God is Round
By Juan Villoro and Thomas Bunstead
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A brilliant, kaleidoscopic exploration of soccer—and the passion, hopes, rivalries, superstitions, and global solidarity it inspires—from Juan Villoro, “Mexico's top fútbol expert” (NBC News).
On a planet where FIFA has more members than the United Nations and the World Cup is watched by more than three billion people, football is more than just a game. As revered author Juan Villoro argues in this passionate and compulsively readable tribute to the world’s favorite sport, football may be the most effective catalyst for panglobal unity at the time when we need it most. (Following global consensus, Villoro uses “football” rather than “soccer” in the book.)
What was the greatest goal of all time? Why do the Hungarians have a more philosophical sense of defeat than the Mexicans? Do the dead play football? In essays ranging from incisive and irreverent portraits of Maradona, Messi, Ronaldo, Pelé, Zidane, and many more giants of the game to entertaining explorations of left-footedness and the number 10, Juan Villoro dissects the pleasure and pain of football fandom. God Is Round is a book for both fanatics and neophytes who long to feel the delirium of the faithful.
Juan Villoro
Juan Villoro nació en México DF en 1956. Ha sido agregado cultural en la Embajada de México en la entonces República Democrática Alemana, colaborador en revistas y numerosos periódicos. Fue también jefe de redacción de Pauta y director de La Jornada Semanal, suplemento cultural del diario La Jornada, de 1995 a 1998. Actualmente es profesor de literatura en la Universidad Nacional Autónoma de México (UNAM) e invitado en las de Princeton, Yale, Boston y Pompeu i Fabra de Barcelona. Colabora regularmente en los periódicos La Jornada (México), El País (España) y El Periódico (España), y en publicaciones como Letras Libres, Proceso, Nexos, Reforma y la italiana Internazionale. Premiado en sus múltiples facetas de narrador, ensayista, autor de libros infantiles y traductor de importantes obras en alemán y en inglés, Juan Villoro es cada vez más reconocido como uno de los principales escritores latinoamericanos contemporáneos.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5An excellent book that gets right to the heart of the football fan. There is an excellent section on Maradona, the child who only succeeds when battling against all the odds; the author explains his mentality. There is a similarly revealing account of Messi's life, his brilliance linked to the glint in his eye. Particularly interesting is the sad end of Moacyr Barbosa, Brazil's first black keeper who let in a goal in the last minute of the 1950 World Cup Final against Uruguay. he was never forgiven. He died twice living a life sentence after the miss. Villoro is not quite right about there being only one Ronaldo, the Brazilian one. I think Cristiano can now stand on his own two feet as another footballer known by just one name - Ronaldo.
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God is Round - Juan Villoro
In the beginning, God went to school and used to go and play football with his friends until classes started. Though God knows a lot, He always wants to learn and try new things. One day God said: I’ve worked hard today, it’s time to go and play.
God and his friend started playing football and at one point God kicked the ball so hard that it flew into a rosebush and burst. The explosion created the universe and everything around us.
—Rodrigo Navarro Morales, age seven
This noise truly is an irritation, this match that seeps into my life once more when my only aim is to pay my dues and grow old with dignity. That is the aim of an Olympian, Goethian intellectual. And as I proceed to write, the beast of the terraces re-emerges, the militant Barcelona supporter, the fan of the club that, before it became a property developer, was more than a club.
—Manuel Vázquez Montalbán
Pythagoras used to say that life resembles the Olympic Games: a few people strain their muscles to carry off a prize; others bring trinkets to sell to the crowd for gain; and some there are, and not the worst, who seek no other profit than to look at the show and see how and why everything is done; spectators of the life of other people in order to judge and regulate their own.
—Montaigne
And who told you that the gods may not cooperate with us?
—Marcus Aurelius
Contents
Onetti the Ticket Vendor
Winter Champion: Fandom in the First Person
The Final Passion
When a Goal is More Than a Goal
The Football and the Head
The Peculiarity of Being Two-Legged
The Deaths of Others
Magic Number 10
Diego Armando Maradona: Life, Death, Resurrection, and a Little More Besides
Ronaldo: The Way of All Flesh
A Diatribe against Cristiano Ronaldo
Lionel Messi: Childhood Prefigurations
Blood on the Terraces: Violence in the Business of FIFA
Onetti the Ticket Vendor
In the days when literary types were heavy smokers, Juan Carlos Onetti reinvented the art of breathing. The Uruguayan writer had a smooth and firm lilt, which was necessary given the painful subject he always tackled: the truth. His conspiratorial, compassionate tone was a great softener. His characters embark on dead-end projects and senseless love affairs, struggling to impose a logic that only seems apparent to them. In the world of facts they always lose, but they maintain their dignity in pitting themselves against all evidence.
Curiously enough, this maker of supremely devastating fictions was at one time a seller of dreams. A letter dated July 10, 1937 included the following: No news—except for a job offer: I’m going to be selling tickets at the national football stadium. It looks like I start on Sunday.
Hugo Verani brought the correspondence to light in 2009. The author of A Brief Life was writing to the Argentine painter and art critic Julio E. Payró, to whom he dedicated No Man’s Land no less than twice (first inscribing his friend’s name and twenty-four years later adding with all my hate
).
Onetti worked as a brick carrier, a painter-decorator, a porter, and a door-to-door salesman of calculators and drills before moving on to the demands of journalism (he was known to have slept at the newspaper offices at times). The strangest job he ever had was the one at the Estadio Centenario. In a magnificent irony, the job had been given to an inventor of defeats.
In Letters to a Young Writer, the novelist recommends the view of Montevideo from the stadium flagpole
: Before me, the town; above me the proud, fluttering flag bearing the historic insignia, recalling the glorious afternoons of 4–0, 4–2, and 3–1, the glory among the howls, the hats, the bottles, and the oranges.
(He alludes to results that include Uruguay’s 4–2 victory over Argentina in the 1930 World Cup Final.)
In the letters he writes of his absolute lack of faith.
His furious skepticism drove him at one point to write, a cynical indifference is coming to fruition inside me.
Football has been served by writers in a great many different ways (not excluding by some writers’ total ignorance of the game). In Onetti’s case, the job at the stadium provided him with an ironic emotional counterweight: I go to the stadium to form my own mass sensibility, multitudinous and at the same time unanimous.
Nothing could have been more foreign to the author of The Shipyard than unanimity, but the pull of this enthusiastic temptation can be seen when we read him say he’s going "raja pal jurgo—a very slangy, working-class way of saying
off to the match."
The letters also reveal that he wrote a play in 1937 that was later lost: Napoleon’s Island. True to form, Onetti chose to write about the emperor after his downfall, when all he commanded was censure and rebukes.
What kind of football fan was Onetti? In another letter he says, "A character in my boring book makes an apologia for a fantasy island to a downbeat woman. She listens, and then says: ‘But that’s all lies, isn’t it?’ Downcast, he admits that she’s right. The woman smiles. ‘But it doesn’t matter,’ she says. ‘The island’s a lovely place all the same. Don’t you think?’ There are such things as necessary lies, soothing deceitfulness—surely this was how Onetti saw football matches. César Luis Menotti was in agreement:
A football stadium, he said,
is the only place where I like to be deceived."
In his books, and in the Centenario, Onetti enters environments that are enhanced by what we believe about them, and he also showed that glory is, in the end, a modest cause, something that takes place among the howls, the hats, the bottles, and the oranges.
It would be an absurd sort of vanity to call oneself a disciple of Onetti; after all, there’s only one master. All my reading has, however, led me to form a more minor delusion: I see him not as the manager who picked me to play, nor even as the star striker to whom I only need pass the ball. His legacy came to me in a simpler way, in keeping with the job he held for a short time: a ticket vendor.
I picture a sunny afternoon, him handing me my stub by the turnstiles, like a letter of safe passage that allows me to pass over the books and dive right into the stadium. And he does it with the most wonderful indifference, refusing to take responsibility for the consequences. Onetti’s books convinced me that the writing dream is a possibility.
This book combines a passion for literature and a passion for football. It would not exist if it weren’t for the on-pitch wizards, but just as crucial were the masters who convinced me of a certain axiom: reality gets better in the writing of it.
Among the howls, the hats, the bottles, and the oranges,
the match gets underway.
Winter Champion: Fandom in the First Person
If there were to be a World Cup between football supporters, Mexico vs. Scotland would be a possible final. Neither country has ever done well on an international stage and, perhaps because of that, each has opted for the compensatory pleasure of filling stadiums instead.
Since I was a child I’ve been aware that the matches I watch aren’t the best. The sensation of being far from truly great endeavors intensified when satellite TV began bringing goals to us from distant lands. But in any case, being a Mexico supporter, I’ve always known that one’s passion for the game has little to do with winning all the time.
When deciding which team to support you also decide the nature of your Sundays to come. Some will opt for a solid, familiar, popular side, while others, naturally enough, choose the most successful team at the time. Sometimes destiny takes the form of a regional fatalism, and before the person in question becomes conscious of their free will, the fan is born, Athens-like, determined by city.
Other times the choice is more random, like when the fan experiences love (of a player) at first sight—some bewitching idol who condenses all the hopes and dreams of youth. Nothing hurts like when a favorite player leaves for another club, having been such a focal point for the dreams of the supporters. But when it does happen, the fan will almost always stay faithful to the club, no matter how much of the initial motivation has left. The fan scans among the eleven ghosts now playing for the club, his or her attitude one of resignation as he or she tries to discern the magic of that first genius. At this point the game becomes merely
a team game, no I
in it until the apostate comes back to represent his new club, showing his face at the pitch where he was once a ninety-minute god. Then the people who used to worship at his feet taste something bitter in their mouths, the bitter saliva of discord, as they understand, with a great and lucid bitterness, that the one out there doing the heroics is not one of them, and perhaps never was.
It’s an unhappy afternoon, and one in which the young fan becomes a man, passing through the rite that sunders any desire for perfection, coming to understand that there’s no such thing as an unconditional hero, and that the quality of his interest has changed: a team, an abstraction of colors, taking the place of that search for individual qualities.
Sometimes football attachments can begin with support of a certain shirt, regardless of who wears it. It’s the look and not the spirit of a side that captivates skin-deep fans, fanatics for certain stripes over others. Such textile-based attraction is in some ways more likely to last. Besmirched the shirt might be by advertising, but the enthusiast of the chromatic school will always have this perennial belief to fall back on.
Once the pulse has been set, the team decided, there’s no going back. Though there are examples of those for whom rationality has intervened, the purebred fanatic does not renounce his own, even if the team gets trounced. It may be that football represents the final legitimate frontier of emotional intransigence; overcoming it would mean betraying one’s infancy, refusing the child who understood that heroes either dress in white, or they dress in blaugrana.
In this changeable reality of ours, it’s perfectly acceptable to switch ideology, job, or even, after one form of therapy or another, one’s sex or religion. But to betray the activity that Javier Marías has defined as the weekly return to childhood,
now that’s a thorny thing. Which person, having placed all their hopes in a team, can entertain a change of heart during adulthood, the very abolition of which is what football stands for?
COMPLICATED PASSIONS: BARCA AND NECAXA
Like so many others, I was born under the passional obligation to support a club that was more than a club.
My father was born in Barcelona, and when he left, at the age of ten, he was convinced of the fundamental importance of lateral passes, it being the cross-city avenue known as La Diagonal that led to Camp Nou. The first present I was ever given was a Barca key ring. It wasn’t until I was six, in 1962, that I got to see my
team play, on their tour of Mexico. There’s something touching about supporting an invisible team. Still, every now and then, passion requires proof.
In addition to Barcelona, I had a liking for a team that was to give a different hue to my Sundays. My father, first and foremost a man of the academy, supported the University side, Los Pumas, but in my choice of a local team I didn’t follow him. I studied at the German College, where reality became strange in all those long sequences of subordinate clauses. For some unfathomable reason I fell in with the Germans. We spoke only Spanish in the schoolyard. Kicking a ball and shouting in my own language went hand in hand. During those nine years, every second of which I counted, I looked out the classroom window at the yard, where jumpers stood in for goalposts. That rectangle was freedom, and it was my language. If I learned anything from the German College’s arduous pedagogy, it was that I love nothing as much as Spanish. Just as attachments come into being by complete chance, I forever associated the pleasure I took in shouting in the outlawed language with the game that gave our playtimes meaning.
So football presented itself as my first urge to belong. Everyone in my neighborhood supported Necaxa, the electricians’ team. They weren’t exactly the logical option; not being much of a side, they were hardly guaranteed titles, nor were the Sundays going to be plain sailing. No one in the barrio had family in the syndicate of electricians, nor had anyone even been out to Necaxa, a town that had been flooded to make a dam to feed a power plant. Our floodlights might have hailed from Necaxa, but we weren’t sophisticated enough to realize it (like when I first read Moby Dick and didn’t know that whales were hunted to make candles from their sperm: it wasn’t the quest for light that captivated me but Captain Ahab’s fanatical gaze and his foam-flecked beard).
Why on earth did my neighbors support Necaxa? I never knew. To this day I’ve never visited the town, and simply take on trust the legend that when the water level drops in the dam during droughts, it reveals the bell tower of a church.
In fifty-seven years Necaxa never won the league and were relegated from the first division on two occasions (the second during my teens, when my team was substituted for by Atlético Español and came back up two years later with a different nickname, Los Rayos—the Rays). Nowadays this most gypsy of clubs plays in Aguascalientes, which to fans within Mexico City constitutes a kind of Patagonia. And yet this is the side that one night beat Pelé’s Santos side; where Fu Manchu
Reynoso was given his nickname upon making a ball vanish from the pitch; where Álex Aguinaga, a weary gladiator who gasped as he ran, dragged his team to a title that surpassed belief. We Necaxistas never needed to see a church submerged in a dam to believe in it. On the miracle days, the bells toll there.
Some people identify with the vastness of a continent and support América (or the money and TV fame this name represents in Mexico). I was looking for an attachment that was not quite so broad. My parents came from separatist traditions (her the Yucatán, him Catalonia), and it’s no great surprise they divorced early. By way of contrast, I decided to be of my street.
Necaxa, ever movable, has been an auspicious team in the eyes of immigrants. In the 1960s it was the Jewish community’s favorite side, as they didn’t have their own pitch and had to train at the Club Deportivo Israelita. Nowadays Necaxa has a big Japanese following in Aguascalientes, with its new Nissan plant. Life is so strange that it even has curious ways of turning logical: after all, what could be more normal, in a sense, than the Rays awakening sympathies in people who hail from the land of the rising sun?
When Necaxa won a cup final in my childhood, beating América, the team everyone loved to hate, I felt the startling sensation of being on the wrong side in the battle. The electricians weren’t proponents of masochism, but nor were they vain triumphalists. What they were good at was playing good football and doing surprising things on the pitch. For such artists of the unexpected, the scoreboard was of little concern. This peculiarity became all the more serious in the 1990s, when Los Rayos transformed into a powerful club. All that efficiency seemed like a vulgar transgression.
The psychology of fans is defined by the eleven players they support. Mercurial Necaxa is my street’s team. It matters little that this slice of the city might have changed, or that I don’t live there anymore. In Mexico City the sense of belonging doesn’t depend on the people or the scenery. Everyone leaves, everything subsides. For us a street is what was (childhood, Necaxa). And that’s why it matters.
WRITING FOOTBALL
It’s unlikely you’ll be a fan of any sport that you haven’t felt the urge to play. I played quite a bit, including on Pumas youth teams. At the age of sixteen, I knew I wasn’t going to make it as a top player, and that if I were ever to score at the Maracanã it would only be in my dreams.
Writing about football is one of the many consolations of literature. Every so often a critic will wonder how it is that no great football novel has ever been written on a planet that holds its breath during a World Cup. The answer seems fairly simple to me: the system of references in football is so strictly codified, and involves the emotions so totally, that it includes its own epic, its own tragedy, and its own comedy. There isn’t any need for parallel dramas, and the writer’s invention is left with very little space to work in. This is one of the reasons why we get better short stories about football than novels. Because football comes to us with all these preformed narratives, any hidden aspects, anything that hasn’t already been published, tend to be minimal. The novelist, who sees the task as doing more than acting as a mirror, would rather look elsewhere for material. Whereas the short-story writer—interested in going back and recounting what has already happened—finds an inexhaustible fount.
And the fact is, football, in and of itself, is a question of words. Few activities depend so wholly on what is already known as this art of reiterating great feats on the field of play. The legends recounted by fans prolong the acts in a kind of nonstop passion that then stands in for the game, this munificent, purely weekend God.
In the games of my childhood, the fundamental aspect was the TV commentator, the great Ángel Fernández, who had it within him to turn a quite inglorious game into the fall of Carthage.
Commentators must be endowed with great imaginative capacities—as proved by the fact that some legendary rhapsodists even imparted games they never