One People
By Guy Kennaway
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Guy Kennaway
Guy Kennaway is a writer of fiction and memoir. He is best known for his novels ONE PEOPLE, about village life in Jamaica, BIRD BRAIN, about a bunch of optimistic pheasants, and for his memoir TIME TO GO about killing his mother (with her permission.). His most recent novel, THE ACCIDENTAL COLLECTOR, won the Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize for Comic Fiction in 2021. His most recent memoir is FOOT NOTES, a broad comedy about race and nationality which he wrote with his relative Hussein Sharif.'In all my writing my aim is to delight and amuse,' Kennaway has said. 'Hopefully I make people laugh out loud. Laughter is our most effective weapon in the battle against the difficulties and struggles of life. If I can transport my reader to a happy, joyful world, my mission is successful.'
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One People - Guy Kennaway
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Praise for One People
‘If you’ve ever seen the universe in an ear of corn, you should read One People, and if you haven’t, don’t worry, you will.’
Damien Hirst
‘Within the brilliant, witty and entertaining fiction, lies the most accurate account and explanation of today’s Jamaica.’
Howard Marks
‘Any vignette out of the gorgeous thousands which lope and bustle through [One People] might suffice to give an image of Jamaican spirituality, humanity and fecklessness … a great book.’
Glasgow Herald
‘An Englishman had cast the eye on us, not disparaging or critical of Jamaica but skilfully, sensitively capturing the essence of real Jamaican human beings.’
Trevor Rhone, The Gleaner
‘Kennaway has succeeded in following in the footsteps of his acknowledged models – Garrison Keillor’s Lake Wobegon Days and Armistead Maupin’s Tales of the City – to create a fantastical yet believable microcosm of life.’
GQ
‘[a] superbly funny account … Wryly observed – with yarns spun as languidly as the Caribbean lifestyle.’
Maxim 2
‘One People is an extremely funny and warm account of a world where culture is something that comes from the ground up and good times do not require a whole heap o’ money.’
Weekly Journal
‘… an affable diverting read … fluent in the rhythms of patois and capably evincing the languor of the community … The mood is so laid back it is practically horizontal.’
Sunday Times
‘… an extremely well-written, highly entertaining and often very funny read … Guy Kennaway has a deft way with a tale.’
Echoes
‘Kennaway has a superb eye for lower-case eccentrics, the strangeness of familiar rituals and the intimacies of the seemingly trivial. Like Garrison Keillor, but with stronger material, this book basks in its own warmth, relishing the sensuality of a place with no prablam
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Arena
‘gently satirical, affectionate and funny.’
The Bookseller
‘… like Trainspotting with dreadlocks … an affectionate portrait of modern life in Jamaica.’
Select
‘As a gentle insight into a neglected corner of the world, ya kiant beat it.’
Uncut
‘… a brilliant and funny evocation … This wonderfully gentle, humorous novel will make you want to book your flight there instantly.’
Sainsbury’s Magazine
‘Follow my advice: take One People, mix with a bottle of wine and some herbal cigarettes
, find a tree, sit down and enjoy. Unbeatable.’
Iain S. Bruce, The Big Issue
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One People
GUY KENNAWAY
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Author’s Note
One People was written in 1996 and is a work of fiction. It was set in the real villages of west Jamaica, but the people in the stories sprang from my imagination. If you travel to the parishes of St James, Hanover and Westmoreland, you will not find the characters in these pages, but will find their joy, friendliness, strength and defiance in the people who live there now.
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Acknowledgements
While writing One People I drew on the following books: Acts of Identity: Creole based approaches to language and ethnicity by R. B. LePage and A. Tabouret-Keller (Cambridge University Press 1985), Jamaica Talk by F. G. Cassidy (Macmillan 1961), and all of the incomparable works of Louise Bennett. Anyone interested in the Jamaican language will enjoy these books. In 2020 I started with some friends a campaign called Speak Properly: Chat Patwa which aims to raise the status of the Jamaican language in politics and education. You can find it on FB.
I would like to thank my agent Mark Stainton, and publishers Barnaby Rogerson and Rose Baring for bringing One People back into the world. My thanks also go to Sheniel Brown for transcribing and editing the manuscript.
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Contents
Title Page
Author’s Note
Acknowledgements
The Birth of Jamaica
The First Stranger
Names and Aliases
Why Dem Call U-Roy, U-Roy
For the Brave May Fall but Never Yield
The People’s Gangsta
The Spoils of the War Against Drugs
Tree Bad Gyal
Drugs Bizniz
Yami Ave a Vision
Saying Goodbye
About the Author
About the Publisher
Copyright
Out of Many, One People
(Jamaican national motto)
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The Birth of Jamaica
One moonless night a whole ’eap a year ago, the vast equatorial ocean stirred, and boiling black volcanic lava bubbled from its depths to explode onto the surface. Relatively quickly, within ten thousand years, the molten rock cooled and solidified. Over the next couple ondred tousan year, it was reshaped by earthquakes, and sculpted by wind and sea. The island was a terrible place: tempests blew for fifty years, bolts of lightning cratered the earth, and peals of thunder sent massive boulders hurtling into the sea, crushing everything in their path. A drought lasted eighty years, and was only broken by downpours of sulphurous rain. Earthquakes shook the ground for weeks, and rent great fissures in the hills that opened and then closed like abominable mouths. From one bottomless chasm, a scalding geyser shot steam hundreds of feet into the air, while another devoured with a gulp a river which flowed into its throat and was never seen again. Twice, the island dropped out of view entirely, once for over a century, before being catapulted up through the depths to break the surface again.
Millions of years later the storms ease back, the ocean cool out, aftershocks grew infrequent, the land finally settled, and the sun, one bright day, rose on the newly born island of Jamaica. Compared to what was to come, it was an uneventful and easy birth.
One hundred and fifty miles from west to east, and fifty miles from north to south, its silhouette on the map was amorphous, though at either end of the island the shape of two heads was clearly discernible, each pointing purposefully in a different direction.
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10The north coast was a necklace of sheltered bays, little inlets and pale talcum beaches. Reflected in the clear turquoise water were the hills that rose a little inland. From the rock, mysteriously, came plant life: lichens and strange mosses, quite extinct today, that thrived in the tropical heat and humidity. Seasons carved themselves out of the year: a dry winter, a cool wet spring, a hot and rainy summer and a windy, stormy autumn. Not long behind came leafed plants, flowers, trees, and animal life. A jungle grew up, covering the highest misty hill and the deepest shady valley, but conditions were so fertile that a second jungle soon grew on top of the first: whole gardens, including large bushes and trees, took seed and thrived on the upper branches of big trees, and plants which entwined themselves around others were themselves soon covered in a third growth. In places the forest collapsed under its own weight before picking itself off its knees and forcing its way once more through the suffocating blanket of broken branches, wist and creeper. Off the coast, in the warm, sunny shallows, microscopic life patiently weaved pink and green reefs that kept the deep sea predators out of the sandy bays, making a sanctuary for the striped and spotted fish which dwelt there.
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The only scientific fact known about early human beings on Jamaica is that they were created fully formed by Jah and one day walked out of a cave to begin life on the island. Everything else was disputed. Some people said the first Jamaicans were descendants of monkeys and apes through an unlikely process known as evolution, and others that they were Mesticans who arrived by canoe from Guatemala and Belize, but these two theories were considered farfetched because they presupposed Jamaicans to be in some way the same as other people, which of course stretched credibility too far.
However humans got there, Jamaica proved to be so beautiful and bountiful that they thrived, and soon after the first people appeared, there were settlements dotted around the coast of the 11island, many of which are still in existence today. An interesting example of this is the ancient community of Lances Bay, in the parish of Hanover.
LANCES BAY
Lances Bay was the prettiest village on the north coast of Jamaica, with the exception of Negril, whose picture postcard beauty was to damn it. It had the benefit of a sheltered beach, a breezy promontory, a fresh-water river, fertile, easily turned soil, and productive fishing grounds. But it was the people of Lances Bay who were really remarkable. A tight knit, determined community from the very beginning, they passed the desire for their village to prosper and grow from one generation to another. For this laudable ambition they suffered the derision of other less progressive villages on the coast, like their immediate neighbours, Cousins Cove, but were never deflected from their purpose by the criticism of the unenlightened.
In Lances Bay they learnt early the art of enjoying themselves with moderation. They could meet in the wooden bar by the bend in the road, enjoy a few drinks, put the cork back in the rum, and go to bed sober. In other places, like Cousins Cove, when a cork was removed from a bottle it was flung into the sea. But the next night, when the improvident drunks of Cousins Cove had nottin fi drink, the men of Lances Bay still had nearly three quarters of their bottle of rum. And not only were they clever in Lances Bay, but they were kind. If one of them began to lose more than he could afford to, playing dominoes, his friends refused to play any more with him, and more often than not escorted him to his yard to prevent him finding anyone else to whom to lose money. That was the behaviour of a community that really cared. In Cousins Cove, if a man hit a losing streak at Ludo, word quickly got round, and friends would get out of bed and hurry to the game so they could strip him of his money.
Unfortunately, Lances Bay people got a reputation for being priggish and self-important. When a Royal Tour of the West Indies was made in 1984, the foolish people of Cousins Cove joked that Mrs 12Queen was only coming to the Caribbean to see Lances Bay. Lances Bay easily rose above the criticism; they knew Cousins Cove people to be lazy, irresponsible and incapable of taking the important things in life, like being a little mindful of what others thought of you, at all seriously. It is the lazy and irresponsible men, women and pickney dem of Cousins Cove whose stories are told in this book.
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Cousins Cove stood around a sandy inlet twenty miles east of the western tip of Jamaica, under some forested hills which had the outline against the sky of a pregnant woman asleep on her side. The sun rose behind her knees, and set on the sea in front of her. The moon travelled the same felicitous arc, burning as it came up through the trees and throbbing directly overhead at midnight when it was full, so bright that one night half the village got up at two in the morning thinking the day had started. A river flowed from the woman’s belly into the cove, duning the sand as it crossed the beach, and mixed in a filmy way with the warm water of the sea. The ocean, held in the cove by overhanging jungle, was invariably as flat as a pond, and always warm. It wasn’t dangerous or frightening, like on the point at Lances Bay where it boomed onto rocks, but comforting and reassuring as if, like the sun and moon, it had singled out Cousins Cove to be its friend. It made the village seem a blessed place, a little Eden made more interesting by the Fall.
The first people to dwell in Cousins Cove were the Arawaks over 5000 years ago, but little remains of their occupation because of the corrosive effects of heat, humidity and tropical rain, not to mention the devastation of rare but regular hurricanes. What few historical sites there are in Jamaica are suspect; Rose Hall, a slave plantation Great House, and one of the nation’s premier tourist attractions, was built in 1975. The Arawaks were not the kind to build large monuments, mainly because cutting and hauling stone in that heat was punishing work, something the Arawak was careful to avoid. Their legacy can be found in the language and character 13of the modern resident of Cousins Cove. Words they coined which are still in use evoke the Arawaks’ easy life: tobacco, hammock and barbecue. From time to time they fished from canoes dug out from the abundance of towering cotton trees, but otherwise, at least in Cousins Cove, they did pretty well nothing but lie about. Up at dawn, have a smoke, put your feet up and wait for some barbecued snapper – that about summed up their life. They were way ahead of the field in refining the art of leisure, and it was only the fifth century, when European life was nasty, brutish and short. The Arawak Heaven (they had no Hell) comprised intermittent feasting and sleeping, with sex thrown in whenever they wanted it. It was the sort of place Christians went to Hell for, for even thinking about.
Jamaica has always been the most fertile island on earth. If you snap a twig off a tree and ram it into the ground, a couple of weeks later leaves shoot from its top. Centuries after the Arawaks, when the first fence posts were hammered into the land, they regularly sprouted into crooked lines of trees. The forest was full of fruit; in Cove the Arawaks didn’t have to plant a thing, they probably didn’t even go to the trouble of picking it, but waited in their hammocks for it to drop fully ripe into their open palms. Most of all, the Arawaks loved harmony, and rarely fought amongst themselves. Disputes were settled by one side (the weaker) backing down just before they were beaten up. Nowadays, you can tell a Cove man by the way, when he has a ratchet knife pulled on him, he’ll reach quickly into his own pocket, pull out a pack of Craven A and offer the assailant one. The Arawaks were good carpenters, fishermen and cooks, but they were most highly skilled in chat, which unfortunately was a talent not in demand when the man-eating Caribs turned up at the island.
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In all military history, there cannot have been an easier race to surprise than the Arawaks, and the cannibals made swift work of them. Big meat-eaters, the Caribs moved up from South America through the Leeward and Antilles. After a one hundred and fifty 14mile row from Cuba, they arrived, famished, at Lances Bay and devoured the first eight people they saw, who happened to be the village’s official reception committee. They were still laughing about this a few days later in Cousins Cove, when Carib canoes rounded the rocky promontory and headed into the calm inlet, where the village huts stood on the beach. The Caribs splashed ashore, raped and killed a number of women and children, and chased the men into the bush as far as they could be bothered to. They argued that people so cowardly couldn’t possibly put up a decent fight, and anyway, after years of carnage, a feeling was growing amongst the middle-class Caribs that they should eat more vegetables, and hunt only for the pot, and the plump Cousins Cove pickney were quite sufficient for a good light meal.
The Caribs liked to fight, and they liked to party. They made noise all night, and torched vast tracts of forest for a laugh. Their songs were not noted for their melodies, harmonies or lyrics, but for their volume. Arawaks hiding miles into the jungle heard them and said, ‘Mi cyah believe dem a listen dis fawt.’ Carib heritage has given the modern villager the skill to sleep soundly inches from booming boxes. Caribs were always fighting, and the men carried knives in their belts, causing a number of accidental suicides when they tripped over rocks in the dark.
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The Caribs were just beginning to feel happily settled in Cove when the white man turned up. There was nothing superhuman about the white man, but when it came to fighting (which it always did with the Caribs), they had the edge because of things called muskets. The Arawaks came down the hill specially to watch the Spaniards slaughtering Caribs. Then the Spaniards turned their attention to the Arawaks, who gave themselves away by laughing too loudly.
A common enemy drove the Caribs and Arawaks into each other’s arms. The Caribs swore they were really sorry for everything, and the Arawaks, in their usual way, forgave them, and introduced 15them to the delights of eating things that didn’t walk around on two legs or talk. They lived deep inna de bush, coming occasionally to the top of the hill to gaze longingly down on the creek that cupped the calm sea at their beloved Cove. Their grandchildren saw the Spaniards replaced by the British, and, finally, their grandchildren got to live back down in the village, though in somewhat less than desirable conditions, for by then slavery days had begun.
In the autumn of 1690 two hundred and ten black Africans, the property of an English adventurer called Edwin Fairfax, arrived at Cousins Cove after a one hundred and eighty mile march manacled at the neck, blinking with confusion, fear and loneliness. It had not been their year: captured in battle, taken from their lands, tribes and families, imprisoned under purgatorial conditions in boats which left a trail of corpses floating on the Atlantic, they were split into new groups, stripped of their language, religion and remaining friends, and sold to a man who genuinely believed he was doing them a favour feeding and sheltering them in return for a brief life of back-breaking toil.
Once in Cousins Cove they were quick to notice how fertile the red soil looked, how sweet the water in the river tasted, and how plump and plentiful were the fish in the transparent sea. In many ways it was a better land than the one they had left – but that only made them hate it more. On the first night one proud man escaped, and waded into the moonlit water to commit suicide.
They were set to work under a ginger-haired overseer called Swing, the offspring of a brief but sweet union between a Carib woman and a Scotsman, to build a sugar mill and slave accommodation. By the time the task was completed forty-eight had died from disease or accident.
Within twelve months the estate was milling sugar worth £25,000, though that of course was a gross figure from which annual running costs of £26 had to be deducted. Edwin’s son, Thomas (Eton College and Oxford), visited his plantation for the first time aged twenty-one, and was shocked by the conditions his slaves endured. He immediately put some proposals for reforms 16to old Swing concerning diet, sanitation and hours of work, but when Swing explained how they would eat into profits (which were by then £128,000 per annum, £1.8 million in today’s money), Thomas saw that the issue was more complex than he first realised. The problem was that his income was fully committed on a new ornamental lake, grotto and classical ruin on his Gloucestershire estate, so there was nothing for it but to put off the reforms until he could afford them.
There were many courageous attempts to throw off the yoke of slavery, but none emanated from Cousins Cove, where they directed their energy to skiving work and minor acts of sabotage like peeing in the sugar mill and adulterating Swing’s flour with salt.
Priding themselves on their bravery, the men and women of Cousins Cove responded enthusiastically when a Coramantee slave called Tiger Taylor in Orange Bay, a village ten miles to the west, asked them to join a revolt he was going to start. For a few days they talked excitedly in whispers of butchering old Swing and Fairfax’s agent, Knibb the attorney, simultaneously thinking that if the revolt looked shaky they could always not come out to support Taylor.
A rumour of the plot reached the authorities – from the goody-goodies in Lances Bay, everyone said – and on the day before the revolt a detachment of soldiers was posted to Orange Bay. When the platoon marched through Cove the sight of the muskets and bayonets made everyone’s blood run cold. A ten-year-old boy ran the ten miles from Tiger Taylor to Cove with a message: because of the soldiers, the uprising would now have to be started by Cousins Cove.
There wasn’t a coward in Cousins Cove, of course, but the idea of starting a revolt, rather than joining one that was already going well, did not have quite the same attraction. A deputation went to Maas Wellington, the obeah man, to ask for magical powers of protection against musket balls. After throwing a handful of animal teeth and chanting some ancient African incantations he gave the assurance that not a single man from Cove would die. To ensure this science would work, he went secretly to Swing and said he feared a revolt. Within three hours a second platoon of soldiers arrived in 17Cove. The brave