Picnic Perfect: A Small Town Romantic Comedy: Kismet Cove Single's Week
By Xavier Neal
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3 influences.
2 opposites.
1 vacation.
When Warren McGuire and Katy Horn bump into each other for the first time since his youngest brother's wedding, the last thing he expects them to do is hook up.
It doesn't take long for his insecurities to appear; however, to his surprise, they don't send her running.
He doesn't send her running.
For once in his over-planned life, Warren may have actually found a woman who wants him as much as he wants her.
Too bad that it's only supposed to be a fling.
Too bad that they live in very separate states.
Too bad that they live totally different lives.
Will Warren do what it takes to make this unlikely match work for the long run, or will he leave it behind for something more picnic perfect?
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Picnic Perfect - Xavier Neal
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This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
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Table of Contents
Dedication
Warning
Playlist Selects
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Epilogue
Other Works
Thank You
Dedication:
To the Universe...Thank you for giving me some days that feel almost picture-perfect.
Warning:
This novel contains foul language, sexual content, and adult situations. Some readers may find content triggering or disagree with it entirely.
This novel also breaks the 4th wall and talks
directly to you as a reader. These are private
conversations they are having with you directly. (Think looking straight into the camera, talking to the audience style.) They are in bold print and italicized to indicate the breakage. This particular style can take some adjusting to, so please proceed at your own risk.
Thank you.
- Xavier
Playlist Selects
Here are five songs from Picnic Perfect
playlist!
1. Feels Like Home – Sam Tinnesz (Pop)
2. She’s With Me – High Valley (Country)
3. Cherry Pie – Warrant (Rock)
4. Between Us – dvsn ft Snoh Aalegra (R&B)
5. My World – Skip Marley (Reggae)
Feel free to follow the playlist on Spotify to find more songs I felt related to the book.
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CHAPTER ONE
Warren
Luca Larson, my best friend, braces his back against the gray cloth couch, extends his tanned arm behind his wife and cockily beams. Guess who’s gonna be an uncle again?
I want to ask how is this possible but won’t because despite being almost thirty fucking five, he’ll still give me the answer you expect out of a twelve-year-old boy instead of a grown-ass man.
I shake my head in disbelief and grab my half-empty beer from the glass coffee table. "Tell me you know that Alexxa is a person and not a human gumball machine."
He presents me with a fake contemplative look. I don’t know, man. I keep stickin’ shit inside her, and she keeps poppin’ out prizes.
What a weird and fucked up way to refer to your offspring,
Alexxa Larson, my other best friend who also happens to be his wife, states before letting a sarcastic smirk slide onto her brown-skinned face.
Luca lightly laughs while I sip my drink.
I’m not jealous of their happy – albeit unusual – relationship. I’m damn sure not jealous he got to marry his other best friend or that he keeps knocking her up. And there’s no way in hell that I’m jealous of him having a family to call his own while I can barely get an answer back on a dating app. This is not jealousy on my face. It’s just the look I get when I’ve been day drinking. Oh, what? What’s wrong with a little pregaming before my flight? Would you judge me less if I told you I don’t really like to fly? It makes me...nervous.
This is it, though,
Alexxa announces on a heavy, exhausted sigh. "No more fucking kids. Four will be more than enough. Someone is getting snipped when this one pops out."
To no surprise, they each casually point to the other one.
A small chortle out of me is followed by another headshake and an additional sip to soothe the dryness in my throat.
What? No. I already told you. I am not jealous. I’m...happy for them. Hell, I’m happy for me. I get to be an uncle...again. Always the unc’ never the...never mind. It doesn’t rhyme and makes me sound like a bitter bitch, which I. Am. Not.
Afterward, I offer them a crooked grin. Good. You two need to knock this shit off. Between your kids and my siblings’, Christmas is already really fucking expensive for me.
Luca’s expression remains teasing. "Obviously, not too expensive if you can just randomly jet off to fucking Colorado."
"California, I instantly correct.
And I’m not just randomly doing it. You know I don’t like to just randomly do things. You know I like to make plans well in advance and cross-coordinate calendars. You know that my schedule doesn’t allow for that sort of impromptu foolishness."
Impromptu foolishness? What are you, sixty?
Alexxa mockingly pokes.
"I’m tipsy, something you can’t be for...how many months is it again?"
Too. Fucking. Many,
she grumbles, brown eyes narrowing to a glare. "You have no idea how tired I am of binge drinking in shifts."
Why are you binge drinking at all?
Her head tips in another sardonic fashion. Have four kids and find out for yourself.
Fuck, I’d kill to have even one at this point in my life.
Wait,
my voice cautiously croaks, "what do you mean four? The one that’s still cookin’ is supposed to be number four."
I’m including Luca in that count.
"Fair."
"That shit’s not fair or fucking accurate, he aggressively gripes.
I’m throwing a flag on the play."
Don’t think I’ll miss hearing sports metaphors for a whole week,
I laugh prior to finishing the last of my beer.
Can’t believe you’re actually taking a vacation,
Alexxa says while leaning into her husband’s embrace. "Like a real vacation and not a work conference thing where you’ll stay an extra day to find a place that serves cherry pie and a random local bookstore to bring back new old books."
"I’m