Angry Water
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Five tightly-knit friends are at one of life's milestones: high school graduation. Bob is on his way to the Air Force Academy, and the guys want to create a lasting memory for him before life sends them in different directions. Canoeing and camping along northwest Wisconsin's river system had never failed to create stories they could share for a lifetime. So they decide to spend a few days canoeing three connecting rivers before Bob leaves. This time Mother Nature gives them more than they bargained for.
John and Anne open a budding relationship as the guys plan their trip. Little do they know the role she will play in the adventure and its effect on the rest of their lives.
Angry Water is a fictional creation based on actual canoeing and camping trips taken all along the St. Croix River watershed. Trips like these are not only about running whitewater and spending time outdoors. They are also about the relationships built and lost while on the water. Mother Nature can build new friendships, tighten existing bonds, and sometimes end relationships forever. Angry Water does it all.
About the Author
The love of the outdoors in the St. Croix River valley influenced Allen's life for over forty years. It began in his early teens when his family moved from St. Paul, Minnesota, to a rural community less than ten miles from the St. Croix River. Summers were spent enjoying camping, canoeing, and biking excursions that sometimes took him to the river. He spent more and more time in the valley during his middle and high school years, developing friendships with classmates who also loved the outdoors.
Allen graduated from North Dakota State University, one mile from the great Red River of the North. Then, returning home for an electrical engineering career in the Twin Cities, he and his wife moved to Western Wisconsin. Their home, less than three miles from the St. Croix River, offered the opportunity to see the St. Croix River Valley daily, crossing it for both work and play. Now retired, Allen is enjoying the great outdoors as much as ever.
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Angry Water - Allen Theisen
ANGRY WATER
An Outdoor Adventure
ALLEN THEISEN
Kirk House Publishers
Angry Water: An Outdoor Adventure
Copyright © 2023 by Allen Theisen
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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictionally. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or historic events, is entirely coincidental.
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It Begins Again
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he raging torrent of froth and waves churned below where John stood. Branches torn from riverbank trees poured over the dam. Deadfall dragged from the upstream shallows followed the branches, slamming into the raging water below. Logs and sticks bobbed in the wave action farther out as the water began to settle. A half mile out, the channel widened and water flowed over the riverbanks, trapping the debris against the forest edge.
John could see three canoes caught against the debris wall. The young men in two of the canoes cut and slashed at the debris, trying to break through the deadwood stopping them. He could hear them yelling, Where are you! Hang on, we’re coming!
The empty third canoe twisted and bobbed in the water when half-submerged deadwood slammed into its side. He had to help them, but how could he reach them? John pulled out his phone and dialed 911. Two seconds after hitting send, Beep-Beep-Beep. No signal!
He cupped his hands around his mouth, inhaled deeply, and yelled, I’ll find help! Keep looking!
The water’s roar muffled his voice so much that no one could comprehend his words.
John snapped his head left and right, looking for means to reach his friends. The remote shoreline held no docks, no boats, and no one else was in sight. Right before turning back toward the water, he caught a glimpse of something moving in the woods to his right. He snapped his head around again, but whatever his peripheral vision picked up had disappeared. The hair on the back of his neck stood up as he hyperfocused on the woods where he’d seen movement. The upright shadowy figure that had caught his eye could not have vanished that quickly. A broad cedar tree shielded the background a short distance into the woods—a perfect hiding place for whoever he saw.
He started toward the tree, intending to get help from whoever might be hiding behind it. Two steps into his pursuit, he felt a heavy shove on his back. John slid down the rocky bank and plunged into the raging water. When his head went under, the sound of churning, bubbling water filled his ears. Branches brushed by his legs and arms as they flailed in the heavy current. It seemed like forever before he surfaced, and when he did, John spit the river water from his mouth and gulped a huge breath of air.
Looking back to where he’d been standing, he swore he saw a person disappearing into the underbrush. Taking powerful swim strokes, John fought to reach the river’s bank, dodging debris with every stretch of his arm. He paused to let a tangled mass of brush sweep past. As he started again, remnant branches caught his pant leg and dragged him downstream. He realized the strong current threatened to pull him under again, so he spun in the water, looking for something to help him. A few strokes away, an old log bobbed in the water. It slowly rotated in the river’s eddies. Reaching the log, he swung both arms over the top, grabbing knobs left from branches long broken away.
The three canoes were still some distance away. John closed his eyes and tried reasoning through his options to reach his friends. He probably wouldn’t float directly to their location. Unfortunately, swimming in the fast water wasn’t an option. The tree line meant shallow water. He could wade from wherever he landed, but the log reaching the tree line was a problem too. It weighed hundreds of pounds and would crush him if he was between the shoreline and log.
John opened his eyes to gauge the log’s twisting motion and discovered he was moving away from the canoes. In a panic, he kicked his legs, hoping to affect the log’s direction. It changed, but not as expected. Instead of moving downstream, he and the log floated upstream. Ten seconds later, he seemed to float across the current. After another few seconds, downstream again. John pulled himself higher onto the log, hoping to gain a better perspective on what was happening. Horror filled his mind at what he saw. The log was caught in a backwater current moving in a circular motion. The rushing water over the dam created a back current along the near shore. A whirlpool!
Each trip around the whirlpool brought the log closer to the center. John dared not let go of the log because he couldn’t fight the current. He could see smaller branches sucked down at the whirlpool’s center. Each trip around the center was speeding up. He didn’t have much time.
He called out to his friends in the canoes. Help!
They were too far away to reach him before the log spun into the center. The log spun faster, tearing at John’s grip. One hand slipped from the smooth tree’s surface. A second later, the other gave way. He cried out again. No! No!
The water pulled him under.
John’s eyes flew open and he gasped for air. Bright sunlight from the window outlined a small figure standing in front of him. He slid the recliner up and forward, changing the sun’s angle in his eyes. It was his son, Robby.
Were you having a bad dream, Dad?
Robby seemed afraid to approach John, almost as if the dream’s bad vibe would rub off on him. You were yelling in your sleep.
Every year before they left, the same type of dream came to John. When he woke very early that morning, it still hadn’t occurred and he believed the annual nightmare cycle was broken. Just after lunch, he felt sleep calling him, so he lay back in his recliner to catch a catnap. That’s when it happened again.
I’m sorry if I scared you, Robby. Yes, it was a bad dream, but I’m fine now.
John reached out his arms and Robby came to him, hugging his midsection.
When Robby let go, he spun in his dad’s arms to survey the equipment strewn across the living room. A single folding chair sat in the middle of the living room. The coffee table and ottoman were pushed back against one wall. Piles of gear surrounded the recliner. To the left sat pots, pans, cooking utensils, and a small bottle of dish soap. To the right, a tent and a coil of paracord lay on top of tarps. Two freshly varnished paddles leaned against the wall near the front door. Sleeping bags and pillows sat on the couch, waiting to be stuffed into the Duluth pack that lay alongside them. The last pile was the miscellaneous camping equipment sitting near the packs at the living room entrance. Robby spotted a hatchet and pulled away from John to pick it up.
Careful with that hatchet, Robby. If the sheath comes off, the sharp edge could cut you.
I will, Dad.
Robby ran his fingers over the image of the two people canoeing on a lake. How long will you and Mom be gone?
We’ll be gone five days this year.
I don’t want to stay here with Grandpa and Grandma. Can I come with you?
When you’re old enough to paddle on your own and carry a big pack, you can go on this trip. Besides, Gramps and Grams haven’t seen you since Christmas. The last time you stayed with them you talked for days about how they spoiled you. You helped them feed all of their chickens, cows, and pigs. They took you to Mall of America and you came home with a big bag of Grandma’s cookies.
I’m big enough.
Robby walked over and grabbed the shoulder straps of the food pack and lifted. The pack didn’t budge. Robby’s arms were barely thicker than the straps and they definitely weren’t as wide. He strained with both arms, then looked over at his father. Dad, help me put this on.
John walked over and gripped the thick loop sewn into the top of the pack. Campers typically tied a rope to the loop to hoist the pack into a tree so bears couldn’t reach it. John lifted and Robby slid his arms through the straps. He grasped each strap with his hands just before John let go. Robby stumbled backward two steps. His arms flung wide, and his feet left the ground as gravity overpowered the young boy. His shirt slid halfway up his body as he did a half somersault over the bag. His trapped arms stretched and then pulled him back onto the bag.
Even though John knew what would happen, he couldn’t hide his laughter. You look like a turtle flipped over onto its back. Do you need some help?
No!
Robby replied as he slid his arms out of the straps and rolled over onto the floor. He pulled down his shirt and looked up at his dad with a disappointed face. How old will I be when I’m strong enough to lift that?
I’d say probably fourteen. Seven years from now.
I know, Dad. I can do math. But how come you and Mom go canoeing every year?
Good question. See that book lying over on the coffee table? Hand it to me and come sit on my lap.
Robby walked over to the table and picked up the book. On the cover was a close shot of four guys next to three beached canoes on the edge of a narrow river. In the background was a torrent of water rushing over a dam. The camera picked up sunlight glistening off the mist, creating iridescent rainbows behind the canoeists.
John let his son absorb the front cover’s details and then said, Your mom made this book before she left for college. You recognize these guys, don’t you?
Yah, that’s you and the tall skinny one is Uncle Al. The short guy with big curly hair is Paul. I like him. He’s fun. The last one is Tom and you call him Animal.
That’s right. You have a good memory. This book has photos from a trip we took before you were born.
Wow! That’s a lot of water.
Robby pointed to the churning river in the background, and then he turned to his dad with a puzzled look on his face. Wait a minute. Who took the picture?
Well, there was one more guy on this trip.
John opened the cover to reveal a young man in an ROTC uniform. This is Bob. He took this picture. We went on this trip because he was leaving to become a pilot. That takes a long time and we would miss him while he was gone. He is the reason we go camping every year.
Robby turned and looked at his dad. Why? I don’t understand.
John shut the album again and pointed at the cover photo. The day Bob took this picture, we drove up north…
2
On the Road
J
ohn saw the sign marking the road and let off from the gas. His Ford F250 had no trouble pulling the trailer full of gear, but he didn’t want to jar the three canoes they had tied down to the makeshift rack.
His copilot Al was staring at the blue dot on his phone showing their location. They had been friends since elementary school and grew up not far from each other in Stillwater, Minnesota. They spent so much time together during summer vacations that some people thought they were brothers. As boys, they were both tall and skinny. Even though John had brown hair and Al’s was blond, their hair looked similar because their parents took them to the same barber. Sharing so much time together similarly shaped their sense of humor. They joked between themselves as they spent countless hours together, but thoroughly enjoyed tag-teaming and poking fun at their friends. They knew each other’s quirks and sometimes finished each other’s sentences.
Yup, that’s the right road,
Al said, showing John the phone. Sometimes these township roads have more than one name. The map app does fine with state and county roads, but I don’t always trust it when I’m in rural northern Wisconsin.
John downshifted to help slow the truck. When he’d bought it a few years back, the truck came with a full topper that sealed the truck bed with a space high enough so someone could walk bent over or sit in a low-slung chair. Earlier that morning, three reclining lawn chairs were thrown beneath the topper to hold the rest of the crew. Paul lay comfortably because of his smaller stature, but the quarters were cramped for Tom and Bob. Bob was the muscular heavyweight for the school wrestling team, and the flimsy lawn chair creaked under his weight. Tom had it no better. He was slightly smaller than Bob, with wider shoulders that touched the outside supports of the chair back. All three were stretched out flat, staying beneath the rear window line. They were running out of patience and wanted out of the slightly illegal surroundings.
A few miles back, the truck drove by a Wisconsin highway patrol waiting at a stop sign, its blinker on. As the crew passed the side road, John slid open the back window and yelled, Cop! Make yourselves small.
Downshifting helped, but they were still coming up to the turn faster than John liked. The gear and trailer weight forced him to really lean on the brakes, and he heard a cooler slide in the back of the truck. You guys okay back there?
Yah, we’re fine,
Paul said. Tom took his feet off the cooler when we picked up the cop. We just weren’t expecting to drop out of warp so quickly. Is the cop still there? I’m ready to sit up.
John finished the turn onto the country road and watched in his mirror as the highway patrol sped past. He went straight. You guys can relax.
That was close,
Paul said. How much longer? I’m ready to get out of this rolling bunker.
Al laid his forearm on the center console and twisted his body so he could see the three guys in the truck bed. Relax and quit your whining. We only have another fifteen to twenty minutes.
Then he added with a touch of sarcasm, I’d love to trade with you, but John needs help finding the drop-in point.
Four of the guys were accustomed to one-to-two week trips in Minnesota’s Boundary Waters Canoe Area, locally known as the BWCA. Those trips involved a six-hour drive from Stillwater, Minnesota. This trip was only about two and a half hours to the river systems in northwest Wisconsin. Their planned five-day canoe trip was going to be a short camping excursion before the Memorial Day weekend.
The shorter trip was perfect for Bob. It was his first trip experiencing real North Country camping. He had camped with his family in their RV and paddled the St. Croix Valley just north of Stillwater, but he’d never ventured farther north in the time he lived in the area. This trip was a good baptism for him, and his friends kidded him about being the new guy. They promised not to overload him with too big a dose of Mother Nature’s ruggedness.
They had already dropped a second car at the take-out spot in St. Croix Falls, and they made good time on the state highways. The turn meant slowed progress because of the twisting and turning township roads. The narrower roads followed old property lines more than they intended to connect destinations. Northwest Wisconsin was funny that way. Property owners held a lot of influence back when settlers were taming the landscape. They forced road building to follow the edge of property lines rather than building the shortest possible route. Once things were in place, they rarely changed, right down to road names like Kimble Lake Road and Smith Bridge Trail. Few remembered the people whose names first appeared on the landmarks over a century ago, but the names hung on into the new millennia.
John smiled and thought back to earlier that day. He had volunteered his pickup and trailer to take the guys and gear up to the starting point. This gave him a guaranteed spot in the front seat. Early that morning, he sent Al a maps link for the trip and said, Here. You navigate. We’ve canoed this area before, but we’ve never run this river. Finding a start point on these small country roads is tricky.
I don’t think the new guy will say anything, but Tom and Paul are going to have a problem with this,
Al said. They know what it’s like to ride in the back of a pickup to the BWCA with only the topper’s small side windows for fresh air. I know it’s only a hundred twenty miles up to Gordon, Wisconsin, but your old F250 really bounces around on rough road.
John had planned Al as the navigator all along but hadn’t anticipated a fight for the front seat. He thought for a moment, then said, I’ll fix that.
He jogged into the house.
John was a practical guy, always thinking about how to keep things running smoothly, and he knew how to read people. He knew Al was right. Any one of the four could follow a dot on a maps app, but he knew that Tom, Paul, and Bob were navigationally challenged without a phone. They were only a few minutes from leaving, and John knew that none of them wanted to sit in a lawn chair for two hours. They would only get grouchy if someone forced them out of the front seat. His solution was simple, and all four of his friends would buy into it.
John came back with four party toothpicks and said to Al, Let’s pull the guys together to decide who rides shotgun. We’ll draw straws and the short one sits up front.
Al looked at the toothpicks in John’s outstretched hand. He had two blue, one red, and one yellow tooth pick. Al asked, How will this get you your navigator?
John snapped the end off the yellow toothpick and said, Simple. You pick the short yellow one. Just to make sure everybody thinks this is on the up-and-up, Tom will pick first and you second. We all know Tom will pick the red one.
Tom was seriously into weightlifting and was full of extra testosterone because of it. He firmly believed the color red activated extra adrenaline when he was lifting, so he always wore something red. Mostly he wore Stillwater’s red and black school colors. He also had an ample supply of red sweatbands and red socks. There was also rumor that he owned a red jock strap.
John clenched the toothpicks in his fist and called out, Hey guys, gather up. Short straw rides shotgun.
He walked over to Tom and held out his arm. Like clockwork, Tom picked the red toothpick. Al picked the yellow and John got his navigator.
The township road ditches were nothing like the rural road ditches around Stillwater. Sparse grass was not mowed and ATV tracks exposed the sandy soil where fat tires kicked out dirt at the corners. ATVs weren’t allowed in road ditches around their hometown. Even though Stillwater was considered the birthplace of Minnesota and the gateway to the wild and scenic St. Croix River watershed, it was almost considered a St. Paul suburb. Driving northward, John and Al watched through the Ford F250 windshield as the valley’s hardwoods gave way to aspen and pine. The Stillwater Valley’s