Short Stories 1988-1991
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Collected together for the first time in one volume, Short Stories 1988 – 1991, are the twenty-nine stories Stan Leventhal included in a tiny herd of elephants and Candy Holidays.
The first collection are stories about male relationships and span many literary styles including romance, fantasy, western and erotica. Some are funny, others are serious, but all invariably "playful". There are clear autobiographical elements, as in much of the author's work. Several stories are about writers and the writing process (as life intrudes); "Schoolmarm" is set in the old west when a substitute school teacher meets his cowboy; "The Crystal Storm" offers us a lonely Warrior King, whose eyes "flash like jewels on fire", as he interrogates a handsome visitor, "unarmed and definitely not hostile". The longer pieces flesh out characters in clandestine meetings with lovers that end in a gift, or a group of tight-knit friends growing into adults at college ... there's even a vampire tale.
The second diverse, entertaining set of tales also cover several genres. In "Candy Holidays", two lovers break up, live apart, and then come back together again, the narrative catching glimpses, of them at Halloween, Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter. "Razorback" is a dark futuristic tale about surviving in a burnt-out city in which all order has withered and chaos reigns. In "Oasis Motel" a young man on a business trip in Los Angeles finally breaks through the sexual barrier that has contained him all his life. "Seder" is the story of a gay Jewish man's attempt to reconcile his spirituality with his sexuality.
Both collections reflect issues confronting the lives of queer people in America in the late twentieth century. This new omnibus edition features a foreword by Sarah Schulman, close friend of Leventhal and author of numerous works of fiction and social history.
"Leventhal's writing is powerful for unexpected reasons. This portrait of life at the crux of New York's gay community is excellent company." — Dennis Cooper
"Leventhal's vision is clear and undaunted. For all of its somber chiaroscuro, it challenges us to see the world through new eyes and to revel in its author's ability to translate life into art, pain into understanding." — Michael Bronski
"Stan Leventhal was wonderful company: warm, honest, curious, engaging, and human ... this is the next best thing to hanging out with him." —Christopher Bram
"Stan was a literary activist who always gave to, built and endorsed literature and writers. On this Sunday morning, all these years later, I can still see Stan in his apartment window on Christopher Street, next door to the Stonewall Inn, overlooking Sheridan Square as he typed away." — Michele Karlsberg
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Short Stories 1988-1991 - Stan Leventhal
SHORT STORIES
1988 – 1991
by Stan Leventhal
Foreword by Sarah Schulman
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2022
Short Stories 1988–1991
by Stan Leventhal
Originally published separately as
a herd of tiny elephants and Candy Holidays
Copyright © 1988, 1991 by Stan Leventhal.
Foreword: copyright © 2021 by Sarah Schulman.
Cover design: Dawné Dominique, DusktilDawn Designs
Photo of Stan Leventhal: © Robert Giard, 1987.
First American editions:
a herd of tiny elephants: 1988
Candy Holidays: 1991
This edition: ReQueered Tales, May 2022
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By STAN LEVENTHAL
Mountain Climbing in Sheridan Square (1988)
a herd of tiny elephants (1988)
Faultlines (1989)
The Black Marble Pool (1990)
Candy Holidays and Other Short Fictions (1991)
Skydiving on Christopher Street (1995)
Barbie in Bondage (1996)
Short Stories 1988-1991 (2022)
stan leventhal_600Stan Leventhal (1951-1995)
STAN LEVENTHAL, author, editor, and publisher, lived in New York City in the 1980s through 1995 where he died of AIDS. He is fondly remembered as a generous, genuine and passionate advocate for social causes and other writers. He was nominated for a Lambda Literary Award three times: for the debut novel Mountain Climbing in Sheridan Square, Faultlines and The Black Marble Pool. He published one other novel and three collections of short stories.
He served as a judge for the annual Bill Whitehead Memorial Award and was a member of the Publishing Triangle Steering Committee. His short stories and reviews appeared in Outweek, The Advocate, The New York Native, Torso, Mandate, Exquisite Corpse, The James White Review and Gaylaxian Gayzette.
In addition, his work appeared in the anthologies: Gay Life, edited by Eric E. Rofes; Shadows of Love, edited by Charles Jurris; The Stiffest of the Corpse, edited by Andrei Codrescu; and Sword of the Rainbow, edited by Eric Garber and Jewelle Gomez. The author was actively involved in the fight for literacy. His message to his readers: Literature is crucial to our lives; reading is fun.
Praise for
Stan Leventhal
"Stan Leventhal was wonderful company: warm, honest, curious, engaging, and human. Mountain Climbing in Sheridan Square is the next best thing to hanging out with him."
— Christopher Bram
A tender, honest novel about that moment between diagnosis and the decision to grow. Messy boyfriends and dreamy crushes set against the back-drop of daily life make Leventhal’s characters vulnerable and familiar. His insider’s view of the porn industry adds a comically surprising dimension.
— Sarah Schulman
Stan was a literary activist who always gave to, built and endorsed literature and writers. On this Sunday morning, all these years later, I can still see Stan in his apartment window on Christopher Street, next door to the Stonewall Inn, overlooking Sheridan Square as he typed away.
— Michele Karlsberg
"Stan Leventhal’s new novel, Skydiving on Christopher Street, is a startling attempt to capture the life of an urban gay man on the printed page. Leventhal’s vision is clear and undaunted. For all of its somber chiaroscuro, it challenges us to see the world through new eyes and to revel in its author’s ability to translate life into art, pain into understanding."
— Michael Bronski
Leventhal’s novel is powerful for unexpected reasons. This portrait of life at the crux of New York’s gay community is excellent company.
— Dennis Cooper
Young plus gay plus romantic plus New York: it’s an engaging sum of the parts toted up by Leventhal in his first novel, an autobiographical delight which glistens with truth and humor and winsome experience.
— Booked for Brunch,
A Different Light Bookstores
SHORT STORIES
1988 – 1991
by Stan Leventhal
My Friend Stan Leventhal
My friend Stan Leventhal’s work changed from his 1988 volume of collected stories, a herd of tiny elephants (Banned Books) to the collection Candy Holidays and Other Short Fiction (Banned Books) published in 1991. I don’t know when he realized he was HIV positive, but by the time we were all having lunch outside at the OUTWRITE: Lesbian and Gay Writers Conference in San Francisco in 1990, Stan was out as a person with AIDS. At that table were Bo Huston, George Stambolian and a few others who would also soon be dead. Stan was involved in a power play with a gay literary agent hijacking his beloved child Amethyst Press out from under Stan’s careful nurturance. He would soon lose the press to this new owner who would publish one failed volume and then shutter its doors. Amethyst author Mark Ameen was also sitting with us. Stan was very upset. I remember Bo saying Stan has AIDS
as a way of expressing disbelief that those who could count on living would stoop so low as to pillage those who expected to die.
As he got sicker and sicker I remember a Chinese lunch with Stan alternately shivering and sweating so much that liquid rolled off his face onto his plate. He ordered a double Jack Daniels – it was noon. Then a visit to his apartment on Christopher Street overlooking the park where he was suffering from bad diarrhea. He had finished a monograph on his favorite author, Guy Davenport, and gave me a farewell copy.
But the world captured in a herd of tiny elephants is a laid back life of smoking joints, jerking off (which takes place in almost every story), playing the guitar, watching a lot of TV, and hanging out at bars having drinks, casual sex with friends and strangers while waiting for Prince Charming who never came. It was a cheap New York, with lots of young gay men with time on their hands and each other in their arms. And then every once in a while someone would suggest using a condom, or mention a sick acquaintance or even reference a memorial service. Yes, AIDS was creeping up coming closer and closer in Stan’s life but still in the background of his characters’ concerns which centered around finding a real boyfriend, and some kind of unarticulated artistic ambition. There is a lot of innocence here.
By the time Candy Holidays appeared 3 years later, everything had changed. In fact I remember Stan showing me the photograph he had chosen for the book’s cover: a sleek, sexy shot of Stan, in a speedo, torso nude and smooth, stretched out by the side of a swimming pool, ass up. This is the last photograph I will ever allow to be taken,
he told me. This was how he wanted to be remembered.
From the start in Candy Holidays the writing is more ornate, there is more of an attempt to craft characters even though they remain autobiographical and mostly first person. But the stakes are higher, the language is more intense, and the very first story announces the author’s HIV status. These characters have jobs and careers, they are in high density situations often filled with threat. There are gestures towards Science Fiction, urban life as a bondage nightmare, a surreal visit with family in Boca – trying out genres, trying out styles, searching for a mode of expression to meet his emotional life. The one constant is that Stan’s characters are always thinking about men and finding something to read.
As the editor of Torso and a number of other stroke books
– gay male porn magazines available at local newsstands, Stan took the opportunity to publish interesting fiction by gay men and lesbians. It was on the model of a queer Playboy with frontal nudes – somewhat on the tame side by internet standards – and quality fiction by up and coming writers. Some of Stan’s stories are sexually explicit with cocks and jack-off contests and loads and wads being shot and all those words that we now rarely find in literary fiction. Our gay and lesbian
fiction was sexually explicit partially because we published it, and partially because no one expected straight people to read it.
This leads me to the question we always have to ask about our friends who died of AIDS so young – what would have become of Stan Leventhal? Would he have kept writing? I think so. Would he have survived the transition from underground gay publishing to corporate mainstreaming? I don’t know. Would he have gone back to school and ended up professionalized – as a social worker or music teacher or librarian? Probably. But cut down when he was just getting started Stan never got the two things he wanted the most: a for-real boyfriend and an edition of his own writing in hard cover.
– Sarah Schulman
July 2020
Sarah Schulman is the author of more than twenty works of fiction, nonfiction, and theater, and the producer and screenwriter of several feature films. Her writing has appeared in The New Yorker, The New York Times, Slate, and many other outlets. She is a Distinguished Professor of Humanities at College of Staten Island, a Fellow at the New York Institute of Humanities, the recipient of multiple fellowships, and was presented in 2018 with Publishing Triangle’s Bill Whitehead Award. She is also the co-founder of the MIX New York LGBT Experimental Film and Video Festival, and the co-director of the groundbreaking ACT UP Oral History Project. A lifelong New Yorker, she is a longtime activist for queer rights and female empowerment, and serves on the advisory board of Jewish Voice for Peace. Her most recent work is Let the Record Show: A Political History of ACT UP New York, 1987-1993.
a herd of tiny elephants
1988
by Stan Leventhal
For their friendship, creativity, intelligence, and support,
this book is dedicated, in memoriam, to:
David Acker
Fred Cantaloupe
Glenn Person
Richard Umans
The Buddy System
"Conventional wisdom tells us that it is foolish to write about writers because real people do not wish to read about them, and to write about gay people is one step away from insanity because nobody wants to read about them. Us. So, I decided my next novel must be about a gay writer."
Of course,
I said and knew that we were going to be friends.
More coffee?
Lawrence turned to look for the waitress. We had been introduced only twenty minutes before at the office of a magazine that occasionally published our work. I had read several of his stories, liked them, and was stunned and pleased that he knew of me and had a similar opinion. When he asked if I had time for a cup of coffee at the diner down the street I didn’t hesitate. One meets so few writers that one really likes. Besides, I thought he was very handsome. For a moment I considered making a pass but decided not to. Even though I have been told that I’m not bad-looking I figured I was not in his league. And I didn’t want to louse up a potential friendship. So we did in fact become friends. Buddies, actually. I recall one night when we were out together – very drunk, probably holding each other up – that we were accosted by a gossip columnist of some acquaintance. Darlings!
he oozed and pecked us on the cheek. Lawrence, Stu, are you two, gasp, an item?
Lawrence glanced at me. The spasm of his left eyelid told me that he was going to say something very nasty, so I motioned him to remain silent.
Henry,
I placed my arm around Lawrence’s shoulders, "we are buddies. In the pool of literature, when the hunky lifeguard blows his whistle, we pause, seek each other’s hand and stand to be counted."
That was very good,
said Lawrence.
You boys are terribly wicked … that’s probably why I love you so. Off now!
He pecked us again and, preening, strutted back into the crowd.
It was shortly thereafter that Lawrence met Keith.
* * *
"The baths are not about sex. They’re about fantasy."
Come off it, Lawrence. You go to the baths to get your rocks off. When you want fantasy you usually head for a Spielberg movie or read something by Lovecraft.
That’s true,
he sighed. I suppose admitting that sex is the attraction spoils the fun.
You were telling me about this guy you met.
Yes, we had a wonderful night. I lost count of the eruptions but I’d be willing to bet there hasn’t been so much lava since Vesuvius.
I chuckled. Anyway, he actually called the next night, that was Sunday, and we had, can you believe it, a date.
Don’t tell me you’re in love.
Of course, it’s too soon to say anything, but what I’m feeling is not restricted to my crotch.
His name was Keith, and Lawrence described him as … the perfect male. Designer pecs, great bod, boyish face, good skin. He knows who Gertrude Stein was, prefers Talking Heads to Puccini and leaves sweet messages with my answering service.
What does he do?
Everything.
For a living.
He’s the regional marketing director for a food conglomerate.
What does that mean?
When I find out, I’ll fill you in.
Neither of us had a lover and I was glad that he’d finally met someone he liked. I can’t deny, though, that I felt a twinge of envy. The problem was figuring out if it was because Lawrence had found someone while I was still very much on my own, or because someone aside from me had made him happy. I would be lying if I didn’t admit my disappointment because he’d never been interested in anything other than my brain. I was eager for the companionship of another writer, however, and found it a great relief to have someone to call who would agree that editors are spineless; publishers, goons; and the general reading public, mostly moronic.
But I was not having much luck meeting men. Perhaps because I look a lot younger than I am and always say what I’m thinking. The ones who cruise me usually assume that I’m still a kid and lose interest as soon as they realize that I have a mind and am not easily manipulated. The ones who might enjoy my company never give me a chance because they think I’m too young and have nothing interesting to say.
And I’m terrible at sustaining a relationship. Three weeks is a major accomplishment. When a miracle occurs and I actually arrive at that elusive state of seeing someone,
one of us inevitably turns the other off by being too aloof or too eager. The last time I was seeing someone
I would agonize over how many days to wait and call after a date. And if too many or too few days went by before hearing from him, I’d fear that he wanted to use me at his convenience, or imprison me forever. Perhaps I evoked a similar response in them. It just never seemed to work out.
Lawrence was always very supportive and managed to convince me that most of the time the fault was in the other fellow. I remember once, though, when he chastised me for letting a good one get away.
All right, Stu, you’re avoiding the issue. What happened with the geology teacher/bodybuilder?
Nothing, I simply never returned his calls.
Why?
Because I got tired of always having to go out to Brooklyn. He never came to my place even once.
Didn’t you think he was worth the trip?
Well, yes, but aren’t you the one who said if I made it too easy for them they’d just take advantage of me? If I remember correctly you said, ‘The trout that leaps into the fisherman’s boat is always thrown back; such willingness always creates suspicion.’
Dammit, Stu, that’s not the way I put it!
Maybe, but that’s the way I remember it.
Anyway,
he paused, will you come to dinner on Friday? You must meet Keith.
They’d been dating for several months and I had avoided an introduction.
If I must, then I shall.
* * *
Keith proved to be a charmer. His curly brown hair, fetchingly unkempt, as if it had been dried by the wind after a swim, framed a gentle, yet masculine face. Quick with a smile, his large eyes possessed an innocence that seemed to whisper, trust me.
I found it easy to relax with them. Lawrence was in a particularly joyous mood, so proud was he to show off his prize, and Keith, like a blank page that assumes the character of whoever is writing on it, could get along well with anyone. About half-way through the tortellini pesto, however, the conversation sagged. I attempted to shore it back up. Lawrence, this is the best pasta you’ve ever prepared.
He grinned. So, Keith, Lawrence told me that you’re not very keen on Puccini.
Who?
Puccini!
said Lawrence, exasperated. The opera composer.
Oh,
said Keith with a laugh, I don’t like opera.
I understand you like to read Gertrude Stein.
Read?
he asked, unabashed. Wasn’t she the one who gave that recipe for hash brownies to Alice What’s-Her-Name?
That’s right,
I said, suppressing the urge to scowl at Lawrence. But I was determined to salvage the conversation. What’s your favorite thing in the whole world?
You mean, besides sex and food?
I nodded. Scuba diving!
he said and proceeded to tell me everything there is to know about it. He described the sensation of drifting under water, immersed in a rainbow-colored world of fish and coral. It was poetic, heartfelt and enchanting. I had mentally deducted a few points from my evaluation for Puccini and Stein, but added ten bonus points for his description of the silent, kaleidoscopic sea. Keith emerged from my scrutiny as a good catch for Lawrence, so I gave their relationship my tacit seal of approval.
I would occasionally join them for a movie or a play. At first I thought that they felt sorry for me and invited me along because I was without a soul mate. But I soon realized that they needed me as a shock absorber so as not to wear each other out. Although they seemed to get along splendidly in most respects, they required a buffer because of the difference in their interests.
If we went to an escapist movie and Lawrence enjoyed it, Keith would say something like, See, it wasn’t Shakespeare but you liked it! Right, Stu?
And I would murmur something like, Man can’t live by Shakespeare alone.
If we went to see an avant-garde play and Keith didn’t like it, Lawrence would say, If you saw more intellectual plays you would learn to appreciate them. Right, Stu?
And I’d mutter something like, You know what they say, one man’s meat …
It reached the point where I started to feel like a mediator. I was used to Lawrence’s calls seeking comfort. Keith, however, began to call me as well. I know that Lawrence is your best friend and I really shouldn’t have called, but, well, we had another fight,
as if I hadn’t already heard, and I thought if I could talk it over with you it might help.
I was as helpful as I could be. They usually argued over something like the fact that they’d already had Chinese food that week and one of them wanted it again. This would escalate into shouting and harsh words. They would not talk for several days and then make up. I thought there was some underlying tension that caused these rifts but had no idea what it was until Lawrence confided that he suspected Keith was cheating.
And you’re not?
I chided.
No! I haven’t been with anyone else since we started seeing each other.
Did you make some kind of blood pact?
Well, no.
"How can you be sure he is fooling around? You don’t know for sure. You’ll just have to trust him."
I want to.
Innocent until proven guilty. It’s the American way.
Stu, I’m aware that Keith calls you to talk and you’ve been so good to us, I just want to thank you for all your support. Without you to keep us on an even keel, we wouldn’t have lasted this long.
Nonsense.
You’re a real buddy.
* * *
Lawrence completed his novel, The Lavender Quill Conspiracy, and his agent had no trouble placing it. Full of intrigue, romance and humor, I enjoyed reading it.
Dancing with some friends at the Anvil one night, I saw Keith in the backroom engaged in a ritual of non-verbal communication with someone other than Lawrence. I don’t think he saw me. I kept quiet about it.
I was busily involved in an assignment for a national slick that required much research, in-depth interviews and critical analysis. I went out every night to have a drink and unwind. A conversation with a stranger would occasionally arise, but things rarely soared.
One night a met a nice guy. Marty. A carpenter. We exchanged small-talk for a while and he invited me to his apartment. Three dogs, Mandi, Sandi and Brandi, spaniels all, cavorted about like hyperactive children until Marty and I fell asleep. I awoke to find the creatures in bed with us, as though I’d been a part of some bestial orgy. I called a few days after and left a message on the answering machine thanking him for a nice night. He didn’t return the call until three weeks later. He said that he had gonorrhea and suggested a visit to the clinic. I had, until then, managed to avoid contracting any sexually transmitted diseases. Angered at first, I eventually calmed down figuring that an imbalance had been corrected. I was long overdue. It was my turn. I made an appointment with my doctor.
Keith had gotten into the habit of dropping by my apartment unannounced. It started when Lawrence was preoccupied with the completion of his book and wanted no distractions. But it continued after things had returned to normal. We would chat, usually about movies or their latest spat. Once he brought me a book with beautiful color plates of saltwater tropical fish. If I ever had the desire to go scuba diving, he’d be glad to guide me along, he said.
The three of us attended the Holly Near–Ronnie Gilbert concert and our spirits were lifted so high, we left the auditorium with our arms around each other, Lawrence in the middle. We ran into Henry in the lobby. Darlings!
Peck. Peck. Peck. Is this a brazen attempt to revive the lost art of the ménage à trois?
Don’t be silly,
said Keith with a smile.
Fuck you,
said Lawrence, his eyelid beginning to squirm.
I pretended I hadn’t heard the remark. How are you, Henry, and what’s the hot scoop?
"Those rumors about Richard Gere and William Hurt, all untrue."
That’s a relief,
I sighed.
"The rumors regarding a certain writer and his perfidious lover, however, are very true."
Lawrence’s eyelid began to shimmy and Keith’s jaw dropped to his knees.
Henry,
I pushed him aside, words simply won’t do. Onward,
I said to my companions.
* * *
I went to the doctor and was tested for gonorrhea. I was poked, scraped, given a prescription and told not to indulge for a few weeks. Going about my work, I began to notice a peculiar rash that itched like nothing I’d ever experienced. When I called for the results of my test – which turned out to be negative – I told the doctor about it and he suggested another examination.
Do you have any pets?
he asked.
No.
Curious. I must inform you that you have a rather advanced case of scabies, which is usually gotten from animals.
So as blind luck would have it, I’d escaped infection from Marty, the carpenter, but Mandi, Sandi and Brandi had given me a souvenir of the encounter. Getting rid of the scabies was not easy, but I followed instructions until every trace was gone. Thanks to the supposed gonorrhea, the reality of scabies and my own paranoia, I was kept out of the sexual arena for more than three months.
It was during the afternoon, on a Thursday as I recall, that Keith dropped by. I offered him a beer.
I never kissed you on your birthday last month,
he said as if he had to apologize.
"I wouldn’t let anyone kiss me on my birthday this year, let’s not go into the details."
I’d like to make up for it now,
he insisted. Loosening his tie, he walked over to where I sat. I turned my head, expecting a quick one on the cheek. He held my jaw, forced his tongue down my throat and rubbed my groin. It felt heavenly but I pulled away.
Do you know what you’re doing?
Yes,
he said, unbuttoning my shirt.
If Lawrence finds out about this he’ll kill us both and commit suicide.
Then let’s make sure he never finds out.
He winked. I’d gone without the touch of a man for too long to resist.
Sex with Keith was a lot less than I ever would have imagined. He knew all of the appropriate maneuvers but after a few minutes I was so overcome with guilt that I divorced myself from the act and switched on my automatic pilot. Perhaps he felt guilty as well because when it was over I could tell that he wasn’t any happier about it than I was. He left without another word passing between us.
Certain that our encounter would never get back to Lawrence, I forgot about it. I began work on my first novel and eased myself back into social activities. The first time I had dinner with Lawrence and Keith, I half-expected conspiratorial looks from Keith and suggestive remarks about treachery from Lawrence, but my fear was unnecessary. Lawrence’s book was doing very well, critically and commercially. Keith had gotten a promotion. Everything was as smooth as possible.
One day, soon after that, Lawrence called and said that he had to see me right away. The degree of anger in his voice unsettled me; I was trembling when I answered the door. He waived the formalities with the palms of his hands and planted himself on my couch.
The most important thing here is the truth. I’ve got to know. Keith told me something that I can’t believe. Now I’m asking you. Did you and Keith ever sleep together?
I didn’t know what to say so I didn’t say anything. You probably think I’ll go haywire if you say ‘yes’. But please, I’m begging you, the truth is what I’m after.
I had trouble getting the words out. If you mean what you asked the answer is ‘no’. We never slept together.
Did you ever have sex?
Yes. Once.
I felt like I was on trial; the anxiety while waiting for the verdict was killing me. Lawrence just sat there looking blank. I wanted to shout, Hit me, hate me, tell me that you never want to talk to me again, but please, please end this torment.
I couldn’t say it. The best I could manage was, Why did Keith tell you?
Because he wanted to hurt me. He told me that he seduced you right here on this couch about two weeks ago.
It’s true.
But I didn’t believe him. So he said that the two of you had been getting it on behind my back for a long time. I knew one of his statements had to be false. You’re not going to believe this, Stu, but I could have handled it. I mean, he was fucking everyone in sight. But when I realized that he’d lied, just to hurt me, I told him it was over.
Is it over between us too?
It doesn’t have to be.
He moved closer.
You don’t hate me?
I’ll never hate you. But there’s only one way to make amends.
I was greatly relieved. What’s that?
Can I fix us a drink?
Of course,
I said.
He filled two snifters with brandy and we toasted silently. Placing his hand on my knee he said, I want what Keith got.
I almost choked, then giggled. You’re joking. You don’t mean …
Yes I do.
He drained his glass and removed his shoes.
You’re serious?
Uh huh.
He nodded and began to unbutton his shirt. I never thought you were interested,
I said softly. He stopped and looked up. I thought I wasn’t good enough for you.
I can’t believe this,
I confessed, "I thought that I wasn’t good enough for you!"
Our eyes met and fused into a single vision. We stared at each other. It lasted a moment but seemed longer. Leaning forward, our lips came together; we tasted each other slowly. I unbuckled his belt and then my own.
* * *
My first novel, Ménage, centered on the shifting relationships of three gay men. Published by a small press, it garnered some complimentary critiques from serious literary types and sank like a barbell. Lawrence’s novel was nominated for the Endicott Award for Suspense Fiction.
We moved in together. A large loft in Tribeca with a panoramic view of lower Manhattan and the Jersey coast. Lawrence said that he wanted to adopt a puppy but I managed to talk him out of it. He settled for a tank of saltwater tropical fish.
In his weekly column, Henry wrote, Two up-and-coming authors have tied the matrimonial typewriter ribbon and have set up word processing in a spiffy downtown loft, certain to be the scene of this year’s most delectable literary soirées.
I thought that finding a lover and settling down would solve all my problems. Silly me. Everyone warned us that two writers could never live together because rivalry would create too much tension. That’s not the case, however; Lawrence and I are still supportive of each other’s work and we share all of our triumphs and defeats. I guess that’s possible when friends become lovers.
But in our zeal to achieve greatness, or at least, goodness, we have become very critical and protective of each other’s mental activity. He gives me a hard time because I prefer Ellington to Wagner. And I have to admit I berate him on occasion for spending too much time with Agatha Christie when he should be reading Tolstoy.
And the jealousies. We chose to establish a monogamous relationship and as far as I know, we’ve succeeded. I’ve been faithful, though at times I almost crossed that line. And Lawrence says that he hasn’t strayed either. But ever since we started living together the temptations have multiplied. When I used to go out I was usually