Hellbent
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The authors publishing under the Hellbender Books imprint have gathered together to produce a volume of short stories. Enjoy these spine-tingling tales of horror and suspense by established and emerging writers in the genre. Included in this volume:
- Foreword – Thomas M. Malafarina
- Introduction – Catherine Jordan
- Parallelism – Thomas M. Malafarina
- Panty Lines – Catherine Jordan
- A Modern Fable – John B. Kachuba
- Delerium Tremens – Kyle Alexander Romines
- Chirurgeon – Chris Pisano & Brian Koscienski
- Suspect Number Twelve – Michael L. Hawley
- Escalation – J. B. Toner
- Chihuahuas – Will Falconer
- The Mimics – Travis Leibert
- Laney – Thomas M. Malafarina
- Mean Streak – Catherine Jordan
- Heaven Scent – John B. Kachuba
- The Torment of the Crows – Kyle Alexander Romines
- Icelus – Chris Pisano & Brian Koscienski
- The Day in the Life of a Navy Helicopter Pilot, 1989 – Michael L. Hawley
- The Kindly Dark – J. B. Toner
- The Hangin' Tree – Thomas M. Malafarina
- Burning For You – Will Falconer
- ... and a handful of horror classics
- Biographies
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Hellbent - Thomas M. Malafarina
Introduction
A friend recently debated with me over the difference between horror and thrillers. Well, there’s a fine line between certain genres. Take erotica and romance, for example. Romance uses a feather; erotica uses the whole chicken. Thrillers send a shiver down your spine. Horror opens your back and twists that spine into something sinister (like Zelda in Stephen King’s Pet Sematary).
I’m often asked why I write horror since I look more like a Hallmark romance writer. Well, I do have five kids. Haha. No, really I think it’s because I was raised Catholic, and Catholicism is filled with the supernatural. There are many cautionary tales about how to deal with helplessness and horror and fear. Confront it and embrace hope. Hope is the key word. Be forever hopeful.
Fearful situations teach focus when deciding whether to fight. And know that there’s another F-word—flight! You see, some people are afraid of change. In my opinion, change brings opportunity, and opportunity leads to success. You can’t soar like an eagle if you let the turkeys keep you grounded. So, challenge yourself to spread your wings and fly.
It’s okay to be afraid. Everyone has fears. Fear builds character. Hey—isn’t that what we writers do for a living—build characters?
On that note, I’d like to appeal to you horror lovers: If you like our anthology, tell the world. If you don’t, tell the writer.
Thank you,
Catherine Jordan
editor, author, and a nice person
Parallelism
by Thomas M. Malafarina
Imagination is the parallel universe of a writer. If he is not responding to you in the world, he is probably responding to someone in the imaginary world.
—Heenashree Khandelwal
I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
—Unknown
The ceiling fan turned slowly above Emmett’s head while he stood patiently waiting for it to stop. He had turned off the wall switch a few moments earlier, and the fan’s momentum wound down in lazy circles. He was tempted to reach up and grab one of the five blades, stopping it immediately. But the fan was too hard to reach.
Emmett had volunteered to help his wife, Carla, clean the house that weekend, and he had just finished dusting the entire bedroom, save for the wooden blades of their ceiling fan.
He once considered buying one of those fancy dusting thingies with a big fluffy oval brush on the end of a long telescopic handle, but the problem wasn’t so much height as location. The fan wasn’t mounted on a vaulted ceiling but was located directly over his and his wife’s queen-size bed. Their small bedroom size allowed no room for repositioning the bed, and therefore he couldn’t use a step stool to reach the blades. So Emmett planned on doing what he’d done many times before; stand on the bed to reach the fan blades.
It wasn’t the safest thing in the world nor the most dangerous. In fact, Emmett suspected Carla had used a similar technique to dust the blades, though she might not admit it. And regardless of what method she happened to choose, if he were to fall and hurt himself she would nevertheless chew him a new one. He wasn’t getting any younger, sixty-five at his last birthday, and his balance wasn’t quite what it used to be, if he were being perfectly honest with himself. As his late father used to say, It ain’t what it usedta was.
Emmett Parker was a part-time science fiction writer with several dozen novels and over two hundred short stories to his credit. He had retired from his full-time engineer position six months earlier and supposed he could now call himself a full-time author. However, the title might be a bit grandiose since the little money from his publications scarcely supplemented his savings, meager pension, and social security income.
Emmett watched the fan blade make its final revolution, then come to a complete stop. He walked to the bedroom doorway and listened for Carla’s soft footsteps, hoping she wasn’t on her way upstairs. He stood on the bed as gently as possible so Carla wouldn’t hear him floundering about on the mattress. Dust rag in hand, he walked his free hand up the wall behind the headboard, ready to begin his task.
Emmett slowly approached the fan like a kid making his way into a bouncy house and appreciated why children enjoyed them so much. He’d mastered his technique of holding onto one blade to maintain his balance while dusting. Soon all five blades were dust-free, and Emmett was ready to work his way off the bed.
He was suddenly hit with a strange bout of vertigo, surely brought on by the uneven motion of the mattress. He had experienced such dizziness before, and it always passed quickly. But not this time. Emmett’s knees buckled; his head slammed against the side wall as he fell off the bed toward the floor.
As he lay there on the floor somewhere between reality and unreality, his mind flooded with dreamlike scenarios of what had just happened to him. Some were identical, some were slightly different, but many showed completely dissimilar and often tragic results. In one scenario, he almost fell, then regained his balance and stepped down safely from the bed—as he had done in the past. In another scenario, he grabbed the ceiling fan to stop his fall, pulling it down with him in a shower of plaster-dust. In yet another, he lay on the ground with his arm broken in a twisted compound fracture, a white bone jutting from torn skin. And in another, he saw himself lying dead on the floor with his head cocked at an impossible angle, his neck snapped.
Scenarios continued to play in his head, thousands streaming like high-speed videos through his mind, and he thought he might go insane trying to follow along.
Emmett heard a familiar voice call his name as he floated in and out of consciousness. Emmett? Emmett, honey? Speak to me.
Then a man’s voice said, Please stand back, ma’am. We’ll take it from here.
A moment later, Emmett snapped alert to the pungent scent of capsulated ammonia under his nose.
What the hell?
Emmett mumbled, still disoriented. What’s going on?
It’s okay Mr. Parker,
the man said. You had a nasty fall and hit your head. You were out for a while, but you’re gonna be all right.
Emmett focused on two young faces, one male and one female. They wore the familiar blue emergency medical technician uniforms and were apparently taking care of him. Behind them, Carla stood watching with utter terror on her face. He knew there was going to be hell to pay for his cleaning stunt, but for now, it looked like he might be able to ride the pity train for at least a little while.
Carla? Sweetie? What going on?
he asked in the most pathetic voice he could muster. After all, the back of his head throbbed, and a couple of EMTs were kneeling over him.
You fell, Emmett, and hit your head,
Carla said sympathetically. Don’t talk. Just do what the nice boy and girl tell you to do.
The EMTs, probably in their thirties, exchanged glances. To Carla, everyone under forty was either a boy or a girl.
The male EMT placed a cold stethoscope on Emmett’s chest. Mr. Parker, do you remember what happened? Do you know how you fell?
Emmett wasn’t about to admit to standing on the bed to clean the fan, so he simply said, I don’t know for sure. I was standing by the side of the bed and must have turned too quickly, lost my balance, and fell.
Carla glared knowingly at her husband; she wasn’t buying his story. From downstairs it sounded like someone dropped a bomb on the house!
She looked to the dust cloth on the floor, then upward at the ceiling fan. Then to the wrinkles on the bedspread. She didn’t have to say a word. Emmett knew she knew. It was that unspoken language passing between partners who’ve been together for many years.
The female EMT sighed heavily. Well, here’s what we’re going to do, sir. We’re going to take you to the hospital for an MRI to make sure there’s no internal bleeding or other such injury. They’ll want to examine you to figure out how you lost your equilibrium.
Emmett sat up. I don’t want to go to any damned hospital. Look at me. I’m fine. Just give me a few pain pills. After a good night’s sleep I’ll be as good as new.
Carla wagged a pointed finger. Don’t you dare tell these fine people how to do their jobs, Emmett Stephen Parker!
Emmett went silent. By invoking his full name, Carla had passed out of the pity stage and was now loaded for bear. Emmett reluctantly conceded. Fine. But I’m telling you there’s nothing wrong with me that a shot or two of whiskey and a good night’s sleep won’t fix.
The EMTs exchanged glances again. The girl rolled her eyes.
***
As it turned out, Emmett had been quite lucky. He didn’t have any damage to his skull or brain, and even the concern of concussion was minimal. Carla sat by his side the entire time. She didn’t mention his accident or question how it had happened. As he waited to be released, a strange feeling washed over Emmett; he had experienced something unusual while unconscious, but he couldn’t recall what. Yet the feeling wouldn’t go away.
The ER finally sent them home after grueling hours of tests.
Carla drove home, since the doctor had put Emmett on bed rest and recommended no driving for several days. She glanced over and said, How you feeling, Emmett?
Fine, babe. Just a little bit off. I still have a bit of a headache and my thoughts are a bit foggy.
Too bad. I was hoping you’d remember being up on the bed, dusting the fan before you fell.
I . . . I . . .
Carla smirked. Relax, Emmett. I knew what happened as soon as I heard you fall. Seeing the clean fan blades and your footprints on the bed just confirmed it for me.
So you’re not mad at me?
Oh yes, I most certainly am. I’m mad because I could have lost you today. Mad because you know better than to do something so stupid. But I’ll get over it now that you’re okay.
There was a catch in her voice. It’s just that it scared me so much.
Ah, jeez, Carla. I’m really sorry. I’ll try to be more careful.
No, Emmett, you won’t. And that’s the problem. It’s the way you are. And I’ve to come to terms with the fact that one of these days you’re going to do something really stupid, and I’m going to lose you. I don’t know what I’ll do when that happens. I don’t know if I’m strong enough to go through something like that again.
Her eyes began to pool, and Emmett realized she was fighting back tears. He knew why.
He had no reply in his defense. He understood exactly what she was talking about. They had both survived that unspeakable event together twenty-five years ago and had moved on as best as they could. For a while it looked like they might not make it, but they had found a way. Since that time they often spoke of Stevie, but never about what had happened. It was just too painful. They both knew it was not the best way to deal with things, but it was their way. Now Carla and Emmett were reliving the tragedy. And it was his fault for being such a klutz.
Truth was, Emmett was careless and tended to be accident prone. Carla was right about that. But still, he had never come so close to seriously injuring himself. Maybe it was time to accept his age and stop taking such risks. A psychiatrist might suggest Emmett was unconsciously punishing himself. But for what? He had known tragedy; they both had shared one of the worst. It wasn’t his fault. Why should he punish himself? Then Emmett noticed the street sign. You’re taking Oak Street?
He was going to ask Carla why she didn’t continue down Main but decided not to question her since he was already in hot water. Either road would get them home.
Yeah.
She sighed. I don’t know, I just thought I’d try a different route today.
He looked out the front window in time to see a car speeding toward their intersection. He shouted Carla!
at the exact time she slammed on the brakes.
Tires squealed as their car skidded into the intersection. The other car sped past, narrowly avoiding their Prius. When they came to a stop at the far side of the intersection, Emmett saw the offending car zoom away, apparently oblivious to the potential disaster it nearly caused.
Carla sat trembling for several seconds. Emmett, you all right?
But Emmett didn’t reply. He sat staring into space. To Carla, he probably appeared to be looking at nothing. What he saw in his mind’s eye was a far cry from nothing. He was watching thousands, perhaps hundreds of thousands, of scenarios simultaneously playing out in his mind. He could barely comprehend them all. In one version their car collided with the other and both he and Carla were severely injured. In others, one or both of them were killed. Or the car missed them but collided into another vehicle, or into a building, bursting into flames. In other scenarios, they hadn’t turned onto Oak Street, so either the accident didn’t happen, or it happened to another car.
Emmett!
she shouted.
Emmett turned as if waking from a dream. He stared at Carla, not recognizing her, and that frightened him. The look on her face said the same about her. Emmett, are you all right? Were you hurt?
Still dazed, Emmett said, I was killed,
in a strange, detached voice. We both were killed. Then we weren’t. We were safe. Then we weren’t. Thousands and thousands of times over. Again and again.
Honey, what are you saying? You’re not making sense.
The trance had passed over him and then began to disappear. Emmett’s eyes became clear and focused. He said, I’m okay now. Yeah, I think I’m fine.
You sure, Emmett? You were talking strangely. Maybe we should go back to the hospital. Maybe they need to check you out better.
Slowly Emmett replied, No. Honestly, honey, I’m fine. Let’s just go home now.
***
For the remainder of the trip, Emmett sat quietly in his seat, contemplating. For whatever reason, he chose not to share his thoughts with his wife. When they got in the front door, Carla helped Emmett to the sofa, then sat next to him, placing her hand gently on his leg.
Emmett. Tell me what happened back there. It was like you went away for a time or something. It was frightening.
After a moment, Emmett raised his head and met his wife’s eyes. I suppose in a sense I did go away. I saw things.
What kind of things?
I saw the accident, our near accident, played out in my mind with different endings. Some of the results were the same as ours, but most were different, more catastrophic . . . some were even fatal.
Carla gasped, then looked down and folded her hands in her lap. I don’t know what to say. Then again, I haven’t suffered a potentially serious head trauma. Maybe it was just because the accident was such a close call. You know, maybe coming on the heels of your fall. I’m sure you’re very susceptible to such things at this stage.
Emmett asked, When we almost hit that car, did anything like that happen to you?
No, but to be honest, I think I did pee my pants a little. In fact, I’m going right upstairs to clean up and get changed.
I suppose I got off lucky then.
He chuckled. I also just recalled something else. I had a similar experience after my fall, when I was regaining consciousness. I had forgotten about it until now. I saw my accident played out in different ways.
Oh my God, Emmett. Maybe we should go back to the hospital.
No. I don’t think we need to, honey. I’m feeling fine. I think you were right. I think the stress of the day may have been too much for me. You know I have an overactive imagination. Maybe the stress of the accidents just triggered something and put my brain into high gear. Let’s wait a bit. I think if I just rest for a time, everything will be fine.
Well . . .
She gave a sigh of relent. I suppose, if you say so.
Unknown to his wife, Emmett had a very strong suspicion of what had happened to him. His science fiction writer’s mind understood what it was he was seeing. He needed time to rest and to contemplate.
I’m going to sit and watch TV for a bit and maybe nap,
Emmett said. The doctors did clear me to sleep, right? I know sometimes with head injuries they frown on that.
Yes,
Carla assured him. They said it should be okay. I just have to keep my eye on you and check on you from time to time. You’re not feeling nauseated or anything, are you?
No, not at all. A bit exhausted from everything is all.
Emmett plopped into his chair and squirmed, getting comfortable and situated in his recliner.
All right then. Maybe you should rest like the doctor ordered.
Very well, Nurse Carla. Say, maybe we should get you one of those sexy nurse’s outfits. You know what I mean?
He wiggled his eyebrows, Groucho Marx style.
Carla rolled her eyes and said, Easy there, tiger. I think you’ve had enough excitement for one day.
***
Emmett slept for several hours; however, it was anything but restful. His slumber was bombarded with images of alternate versions of his fall as well as their near-miss on the way home from the hospital. The problem was, the dreams seemed to be much more than just dreams. They seemed to be alternate versions of the same reality.
He awoke with a start in his recliner. A cool dampness trickled down the center of his back. He lowered the recliner’s footrest and attempted to stand, only to realize his body was not happy with what he had done during his fall. He had been so focused on his head injury that he hadn’t taken into account how much the rest of his body might have been affected.
Every single muscle in his body screamed with pain. His back and neck tightened in a mass of knots. Arms and legs felt like charley horses were waiting in the wings to spasm when he least expected it. Even his fingers and toes ached. Emmett had been dealing with growing arthritis in those joints for the past several years, and his fall had done nothing to help relieve that discomfort.
He flopped back down into his recliner, sweat streaming from every pore. After a few minutes of panting in pain, shock, and realization, he was about ready to make another attempt to stand when Carla entered the room.
Thought I heard you moving around down here. How are you doing?
Not wanting her to know the extent of his pain, Emmett gritted his teeth and managed to push out the words, I’m fine . . . stiff is all.
I’m not at all surprised. That was quite a fall you had. I suspect it might be a long time before you’ll try a stunt like that again. Are you sure you’re okay, Emmett? You’re sweating, and you look pale.
Yeah, I think I just need another of those pain pills the doctor gave us.
I’ll get you one right away,
Carla said as she headed out of the room.
With his wife safely out of earshot, Emmett once again began what he knew would be the arduous task of trying to get out of the chair. After several agonizing minutes of suppressed curses and gritted teeth, Emmett got himself standing in front of his recliner, sweating, panting, but alive and able to move.
Carla met him with pills and water as he was shuffling out of the room. Here, Emmett. Take these. You’ll feel better.
I certainly hope so.
Maybe you should sit down again for a while; you’re white as a sheet.
Honestly, honey, sitting down is the last thing I need. All it does is stiffen me up. I would actually love a soak in a hot bath, but you’d probably have to call in a tow truck to get me out. So, a shower will have to do.
Carla cocked her head, then said, I suppose that’ll be okay as long as you feel up to it. Are you sure you’re all right?
Yes, I’m sure. I think this hot shower is exactly what I need.
Well then, I’d better let you get to it. Leave the bathroom door ajar and I’ll stop up and check on you periodically. Okay?
Of course. In fact, you’re welcome to join me if you’d like.
Emmett gave her his Groucho eyebrows again.
Steady on your feet, tiger. You’re not ready for that level of exhaustion yet; hopefully soon, but not yet.
Emmett breathed a sigh of relief. Romance was the last thing he was ready to tackle. Well, in that case, I’d better get my butt into the shower.
Hot water coursed over Emmett’s aching body. He doubted if he had ever felt anything so good in his life. He wondered if the hot temperature was causing his heart to beat faster and pump his blood more quickly through his bloodstream. Since he just took a pain pill, he imagined the tiny particles of medicine racing through his veins like kids zooming down the tubes of a water slide. Just the idea of that seemed to make his pain subside. He assumed it might just be the placebo effect, but if so, then so be it. Whatever the reason, he was feeling much better.
As he stood under the refreshing water, his mind cleared and he was able to recall what he had seen both after his fall from the bed and their near collision. Emmett was more convinced than ever that he had somehow gained the ability—maybe through hitting his head—to see beyond what he thought of as the normal world.
Although he had read dozens of stories about the concept of parallel universes, he had never given the idea any credence before; until now. And if he was right, and if he could find a way to focus this newfound sight, he might be able to see someone he never imagined he would ever see again. Even if just for a moment; it would be worth any price. If only he could see his Stevie again.
***
Steven Ellis Parker had been an inquisitive and intelligent little boy who had grown to be a wonderful young man. Carla had always hoped her only child might attend one of the best colleges in the country. Unfortunately, that was never to be.
Harlan Edgewood was a local lifelong under-achiever who spent more of his time drinking than he did looking for a job. Harlan had mastered the art of working as little as possible and squeezing as much money from the government as he was able. He would deliberately take a job he knew wouldn’t last very long. Then when it ended, he’d collect unemployment. He’d ride it out as far as he could, occasionally doing odd jobs under the table for cash while still collecting from Uncle Sam. When his unemployment benefits were about to run dry, he would miraculously find another entry-level job and try to stretch it out until he was once again eligible for unemployment money. Also, he managed to feign a few on-the-job back injuries to score himself some workmen’s compensation money as well.
The amazing thing about this? Harlan was able to accomplish all this conniving while being a raging alcoholic. Incredibly, he had never been canned from any job because of his drinking. He had been arrested a few times for driving under the influence. Nonetheless, he continued to operate his vehicle without the benefit of a license. Apparently being a functioning drunk and cheater of the system were the two things in life Harlan had managed to do successfully. That was until