Remainders of the Day: A Bookshop Diary
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New from the author of Confessions of a Bookseller and Seven Kinds of People You Find in Bookshops, another hilariously grumpy year behind the counter at The Bookshop. Though diaries of daily life, Shaun Bythell has created an endearing and cozy world for booklovers, a warm and welcome memoir of a life in books.
The Bookshop in Wigtown, Scotland is a book lover’s paradise, with thousands of books across nearly a mile of shelves, a real log fire, and Captain, the portly bookshop cat. You’d think that after twenty years, owner Shaun Bythell would be used to his quirky customers by now. Don’t get him wrong, there are some good ones among the antiquarian porn-hunters, die-hard train book lovers, people who confuse bookshops for libraries, and the toddlers just looking for a nice cozy corner in which to wee. He’s sure there are some good ones. There must be . . .
Filled with the pernickety warmth and humor that has touched readers around the world, stuffed with literary treasures, hidden gems, and incunabula, Remainders of the Day is a warm and welcome memoir of a life in books.
If you’re new to Shaun Bythell’s bestselling series, this is a great place to start. If you’re one of Bythell’s legion of fans, welcome back to The Bookshop.
Shaun Bythell
Shaun Bythell is the owner of The Bookshop, the largest second-hand bookshop in Scotland. He is the author of Confessions of a Bookseller and Seven Kinds of People You Find in Bookshops, both published by Godine. Shaun lives in Wigtown, Scotland.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My second to last book wholly read in 2022, and there’s not a lot to say about it except if you’ve enjoyed Shaun Bythell’s previous memoirs about running a bookshop in Wigtown, you’ll enjoy this one too. If you haven’t yet tried his Diaries of a bookseller, and you enjoy that kind of thing, AND you enjoy reading about cranky, curmudgeons, then you might enjoy giving his books a try.Each entry includes simple stats about books ordered online (through Abebooks or Amazon) vs. how many of those books were found on the shelves (used bookstores are messy) and how many books were sold in the shop and how much money was made each day. These stats are enough to reinforce that nobody goes into bookselling to get wealthy … or even eat. But in spite of his plain speaking about how tough it is to make it, and how stupid people are capable of being, he fails to dim the appeal of owning one’s own bookshop. At least, not for this reader.
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Remainders of the Day - Shaun Bythell
February
Booksellers are constantly giving their patrons extraordinary bargains. In London recently a copy of an early edition of Keats’ Poems, originally bought from a dealer for 2s was sold for £140, and a first edition of Burns’ Poems bought in Edinburgh for 1s 6d brought £350.
R. M. Williamson, Bits from an Old Bookshop (John Menzies, Edinburgh, 1904)
Williamson may well have been in a position to afford the luxury of giving his patrons extraordinary bargains. Not all of us are. In part, what he says remains true, though; provided you sell a book for more than you’ve paid for it, what happens to it after that is largely in the hands of fate. Buying and selling books prior to the advent of the internet was a matter of judgement based on experience and a pile of old auction catalogues and records. Now – if anything out of the ordinary falls into my hands – I tend to go straight online to see what other people are selling it for and base my price on that.
When I discovered Williamson’s beautifully produced book in a box that I’d bought from a house in Edinburgh in the embers of last year, I couldn’t resist dipping into it straight away. My first instinct was that he was so generous about his customers, so passionate about his trade and so unfeasibly knowledgeable that he must have been a fictional creation, but last year a customer brought in a four-volume set of The Works of Robert Burns, calf-bound and published in 1823. Slipped between the endpapers of the first volume was a letter, in the original envelope, stamped and dated Saturday 9 February 1929. It was a handwritten response to an M. Maclean Esq., and in beautiful cursive handwriting it explained that ‘In reply to you, I can’t think that your friend’s edition of Burns is of high value. If, however, he is in any doubt he should write to Maggs Bros, Booksellers, London. Yours, R. M. Williamson.’ Williamson’s astonishment that a Kilmarnock edition of Burns could have made £350 in the early twentieth century would doubtless have been surpassed had he known that a copy sold for £40,000 in 2012 through the Edinburgh saleroom Lyon & Turnbull.
Williamson’s business no longer exists, but Maggs – to whom he commended Mr Maclean for further advice – is still a distinguished force in the world of rare and antiquarian bookselling; in 1932 they pulled off the bookseller’s dream of buying (from the recently Soviet Russia) a Gutenberg Bible and a Codex Sinaiticus, or ‘Sinai Bible’ – a handwritten copy of one of only four texts of a Christian Bible in ancient Greek, written in the fifth century. Sixteen years prior, though, and among their most famous and unlikely acquisitions, was the purchase of Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis, which they bought in 1916 from a source with highly credible provenance: direct descendants of Francesco Antommarchi, who conducted the autopsy on Napoleon’s body. He had been bribed (it appears) by the emperor’s chaplain to remove the member in a posthumous act of revenge for Napoleon’s repeated mockery of his chaplain for impotence. I’m not entirely sure that it’s possible to emasculate a corpse.
Maggs sold the dismembered member to an American antiquarian bookseller in 1924 for £400. According to that most reliable of sources, Wikipedia: ‘A documentary that aired on Channel 4, Dead Famous DNA, described it as very small
and measured it to be 1.5 inches (3.8 cm). It is not known what size it was during Napoleon’s lifetime.’ The item’s current owner has allowed only ten people to see it, and has apparently been offered over $100,000 for it.
Shortly after I bought the shop in November 2001, a customer asked if I could help him sell a document which he claimed contained irrefutable evidence that Napoleon had been poisoned, and had not – as history records – died of stomach cancer while exiled in Saint Helena. There was a whiff of the mysterious, bordering on questionable, and possibly with a foot in the illegal, about how this man had come to be in possession of the document, so, following repeated requests from him for help in selling the letter, I made a series of unconvincing excuses explaining why I was unable to assist in the sale of something that he could very easily have consigned to an auction himself. This document must – if it was genuine – have been written by the same penectomist who removed Napoleon’s manhood. I have no idea what happened to the letter; it may well be languishing in a box somewhere, hopefully to be discovered in time – like a lost Caravaggio or Leonardo – and possibly to change our interpretation of history.
Such are the potential treasures that you invite into your bookshop when you throw open the doors every morning.
Not tonight, Josephine.
Friday, 5 February
Online orders: 4
Books found: 4
At 9.45 a.m. a pink-haired woman appeared in the shop, strode through the front room and up the stairs, clearly for Petra’s belly-dancing class. Petra turned up ten minutes later, and the usual banging and thumping distracted the only customer to grace the shop all day. Petra – for the uninitiated – is an Austrian woman who is about my age (forty-six at the time of writing), with twin daughters, who decided to move to Galloway a few years ago. She’s charming, leans heavily towards conspiracy theories and is convinced that she can make a living in this impoverished corner of Scotland by teaching belly-dancing, which she does in the drawing room above my shop. Every Friday she turns up, convinced that crowds will appear, only to discover that one or possibly two people have either the time or the inclination to attend. It never dampens her spirit, though, and she keeps at it, week after week.
My father dropped in at 11 a.m. with the curtains for the bothy, which mother had shortened. The bothy is the old gardener’s cottage behind the shop, which I’ve turned back into a small house, recently occupied by my good friend Carol-Ann. My father was en route to a funeral: that of Michael Dunlop, a local farmer. I hadn’t heard that he’d died. As he was about to leave, Ben and Katie (who are taking over The Ploughman, the local pub) called in to discuss advertising in the Spring Festival programme. I introduced them to my father, who told them that he’d heard about their enterprise and was looking forward to seeing what they’re doing to the place. He asked them what sort of food they’re going to have on the menu (my father is particularly old-fashioned in his tastes). Ben replied, ‘Thirteen types of burger.’ To which my father replied: ‘I don’t like burgers. What will there be for me to eat?’ Ben, in his stereotypically French way, shrugged his shoulders and grunted. I suspect that this is not the last time he’s going to have a conversation of this kind. Katie, Ben’s German partner, clearly saw a potentially lost customer and chipped in with, ‘We’ll have chicken wings and other things for people who don’t eat burgers,’ which vaguely seemed to appease my father.
Caroline McQuistin, a young local woman who is training to be a photographer, arrived with her camera kit at about noon and spent the next three hours taking photographs for her university project. While she was here, a woman – well wrapped against the weather – appeared. I mistook her for Colette (who’s running The Open Book – an Airbnb which gives people the opportunity to run a bookshop in Wigtown – this week) and began introducing her to Caroline. It turned out that it wasn’t Colette at all. It was Jane from the festival office, who is married to Caroline’s father’s cousin, and who knows her very well. All rather embarrassing.
Courier collected twelve boxes of books to be taken to the Amazon warehouse in Dunfermline for sale through their Fulfilled By Amazon system at 4 p.m. FBA is another of Amazon’s invidious schemes to lure booksellers into its dark world. Most of us struggle with storage space, so Amazon has created a system by which we – as booksellers – list and box our online stock, then ship it to one of their warehouses, from which they are sent to customers. There are (unsurprisingly) numerous charges, but at the moment it seems like it’s almost worth doing. No doubt that will change as the charges and commissions creep up, as they always do.
Petra called at six o’clock and asked if I wanted a lift to the pub. The Ploughman – the pub in Wigtown – is closed, so we have to make the epic trek to Bladnoch (one mile) for the Friday night pub expedition. Picked up Colette from The Open Book en route. Colette is a woman who I would guess is a few years younger than I am. She has fitted into Wigtown as though she belongs here, and everyone seems to have embraced her. Callum, Tom and Willeke turned up at 7.30 p.m. Home at midnight, fell asleep on the sofa.
Till total £7
1 customer
Saturday, 6 February
Online orders: 3
Books found: 2
Colette came round to say goodbye at 11.30 a.m. Her week at The Open Book has ended. I have no idea if she had any customers, but she seems to have enjoyed herself; possibly because she didn’t have any customers. I hope she’ll return. She fitted into Wigtown like part of a jigsaw.
Telephone call at 11 a.m. from a woman in Maybole who has books to sell. I’ve arranged to meet her there next Thursday.
Message from Floraidh:
Biffs. How’s it going? I’m trying to get a flat for second year and I need a reference from an employer. Think you can string a few words together?
Floraidh worked in the shop one summer when she was a student. She was idle, obstreperous and treated the shop as her own empire. She was in many ways the perfect employee.
Peter and Heather Bestel arrived at noon to borrow the van. Peter’s our local computer expert and can fix pretty much everything. Heather is more spiritual than practical, and their daughter Zoë is a superb musician who seems to have bridged her parents’ two worlds.
Roseanne and Ian (dairy farmers from nearby Newton Stewart) dropped in at lunchtime. Ian spotted a booklet about growing tobacco in Scotland which I’d recently bought and told a story about a local farmer who used to grow the stuff in his greenhouse thirty years ago. When the National Farmers’ Union have their annual general meetings, they pick a different county every year and the local farmers supply produce for the dinner. When the AGM was in Wigtownshire three decades ago, the delegates were treated to cigars rolled from the locally produced tobacco. Ian bought the booklet.
At 4 p.m. a woman found a boxed set of Sue Grafton novels and asked if I’d break the set as she only wanted one of the books. I said no. She was furious.
Till total £49
5 customers
Monday, 8 February
Online orders: 6
Books found: 5
I came downstairs at 8 a.m. to what sounded like a child crying. I followed the sound into the Scottish room to find two cats fighting, locked tooth and claw together, hissing. I shouted at them but to no avail, so eventually I kicked them and they shot out of the cat flap in close succession, leaving clumps of fur all over the floor.
At 10 a.m. a tall man brought in a box of books of military history which he exchanged for a single book, a regimental history of the Gordon Highlanders priced at £12.50. As he left, a man who looked remarkably like the journalist John Sergeant brought in an overnight case full of books on racing cars, mostly rubbish. I gave him £5 for a few of them.
Shortly before lunchtime a short, squat man came in with an equally short, squat dog on a lead. Captain (the shop’s cat) has worked out that he’s fairly safe from dogs on leads, and has taken to taunting them by sitting – usually on the stairs – just out of range. He was almost caught out this morning, though, when the dog spotted him and went for him, dragging his owner with him. Captain was off like a shot, and the customer ended up flat on his back at the bottom of the stairs.
I’ve taken to writing a daily thought on a blackboard which I put outside the shop in the morning. This was today’s:
Some people (so we’re told) don’t read. What unfulfilling lives they lead.
Peter and Heather returned the van in the evening. They’re off to the south of England next week, taking Zoë on tour. Apparently she has about a dozen gigs lined up.
Telephone call from Emanuela telling me that she’s coming to visit. I have to pick her up from Lockerbie on Wednesday at 5.20 p.m. Emanuela worked in the shop last year. She’s Italian – Genovese – and was remarkably industrious, and equally eccentric.
Till total £134
4 customers
Tuesday, 9 February
Online orders: 3
Books found: 3
Shortly after I opened the shop, I checked the Facebook page to discover that we’re being followed by Tom Morton, doyen of BBC Radio Scotland.
Letter in today’s post addressed to ‘The Book Shop (The best in Scotland)’. No great surprise to discover that it was from a self-published author who wanted me to stock his book containing his ruminations on the Resurrection.
Sandy the tattooed pagan appeared at 11 a.m. He brought in a box of books. I gave him credit of £25. We discussed love and loss, subjects on which he is remarkably profound. Sandy is one of my few regular customers; he’s covered in tattoos, and claims to be the most tattooed man in Scotland. I hate to write this for fear of him reading it, but he is charming, witty, intelligent and a captivating storyteller. I often wander through the shop to put books on shelves and find him surrounded by customers who are entranced by his stories.
An elderly couple brought in two boxes of books at lunchtime. The husband pointed at the smaller box and told me, conspiratorially, ‘That’s the good stuff’, as though we were involved in some sort of narcotics exchange. As it turned out, they were nearly all unsellable, but I gave them £15 for the few that were reasonable.
Two Spanish women came in at 11.30 a.m. They’re running The Open Book for two weeks.
Willeke came in to tell me that I’m invited to Margi’s for supper tomorrow night. She and Sandy recognised one another from Andrew’s SNP Burns Night supper, at which they’d been sitting beside each other and had a lengthy chat during which Sandy flirted quite expansively. Margi is a Dutch woman who moved to Wigtown a few years ago, and is a breath of fresh air – she’s a retired Cambridge academic, and the epitome of joie de vivre, because of which she is invited to everything. Willeke is also a Dutch immigrée and equally full of life. Andrew and his partner, Nick, have a business in town – a bookshop and café – and frequently host events there, often with interesting speakers.
At one o’clock I left the shop and drove the 20 miles to Kings, the scrap merchant in Stranraer. Last year I replaced the old oil boiler with a more environmentally friendly woodchip boiler and, after considerable effort and time, managed to haul the oil boiler into the back of the van, putting my back out as I did so. I drove it to Kings to cash it in for scrap. It took two men to remove it from the van, and I was reasonably optimistic that I’d receive a handsome sum for it. They gave me £4.80, which I very much doubt would have covered the diesel cost of taking it there.
After I’d dropped the boiler off, I drove to a house in Stranraer to look at books. I was met by a woman in her seventies and her friend. I unwittingly stamped mud (from the scrapyard) all over the pristine carpet of the house. The books were upstairs and neatly laid out on a bed. Very good ornithology collection, with plenty of New Naturalist monographs and obscure books on raptors, which I know will sell quickly online.
When Anna and I stopped in Biggar last Christmas on the way up to visit my sister in Edinburgh, we dropped in at the bookshop there, Atkinson-Pryce Books. While we were browsing, one of the people who work there – a woman called Sue – recognised Anna. They discussed Three Things You Need to Know about Rockets (Anna’s book) at length. As we were leaving, she asked me if I had any New Naturalists. At the time I only had a handful, but now that I’ve acquired this collection I will contact her and let her know.
Offered £375 for about 100 books. The woman called her son to check that he was happy with the price, but he didn’t answer his phone, so – left in limbo – I upped the offer to £425, at which she shook my hand and accepted the offer. I wrote the cheque and packed the books into boxes. I only wanted about half of them, but she insisted that I took everything, including about sixty bound volumes of a magazine called British Birds which will, like the old oil boiler, end up being recycled.
Till total £20.50
3 customers
Wednesday, 10 February
Online orders: 2
Books found: 2
Beautiful sunny day. Today’s orders were both from the poetry section – very unusual to have any orders from the poetry section, let alone two on the same day.
At 9.45 a.m. my neighbour’s mother appeared and told me that she’s clearing her parents’ house in Dumfries and has a lot of books to dispose of. She told me that they’re in bundles, tied up with string. It’s odd how often books come into the shop contained this way. There are, essentially, four or five ways people bring books to the shop. The most common is in cardboard boxes, and generally this means of conveyance will contain the best books, and in the best condition. Then there is the plastic laundry basket, which usually means that the books are the relics of a dead great-aunt’s house, from which the best have been extracted and the laundry basket is the only means of transporting the books. It strikes me that it’s the emotional equivalent of getting the great-aunt’s coffin to the crematorium in an Uber. After that there is the Tesco bag, which invariably means the books are slasher crime fiction. Then there’s the pile of bin liners, usually splitting, and brought in by a farmer, which inevitably contains dozens of copies of People’s Friends, Friendship Books and poor-quality fiction from between the 1930s and 1950s without dust jackets and – if lucky – with spines hanging on by a thread. Finally, there’s the bundled and tied with garden string category. This normally implies uniformity of size, which again, almost inevitably means that they are sets of Arthur Mee’s Children’s Encyclopædias or Harmsworth’s Home Educator. The kind of thing you never want to see as a bookseller, particularly after the tightly pulled string has damaged the covers.
A woman in a kaftan came in at 11 a.m. and spent an hour telling me about how much she loves books, then left without buying anything.
Spotted a stone bollard with a hat propped on it on the way to the post office with the orders this morning. I can’t decide whether it was phallic or tragic.
Telephoned the woman in Maybole whose books I’m looking at tomorrow to check whether she’d be OK with Caroline, the photographer, coming along to take photographs as part of her project. She was quite happy about it.
A customer walked into the kitchen at 1 p.m., while I was making a sandwich, and put the kettle on. He seemed strangely annoyed when I told him that it wasn’t part of the shop and asked him to leave.
Drove to Lockerbie to pick up Emanuela (aka Granny, who used to work in the shop). Dropped in on Galloway Lodge jam factory in Gatehouse of Fleet en route to pick up some apple boxes for tomorrow’s book deal. Galloway Lodge is owned by my friend Ruaridh, and the recycling bins are usually full of cardboard boxes which perfectly accommodate about twenty books each. Granny was waiting for me at Lockerbie, wearing a trench coat and smoking a cigarette, and looking every inch the film noir femme fatale. She looked at her watch and said, ‘Where you been, you fucking bastard?’ I was three minutes late.
Home just after the shop closed. Stayed up late chatting to Granny, who revealed that she’s going to write a book called Three Men and a Goat. She’s very fond of Jerome K. Jerome, but rather than three middle-class men gently rowing down the stream, this book is going to be about a homicidal woman who moves to Scotland and works in a second-hand bookshop. I’m not quite sure where the goat comes into it, but I suspect that there might be a sinister whiff of Aleister Crowley about it. At midnight she told me that it was her birthday, so we opened a bottle of champagne.
Till total £71.00
2 customers
Thursday, 11 February
Online orders: 2
Books found: 2
Email from Caroline, the photographer, to say that she no longer needs the extra material and won’t be coming to Maybole.
Granny (Emanuela) opened the shop at 8.30 a.m. One of the benefits of having an industrious lodger is the luxury of an occasional lie-in. The sun shone for the few hours of daylight we are blessed with at this time of the year after the solstice.
Eliot appeared at 1 p.m. and told me that he was staying overnight, and hadn’t had the time to call me to let me know he was coming. Eliot is the artistic director of Wigtown Book Festival. Despite my occasionally mocking words about him, I value his friendship extremely highly.
I left Granny listing the ornithology books from Tuesday’s deal and drove to Maybole to look at books belonging to a retired policewoman with a very yappy dachshund. The books were pretty run-of-the-mill, and I gave her £60 for three boxes. The only interesting title was an auction catalogue of Charles Rennie Mackintosh furniture from 1975. Back to the shop at 5.15 in time to pay Janette, who has industriously cleaned the shop for over twenty years, and go to The Open Book with Eliot and Granny for a short talk about Catalan culture by the two sisters who are running the place for a fortnight. We came back afterwards, and I cooked paella (inspired by a Catalan cookbook which the sisters – Merce and Carme – had given me) and we ate my third-rate food and drank wine until 2 a.m.
Till total £43.50
4 customers
Friday, 12 February
Online orders: 1
Books found: 1
Granny opened the shop while I caught up with emails in the office. It’s barely worth opening at the moment, but as John – the previous owner – always said, if customers turn up and you’re closed, they won’t come back.
Eliot appeared at 9.30 a.m. for a cup of tea and a chat. He’s up for a festival committee meeting.
Petra’s belly-dancing class began at ten o’clock. I managed to convince Granny to join the other four people who turned up for it (a record number). She wasn’t too keen, and told me that ‘I am a piece of wood’. I assured her that she’d be fine.
Went to the post office to drop off the mail after lunch and spotted a copy of New Scientist with a story about mental health that I thought looked interesting. I picked it up and attempted to open it, only to discover that William had sellotaped it shut to prevent anyone from browsing without buying, as it appeared he had done with every magazine on the stand.
There was a letter in today’s post addressed to ‘The Bookmonger, The Bookshop, The Booktown’.
Granny, after Petra’s belly-dancing class, told me, ‘My body not ready for this kind of exercise. I am young like a chimpanzee, but tired and sitting under the tree.’
Email in this morning, in relation to an inquiry about British Dogs:
I really need the book because I am translating Virginia Woolf’s Flush, who took much of the information about spaniels she uses in that book from this old book about dogs. I always like to check the original references in my translations. However, I am still undecided about buying it, because our money lost much of its value in relation to other currencies in the period of the last year. And there is the cost of sending it, which, I guess, is not little.
Anyway, if I decide to buy it I will do through the Abebooks site in the next few days. If I do not buy it will be just because it will cost me more than the money I will get from my translation of Flush.
Nicky has posted a competition on the shop’s Facebook page, asking followers to come up with the best adaptation of a book title by changing just one letter.
Nicky here! for the last time (sob) . . . farewell friends, you’ve been fun company but it’s time to move on to more sparkling things (Frosty Jack IS involved) so let’s end with a competition! Hurrah! And with a nod to ‘I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue’ change 1 LETTER ONLY on your favourite book title (Emanuela started us off with Three Men and a Goat which is close but has changed 3 letters, just as well) most ‘likes’ wins the last copy of Tripe Advisor!
Nicky, to my great sadness, has decided that her time at The Bookshop has come to its natural conclusion. She’s found work managing woodland near Glenluce which is more her thing.
Went to the Bladnoch Inn after work with Eliot and Granny, where we met up with Callum, Petra and Merce and Carme – the two Catalan women who are running The Open Book. We all had fish and chips and far too much to drink. Merce accidentally knocked over a pint, and a tiny bit of beer ended up on Eliot’s jumper. He made an enormous fuss about it. When it was his round, he just bought a pint for himself and nobody else. Callum and I ended up seriously out of pocket. Steve Dowling, local stove maker, asked me if I could produce a video to promote his new design of stove. I agreed to do it on Tuesday afternoon.
Eliot kicked his shoes off in the kitchen when we got home. I tripped over them just before I went to bed.
Till total £69.50
4 customers
Saturday, 13 February
Online orders: 5
Books found: 5
Granny opened the shop at 8.45 on a beautiful sunny day – the low winter sun streams into the south-facing shop at this time of year: a golden, warming light.
Decided to run a short-story competition with a prize of £100 credit in the shop. Announced it on Facebook and by the end of the day had several submissions. Judges are me, Aine McElwee and John Francis Ward. Every entry has to be exactly 500 words long.
Depressed Welsh man who telephones several times a year looking for early theology telephoned, this time looking for books about fishing villages of the Moray Firth.
Eliot left at noon, after an extensive search for his shoes, which he’d kicked off by the fridge last night.
Today’s sign:
In the morning three young women each brought a pile of modern paperback fiction to sell. One lot included a copy of Anna’s book, Three Things You Need to Know about Rockets. I suspect that they’d already read it, and that’s why they were in Wigtown.
A tiny woman wearing patchwork trousers brought in ten boxes of books, mostly Victorian children’s novels, which look beautiful but for which there appears to be little or no demand. I gave her £80 for a couple of boxes of reasonably interesting titles. She asked if I could take the lot as she’s moving into a smaller house and doesn’t have enough space. The shop is now bursting with boxes of books that people have dumped here and I don’t want. I’ll have to head to the recycling plant in Glasgow soon.
Went to the butcher’s to pick up some pork to make a Taiwanese recipe that Alicia (who ran The Open Book for a week in January) had left for me. Bumped into a well-known local farmer’s wife who has a reputation as a social climber. She was buying offal and looked sheepish (perhaps muttony) when I saw her basket. Returned to find a customer haggling with Granny over the price of a copy of Galloway Gossip that was already heavily reduced (£10 when it should have been £30 – he wanted it for £8). She refused to budge. He eventually coughed up the tenner.
Surprisingly busy day for the time of year, possibly due to the weather. Granny and I went for a short walk down to the salt marsh and along the old railway line in the dying light after I’d shut the shop.
Till total £213.47
12 customers
Monday, 15 February
Online orders: 3
Books found: 2
Granny opened the shop again on another cold, sunny day.
Found a book on pigeons in a box that I bought from a customer last year.
Two men came in at 9.15 and spent £60 and £30 on erotica and theology, respectively.
Telephone call at ten o’clock from a very well-spoken man. He was interested in a copy of The Epic of Gilgamesh, published in 1930, which we have listed online at £50. After much haggling we agreed on a price of £40. He insisted on next-day delivery, which added £27 to the cost (it’s a very large book). When I told him this, he asked, ‘What are you sending me, an elephant?’
The shop was busy all morning. After lunch a man asked me if I’d consider selling volume VII of a set of the first Statistical Account of Scotland (twenty-one volumes in all, published between 1791 and 1799, and compiled by Church of Scotland ministers from various parishes). I told him that there was no way any bookseller would break a mint twenty-one-volume set unless the customer was prepared to pay the full price for the set for a single volume. For some reason customers seem to think that we’re happy to break sets to satisfy their demand for a single volume. This is a relatively new phenomenon. When I bought the shop, nobody expected to be able to extract a single volume from a complete set.
Janette came in at three o’clock to say that she couldn’t clean the shop today because she has sciatica. I have considerable sympathy with her, having suffered from it myself.
Email from a couple who are running The Open Book to say that they’ll be here at 4 p.m. tomorrow. I have no idea why they felt the need to tell me this.
Closed the shop and went into the garden to begin to clear up the debris following the rigours of winter; snowdrops are poking through and even the daffodils are starting to show signs of life.
Till total £412.14
23 customers
Tuesday, 16 February
Online orders: 3
Books found: 3
Granny opened the shop. Filthy wet and windy day. When I appeared in the shop, she commented, ‘What have happened to your hair?’ I washed it last night, and admittedly it looked a bit frizzy, but Granny has the capacity to make you feel as though some sort of malign external force has imposed something horrendous upon you, whether it’s when you wash your hair or buy a new