Oh. It's You.: Love Poems by Cats
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Cats have so many ways to say "I love you." Sometimes it's a gentle purr and a slow blink. Sometimes it's a tiny dead animal offered in tribute. And sometimes, it's expressed in that deepest of cat love languages: poetry.
The author of the internationally bestselling series of tongue-in-cheek poetry helps cats put paw to keyboard to express the depth of their feline feelings in odes to breakfasts (on time, please!), ripped-up rugs (it's a sign of affection!), the importance of keeping watch in the bathroom, and the perfect cardboard box that the expensive and totally ignored new cat bed arrived in. Illustrated by adorable and goofy cat photos, this book is the purrfect combination of snarky and sweet that every cat person knows is cat for true love.
CAT PHOTOS GALORE: Illustrated by a collection of feline models striking poses that are charming, affectionate, standoffish, and just plain silly, this whimsical poetry book reveals kitties at their most lovable.
IDEAL GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: The humor in the poems is based on universal experiences shared by all cats and their owners. For that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life, this poetry book makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone obsessed with their pet.
MINI COFFEE TABLE BOOK: Enchant visitors with this hand-held volume of the best cat poetry sure to delight book lovers and humor enthusiasts alike.
Perfect for:
- Lovers of cats and cat stuff of all kinds
- Fans of I Could Pee on This
- Gift for Valentine's Day, Galentine's Day, birthdays, or any occasion that could use a little love
- Readers who love funny books about (or by) cats
Francesco Marciuliano
Francesco Marciuliano is the author of the New York Times bestseller I Could Pee on This, and Sally Forth, an internationally syndicated family comic strip (created by Greg Howard) that appears in nearly 800 newspapers around the world. He was also the head writer for the highly praised PBS children's series SeeMore's Playhouse. He lives in New York City.
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Oh. It's You. - Francesco Marciuliano
Introduction
There’s a long-standing myth that simply because cats don’t behave like dogs that means they’re not as loving as their canine counterparts. Sure, unlike dogs, cats may not greet you at top speed at the door as their feet shatter land-speed records and their nose shatters your crotch. And yes, unlike dogs, cats may not want to spend every single minute with you, unless it’s sleeping on your lap until your legs go dead and both your significant other and job promotion go to someone else. And sure, unlike dogs, cats may not go on full alert when you start choking on food, instead calmly watching while you expel the offending morsel and then giving you a benign expression that says, See? I knew everything would work out,
or, "No one ever said lasagna servings were