14 Dogs and Me: One Woman's Story of Never Saying No
By Mary Roberts
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Are you crazy about dogs?
14 Dogs & Me—One Woman's Story of Never Saying No is a memoir of the sixty years Mary Roberts spent with the rescue dogs that drove her crazy, wrecked her house and her car, sabotaged all romantic relationships, depleted her savings, and brought joy and meaning to her life.
This is a loving tribute and an unvarnished deep dive into the chaos and turmoil that can come with never saying no to adding another dog to the pack. It's also an unsparingly personal recollection of the author's relationship with the dogs who allowed her a reprieve from a difficult childhood, a stutter, and both their consequences.
Dogs awaken the tender heart in us, keeping it open and vulnerable to the pain and heartbreak of having them in our lives. What are we to do? This book is a funny, heartbreaking, silly, and marginally instructive love letter to all the dogs we have loved and have loved us back. And all the dogs to come.
Find out how the author survived the lunacy and grief that came with loving the fourteen dogs who in the end, made her a better human.
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14 Dogs and Me - Mary Roberts
Introduction
Frida sits on one of the small boulders dotting the landscape, a bloodied snake at her feet. She’s taking a break after redecorating the backyard with my yoga pants, flip-flops, rolls of toilet paper, the contents of my bathroom waste basket, and heads of daffodils.
I had been gone fifteen minutes.
After spending six thousand dollars on my yard last spring, I imagined pleasant outdoor gatherings with friends, enjoying the flagstone patio, the apple-blossom tree, shrubs with vibrant pink flowers, and tall native grasses.
Getting mad is useless. This is her home now and I’m pleased she feels comfortable enough to use my clothes as décor. But I know better. I’ve surrendered the backyard to this little dog just like I surrendered my house and my life to the thirteen dogs that preceded her.
Come, Frida,
I call to her. She moseys over only when I say the word treat
and shake the treat jar.
I adopted Frida four months ago from a Wyoming rescue. She’s a Jack Russell Terrier and Chihuahua mix—white with fawn-colored highlights and a heart-shaped spot on her left side. At eighteen pounds, her flanks are muscular, her waist narrow. Her ears are outsized periscopes, scanning her world for food, love, and unseen enemies. Her eyes, almond-shaped and dark, are rimmed with ancient kohl. I stare at her until she turns away, but I can’t help it.
She’s a canine Cleopatra. Beautiful, mysterious, and a skilled murderer. Frida preys on small animals and reptiles. I tell myself she’ll calm down and give up her killing sprees once she realizes food and shelter are no longer her responsibility. After all, she was a pregnant stray and had to kill for food. None of us are free from our past and its consequences.
That was two years ago. The backyard slaughter continues unabated. Frida pounces on yellow neon garter snakes and baby bunnies, shaking them until blood spurts in all directions. She runs the fence, chasing the squirrels taunting her until one day she kills one of them—snapping its neck like a poorly-made stuffed toy.
Once we were walking along the Poudre River Trail and she leapt into the long grass bordering the trail, emerging with a screaming mouse in her jaws. I could hear its panicked squeaks.
Eek! Eek!
Goddamn it, let go, Frida!
I shrieked, trying to pry the poor thing out of her mouth. I stepped on her feet. She yelped, the mouse tumbling to the ground. It was dead, its eyes and mouth still open. I’d been talking to my son Dan, a 4 th year medical resident, and had dropped my cell phone in horror. He was still on the line.
Mom, she’s a terrier. That’s her job,
he said to me after I retrieved my phone.
Her job? Her job is to love me and listen to me occasionally. Dan asked if the mouse was still breathing and maybe I should attempt resuscitation.
I’ll walk you through it,
he says, now that I’m a doctor.
I’m happy to give my son a good laugh but I hang up. At least my dogs don’t make fun of me.
Frida is my fourth terrier mix. Two others were killers like her but not as efficient and satisfied with their work. I should’ve chosen a goofy Golden Retriever or a lazy yellow lab.
I never choose the dog, though. We find each other—in a chilly warehouse filled with dogs in crates needing adoption. Or standing on my porch, hoping there’s room at the inn. And sometimes an aging and handsome yellow face stares out from my computer screen on Petfinder.com, his tongue inching up his nose.
That’s how we found Dylan.
Dylan made me happy. He was lovely and kind and silly; I’d drop to the floor and hug his eighty pounds hard. Dylan was my ninth dog, but it was only when I was lying on the family room rug, listening to this big boy’s heartbeat that I realized dogs had kept my heart from solidifying into the unforgiving mass it had every intention of becoming. Dogs were my statin, my anticoagulant, my pacemaker, allowing me to feel and give love.
Some say I have a chip on my shoulder; that I’m defensive, suspicious of a ‘kind’ word. It was my childhood, I say, distant, not safe from ridicule, bereft of affection, riddled with a stutter. But none of us kids escaped the residue of the ordinary damage incurred in a dysfunctional Irish Catholic household, trying to hold it together through the 1950’s and ‘60’s.
My ordinary damage was a fearful heart, refusing to read love stories or watch Christmas movies. Unless there was a dog involved.
The Buddhist teacher Dzigar Kongtrul Rinpoche wrote in his book, Training in Tenderness, It’s not hard to identify the tender heart in your own experience. For example, if you have a pet, you often feel strong affection in their presence … seeing how your dog responds to your affection, how it wags its tail when you enter the room, gives you pure delight.
My dogs do delight me—despite their foibles and idiosyncrasies and ill manners. Despite the destroyed furniture and rugs, cars smelling like kennels, ruined vacuums, repairs to my fence, the nights at the doggie ER. Despite the thousands of dollars spent on toys, car seats, leashes, coats, supplements, training, physical therapy, doggie daycare. Despite the last ten years of New Year’s Eves and 4 th’s of July spent at home, attempting to explain why humans need fireworks despite their effect on animals. Instead, they get thunder coats, hugs, and bison kneecaps.
Carolyn Knapp, who authored Pack of Two, says dogs offer a kind of corrective emotional experience,
helping to re-write the childhood script, though she worries she is becoming the reclusive, dog-obsessed misfit, too fearful and damaged to live a ‘real’ life.
Like Knapp, I feared my dysfunctional childhood may have doomed me to the inevitability of being labeled ‘The Crazy Dog Lady.’
But I need dogs. When I reach down to pick up a napping Chihuahua (carefully) or lie down to cuddle an old stinky lab on a ginormous dog bed—I feel better. When they open their eyes and sigh, then go back to sleep—I feel loved.
I’m not alone. There’s a tribe of us who find the company of our dogs more easing than a human hug, more trustworthy and restorative than any medication. We decorate our homes with expensive dog beds, framed selfies with our dogs, and sculptures of dogs doing yoga. We celebrate holidays with gifts, special treats, and funny hats for our Buddys and Bellas, our Luckys and Lulus.
When we lose a dog to death or feel the need for just one more, we walk the shelters or search online until we find a goofy black Lab or a terrified Rat Terrier waiting for us. Frida was neither goofy or terrified, but I knew she was destined to sleep in my bed and share my walks on the Poudre Trail minutes after we met. Kismet? Dumb luck? Karma? Like most choices in my life, I’m unable to explain it.
This is the story of me and the fourteen dogs that shared my life. They brought me joy and acceptance. I hope I did the same for them.
AngelThe smell wound its way up the stairs, slowly waking me. I thought it was me, unable to rouse myself enough to make it to the bathroom. It was Angel, our new puppy, downstairs crying and pooping uncontrollably. We used newspapers for the worst of it and wiped down the mudroom floor with bleach and old towels.
Angel had only been with us a few days when the vomiting and diarrhea started. Sometimes I remember her as a yellow lab mix, other times I remember a fluffy dog, like a Pomeranian or a Shih Tzu. Though I never considered us a fluffy dog kind of family.
I ran home from sixth grade all week to see if she was better until one day she was gone. Dad said she needed to see the doctor at the hospital. I waited a few days for her to come home. She didn’t.
Angel was from the MSPCA ¹-Angell Memorial Animal Hospital in Boston, the oldest animal shelter in the country. It opened an intensive care clinic in the 1950’s.
I imagined a handsome young veterinarian or maybe a grizzled older guy yelling out orders to vet techs valiantly trying to save Angel. Truth is, she probably died on the way there. She was barely moving when Dad lifted her carefully in a couple of towels and placed her in the passenger seat of our station wagon. He may have been the one to tell me they had a new surgical unit with vets hovering around the operating table. Or maybe he thought I’d forget about her.
Angel was our first dog. Her death convinced me our family had failed a test of our ability to care for young animals. How hard could it be? I know better, now, of course. She probably had giardia or parvo, maybe even distemper.
I didn’t know how to feel. Another week with Angel and I would’ve handed over the keys to my emotional health to her. She would have the power to make me happy or destroy any sliver of self-esteem I might’ve had by choosing another kid for her best bud. That job would be handed over to other dogs.
Any memory of being comforted doesn’t exist, but it could’ve happened. I’m sure Mom reached over and hugged me with one arm while she held a cigarette away from me with her other arm. I hope I leaned into her and accepted the embrace, but I can’t be certain.
Other families had dogs that didn’t die the first week they had it. Why didn’t we take Angel to the doctor sooner? Other families had funerals for their animals and were sad for a while. How come we didn’t do something like that? Maybe we fed her the wrong food or let her get into poison. Maybe we were just a terrible family. I was an unhappy child; I figured everyone else was unhappy, too. Maybe unhappiness was contagious, and it made Angel sick.
It wasn’t time to ask for another dog and I didn’t even know if I wanted one. But if I did, my expectations of how it would be were tempered. Like any lonely, depressed kid, I wanted someone to love who would love me back. It was simple as that. Dogs seemed suited to the task.
I watched my brothers, Billy and David, become close friends. Late at night they’d see who could fart the loudest without shitting the bed and I laughed into my pillow in my bedroom right next to theirs. I wanted that camaraderie with my older sister Kathleen, but that ship had long ago set sail and had gotten all the way to Perth, Australia—the farthest place on earth from Boston. The two youngest, Nancy and Nicky, were locked in an ancient battle for the last few scraps of attention from my parents. Depending how one counts, I shared second place with my twin Billy, or I was third, Billy having been taken from the womb a minute before me during the C-section. In patriarchal 1950’s, I would never be equal to the first-born male. I would have to navigate this family solo.
I don’t know why our family struggled with intimacy and trust, but like all Irish Catholic memoirists, I harbor half-assed theories and snippets of hurts and resentments.
When I began writing about my childhood, I sent away for any notes I could get from my year in therapy with a ‘Dr. Camus,’ a psychiatrist at Boston Children’s Hospital. I put Camus in quotes because I’m not certain that was his name. I may have been reading Camus’ The Stranger at the time. As if my stuttering didn’t alienate me enough from the world, the book led me further down that hole. There were no notes from a ‘Dr. Camus’ or any psychiatrist, but there was a two-page report, filled with the scrawling of a social worker who had interviewed my mother and me and concluded a home visit would be appropriate. It never happened. I assume it was because Mom was a social worker, too, and had assured her interviewer that, despite what either of us had said—WE WERE FINE! But a specific quote from the long-ago report confirmed I wasn’t harboring hallucinogenic memories of a questionable childhood.
In general, Mrs. Roberts seems to have accepted (chaos) … as normal for a family of eight, though she did say she
wished some morning someone would come into the kitchen and say hello, drop dead, or something."
Mom wasn’t going to allow anyone to come in and make judgments about her parenting skills.
I get it. Mom knew having an outsider come in to analyze our family, asking questions about our relationships and how we felt about each other, wasn’t going to end well. In retrospect, it might have helped some of us, but I understand Mom’s reluctance to ‘air our dirty laundry.’ You just didn’t do that back then.
Maybe she hoped dogs would serve as an outlet for our affection, our need for acceptance and attention or love or whatever. There is one thing we all agreed on—dogs were going to be our salvation.
1 Massachusetts Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
CaseyCasey arrived a few months after Angel’s demise. He was another MSPCA-Angell Memorial rescue, a brown teddy bear with floppy ears and white patches. He was The Perfect Mutt, a blend of so many breeds, to guess his lineage would be futile.
He rollicked through the house, bouncing from kid to kid, room to room. The boys laid claim to him early. I didn’t fight them—it was useless. Casey didn’t stop running until collapsing on someone’s bed dirty, wet, and exhausted. Obedience lessons would have been useful, but we just rode with him, chased him down the street, tackling him when he started to slow.
Occasionally, I got Casey to sleep in my bed, after begging my parents to tell my brothers Casey wasn’t just their dog. Casey would snore fitfully beside me, his paws tremoring, dreaming of flights across meadows, chasing flickers and bugs, jumping in a river or shallow puddle. I’d watch him until we both grew silent, my arm around his body, his head on my pillow.
Casey ignored our family’s fights and tears and shoving, wagging his tail maybe hoping to intervene when the shouting got too loud. Did he think living with us was better than the shelter he came from or the streets where they found him? We didn’t have him long, so maybe it didn’t matter.
Nothing could be done the night it happened. My twin brother Billy had ridden off on his bike to deliver the evening paper on a rainy New England dusk. At the last minute, he considered leaving Casey home, but that silly dog shot out the door when Billy picked up his canvas bag of newspapers, and it was decided. I grant Billy absolution and believe he just made a bad decision as a kid. I remembered some of what happened, but I never got the whole story. Until I recently called my brother and asked him, more than fifty years later.
He was crossing Great Plain Avenue and thought Casey was next to him. Great Plain was our main thoroughfare, but in a town of thirty thousand residents, we didn’t consider it ‘busy.’ He looked back and saw Casey across the street. He called him. Casey ran in front of a car. It didn’t stop. Billy heard the double thunk of its tires as it rolled over the dog. He remembers Casey trying to get up and drag himself