheels spinning off into oncoming traffic. Although they’re the least efficient way back home, cozy side streets lined with brownstones are my preferred medium of travel, as the shade from the overhead trees breaks up the late-afternoon sunshine, and you’ll likely see more dogs being walked by their humans that way. But there’s no time for befriending strangers’ pets when you’re racing against the clock, so I veer right onto congested Milwaukee Avenue and pick up the pace, daring my aging cart to rebel.
I can’t be late tonight. Not for the date night of all date nights.
This dinner could very well be one of the highlights of my high school experience, after all, the one-year anniversary of—
Agh!
I hear the terror in my victim’s voice before I see their face.
My guess is, someone turned the sidewalk corner a half second after I zoomed by going the perpendicular direction. And that suspicion is confirmed another half second later, when I feel something slam into the side of my cart behind me.
I turn around just in time to witness several paint cans fall over, and a human body, roughly my size, stumble toward the ground, dropping their plant. The plant pot slams into the sidewalk and shatters into a million pieces. Fresh, dark soil and shards of ceramic scatter everywhere.
Oh no!
I yell, reaching down to help the victim up. To my horror, I realize that I know this very unlucky person. Danny?
Danny Nguyen ignores my outstretched hand. Oof,
he huffs, popping up from the concrete on his own and glancing around to see if passersby witnessed our crash. Maybe you should slow down with that thing, Blaine.
You’re right,
I say, lifting my paint cans back into their upright positions. Fortunately, none of the lids popped off in the crash. Acrylic crisis averted.
He sighs, eyes narrowed on me as he folds his arms against the front of his indigo puffer vest. I smile guiltily, unsure how to steer this painfully awkward interaction to a better place.
Danny falls (literally) into the category of acquaintance that makes a shameful disaster like this as bad as can be. He’s not a friend of mine—someone who could immediately laugh this off and agree to hang out soon—nor is he one of the three million strangers in this city who’d go on their way as I go mine, both of us eager to put the embarrassment behind us. Nope, Danny is smack-dab in the middle—a fellow junior at Wicker West High School who’s just vaguely aware enough of my existence to make this peak cringeworthy.
Damn,
he says, suddenly aware of what happened to his little cactus plant thing (which I assume is now on its deathbed). My aloe vera.
Your al-uh-what?
My aloe vera plant,
he says, bending at the knees to assess the damage. I just bought it.
When?
Five minutes ago.
I gulp. Oh. Dang. Well, Danny… I’m—
Sorry,
he sighs, irritated. Yeah, I bet you are.
Really, though! I am.
With no remaining pot for the plant to call home, Danny carefully holds it in the palms of his hands like he’s cradling a newborn chick. He looks up at me, expressionless, hoping I’ll say or do something that will help make this unbearable moment a little less nails-on-a-chalkboard terrible.
I check my phone, grimacing. It’s 6:20. I’m going to be so late. So, so late. I’ve got to go!
I say, snagging the handle of my cart and darting off.
Really?
he calls after me. That’s it?
I’ll get you a new aloha plant, I promise!
Aloe vera!
What?
Never mind.
Welp, add buy new al-uh-whatever plant for Danny Nguyen
to my running list of things to do, right after finish Ms. Ritewood’s mural.
Alternatively, I could avoid him like the plague through graduation day, a year and some odd months from now, which—at a school as large as Wicker West—isn’t entirely out of the question.
I finally make it home—a boring brick town house not unlike the sea of forgettable apartments near Susan’s Stationery. (Maybe my next mural should be on my own block—a magenta Jupiter, floating in a turquoise solar system, surrounded by golden stars.) I drop the handle of my cart in front of the stone steps, race up, and blast through the front door.
My aunt Starr, standing a few feet away in her plush, lavender bathrobe, looks just as frazzled as I am. I open my mouth to explain how I lost track of time and then crashed my cart into a classmate, but—
It doesn’t matter,
she cuts in, holding up a finger. We’ve got fifteen minutes to make you sparkle. Let’s go.
CHAPTER 2
My feet, achy from the sprint home, race up the stairs as fast as they can carry me. I slip my shirt and sneakers off as I speed down the hall, half-naked before I reach the bathroom.
I hung your shirt up in there!
Aunt Starr calls after me from the foyer.
And I put the rest of your outfit in there too!
my best friend, Trish, adds from my bedroom as I race by without glancing inside.
Thank you!
I yell back to both of them, then slam the bathroom door, strip off the rest of my clothes, and jump into the shower.
First things first: washing the hues of Ms. Ritewood’s psychedelic universe from my skin. I can’t show up looking like a used paint palette tonight—not when everything needs to be perfect. So I lather up and start scrubbing with the gritty bar soap that Aunt Starr got me for my birthday. Once I’ve successfully transitioned back from a rainbow-spotted Martian to a peach-colored Earthling, I hop out and towel off.
Someone knocks. Are you almost ready?
It’s Trish.
Yes!
I exclaim, rubbing lotion into my forearms. Give me two minutes.
Hurry up. You’re cutting it close.
I rub in the lotion faster. I know, I know.
I sigh and face my outfit, hung neatly on the back of the bathroom door. Much like Ms. Ritewood’s mural on that snooze-fest of a block, this look likely won’t harmonize all that well among the bland fabrics worn by Chicago’s one percent tonight. But also like with Ms. Ritewood’s mural, where’s the fun in fitting in?
I push my fists through the sleeves of the white-and-yellow-checkered button-up and pull on the dark corduroy pants. Next come the complementing suspenders, and after a few frustrating failed attempts, I finally get my bow tie just right. I massage grooming clay into my sandy hair before carefully parting it the way I like (Don Draper style), add a subtle swipe of mascara to make my eyes pop, and walk through falling droplets of my favorite cologne—sandalwood with a hint of vanilla.
Here we go,
I mutter to myself, twisting the doorknob, and head down the hallway to my bedroom. I close my eyes as I approach the open doorway, knowing Trish and Aunt Starr are waiting inside to see the finished look.
Well?
I say, nervous that they’ll hate the outfit now that it’s on me instead of just colorful pieces dangling from hangers.
I pop one eye open.
Trish, half-buried in a mound of pillows on my bed, pops her head up. Her round face, framed by springy, black curls, melts when she sees me. It’s perfect.
You swear?
My lips sneak up into a grin. You like?
That’s it, Blaine. That’s the look. And the mascara is the perfect touch.
I hope she’s right.
Because this is not just another date night. It’s the date night of all the date nights: my one-year anniversary with Joey Oliver. It’s been 365 days, and I’m still pinching myself.
I glance at Aunt Starr, sitting in the chair at my desk, for final approval. What about you?
Aunt Starr’s eyes travel up and down my outfit, studying each inch as she tightens the belt of her bathrobe and flicks a strand of blond hair off her face. She pauses dramatically before lifting a frosted chocolate doughnut to her lips, mulling over her answer. (We all know that Trish has a big say in my fashion choices, but Aunt Starr’s two cents reign supreme.)
Blaine,
she finally breathes, carrying the weight of the room. You look amazing.
I dash over to my bedroom mirror, where—unlike in the foggy bathroom—I can actually get a good look at myself. I let out a little shriek before twisting my socked heels against the slippery hardwood to face Aunt Starr and Trish again. Not to sound conceited, but they aren’t wrong; I do look pretty great. All right.
I exhale. This is happening.
Tonight is going to be filled with Fancy. The boy of my dreams is picking me up any second now, wearing his signature charcoal suit (Fancy). We’re celebrating our big day in downtown Chicago on the most gloriously sunny spring evening ever (Fancy). We’re having dinner at Grey Kettle, on the Windy City Center’s seventy-eighth floor, overlooking a glittery Lake Michigan (Fancy AF). People like me, from ordinary families like mine, don’t do Fancy like this. But tonight is an exception.
They don’t have a dress code, right?
Aunt Starr asks, popping the final bite of doughnut into her mouth. Not that you don’t look top-notch, but sometimes these hoity-toity places are annoying like that.
I take another hard look at myself.
It might not be the most conventional outfit for a Michelin Star restaurant, but understated ties and grayscale tones desperate to fit in have never been my thing. Joey knows my style anyway—would he take me to a place where I couldn’t be myself?
I don’t know if the ensemble reaches Grey Kettle’s standards, but it exceeds mine. I hope that’s enough.
Aunt Starr, probably sensing my nerves, flicks her wrist at me. Forget I said a thing. They’re idiots if they don’t let you in looking like that.
I’m not sure how a goofy junior like me ended up with Joey Oliver—the It Boy of Wicker West High School’s senior class. One impromptu dance together at the winter formal last year, and everything just fell into place, I guess.
Our first date was at Pequod’s. (I laughed until my cheeks were numb, and I nearly choked on my slice of pepperoni deep-dish multiple times.) Date two was gulping down ginger beers in the park near my town house. (We shared our first kiss next to a patch of roses.) A week later, we made it official over hot chocolates and The Umbrella Academy.
It’s been a fairy tale ever since.
Okay, a fairy tale that makes zero sense, I’ll admit it.
Because on paper, we shouldn’t be together. Joey’s a straight-A student; I’m lucky landing Bs. He wears collared shirts and polished shoes; I’m more of a black-denim-jacket-and-pink-sneakers kind of guy. His family lives in a penthouse unit with views of the downtown skyline; mine lives in a greige town house with views of a fire hydrant. He’s got a twenty-year plan to become president; I spend summers painting murals on places like Susan’s Stationery as a side hustle.
We’re two very different peas in a pod. But somehow it works.
I can’t believe that in, like, forty-eight hours, you’ll be flying first-class to Cabo San Lucas,
Trish squeals, rolling off the mattress and landing gracefully on her feet next to me. You need to take photos by those big rocks off the shoreline.… What’s that area called?
Land’s End?
Yeah! Just imagine the sunsets you’ll see there.
Trish, eye-to-eye with me in her mint-green platform sneakers, grabs both my shoulders with a grin. "Cabo, Blaine. Cabo! With the Olivers."
I know.
This is big.
I know!
An entire week with his family.
Well, five days, but yeah—
Hold up.
Aunt Starr slides across the room in her bunny slippers and plops onto the corner of my bed. Somehow there’s another doughnut in her hand that came out of nowhere (this one, vanilla with sprinkles). Uh, what? Five days with the Olivers in Cabo? Please explain.
He didn’t tell you?
Trish turns to her. Tonight Joey’s asking him to go on his big, annual family trip to Mexico over spring break.
Aunt Starr stares, jaw fully dropped. Excuse me?
I turn pink. Yeah. Well, maybe! I think it’s going to happen tonight. Joey’s been dropping hints.
"Big hints," Trish says, striking various poses in front of my mirror.
Do your mom and dad know about this?
Aunt Starr asks. And isn’t spring break like… now?
Know about what?
Mom says, appearing in the doorframe with a smile. Her light blue scrubs are dotted with stains and smudges from a long shift in the hospital’s ICU.
Your son’s apparently going to Mexico with the Oliver family,
Aunt Starr explains before I can, her eyes widening. For a whole week, too—
Five days,
I say, correcting her, straightening my bow tie in the mirror next to Trish, who’s now trying on discarded belts and hats I left on the floor. Please don’t freak, Mom. It’s not official. Joey hasn’t asked me yet.
But he is tonight,
Aunt Starr whispers at her.
Mom takes a moment to process this admittedly pretty big spring break update, which I hadn’t planned on dropping on my parents like this—in front of Trish and Aunt Starr, no less.
I pause and watch in the mirror as Mom mulls it over. I can sense her hesitation.
Well,
she finally breathes. Assuming Mr. and Mrs. Oliver would be footing the bill, that would be awfully nice of Joey to offer…,
she says, trailing off in thought. But it’s Friday. Spring break started today. When are they leaving?
So this is where the party is.
Dad pops up next to her, a can of Coke in one hand, sandwich in the other. Just like Mom’s, his shirt—soiled with grime from a construction site—reflects an extra-long day on his feet. Sorry I missed dinner.
I just got home too,
Mom sighs his way. They exchange strained smiles that confirm it’s been a long week for both of them.
I usually hate when my bedroom suddenly becomes the family hangout spot like this. But I can’t complain, given the exciting circumstances of tonight and the fact that it’s rare to have both Mom and Dad home at the same time. Having them here adds to the thrill.
These paninis are great,
Dad says, taking an extra-big bite. Your handiwork, Starr?
She winks at him. Chef Starr at your service. There’s one for you in the fridge for later, Blaine, but I doubt you’ll want ham and cheese after feasting like royalty tonight.
Feasting like what now?
Dad asks, wiping crumbs from his mustache and letting out a burp. Trish giggles at him. Mom glances his way, giving him a chance to remember why tonight is so important, before clearly mouthing the anniversary.
Oh!
He lights up. That’s right, the big one-year. Joey must be taking you somewhere nice, dressed like that. Crab Legs on Clark?
Aunt Starr lets out a howl, raising the tip of her nose into the air and shifting her tone to sound like she’s a pompous rich lady in an old black-and-white film. Crab Legs on Clark?
she jabs with a grin. Who do you think your son is, Kevin? A peasant?
She rolls over on the bed to get more comfortable, and her robe slips open, revealing the same silky lime-green pajamas she’s been wearing for the past week. Try Grey Kettle.
Mom gasps.
Aunt Starr nods.
Blaine.
Dad looks at me like she can’t be serious. Grey Kettle? Is your aunt lying?
I would never lie to my brother-in-law,
Aunt Starr snaps back playfully, picking a sprinkle off the doughnut to toss into her mouth. Trish is giggling at her now too.
She’s not lying,
I say, turning to Mom and Dad, my pink cheeks undoubtedly shifting to red. Joey’s taking me to Grey Kettle.
They both seem legitimately stunned.
Because in Chicago, landing a table for two on a Friday night at Grey Kettle downtown is basically like dining at the Obamas’ private residence in Hyde Park. Unless you’re from a power family, it just doesn’t happen. I keep having to remind myself that tonight isn’t that extraordinary, though—at least for Joey. The Olivers are a power family.
Does this mean I’m part of a power family too?
"Well, dang. Grey Kettle. Are we sure he’s asking about Mexico and not your hand in marriage? Mom laughs, half-serious. She pauses.
Wait… he’s not going to propose, right, Blaine?"
The doorbell rings downstairs. Aunt Starr gasps. My heart starts pounding. Hard.
My little brown rescue mutt, Fudge, comes storming into the room to protect us with the ferocity of an angry grizzly bear.
"It’s okay,