Gilt Trip: A Samantha Kidd Mystery: A Killer Fashion Mystery, #14
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All that glitters isn't gold in Samantha Kidd's fourteenth mystery…
When Samantha Kidd's jewel of a husband, shoe designer Nick Taylor, is named a finalist for Designer of the Year at an industry function, Samantha sponsors a banquet table and invites close friends and family to the celebration. But by the time the night arrives, most of them aren't on speaking terms. Even romance with Nick suffers thanks to his dad's move into the couple's spare bedroom.
Before the cash bar closes, the toastmaster's body is found with a gilded knife in her chest. What should have been a golden evening becomes a 24-karat disaster, and brutal weather conditions keep the cops at bay. Locked in a ballroom with two hundred suspects and seven angry tablemates, Samantha's got just four hours to take a stab at solving the murder…before the murderer stabs again.
Gilt Trip is the fourteenth humorous and cozy Killer Fashion mystery. If you like witty protagonists, clever dialogue, and fashion-forward drama, then you'll love Diane Vallere's chic, humorous series.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
National bestselling author Diane Vallere writes smart, funny, and fashionable character-based mysteries. After two decades working for a top luxury retailer, she traded fashion accessories for accessories to murder. She is also the editor of PROMOPHOBIA, a non-fiction resource for writers. A past president of Sisters in Crime, Diane started her own detective agency at age ten and has maintained a passion for shoes, clues, and clothes ever since.
Diane Vallere
Diane Vallere is a fashion-industry veteran with a taste for murder. She writes several series, including the Style & Error Mysteries, the Madison Night Mysteries, the Costume Shop Cozy Mysteries, the Material Witness Mysteries, and the Outer Space Mysteries. She started her own detective agency at the age of ten, and she has maintained a passion for shoes, clues, and clothes ever since.
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Gilt Trip - Diane Vallere
1
A LOT OF GOOD HERE
This isn’t working,
I said.
Come on,
Nick replied. You can’t give up so soon. There’s a lot of good here.
Yes, and there’s a lot of bad too. I never thought we’d be here. I never expected to be in this position.
The door to the supply closet opened, and the toastmaster for the award ceremony, Delia Stone, caught Nick and me in flagrante delicto. I didn’t know much about Delia other than what had been printed on the press release: shoe designer, board member, and first female toastmaster in the history of the awards ceremony. I’d expected a joyful woman with a radiant personality, not the scowling one in front of us.
Unlike Nick and me, Delia was fully clothed. She wore a black tuxedo and a white tux shirt, both of which were either expertly tailored to her female frame or from Ralph Lauren’s latest androgynous collection. Instead of a bow tie, at her collar, she wore a yellow-gold necklace with a pear-cut aquamarine cabochon accented with diamonds. The light from the hallway bounced against the facets of the precious stones and reflected back at us. Delia appeared surprised at the sight of us, at least for a moment, and then disgusted by our behavior. In situations like these, I tend to catch the brunt of the judgment, but it was Nick’s night, and she focused her attention on him.
This behavior is unbecoming of an award nominee,
she said. The doors open in five minutes. Nominees are expected to be available for mingling and photo ops.
She took another moment to scan us from head to toe and back—which involved some side-to-side scanning as well, as my foot was lodged on the shelf that held boxes of parchment paper—then slammed the door in our faces. The closet had seemed roomy enough for, well, you know, before she found us, but now it seemed painfully cramped.
She knows I’m your wife, right?
I asked. I don’t want people thinking I’m some random shoe designer groupie.
I don’t think that’s what bothered her.
Nick buttoned his tuxedo shirt and shook out his jacket.
It wasn’t every day I snuck off to a supply closet to share some quality time with my husband, but in recent months, our lives had gotten… let’s call it complicated.
Nick and I were what you’d call a power couple. He was a shoe-designer-turned-sneaker-designer-turned-award-finalist for the annual FootPrints Shoe Design Awards. I was an occasional style reporter for the Ribbon Eagle and co-owner of a local boutique. Our busy lives kept us from being busy in the Urban Dictionary sense of the word, so we seized the opportunity when we could.
With a little maneuvering, I removed my foot from the shelf and lowered it to the ground then smoothed the creases out of my gold satin dress. We seriously need to get a room.
Nick pulled a key card out of his pocket. I did. I wanted it to be a surprise after the awards.
He flashed the hotel logo—a gold crown—at me.
You mean we can go to sleep and not have to think about your dad in the room down the hall?
Sleep? It’s official. The romance is gone,
Nick lamented.
I put my arms around him and rested my head against his chest. I wouldn’t fool around in a closet with just anybody,
I said. Especially now that you’re up for Collaborator of the Year.
Nick allowed himself a small grin. His company had been a success before he was born, having been established by his dad. A kerfuffle with some former investors who’d learned business strategies from the Corleone family had sent Nick into a different design direction, and for the past couple of years, he’d been working toward the launch of Saint Nick, his designer sneaker collection. A recent collaboration with Blak Friiday, professional-football-player-turned-hip-hop-sensation-turned-codesigner had been what the doctor ordered (if doctors cared about sneaker design), and together, they knocked their collaboration out of the park. (And now that we had a former pro athlete in our lives, I got an extra kick out of mixing sports metaphors.)
Nick kept the key card in his hand while he pulled on his tuxedo jacket and then dropped the plastic card into his pocket. We’ll see how the night goes before we make any final decisions about where we’re staying tonight. It’s hard to predict these things. Is my bow tie straight?
It was slightly askew, so I reached up and adjusted it. There’s no sense playing hard to get now. If you already have the key card, then you’ve already checked in.
I ran my finger under my lower lip. How’s my lipstick?
Your lipstick is fine, but your hair’s a little wonky on the left.
Nick adjusted the cuffs of his tux shirt while I looked around the supply closet for a reflective surface. The closest thing was a stainless-steel mixing bowl, which was as effective as a funhouse mirror. We should have thought this out better. The Ribbon Shoe Design Awards ceremony was being held at the Regal Crowne Hotel (the gold standard in hospitality
). (I couldn’t speak for their hospitality standards, but their supply closet was in tip-top shape.) I’d been looking forward to the awards banquet ever since the nominations were announced. Nick downplayed the importance of the event, but of the two of us, his professional passion was more clearly defined. He’d been a shoe designer for as long as I’d known him. I’d been the buyer of ladies’ shoes for Bentley’s New York at the time of our meet-cute but since then had held numerous positions in the fashion industry with varying levels of success. If not for an anonymous benefactor who appreciated my involvement in the same mystery that nearly destroyed Nick’s business, I might still be wondering how to pay the mortgage. As it was, my bank account was safely full of Benjamins, and I lost hardly any sleep wondering who was behind my newfound financial security.
I’d recently cropped my nearly black hair into a Louise Brooks bob after discovering Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries, and I’d had my curls professionally blown straight for the night. I smoothed random flyaways (and that wonky left side) with my hands. How’s that?
Nick tucked one side behind my ear. It’s the bees’ knees.
The supply closet, which Nick and I exited, was located on the other side of the kitchen where the evening’s dinner was cooked. As guests, we had no business in the kitchen (nor in the supply closet), but the crew had been busy preparing our meal when we walked past them, and no one had told us to leave. The same thing happened on our return trip.
We entered the banquet hall and headed to the cash bar, where a crowd had congregated. I spotted a woman with shocking red hair on the other side of the room and waved.
Cat’s here,
I said. I took Nick’s hand and started in her direction, but he didn’t move with me. I turned around. Don’t you want to say hello?
You go ahead. I’m going to make sure my dad is staying out of trouble.
I gave him a quick kiss and headed toward the crowd.
It had been a long time since I attended a fashion-industry event, and being the wife of an award nominee gave the evening an extra luster. The day after Nick had learned about the nomination, I bought out a table and invited my closest friends. I should have talked to Nick first, because we had different ideas about who should sit at our table, which led to some ruffled feathers and damage control. But still, the night had arrived, and if we were lucky, Nick and Blak would be celebrating their win among friends.
As I made my way through the crowd, I stepped around two people arguing over their table decorations. I was a woman on a mission, so I kept my head down. I couldn’t hear their hushed words, but their tense body language was the opposite of what Nick and I had displayed in the supply closet and stood out in contrast. It wasn’t until I lifted a glass of champagne from a table and turned around that I identified half of the arguing couple. It was Delia, the female toastmaster who’d caught me and Nick. Moments later, Cat joined me.
Cat Lestes was a friend I’d met through less-than-favorable circumstances. Since then, she’d moved to Philadelphia and had a baby. Aside from some trouble that happened when she was nine months pregnant, she made motherhood look easy.
Cat’s interest in fashion made mine look amateurish. Tonight, she wore a form-fitting black one-shouldered gown with mesh panels. Cat had shed her maternity weight shortly after giving birth and traded it for toned arms, which her gown showed off expertly. Her vivid red hair was cropped in an Edie Sedgewick pixie, and a delicate gold Y necklace, spotted with diamonds so understated that they needed the overhead light to reveal their presence, was the only piece of jewelry she’d added.
I wasn’t sure you’d make it,
I said.
The wind was picking up when I left Philadelphia, but the storm hadn’t started. I hope it holds off until tomorrow.
She clinked champagne glasses with me, and we each took a sip. I spit mine back out, attracting unwanted attention.
What is this?
Apple juice,
Cat said. They prefilled those glasses so people could help themselves. I thought you knew. If you want champagne, you have to go to the bar. Eddie’s in line, so if you hurry, you can add your drink to his order.
Eddie. Right.
I glanced over my shoulder at the line. I’m fine with this for now.
I took another sip of the sweet golden juice, this time swallowing. Did you have any trouble finding a sitter?
No. My brother solved that problem. After Nick rescinded my plus one, Dante was available to babysit.
There was an edge to her voice, and I didn’t miss the subtle emphasis she put on Nick’s name.
I thought your plus one was Detective Madden,
I said.
Does it really make a difference?
And Nick didn’t uninvite anybody.
Cat’s brother and I had engaged in a flirtation from time to time, but jealousy wasn’t the reason I’d had to rescind Cat’s plus one. He just—we miscalculated the number of seats at our table, and Nick thought—
Hi, Samantha,
said a woman I hadn’t seen approach. It was Nick’s long-time friend Amanda Ries. I hadn’t told Cat that Amanda was the reason we needed that extra ticket, and now didn’t seem the time.
Amanda was glossy perfection. She had straight black hair that fell down to the middle of her back, porcelain skin, and precisely applied red lipstick. Tonight she wore a black velvet jumpsuit with a gold sash knotted at the waist. Amanda had graduated from I-FAD, the Institute of Fashion, Art, and Design, with Nick, though her business had never achieved the same level of success as his.
Hi, Amanda,
I said. Do you know Cat?
I turned to Cat, who looked less interested in this introduction than in the invisible lint on her black dress.
Hi,
Cat said. When she looked up, it was at me, not Amanda. Would you excuse me? I see someone else.
Before I replied, she was halfway through the crowd.
I forced a smile and turned back to Amanda. Don’t mind her. She had some trouble with her babysitter.
Whatever,
Amanda said. She sipped her champagne. I had to cancel my own plans so I could be here tonight. It would have been nice to have some advanced notice.
I’m sorry. Nick and I got our signals crossed with the invites, but it was important to him that you be here.
Sure it was.
She jutted her chin past me. Here comes your other friend. Hey, Eddie.
A chill raced up my spine. I’d forgotten that Amanda and Eddie knew each other from before I moved back to Ribbon, Pennsylvania. I felt like a juggler, keeping everyone happy or at least content, reminding them all that we had come together to support Nick. Eddie was the one person I could be myself around. Aside from Nick, he was the person here who knew me the best, and in some ways, he knew me better.
Hi, Eddie,
I said.
Bite me,
he said back.
2
NOT MY BEST STRATEGY
You know how the experts advise you not to go into business with friends? It turns out that’s sound advice. It also turns out I prefer to learn my lessons the hard way, which was why Eddie and I were no longer on speaking terms.
Our table is at the front of the room,
I said, taking a cue from Amanda and pretending I hadn’t heard what Eddie said. I pointed to the left of the platform. We’re number five.
I’m surprised you didn’t take the number down and put your name on the table,
Eddie said. "You do want everybody to know you sponsored it, don’t you?"
Amanda, initially slow on the uptake, seemed to detect the tension. She stepped backward and then said, I’m going to get another glass of champagne before the bar closes. Do either of you want anything?
I raised my glass of apple juice, but Eddie interjected first. If Samantha wants something, she’ll get it for herself. That’s how she rolls.
Amanda looked back and forth between us and then turned and walked away.
I grabbed Eddie’s arm and pulled him from the crowd. You can be as mad at me as you want tomorrow, but tonight, you will be on your best behavior. Tonight’s about Nick. Got it?
"Do you get it? he replied. He sipped at his cocktail, something that definitely wasn’t apple juice in a champagne flute.
Why am I not surprised you think you can tell me how to behave? It’s just like the mod shop. I can’t believe I didn’t see this coming."
Like I said, Eddie was my best friend. At least he was until nine months ago when we became co-owners of a clothing boutique that specialized in mod fashion. Eddie’s professional experience was in visual design. Mine was in retail buying. We thought our varied skills would make us perfect partners for the venture, but we forgot to take one important thing into consideration: neither one of us wanted to be locked into a day job.
Eddie was a creative. He designed visual displays, first (and for a long time) for Tradava, the local department store chain where I worked for about four days, and most recently for the city of Ribbon. But after too many calls about graffiti and broken streetlight fixtures, he wanted the freedom that comes from being your own boss.
The problem was I wanted that kind of freedom too. He was mad because I expected him to be at the store during the day. Call me crazy, but I didn’t think that was too much to ask. Buying the mod shop was Eddie’s idea, and after we learned we weren’t compatible as business partners, I never missed an opportunity to point it out. Come to think of it, that might not be my best strategy.
I know you’re mad at me,
I said, I don’t care if you avoid me for the rest of the night, but you’re Nick’s friend too. Don’t spoil his evening because of me.
Fine, Bossy Pants.
He turned his shoulder to me and stirred the contents of his drink while he scanned the room.
Don’t call me Bossy Pants.
What do you prefer, Your Highness?
Stop it.
Eddie looked for a moment as if he were having a good time. The queen? Il Duce? Master of Ceremonies?
You can buy me out anytime you want,
I said.
You know I can’t afford to buy you out. I put everything I had into the purchase.
And like every argument, we ended with a stalemate.
When I’d first contacted the Ribbon Shoe Design Association about sponsoring a table at the