A Road to Damascus
By Meedo Taha
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Meedo Taha
Inspired by the absurdity of beautiful things, Meedo Taha wears more hats than a hat stand: filmmaker, architect, father and occasional shade tree philosopher. He lives with his wife and son in Los Angeles via Beirut and Tokyo. Rather than wage war, his personas have joined forces to craft A Road to Damascus, his first actual novel. He has just finished a project produced by James Franco and is currently working on the movie adaptation of his first novel A Road to Damascus with Daniel Pyne, who wrote The Manchurian Candidate.
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A Road to Damascus - Meedo Taha
Day Suspended
My eyes are off the road for only a second. No, I’m lying—for two, maybe three seconds. That’s all, three seconds! I glance into the messenger bag on the seat next to me and realize my recorder isn’t there. Just a glance! And before looking down, I inspect the predawn road ahead: murky, yes, but still empty.
As I look back up—I promise, not more than three seconds later—the nasty shriek of metal on metal fractures the delicate silence and ricochets across the hillside. The Volvo doesn’t even shudder when I bring it to a screeching stop. My forehead bashes into the steering wheel, my neck jolts back, and I catch a glimpse of a passenger-less bicycle skidding off into the street. My mind races with apocalyptic theories of phantom riders when, suddenly, a mass crashes onto my windshield. It tumbles off the hood with a sickening thud as it falls to the ground, out of sight.
Through the spider web now etched into the glass, I watch the bicycle’s front wheel skid into the side of the hill. Detached from its metal skeleton, it rolls and, like a spinning top coming to a halt, topples to the ground.
I must have forgotten to breathe.
A silence falls over the road and I remember to inhale. My mind, spurned by the lack of oxygen, kicks into motion and I feel myself jerk the handbrake into place. I push the door open and a dreadful chill seeps into my chest as I wrench my suspended consciousness back into my body, still stiff with fear. I begin toward the front of the car, mind filled with grim expectation.
But before I can take two steps, the cyclist’s smiling face sprouts out from behind the car’s hood. He stands and nonchalantly brushes the dust off his shoulders, as if the entire ordeal was just a minor inconvenience. I pause.
Perhaps it’s still midnight and I’m asleep at my desk back home, stuck in a bizarre dream.
The cyclist starts toward his bike. Wait, you’re limping!
I yell through my reverie.
He barely glances back. I’m fine,
he says cheerfully. It’s how I walk.
My hands fall to my side as the man drops to the ground near the site of the accident and grasps at the gravel like he’s lost a contact lens. His brown blazer shifts to reveal a tuft of blood-soaked cotton, muddied by the moist gravel. A nasty gash rips through his cheek. His hair is matted with dirt and what could be blood. He’s anything but fine.
The words hospital
and help
cross my mind, but by the time I settle on a coherent question, he’s already reassembled the wheel.
Who rides a bicycle in Beirut anyway? The twisted metal looks only a tad better than its young rider, with its rear wheel dented and its basket bashed. When he gets on, it loses balance and slams against the retaining wall again, but he quickly adjusts to its misshapen dynamics, brings it in line with the road, and pedals away.
See you later, Professor!
he says, waving a bruised arm behind him.
Then he yells out my name.
Like he knows me. Like he’s always known me. By the time I can say, Wait! Do I know you?
, his rickety silhouette has disappeared into the smog.
The Volvo’s engine purrs in the background, oblivious to the absurd incident it had perpetrated. My open messenger bag grins back at me, its zipper a string of teeth.
No time to lose.
Handbrake released, gear in first, then second, the Volvo begins a tentative crawl up the hillside. Instead of a right turn toward my intended destination, a quick decision and a left swerve take me back along the curve of the hilltop and into the parking spot I vacated less than an hour ago.
See you later, Professor!
The words crawl under my skin. I rub my palms together, but the unsettling feeling remains.
I grab the messenger bag and make my way back up the stairs, two at a time, to the safety of my third-floor apartment.
♦
Dawn seeps into the room and I feel its warmth on my exposed ankles. The city outside remains in deep slumber, but I’m wide awake. And late.
One, two, three, and part. Repeat. One, two, three, and part. The comb rakes through my hair with an audible scratch—not loud enough to wake the girl in the bed behind the door, but deafening to my ears.
I’m late, but it’s still early for her. I shiver prematurely at the thought of the cold outside. A storm is brewing. I can feel it. Even at this hour, the world has too much space, too much horizon, too many buildings and, as the bike and its reckless rider have made pointedly clear, at least one too many people.
I yearn to stay inside, if only a moment longer.
But my watch reminds me not to push my luck.
Nancy says that photographers call this time of day magic hour
, though it only lasts forty minutes. It’s the time when the sun has started to light the sky, but it’s not yet dawn. For me, it’s the time I can see without being seen.
See you later, Professor!
He saw me. He knew me, whoever he was. I comb through the thought, pushing it deeper into my skull. Must not think. Must not be seen again. Fresh start. I pull my glasses down the bridge of my nose and tug at my lower eyelids. First left, then right. Not too long ago, Nancy observed that the whites of the eyes grow duller as men pass thirty. Since then, it’s become part of my morning ritual to check mine. So far, so good.
I check the messenger bag at my feet. Is everything there? Obviously not. Why else would I be back here? I’m feeling off today. I don’t like feeling off. Collecting my wits, I slide back into my bedroom, careful not to wake her up.
See you later, Professor! Where did he come from? One moment he wasn’t there, and the next, he was.
I squint into the dim light of the bedroom. The movement of her chest tells me she’s still asleep. Her clothes and underwear are scattered around the bed, and her foot sticks out from under the covers. I pull the patterned covers over her and tuck in her toes away from the cold.
The recorder is where it’s been since midnight, hidden amongst the thicket of shrub and tree samples on my desk. I grab it and slip back out of the bedroom. With a quick glance toward the mirror, I adjust my glasses and tie. Now I can go. Messenger bag in tow, I step into the chill of dawn for the second time that day.
The wind is harsh, but I lift my face toward it, embracing the sharpness of the morning. The gravel now feels softer under my feet. My windshield is muddier and my Volvo a darker shade of brown.
The car’s silhouette is perfectly camouflaged against the bleak fall backdrop. Inside it, I’m back in my element. I turn on the ignition and, while the engine revs up, reach for my messenger bag.
I speak into the recorder as I look up. Day 1. Shit.
Daylight kisses the Achrafieh skyline. I’m late. Very, very late. That damn bicycle. Watch where you’re going asshole!
I should’ve yelled out of the window before driving off. Too late for that.
I scan the road ahead and then, through the rearview mirror, the road behind. Double-check, quadruple-check. No time for more delays. To the left there’s the retaining wall, but then to the right through the passenger side window, I realize what must have happened earlier.
A scraggly urban staircase cuts through the lower hillside, connecting my part of Achrafieh to the lower side of town called Geitawi. The Old District, as many call it, sits atop the newly minted nightlife area. The cyclist probably carried his bicycle up those steps from there, which is why I didn’t see him.
But for the moment, I need to forget that.
I hit Record and continue. Day 1: November 16th, 5:13 a.m. En route to Damascus Road.
I rev up the Volvo and make my way up the hillside.
♦
The field is wetter than yesterday,
I say into the recorder. Skies clear, but clouds blur the horizon.
I lock my car and, as I make my way toward the site, a drop of water lands on my glasses. The road leading up here has been empty. I’ve made good time, but as I wipe my glasses on my jacket, I still feel off.
I doubt these details will survive the technical edit of this paper,
I dictate absently, but I’ve found in the past that my own moods affect the outcome of my studies. I don’t have a scientific basis for this premise, but I generally find greater responsiveness in my subjects when I myself am in a less discombobulated predisposition. I mean, in a less troubled mood.
That’s why I’ve replaced the customary field notebook with a recorder. I had started using it for my memoir, but as the line between life and work blurred on me, the recorder has taken over and is now all I use. The sound of my voice brings me comfort, so this will be our—me and my—scientifically incorrect little secret.
I’ve arrived at my spot, marked by a sharp turn in the highway. The day is tentative, but dawn will soon be here, along the main artery that connects Lebanon and Syria, before anywhere else. I raise the recorder to my lips.
"Unlike many of its siblings in the Rosid subclass, the Acacia tortilis seems to thrive under a wide variety of conditions. If it receives adequate rainfall and has access to a few key minerals, it doesn’t mind us leaving it alone. But this particular group has seen better days. It must be sibling rivalry; the trees are in competition for the resources available to them. This is unlike the Acacia, generally one of the more collaborative Rosids. Why have I singled out the Acacia tortilis among seventy thousand other Rosids? Well, why might one person choose another among nine billion? When someone finds an answer to this second question, I’ll answer the first. Until then, the only reason I need to give is: because."
Pausing the recorder, I pull out yesterday’s newspaper from the messenger bag. I spread it across the ground before me and lay the bag on top. There’s no point in scuffing up the leather, even for such a groundbreaking research paper.
I bend down and fold up the hems of my pants, careful not to crease them too much. I kneel on the edge of the newspaper and peer at the shrub in front of me.
I hit Record. The thorns appear to be browning out, probably due to last week’s heat wave. It’s all relative and this species is affected by even the smallest fluctuations in climate, especially—
A flash of light tears through the sky, interrupting my train of thought. Then, thunder.
I set down my tape recorder to reach back under the collar of my jacket and pull up my hood. I knew something was off today,
I say, holding the device closer to my mouth. The forecast said wet night, dry morning. It’s not the first time they’ve been wrong. But this is unexpected.
The first drops of rain speckle the newspaper, forming small puddles that warp yesterday’s news into carnival mirror patterns. The Acacia leaves bend under the pressure of the water and I take a moment to appreciate the beauty of the flower swaying with the rain.
Rain. Should make a move soon. Final notes of the day: I expect our subject to exhibit healthier shades of green over the next few days, provided it’s treated to a fair amount of rainfall. I’m confident that my discovery of the plant in this part of the world is not a freak occurrence. However, why this particular growth here seems so unhealthy remains a mystery. The slope of the highway drains toward this particular spot and the soil is quite fertile. Yet the Acacias here have deteriorated rapidly over the past week. Their last hope is this rain.
The end of my monologue is garnished by another strike of lightning, followed by one of Beirut’s trademark flash storms.
I must move fast.
As scientific innovation plateaus, botanists are starved for new discoveries. What was once an amicable academic community is now a race for breakthrough. Your friends will quite literally trample your work to get at the next big grant. It’ll be dawn soon, and if I’m spotted skulking in the middle of nowhere, it’ll raise too many questions. I can’t risk the taxonomists learning about it or the focus of my career will be out in the open—fair game for all those rabid hounds to snatch at.
I reach for my messenger bag, allowing myself the briefest of moments to mourn its soggy leather exterior. I pull out rubber gloves and my spade. Very carefully, I draw a circle in the mud around the Acacia.
Two-foot spread for this size subject,
I say into the recorder. I dig in, first gently, then with more force. The moist soil gives way quite easily and, in a few short moments, the spade grazes the roots of the tree. With a sharp tug, the tree is loosened from the ground. I spread out a translucent plastic sheet inside the messenger bag, brush off the excess soil weighing down the roots, and place my sample inside. It tucks neatly into the cavity I’ve prepared, and I wrap the plastic around its thin sapling bark.
Acacia collected,
I say, barely able to think with the downpour pounding my scalp.
In the distance, a bus appears on Damascus Road. The unsettling feeling of this morning falls over me. I lift the metal frame of my glasses from my eyes and run a hand over my face. My fingers press my eyes closed, but unease still finds its way into my chest.
From that distance, I must appear like a speck of dust in the barren field. The thought fills me with emptiness as I’m engulfed in the Beirut storm.
♦
I’m not sure if I closed my eyes for an eternity or an instant. I pull my hands away and the glasses plop onto the ridge of my nose. During that time, the sun has broken through the clouds, striking the wet highway with a merciless glare, filling me with dread.
The bus is much closer now. Its tires screech. Something isn’t right.
From where I stand, it looks like a visual echo, swerving in my direction then bouncing back and skidding farther away. It does another S-curve across the width of the highway, and then careens closer again. How could the vehicle have lost its balance so completely? It’s not going fast. The road is wet, but at this speed it shouldn’t matter. Even a punctured tire would still allow the driver enough control to stop. Reason eludes me as the bus crashes into a billboard on the roadside and comes to a lopsided stop. Steam puffs out of its belly, engulfing it in a milky haze.
Less than a dozen meters away, I throw the spade into my bag and sling it over my shoulder. I have no idea what to do. A thought gnaws at my mind—perhaps what one might call scientific curiosity
.
Nancy warned me yesterday that the first shower of the season is the most dangerous. The roads are like soap,
she said. I could feel the gears in my mind working.
Roads are like soap + Driver loses control = Accident. Or, Visibility is bad + Driver falls asleep = Mistake.
I need to know which it is: an error of nature or an error of man?
With my recorder safely in my jacket pocket, I make toward the highway. As I draw closer to the accident site, I can tell that there’s more to the collision than just the driver’s loss of control. Smoke billows from the front of the bus and I hear smothered whimpers come from inside. Whether they’re mechanical or human, the rain makes it impossible to surmise.
My pace quickens. I’m caught in slow motion, complete with the stretched-out, low-pitched rumble that would accompany it on a TV Movie of the Week, I. Am. Come-mg!
The street is empty except for the bus. Sunlight streams through the clouds, the only trace of the daybreak. This must be the first bus of the morning, barely ten minutes into its journey from Beirut to Damascus. I’m close enough to discern its outlines through the thickening shroud of steam. It rests on three wheels, sunken into a ditch on the side of the street. The billboard above it reads, Beirut Night LIFE!
as if urging drivers to U-turn back into the city to party.
I kneel by the front tire and years of training color my downward gaze.
No puncture, just skid marks.
I pull off my hood and straighten myself, scanning the line of windows, now almost eye-level as the bus settles further into the ditch. There must be people onboard already; the driver, of course and by this time, at least five or six passengers.
Steam has leaked into the cabin and it’s hard to see inside. Mud lines one of the windows. Strange. I reach out and realize it’s on the inside of the glass. That can’t be right. How could mud have gotten into—I freeze mid-thought.
That’s not mud. It’s blood, appearing dark only in the shroud of mist inside the bus. As I lean in for a closer look, a palm splays flat against the glass. It fumbles, as if the owner of the hand is trying to regain his footing. Suddenly, the hand pushes toward me, draining to white against the transparent surface. I instinctively press my own palm against it.
I race around the back of the bus onto the road. The only way in is from the front right, where the wheel is almost half a meter off the ground. I rest my bag under it, take a deep breath and climb on.
My eyes take a few seconds to adjust to the dim interior. Even then, it’s hard to see through the thick air. I lift my hood back on and cup my palm over my mouth. Before I can take a step, a faint moan fills the space. I see the driver lying slumped over his steering wheel with an eerie finality. He could almost be snoozing on the job. But his torso is drenched in blood. Lots of it. All over the dashboard. Too much blood for a minor accident like the one I saw. It pools in his lap, dripping down the side of his thigh. Stomach wound, it looks like.
Whatever it was almost eviscerated him. He’s—the word sends a chill through me—dead.
Plants die on me now and again. I mourn for a few days, then move on to the next sample. This was my first encounter with a dead human, and my system isn’t quite sure how to handle it.
I trudge forward through the rainwater splish splash against my ankles. The steam thickens around me and I can barely see my hand in front of me. How could the inside of the bus be this wet? I hear the moan again come from somewhere in the back, deeper inside the barrel of the bus. I slice my palm through the opaque air, but it makes no difference in the haze.
A second body materializes into view. A woman, maybe around thirty, is twisted in a grotesque fetal position on one of the seats. Blood is everywhere. The steam takes some of the edge off the sight, but my throat constricts into a stranglehold.
The liquid at my feet is too heavy to be rainwater. It’s pools of red—lots of it—all over the floor. The moan rises and I squeeze my way deeper into the bus, tripping over another body, this one with its chest wide open. I move forward and immediately reel back—my shoes have come into contact with the hand of a young man at the foot of another seat, dead. An iron taste spreads through my mouth, bitter and bile-like. That’s three bodies now, all barely silhouettes.
But the moan from the back belongs to someone alive. I make my way toward it, passing more fallen bodies: four, then five.
I get to the rear of the bus and find a hefty man with a thick mustache, dark suit and seemingly healthy demeanor until just a few minutes ago. An elegant black briefcase dangles from his lifeless fingers. The voice isn’t his. Then I turn to his right and find the source, bloody and trembling.
Where is she?
he says, scratching at the window. I slide my arm under his and pull his limp body to his feet. He weighs close to nothing. I inhale and pull his arm across my shoulders, drag him to the front of the bus, and step off. I sit him down on the ground and his head plops against the elevated front wheel. I wipe the grime off his cheek and tilt his face back, allowing the rain to wash off the excess blood.
Then, I recognize him. It’s the young man—the one with the bicycle and the silly walk.
His blazer’s gone and his elbow is visible through a rip in his white shirt, drenched in crimson.
See you later, Professor! I wonder if he does see me, but his face is empty.
Look at me,
I say, but the thunder muffles my voice. I grip his shirt, caked with blood, sweat and mud and shake him out of his stupor. My knuckles scrape against his torn flesh, but his face shows no pain. What now seems like a lifetime ago, my Volvo spared his life. But death has finally caught up with him.
If he recognizes me, it doesn’t register through his delirium. But then something flashes across his eyes.
Where is she?
he says, barely a murmur.
She’s gone,
I say, smoothing his hair away from his eyes. It’s just you and me."
The cat.
Your cat’s fine. I’ll take care of you. You’ll be fine too,
I lie.
Feed the cat.
He exhales, then silence.
2
Definitely Possible
On the morning of November 16th, Tony awoke from a bad dream.
He slammed a fist over the blaring alarm clock so violently that both it and the framed photograph beside it crashed to the floor. He sat up and swung his legs off the bed. He scratched his naked chest and looked down. Neatly framed by his feet, the alarm clock read 4:58 a.m. He jumped out of bed, grabbed the cellphone lying perilously close to the edge of the nightstand, and dialed a number from memory.
He was already late.
♦
Less than ten minutes later, Tony was dressed in black jeans, a light blazer and a crisp white shirt. In the bedroom, a pile of clothes spilled out of the open closet onto the floor. He had made a mess picking out his outfit, but had no time to tidy up.
He strode toward the kitchen, but allowed himself a moment to stop by the sleek leather couch, where his cat was curled up in sleep. He stroked its head, before pushing the old wooden door open into the kitchen.
Tony took out a saucer from the cabinet above the granite counters and opened the fridge. It was dark, so he flicked on the thermostat and the light came on. He pulled out a carton of milk and poured a generous helping for the cat. In a familiar daze, he returned the carton and kicked the refrigerator door closed.
He grabbed a pack of cigarettes from the side of an ashtray overflowing with half-smoked stubs, and carried the milk into the living room, setting it at the foot of the sofa. His mind was elsewhere. It was a big day and he was already unhinged by it all.
He slid the cigarette pack in his pocket and looked toward the window. It was still dark outside. He had a few extra minutes to kill.
Tony grabbed the remote off the table and flicked on the TV. A pack of lions mutely chased after a gazelle on the Discovery Channel. He gazed at the bulging muscles on one of the lions, allowing himself a brief moment to admire their ferocity. A faint chirping outside signaled the start of dawn, stirring Tony back into action.
A large white telescope stood at the base of the window, propped up on a complicated-looking tripod. Tony peered through the lens and reached for his black leather-bound notebook off the pile of video games next to him. He pulled out the fountain pen sandwiched between the worn pages, wetting the tip with his tongue. He pursed his lips at the telescope and, after a moment’s thought, scribbled a few notes in a scrawl that could rival a doctor’s.
He finished his sentence with a flick of the pen and clapped the book shut. He looked back at the telescope and a worried crease settled between his eyes.
♦
Tony hurtled down the stairs, through a curtain of laundry and other hanging fabrics, to his bicycle parked in front of the aged apartment building. The worn, olive green Peugeot was a beauty, but maybe just to Tony. He adjusted the tilted straw basket tied to the back and unlocked the chain before settling comfortably on the seat.
With one hand balancing expertly on the handlebar, he took to the street, pulling the pack of cigarettes from his pocket. He poked into the box and came up empty. He tossed it on the side of the road. At the foot of the Geitawi staircase, the grocery shutter was still closed, but the grocer was already there, sorting through twelve-packs of Pepsi.
Marhaba,
said Tony. Not open yet?
No,
the grocer replied, looking up with emerald green eyes. Did you want anything?
He lifted a cage and hooked it to a steel chain dangling from the canopy.
The parrot, which Tony had affectionately come to know as Faris, croaked.
Some cigarettes—
Sure, sure. Got a minute?
Tony glanced at his watch. Yeah. But just a minute.
Manyak! Manyak!
sang Faris. Tony chuckled. Fucker
was an Arabic swearword he was all too familiar with.
"Stop it wla" said the grocer.
He pulled out a ring with a dozen keys and began going through each one. Hold on. My wife says you never know when you’11 need a key. Nothing worse than doors you can’t open, she says.
Still on his bike, Tony started, Listen, I—
Here it is.
The grocer tried the key he chose on the lock, but it wouldn’t open. Damn, no wait, it’s this one.
Know what? Never mind.
Nonsense. A man needs his smokes. Here, this is the one.
The grocer tried three more keys before he found the correct one. Tony glanced at his watch impatiently.
When the store was finally open, the grocer stepped in as the parrot teased, Sharmouta! Sharmouta!
Whore!
Shut up, Faris!
yelled the grocer from inside. No more out of you!
Tony just laughed and rattled the cage. "Wahdak wla. Back at you."
The grocer reached for the shelf, opened a carton and handed Tony a pack. "Sharrif. There you go. One pound fifty." Fifteen hundred Lebanese lira, or one US dollar. So cheap.
Tony handed him two thousand. Shukran,
he yelled over his shoulder as he pedaled away. Behind him, Faris was still screeching.
Sharmouta! Sharmouta!
♦
Tony dismounted at the foot of the Geitawi staircase and heaved the bike into his arms. He climbed the steps quickly, only stopping once to secure his grip.
He plopped it on the gravel at the top of the lower hillside, got on and pedaled his bike up the slope.
Some meters ahead, a brown Volvo drove along the retaining wall, leaving him and his bike just enough space to skirt past it. Suddenly, the car skidded to the right—it couldn’t have been more than a few inches—and clipped the bicycle’s rear wheel.
Before he could adjust his balance, Tony was already off the bike. His mind couldn’t keep up with the speed of the accident. He felt two painful blows, as if someone was beating him with a spiked baseball bat. Then, he was on the gravel.
Not today, he thought, pain shooting through his arm. With heightened senses that only appear when one is suspended between life and death, he pictured the road ahead and his absurd journey that ended before it even began. The thought only lasted an instant—death had already passed him by when he got up, elbow torn and bloody, but otherwise unharmed. His previous anxiety overcame him again, and he quickly pieced together his broken bicycle into a pathetic, but still functional, alternative.
Then he recognized the person behind the wheel.
Wait, you’re limping!
the driver said. Tony couldn’t be bothered to stop. He looked over his shoulder and said, No I’m fine. It’s how I walk.
With no time to ponder the intense irony of the situation, he got on his bike and pedaled on, ignoring the pleas behind him. He wobbled forward, then, owing the man at least the courtesy of reassurance, he called back over his shoulder.
See you later, Professor!
Then, just for good measure, or maybe for fun, he yelled out the professor’s name.
Ignoring the colossal effect of the abrupt familiarity on the stuffy scholar staring straight at him, Tony threw his weight backwards to compensate for the compromised rear wheel, and sped up the road past upper Achrafieh. He pedaled with revived purpose and precision, heedful of the moist gravel. He could not afford to lose more time with another fall.
By the time he got to the top, the professor was a distant memory. More pressing thoughts pounded his skull now, throwing his eyes every which way. He was already running late and his blazer was ripped. This was not the day for it.
He got to the top of the hill in record time and paused to catch his breath before pedaling on.
He passed Beit el Kataeb, a political party’s once-bustling base of operations, now relegated to a war relic, and Roadster, the American-themed diner with an appropriate There goes my heart!
slogan. He crossed the street toward Leil Nhar, a popular pseudo-Lebanese restaurant, and smiled at a couple of mini-skirted, fully made up girls eating manakeesh outside, no doubt after a long night of heavy partying. By the time he got to the parking of ABC Mall, he had worked up quite a sweat.
He stopped again, lit a cigarette, took a puff, then tossed it and cut through the covered parking lot. He biked up the car ramp and exited to the top part of the mall, but not before pausing a third time to check the new leather manbags on display through the closed shutters of Milord boutique.
Slipping out of his blazer and wrapping it around his arm, he bounced out of ABC across the street to Sassine Square. There, he made a right and biked the entire length of the sidewalk parallel to Istiklal Street, passing several modern office buildings and one or two coffee shops.
With Baydoun Mosque to his right and Nazareth School to his left, Tony reached a fork in the road and veered to one side, following the boulevard past the mouth of Monot Street.
He almost slammed into another overzealous car. A voice from inside it yelled, Watch where you’re going asshole!
Pushing his weight into the pedals, he crossed over to the edge of the Basta Tahta district, diagonally from the Jewish Cemetery.
His breath tickled his nose as Tony eased his way under a street sign. Finally, on Damascus Road, he got off his bicycle and chained it to the post.
♦
Relieved, Tony exhaled. He’d made it. He passed two old buses parked outside the makeshift terminal booth. There was only one woman ahead of him in the line, but she was taking her sweet time to get her ticket. He tapped his foot as he waited.
A bespectacled middle-aged man peered at him through the grill of the ticket booth. I’ll be right with you,
he said, then, to the woman, Yes, Madam. It stops at Anjar. And here’s your change.
The lady collected her ticket and change, flashed Tony an apologetic smile and headed out. Good morning,
he said, as he approached the booth, setting his blazer down on the counter. Single return to Damascus.
The teller looked up inquisitively from behind his glasses. Damascus? As I was telling the lady, you should’ve bought it yesterday. There’s a form to fill out.
Tony noticed a hint of a southern accent in the man’s speech. It’s kind of a surprise trip,
he said with a drawl. Can’t you help me out? You know, relative to relative.
The teller beamed back. You know what? I’ll make an exception. Here.
He slid over the clipboard and Tony scribbled his name. The teller took it back and handed him a ticket.
Okay, here you go. You better hurry.
Tony paid, grabbed his ticket and ran out.
He got on the first bus in front of the station. It was packed with people. Damascus, right?
The driver looked up from a clipboard and wordlessly pointed his chewed pen at the other bus on the side of the street. Tony got off the bus and crossed the street before noticing the lightness of his arm. He cursed. He’d left his blazer back at the station. He stumbled back toward the station and, as he dashed through the doorway, he heard a loud engine growl. He turned back and watched his bus ease out.
No, no, shit, shit, shit, shit.
He ran after it. Wait!
he called out. Goddamn it, wait!
The bus slowed down to a stop.
The door creaked open and Tony heard the driver call Yalla!
He climbed onto the bus, made his way to the very back and took a seat next to a heavy-set man. Outside his window, the early morning sun was blocked by gray clouds.
With a puff of black smoke and the first roar of thunder, the bus toward Damascus began its journey.
3
Thesis
I pull out a plastic pot from a cupboard above the kitchen sink and set the Acacia sapling on the counter next to it. I remove the bloodstained jacket from under my arm and toss it into the washing machine. With the jacket in there solo, I slam the door shut. Detergent. Color bleach. It was getting old anyway. More detergent. Switch to warm cycle. The jacket spins to life, pink soapsuds forming around it.
As I shuffle back to the living room, I find the apartment door open. Sloppy. I toss my keys on the shelf Nancy put up for me and switch on the light. The house is tidier than it was this morning; she decided to straighten things up instead of heading to her place to change. Nice of her, but I can immediately tell that it had just gotten a quick once-over; the coffee table sits askew and the muted TV screen rattles.
We’re nine months into the relationship, but it’s been only three since she graduated and the news that a certain professor and student were hooking up
spread across the Lebanese University of Science and Technology (LUST) campus. Now, she treats my apartment as an extension of her own.
Too many thoughts compete for my attention, but most pressing is the empty sofa, remote poking out from between its cushions, inviting me for a morning nap. If I give in I’ll be done for the day—but no, I can’t rest in an apartment so superficially tidy, so sublimely messy. First things first: I switch off the TV and lay the remote perpendicular to the edge of the table, which I then align with the sofa. I head to the bedroom and tug on the lamp chain—it flickers to life, throwing yellow light on my desk—and toss my messenger bag on the chair. Then I make my way back to the kitchen. Unable to leave it alone, I collect the pot, cradle the Acacia under my arm, and walk back to my bedroom. I push aside my last batch of samples, now dried and pressed for posterity. The Acacia sapling now occupies the vacated spot in the center of my desk. I start peeling off my water-soaked clothes, making sure to remove the tape recorder from my shirt pocket and slide it into my desk drawer.
I hurry to the bathroom as I trip out of my pants and check the clump of linen in my arms. No blood, only water. Piece by piece, I toss them into the hamper.
Moments later, in the privacy of the shower, I speak the young man’s words. Not his final delirious ramblings, but the words he spoke to me minutes, hours, eons, earlier.
See you later, Professor.
Exactly three and a half minutes later, I turn the faucet off, step out and dry myself with a towel. In the bedroom, I slip into a fresh pair of boxer shorts from the adjacent dresser and then pick up the pot and head to the kitchen, where I turn my attention to the Acacia. I size it up and reach below the sink for a garbage bag and a half-empty bag of soil, which I pour into the pot and then carefully plant the Acacia. The washing machine growls behind me, tossing the lonesome jacket every which way.
Keeping my mind on the Acacia, I stroke the sapling’s branches, spray them with some water and wipe their thorns with a terry cloth. They remain browned and withered. I scoop the ones that fall off the counter into the garbage bag, which I discard in the waste bin. Planted Acacia in tow, I make my way back into the bedroom. I reach under my desk, pull up my plastic toolbox and lay it in the center. As I pop the latch open, the box folds out its stepped compartments. From the middle I pull out a pair of pruning shears and snip off an unhealthy branch, which drops to the desk with a tap. Snip, another branch, then another, and another. There. That should do it. I scrape them off the desk onto my palm and toss them in the wastebasket below. Setting down my shears, I pull out a roll of gauze and some masking tape and wrap the Acacia’s exposed branch stub. I pull a popsicle stick out of a bundle bound with a green rubber band and stick it deep into the pot.
I bind the gauze to the bark of the Acacia with scotch tape. Hush now,
I say to the plant. I take a step back, admiring its cleanly bandaged branch.
We’ll have you as good as new.
♦
Adjusting the potted Acacia under my arm, I lock my Volvo and cut across the empty LUST parking lot. Classes started five minutes ago. Five more, and my students start walking out. I trot under the bridged hallway connecting the School of Applied Sciences to the School of Botany and, as I swing the lobby door open, I catch a glimpse