The Camper Killings
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When a homeless man is found murdered a few blocks from Morgan Beylerian's house in south Seattle, everyone seems to consider the body just so much additional trash to be cleared from the neighborhood. But Morgan liked the guy. They used to chat when Morgan brought Nick groceries once a week.
Johnny Townsend
A climate crisis immigrant who relocated from New Orleans to Seattle in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, Johnny Townsend wrote the first account of the UpStairs Lounge fire, an attack on a French Quarter gay bar which killed 32 people in 1973. He was an associate producer for the documentary Upstairs Inferno, for the sci-fi film Time Helmet, and for the deaf gay short Flirting, with Possibilities. His books include Please Evacuate, Racism by Proxy, and Wake Up and Smell the Missionaries. His novel, Orgy at the STD Clinic, set entirely on public transit, details political extremism, climate upheaval, and anti-maskers in the midst of a pandemic.
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The Camper Killings - Johnny Townsend
The Camper Killings
When a homeless man is found murdered a few blocks from Morgan Beylerian’s house in south Seattle, everyone seems to consider the body just so much additional trash to be cleared from the neighborhood. But Morgan liked the guy. They used to chat when Morgan brought Nick groceries once a week.
And the brutal way the man was killed reminds Morgan of their shared Mormon heritage, back when the faithful agreed to have their throats slit if they ever revealed temple secrets.
Did Nick’s former wife take action when her ex-husband refused to grant a temple divorce? Did his murder have something to do with the public accusations that brought an end to his promising career?
Morgan does his best to investigate when no one else seems to care, but it isn’t easy as a man living paycheck to paycheck himself, only able to pursue his investigation via public transit.
As he continues his search for the killer, Morgan’s friends withdraw and his husband threatens to leave. When another homeless man is killed and Morgan is accused of the crime, things look even bleaker.
But his troubles aren’t over yet.
Will Morgan find the killer before the killer finds him?
Praise for Johnny Townsend
In Zombies for Jesus, Townsend isn’t writing satire, but deeply emotional and revealing portraits of people who are, with a few exceptions, quite lovable.
Kel Munger, Sacramento News and Review
In Sex among the Saints, Townsend writes with a deadpan wit and a supple, realistic prose that’s full of psychological empathy….he takes his protagonists’ moral struggles seriously and invests them with real emotional resonance.
Kirkus Reviews
Let the Faggots Burn: The UpStairs Lounge Fire is a gripping account of all the horrors that transpired that night, as well as a respectful remembrance of the victims.
Terry Firma, Patheos
"Johnny Townsend’s ‘Partying with St. Roch’ [in the anthology Latter-Gay Saints] tells a beautiful, haunting tale."
Kent Brintnall, Out in Print: Queer Book Reviews
Selling the City of Enoch is sharply intelligent…pleasingly complex…The stories are full of…doubters, but there’s no vindictiveness in these pages; the characters continuously poke holes in Mormonism’s more extravagant absurdities, but they take very little pleasure in doing so….Many of Townsend’s stories…have a provocative edge to them, but this [book] displays a great deal of insight as well…a playful, biting and surprisingly warm collection.
Kirkus Reviews
Gayrabian Nights is an allegorical tour de force…a hard-core emotional punch.
Gay. Guy. Reading and Friends
The Washing of Brains has A lovely writing style, and each story [is] full of unique, engaging characters….immensely entertaining.
Rainbow Awards
In Dead Mankind Walking, Townsend writes in an energetic prose that balances crankiness and humor….A rambunctious volume of short, well-crafted essays…
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Camper Killings
Johnny Townsend
Copyright © 2023 Johnny Townsend
Print ISBN: 979-8-9877113-5-4
Ebook ISBN: 979-8-9877113-6-1
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, recording, or otherwise, without the prior written permission of the author.
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, events, and dialogue are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
Printed on acid-free paper.
2023
First Edition
Book cover design by BetiBup33 Studio Design
Special thanks to Donna Banta and Robert Ramsay
for their editorial assistance
For more of Donna’s work,
please read False Prophet and Seer Stone.
For more of Robert’s work,
please read Wreck of the Royal Express.
Contents
Chapter One: Blood in the Gutter
Chapter Two: Blood Down the Aisle
Chapter Three: Blood from a Stone
Chapter Four: Man in the Torn, Red Slip
Chapter Five: Man in the Crotchless,
Chapter Six: Man in the Stained,
Chapter Seven: Man in the Tattered,
Chapter Eight: A Cackle of Karens
Chapter Nine: A Chaos of Clues
Chapter Ten: A Cacophony of Creeps
Chapter Eleven: A Conundrum of Concerns
Chapter Twelve: Treasures We Throw Away
Chapter Thirteen: Trash We Leave Behind
Chapter Fourteen: Trash We Carry with Us
Chapter Fifteen: Treasures We Cling To
Chapter Sixteen: Moderation in Excess
Chapter Seventeen: Loading the Chamber
Chapter Eighteen: Lining up the Sights
Chapter Nineteen: Cocking the Hammer
Chapter Twenty: Pulling the Trigger
Chapter Twenty-One: Gluttony in Moderation
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Chapter One: Blood in the Gutter
Blood was dripping from Nick’s camper door. I’d promised to bring the man some groceries on my way home from work, but he couldn’t be so starved yet he’d passed out and hit his head. No mouse or even rat trap would create that kind of blood spill. And Nick would hardly have caught one of the neighborhood coyotes and slaughtered it for food, no matter how desperate life could be for someone unhoused.
He'd eaten roadkill raccoon once but swore he’d never do it again.
The blood was only a trickle, and I tried to convince myself Nick had taken up painting with acrylics to while away the hours. Perhaps he’d finally braved his first sip of red wine and gotten so drunk he dropped the bottle. Maybe this was evidence of a bladder infection. A kidney stone. I knocked on the door.
Nick?
I called out. You okay? Nick?
No sound other than the swoosh of a bicycle zooming downhill on the other side of the street. No movement inside the camper.
I repeated the mantra I made myself say out loud at least twice a day. If you are brave, you are likely to make mistakes. Be brave anyway.
I set my two bags of groceries on the sidewalk and pushed down on the handle. The latch clicked. Nick?
I pulled the door open and peered cautiously inside. Nick was sitting on the camper’s tiny loveseat, leaning against a narrow closet. An open plastic wrapper on a tiny pull-down table revealed the last two slices of wheat and walnut bread from a loaf I’d bought him the week before. Underneath the table was a black garbage bag filled with trash that I was scheduled to take away today after dropping off Nick’s groceries.
I staggered and caught myself on the doorframe, remembering the death oaths I’d made in the Idaho Falls temple years before. We’d all promised upon pain of death never to divulge the secret handshakes needed to get us into heaven. Those of us taking out our endowments agreed to be disemboweled if we revealed the secret. We agreed to have our throats slit.
Nick Degraff had been Mormon.
His throat was slit.
I closed my eyes and swallowed the bile in my mouth. Then I pulled out my cell and dialed 9-1-1.
***
Detective Stalder surveyed me again with a quick flicker of his eyes. He’d done it several times already as we talked outside the camper. Morgan sounds like a girl’s name,
he said. It was the third homophobic thing he’d said since he and his partner had arrived.
I thought about Inspector Vivaldi and shrugged. Stalder sounds like a prick’s name.
When the detective scowled, I added casually, So it’s plenty butch, I suppose.
Detective Stalder looked unsure if he’d been insulted or not. But if he was too dense to understand, that was on him. He turned to his partner, Detective Klimczyk. Seems Mr. Degraff brought the wrong guy home for sex.
Detective Klimczyk looked on impassively.
Nick wasn’t gay,
I said. The detective was making assumptions about Nick based on my own appearance and manner, as if gay and straight men could never be friends. And did he not think women capable of murder? Didn’t he watch Law and Order?
Detective Stalder looked me up and down yet again. Uh huh.
You seem to have exceptionally strong gaydar for a straight man,
I said in as neutral a tone as I could muster. It was difficult not to hear disdain in his voice, even if intellectually I realized I might be imagining it. Years ago, one of my fuck buddies had been stabbed to death by a gay basher, and the responding officers had basically determined Kevin got what he deserved. Before I came out, I remembered my bishop announcing the excommunication of a young man in the Elders Quorum. He’s dying of AIDS,
Bishop Hauer had added. Let’s all pray he repents while he has time. But if he chooses spiritual death the way he chose physical death, so be it.
Listen, you—
You already told us Mr. Degraff was getting a messy divorce,
Detective Klimczyk interrupted. How do you know he wasn’t gay? People have secrets.
He raised an eyebrow. "No offense, Mr. Beylerian, but just because he wasn’t interested in you doesn’t mean he wasn’t gay."
Both detectives were about forty, white, and in good enough shape that I’d have happily knelt for them under other circumstances, but obnoxiousness was a real turn off for pretty much any body type.
To be fair, it was mostly Stalder who was obnoxious, though it was difficult to see the other detective as his own person since they worked as a team. Klimczyk did have sexy ears, though, so I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt.
The kind of ears you wanted to slowly caress with your tongue and…
"You could probably turn a gay man straight." Detective Stalder smirked, pointing a stubby finger at my belly.
Are these the investigative techniques they’re teaching these days?
I shot back. I might be fat, but I’m good. Nick had me give him blow jobs all the time. He had no reason to lie about his orientation.
I’ll pass,
Stalder said.
I wasn’t offering.
Mr. Beylerian,
Klimczyk interjected softly, we’ll investigate every possibility, including whether or not this was a sex crime.
The truth was I had no idea if Nick’s murder was sex-related or not. I couldn’t think of any reason at all someone would want to kill him. I liked the guy. We played backgammon together. We chatted while playing gin rummy. If I hadn’t liked him, there were plenty of other homeless folks I could have helped instead. There was certainly no shortage.
Nick still resisted granting a temple divorce to Amanda despite having already agreed to a civil one, but it was hard to imagine she’d have killed him over it. Or hired someone else to do it. Nick and I joked that instead of being a Stepford Wife, Amanda was a Schroedinger’s Wife, married and not married to him at the same time. But then Nick’s smile would fade and he'd say, As long as our marriage survives on any plane, there’s still hope it’s not dead.
Did you ever see him with anyone else?
Klimczyk asked.
I shrugged. I probably only spent two or three hours a week with him,
I said. That leaves…what?…a hundred and sixty-something hours I can’t claim to have witnessed.
But it wasn’t as if anyone was fighting him over his parking spot alongside Takahashi Gardens. There was nothing besides trees and bushes along this stretch of Renton Avenue. And it was far enough uphill that no one casually walked by who wasn’t headed this way with a firm destination in mind.
It wasn’t Rainier and Henderson, where I’d once dodged bullets from a drive-by shooting, or where I’d witnessed two teenage girls mug an old man about my age.
Another day at that same intersection, I’d seen a patrol car in the bank’s parking lot, two officers watching as a young black woman in flashy hooker clothes waited on the corner. Two black men in a faded gray pickup truck pulled into the lot and honked. The young woman had walked over and climbed in between them. The patrol car didn’t move as the truck drove off.
Part of me had been glad the officers didn’t harass the woman. But another part of me had worried, wondering if she would make it home safely.
Think he was paying runaways?
Stalder asked. Street hustlers?
Insecure straight men leading a murder investigation,
I said. This wasn’t Capitol Hill, after all, or Pioneer Square. You guys think about dick even more than gay men do.
Stalder took a half step forward. Klimczyk put a hand on his arm.
Me thinketh the detective doth obsess too much,
I said.
I didn’t even know why I was antagonizing them. It was only going to make life harder for all of us. And it wasn’t going to help Nick any.
He needed help, even if he was dead.
Nick’s ex had been turning their kids against him. It was almost all we talked about, strategies for winning back their love despite the lies Amanda was telling them.
I was the only other person besides Amanda he’d ever had sex with. And he had been the one to proposition me. He needed some way to deal with both his stress and anger, and he said that if he limited his release
to a single person he wasn’t attracted to, he could convince himself he was only transgressing and not sinning.
A Mormon distinction.
In addition to grocery shopping, sex was one of the few other volunteer activities I participated in. A firefighter here. A police officer there. A straight neighbor whose wife with dementia had been moved into an assisted living facility. And a couple of homeless men.
Lots of folks had limited options but everyone deserved at least the opportunity for sex. It was a principle I believed in as strongly as mail-in voting. As a result, apparently, I gave off whatever you need, dude
vibes. God only knew how. I embarrassed myself every time I looked in a mirror. So it was almost always other guys doing the asking. Most of the men didn’t even seem gay. I assumed it was impolite to ask, the way prisoners never asked each other why they were doing time. Now that I was in the bariatric program and losing weight in preparation for surgery, guys had stopped asking only for blow jobs. Some now wanted to fuck me, too.
It was hardly a sacrifice on my part. I had plenty of my own frustration and anger to deal with. I could often hear Tony beating off in the bathroom right before bed, loud on purpose