The Moose Paradox
By Antti Tuomainen and David Hackston
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Insurance mathematician Henri has his life under control, when a man from the past appears and a shady trio take over the adventure park's equipment supply company ... Things are messier than ever in the absurdly funny, heart-stoppingly tense second instalment in Antti Tuomainen's bestselling series...
In these uncertain times, what better hero than an actuary?' Chris Brookmyre
The antic novels of Antti Tuomainen prove that comedy is not lost in translation ... Tuomainen, like Carl Hiaasen before him, has the knack of combining slapstick with genuine emotion' The Times
**Soon to be a major motion picture starring Steve Carell**
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Insurance mathematician Henri Koskinen has finally restored order both to his life and to YouMeFun, the adventure park he now owns, when a man from the past appears and turns everything upside down again. More problems arise when the park's equipment supplier is taken over by a shady trio, with confusing demands. Why won't Toy of Finland Ltd sell the new Moose Chute to Henri when he needs it as the park's main attraction?
Meanwhile, Henri's relationship with artist Laura has reached breaking point, and, in order to survive this new chaotic world, he must push every calculation to its limits, before it's too late...
Absurdly funny, heart-stoppingly poignant and full of nail-biting suspense, The Moose Paradox is the second instalment in the critically acclaimed, pitch-perfect Rabbit Factor Trilogy and things are messier than ever...
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Praise for The Rabbit Factor Trilogy:
A thriller with black comedy worthy of Nabokov' Telegraph Book of the Year
'The funniest writer in Europe, and one of the very finest. There is a beautiful rhythm and poetry to the prose ... original and brilliant story-telling' Helen FitzGerald
British readers might think they know what to expect from Nordic noir: a tortured detective, a bleak setting, a brutal crime that shakes a small community. Finnish crime novelist Tuomainen turns all of this on its head ... The ear of a giant plastic rabbit becomes a key weapon. It only gets darker and funnier' Guardian
'Antti Tuomainen turns the clichéd idea of dour, humourless Scandi noir upside down with The Rabbit Factor. Dark, gripping and hilarious ... Tuomainen is the Carl Hiaasen of the fjords' Martyn Waites
'The Rabbit Factor is a triumph, a joyous, feel-good antidote to troubled times' Kevin Wignall
Finland's greatest export' M.J. Arlidge
The Rabbit Factor is an astounding read. It has the suspenseful twists of a thriller, the laugh-out-loud moments of a comedy and a tragic dimension that brings a tear to the eye' Crime Fiction Lover
'You don't expect to laugh when you're reading about terrible crimes, but that's what you'll do when you pick up one of Tuomainen's decidedly quirky thrillers' New York Times
Tuomainen is the funniest writer in Europe' The Times
Right up there with the best' Times Literary Supplement
Tuomainen continues to carve out his own niche in the chilly tundras of northern' Daily Express
Antti Tuomainen
Finnish Antti Tuomainen was an award-winning copywriter when we made his literary debut in 2007 as a suspense author. In 2011, Tuomainen’s third novel, The Healer, was awarded the Clue Award for Best Finnish Crime Novel and was shortlisted for the Glass Key Award. In 2013, the Finnish press crowned Tuomainen the ‘King of Helsinki Noir’ when Dark as My Heart was published. With a piercing and evocative style, Tuomainen was one of the first to challenge the Scandinavian crime-genre formula, and his poignant, dark and hilarious The Man Who Died became an international bestseller, shortlisting for the Petrona and Last Laugh Awards. Palm Beach, Finland (2018) was an immense success, with The Times calling Tuomainen ‘the funniest writer in Europe’, and Little Siberia (2019) was shortlisted for the Capital Crime/Amazon Publishing Readers Awards, the Last Laugh Award and the CWA International Dagger, and won the Petrona Award for Best Scandinavian Crime Novel. The Rabbit Factor, the prequel to The Moose Paradox, will soon be a major motion picture starring Steve Carell for Amazon Studios.
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The Moose Paradox - Antti Tuomainen
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The new budget forecast is ready by half past ten. Because of the rapidly changing circumstances, I’ve had to cut our expenditure even more radically and cancel a number of investments that we had previously agreed upon; but I have tightened the belt equally, spreading the burden across all our departments. I have lowered my own salary to zero. Separately, I have drawn up a plan to create a financial buffer in case of an emergency, so that a situation like the current one – not to mention the recent threat of wholesale bankruptcy – will never happen again. Building up a buffer like this requires patience and frugality over many years, but the chances of it paying off one day will be greatly increased. The numbers speak for themselves: if we work systematically and trust in the facts, we will survive. This I know from personal experience.
Mathematics has saved my life, both figuratively and literally. This is what mathematics does: it saves us. It brings balance, clarity and peace of mind; it helps us see how things really are, it tells us what we should do in order to reach our goals. Though the current situation at the adventure park is challenging, I still believe that the future is bright, and it’s all thanks to mathematics – and a little bit of effort. Of course, my views and feelings about this have reconfigured slightly, mostly because I’ve been able to dedicate myself to the data and have been left to calculate things in peace.
The last customers left the park a while ago, and, according to the rota, today Kristian has locked everything up. During the daytime, the background noise in the park is like the rush of crashing waves. Now the sea has calmed, and everything is perfectly still.
I go through the Excel file one more time. The rows flow beautifully, complement one another, and the sums are correct. I notice I’m not so much checking things as going through them one more time, simply for my own pleasure. Perhaps this is just what I need after all the recent twists and turns and surprises: good old-fashioned arithmetic, clarifying and illuminating matters and the relationships between them. I have to remind myself that Schopenhauer needs his supper and maybe even someone to talk to (which, while not entirely unprecedented, is, statistically speaking, a much rarer occurrence), and I click the file shut. I stand up from my chair and blink my dry eyes; I can almost feel how red they are.
The door into the corridor is open, and I can’t hear anything coming from Minttu K’s room either: neither her rough, ratchety voice on the phone nor the radio, let alone a low-pitched snore infused with cigarettes and gin lonkero. My back feels stiff, and again I am reminded that I really ought to take up some kind of exercise, though I have no idea when I would find the time. I’m coming to realise there’s no rest for the director of a successful adventure park.
I stare out of the window for a moment and see nothing but the empty, November-grey car park in front of me. Suddenly my attention is drawn to the furthest left-hand edge of the car park. It takes a few seconds for my brain to process what I see. The spot is right between two streetlamps, each pool of light barely touching the metal and the rubber, and this is why it takes a little while to put the shapes and contours together.
A bicycle.
It is propped on its kickstand, and in every respect it looks like a very average bicycle, parked and waiting for its owner. What seems somewhat out of the ordinary, however, is the bike’s location, which cannot be considered remotely sensible: it is far away both from the road and from the main entrance to the park. In fact, it is far away from everything. I look at it a moment longer, unsure what I’m expecting to see. The bicycle is parked in the half-light. Eventually, I come to the obvious conclusion: someone has simply left it there.
I switch off my computer, take my scarf and coat from the stand and pull them on. I switch off the lights in my office and walk across the dusky main hall to the back door. I don’t want to use the front door because opening and closing it again would require a complex series of checks and double-checks. The back door is quicker and handier.
I step out onto the loading bay, take the metallic steps down to ground level and set off around the building. I can hear the roar of traffic in the distance, and my own steps sound almost amplified.
The night air has that crisp, late-autumn note to it, and the earth is wet even without the rain. I arrive at the corner of the building, where I have a view of the full length of its left-hand wall, and the left side of the car park. This is the narrowest strip of the park’s grounds. From the outer wall, it is only about five metres before the asphalt comes to an end and the terrain dips steeply down into a ditch, then rises up just as steeply at the edge of a small stretch of tangled woodland on the other side. I walk alongside the wall, and the strip feels more narrow and corridor-like with every step, as though the adjoining woodland were a united front, growing in strength and tightening its grip on the building with small, inexorable steps. Of course, this isn’t literally true. What is true, however – though at first I think my eyes must be playing tricks on me – is that the bicycle has now disappeared.
Perhaps someone simply had a spot of acute, late-night business to attend to in the woods. We’re all different, as I’ve come to appreciate on many occasions. If you have something to take care of, something you might not necessarily do elsewhere, then here, in a spruce forest in the middle of Vantaa, you can do it to your heart’s content – spend a moment of time in your thicket of choice, before continuing on your way, the richer for it. But these thoughts are like matchsticks that won’t quite light; they flare up only to go out right away. I’m indulging in wishful thinking, and I know it.
Then I see him.
A man running right towards me.
Like a bowling ball with legs, I think to myself.
And, in fact, it is in a bowling alley of sorts that we find ourselves. The strip of tarmac is long and narrow, and the bowling ball is hurtling towards me at a ferocious pace, right in the middle of the alley – and I am standing at the end. On top of this, the ball seems to be speeding up. I turn as soon as I realise what’s happening. I set off running, and at the same moment I see that the corner of the building and the back yard are much further away than I had estimated.
I’m still stiff from all the hours sitting at my desk. The bowling ball’s speed is quite simply greater than mine, I realise this from the very first step. But I have to run.
I quickly glance over my shoulder. The bowling ball is wearing a dark-blue tracksuit, a black or blue hoodie and a black woolly hat pulled almost right down over its face. Its short little legs look like something out of a cartoon, where the legs are replaced with a wildly spinning tornado. Arms punctuate its frantic run like a pair of pistons on overdrive. If this were any other situation, I would stand there watching the bowling ball’s acceleration out of sheer fascination. Instead, I run as fast as I possibly can, and still I can hear the whirring machine gaining on me.
The corner is just up ahead.
The loading bay is right around the corner. At the other end of the loading bay is a ladder leading up to the roof. I can’t think of anything else. If I can just reach the foot of the ladder and start climbing, I’ll be able to kick at the fingers of anyone trying to climb up behind me. Naturally, this is a far from optimal solution. It’s hard to think of many alternative scenarios, let alone consider which of them is the best choice, because the ball is rolling ever closer, and I am the tenpin.
I’m nearing the corner, it’s only fifteen metres away. I reach the corner and change course.
I run towards the loading bay, only a few more steps until the steel stairs. I reach the foot of the stairs and start climbing up to the loading bay, one rattling rung at a time. I see the ladder in front of me and think I might just reach the lowest rung and make it up to the roof when…
The bowling ball slams into my back.
The impact knocks me forwards, as though someone has flung me up into the air. I slump face first to the latticed floor of the loading bay. I try to stand up, but I can’t. Instead, a horse appears on my back. At least, that’s what it feels like, as though rider and ridee have suddenly changed place.
The bowling ball presses down on my back, gripping my head in its hands – its cold fingers, stubby but strong, against my temples – then it lifts my head up … and slams it right down again.
My forehead strikes the steel grille once, twice, thrice. I hear a dull metallic sound ringing in my ears and vibrating through my body. I grip the man’s wrists, but they are thick and sturdy as pipes buried in the ground, which means I can’t stop their movement. My forehead is battered against the grille over and over. When my head rises again, or, rather, when it is yanked upwards, ahead and to the left I see some wooden planks that I’ve been using to mend the Strawberry Maze.
I stretch out my arm, elongating my entire upper body, and manage to grab hold of an L-shaped length of wood. I pull it closer, inch by inch, and eventually clasp my fingers tightly around it. At the same time, my forehead is still being thwacked against the steel floor, and I get the distinct impression that the steel will soon give way under the force of the blows. There isn’t much time. I grip the plank as firmly as I can, make a quick assessment of the length of the bowling ball’s back and the position of its head, and fling my arm backwards with all the strength I can muster.
As it lands, the sound the plank makes is surprising. It’s soft and wet.
The ball’s fingers release their grip and the horse on my back wobbles. I push myself up, and the horse staggers again, a little more violently this time, and I manage to crawl out from underneath it. I move my legs, stand up, and my first thought is that I ought to start running again. But that’s not what happens. The beating my head has taken causes me considerable dizziness, and I have to move in careful, fumbling steps. I glance over my shoulder. The bowling ball is staring at something in his fingers, then he looks at me and holds up the focus of his attention for me to see. A tooth. It quickly dawns on me exactly where my wooden hammer struck him.
Square in the mouth.
The bowling ball throws the tooth from his hand. It arches through the air and disappears into the darkness. He wipes his bloody mouth on the back of his sleeve. Then he lunges at me again. I turn and dash into a sprint. Another mismatched bout of wrestling will be too much for me, I know that. But I run all the same, and it’s only ten or so metres to the foot of the ladder. Every step requires the utmost concentration. Maybe that’s why I haven’t noticed that a third person has appeared on the loading bay too.
This new arrival is wearing a balaclava and is approaching me from the dark end of the loading bay. The balaclava first runs towards me then changes tack, and I can see he is trying to pass me.
A lot happens in the next two and a half seconds.
The bowling ball is about to catch up with me again; now he is only an arm’s length away. The balaclava is approaching from the opposite direction, out of the darkness behind me, so it’s likely that the bowling ball hasn’t seen him.
As he runs forwards, the balaclava crouches down, snatches up the strawberry, and finally reaches me.
The strawberry in the balaclava’s hands is part of the Strawberry Maze. It’s a decoration, the same one I brought out here earlier this afternoon to take apart and put the pieces in two separate recycling bins, the plastic with the plastic and the metallic parts with the metal. It has a diameter of around sixty centimetres, and I’ve removed it from the park because it is broken and its cracked edges might injure the children.
I try to change direction, but this only makes me stumble and partially turn around. And then I see what happens next.
The balaclava and the bowling ball collide at full pelt. It might be more correct to say that the balaclava strikes the bowling ball with the strawberry, bringing it crashing down on his head. Or, to be even more precise, I should say that the bowling ball slams into the strawberry. The plastic cracks even further, and the bowling ball’s head disappears inside the strawberry.
The strawberry becomes lodged around the man’s shoulders, and the whole thing looks like a giant cochineal crown with a tuft of green hair on top. At the same time, the sharp straggles of steel wire cut into the man’s neck, specifically his jugular. Which tears open. And the result of all this is…
…a strawberry-headed man staggering to regain his balance on the loading bay with a fountain of blood gushing from his neck.
I feel dizzy, my ears are rushing, and the only way I can remain upright is by gripping my knees for support. I assume there are several reasons for the dizziness: lack of oxygen, the sustained pummelling of my forehead against the steel grille and the gruesome sight in front of me. It’s as though I’m watching a complex magic trick that has gone wrong somewhere along the line, or perhaps even an attempt at some kind of world record.
The man is clearly bewildered, a little discombobulated – who wouldn’t be, after getting lodged inside a plastic strawberry and sustaining a deep laceration to the neck? And his subsequent actions aren’t at all sensible. His arms are flailing here and there, and he seems to jump up and down on the spot, though what he really should do is…
The balaclava takes a few steps towards him, says something I can’t hear, then approaches the man, his hands outstretched in what I assume is an attempt to help him. Perhaps the man hears the approaching footsteps and fatally misreads the situation. Either that, or something else makes him panic, and he suddenly spins round 180 degrees and bursts into a run.
My strawberry-headed assailant dashes across the loading bay, sputtering blood as he goes, his legs moving like little propellers.
The balaclava runs after him and shouts something again. It looks as though the man is speeding up. Then, only a few steps later, the strawberry starts to sway, and the orbit of the swaying motion increases with every step. The balaclava is about to catch up with him when the final sway makes any kind of assistance virtually impossible. The man dives from the bay into the night.
For a brief moment he flies through the glare of the streetlamps, the strawberry gleams, the blood spurts a red rainbow through the air, his legs paddle hard…
Then all the variables change at once.
Gravity has the last word.
EIGHT DAYS EARLIER
1
The adventure park could be seen from afar. It was a brightly coloured, red-yellow-and-orange box, in size somewhere between Stockmann’s department store and an average airport terminal. It was almost two hundred metres in length, stood fifteen metres tall, and on its roof in giant lettering was the park’s name: YouMeFun. Right now, the wistful, beautiful November sunlight struck the sign, bathing the car park the size of three football pitches in gold and lending a soft sheen to the great mass of tin and steel standing proudly behind it.
I stopped at the traffic lights, looked up at the adventure park across the road and thought once again that something really was different.
Something had changed and changed for good.
This was my park, I thought to myself. The thought gave me strength. I had almost died trying to save this park. I had steered it out from under a mountain of debt, and though it might not be profitable yet, at least, in all probability, it would be a survivor.
Only six months ago I’d been forced to resign from my job as an actuary at a leading insurance company. I was faced with choosing between a change in my job description that would have seen me moving into a broom cupboard to conduct an endless stream of meaningless pseudo-calculations or taking part in an emotion-oriented, time-dynamic training programme, not to mention group yoga sessions. But only a moment after handing in my resignation, I learnt that my brother had passed away and that I had inherited his adventure park. Upon arrival at said adventure park, I learnt that I had inherited my brother’s considerable debts too, debts that he had taken out with an assortment of hard-boiled criminals. One thing led to another, and to save my own life, the jobs of the staff, and the park itself, I had to resort to some radical acts of self-defence, and as a result of this one of the gangsters died after finding himself on the receiving end of the kinetic intersection between me and a giant plastic rabbit’s ear, I ended up opening a payday-loan operation, then quickly running it down again, I met an artist who aroused feelings I had hitherto never experienced, I had to avoid both the crooks and the police and witness an event that still makes me nervously fumble with my neck.
After all this, the park’s financial situation was still tough. There was no other word for it.
I’d already resorted to numerous money-saving measures, and I suspected there would be more of them down the line. I’d tried to lead by example in every respect. My salary was already lower than anybody else’s, and I paid for my lunch and snacks myself at the park’s main eatery, the Curly Cake Café. I didn’t want to cut the other employees’ salaries, but obviously I’d been forced to take a closer look at budget allocations for each department. This initially met with some resistance, but I defended my solutions with a series of carefully compiled spreadsheets and stressed to the staff at every turn that we had to look at things over a five- to ten-year timeframe. This was greeted with silence. Which, in turn, gave me the chance to outline my money-saving proposals in more detail, ranging from the largescale (energy saving: the ambient temperature in the main hall was now on average one and a half degrees cooler than a month ago. Naturally, the children haven’t noticed the change, and I’ve provided the staff with warm sweatshirts sporting the park’s logo) to the smaller scale (I repainted the Loopy Ladder in Caper Castle by myself, which is evident in the splashes of paint on the wall behind it, but the saving was not insignificant).
I crossed the road and walked into the car park. My mood improved with every step because all the pieces were finally falling into place, both in general and individually, in the long term and on a day-by-day basis. The equation was beginning to take shape. All was well.
This was my life now. And most importantly of all, my life was orderly again.
A series of brisk steps brought me to the main entrance, the sliding doors slid open and I stepped into the foyer, which was well lit and decorated in bright colours. This was always the point at which I felt like I was stepping into another world, and something akin to that happened now too. Alongside this, another feeling appeared too, one that I recognised right away. I realised that I felt at home. Was that what all this was about – that this adventure park had become a home from home?
Kristian was standing behind the ticket counter, handing a set of tickets to a tired-looking man trying to shepherd three shorter customers, all actively pulling in different directions. The man took his tickets, turned reluctantly, herded his flock, and together they all disappeared inside the main hall.
I bade Kristian good morning. I expected to see that broad, eager smile of his and to hear him give some variation on the theme of how fabulous or magnificent this particular morning was.
‘Morning,’ he said politely and continued staring at his computer screen.
Kristian was highly effective in his role as sales manager, and on the whole he was extraordinarily enthusiastic. He was in the habit of calling me and sending me messages, even outside of work hours. Hi Boss, there’s a SUPER-AMAZING surprise here waiting for you!!! he might text, though upon arrival at the park I would learn that this super-amazing surprise was nothing more than the release of a new flavour of ice cream at the self-service counter at the Curly Cake Café. For Kristian, every day was a great day, and he never tired of telling me so. Now, however, he stood sullenly clicking his mouse. The clicks sounded like nervous little fillips. I glanced over my shoulder. There was no queue at the counter. By the volume of cars parked outside, I concluded that we had a moderate number of customers right now, just as one would expect on an unremarkable Wednesday morning in November.
‘What a fantastic morning,’ I heard myself saying and realised that the words came out of my mouth precisely because I hadn’t heard them from anyone else.
‘What?’ asked Kristian. It was only now that he looked at me properly. He made eye contact with me, but his gaze was somehow unfocussed, as though while looking at me he had forbidden himself from actually seeing me. I was about to ask if there was anything troubling him, something pulling him closer and closer to the screen in front of him – he was stretching his neck in a most unnatural fashion – when I noticed the large clock in the park’s foyer.
I was at the start of the Komodo Locomotive, and it was already eleven o’clock. The Komodo Locomotive was one of our oldest rides, a perennial favourite among our younger clientele. It was also one of the safest rides we had, suitable for those who weren’t even old enough to ask to get in it. To increase security further, we had decided to install additional airbags in each of the seats. I thought this a bit over the top, but Esa was the park’s head of security, and he believed we