Last Will and Testament
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Mrs. Arliss was witty. Mrs. Arliss was delightful. But mostly, Mrs. Arliss was rich. And now, Mrs. Arliss is dead. Her friends and relations—gathered to shed a tear, knock back a post-funeral sherry, and determine what loot they’ve inherited—are horrified to discover that things are not as they might have wished.
Only two people seem to have cared for Mrs. Arliss more than for her bank account and exquisite collection of eighteenth-century miniatures. One is her girlish secretary, the very model of a flustered ingenue. The other is Virginia Freer, who had in many ways been a second Arliss daughter. They should be free to mourn, but Virginia has a problem. The miniatures are missing and all clues point to her ex-husband Felix—a man who is charming, affectionate, and a double-dipped scoundrel.
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Last Will and Testament - E. X. Ferrars
Chapter One
It was a few minutes after eight o’clock on a fine May morning when I slid my key into the lock of my house in Ellsworthy Street, pushed the door open and knew at once that something was wrong. I could smell cigarette smoke and I had not smoked for ten years.
Walking into the house, I shut the door behind me with some noisiness, hung my coat on a hook in the hall and went into the living room.
Of course, it’s you,
I said. What d’you suppose you’re doing here?
My one-time husband, Felix Freer, got up from the sofa where he had been lying comfortably stretched out and gave me one of his more sheepish smiles.
If it comes to that, Virginia, where have you been all night?
he asked. I’ve been worried as hell about you.
When did you get here?
I demanded.
About ten o’clock last night.
What brought you?
For God’s sake, why d’you have to use that tone to me?
He stubbed his cigarette out. I’d some business in the neighbourhood and thought I’d drop in on you for a chat, that’s all. And when you didn’t come home and I saw that you didn’t seem to have taken anything away with you, not even your toothbrush, I thought I’d better stay on to see if something was wrong.
I might have bought myself a new toothbrush,
I said. I sometimes do.
All right, all right,
he said. But with the car gone, you could have been in an accident. I’d made up my mind that if you didn’t show up by nine o’clock this morning I’d start phoning the hospitals and possibly the police. Terrible things happen to people, one has to remember that. Sometimes they just disappear and are never heard of again. You’d hardly expect me to leave before I found out, would you?
That’ll be the day, when you ring the police for help,
I said.
I dropped into a chair. I was too tired to feel much of the helpless, dull anger that I usually did whenever I saw Felix. We had been separated for five years, but I had never been able to get over the bitterness left behind by the brief experience of our marriage.
We had married when we were both thirty-three and had parted three years later. We had never troubled about divorce, but had simply gone our separate ways, Felix continuing his shady, secretive life in London and I returning to the house that I had inherited from my mother in the small town of Allingford, where I had grown up and where I resumed my old part-time practice as a physiotherapist.
I had no real need to work. My mother had left me enough to live on, if not very lavishly, but I had gone back to the clinic because I preferred it to good works, golf or bridge, while exactly what Felix was doing was something that I preferred not to know too much about.
How did you get in?
I asked. I left the door locked.
I’ve some keys that open most things,
he answered, and your lock’s particularly easy. You ought to get it changed.
I shall,
I said. I don’t like the feeling that people can drop in here whenever I happen to be out.
I’m not just people, surely,
he said. We haven’t come to that, have we? And suppose something awful had happened to you last night, wouldn’t it have been a good thing that I was here?
You wouldn’t have been here if there’d been any real need for you.
That’s hardly fair.
I know it isn’t, but I never want to be fair when I talk to you. It’s an effect you have on me.
Anyway, where were you last night?
He had sat down again on the sofa and lit another cigarette. A saucer, which he had been using as an ash tray, which was on the floor near him, was filled to the brim. Assuming that he had not got up very early that morning and started smoking at once, it looked as if he might really have been enough concerned about me to wait up for quite a long time the night before.
The saucer and the dented cushions and a book that lay open on a chair, where I had left it the afternoon before, when the telephone had rung and I had gone at once, gave the room an unkempt, uncared-for, early-morning look. I always thought it a pleasant room in an undistinguished, late-Victorian way, with furniture of several periods that somehow did not quarrel with each other, some pictures that were nothing special, but that I liked, a number of comfortable chairs and a bay window at one end overlooking my small garden, which was bright just now with lilacs.
Felix smoked nervously and fast, puffing smoke at me as if he needed some kind of screen between us. He sat with his knees apart and his elbows resting on them. I noticed for the first time that there were threads of grey in his fair hair. Yet he was wearing, I felt, far better than I was. At forty-one he was as good-looking as he had been when we married, perhaps even more so. Boyish charm, which had lasted him well into his thirties, was yielding now to an air of distinction. He would soon be able to call himself Professor Sir Felix Freer, or perhaps tell people that he held an important post at the Ministry of Defence, where he worked on matters so secret that they could not fail to be impressed, or that he was a merchant banker who just happened, most unfortunately, to have left his wallet at home.
He was of medium height and slender, with an almost triangular face, wide at the temples, pointed at the chin, with curiously drooping eyelids that made his vivid blue eyes look almost triangular too. He had thick, golden eyebrows and a wide, most friendly mouth. His mouth was not deceptive. In his own fashion he was a most friendly man. He always dressed conservatively and well, though just casually enough to put people at their ease. There were very few people whom Felix could not put at their ease when he chose.
If you want to know,
I said, Mrs. Arliss died a few hours ago. They sent for me yesterday afternoon and I’ve been there ever since. I came home to have a bath and change, then I’ll have to go back. There’s no one there but her secretary, a nice girl, but she’s only twenty-two, and the housekeeper and the chauffeur.
Mrs. Arliss?
Felix said. So she’s gone at last. I’m terribly sorry. I know it’ll hit you hard. You were really fond of her, weren’t you?
I suppose so.
In fact, so far, I was feeling hardly anything at all except exhaustion and an almost pathological craving for a bath. I felt dishevelled and soiled. My skin felt caked with old makeup. My eyes felt as if someone had used his thumbs to push them deep into my head. They smarted as if they had grit in them.
Why aren’t any of the family there?
Felix asked.
It came as a surprise at the end,
I said. I let my eyes close for a moment, but feeling that if I yielded to the temptation I should fall asleep where I was, I forced them open again. She had a stroke three weeks ago and Imogen and Nigel came down. Then she seemed to rally wonderfully. Her left side was a bit paralyzed and her speech was a bit slurred, but her mind was absolutely normal and she seemed to be getting better, so they both went home. After all, she might have lingered on literally for years. People sometimes do. And they couldn’t hang about indefinitely. And Mrs. Bodwell, the housekeeper, is marvellously efficient, and the secretary too, in her way—Meg Randall. Mrs. Arliss was very fond of her. She liked having someone young around. Then suddenly yesterday afternoon she had another stroke and never recovered consciousness. She died about five o’clock this morning.
You having been sent for by this Meg Randall instead of any of the family,
Felix said. I wonder why that was.
Simply that I was nearest. I could get to the house in ten minutes. If Imogen or Nigel had been sent for Mrs. Arliss might have died long before they got here. Which reminds me, I must telephone them both. Meg left that to me.
You mean they don’t know yet the old woman’s gone?
No, there seemed to be so much else to think about and in a way, since she was dead, it didn’t seem—well, important.
They’ll think it a lot more important now than a mere stroke. They’ll be down here like a flash. How did she leave her money, do you know?
I shook my head. I don’t think they do either. You remember how she was always changing her will, or talking of changing it. I’m not sure if she really got around to doing it. I think she may just have talked about it to scare them. It gave her a nice sense of power.
Perhaps there’ll be something for you,
Felix suggested.
No,
I said, she told me she wasn’t going to leave me anything because money ought to stay in the family and apart from that, she was sure you’d get it out of me. She told me that when she gave me Mary’s jewellery, which you may remember, because you pawned it when I wasn’t looking. It cost me quite a lot to get it back…
I stopped, starting forward in my chair. That isn’t what you came for! You haven’t helped yourself to it again!
His wide mouth curved downwards, aggrieved.
As if I’d do a thing like that. Last time I was—well, in certain difficulties and I knew you wouldn’t really mind if I’d been able to tell you more about the position I was in.
There was nothing to stop you telling me everything, so far as I know, and I minded very much.
I had indeed. Less because the jewellery was moderately valuable than because Mary Arliss had been my closest friend ever since the two of us, at the age of eleven, had met on our first day at school. Mary had been the only child of the Arliss couple, born when her mother was forty and her father over fifty. He had died only two years later and Mary had become the whole world to her mother. It had been a loving but narrow and stifling world for a child and school had been a wondrous escape for her and the friends that she made there had all been of extreme importance to her. I had been the one whom she had seemed to care for most. She had taken me to her home where at first I had been only very cautiously welcomed by Mrs. Arliss, since I might, after all, be a rival for Mary’s affections. But when, at the age of twenty, Mary had died of meningitis, Mrs. Arliss had turned to me as the nearest thing to a substitute for her daughter that she had been able to find, and as she grew older she seemed to have become far more attached to me than she had ever been to her niece, Imogen Dale, or her husband’s nephew, Nigel Tustin. Mary’s jewellery, on one of my birthdays, had been an impulsive gift, expressing a great deal of love. And Felix, within days, had pawned the lot…
I stood up, muttering that I must have a bath now, and leaving him, I went upstairs to my room and went straight to the drawer in my dressing table where I kept my jewel case.
My suspicions of him had been unjust. Nothing was missing.
Furthermore, there was something on my dressing table which had not been there when I left the house the day before, a bottle of Estée Lauder’s Aliage. Looking at it, I gave a resigned sigh, then a slight laugh, shook my head and wearily began to strip off my clothing.
In the hot bath the tension of the night gradually went out of me and I began to feel grief, but only of an almost dreamy, quiet kind that was curiously detached from the inert figure with the yellow-grey face that I had left behind on the bed in the huge bedroom in the Arliss house. The night that I had spent watching Evelyn Arliss die seemed remote, hazy, hard to believe in. Was it the truth, I wondered, that at the time of death it was always hard to believe in it? There were so many things that had to be done, distracting things like those telephone calls that I had promised to make and which must not be put off for too long. Perhaps death only became real at a slight distance.
Getting out of the bath and reaching for a towel, I became aware of a smell of coffee and frying bacon. That was nice. Felix had always made good coffee and I felt ready for a breakfast of bacon and eggs, although normally I began the day with a single slice of toast. Dressing slowly, I put on a green linen skirt and a lighter green blouse and added some ivory beads of Mary’s, which I did on an impulse of affection for Mrs. Arliss, a small gesture made to please her departed spirit, wherever, if anywhere, it might be. Then I brushed my hair hard, picked up the bottle of Aliage and went downstairs.
Felix was in the kitchen, laying the table for two. I put the bottle of scent down on the table before him.
Thank you, no,
I said.
He looked at me with dismay.
But I thought it’s a kind you like,
he said. I chose it on purpose.
Of course I like it,
I said, but I prefer presents that have been paid for.
I know you do,
he said, as if he were making allowances for an eccentricity of mine, so I did pay for it.
That seems unlikely,
I said.
It’s true, I really did.
You don’t convince me.
He turned back to the frying pan into which he had just broken four eggs.
I wish I could understand,
he said, why I always find it so difficult to get you to believe me.
Because, of course, you so often tell lies.
I sat down at the table. It had been one of the first disturbing discoveries for me in our marriage that Felix was a dedicated and expert shoplifter. It had taken me a little while to become convinced of it. At first I had merely found it puzzling that whenever we went out shopping together we nearly always arrived home with more things than I could remember having bought. The unexpected items were often presents for me and usually costly. But I had still been very much in love with him and in a way I was rather shy of him and for a little while I had managed to make myself believe that there was something quite touching about his secretive way of buying these things for me. But they were always unwrapped, which was curious, and one day I had actually seen him pop a lipstick into his pocket while I had been buying some nail varnish. Later, with a loving kiss, he had given me the lipstick and I had tried to make myself challenge him about it, but I had not had the courage and for some time after that I had said nothing about this deplorable habit of his, trying to think of how I could help to cure him of it. For of course I had been sure that it was simply kleptomania, which was an illness and not in any real sense criminal. But going out with him had turned into a terrifying experience, as day by day I waited for him to be caught, while accepting his presents had made me feel like a receiver of stolen property, which was just what I was, after all.
At last, without quite realising what I was going to do, I had suddenly turned on him and told him what I knew about him and he had blandly denied everything.
I had known by then how many lies he told, which I had been almost able to tolerate, telling myself that he lived in a world of fantasy and that I could help him to grow out of it. But his lying then seemed to mean that he took me for an absolute fool. We had had a horrible quarrel, which had ended most horribly with his bursting into tears, saying that I was the only hope he had of ever going straight, in the middle of which I had seen, I was sure, a gleam of laughter in his eyes. That was when I had revised my opinion of his kleptomania and had begun to ask myself questions about certain other ways he had. About how he earned his money, for instance. He had told me that he was a civil engineer and told me the name of the firm that he worked for and it had never occurred to me to check up on this. But when I did it turned out that they had never heard of him. I had finally discovered that he worked for a dubious firm of secondhand-car dealers, whose managing director happened to be in gaol for fraud.
Felix put the coffeepot down on the table and turned back to the frying pan.
I bought that stuff for you at Fortnum’s,
he said, and I paid good cash for it. But throw it back in my face if you want to.
I poured out a cup of coffee.
Even if you did, I wonder what other little luxuries you came away with,
I said. I sipped the coffee. This is very good. Perhaps it’ll put some stiffening back into me. I need it.
You look worn out,
Felix said. Have you really got to go back to that place? What you need is some sleep.
I’m afraid I’ve got to go. I’ll pull myself together presently.
He slid the eggs out of the pan onto two plates that had rashers of bacon on them and put one of the plates down in front of me.
That ought to help,
he said. Now listen. I did pay for that scent, I swear I did, and I did that just to please you. So why can’t you accept it in that spirit?
He spoke in a tone of earnest sincerity. As he sat down facing me and poured coffee into his own cup, his eyes were candid and clear and full of concern for me. The concern at least was probably genuine. He was easily moved to sympathy with others, though he seldom remembered to go on feeling it for long.
I just wish you wouldn’t bring me presents at all,
I said. I started on the bacon and eggs. And, as I’ve told you before, I don’t want you to come here.
I just like to see you sometimes to make sure things are going all right with you,
he said.
It seems to me you just want to keep some kind of hold on me, in case it’ll come in useful sometime,
I answered. It’ll never work, you know. I’ve told you that before. What’s this business you had in the neighbourhood?
I was delivering a car to a customer.
So you’re still in the secondhand-car racket.
He frowned. Racket is a nasty word. We’re a strictly legitimate business.
You mean you aren’t buying up old wrecks that have been in smashes and transferring their registrations and so on to stolen cars and doing very nicely out of selling them? I thought that was a much too profitable thing for you ever to give up.
He shook his