Junior Ray
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Selected as a Top Ten Sensational Debut Novel by Barnes and Noble
This provocative novel takes the reader on a wild ride inside the mind of a Mississippi Delta good-old-boy ex-deputy sheriff who is as vicious and racist as the worst 1950s-’60s stereotypes. Junior Ray Loveblood narrates the story in his own profane, colloquial voice, telling why he hates just about everybody and why he wants to shoot Leland Shaw, a shell-shocked World War II hero and poet who is hiding in a silo from what he believes are German patrols. Through a series of sleights of hand, misdirections, and near misses, Junior Ray and his sidekick Voyd give a dark tour of the Delta country as they chase their mysterious prey. Junior Ray’s thoughts are peppered with excerpts from Shaw’s notebooks—sometimes starkly different from Junior Ray’s diatribe, sometimes eerily similar—and by the end of the story, it is up to the reader to sort out whose reality is more fantastic, Shaw’s or Loveblood’s, as the one stalks the other through the pages of this highly original and darkly comedic story.
JOHN PRITCHARD
THE RT REVD JOHN PRITCHARD is a retired Bishop of Oxford. He was Bishop of Jarrow and, before that, Archdeacon of Canterbury. He has written many books for SPCK.
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Junior Ray - JOHN PRITCHARD
Junior Ray
A novel by
John Pritchard
NewSouth Books
Montgomery | Louisville
Also by John Pritchard
The Yazoo Blues
Praise for Junior Ray
Mississippi tourist officials won’t be handing this book out anytime soon, though they might be surprised by its effectiveness if they did . . . Not for the squeamish, but its irreverent humor will win over most.
— Publishers Weekly
For all Junior Ray’s ugly talk, the writing here is beautifully crafted. Providing counterpoint to Junior Ray’s perfectly calibrated invective, Pritchard sprinkles the narrative with Leland Shaw’s heartbreaking journal entries about being hunted by Nazis . . . while not for the squeamish, [Junior Ray] deserves shelf space beside the best southern literature—even if it makes its neighbors blush.
— Barnes & Noble
Junior Ray is an unforgettable narrator: hilarious, rowdy, and stubbornly his own. In life you’d cross the street to avoid him; in Pritchard’s delightful fictional debut, you’ll turn the pages to see what that rascal does next.
— Louise Redd, Hangover Soup
Junior Ray Loveblood has taken profanity and made a new language of it, which he uses to tell the often hilarious, often scary, story of life as a poor white in the Mississippi Delta, down its lonely roads and through its dark forests. Not for the squeamish or pure at heart.
— John Fergus Ryan, White River Kid
"A whizbang of a book—funny, eccentric in that great Southern tradition, pitch-perfect, and beautifully paced. Junior Ray’s voice, while repugnant, is also beguiling, sorrowful—though
he doesn’t know it—and rich in cracker surrealism. The book drips with Delta air and brings alive its peculiar, specific population."
— Burke’s Bookstore
Mark Twain meets the Coen Brothers in this foul-mouthed farce. This short burst of a novel reads like a delicious white trash tirade, bound to offend but a whole lot of demented fun.
— Square Books
NewSouth Books
P.O. Box 1588
Montgomery, AL 36102
Copyright 2008 by John Pritchard. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. Published in the United States by NewSouth Books, a division of NewSouth, Inc., Montgomery, Alabama.
ISBN (hardcover): 9781588381118
ISBN (paperback): 9781588382320
eBook ISBN: 9781603061223
LCCN: 2008040562
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To Cele
Contents
Interviewer’s Comment
Chapter 1
Me — Leland Shaw — Voyd — Temptation Jones — Sunflower’s Underpants
Chapter 2
Shaw’s Notebooks — Boneface — Shaw Runs Off — Sheep
Chapter 3
The Silo — The Search for Shaw — The Hopping Man — Niggas & Planters — Miss Helena Ferry — Disappearing Footprints — Mr. X and the Light-Skinned Miss Atlanta Birmingham Jackson
Chapter 4
Quicksand — More About Footprints —The Nite Al Cafe & Club — Voyd Goes Home Nekkid
Chapter 5
Mr. Floppy — The Need to Shoot Somebody — Lost in the Woods Across the Levee — a Submarine — Boy Sprouts — Mr. Brainsong
Chapter 6
How the Submarine Provides the Clue to Shaw’s Hideout — Jack Smiley’s Crop Duster — Me and Voyd Shoot Up the Silo
Chapter 7
Niggas, Planters, & Bankers — Miss Helena’s House — Revolving Mohammedans — A Pussy Bomb — We Go Inside the Silo
Chapter 8
Morse Code — I Feel Unfulfilled — Eye-Fukkin-Talians & Other Foreigners — My Sex Plan Involving a Preacher’s Wife — The End
Epi-Fukkin-Logue
About the Author
Interviewer’s Comment
This book is not for the squeamish, yet it is essential reading for those who wish to understand the Mississippi Delta, its conflicts of class and race, its angels and, most certainly, its demons.
It was in my investigation of this peculiar region that I made two significant discoveries: (1) that the Notebooks of Leland Shaw did exist and (2) that they were in the possession of a Mr. Junior Ray Loveblood, of whom my mother had heard much from my uncle, the late Owen Glyndwyr Brainsong, formerly the Superintendant of Education for Mhoon County.
I was informed by the grandson of a Mr. Mudd that Mr. Loveblood had Shaw’s diaries—works of supposed literary merit, which, frankly, I had consigned to the closet of local mythology, or at least to the same category as that of the works
of Professor Floodwater Scott whose famous footlockers everyone believed to be filled with his detailed record of the Southern oral tradition . . . turned out to be totally oral.
The thing is, I understood instantly the magnitude of the journals I discovered to be, in fact, in Mr. Loveblood’s possession—and I think Uncle Owen would have agreed. Namely, that just as Walter Anderson was the great Artist of the Mississippi Coast, so Leland Shaw might well be—or have been—the other great Poet of the Mississippi Delta. I hasten to assure the reader that I do not for a single moment mean to diminish the literary contribution and stature of William Alexander Percy. Indeed, though both Percy and Shaw were regional and cultural countrymen, neighbors, in fact, I can see nowhere that their work conflicts even in the slightest.
Good God!
I had said to myself. I must obtain those Notebooks!
Thus, I went to see Mr. Loveblood—or Junior Ray, as I came to know him.
He was not hard to find, and it turned out that what I had been told was true. I have now seen, first hand, The Notebooks of Leland Shaw, and, throughout the text of the interview, samples are provided for the reader. The mystery is why Junior Ray kept them all these years, when, after knowing anything at all about Junior Ray, one might easily have assumed he would have used them for kindling.
I know now that to have thought so would be to misapprehend the make-up of and to grossly underestimate possibly one of the most complex and perhaps genuinely archetypal characters ever to have lived in that most distinctive part of the deep American South. Yet, even in Junior Ray’s loud insistence, in reference to Shaw’s Notebooks, that They ain’t nothin but a pile of crap,
he makes it quite clear he has no intention of giving up his ownership of Shaw’s work. And so I became acquainted with a genuine enigma, Junior Ray Loveblood, and it was from him, finally, that I decided to learn as much as I could, from his rather unrestrained perspective, about the Delta.
On the face of it, choosing Junior Ray as an informant might have seemed an odd option for a serious scholar, such as I, in the field of Anthropological Philology; yet, I have observed that among all the rigorous disciplines, flexibility is a virtue, and, most assuredly, opportunity is its reward. As I saw it, I stood to benefit doubly by having access to Shaw’s Notes
as well as—how shall I put it . . . also to Shaw’s antithesis, Junior Ray Loveblood. In that way, I believed I might obtain a most unusual three-dimensional grasp of the region.
It is of the utmost importance that I communicate to you, the reader, that my interest in Shaw’s Notes,
both as literature and as record, was actually secondary to my curiosity about the place; for it was the place, I felt, that had made Shaw, and from that point of view, it seemed to follow that it was in fact the place that had really produced the Notes.
Suddenly I understood. In the single powerful and didactic moment of an instinctual epiphany, I saw that the place had two voices. One was that of Shaw. The other was Junior Ray’s. The situation was unique, and I embraced it.
Junior Ray was not easy to interview. At first he didn’t want to do it, but after we began, as time went on, he seemed to enjoy the attention, so I did not rein him in, as one or two others suggested I should do for sake of propriety.
Instead I sat quietly and took down all he had to tell me about Leland Shaw and about that time and place. I recorded as accurately as I could all he said, precisely the way he said it. The text that follows consists of Junior Ray’s narrative interspersed with selected excerpts from Shaw’s Notes,
so that the reader can indeed hear the two voices, those of Junior Ray and Leland Shaw, as separate realities of a single illusion: that mythical place Mississippians know as The Delta.
— Owen G. Brainsong II
1
Me — Leland Shaw — Voyd — Temptation Jones — Sunflower’s Underpants
Some people might say there ain’t much to me, but that’s a gotdamn lie. There’s just as much to me as it is to any other sumbich I know. Yeah, maybe I wouldn’t be here doing what I’m doing if I’da handled a few things different, way back yonder, but I can’t change none of that now.
I guess I started head’n down the wrong road about the time that crazy-ass sumbich Leland Shaw run off from the Rest Wing
of the county hospital and hid out in old Miss Helena Ferry’s silo for about three months in the winter of nineteen fifty-nine. I wanted to kill him then, and, if he was alive today—and I guess he might be—I’d want to kill him now, and I do. Hell, being able to kill him and get away with it was the whole point of the thing. I can’t explain it. It’s just something about him I hate, and, quite frankly, if you want to know the truth, I really kinda enjoy the feeling, even though it didn’t start out in that fashion: I didn’t hate him at first. In fact, in the beginning I didn’t have no feeling about him one way or the other. He was just what you might call convenient, a sumbich I could shoot and have it looked on as a public service. And that particular set of circumstances would have allowed me to do what I had always wanted to do, namely, shoot the shit out of somebody. But, as time went by, things changed, or at least the way I felt about him did, so that I ended up hating him and couldn’t really say why. I just did, and then it seemed like I ought to have been hating his ass all along only I hadn’t known to do it. Well, as I always say, live and fukkin learn.
Though, personally, if I couldn’t no longer get a rush out of hating the memory of Leland Shaw—and one or two others connected with him—like that high-yellow bitch that come back down here from Chicago that time—I wouldn’t see no sense in living.
I know you probably think I’m an asshole, and maybe I am, but I don’t give a damn. I didn’t then, and I don’t now. And if I ever see one of them coksukkin Mohammedan muthafukkas again, or whatever they call theysefs, I’mo do him like my daddy and them done his ancestors back in Clay City, over in the hills, when I was a little fukka. They had a sign up across’t the main street there that said, nigga, don’t let the sun set on your black ass in clay city.
By god them ol’ boys meant it, and that’s why Clay City is where it is today.
They all say the Delta’s different, and it is, too. When I got here forty-odd years ago, the Delta wuddn nothin like where I come from. But, hell, I hear this little old Delta town right here was just as bad in some ways as Clay City, like the time back around 1910 when that northern girl’s father got off the train and saw two bucks hangin’ from the telegraph poles and then come to find out they was three more of ’em hangin’ off that big old scalybark set’n there beside Charlie Hayes’s driveway; but, of course, it wuddn nothin’ there then but the tree and a little bit of woods. Later on, the story was that whoever did the hangin’ was after a white fellow, too, but he got away, natcherly. And It wuddn no nightklux what done it—them planters here in the county wouldna put up with that—it was just a buncha town folks that went out and got them niggas and hanged ’em. I sure don’t know what for, and they probably wuddn too sure about it neither. You know how it is when things get started. But Christ almighty, it wuddn no big thing back in them times. Hell, you’re just talkin’ about four or five dead niggas. ’Course, I hear some of them big planters didn’t see it thataway. You can understand it when you realize how important niggas was to them in those days. Hell, they couldn’t get along unless they had a whole house full of ’em. Then, too, them planters liked to be the ones who controlled things, and a lotta times, so I hear, they and some of the merchants in the town didn’t always see eye to eye—like when the klan wanted to come in and some of the merchants wanted to let ’em. Them planters put a stop to that real quick. Well, I mean, they owned the land and near ’bout everybody on it, so why shouldn’t they be the ones to run the show? And it wuddn all bad neither. But that was a another time, and just like anything else, it had its pluses and minuses.
Anyhow, I am no worse than most and not as bad as some, though, Lord knows, I’ve tried. I ain’t afraid to say what I think, and if some bigshot sumbich don’t like it, fukkim.
I said a minute ago if Leland Shaw was alive.
The fact is, he might be. We never caught him, but I did see him, and the last time—or so I will always believe—was in the car with them Mohammedans later that day when the whole thing suddenly come to an end over at Miss Helena Ferry’s house. I’ll have to get into that directly and, also, that business about the submarine and us meetin’ up with them Boy Sprouts out behind the levee. There was a-lots of things I didn’t understand and, even now, can’t make much sense out of. But it was a wild time, I’ll say that. And me and my old buddy Voyd loved almost every minute of it.
Now, let me just say one thing—maybe two—right here. First, I don’t mind being interviewed and talking about what happened, but I want to get something straight on the front end: All this has got to be wrote the way I tell it.
And second, the other thing you wanted to know about was them Notebooks.