Forfeit
By Dick Francis
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Dick Francis, Edgar-Award–winning master of mystery and suspense, takes you into the thrilling world of horse racing.
When reporter Bert Chekov falls to his death, his colleague James Tyrone is suspicious. Chekov’s column had recently recommended some ‘can’t-lose’ horses, who then wound up out of the running on race day.
Tyrone thinks he can prove it was murder, but he may not live to tell the tale. Because as the dead man has already made clear, there’s no such thing as a sure thing . . .
Praise for the writing of Dick Francis:
“Dick Francis is a wonder.” —The Plain Dealer
“Few things are more convincing than Dick Francis at a full gallop.” —Chicago Tribune
“Few match Francis for dangerous flights of fancy and pure inventive menace.” —Boston Herald
“[The] master of crime fiction and equine thrills.” —Newsday
“[Francis] has the uncanny ability to turn out simply plotted yet charmingly addictive mysteries.” —The Wall Street Journal
“Francis is a genius.” —Los Angeles Times
“Nobody executes the whodunit formula better.” —Chicago Sun-Times
“A rare and magical talent . . . who never writes the same story twice.” —The San Diego Union-Tribune
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I enjoyed this, as I usually do enjoy Dick Francis books. A quick adventure, quickly forgotten.This one however, had some particularly insightful views into the life of a man whose wife had polio and now only survives due to a breathing apparatus called a Spiroshell. She is mostly paralyzed, except for the limited use of one arm and hand. The main character, Tyrone, loves her and cares for her at home. He is also unfaithful to her. I thought the emotional struggles of both characters were well outlined, until the end when it all seemed a bit pat. But hey, fiction. Oh yeah, there were bad guys out to get him for exposing them and their dastardly deeds through his journalism.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sportswriter James Tyrone writes about horse racing. But something odd is happening with fellow race writer Bert Checkov – whenever Bert touts a horse, the horse loses badly or fails to show up for the race. Bert drunkenly confesses to Ty that he has sold his soul; and then falls to his death out of a seventh story window. Ty discovers there is a rigged betting scheme and the bad guys expect Ty to be the next one to fall in line. Not only does he resist, but he must protect his paralyzed wife from murder and mayhem from people who will literally stop at nothing. And then there’s the lovely Gail, whom Ty is falling in love with, although he knows he can never leave his wife.Ty is a conflicted and complicated protagonist. Like many of Francis’s main characters he has a heroic moral sense along with intelligence and physical strength to win through solving the mystery and a beating or three. In this one we see the character’s more human side as he wrestles with the moral dilemma of choosing between his beloved paralyzed wife and a woman who could be lover, companion and equal.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Also this Dick Francis was exciting, even if more ran next to the racecourse than on the racecourse. This time investigates a journalist unrealities in the horse betting. On a large scale, bets on horses are placed in advance, but shortly before the start these horses are deducted from the race. The bets always go to the same person, since the regulations do not provide for a return of the wagers made. Who is behind these mafia bets and how can this person be caught? With what means of pressure are the horse owners blackmailed so that they do not let their horses start? The journalist puts himself and his loved one in the greatest danger.Exciting from the beginning to the end.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Fleet Street sportswriter James Tyrone accepts a commission to write a feature story for a magazine about the upcoming Lamplighter race. Ty is the last person to speak to a sports columnist for a rival paper before he falls to his death from his office window. Ty notices connections between the dead man’s recent columns and the outcomes of races that have to be more than coincidence. His pursuit of this story leads him into danger that threatens not just his own life but also the life of his exceptionally vulnerable wife.In Ty, Francis gives his readers a hero with feet of clay. Ty has considerable demands on his time and money that force him to make moral decisions much more often than the average person has to do. He’s not always able to withstand little temptations, but he holds firm when it counts the most. I suspect that Ty won’t be my favorite Francis hero, but he may well be the most memorable for me.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Not as easy a like as many [[Dick Francis]]'s mysteries, the people in this novel are under some pretty sever limitations. Ty works at a scandal sheet because the money is needed to pay for help caring for a paralyzed wife, and the young woman he meets Gail, has to work within boundaries she encounters because of her mixed race parentage and her requirement for financial rewards. The story is well done and very hard to forget.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I am rating this book rather highly "even though" it is formula fiction, even though you know a lot of things before you even set out: it won't be gory or disgusting or terrifying; the protagonist will be beaten up at least once; he will be a nice, unimposing guy who resists being pushed around; there will be a happy ending.Is it bad to know these things in advance? I don't think so. They are part of why I keep returning to these books even though (there's that phrase again) they are not in a genre I normally enjoy.Richard and Mary Francis (aka Dick Francis) thought carefully about their characters--not only about the details of their jobs and the physical world they occupy, but their relationships with other people, their self-doubts, hiccups in their personalities. They care about their protagonists and they describe a world in which terrible things can happen but which is peopled by and large by likeable or at least non-evil humans beings, many of whom deserve a better shake than they are getting. Secondary characters, while not always fully rounded, often are intriguing on their own merit and we watch their fates with interest and concern. And book by book the reader acquires a nicely rounded view of the racing world and the various occupations that are involved in it.The authors are aware of the fact that beatings and murder aren't the worst things that can assail us. Crippling illness, anger and self doubt are sensitively dealt with, and characters are not only treated with compassion (in the midst of chaos) but are often invited to be bigger than they begin.In Forfeit, James Tyrone faces danger and mystery, but he also faces his complex emotions around his wife, to whom he is devoted, and about his own behaviour. This one is a keeper.I read the Francises when I want to put my mental feet up and be entertained with good writing, good pacing, good characterization, and thoughtful prose. There is a touch of humour and more than a touch of humanity in these misleadingly packaged novels.Bravo and brava! Happy reading.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5They say third time is the charm, but in Dick Francis's case it was fourth time. He had been nominated for the Edgar for Best Novel in each of the three preceding years before finally winning it with FORFEIT in 1970. Getting the last laugh, he went on to win it twice more and became a Grand Master in 1996.
This was the first of his books I have read. I tend to go for series books, am not immediately attracted to thrillers, and follow horseracing only if invited to a Derby Day party, so I hadn't thought I would like them. Now, having read FORFEIT, I'll be much more likely to pick up the next Francis book I see.
FORFEIT's protagonist, James Tyrone, is a journalist -- he writes a racing column for a somewhat sensational newspaper and does occasional free-lance work for magazines. When a colleague from another paper commits suicide, after giving Tyrone a mysterious piece of advice, and Tyrone realizes something odd about horses the dead man has touted in his columns, he begins asking questions. This sets him on a collision course with a sinister South African that imperils not only his own life, but that of his wife. Of course, it also gets his paper a hell of a story.
What little I know about American horseracing was of no use here, as the British system of betting is different and there are also different kinds of races there (pretty exciting ones too, it would seem). But enough was explained (and without recourse to footnotes!) that I was easily able to follow the story.
I read recently that in a thriller, you know fairly soon who the villain is and the excitement is in the race between villain and hero to accomplish or prevent the villain's plans (wildly paraphrasing here). That is a good description of this book. Given the conventions of crime fiction, one is 99% sure that good will win out, but Francis keeps us on the edge with that 1% of uncertainty. There are books you can't put down, and then there are those which I, at least, must put down -- something so frightening happens that I must stop to catch my breath and let my heart rate return to normal. This was such a book.
My husband, who has been reading these Edgar winners along with me, said about Julian Symons' THE PROGRESS OF A CRIME that one mark of a good writer was the care he takes with minor characters. I couldn't see it in that book because I just disliked the whole book so much. But I could really see the truth of it in FORFEIT. The horse trainer, the young woman groom, the jockey, the racing steward, the horse breeder and his family -- each has a story, and we hear it, without detracting at all from the fast-moving plot.
So if, like me, you thought you wouldn't be interested in a book about horseracing, think again and read a Dick Francis book. He's been doing fine without me all these years, the only loss has been mine. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I've read nearly all of Dick Francis's books and enjoyed each one. Not great literature, but compelling to read and interesting, with well-drawn characters and situations. They can be somewhat formulaic--I kept waiting for James Tyrone to be beaten up by thugs and sure enough he was--but they explore different aspects of the racing industry, sometimes directly and sometimes tangentially. This one was my "car book"--on hand for times when I had to wait someplace. I read it in short bursts and then couldn't put it down when I got to the denouement! Fun summer read. Recommended.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Typically enjoyable Francis fare
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Racing reporter James Tyrone discovers a cheating bookmaker who makes money through hyping horses and then preventing them from running. Ty takes extraordinary measures to protect the latest horse in the string and his wife, crippled from polio. Ty's relationship with his wife -- complicated by a guilt-ridden affair with the biracial Gail -- and the minute depiction of their domestic economy are truly touching. I always think of Francis as adding sex to his books much later, and reluctantly (I envision his publisher saying, "Dick, horses running around in circles is all very well, but can't you throw in a few naked girls?"), but here he tackles the subject with some frankness and without the embarrassment that seems to characterize later efforts.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Dick Francis mystery with sex in it. The times they were different in 1969 and Dick Francis has another of his typical hero's, again almost too good to be true, except that this time the hero is having an affair. Very liberated stuff indeed. The story is better than some, but in order for the hero to have an affair, Dick had to have the hero also take several beatings and then rise to the level of very heroic proportions in everyone's eyes. The hero ends the book with everyone in almost worshipful adoration of him but then does something that is definetly not typical for a Dick Francis book. Sex and a different type of ending. Dick got back to writing mysteries with less sex and his hero's went back to having more predicatable flaws, but in this one from 1969, Dick Francis looked at exploring the possiblities he had in writing his novels.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5James Tyrone, journalist, investigates horse racing crimes. An average Francis thriller, not great.
Book preview
Forfeit - Dick Francis
Chapter 1
The letter from Tally came on the day Bert Checkov died. It didn’t look like trouble; just an invitation from a glossy to write an article on the Lamplighter Gold Cup. I flicked it across the desk to the sports editor and went on opening the mail which always accumulated for me by Friday. Luke-John Morton grunted and stretched out a languid hand, blinking vacantly while he listened to someone with a lot to say on the telephone.
Yeah… yeah. Blow the roof off,
he said.
Blowing the roof off was the number-one policy of the Sunday Blaze, bless its cold heart. Why didn’t I write for the Sunday Times, my wife’s mother said, instead of a rag like the Sunday Blaze? They hadn’t needed me, that was why. She considered this irrelevant, and when she couldn’t actively keep it quiet, continued to apologize to every acquaintance for my employment. That the Blaze paid twenty-eight per cent more than the Times, and that her daughter was expensive, she ignored.
I slit open a cheap brown envelope and found some nut had written to say that only a vicious, unscrupulous bum like myself would see any good in the man I had defended last Sunday. The letter was written on lavatory paper and spite oozed from it like marsh gas. Derry Clark read it over my shoulder and laughed.
Told you you’d stir them up.
Anything for an unquiet life,
I agreed.
Derry wrote calm uncontroversial articles each week assessing form and firmly left the rebel stuff to me. My back, as he constantly pointed out, was broader than his.
Eight more of my correspondents proved to be thinking along the same general lines. All anonymous, naturally. Their problems, I reflected, dumping their work in the wastebasket, were even worse than mine.
How’s your wife?
Derry said.
Fine, thanks.
He nodded, not looking at me. He’d never got over being embarrassed about Elizabeth. It took some people that way.
Luke-John’s conversation guttered to a close. Sure… sure. Phone it through by six at the latest.
He put down the receiver and focused on my letter from Tally, his eyes skidding over it with professional speed.
A study in depth… how these tarty magazines love that phrase. Do you want to do it?
If the fee’s good.
I thought you were busy ghosting Buster Figg’s autobiography.
I’m hung up on Chapter Six. He’s sloped off to the Bahamas and left me no material.
How far through his horrid little life have you got?
His interest was genuine.
The end of his apprenticeship and his first win in a classic.
Will it sell?
I don’t know.
I sighed. All he’s interested in is money, and all he remembers about some races is the starting price. He bled in thousands. And he insists I put his biggest bets in. He says they can’t take away his license now he’s retired.
Luke-John sniffed, rubbing a heavily freckled hand across the prominent tendons of his scrawny neck, massaging his walnut-sized larynx, dropping the heavy eyelid hoods while he considered the letter from Tally. My contract with the Blaze was restrictive: books were all right, but I couldn’t write articles for any other paper or magazine without Luke-John’s permission, which I mostly didn’t get.
Derry pushed me out of his chair and sat in it himself. As I spent only Fridays in the office, I didn’t rate a desk and usurped my younger colleague’s whenever he wasn’t looking. Derry’s desk held a comprehensive reference library of form books in the top three drawers and a half bottle of vodka, two hundred purple hearts, and a pornographic film catalogue in the bottom one. These were window dressing only. They represented the wicked fellow Derry would like to be, not the lawful, temperate semidetached man he was.
I perched on the side of his desk and looked out the Friday morning clatter, a quarter acre of typewriters and telephones going at half speed as the week went on toward Sunday. Tuesdays, the office was dead; Saturdays, it buzzed like flies squirted with D.D.T. Fridays, I felt part of it. Saturdays, I went to the races. Sundays and Mondays— officially off. Tuesdays to Thursdays, think up some galvanizing subject to write about, and write it. Fridays, take it in for Luke-John, and then for the editor to read and veto.
Result—a thousand words a week, an abusive mailbag, and a hefty check which didn’t cover my expenses.
Luke-John said, Are you or Derry doing the Lamplighter?
Without giving me a second Derry jumped in: I am.
That all right with you, Ty?
Luke-John asked dubiously.
Oh, sure,
I said. It’s a complicated handicap. Right up his street.
Luke-John pursed his thin lips and said with unusual generosity. "Tally says they want background stuff, not tips… I don’t see why you shouldn’t do it, if you want to."
He scribbled a large OK
at the bottom of the page and signed his name. But of course,
he added, "if you dig up any dirt, keep it for us."
Generous be damned, I thought wryly. Luke-John’s soul belonged to the Blaze and his simple touchstone in all decisions was Could it possibly, directly or indirectly, benefit the paper?
Every member of the sports section had at some time or other been ruthlessly sacrificed on his altar. For canceled holidays, smashed appointments, lost opportunities, he cared not one jot.
Sure,
I said mildly. And thanks.
How’s your wife?
he asked.
Fine, thanks.
He asked every week without fail. He had his politenesses, when it didn’t cost the Blaze. Maybe he really cared. Maybe he only cared because when she wasn’t fine
it affected my work.
I pinched Derry’s telephone and dialed the number.
"Tally magazine, can I help you?" A girl’s voice very smooth, West Ken, and bored.
I’d like to talk to Arnold Shankerton.
Who’s calling?
James Tyrone.
One moment, please.
Some clicks and a pause. You’re through.
An equally smooth, highly sophisticated tenor voice proclaimed itself to be Arnold Shankerton. Features. I thanked him for his letter and said I would like to accept his commission. He said that would be very nice, in moderately pleased tones, and I gently added, If the price is right, naturally.
Naturally,
he conceded. How much do you want?
Think of a number and double it. Two hundred guineas, plus expenses.
Luke-John’s eyebrows rose and Derry said, You’ll be lucky.
Our profit margin is small,
Shankerton pointed out a little plaintively. One hundred is our absolute limit.
I pay too much tax.
His sigh came heavily down the wire. A hundred and fifty, then. And for that it’ll have to be good.
I’ll do my best.
Your best,
he said, would scorch the paper. We want the style and the insight but not the scandal. Right?
Right,
I agreed without offense. How many words?
It’s the main feature. Say three thousand five hundred, roughly speaking.
How about pictures?
You can have one of our photographers when you’re ready. And within reason, of course.
Of course,
I said politely. When do you want it by?
We go to press on that edition—let’s see—on November twenty-first. So we’d like your stuff on the morning of the seventeenth, at the very latest. But the earlier the better.
I looked at Derry’s calender. Ten days to the seventeenth.
All right.
And when you’ve thought out how you’d like to present it, send us an outline.
Will do,
I said; but I wouldn’t. Outlines were asking for trouble in the shape of editorial alterations. Shankerton could, and would, chop at the finished article to his heart’s content, but I was against him getting his scissors into the embryo.
Luke-John skimmed the letter back and Derry picked it up and read it.
In depth,
he said sardonically. You’re used to the deep end. You’ll feel quite at home.
Yeah,
I agreed absentmindedly. Just what was depth, a hundred and fifty guineas’ worth of it?
I made a snap decision that depth in this case would be the background people, not the stars.
The stars hogged the headlines week by week. The background people had no news value. For once, I would switch them over.
Snap decisions had got me into trouble once or twice in the past. All the same, I made this one. It proved to be the most trouble-filled of the lot.
Derry, Luke-John, and I knocked off soon after one and walked down the street in fine drizzle to elbow our way into the bar of the Devereux, in Devereux Court opposite the Law Courts.
Bert Checkov was there, trying to light his stinking old pipe and burning his fingers on the matches. The shapeless tweed which swathed his bulk was as usual scattered with ash and as usual his toecaps were scuffed and gray. There was more glaze in the washy blue eyes than one-thirty normally found there: an hour too much, at a rough guess. He’d started early.
Luke-John spoke to him and he stared vaguely back. Derry bought us a half pint each and politely asked Bert to have one, though he’d never liked him.
Double Scotch,
Bert mumbled, and Derry thought of his mortgages and scowled.
How’s things?
I asked, knowing that this, too, was a mistake. The Checkov grumbles were inexhaustible.
For once, however, the stream was dammed. The watery eyes focused on me with an effort and another match sizzled on his skin. He appeared not to notice.
Gi’ you a piesh o’ advishe,
he said, but the words stopped there. The advice stayed in his head.
What is it?
Piesh o’ advishe.
He nodded solemnly.
Luke-John raised his eyes to the ceiling in an exasperation that wasn’t genuine. For old-time journalists like Bert he had an unlimited regard which no amount of drink could quench.
Give him the advice, then,
Luke-John suggested. He can always do with it.
The Checkov gaze lurched from me to my boss. The Checkov mouth belched uninhibitedly. Derry’s pale face twisted squeamishly, and Checkov saw him. As a gay lunch, hardly a gas. Just any Friday, I thought: but I was wrong. Bert Checkov was less than an hour from death.
Luke-John, Derry, and I sat on stools around the bar counter and ate cold meat and pickled onions, and Bert Checkov stood swaying behind us, breathing pipe smoke and whiskey fumes down our necks. Instead of the usual steady rambling flow of grousing to which we were accustomed, we received only a series of grunts, the audible punctuation of the inner Checkov thoughts.
Something on his mind. I wasn’t interested enough to find out what. I had enough on my own.
Luke-John gave him a look of compassion and another whiskey, and the alcohol washed into the pale blue eyes like a tide, resulting in pinpoint pupils and a look of blank stupidity.
I’ll walk him back to his office,
I said abruptly. He’ll fall under a bus if he goes on his own.
Serve him right,
Derry said under his breath, but carefully so that Luke-John shouldn’t hear.
We finished lunch with cheese and another half pint. Checkov lurched sideways and spilt my glass over Derry’s knee and the pub carpet. The carpet soaked it up good-temperedly, which was more than could be said for Derry. Luke-John shrugged resignedly, half laughing, and I finished what was left of my beer with one swallow, and steered Bert Checkov through the crowd and into the street.
Not closing time yet,
he said distinctly.
For you it is, old chum.
He rolled against the wall, waving the pipe vaguely in his chubby fist. Never leave a pub before closing. Never leave a story while it’s hot. Never leave a woman on her doorstep. Paragraphs and skirts should be short and pheasants and breasts should be high.
Sure,
I said, sighing. Some advice.
I took his arm and he came easily enough out onto the Fleet Street pavement. His tottering progress up toward the City end produced several stares but no actual collisions. Linked together, we crossed during a lull in the traffic and continued eastward under the knowing frontages of the Telegraph and the black glass Express. Fleet Street had seen the lot: no news value in an elderly racing correspondent being helped back from lunch with a skinful.
A bit of advice,
he said suddenly, stopping in his tracks, a bit of advice.
Yes?
I said patiently.
He squinted in my general direction.
"We’ve come past the Blaze."
Yeah.
He tried to turn me around to retrace our steps.
I’ve business down at Ludgate Circus. I’m going your way today,
I said.
Zat so?
He nodded vaguely and we shambled on. Ten more paces. He stopped again.
Piece of advice.
He was looking straight ahead. I’m certain that he saw nothing at all. No bustling street. Nothing but what was going on inside his head.
I was tired of waiting for the advice which showed no signs of materializing. It had begun to drizzle again. I took his arm to try and get him moving along the last fifty yards to his paper’s florid front door. He wouldn’t move. Famous last words,
he said.
Whose?
Mine. Naturally. Famous last words. Bit of advice.
Oh, sure.
I sighed. We’re getting wet.
I’m not drunk.
No.
I could write my column anytime. This minute.
Sure.
He lurched off suddenly, and we made it to his door. Three steps and he’d be home and dry.
He stood in the entrance and rocked unsteadily. The pale blue eyes made a great effort toward sobering up, but the odds were against it.
If anyone asks you,
he said finally, don’t do it.
Don’t do what?
An anxious expression flitted across his pallid fleshy face. There were big pores all over his nose, and his beard was growing out of stiff black millimeters. He pushed one hand into his jacket pocket, and the anxiety turned to relief as he drew it out again with a half bottle of Scotch attached. ’Fraid I’d forgotten it,
he mumbled.
See you, then, Bert.
Don’t forget,
he said. That advice.
Right.
I began to turn away.
Ty?
I was tired of him. What?
You wouldn’t let it happen to you, I know that… but sometimes it’s the strong ones get the worst clobbering… in the ring, I mean… They never know when they’ve taken enough…
He suddenly leaned forward and grasped my coat. Whiskey fumes seeped up my nose and I could feel his hot breath across the damp air.
You’re always broke, with that wife of yours. Luke-John told me. Always bloody stony. So don’t do it… Don’t sell your sodding soul…
Try not to,
I said wearily, but he wasn’t listening.
He said, with the desperate intensity of the very drunk, They buy you first and blackmail after.
Who?
Don’t know… don’t sell… don’t sell your column.
No.
I sighed.
"I mean it. He put his face even closer.
Never sell your column."
Bert… Have you?
He closed up. He pried himself off me and went back to rocking. He winked, a vast caricature of a wink.
Bit of advice,
he said, nodding. He swiveled on rubbery ankles and weaved an unsteady path across the lobby to the lifts. Inside he turned around and I saw him standing there under the light clutching the half bottle and still saying over and over, Bit of advice, bit of advice.
The doors slid heavily across in front of him. Shrugging, puzzled a little, I started on my way back to the Blaze. Fifty yards along, I stopped off to see if the people who were servicing my typewriter had finished it. They hadn’t. Call back Monday, they said.
When I stepped out into the street again, a woman was screaming.
Heads turned. The high-pitched agonized noise pierced the roar of wheels and rose clean above the car horns. With everyone else, I looked to see the cause.
Fifty yards up the pavement a knot of people was rapidly forming, and I reflected that in this particular place droves of regular staff reporters would be on the spot in seconds. Nevertheless I went back. Back to the front door of Bert’s paper, and a few steps farther on.
Bert was lying on the pavement. Clearly dead. The shining fragments of his half bottle of whiskey scattered the paving slabs around him, and the sharp smell of the spilt spirit mixed uneasily with that of the pervading diesel oil.
He fell! He fell!
The screaming woman was on the edge of hysterics and couldn’t stop shouting. He fell. I saw him. From up there. He fell!
Luke-John said Christ
several times and looked badly shocked. Derry shook out a whole pot of paper clips onto his desk and absent-mindedly put them back one by one.
You’re sure he was dead?
he said.
His office was seven floors up.
Yeah.
He shook his head disbelievingly. Poor old boy.
Nil nisi bonum. A sharp change of attitude.
Luke-John looked out of the Blaze window and down along the street. The smashed remains of Bert Checkov had been decently removed. The pavement had been washed. People tramped unknowingly across the patch where he had died.
He was drunk,
Luke-John said. Worse than usual.
He and Derry made a desultory start on the afternoon work. I had no need to stay as the editor had OK’d my copy, but I hung around anyway for an hour or two, not ready to go.
They had said in Bert’s office that he came back stoned from lunch and simply fell out of the window. Two girl secretaries saw him. He was taking a drink out of the bottle of whiskey, and he suddenly staggered against the window, which swung open, and he toppled out. The bottom of the window was at hip height. No trouble at all for someone as drunk as Bert.
I remembered the desperation behind the bit of advice he had given me.
And I wondered.
Chapter 2
Three things immediately struck you about the girl who opened the stockbroker-Tudor door at Virginia Water. First, her poise. Second, her fashion sense. Third, her features. She had honey-toast skin, large dark eyes, and a glossy shoulder-length bounce of black hair.
Good afternoon,
I said. I’m James Tyrone. I telephoned…
Come in.
She nodded. Harry and Sarah should be back any minute.
They are still playing golf?
Mm
She turned, smiling slightly, and gestured me into the house. Still finishing lunch, I expect.
It was three-thirty-five. Why not?
She led me through the hall (well-polished parquet, careful flowers, studded leather umbrella stand) into a chintz and chrysanthemum sitting room. Every window in the house was a clutter of diamond-shaped leaded lights which might have had some point when glass could only be made in six-inch squares and had to be joined together to get anywhere. The modern imitation obscured the light, and the view and was bound to infuriate window cleaners. Harry and Sarah had opted also for uncovered dark oak beams with machine-made chisel marks. The single picture on the plain cream walls made a wild contrast: a modern impressionistic abstract of some cosmic explosion, with the oils stuck on in lumps.
Sit down.
She waved a graceful hand at a thickly cushioned sofa. Like a drink?
No, thank you.
Don’t journalists drink all day?
If you drink and write, the writing isn’t so hot.
Ah, yes,
she said. Dylan Thomas said he had to be stone cold for any good to come of it.
Different class.
I smiled.
Same principle.
Absolutely.
She gave me a long inspection, her head tilted an inch to one side and her green dress lying in motionless folds down her slender body. Terrific legs in the latest in stockings ended in shiny green shoes with gold buckles, and the only other accessory on display was a broad-strapped gold watch on her left wrist.
You’ll know me again,
she said.
I nodded. Her body moved subtly inside the green dress. She said slowly, with more than simple meaning, And I’ll know you.
Her voice, face, and manner were quite calm. The brief flash of intense sexual awareness could have been my imagination. Certainly her next remark held no undertone and no invitation.
"Do you like horses?"
Yes, I do,
I said.
Six months ago I would have said the one place I would never go would be to a race meeting.
But you go now?
Since Harry won Egocentric in that raffle, life has changed in this little neck of the woods.
That,
I said, is exactly what I want to write about.
I was on Tally business. Background to the Lamplighter. My choice of untypical racehorse owners, Harry and Sarah Hunterson, came back at that