Nine Moons
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Kirkus Reviews Best Nonfiction of 2020
From the daring Peruvian essayist and provocateur behind Sexographies comes a fierce and funny exploration of sex, pregnancy, and motherhood that delves headlong into our fraught fascination with human reproduction.
Women play all the time with the great power that’s been conferred upon us: it’s fun to think about reproducing. Or not reproducing. Or walking around in a sweet little dress with a round belly underneath that will turn into a baby to cuddle and spoil. When you’re fifteen, the idea is fascinating, it attracts you like a piece of chocolate cake. When you’re thirty, the possibility attracts you like an abyss.
Gabriela Wiener is not one to shy away from unpleasant truths or to balk at a challenge. She began her writing career by infiltrating Peru’s most dangerous prison, going all in at swingers clubs, ingesting ayahuasca in the Amazon jungle. So at 30, when she gets unexpectedly pregnant, she looks forward to the experience the way a mountain climber approaches a precipitous peak.
With a scientist’s curiosity and a libertine’s unbridled imagination, Wiener hungrily devours every scrap of information and misinformation she encounters during the nine months of her pregnancy. She ponders how pleasure and pain always have something to do with things entering or exiting your body. She laments that manuals for pregnant women don’t prepare you for ambushes of lust or that morning sickness is like waking up with a hangover and a guilty conscience all at once. And she tries to navigate the infinity of choices and contradictory demands a pregnant woman confronts, each one amplified to a life-and-death decision.
While pregnant women are still placed on pedestals, or used as political battlegrounds, or made into passive objects of study, Gabriela Wiener defies definition. With unguarded humor and breathtaking directness, Nine Moons questions the dogmas, upends the stereotypes, and embraces all the terror, beauty, and paradoxes of the propagation of the species.
Gabriela Wiener
Gabriela Wiener is a Peruvian writer and journalist. Her books include Sexographies, a collection of gonzo journalism about contemporary sex culture. Her work has been widely published in anthologies and translated into six languages. In 2018, she was awarded Peru’s National Journalism Award for her part in an investigative report on gender violence. She currently resides in Madrid.
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Nine Moons - Gabriela Wiener
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Nine Moons
"A Peruvian journalist’s vibrant musings on pregnancy and childbirth. In this whip-smart follow-up to Sexographies (2018), the author details her nine months of pregnancy as anything but pastel. Wiener interweaves facts on embryonic development and other scientific elements with visceral experience and accounts of her rabbit-hole internet searches to reveal the anxiety of her first full-term pregnancy.… Such dark, fertile forays signal Wiener’s original take on the simultaneously common and unique experience of pregnancy.… The author’s ruminations are consistently provocative, digging into areas many are not willing to go.… Wiener’s reflections on her relationship with her mother, which included microaggressions and tense exchanges, are also illuminating.… Refreshingly literary and offbeat—a mother-to-be book for firebrands."
Kirkus Reviews, Starred Review, Best Nonfiction of 2020
With certain writers it doesn’t matter what the book is about, because the brain that created it is so euphoric, so wicked, so irascibly specific, that you want to clear out a corner of your own headspace and beckon the author inside as a permanent tenant. It is for this reason that I, a person who has never been pregnant and has little interest in reproduction, can recommend a book about a pregnant lady who watches trash TV and dreams that she’s going to give birth to a monkey.… [Gabriela Wiener’s] mind is a beautiful and unique organ.… It’s the sort of book you will read and pass on to your friends with a note that says TRUST ME taped to the cover. You needn’t possess a baby to enjoy it. Having once been a fetus is enough.
Molly Young, New York Magazine
"From the Peruvian author of Sexographies comes another brave and candid exploration, this time of pregnancy and motherhood. Taking no prisoners, Wiener guides readers through her nine months of pregnancy and all the misinformation, stereotypes, questions, misgivings, fears, and confusion she confronts along the way."
Karla Strand, Ms. Magazine
If Angela Garbes’ mind melded with Samantha Irby and Jami Attenberg, and wrote specifically about sex, and oh, there’s a baby somewhere in there. I LOVE THIS BOOK. I want everyone to read it. I want to learn Spanish so I can read everything the Peruvian author Gabriela Wiener has to say.… Get this book get this book get this book.… I want to be friends with this person.
Anne Ishii, Letters from Annie
"Provocative, offbeat, and always insightful, Gabriela Wiener’s follow-up to Sexographies does not disappoint. The book charts Wiener’s thoughts on pregnancy and motherhood during her own pregnancy with her signature daring and candidness. The second of her books to be translated into English, Nine Moons reads like the delightfully uncomfortable sex-ed class you didn’t know you wanted."
Nika Jonas, Books Are Magic (Brooklyn, NY)
Also by Gabriela Wiener
Sexographies
Available in Spanish
Llamada perdida
Sexografías
Nueve Lunas
Mozart, la iguana con priapismo y otras historias
Ejercicios para el endurecimiento del espíritu
Dicen de mí
For Elsi
For Coco
Contents
1 · December
2 · January
3 · February
4 · March
5 · April
6 · May
7 · June
8 · July
9 · July 29
Epilogue
Afterword
Reading Group Guide
About the Author and Translator
1
December
Over these past months
, nine, to be exact, I’ve come to think that pleasure and pain always have something to do with things either entering or exiting your body.
Nine months ago I didn’t know that a series of events related to those entrances and exits would converge that November, the same month I turned thirty. My father was diagnosed with colon cancer, Adriana committed suicide by throwing herself from a hotel window, and I was lying in a Spanish National Health Service hospital bed, recovering from major surgery. I returned home, devastated by the news, and physically very weak. I can scarcely remember the days following my operation, two weeks during a particularly cold winter, during which I’d needed J’s help for almost everything. To cut my meat, to brush my teeth, and to clean my incisions.
I’d had some excess mammary glands removed from beneath my armpits and I could barely move my arms. I had two enormous scars from which catheters emerged, draining dark blood. I’d decided to have the glands removed because, aside from being unattractive and annoying, the doctors had assured me that, one day in the remote future when I decided to have children, they would fill with milk and cause me terrible problems. And so I decided that I should amputate what I saw as a deformity, even though my mother, with her magical worldview, insisted on reminding me that in other times, women with supernumerary breasts were burned as witches: for her, my two extra breasts could have held supernatural powers.
The surgery went off without complications but the recovery was turning out to be very difficult. On top of that, the antibiotics they had prescribed to prevent infection seemed to be burning a hole in my stomach.
On J’s birthday, just a few weeks later, I was still feeling so uncomfortable that I decided to stay home. I don’t tend to miss my spouse’s birthdays, so this was unusual. Now, in addition to intense stomach pain, I was nauseated. The next day, when it was time for me to go back to the office, I couldn’t get out of bed. I was too tired. I threw up the entire morning. At noon, J called to see how I was doing, but also to give me some news.
Don’t panic. Okay? The magazine’s closing. It’s done.
My father’s prognosis unknown.
My friend throwing herself into the void.
My mammary glands hacked off.
And now I had lost my job.
J came through the door with a pregnancy test in his hand. We’d been toying with the idea for a few months, in a perpetual coitus interruptus. The true vow, before the I’ll love and respect you forever
part, is: I promise not to come inside you.
It’s the first promise that gets broken.
There’s a secret rebellion, maybe a stupid one, but a rebellion nonetheless, against the adult world, or against anything, in never having a condom in the bedside table. I’ve always thought the hottest thing is that familiar scene when the lovers are just about to climax and something interrupts them. Cut short, what could have been a good orgasm becomes the best orgasm. No complete orgasm can exceed a perfectly incomplete one. Pulling out is like retiring at the peak of your career, like writing a masterful volume of short stories and then disappearing, like killing yourself at the age of thirty.
We fell silent for a few seconds looking at the indicator; it’s like looking at the gun you’re going to use to kill yourself. A pregnancy test is always an intimidating presence, especially if you’re freshly unemployed.
I had to pee in a vial, sprinkle a few drops on that white thingy while J read the instructions and finally figured out that two stripes means yes and one stripe means no. According to the box, a home pregnancy test is ninety-nine percent accurate if the result is positive, while, if it’s negative, there’s a greater margin of error and the test should be repeated in a few days. I don’t know how many times I’d taken that test in my life, the result almost always negative.
Women play all the time with the great power that has been conferred upon us: it’s fun to think about reproducing. Or not reproducing. Or walking around in a sweet little dress with a round belly underneath that will turn into a baby to cuddle and spoil. When you’re fifteen, the idea is fascinating, it attracts you like a piece of chocolate cake. When you’re thirty, the possibility attracts you like an abyss.
On the leaflet it also said that pregnancy tests measure the presence in urine of a hormone called Human Chorionic Gonadotropin. This hormone, let’s call it by its first name, Gona, appears in the blood approximately six days after conception, when the fertilized egg implants in the uterus. In the five minutes it took the gadget to decide what would become of my life, I scrolled in slow motion through every time I’d made love during the past month, trying to identify the fatal day. Finally, the two red bars quickly appeared, like the words The End
in a movie.
That’s the last time we ever work at the same place,
I said to J.
Because now we could actually say that an entire family was about to be out on its ass, and facing the coldest Christmas in years, according to the weatherman. Although the weatherman is usually wrong.
Two gametes form a zygote. I like the way the fertilization formula sounds. It’s pure math. The most powerful feelings upon discovering that you’re pregnant have to do with the unreality of the math. They’ve told you it’s there, that it will multiply in size, that now it’s the shape of a peanut, and then a cherry, and so on, but you don’t see it, you don’t feel it. I could have opted to pay two hundred euros for one of those ultramodern sonogram machines that show you what’s inside, but for now, I would limit myself to consulting direct testimonies. To one woman, a four-week-old embryo looked like a shrimp, to another, it was a pea, to another, a little fish, and to another, a spot in the distance. Why should maternity draw us immediately into lyrical digressions and take us to the edge of inanity? I decided to write my own zoological turn of phrase: At four weeks, a child is like the ghost of a seahorse.
Check. I now had all the bad poetry necessary to become a mother.
The truth is you still can’t see anything. Just the premature gestational sac, less than ten centimeters in diameter, the bag inside which the fetus will grow. What an awful word fetus
is. It’s so ugly. An embryo looks like something that could only be aquatic. It doesn’t look human. It has a tail. It’s four millimeters long and its eyes are like the pair of black dots that you sometimes find in a raw egg before putting it in the skillet.
In my old encyclopedia of the human body, I read that in an embryo you can already make out the spinal column, the lungs and the rest of the organs, all on a minuscule scale. However, a four-week-old baby is not a human being, it’s hundreds of species all at once. Up until recent decades, it was thought that a human baby passed through every stage of evolution inside the mother’s womb, that it had the gills of a fish and the tail of a monkey. It seemed plausible. Then it was proven that those weren’t really gills and that wasn’t really a tail, but, in seeing the images of a fetus’s evolution, one might well conclude that pregnancy is the trailer for the movie of life. Would you like to see the whole film?
Books don’t prepare you for what’s coming. Manuals for pregnant women must have been written by mothers completely drugged by love for their children, without the slightest pinch of critical distance. They all say: you’ll feel slight nausea in the morning, your breasts will become full and tender, you’ll feel tired and the frequent need to urinate. Ah, and of course: don’t smoke, don’t drink coffee or Coca-Cola, don’t take drugs, avoid X-rays.
How the hell am I supposed to bear all this stress without even a can of Coca-Cola? How is it that no one has yet created a designer drug for pregnant women? Prenatal ecstasy, LSD for expectant mothers, something like that.
To start with, it’s not just nausea; the fundamental malaise that seizes you when you wake up in the morning is like waking up with a hangover and a guilty conscience all at the same time, like waking up after a loved one’s funeral or seeing dawn break on the day after losing the love of your life. The nausea would attack me in the most inopportune places and times. I started to think that it revealed a certain psychology in my relationship with things. For example, I always got nauseated when I had to do something that I didn’t want to do, like go out to buy bread very early in the morning in the middle of winter. It also appeared when I was with a certain disagreeable friend. Every time I saw her I would have to run to the bathroom.
Don’t even get me started on my breasts; they hurt at the slightest touch. They weren’t the only sensitive things. It was all of me. I never imagined that I could cry watching one of those horrendous talk shows hosted by one of those hacks who interviews children searching for their mothers and neighbors who hate each other; but cry I did, oceans of tears, especially at stories like: Her husband cheated on her with the ninety-nine-cent-store clerk.… Let’s bring out the huuuuusband!
I, a person with advanced degrees, raised in a home where we listened to Silvio Rodríguez and Quilapayún, would find myself curled in a fetal position under a blanket, the remote control my only umbilical cord to the world. And someone had pressed the slow-motion button.
I spent long hours watching trash TV, sleeping and dreaming that I was giving birth to a monkey.
My sister and I had a game. We would announce: Let’s play mother and daughter.
We were always mothers and we were always mothers to daughters. The maternal world was a world for women alone. Fathers did not exist. It was very easy to be a mother: it consisted of naming our dolls, covering them with a blanket, and combing their hair. And when I was the scriptwriter, some sort of tragedy always had to occur, a devastating earthquake, for example, that would infuse a little drama into the maternal role. Our dolls would cry and we would protect them from the hurricane-force winds and take them somewhere safe. It was lovely to be a mother when we were in danger. It made us better mothers.
Barcelona seemed like a good place for two naive journalists with literary aspirations who believed in the possibilities of their résumés, but not for two aspiring journalists with a child. J and I had gone to work for the magazine Lateral, first for nothing and then for very little. But we were happy to be able to dedicate ourselves to our vocations after working various jobs invented to exploit undocumented immigrants. We hadn’t arrived on a raft, but our status as foreign students relegated us to the lowest rung on the employment ladder.
No one here cares what you might have done before in some place in the southern hemisphere. Your self-published little books are worthless. Ditto that pretentious-sounding master’s degree you’ve come here to complete. It won’t do you any good to say you were published in the most important media outlets in your country and that you won a prize.
That’s why you’ll end up working for free like the oldest intern known to man. Your thirties aren’t exactly the most auspicious runway for launching your career.
On top of that, they speak Catalan in this city and the Catalans want us to speak to them in their language, even though they are perfectly bilingual, so they tend to offer the good jobs to those who speak it.
And even though you have no experience, you’ll try to earn money in the