Arrowood
By Mick Finlay
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London, 1865. The city is terrified. A killer haunts the streets, crime bosses are taking control, and the police force is stretched to the breaking point. Those who have means turn to Sherlock Holmes, but the celebrated private detective rarely visits the streets of South London, where the crimes are sleazier and the people are poorer.
In these precincts, victims turn to a man who despises Holmes and everything he represents: his wealthy clientele and his showy forensic approach to crime. Arrowood is a self-taught psychologist, occasional drunkard, and private investigator.
When a man mysteriously disappears and Arrowood’s best lead is viciously stabbed before his eyes, he and his sidekick Barnett face their toughest quest yet: to capture the head of the most notorious gang in London . . .
Mick Finlay
Mick Finlay was born in Glasgow and grew up in Canada and England. He now divides his time between Brighton and Cambridge. He teaches in a Psychology Department, and has published social psychological research on political violence, persuasion, and verbal and non-verbal behaviour. He reads widely in history, psychology, and enjoys a variety of fiction genres (including crime, of course!) Mick used his background in psychology for writing his first book, a historical crime novel Arrowood, set in Victorian London.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Move over Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson-there's a new pair of consulting detectives in Victorian London. William Arrowhead and Norman Barnett take cases from the lower class of London. The first in what looks to be a good series.
- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5Mostly dull. The relentlessly lower class setting isn't even convincingly evoked, except in that there is nothing charming about it. The characters make no sense whatsoever and brutalize people who should be able to squash them except the author knows they're going to be killed off, so no consequences. Blundering and heavy handed with no period sense.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Arrowood is a contemporary of Sherlock Holmes, and despises him. Told in the first person by his sidekick Barnett, this story describes Arrowood's use of psychology and deduction to solve a murder in Victorian London, and his determination to outdo the famous Holmes.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This was a great example of the Victorian "noir" genre. It's set in England at the end of the 19 century. In the book, Sherlock Holmes is a real person who keeps making headlines with the cases that he solves, much to the chagrin of William Arrowood. Arrowood (the "guvner", as his friend and cohort Norman Barnett calls him). Arrowood despises Holmes because of his wealthy clientele, and because of his flashy ways. He knows that he never makes it onto the mean streets of London where poverty, crime and despair run rampant. He never dirties his hands trying to help the poor and underprivileged people of London. Arrowood and Barnett are drawn into the underworld and they grapple with he gangs of Southwark when they are hired to find a young Frenchman who has mysteriously disappeared. At much danger to themselves and with a lot of creeping around the dark streets of London, they begin to piece together what happened to the young man, but not before a young woman is murdered in front of them, and not before much damage is done to poor Barnett's body by the thugs he accosts. The book is dark and haunting as a true "noir" should be. Arrowood and Barnett are a great crime-fighting team. The Victorian underworld of London is gloriously described. I loved the book! When's the next one coming?
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5William Arrowood is London’s newest Victorian sleuth aiding the city’s population of lower class unfortunate souls that seem to have problems for him and his sidekick Norman to resolve. With a jealous and not so hidden poor opinion of his rival Sherlock Holmes, his claim is that his skills and talent to solve crimes are more realistic and trustworthy than the infamous Holmes of legend. When a woman comes knocking on his door one day asking them to find her missing brother, he feels that this is his chance to prove to London’s upper crust society that Sherlock is not the only game in town for solving murder and mayhem.Mick Finlay has created a detective duo that offer up two characters with guts, charm, realistic emotions and sensitivity, along with wit and wisdom. Sherlockians will see some commonalities with the Holmes and Watson stories but will appreciate the fresh ingredients that the author brings to this inventive story by putting his own stamp of flair to the classic Victorian crime novel. Arrowood is extremely atmospheric depicting the time and place, and serves up a wonderful cast of characters that will have readers waiting not so patiently for the next installment in the series. Bravo Mr. Finlay for a top-notch murder mystery this reader thoroughly enjoyed!
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I had no idea what to expect when I threw my hat into the ring for an advance readers copy of this titles, but I am glad that I did. It was quite entertaining. William Arrowood is a private detective. Sherlock Holmes' fame and success is a burr under his collar and it irritates him mercilessly. He seethes every time he sees Holmes mentioned in a newspaper. He becomes irate and combative when he overhears someone gushing praise about the Baker Street duo of Holmes and Watson. He scoffs that Holmes merely makes good guesses, that he does not piece together the puzzle of a case and is simply lucky. He notes that the public never hears of Holmes' failures, that Dr. Watson only writes about their successes. He knows that he is a better detective than Holmes. He does not only read clues. He reads people.His assistant, Norman Barnett, narrates the story as it unfolds. The mystery is multi-layered and rich. The plot darts in one direction and then another just as quickly. I liked the many characters in the book, although I felt that many of them were very stereotypical caricatures. However, that did not take away from my enjoyment of the story. It was a very satisfying read.I hope that Mick Finlay intends to continue with the adventures of Arrowood and Barnett. I would also enjoy the moment should Arrowood and Holmes come face to face. While Arrowood fumes at the mere mention of Sherlock Holmes, the fact that his alias is 'Locksher' leads me to believe that he actually admires Holmes just a bit. Having the two meet would be fun. Recommended for anyone who enjoys Victorian mysteries and/or anything Holmes.
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Arrowood - Mick Finlay
1895
London is scared.
A killer haunts the city’s streets; the poor are hungry; crime bosses are taking control; the police force is stretched to the breaking point.
The rich turn to Sherlock Holmes, but the celebrated private detective rarely visits the densely populated streets of South London, where the crimes are sleazier and the people are poorer.
In the dark corner of Southwark, victims turn to a man who despises Holmes, his wealthy clientele and his showy forensic approach to crime: Arrowood—self-taught psychologist, occasional drunkard and private investigator.
When a man mysteriously disappears and Arrowood’s best lead is viciously stabbed before his eyes, he and his sidekick Barnett face their toughest quest yet: to capture the head of the most notorious gang in London...
In the bestselling tradition of Anthony Horowitz and Andrew Taylor, this gloriously dark crime debut will haunt readers long after the final page has been turned.
ARROWOOD
Mick Finlay
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Contents
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-One
Chapter Twenty-Two
Chapter Twenty-Three
Chapter Twenty-Four
Chapter Twenty-Five
Chapter Twenty-Six
Chapter Twenty-Seven
Chapter Twenty-Eight
Chapter Twenty-Nine
Chapter Thirty
Chapter Thirty-One
Chapter Thirty-Two
Chapter Thirty-Three
Chapter Thirty-Four
Chapter Thirty-Five
Chapter Thirty-Six
Chapter Thirty-Seven
Author Note
Chapter One
South London, 1895
THE VERY MOMENT I walked in that morning I could see the guvnor was in one of his tempers. His face was livid, his eyes puffy, his hair, least what remained on that scarred knuckle of a head, stuck out over one ear and lay flat with grease on the other side. He was an ugly sight, all right. I lingered by the door in case he threw his kettle at me again. Even from there I could smell the overnight stink of gin on his foul breath.
Sherlock blooming Holmes!
he bellowed, slamming his fist down on the side table. Everywhere I look they’re talking about that charlatan!
I see, sir,
I replied as meekly as I could. My eyes tracked his hands as they swung this way and that, knowing that a cup, a pen, a piece of coal might quick as a flash get seized and hurled across the room at my head.
If we had his cases we’d be living in Belgravia, Barnett,
he declared, his face so red I thought it might burst. We’d have a permanent suite in the Savoy!
He dropped to his chair as if suddenly tuckered out. On the table next to his arm I spied what had caused his temper: The Strand magazine, open at the latest of Dr. Watson’s adventures. Fearing he would notice me looking, I turned my attention to the fire.
I’ll put the tea on,
I said. Do we have any appointments today?
He nodded, gesturing in the air in a defeated manner. He’d shut his eyes.
A lady’s coming at midday.
Very good, sir.
He rubbed his temples.
Get me some laudanum, Barnett. And hurry.
I took a jug of scent from his shelf and sprayed his head. He moaned and waved me away, wincing as if I were lancing a boil.
I’m ill,
he complained. Tell her I’m indisposed. Tell her to come back tomorrow.
William,
I said, clearing away the plates and newspapers scattered across his table. We haven’t had a case for five weeks. I have rent to pay. I’ll have to go work on Sidney’s cabs if I don’t bring money home soon, and you know how I don’t like horses.
You’re weak, Barnett,
he groaned, slumping further in his chair.
I’ll clean the room, sir. And we will see her at midday.
He did not respond.
* * *
At twelve o’clock sharp Albert knocked on the door.
A lady to see you,
he said in his usual sorrowful fashion.
I followed him down the dark corridor to the pudding shop that fronted the guvnor’s rooms. Standing at the counter was a young woman in a bonnet and a billowing skirt. She had the complexion of a rich woman, but her cuffs were frayed and brown, and the beauty of her almond face was corrupted by a chipped front tooth. She smiled a quick, unhappy smile, then followed me through to the guvnor’s rooms.
I could see him weaken the moment she walked in the door. He began to blink and jumped to his feet and bowed his head low as he took her wilted hand.
Madam.
He gestured to the best seat—clean and next to the window so there was a little light thrown onto her handsome physique. Her eyes quickly took in the piles of old newspapers that lined the walls and were stacked in some places to the height of a man.
What can I do for you?
It is my brother, Mr. Arrowood,
she said. It was clear from her accent she was from the continent. He’s disappeared. I was told you can find him.
Are you French, mademoiselle?
he asked, standing with his back to the coal fire.
I am.
He glanced at me, his fleshy temples red and pulsing. This was not a good start. Two years before we’d been thrown into the clink in Dieppe when the local magistrate decided we were asking too many questions about his brother-in-law. Seven days of bread and cold broth had crushed all the admiration he had for the country right out of him, and to make it worse our client had refused to pay us. The guvnor had held a prejudice against the French ever since.
Mr. Arrowood and me both have a great admiration for your race, miss,
I said before he had a chance to put her off.
He scowled at me, then asked, Where did you hear of me?
A friend gave me your name. You are an investigative agent, yes?
The best in London,
I said, hoping a little praise would soothe him.
Oh,
she replied. I thought Sherlock Holmes?
I could see the guvnor tense again.
They say he is a genius,
she continued. The best in all the world.
Perhaps you should consult him then, mademoiselle,
snapped the guvnor.
I cannot afford him.
So I am second best?
I mean no offence, sir,
she replied, noticing the edge to his voice.
Let me tell you something, Miss...
Cousture. Miss Caroline Cousture.
Appearances can be deceptive, Miss Cousture. Holmes is famous because his assistant writes stories and sells them. He’s a detective with a chronicler. But what about the cases we never hear about? The ones that do not get turned into stories for the public? What about the cases in which people are killed by his blundering mistakes?
Killed, sir?
asked the woman.
Are you familiar with the Openshaw case, Miss Cousture?
The woman shook her head.
The case of the five orange pips?
Again she shook her head.
A young man sent to his death by the great detective. Over the Waterloo Bridge. And that isn’t the only one. You must know the case of the dancing men? It was in the newspaper.
No, sir.
Mr. Hilton Cubitt?
I do not read newspapers.
Shot. Shot dead and his wife almost killed as well. No, no, Holmes is far from perfect. Did you know he has private means, miss? Well, I hear he turns down as many cases as he accepts, and why do you think? Why, I wonder, would a detective turn down so many cases? And please, don’t think I’m envious of him. I am not. I pity him. Why? Because he’s a deductive agent. He takes small clues and makes large things of them. Often wrong, in my opinion. There.
He threw his hands in the air. I’ve said it. Of course he’s famous, but I’m afraid he doesn’t understand people. With Holmes there are always clues: marks on the ground, the fortuitous faggot of ash on the table, a singular type of clay on the boat. But what of the case with no clues? It’s commoner than you think, Miss Cousture. Then it’s about people. About reading people.
Here he gestured at the shelf holding his small collection of books on the psychology of the mind. I am an emotional agent, not a deductive agent. And why? I see people. I see into their souls. I smell out the truth with my nose.
As he spoke, his stare fixed on her, I noticed her flush. Her eyes fell to the floor.
And sometimes that smell is so strong it burrows inside me like a worm,
he continued. "I know people. I know them so badly it torments me. That is how I solve my cases. I might not have my picture in the Daily News. I might not have a housekeeper and rooms in Baker Street and a brother in the government, but if I choose to accept your case—and I don’t guarantee that until I hear what you have to say—if I choose to accept it, then you’ll find no fault in me nor in my assistant."
I watched him with great admiration: when he got into his stride, the guvnor was irrepressible. And what he said was true: his emotions were both his strength and his weakness. That was why he needed me more than he sometimes understood.
I’m sorry,
said Miss Cousture. I do not mean to insult you. I know nothing of this detective business. All I know is how they talk of Mr. Holmes. Forgive me, sir.
He nodded and harrumphed, and finally sat back in his chair by the fire.
Tell us all. Leave nothing out. Who is your brother and why do you need to find him?
She clasped her hands in her lap and composed herself.
We are from Rouen, sir. I come here just two years before to work. I’m a photographer. In France they do not accept a woman as photographer, and so my uncle he helps me gain employment here, on Great Dover Street. He is a dealer of art. My brother Thierry worked for a patisserie at home, but there was a little trouble.
Trouble?
demanded the guvnor. What trouble?
She hesitated.
Unless you tell me everything, I cannot help.
They accuse him of stealing from the shop,
she said.
And did he steal?
I think yes.
She glanced humbly at him, then her eyes brushed my own. I’m ashamed to confess that even though I was married more than fifteen years before to the most commonsensical woman in the whole of Walworth, that look stirred up an urge in me that hadn’t been stirred in a while. This young woman with her almond face and her single chipped tooth was a natural beauty.
Continue,
he said.
He had to go very quick from Rouen so he followed me to London. He found a job in a chophouse. Four nights ago he comes back from work very scared. He begs of me some money to go back to France. He will not tell me why he must go back. I’ve never seen him so much scared.
She paused here to catch her breath and dab at her eyes with the corner of a yellowed handkerchief. I say no to him. I could not let him go back to Rouen. If he returns he will be in trouble. I don’t want this.
She hesitated again, a tear appearing in her eye.
But perhaps more I wanted him here in London with me. This is a lonely city for a stranger, sir. And a dangerous one for a woman.
Take a moment, mademoiselle,
said my employer nobly. He sat forward in his chair, his belly hanging on his knees.
He left in a great anger. I have not seen him since. He’s not been at work.
The tears began to flow properly now. Where does he sleep?
Now, my dear,
said the guvnor. You don’t need us. Your brother’s no doubt hiding. He’ll seek you when he feels safe.
She held her handkerchief over her eyes until she had control of herself. She blew her nose.
I can pay, if that’s what concerns you,
she said at last, pulling a small purse from inside her coat and withdrawing a handful of guineas. Look.
Put them away, miss. If he’s that frightened, he’s probably back in France.
She shook her head.
No, sir, he is not in France. The day after I refuse him I come from work and see that my clock is gone, and my second shoes and a shift I bought only this winter last. The landlady says me he was there that afternoon.
There! He’s sold them to pay his fare.
No, sir. His papers, his clothes, they are still in my room. How he enters France without the papers? Something has happened to him.
As she spoke, she dropped the coins back into the purse and withdrew some notes. Please, Mr. Arrowood. He’s all I have. I have nobody to turn to.
The guvnor watched as she unfolded two five-pound notes: it was some time since we’d seen banknotes in that room.
Why not go to the police?
he asked.
They will say what you say. I beg you, Mr. Arrowood.
Miss Cousture, I could take your money, and no doubt there are many private agents in London who would happily have it. But it’s one of my principles that I never take money if I don’t think there’s a case, particularly from a person with limited means. I don’t mean to insult you, but I’m sure that money you have there is either hard saved or borrowed. Your brother’s probably holed up with a woman somewhere. Wait a few more days. If he doesn’t return, then come back and see us.
Her pale face flushed. She rose and stepped to the grate, holding the banknotes to the glowing coals. If you do not take my case I put this money in your fire,
she said sharply.
Please be sensible, miss,
said the guvnor.
The money’s nothing to me. And I think you prefer it in your pocket than your fire?
The guvnor groaned, his eyes fixed on the notes. He shifted forward in his chair.
I will!
she said in desperation, moving them down to the flames.
Stop!
he cried when he could bear it no more.
You will take my case?
He sighed. Yes, yes. I suppose.
And you will keep my name secret?
If that’s what you wish.
We charge twenty shillings a day, Miss Cousture,
I said. Five days’ payment in advance for a case of missing persons.
The guvnor turned away and began to fill his pipe. Although he was usually short of money, he was always uncomfortable receiving it: it was too open an admission for one of his class that he needed it.
Once the business was conducted, he turned back to us.
Now, we need the details,
he said, sucking on his pipe. His age, his appearance. Do you have a photograph?
He’s twenty-three. Not so well-grown like you, sir,
she said, looking at me. In the middle between Mr. Arrowood and you. His hair’s the colour of the wheat and he has a long burn on the ear, on this side. I have no picture. I am sorry. But there are not many in London with our accent.
Where did he work?
The Barrel of Beef, sir.
My heart fell. The warm five-pound note I held now felt cold as cabbage. The guvnor’s hand, holding the smoking pipe, had dropped. His eyes gazed into the fire. He shook his head and did not reply.
Miss Cousture frowned.
What is it, sir?
I held the money out to her.
Take it, miss,
I said. We cannot take the case.
But why? We have an agreement.
I looked at the guvnor, expecting him to answer. Instead, a low growl came from his lips. He took the poker and began to stab the glowing coals. As I held out the money to her, Miss Cousture looked from me to him.
There is a problem?
We have a history with the Barrel of Beef,
I said at last. The owner, Stanley Cream, you’ve probably heard of him?
She nodded.
We came up against him a few years back,
I said. The case went badly wrong. There was a man who was helping us, John Spindle. A good man. Cream’s gang beat him to death and we couldn’t do nothing about it. Cream swore to have us killed if ever he saw us again.
She remained silent.
He’s the most dangerous man in South London, miss.
So you are afraid,
she said bitterly.
All of a sudden the guvnor turned. His face was glowing from staring so intensely into the fire.
We will take the case, miss,
he declared. I do not go back on my word.
I bit my tongue. If Miss Cousture’s brother was connected to the Beef, there was a good chance he really was in trouble. There was a good chance he was already dead. At that moment, working on the cabs seemed like the best job in London.
When Caroline Cousture had left, the guvnor fell heavily onto his chair. He lit his pipe and stared into the fire as he thought.
That woman,
he said at last, is a liar.
Chapter Two
WE WERE JUST finishing the pie and potatoes I’d fetched for our dinner when the door from the shop burst open. There on the hearth, carrying a carpetbag in one hand and a tuba case in the other, was a woman of middle age. She wore grey and black; her bearing spoke of a well-travelled soul. The guvnor was immediately struck dumb. I jumped to my feet and bowed, quickly wiping the grease from my fingers onto the back of my trousers.
She nodded briefly at me, then turned back to him. For a long time they looked at each other, him with a look of surprised shame, she with a righteous superiority. Finally, he managed to swallow the potato he held in his mouth.
Ettie,
he said. What... You’re...
I can see I’ve arrived just in time,
she replied, her noble eyes travelling slowly over the pill jars and ale flagons, the ash spilling from the fire, the newspapers and books piled on every surface. Isabel hasn’t come back then?
His big lips pursed and he shook his head.
She turned to me.
And you are?
Barnett, ma’am. Mr. Arrowood’s employee.
Pleased to meet you, Barnett.
She returned my smile with a frown.
The guvnor eased himself from his chair, brushing the flakes of pastry from his woollen vest.
I thought you were in Afghanistan, Ettie.
It appears there’s much good work to be done amongst the poor of this town. I’ve joined a mission in Bermondsey.
What, here?
exclaimed the guvnor.
I’m going to stay with you. Now, pray tell me where I shall sleep.
Sleep?
The guvnor glanced at me with fear on his face. Sleep? You have a nurse’s quarters of some kind, surely?
From now on I’m in the employ of the good Lord, Brother. It’s no bad thing, by the look of this place. These mountains of papers are a hazard, for a start.
Her eyes fell on the little staircase at the back of the room. Ah. I’ll just see the space now. No need to accompany me.
She put her tuba on the floor and marched up the stairs.
I made tea for the guvnor while he sat staring out the murky window as if he was about to lose his life. I broke a piece of toffee from my pocket and offered it to him; he put it greedily in his mouth.
Why did you say Miss Cousture is a liar?
I asked.
You must watch more closely, Barnett,
he said as his teeth worked on the toffee. There was a point in my speech when she flushed and refused my eye. Only one. It was the moment I told her I could see into a person’s soul. That I smelt out the truth. You didn’t notice?
Did you do it deliberately?
He shook his head.
It’s a good trick, I think,
he said. I might use it again.
I’m not sure it is. Lying’s a way of life where I come from.
It is everywhere, Barnett.
I mean they won’t flush if you accuse them.
But I didn’t accuse her. That’s the trick. I was talking about myself.
He was making hard work of that toffee, and a little juice escaped the side of his mouth. He wiped it away.
What was she lying about, then?
He held up his finger, grimacing as he tried to work the toffee off his molar.
That I do not know,
he replied when he’d freed it. Now, I must remain this afternoon and find out what the deuce my sister intends to do here. I’m sorry, Barnett. You’ll have to visit the Barrel of Beef yourself.
I was none too pleased with this.
Maybe we should wait until you’re able to come,
I suggested.
Don’t go inside. Wait across the street until a worker comes out. A washerman or a serving girl. Someone who could do with a penny. See what you can find out, but do nothing that’ll put you at risk. Above all, don’t let Cream’s men see you.
I nodded.
I’m quite serious, Barnett. I doubt you’d get a second chance this time.
I don’t intend to go anywhere near his men,
I said unhappily. I’d as soon not be going there at all.
Just be careful,
he said. Come back here when you have something.
As I made to go he glanced up at the ceiling, where the scrape of furniture being moved could be heard.
* * *
The Barrel of Beef was a four-storey building on the corner of Waterloo Road. In the evenings it was patronized mostly by young men arriving in hansom cabs from across the river, looking for some life after the theatres and political meetings had shut down for the night. Downstairs at the front was a pub, one of the biggest in Southwark, with two floors of supper rooms above that. The rooms were often booked out by dining societies, and on a summer’s night, when the windows were open and the music had begun, it could be like walking past a roaring sea. On the fourth floor were gaming tables, and these were the most exclusive. This was the respectable face of the Barrel of Beef. Around the back, down a stinking lane of beggars and streetwalkers, was the Skirt of Beef, a taproom so dark and so fugged with smoke you’d start to weep the minute you stepped in.
It was a cold July so far, more like early spring, and I cursed the chill wind as I set myself up on the other side of the street, slumped in a doorway like a tramp aside the warm cart of a potato man, my cap pulled low over my face, my body covered in an old sack. I knew too well what Cream’s men would do if they discovered me watching the place again. There I waited until the young men got back into their cabs and the street went quiet. Soon a group of serving girls in drab grey clothes came out and marched down eastwards towards Marshalsea. Four waiters were next, a couple of chefs behind. And then, at last, just the kind of old fellow I was looking for. He wore a long ragged coat and boots too big for him, and he hurried and stumbled down the street as if in urgent need of a crapper. I followed him through the dark streets, barely bothering to keep hidden: he’d have no reason to suspect anyone would be interested in him. A light rain began to fall. Soon he arrived at the White Eagle, a gin palace on Friar Street, the only drinking place still open at that late hour.
I waited outside until he had a drink in his hand. Then I strode in and stood at the counter next to him.
For you?
asked the fat bartender.
Porter.
I had quite a righteous thirst and downed half the pint in a single swallow. The old fellow supped his gin and sighed. His fingers were puckered and pink.
Troubles?
I asked.
Can’t drink that stuff no more,
he growled, nodding at my pint. Makes me piss something rotten. Wish I could, though. I used to love a drop of beer. Believe me I did.
Sitting on a high stool behind a glass screen was a man I recognized from the street outside the Beef. He wore a black suit, rubbed thin at the elbows and ragged at the boot, and there was not a hair on his head. His match-selling business suffered on account of his habit of exploding into a series of jerks and tics that made people passing him jump back in fright. Now he was muttering to himself, staring into a half-pint of gin, one hand grasping the other’s wrist as if arresting its movements.
St. Vitus’s Dance,
whispered the old man to me. A spirit got hold of his limbs and won’t let them go—least that’s what they say.
I sympathized with him about drinking beer and we got to talking about what it was like to get old, a subject about which he had much to say. Presently I bought him another drink, which he accepted greedily. I asked him what was his occupation.
Chief sculleryman,
he replied. You know the Barrel of Beef, I suppose?
’Course I do. That’s a fine place indeed, sir. A very fine place.
He straightened his beaten back and tipped his head in pride. It is, it is. I knows Mr. Cream as well, the owner. You know him? I knows all of them as run things down there. He give me, last Christmas this was, he give me a bottle of brandy. Just comes up to me as I was leaving and says, ‘Ernest, that’s for all what you’ve done for me this year,’ and gives it to me. To me especially. A bottle of brandy. That’s Mr. Cream, you know him?
He owns the place, I know as much as that.
A very fine bottle of brandy that was. Finest you can get. Tasted like gold, or silk or something like that.
He supped his gin and winced, shaking his head. His eyes were yellow and weepy, the few teeth left in his mouth crooked and brown. I been there ten years, more or less. He ain’t never had one reason to complain about my work all that time. Oh, no. Mr. Cream treats me right. I can eat anything as is left at the end of the night, long as I don’t take nothing home with me. Anything they ain’t keeping. Steak, kidneys, oysters, mutton soup. Don’t hardly spend any money on my food at all. Keep my money for the pleasures of life, I do.
He finished his gin and began to cough. I bought him another. Behind us a tired-looking streetwalker was bickering with two men in brown aprons. One tried to take her arm; she shook him off. Ernest looked at her with an air of senile longing, then turned back to me.
Not the others,
he continued. "Only me, on account of being there longest. Rib of beef. Bit of cod. Tripe if I