Insatiable
By Meg Cabot
3.5/5
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When you’re starting a relationship, blood drinking is a big red flag . . . A delicious tale by the #1 New York Times–bestselling author of Enchanted to Meet You!
Sick of hearing about vampires? So is Meena Harper. The soap opera writer is not happy when her show jumps onto the bloodsucker bandwagon and adds a vampire character. It’s not that she’s unfamiliar with the supernatural—she herself has the ability to foresee other people’s deaths. But her precognition couldn’t prepare her for sexy, brooding Romanian history professor Lucien Antonescu . . .
After murder victims drained of blood start turning up in New York City, Meena is accosted by the exceedingly attractive Alaric, a vampire hunter who has some bad news for her about her boyfriend. Turns out Lucien has a bit of a drinking problem, and it doesn’t involve alcohol. And Alaric, who’s investigating the killing spree, wants her help tracking him down. What to do? Who to believe? If only she could get a glimpse of her own destiny . . .
“[An] appealing love triangle.” —Booklist
“Cabot winningly applies her trademark likably fallible protagonists and breezy storytelling to a vampire war in New York City.” —Publishers Weekly
“I’d read a cereal box if it was written by Meg Cabot.” —Julia Quinn, #1 New York Times–bestselling author of Bridgerton
Meg Cabot
Meg Cabot was born in Bloomington, Indiana. Her more than eighty books for both adults and teens have included multiple #1 New York Times bestsellers, selling over twenty-five million copies worldwide. They have been made into numerous films and television series, the most well-known of which is The Princess Diaries. She currently lives in Key West with her husband and various cats.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Fabulous characters and dialog! Cabot rocks!
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5I finished it, but that's about all I can say. Cabot makes a statement early on about how unsexy vampires are, but then proceeds to try and make them sexy. She also introduces another love interest well after he would be able to capture the reader's (and protagonist's) interest, IMO.
Sloppy. - Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5So I give it a 3.5 really. It wasn't the best but also not the worst! Defiantly funny parts and cheesy parts so good for reading.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I have never really understood the appeal of vampires. Why on earth would you enjoy some dude not only biting you but also drinking your blood? Can you imagine kissing that? I thought kissing a smoker was unappealing, but the aftertaste of iron takes the cake! That's why I was so relieved to discover that Meg Cabot had created a character who could actually agree and understand my disdain for the vampire species.
My favorite thing about Cabot is that she has a wicked sense of humor. This novel had some fairly intense moments but Cabot kept it light by making it very clear that this is a parody of sorts. If you have read Insatiable and didn't laugh at least once, I'm sorry.
At first I was a tad irritated when Meena started falling for the vampire, but then I realized that she thinks he is a prince and she may just be more in love with the idea that she could be a princess. You point me in the direction of four heterosexual women who would not feel the same. Therefore, I decided to not be annoyed by her feelings. What ended up really irritating me was actually how unbelievably quickly everything progresses. One minute Meena loves Lucien and hates Alaric and then in a hot minute everything changes.
The book seemed to start off really well and then morphed into, daresay, lazy writing. It stopped being quite as funny and just kind of irritated me. With that said, up until the last hundred pages I was enjoying the ride and looking forward to more which is why I gave it the rating I did. I doubt I will read the next book because I'm just not really interested.
As a random side note. If you have read this book, did/could you picture Meena as Tina Fey? - Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Okay so it wasn't until I was like a quarter of the way through the book that I realized that this is JUST LIKE TRUE BLOOD. Mind reader meets vampire and they fall in love. Well Meena can't read minds, just tell you when you're going to die. She works for a soap opera as a dialogue writer and she's having a very bad week. She was passed over for a promotion and the prince of darkness is in love with her and she with him, wreaking all kinds of havok in her life.
Short chapters usually mean that pacing will be quick but honestly this book just felt like it dragged a little bit. I may have liked it better if it had been a little bit pared down. It felt like it took way too long for Meena and Lucien to meet and then it took way too long for them to find out each others secrets.
The characters were mostly all likable (except for Meena's brother Jon he was kind of a pain in the butt and I frequently found myself wanting to strangle him.) There were also some minor characters I would have liked to have gotten to know a little bit better.
There was one thing I was a little bit confused about(I'm going to try and be vauge cause I don't want to cause a spoiler). Knowing who Lucien is descended from and due to several brief mentions of a great grandmother named Wilhemina Harker I find myself wondering if all of these characters are supposed to be direct descendents of the characters from Drakula or if the writer was just doing an homage. Meena being a descendent of the original Mina Harker might explain where her powers came from. - Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5*headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*
Okay, normally I dont hate on books. I see them as entertainment - a view into another person's mind and/or fantasies. They're fun. I learn something new, its a bonus. I only need a strong main character, a decent plot and an ending that doesnt make me puke or scream.
I did lots of these during Cabot's vampire novel. About the only thing I found interesting was when she punts a bat off the top of the building - but not enough amusement to redeem a book that either is an attempt at cashing in on the vampire hype OR Cabot's way of making fun of the literature.
First off, it starts way too slow. It took 1/3rd of the book for whats-her-face and whats-his-face to meet. Oh right, Lucien and uh..whatever. I cant even remember their names. The characters were meh, the plot was..more meh and the ending? Love triangle? Really? I get it, a sequel, well played madam. Yet..
Lucien is clearly insane. One moment hes thinking "redemption, salvation" and the next hes thinking "con her into letting me bite her" and the next "i want to make my meal into a vampire so we can be together forever!" *headdesk* Do they have mood stabilizing drugs for Vampires? If not, I have a fantastic guinea pig right here! He starts off as decently cultured, intelligent and hoping for redemption and makes a speedy de-evolution into..Im not sure. Creepy stalker? He sounds EXACTLY like Dimitri Belikov from the Vampire Academy series. "One day, my pretty, my stalking will come to fruition and I will eat you!" Oi.
And the weird Palatine guard? Oh lord. At least his character isnt too insane, over the top or stalkerish. We learn most about him, and his character is most fleshed out. He isnt realistic, though. He was treated so badly when a child and now he wants to save everyone from vampires? Sure its possible, but his reasoning in the book? Do we get it? I dont remember, honestly.
The heroine is flaky, has a useless ability that Im nto even sure WHY vampires would need it. Who care how my food is going to die? Damn. She whines about some totebag, and when she finally gets it? Doesnt want it. Kinda like how she wanted Lucien then didnt want him - but wants the guard guy instead once she has the prince(not a theme here? I cant even begin to take this book seriously enough to remember names..cept the one named after the vampire in Underworld.)
Mrs Cabot, is this a spoof novel? If so..it made me hate vampires like you wanted, but unfortunately just yours. I will not be reading book two. Anyone want to light a bonfire of Insatiable? - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Meena Harper is a dialogue writer for Insatiable, TV's number two daytime soap--the she hopes to become head writer for the show she's loved for years (even before she worked on it). There's something else Meena Harper does, something she doesn't let everyone know about . . . she knows when people are going to die just by meeting them.
She knows from experience that people aren't quite open to receiving her news, so she's found ways to warn them without quite telling them why they need to keep her number around or avoid elevators or chicken wings.
Meena's life is about to get a whole lot more interesting because not only is Insatiable about to introduce a vampire storyline to compete with Lust the number one soap (which Meena hates because vampires are misogynistic monsters), but her talkative neighbor sends out an e-vite for a dinner party with her husband's cousin, a Romanian prince who's in town.
Lucien Antonescu, a history professor in Budapest is in town to catch a serial killer leaving exsanguinated girls in NYC parks--and, apparently, attend a dinner party.
Soon, his nemesis Alaric Wulf of the Palatine Guard-a group of vampire hunters headed by the Vatican--is also in Meena's life and a vampire war is under way. Not to mention her pregnant best friend or her laid off brother living with her trying to convince her best friend's also laid off husband to become a cop.
While it's true the summary makes it sound like there are about ten million things going on in Insatiable (and the Amazon one says some things that I'm pretty sure aren't revealed until later a good bit later on--or I missed them!), it's okay because it's 464 pages. And because it all works together.
The characters each have their own things going on and their own reason for being in the story; they're not just there to provide something another character needs. And a soap opera is a perfect backdrop for a vampire story if you think about it--the absurdity that's always in soaps and the suggestion of vampires to normal people being absurd if you're rational.
Meena hating vampires, being so sure they're fictional (and also kind of dumb), and also being so, so against having them on her soap made the story even more enjoyable. Really this is partially an anti-vampire book that is also the best vampire book I've read in ages.
The relationships between the characters are so real and compelling that I wanted more because I really just couldn't get enough of any of them--or this story.I think this is a series and I desperately, desperately hope it is because there are certain characters/relationships/storylines that I really just need more of--and soon.
I'm starting to think I do better with Meg Cabot's adult books than I do with her YA books (and wonder if that's true for anyone else?). I think this was her NaNoWriMo novel, too and that's just insanity to me.
It is above a YA content level--not like Jeaniene Frost's Halfway to the Grave (review on my blog) but a little more than Cabot's own Size 12 Is Not Fat (review on blog, too). If you're good with that content level I very much suggest reading it!
The hugest of thank you's to the publisher for sending this book to me because I might not have read it very soon if I hadn't gotten it in the mail and I massively adored it.
10/10 - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I'm a sucker for vampire stories, so I had a feeling I would enjoy Insatiable. Glad to say I did! This was my first Meg Cabot book. I enjoyed her characterizations and writing style very much. I was pleased to see the many references made to Bram Stoker's Dracula throughout the book. Not just when Meena takes out her copy, but the many hidden references that a reader who is unfamiliar with the Bram Stoker novel may be unaware of. If you're a fan of Meg Cabot, or a fan of vampires, definitely check this one out!
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5This is NOT a 3 star book. This is a 1 or 2 star book with a couple moments of truly nice characterization that I loved so much I gave a 3 star rating. Given that the protagonist of the story is a soap opera dialogue writer ENCOURAGED(forced) to develop a vampire plotline for her show, I have to wonder if Meg Cabot was ENCOURAGED to write this book. Without the too few moments of truly delicious internal dialogue that made the pricess diaries for me, this is just a poor attempt to cash in on vampire mania.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I loved this book.Meena Harper is a special woman that just by watching you she knows how you're going to die. She writes for a soap opera and now her bosses want to put vampires in the story! Vampires! She can't stand them, especially when they're going to destroy a soap that goes on for 30 years. So when her strange neighbor Mary Lou invites her for dinner to meet her relative that is also a "Prince", she decides to accept to get some ideas to remedy the mess her bosses want to make by putting vampires in the show. What she does not know is that she will fall in love for the prince and she will discover to be not only in a "vampire war" on the network, but in a REAL vampire war, and that she is at the center of it all.Very amusing.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Great book!
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I bought this for my school library, and would expect the older students who enjoyed Meg Cabot's teen books to be really pleased with it.Meena Harper (see what she did there?) is a TV writer who doesn't believe in nonsense like vampires - even though she has supernatural powers herself - and is horrified when she is required to write sensational vampire plotlines for the soap opera she works on.But life has a big surprise for Meena - I don't need to spell it out do I? The plot is fairly predictable and unsurprising, but Cabot can write engaging characters, and the action scenes are exciting. I liked the ending, it sets things up for the sequel, but in a way that works with Meena's character.This is in no way an exacting read, but it is quite fun and I know that some of my year 10 and 11 students are going to love it.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I normally try to avoid Meg Cabot, simply because I've found some of her writing too teeny-bopper for me, but this book was written for adults and features an all-adult cast list. Now this is a book that could be made into a movie.
The book starts out as an anti-vampire book, and makes fun of the over-saturation in pop culture through Meena Harper's character. I love Meena's character right away, with her writing skills and passion for a decades-old soap opera, she is someone I can relate to. Her ability to predict others' deaths only makes her more intriguing. I also find it fittingly ironic when more and more of the people around Meena turn out to be vampires, as she eventually acknowledges herself.
Even though the book is written for adults, Meg Cabot still keeps the writing clean, skipping through the intimate bedroom scenes with only the smallest of hints at the sordid details. She also leaves many of the gruesome aspects of the plot up to the imagination of the readers, which I prefer.
Because this book is all about tongue-in-cheek irony, it is only fitting that the state of Meena's mind -- the jumbled mess of a writer -- attracts the prince of all vampires, Lucien, who happens to be a Romanian history professor when he isn't attending to his princely duties. I get the feeling that there is more to Lucien and Meena's attraction to each other than what Meg Cabot is telling the reader, but by the end of the book, this is still a mystery. Plus, a good-looking vampire slayer suffering from too much micromanagement and even less communication skills causes some interesting conflicts and obstacles for Meena and Lucien. His attraction to Meena is like water to a sponge, but Meena is less drawn to Alaric.
I wasn't crazy by how the book ended, but it made sense for Meena's independence. Still, I'm hoping Meena's choices will change in the next book, Overbite. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Really enjoyed this book. Thought the sense of humor was brill. The only part I didn't like was the dragon to be honest but the rest was very good.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Fun and funny and romantic. Sort of perfect for what it is - romantic, comedic, fantasy adventure.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Good antidote to a lot of the Twilight creepy stuff, and I'm glad Meg Cabot wrote it, but meh. Fair characters, good plot, but just ok. I liked that the heroine ended up making healthy choices, but more than most of Cabot's books I just am not the demographic.
I also have a really hard time with anyone wanting a $5000 purse. Really. I did like the dog. And the HR handbook of the Vatican based vampire hunting group. Actually a lot of the background stuff was more fun than the story and more like Cabot.
Meg Cabot's YA usually works for me, and I read a lot of YA even though I'm in my 50s but this one felt stilted and written as a response as much as an independently developed story. I'll buy more if she writes them, but not in hardcover. - Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I should have read this instead of listening. There were times the heroine's waffling and indecision was drawn out and the dialouge was bogged down with Dracula history so skimming would have helped
But...it was Cabot so it was also fun, clever and breezy. I both liked and was frustrated by Meena, the heroine. I appreciate that Cabot has her make tough choices at the end. It will be interesting to see where she goes with this series. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My first reaction to this book: “No. We’re not doing the vampire thing, are we? We are? *defeated sigh*” (This was announced at the height of the vampire craze). And yet, my feelings of foreboding were proven wrong.
I like this book—for starters, Meena’s an enjoyable protagonist. She’s well-meaning, but because of her precognition, you can really tell how reserved she is. Sure, she obsesses over handbags and men, but she doesn’t really get hung up over it, aside from an increasingly frustrating morning. Which I can relate to; I’ve had those days when a little thing like someone getting something that I want drives me over the edge. I like that she’s genuinely torn about her feelings for Lucien, and she actually makes a fantastic argument for not wanting to be with him. Meena feels more natural and realistic, even with her powers and the vampires. Also, I like Lucien and Alaric as love interests, despite the LOVE TRIANGLE aspect. They both have a good, natural chemistry and dialogue with Meena, and I can reasonably see her with either one. If I had to nitpick, I really didn’t like knowing a thousand tiny details about Alaric. There’s an annoying tendency to make main characters quirky, which is okay; but when there’s quirk after quirk, it feels less like characterization and more like a gimmick. I’m kinda waiting on the second book to pass judgment on Alaric’s characterization.
The supporting cast is good, but I wouldn’t say that they’re particularly memorable. I liked Meena’s brother, Jon, if only because his incompetence leads to some pretty good “Nice Job Breaking It” moments. I wasn’t a huge fan of Leisha, if only because all she seemed to do was fulfill the Pregnant/Married/Fat Best Friend role. The only real standout side character was Mary Lou Antonescu, while despite being comic relief (and a very obvious Real Housewives jab), was a fresh breath in the book.
My biggest problem with the plot is that the revelation that the bad vampires are behind everything: the vampire plot line on the soap Meena writes for, the murders, and are basically preparing to take over the world. It feels too coincidental and just seems to act as a way to wrap up the plot for a first book in a neat little bow. It also reeks of comic book villainy, I expected the vamps to start twirling mustaches as they evil laughed. At the same time, though, I read it as a jab toward how prevalent vampires are in the media at the moment (or when it was written—2009).
There are two major nitpicks I’d like to point out—Meena continuously references Stoker’s Dracula (makes sense, as Lucien is supposed to be Vlad Tepes’s son) but she and other characters ultimately fail these references. For example, the vampires bursting into flame in sunlight is brought up as being a staple in any vampire lore across the cultures…except that idea was introduced in 1922. The second is that when Meena recounts the book’s plot to herself, she mentions that Mina Murray falls in love with Dracula. FAIL—Mina was forcibly bitten by Dracula and is actually disgusted by him. (Rape implications!) If Meena had referenced a film version rather than the book, I would have been okay with this comparison, but since it is specifically the Stoker novel, my inner English major is just screaming “Wrong! Do not pass Go! Do not collect $200!”
I think the major reason why I really enjoy this book is that it’s one of the few recent chick lit paranormal novels to point out that there’s a downside to the whole vampire schtick, as well as pointing out how messed up romanticizing death and vampirism is. Meena even says “How is knowing a guy wants to kill you is hot?”—it’s so dead perfect when you look at a lot of the big paranormal series. (And yes, someone does accuse Lucien of sparkling at least once.) I like that Meena doesn’t like the idea of vampires, mostly for that reason. On the other hand, we have Mary Lou, who does like being a vampire and the “life” that comes with it. (In other words, “Vampirism: It’s not for everyone.”) Meena’s argument is that she doesn’t want to die, because it’s not a real life, a point which really comes across when you find out what the bad vampires are actually doing. Plus, it’s an argument that make sense.
Again, there are many things that I do like about this book, but it does have its faults like the majority of novels out there. The dialogue is snappy, I enjoyed the characters; however, there were a few things weighing down in the back of my mind. I’m really interested in reading the sequel and see what improves. - Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5I stuck with this book and really wish I hadn't. Half of the characters are complete morons and the beginning of the book is slow. I was very annoyed to have spent my reading time on this book only to have it end the way it did. I won't read Cabot again.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Sometimes I feel like if you've read one Meg Cabot book, you've read them all. And then I feel slightly blasphemous.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I normally finish Meg Cabot books it one to two days. I find them to be light and enjoyable reads that are funny and entertaining. So I'm a little confused about why it took me so long to finish this book because I really enjoyed the characters and liked the idea of the plot.
I really liked Meena, the story's protagonist. I love that she can tell how a person is going to die. I love that her dog's name is Jack Bauer. And I especially love that in a book about vampires, Meena doesn't like them. That fact makes her relationship and interactions with Lucien all the more realistic. Despite the fact that Lucien charms her, Meena is wary of him and his motives and nature. This makes the story more relatable and more realistic (because who wouldn't be hesitant around a vampire, even if they are charming and handsome?). I also enjoy the fact that Lucien doesn't sparkle.
Overall, I enjoyed the book. While it isn't my favourite Meg Cabot book I am looking forward to reading the sequel. And if I ever get a dog I am naming it Jack Bauer. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Meena Harper knows about the supernatural, she sees how people are going to die all the time, little does she know what's going to happen to her life when vampires enter into it. And then an ancient society of vampire hunters follow.It's not a bad read, somewhat predictable occasionally but then Cabot pulls a comment out of her bag of tricks that makes me laugh. There is some gentle fun taken out of some of the Vampire cliches and I enjoyed that part the most. I also really liked how it ended and how Meena makes her own mind up and involves both her head and her heart in her decision.It's not stellar, but it's fun.
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5I will admit to being new to Meg Cabot’s work and thus am not able to compare this book to any that came before it. Nor do I usually read books in this genre. However, I found out about this book through a podcast interview and was intrigued by the idea of the heroine of a vampire novel hating vampires. I picked up this book in hopes of a spunky heroine whose entire life didn’t entirely revolve around her new vampire boyfriend and some good old fashioned bashing of the genre’s clichés. Unfortunately, this was not to be. The novel started off with practically every character discussing how annoying and weak girls who fall for vampires are; which is all good until the spunky main character ends up becoming one of them. She did not even put up the slightest fight. Sure there was a little moaning and some “how could he?”s thrown in there for a good measure, but the second he turned up again she completely forgave him without any explanation needed. It was rather irritating to watch how every time Meena saw another girl get abused it was bad, but when her boyfriend hurt her it was only because he loved her so much. I really hoped that by the end it would be revealed that she was being mind-controlled like all of the other girls and ditch the vampire. Cabot also seemed to go off on tangents about things that were really not significant to the plot. A good fifty pages probably could have been lopped off the novel if Meena would just stop obsessing over a stupid purse that has absolutely no significance to the plot. The whole “I want to become a head writer for the television show” also seemed to drop off the face of the planet about halfway through the book and was almost completely forgotten in the light of her new bf’s drama. In the end, I am still not sure if Meg Cabot intended this book to be a sarcastic look at modern vampire romances or if this was an serious attempt to redeem the genre that failed. Based on people’s reviews for her previous works I am hoping for the former and look forward to reading some of her other novels.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Meena Harper, a script writer for the soap opera Insatiable, has an almost normal life. She shares her apartment with her laid off brother, Jon, and her small dog, Jack Bauer. If it weren't for her ability to be able to tell when the people around her will die, she would be absolutely normal. But her chances for normality dwindle astronomically when she meets Lucien Antonescu, whose death she can't see. Mostly because he's already dead, a fact for which the vampire hunters in town would like to kill him. Being caught between vampires and vampire hunters turns Meena's life into something almost worthy of an Insatiable script. Except no one would ever believe it.I am inordinately fond of Meg Cabot's heroines. They're quirky, flawed, sweet, and a thorough joy to spend time with. In Insatiable, Cabot adds Meena's adorable brother, Jon, the mysterious Lucien, and the laser-focused Alaric to the mix, which makes for a delightful mix. She plays with the vampire tropes, challenges its mysoginistic tendencies, and brings in a twist on vampire lore I didn't see coming. Meena and the men in her increasingly dramatic life are all interesting to follow and while the novel takes a bit to warm up, once it does, it continues on at a pace that makes the pages fly by. A good piece of fluffy fun that didn't disappoint.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Summary: Three things about Meena Harper: 1) she knows when everyone she meets is going to die; 2) she hates our culture's current obsession with vampires, which is a problem, since 3) she is a writer for the soap opera Insatiable, and has just been told that they will be adding a vampire character to the show. Her mind is not totally on her troubles at work, however, since she's just met the perfect new guy: Lucien Antonescu, a Romanian prince who's related to her next-door neighbors. One thing that Meena doesn't know, however, is that Lucien is in fact a vampire prince, in New York to investigate a string of killings that might be part of an ancient feud. And neither Meena nor Lucien realize that he is being tracked in turn by an equally ancient order of Vatican vampire hunters. But when these secrets start to be revealed, Meena has to re-think everything she's previously believed about vampires... and she has to do it fast.Review: I love the Mediator series, but I am really starting to wonder if I should just stick to Cabot's YA books, because between Size 12 is Not Fat and Insatiable, her adult novels just seem to make me rage-y. These books are chick-lit, marketed so they appeal to older teen girls as well as adult women, but they are filled with such irresponsible and angry-making attitudes and actions that it makes my blood boil.Meena talks a good talk about how vampires are romanticized misogyny and preying on the helpless buxom women who never fight back, and how she's not falling for it, etc., etc. And then? She promptly falls for the first vampire to waltz along. That's not even my main problem, though. Lucien, on the whole, is not a bad guy, and I can easily believe that Meena would find him attractive (maybe not in-love-with-him-within-24-hours attractive, but still). There's a part about whether or not she gave him permission in the throes of passion to drink her blood that reads as uncomfortably close to date rape, but even that was not worst offense this book committed.My main problem with Meena was that she was so damned weak when it came to fighting back against any kind of attack, whether it was getting passed over for a promotion at work, or when Alaric (the vampire hunter) forces his way into her apartment, physically assaults her, smashes her phone, holds a sword to her throat, and threatens to kill her and anyone she tries to contact for help. Not only are her efforts at fighting back feeble at best, but she stops in the middle of the assault to notice how attractive he is. Seriously. RAGE. Stop thinking about how pretty his eyes are and make with the kneeing him in the groin, girl! Even ignoring all of that, I still had problems with the writing itself. It's a long book, and the beginning's pretty slow to get going, with a lot of meandering. The characterizations are broad and not particularly interesting, or even necessarily self-consistent. (Tip for authors: you can have your characters be "one of those girls" who doesn't care about clothes and shoes, or you can have their primary daydream be owning a $5000 designer purse. Not both.) There were a number of errors scattered throughout that made the whole thing feel careless and rushed. (For example, each chapter began with the date, time, and place that it occurred, but all of the times were given as Eastern Standard Time, despite taking place in mid-April. Also, during one of Meena's inappropriate admirations of Alaric's eyes, "she was struck once again by how piercing and bright blue his pupils were." I'm sure she meant "irises", but it's much funnier if you picture it as written.)I'm not rating it as low as I might based on all of these issues because I was entertained by the first half. It was a fluffy, brainless vampire romance, but I liked the idea of Meena's psychic powers, and was willing to go along for the ride. It was only after Cabot started setting up the horribly off-putting love triangle (with the extremely unpleasant guy who had just physically assaulted Meena, let me remind you) that my blood pressure really started to rise. The book ends with a big climactic battle but no real resolution... but I highly doubt I'll be checking out the sequels. 2.5 out of 5 stars.Recommendation: This is not the worst offender in the "girl falls for guy who is trying to assault/kill her" category that I've read (that "honor" belongs to Hush, Hush), but it's definitely up there. There are other, better, and less angry-making paranormal romances out there.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Although this is essentially a vampire book, MCabot's take on it was done with humor and a tad of sexy. Lucien lives up to the modern allure of romanticized vampires, tall, dark, muscled, polished and everything you want and need your vampire to be. Plus the fact that he is smart and The Prince of Darkness did nothing but add to his magnetic persona. I can't blame Meena for falling madly in love with him but at the same time, I also admire the lass' fortitude and still managed to use her brains instead of her heart in the end. I'd like to see how Lucies will continue to seduce our pixie-haired heroine in Overbite.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Meg Cabot climbs aboard the vampire love train with her “Insatiable Series” starring cute pixie-ish Meena Harper (irresistible to both vampires and vampire-trackers); tall, dark and handsome vampire Lucien Antonescu (from Romania, of course); and tall, blonde and handsome vampire-tracker Alaric Wulf. (Note the name Alaric WULF presumably suggests that the character is meant to fill the usual werewolf role in these paranormal love triangles, while the name Meena Harper is of course a play on Mina Harker, the heroine of Bram Stoker’s 1897 novel Dracula.) Cabot stocks her story full of meta references like this, including hat-tips to Charlaine Harris and Stephenie Meyer.What struck me the most about this book, however, was not the parallels to other paranormal books as much as the many similarities to the chick lit genre. According to Stephanie Harzewski’s study, Chicklit and Postfeminism, characteristic elements of this genre include a twenty- or thirtysomething, white, middle- or upper-middle-class, never-married, childless, urban, heterosexual career woman engaged in a seriocomic romantic quest or dating spree. In addition, the heroine works in journalism, publishing, or other media; in spite of a frenetic work pace she experiences workplace obstacles; she is “quirky” or “creative”; she is hyper-aware of body size and caloric intake; and she places a great deal of importance on fashion and having the right (albeit beyond-her-budget) dresses, purses, and shoes).Sounds pretty much like Meena Harper to me! Meena is a dialogue-writer for a daytime soap that happens to want to add a vampire theme to the mix. Her hectic days don’t preclude her daydreaming about a $5,000 Marc Jacobs tote that ‘would perfectly round out [her] wardrobe.” And of course, she wouldn’t mind a romance either.As for Meena’s “quirkiness” however, it is different than the usual chick lit heroine’s in that it strays into the paranormal: Meena happens to have an ability to see how people are going to die (unless, that is, they heed her warnings and avoid the precipitating event). This trait makes her, analogously to Sookie Stackhouse, irresistible to vampires, who love to see something new under the sun (metaphorically speaking). The similarity to Sookie doesn’t end there; Meena’s brother Jon is a metaphorically spitting image of Sookie’s brother Jason. Lots of metaphors in this book, and even meta metaphors. The book is plenty cheesy, but not totally so (and many reviewers believe that the cheesiness is actually tongue-in-cheek cheesiness, and therefore doesn’t count as cheesiness). There are some very likeable characters, such as Meena’s next door neighbors, some very funny passages, and readers will be happy that they can opt for Team Lucien or Team Alaric, since teaming up over love triangles seems to be a popular activity these days.Some of the dialogue is just awful, such as what ensues when Alaric, the vampire tracker, tries to explain to a woman he is “rescuing” from a vampire that she isn’t experiencing “love”; rather, it is only dopamine, a neurotransmitter activated because of the excitement of being with ‘a creature of the night”: "‘How dare you?’ Sarah demanded hotly. ‘It isn’t dopa…whatever! It’s love! Love!”And if you think that sounds dumb, Alaric’s reaction is even dumber:"Alaric wanted to argue. Vampires were incapable of love – human love – because they didn’t have hearts. Well, technically, he supposed they possessed hearts, since that’s what he had to stab a stake into in order to kill them. But their hearts didn’t pump blood or beat. So how could they feel love, much less return it?Oh, Alaric. Is any grown-up really that dumb to think that “love” comes from the blood-pumping muscle in the chest? I suppose you think those chalky candy hearts on Valentine’s Day are real too! But the winner of the questionable writing is this passage, when Meena is thinking back on her previous evening’s “close encounter” with Lucien:"…instead of writing, she could only sit there and … recall the paths those strangely cool lips had traced across her skin as he’d dragged his mouth from her high round breasts, to her rib cage, to the soft curve of her belly… "Right! I know we all think about our high, round breasts! Well, ahem, I never have been able to, but I’m sure all of you out there with high, round breasts generally tend to think of yourself as having high, round breasts when you think about such things…. (One can only admire the author’s restraint in not using the word “perky”….)Evaluation: This book is diverting, and not a bad example of the combination of its two genres. It will especially appeal to chick lit fans who might like a little paranormal spice added to the usual isn’t-it-getting-old-by-now formula.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5During my short - and wonderful life- I've read lots of books by Meg Cabot ( I'll try to make reviews of most of them) and I love most of them.Since the moment I saw the cover of this book I was hooked. I mean, look at it? Don't you think it's gorgeous? I do. I think it's elegant, sexy and really pretty. The drees is simple delightful and don't miss the detail of the tatoo in her arm and the stake she is holding.The story goes around Meena, a woman with an special ability: She can tell when and how are you going to die. Since she understood her gift she is always trying to save as many people as she can (whitout looking as a crazy woman, of course). Her work? One of the coolest ones I've ever hear: she is the writer of a TV series that she loved since a child, "Insatiable". But now her beloved program is about to become a copy of the most boring topic in (her) the world: Vampires.As if that is not enought to make her miserable she is now sharing her apartment with her brother until he finds another job (and all he does is watch TV lying in the sofa).Besides that her cute dog, Jack Bauer (yes, as in the TV series 24) doesn't aprove her new boyfriend... who happens to be the Prince of Darkness himself, Lucien Antonescu (one of the sexiest vampires I've read about).And of course we can't forget the sexy and strong Alaric who works as a Palatine Guardian... killing (yes, your guess was right!) vampires.We have everything we need to fall in love with this book: the love triangle (Lucien-Meena-Alaric), the funny characters (Mari Lou and Emil, siblings of Lucien), a strong and charismatic female character (Meena), the sexy/serious vampire (Lucien) and the focused protector (Alaric). And I did fell in love with this book but... Somehow, I didn't enjoyed it that much until chapter eleven... Maybe because, since we see the story from differents points of view each chapter it was a little bit confusing.The ending is not the "happy ending" I was expecting but since there is going to be a sequel (scheduled for Summer of 2011) I'm going to wait for it... I'm dying to know what happens next!
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5INSATIABLE, by Meg Cabot, was a fiery love story in the midst of a supernatural battle. Cabot took a classic vampire legend and twisted it into a modern New York love story. Reader be aware, this is not your typical vampire book!Each character in Insatiable was vivacious and one-of-a-kind. Meena seems like a normal woman just trying to find a man and a well-deserved promotion, but her supernatural abilities to see someone's death makes her truly unique. It was hard to believe this woman had such trouble in finding a man because within days of vampires taking over her beloved television program, two men fall head over heels for her! The tension between Lucien, Meena, and Alaric was captivating. I enjoyed the different point of views that the book revealed and I liked digging into these mens brains about how they truly felt about Meena. I really loved the sassy exchanges between characters even "the Contessa" next door and her constant needling in Meena's life made me laugh. And the general desperation for a job that her brother, Jon, possessed was very amusing.I enjoyed the plot line with the soap opera and how the executives were changing a timeless drama into a modern vampire tale to snare in the newer audience. Cabot did an amazing job of weaving Meena's real-life into the supernatural twist of fate that occurred after meeting Lucien.Also, how great is the cover? The red dress encompasses the title, Insatiable. And the stake and dragon arm clasp hints of the danger and suspense that is exposed beyond the cover.Overall, I adored this book! I felt the characters were very real even with the added element of vampires and premonitions. I could imagine knowing any of these characters in real-life and experiencing the normal day-to-day that they do. Cabot left this book wide open for more tales of Meena fighting against vampires and trying to veer away from her love for Lucien. I really hope there is more to come!
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I began reading this book because the inside-the-book-cover description started off as, "Sick of hearing about vampires? So is Meena Harper."The first part of the book seemed to focus on the now-clichéd vampire plots and books that many of us are sick of (like twilight). It was funny. But it turned into a conventional plot with Meena having romantic interest in a vampire and a wolf. (Except the wolf isn't a wolf, its just his last name..haha Meg I get the twilight reference..)All that said, it was a fun read, but turned out to be a little too cliché.
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Insatiable - Meg Cabot
Chapter One
9:15 A.M. EST, Tuesday, April 13
Downtown 6 platform
East Seventy-seventh Street and Lexington Avenue
New York, New York
It was a miracle.
Meena hurried onto the subway car and grabbed hold of one of the gleaming silver poles, hardly daring to believe her good fortune.
It was morning rush hour, and she was running late.
She’d expected to have to cram herself into a car packed with hundreds of other commuters who were also running late.
But here she was, still panting a little from having run all the way to the station, stepping into a car that was practically empty.
Maybe, she thought, things are going to go my way for a change.
Meena didn’t look around. She kept her gaze fastened on the ad above her head, which declared that she could have beautiful, clear skin if she called a certain Dr. Zizmor right away.
Don’t look, Meena told herself. Whatever you do, don’t look, don’t look, don’t look….
With luck, she thought, she might make it all the way to her stop at Fifty-first Street without making eye contact or having any interaction at all with another human being….
It was the butterflies—life-size—that caught Meena’s attention at first. No city girl would wear white pumps with huge plastic insects on the toes. The romance novel (Meena assumed it was a romance, based on the helpless-looking, doe-eyed young woman on the cover) the girl was reading had Cyrillic writing on it. The giant roller suitcase parked in front of her was an additional clue that the girl was from out of town.
Though none of that—including the fact that she’d pinned her long blond braids onto the top of her head, Sound of Music style, and had paired her cheap yellow polyester dress with purple leggings—was as dead a giveaway to her new-in-town status as what the girl did next.
Oh, I sorry,
she said, looking up at Meena with a smile that changed her whole face and made her go from merely pretty to almost beautiful. Please, you want sit?
The girl moved her purse, which she’d left on the seat next to her, so that Meena could sit down beside her. No New Yorker would ever have done such a thing. Not when there were a dozen other empty seats on the train.
Meena’s heart sank.
Because now she knew two things with absolute certainty: One was that, despite the miracle of the nearly empty subway car, things definitely weren’t going to go her way that day.
The other was that the girl with the plastic butterflies on her shoes was going to be dead before the end of the week.
Chapter Two
9:30 A.M. EST, Tuesday, April 13
6 train
New York, New York
Meena hoped she was wrong about Miss Butterfly.
Except that Meena was never wrong. Not about death. Giving in to the inevitable, Meena let go of the gleaming metal pole and slid into the seat the girl had offered.
So, is this your first time visiting the city?
Meena asked Miss Butterfly, even though she already knew the answer.
The girl, still smiling, cocked her head. Yes. New York City!
she cried enthusiastically.
Great. Her English was basically nonexistent.
Miss Butterfly had pulled out a cell phone and was scrolling through some photos on it. She stopped on one and held it up for Meena to see.
See?
Miss Butterfly said proudly. Boyfriend. My American boyfriend, Gerald.
Meena looked at the grainy picture. Oh, brother, she thought.
Why? Meena asked herself. Why today, of all days? She didn’t have time for this. She had a meeting. And a story to pitch. There was that head writing position, vacant now that Ned had had that very public nervous breakdown in the network dining room during spring sweeps.
Head writer was really where the money was on a show like Insatiable.
Meena needed money. And she was sure the pressure wouldn’t cause her to have a nervous breakdown. She hadn’t had one so far, and she had plenty of things to worry about besides Insatiable’s ratings.
A woman’s voice came over the subway car’s loudspeakers to warn that the doors were closing. The next stop, she announced, would be Forty-second Street, Grand Central Station.
Meena, having missed her own stop, stayed where she was.
God, Meena thought. When will my life stop sucking?
He looks very nice,
she lied to Miss Butterfly about Gerald. You’re here to visit him?
Miss Butterfly nodded energetically.
He help me get visa,
she said. And—
She used the cell phone to mimic taking photos of herself.
Head shots,
Meena said. She worked in the business. She understood exactly what Miss Butterfly was talking about. And her heart sank even more. So you want to be a model. Or an actress?
Miss Butterfly beamed and nodded. Yes, yes. Actress.
Of course. Of course this pretty girl wanted to be an actress.
Fantastic, Meena thought cynically. So Gerald was her manager, too. That explained a lot about the baseball cap—pulled down so low that Meena couldn’t see his eyes—and the number of gold chains around his neck in the photo.
What’s your name?
Meena asked.
Miss Butterfly pointed at herself, as if surprised Meena cared to discuss her as opposed to the ultra-fantastic Gerald.
I? I am Yalena.
Great,
Meena said. She opened her bag, dug around the mess inside it, and came up with a business card. She always had one handy for exactly this kind of situation, which unfortunately came up all too often … especially when Meena rode the subway. Yalena, if you need anything—anything at all—I want you to call me. My cell phone number is on there. See it?
She pointed to the number. You can call me anytime. My name is Meena. If things don’t work out with your boyfriend—if he turns out to be mean to you, or hurts you in any way—I want you to know you can call me. I’ll come get you, wherever you are. Day or night. And listen…,
she added. "Don’t show this card to your boyfriend. This is a secret card. For emergencies. Between girlfriends. Do you understand?"
Yalena just gazed at her, smiling happily.
She didn’t understand. She didn’t understand at all that Meena’s number might literally mean the difference between life and death for her.
They never understood.
The train pulled up to Forty-second Street station. Yalena jumped up.
Grand Central?
she asked, looking panicky.
Yes,
Meena said. This is Grand Central.
I meet my boyfriend here,
Yalena said excitedly, grabbing her huge roller bag and giving it a yank. She took Meena’s card in her other hand, beaming. Thank you! I call.
She meant she’d call to get together for coffee sometime.
But Meena knew Yalena would call her for something totally different. If she didn’t lose the card…or if Gerald didn’t find it and take it away. Then give her a fist sandwich.
Remember,
Meena repeated, following her off the train. Don’t tell your boyfriend you have that. Hide it somewhere.
I do,
Yalena said, and scrambled toward the nearest flight of stairs, lugging her suitcase behind her. It was so huge, and Yalena was so small, she could barely drag it. Meena, giving in to the inevitable, picked up the bottom of the girl’s incredibly heavy suitcase and helped her carry it up the steep and crowded staircase. Then she pointed Yalena in the direction the girl needed to go—the boyfriend was meeting her under the clock
in the big station.
Then, with a sigh, Meena turned around and headed for a train back uptown, so she could get to Madison and Fifty-third Street, where her office building was located.
Meena knew Yalena hadn’t understood a word she’d said. Well, maybe one in five.
And even if she had, there wouldn’t have been any point in telling the girl the truth. She wouldn’t have believed Meena, anyway.
Just like there was no point in following her now, seeing the boyfriend for herself, and then saying something to him like, I know what you really are and what you do for a living. And I’m going to call the police.
Because you can’t call the cops on someone for something they’re going to do. Any more than you can tell someone that they’re going to die.
Meena had learned this the hard way.
She sighed again. She was going to have to run now if she wanted to catch the next train uptown….
She just prayed there wouldn’t be too many people on it.
Chapter Three
6:00 P.M. EET, Tuesday, April 13
History Department
University of Bucharest
Bucharest, Romania
Professor?"
Lucien Antonescu smiled up at her from the enormous antique desk behind which he sat, grading papers. Yes?
So is it true,
Natalia asked, grasping at the first question she could think of, since she’d completely forgotten what she’d meant to ask him the moment his dark-eyed gaze fell upon her, that the oldest human remains ever found were discovered in Romania?
Oh, no! Human remains? How disgusting! How could she ask something so stupid?
"The oldest human remains found in Europe, Professor Antonescu said, correcting her gently.
The oldest human remains ever found were discovered in Ethiopia. And they’re roughly a hundred and fifty thousand years older than the remains found in what we consider modern-day Romania, in the Cave with Bones."
The girl was only half listening. He was the sexiest of all her instructors, and that included teaching assistants. On the University of Bucharest’s equivalent of Rateyourprof.com, Professor Lucien Antonescu had been given all 10s in the looks category.
And justifiably so, since he was over six feet tall, lean and broad shouldered, with thick dark hair that he wore brushed back from his temples and a smooth, gorgeous forehead.
As if all that weren’t enough, he had dark brown eyes that, in certain lights, when he was lecturing and grew excited about his subject matter—which happened frequently, because he was impassioned about Eastern European history—flashed red.
Surely the posts on the message boards were exaggerated … especially the ones hinting that he was related to the Romanian royal family and was a duke or a prince or something.
But since taking Professor Antonescu’s class, Natalia could see why he—and his course—was so popular. And why the line of girls—and some boys, though when he showed pictures of ancient Romanian art, Professor Antonescu spoke so appreciatively of the lush lines of the female form that there was no possible way he could be gay—at his office hours was so long. He was a gifted orator, with a regal yet very engaging presence….
And he was so very, very hot.
So,
Natalia said hesitantly, taking in the way his perfectly tailored black cashmere blazer molded those shoulders. She wondered why she couldn’t see his eyes—those dark, flashing eyes—better and realized it was because he had the shades to his office windows pulled down. She hoped he’d still notice that she’d worn a new shirt, one that showed off her cleavage to its best advantage. She’d bought it at a steep discount at H&M, but it still made her look irresistible. It would be correct to say that Romania is the cradle of civilization in Europe.
This, Natalia thought, sounded very intelligent.
It would be a lovely idea, of course,
Professor Antonescu said, looking thoughtful. Certainly there have been human beings living here for over two millennia, and this land has been the site of many bloody invasions, from the Romans to the Huns, until finally we had what today makes up modern-day Romania… Moldavia and Wallachia, and of course Transylvania. But the cradle of civilization… I don’t know that we can say that.
He was even better looking when he smiled, if such a thing were possible.
Professor.
The smile caused her to come undone. She knew she was not the first. His bachelor status was legendary, the intrigue heightening whenever he was spotted with a woman—never the same one twice—in the posher restaurants downtown. How many had he asked back to his castle—he owned a castle!—outside of Sighişoara, or to his enormous loft apartment in the trendiest district of Bucharest?
No one knew. Maybe hundreds. Maybe none. He didn’t seem to care to marry and start a family.
Well, all that would change when he tasted her cooking. Iliana, behind her in line to see him just now, had teased her for saying she was going to invite him over. So old-fashioned! She said Natalia should just offer to sleep with him right there, in his office, like Iliana was going to, and get it over with.
But Natalia’s mother had always told her she made the best sarmale of anyone in the family. One taste, her mother said, and any man would be hers.
Yes?
Professor Antonescu asked, one of those thick dark eyebrows raising.
Natalia wished he hadn’t done this. It only made him look more attractive and made her feel more foolish for what she was about to do.
Would you like to come to my place for a home-cooked meal sometime?
she asked, all in a rush. Her heart was beating wildly. She was sure he could see it thrumming behind her breast, considering how low-cut her new blouse was.
Something in the dimly lit office made a chirping sound.
I beg your pardon,
Professor Antonescu said. He reached into the inside pocket of his expensive coat and produced a slim cell phone … top of the line, of course. I thought I’d turned this off.
Natalia stood there, wondering if she ought to say something about the sarmale or perhaps undo another button of her blouse, as Iliana would have done…
…but she hesitated when she saw Professor Antonescu’s expression change as his gaze fell on the name on the caller identification.
I’m terribly sorry,
he said. This is an important call. I have to take it. Could we discuss this at another time?
Natalia felt her cheeks growing red. It was merely because he was looking at her … and yet had never once lowered his gaze below her neck.
Of course,
she said shamefacedly.
And please tell the others,
Professor Antonescu said as he accepted the call, that unfortunately I’ll have to end office hours early this evening. A family emergency.
Family emergency. He had family?
I’ll let them know,
the girl said, pleased. He trusted her! That would put Iliana in her place!
Thank you,
Professor Antonescu said politely as she slunk from the dark, lushly decorated room, all in richly appointed leather-trimmed furniture and filled with manuscripts that were many centuries older than she was. Even Professor Antonescu’s office was different from the offices of her other instructors, which were as barren as a politburo’s and just as grim.
She opened the door, slipped through it, and turned to close it….
But not before she heard him say, in a voice she had never heard him use before, and in English, What? When?
Then, Not again.
Natalia turned then to see a look on his face that made her heart turn over in her chest.
But not in the joyful way it did when she spied him coming down the corridor toward the lecture hall.
Now she was afraid.
Deathly afraid.
Because those beautiful eyes of his had gone vermilion … the same color her shower water ran when she accidentally cut her leg while shaving.
Only this wasn’t a trickle of water. It was a man’s eyes. His eyes. And they’d gone the color of blood.
His gaze was boring into her as if he could see straight through her blouse, past her bra, and into the most intimate places of her heart.
"Get out," he said in a voice that she would swear later, when she told her mother about it, didn’t even sound human.
Natalia turned, threw open the door, and flung herself through it, flying with a face as white as death past the other students waiting to see their professor.
Well, that obviously went well,
Iliana said with a sneer.
But when Iliana tried Professor Antonescu’s office door, she found it locked. She knocked and knocked, finally cupping both hands around her eyes and pressing them to the door’s frosted glass.
The lights are out. I don’t see him in there. I think… I think he’s gone.
But how could the professor have left a locked a room from which there was no other exit?
Chapter Four
9:45 A.M. EST, Tuesday, April 13
Outside the ABN Building
East Fifty-third Street and Madison Avenue
New York, New York
Good morning, Miss Meena. The usual?" Abdullah, the guy in the glassed-in coffee stand outside her office building, asked her when it was finally her turn to order.
Good morning, Abdullah,
Meena said. Better make it a large. I’ve got a big meeting. Light, please. And don’t bother toasting the bagel today, I’m running really, really late.
Abdullah nodded and went to work as Meena narrowed her gaze at him. She could tell he still hadn’t seen a doctor about his out-of-control blood pressure, despite the talk she’d had with him about it last week.
Seriously, she was the one who was going to stroke out one day if people didn’t start listening to her. She knew taking time from work to go to the doctor was a pain.
But when the alternative was dying?
Precognition.
Extrasensory perception.
Witchcraft.
It didn’t matter what anyone called it: In Meena’s opinion, as a skill, it was totally useless.
Had it been particularly helpful when she’d finally managed to convince her longtime boyfriend, David, about the tumor that she could sense was growing in his brain?
Sure, she’d saved David’s life (had they found the tumor any later, it would have been inoperable, the doctors said).
But David had left Meena immediately after his recovery for one of his perky radiology nurses. Brianna healed people who were sick, he’d said. She wasn’t a freak
who told them they were going to die.
What had Meena gotten out of saving David? Nothing but a lot of heartache.
And she’d lost half the down payment on the apartment that they’d bought together. Which she still owed him. And which he was being a total jerk about her paying back on her pittance of a salary.
David and Brianna were buying their first house together. And expecting their first baby.
Of course.
Meena had learned from that experience—and all the ones before it—that no one was interested in finding out how they were going to die.
Except her best friend, Leisha, of course, who always listened to Meena … ever since that time in the ninth grade when Rob Pace asked her to that Aerosmith concert, and Meena told her not to go, and Rob took Angie Harwood instead.
That’s how Angie Harwood, and not Leisha, ended up getting decapitated when the wheel of a semi tractor-trailer came spinning off and landed on top of Rob’s Camaro as it was cruising down I-95 on the way home from the concert.
Meena, upon learning of the accident the morning after it occurred (Rob had miraculously escaped with only a broken collarbone), had promptly thrown up her breakfast.
Why hadn’t she realized that by saving her best friend from certain death, she’d all but guaranteed another girl’s? She ought to have warned Angie, too, and done anything—everything—to stop Rob from going that night.
She swore then that she would never allow what had happened to Angie Harwood to happen to another human being. Not if she could help it.
It was no wonder then that high school, torturous for many, had been even worse for Meena.
Which was how she got into television writing as a career. Real kids may not have enjoyed the company of the You’re Gonna Die Girl
so much.
But the people Meena discovered on the soap operas her mom liked to watch—Insatiable had been a favorite—were always happy to see her.
And when the story lines on the soaps she liked didn’t go the way she thought they should, Meena started writing her own.
Surprisingly, this hobby had paid off.
Well, if you call being a dialogue writer for the second-highest-rated soap opera in America a payoff.
Which Meena did. Sort of. She knew she’d landed what millions would kill for … a dream job.
And given her gift,
she knew her life could have been a thousand times worse. Look what had happened to Joan of Arc.
Then there was Cassandra, daughter of the Trojan king Priam. She too had been given the gift of prophecy. Because she hadn’t returned a god’s love, that gift was turned by that god into a curse, so that Cassandra’s prophecies, though true, would never be believed.
Hardly anyone ever believed Meena either. But that didn’t mean she was going to give up trying. Not on girls like the one she’d met on the subway, and not on Abdullah. She’d get him to go to the doctor, eventually.
It was just too bad, really, that the one person whose future Meena had never been able to see was her own.
Until now, anyway.
If she was much later to work, she was going to lose any chance whatsoever she had at convincing Sy to take her pitch seriously.
And forget about that promotion to head writer.
She didn’t need to be psychic to figure that out.
Chapter Five
7:00 P.M. EET, Tuesday, April 13
The hills outside of Sighişoara
Mures County, Romania
Lucien Antonescu was furious, and when he was furious, he sometimes lost control.
He’d frightened that young girl in his office nearly to death, and he hadn’t wanted to do that. He’d felt her fear … it had been sharp and as tightly wound as a garrote. She was a good person, longing, like most girls her age, only for love.
And he’d terrified her.
But he didn’t have time to worry about that now. Now he had a very serious situation that was going to require all of his attention for the immediate future.
And so he was doing what he could in an attempt to calm himself. His favorite classical piece—by Tchaikovsky—played over the hall’s speakers (which he’d purchased and had shipped from the U.S. at enormous expense; quality sound was important).
And he’d opened one of the truly exquisite bottles of Bordeaux in his collection and was letting it breathe on the sideboard. He could smell the tannins even from halfway across the room. The scent was soothing….
Still, he couldn’t help pacing the length of the great hall, an enormous fire roaring in the stone hearth at one end of the room and the stuffed heads of various animals his ancestors had killed leering down at him from the walls above.
Three,
he growled at the laptop sitting on the long, elaborately carved wooden table in the center of the room. Three dead girls? All within the past few weeks? Why wasn’t I told this before now?
I didn’t realize that there was a connection between them, my lord,
the slightly anxious voice from the computer’s speakers said in English.
Three exsanguinated corpses, all left nude in various city parks?
Lucien didn’t attempt to keep the sarcasm from his tone. Covered in bite marks? And you didn’t realize there was a connection. I see.
Obviously the authorities don’t want to start a citywide panic,
the voice said fretfully. My sources didn’t know anything about the bite marks until this morning….
And what attempts,
Lucien asked, ignoring this last remark, have been made to discover who is committing these atrocities?
Everyone I’ve spoken to denies any knowledge whatsoev—
Lucien cut him off. Then obviously you’re not speaking to the appropriate people. Or someone is lying.
I… I can’t imagine anyone would dare,
the voice said hesitantly. They know I’m speaking on your authority, sire. I feel … if I may, sire … that it isn’t … well, one of us. Someone we know.
Lucien paused in his circuit around the room.
That’s impossible,
he said flatly. There’s no one we don’t know.
He turned and approached the wine decanter, which was filled with rich ruby liquid. He could see the reflection of the firelight against one side of the perfect crystal globe.
It’s one of us,
Lucien said, inhaling the earthy fragrance of the Bordeaux. Someone who has forgotten himself. And his vows.
Surely not,
the voice said nervously. No one would dare. Everyone knows the repercussions of committing such a crime under your rule. That your retribution will be swift … and severe.
Nevertheless.
Lucien picked up the decanter and watched as the liquid inside left a deep red film against the far side of the crystal bulb. Someone’s savagely killing human women and leaving their bodies out in the open to be discovered.
"He is putting all of us at risk," the voice from the laptop agreed hesitantly.
Yes,
Lucien said. Needlessly so. He must be discovered, punished, and stopped. Permanently.
Yes, my lord,
the voice said. Only … how? How are we to discover him? The police … my informants tell me that the police haven’t a single lead.
Lucien’s perfectly formed lips curved into a bitter smile. The police,
he said. Ah, yes. The police.
He glanced away from the decanter he held, toward the face on the computer screen a few yards away. Emil, find me a place to stay. I’m coming to town.
Sire?
Emil looked startled. "You? Are you certain? Surely that won’t be—"
I’m certain. I will find our murdering friend. And then…
Lucien opened his fingers and let the decanter fall to the flagstones beneath his feet. The crystal bell smashed into a thousand pieces, the wine it contained making a deep red smear across the floor, where, centuries before, Lucien had watched his father dash the brains of so many of their servants.
I will show him myself what happens when anyone dares to break a vow to me.
Chapter Six
10:30 A.M. EST, Tuesday, April 13
ABN Building
520 Madison Avenue
New York, New York
Meena was wolfing down her bagel when Paul, one of the breakdown writers, poked his balding head into her office.
I don’t have time to help you update your Facebook page right now, Paul,
Meena said. I’ve only got a minute before I have to meet with Sy.
I take it you didn’t hear, then,
Paul said morosely.
Hear what?
Meena asked with her mouth full.
About Shoshona.
Meena’s blood went cold.
So it had finally happened. And it was all her fault for not saying anything.
But how did you warn someone that her advanced state of gymorexia was going to kill her? Treadmills were not widely known to be fatal, and Shoshona was so proud to have gotten down to size 00.
The truth was, Shoshona had never been one of Meena’s favorite people.
"She … died?"
No.
Paul looked at Meena strangely. She got the head writer position. I guess it happened last night.
Meena choked.
Wh-what?
She blinked back tears. She told herself they were tears from a chunk of bagel going down the wrong tube.
But they weren’t.
Didn’t you see the e-mail?
Paul asked. They sent it around this morning.
No,
Meena croaked. I was on the subway.
Oh,
Paul said. Well, I’m updating my résumé. I figure she’ll be firing me soon anyway so she can hire one of her club-hopping friends. Would you mind looking it over later?
Sure,
Meena said numbly.
But she was only half listening to him. They’d passed her over for Shoshona? After all the hard work she’d done this year? Much of it Shoshona’s work, because Shoshona was forever leaving the office early to go work out?
No. Just no.
Meena was standing in the door to Sy’s office exactly two minutes before their appointed meeting, anger bubbling over.
Sy,
she said. I’d like to speak to you about—
That was when she noticed Shoshona was already sitting in one of the chairs in front of his desk, wearing, as usual, something from Crewcuts, the J.Crew children’s section; she was that skinny.
Oh, Meena,
Shoshona Metzenbaum said, tossing some of her long, silky dark hair. There you are. I was just telling Sy how much I love the little treatment you gave him. The one about Tabby being in love with that bad boy from the wrong side of the tracks? So sweet.
Sweet? Up until today, Shoshona’s only job responsibility at Insatiable had been, like Meena’s, to write the dialogue for story breakdowns, especially those featuring the show’s biggest and longest-running star, Cheryl Trent, who played Victoria Worthington Stone, and now her teenage daughter on the show, Tabitha.
Except that Shoshona had rarely been able to handle even that, always leaving early to go to the gym or calling to say she’d be late because her convertible had broken down on the way back into the city from the Metzenbaum family weekend home in the Hamptons.
Or the decorator who was redoing her downtown loft hadn’t shown up on time.
Or she’d missed the last flight out of St. Croix and was going to have to stay another night.
Not that anyone who mattered ever got upset about these things, considering who Shoshona’s aunt and uncle were: Fran and Stan Metzenbaum, Insatiable’s executive producers and cocreators.
It would have been different, Meena thought, if Shoshona had actually deserved this promotion. If it had been Paul or any of the other writers who actually showed up to the office once in a while, Meena wouldn’t have minded.
But Shoshona? Meena had once overheard her bragging on the phone to a friend that she’d never even watched the show until her aunt and uncle had hired her to come work for them … unlike Meena, who’d never missed a single episode—not since she turned twelve. Shoshona didn’t know the names of every single one of Victoria’s ex-husbands, the way Meena did, or why they’d broken up (Victoria was insatiable, it was true, but not terribly lucky in love). Or that Victoria’s beloved teenage daughter, Tabitha, was following in her mom’s footsteps. (So far they’d managed to kill off every single one of Tabby’s love interests. The latest had just been blown up in a Jet Ski accident intended for Tabby by a spurned stalker.)
I’m glad you like it,
Meena said with forced patience. I thought throwing in a bad boy for Tabby might attract a younger demographic—
That’s exactly what we’re hearing from corporate,
Shoshona said, flinging Sy an astonished glance. We were just sitting here discussing that. Weren’t we, Sy?
We were,
Sy said, beaming at Meena. Come on in, kid, and take a seat. You heard the great news about Shoshona?
Meena couldn’t bring herself to look at Shoshona, she was so furious. She kept her gaze on Sy as she sank into the other Aeron chair in front of his desk.
I did,
she said. And I was really hoping to have a word with you in private this morning, Sy.
Nothing you can’t say to me in front of Shoshona,
Sy said jovially, waving a hand. Frankly, I think this is just fantastic. We’re going to have some real estrogen power going on here!
Meena stared at him. Had Sy really just said the words estrogen power?
And could he actually not know that Meena had been the one doing all of Shoshona’s work for the past twelve months?
Right,
Shoshona said. So I think Meena should be one of the first to know about the new direction the network would like to see us start heading in.
The network?
Meena echoed bewilderedly.
Well, our sponsor, really,
Shoshona said, correcting herself.
To Meena’s knowledge, Consumer Dynamics Inc.—Insatiable’s sponsor, a multinational technology and services conglomerate, which also happened to own Affiliated Broadcast Network—had never once lowered itself to bother with the show.
Until now, apparently.
In a word,
Shoshona said, they want us to go vampire. All vampire, all the time.
Meena immediately felt the bagel and coffee she’d had for breakfast come back up.
No,
she said after swallowing hard. We can’t do that.
Sy blinked confusedly at Meena. Why the hell not?
She ought to have known. Her day, which had already started off so badly, could only get worse. Lately her whole life had been headed in a steady downward trajectory.
Well, for one thing, because there’s already a soap opera on a rival network with a vampire story line that’s killing us in the ratings,
Meena said. "A little show called Lust. Remember? I mean, we have to have some pride. We can’t just outright copy Lust."
Shoshona pretended to be busy straightening her patterned hose as Meena spoke. Sy, peering over his desk, couldn’t take his eyes off her long, coltish legs.
Meena wished she had a mini-Butterfinger for sustenance. Or to smash into Shoshona’s flat-ironed hair.
Flat-ironing! Who even bothered anymore?
Certainly not Meena, who had hacked off most of her dark hair at Leisha’s command—Leisha’s gift
was that she could look at anyone and immediately tell them exactly the most flattering way they ought to be wearing their hair—and who had enough problems making it to work on time without having to worry about flat-ironing, even when she wasn’t busy trying to save young girls on the subway from certain death by white slavery.
We’ll look like total fools,
Meena said.
I don’t think so,
Shoshona said coolly. "Lust is obviously doing something right. It’s one of the few soaps right now that hasn’t been canceled or been forced to move to L.A. to shoot to save money. It’s actually going up in the ratings. And like you said, if we’re going to survive, we need to pull in a younger demographic. Kids don’t care about soaps. It’s all about reality shows to them."
And what’s so real,
Meena demanded, "about vampires?"
Oh, I assure you, they’re real,
Shoshona said with a catlike smile. You’ve read about those girls they keep finding, drained of all their blood, in parks all over New York City, haven’t you?
Oh, for God’s sake,
Meena said sourly. They weren’t drained of all their blood. They were just strangled.
Um, excuse me,
Shoshona said. But I have an inside source who says all three of those girls were bitten everywhere and drained of every drop of their blood. There’s a real-life vampire here in Manhattan, and he’s feeding on innocent girls.
Meena rolled her eyes. Okay. It was true some girls had turned up dead lately in a few city parks.
But drained of their blood? Shoshona was taking vampire fever—which, yes, gripped the country, there was no denying that; it was obvious enough that even Consumer Dynamics Inc. was aware of it, and they were so oblivious to trends that they still thought having a MySpace page was cutting-edge—too far.
So let’s give the show a pulled-from-the-headlines feel,
Shoshona went on, "and have a vampire feed on the girls in Insatiable. Tabby’s friends. And let him brainwash Tabby, and let Tabby be his vampire bride."
Sy pointed at Shoshona. Vampire bride,
he yelled. I love it. Even better, CDI loves it!
Meena contemplated getting up, walking over to Sy’s office window, opening it, and jumping.
And you haven’t heard the pièce de résistance,
Shoshona said. I can get Gregory Bane—
Sy gasped and leaned forward. "Yes?"
Meena moaned and dropped her head into her hands. Gregory Bane played the vampire on Lust. There wasn’t a single person on earth who was sicker of Gregory Bane than Meena.
And she’d never even met him.
—to get Stefan Dominic to read for the part of the vampire,
Shoshona went on.
Sy, looking disappointed, sank back into his chair. Who the hell is Stefan Dominic?
he barked.
Shoshona smirked.
"Only Gregory Bane’s best friend, she said.
I mean, they go clubbing together practically every weekend. I know you’ve seen his picture with Gregory in Us Weekly, Sy. The press we’ll get from hiring him will be huge. I can’t believe no one’s snatched him up already. And the best thing? He has his SAG card, and he can come in this Friday to read with Taylor. Shoshona looked like the cat who’d swallowed the canary.
I already talked to him about it. He goes to my gym."
Suddenly, Meena knew exactly why Shoshona was spending so much time on that treadmill. And it didn’t have anything to do with fitting into those Crewcuts.
There is no way,
Meena said, fighting for inner patience, that Taylor
—Taylor Mackenzie was the actress who played Tabby—is going to agree to play a vampire bride.
Taylor had recently gone on a macrobiotic diet and hired a personal trainer, shrinking herself down to Shoshona’s size. Although Taylor was delighted about this—and the attention the tabloids were paying to her because of it—she needed to watch out if she too didn’t want to end up in a coffin … something Meena had been trying to warn her about by leaving large deli sandwiches in her dressing room. Not exactly subtle, but the best Meena could do.
Tabby will like it if the network tells her to,
Shoshona said. This is what ABN wants.
Meena was trying very hard not to grit her teeth. Her dentist had already chastised her for doing this in her sleep and prescribed her a mouth guard. Meena dreaded wearing it, because it wasn’t exactly the most romantic thing to show up wearing to bed. She looked like a hockey goalie.
But it was that, the dentist said, or a new, less stressful job.
And there were none of those to be found. At least not in television writing.
And since Meena was currently sleeping alone, she guessed it didn’t matter what she looked like anyway.
Cheryl isn’t going to like it,
Meena warned them. Cheryl was the veteran actress who’d played Victoria Worthington Stone for the past thirty years. You know she’s been hoping this is the year she’ll finally get that Emmy.
Thirty years, ten marriages, four miscarriages, one abortion, two murders, six kidnappings, and an evil twin later, and Cheryl Trent still had never won a single Daytime Emmy.
It was a crime, in Meena’s opinion. Not just because Meena was one of Cheryl’s biggest fans and getting to write for her was the thrill of a lifetime, but because Cheryl was one of the nicest ladies Meena had ever met.
And part of Meena’s plan, in the story line she’d submitted to Sy—but which he’d just passed over for Shoshona’s vampire plot—had been for Victoria Worthington Stone to fall for Tabby’s new boyfriend’s father, a bitter police chief Victoria was going to help reunite with his wayward son … giving Cheryl a sure shot at that golden statuette for which she so longed.
But a vampire story line? No one was going to be handing out Emmies for that.
Yeah, well,
Shoshona said, narrowing her eyes at Meena, Cheryl can cry me a river.
Meena’s jaw dropped. This was the thanks she got for having saved Shoshona’s butt so many times with her late scripts?
Why had she even bothered?
I love it,
Sy said, snapping his fingers. Run it past your aunt and uncle. I gotta go, I’ve got a meeting.
He stood up.
Sy,
Meena said. Her mouth felt dry.
What?
He looked annoyed.
Don’t…
There were so many things she wanted to say. Felt as if she had to say. For the good of her soul. For the good of the show. For the good of the country as a whole.
Instead, she just said, Don’t take Fifth. There’s congestion. I heard it on 1010 Wins. Have the cabbie take Park.
Sy’s face relaxed. Thanks, Harper,
he said. Finally, something useful out of you.
Then he turned and left the room.
Meena swiveled her head to stare daggers at Shoshona.
Not because she was irritated that she’d just saved Sy’s life—if he took Fifth, his cab would, indeed, meet with congestion that would so irritate him, he’d get out and walk, causing him to jaywalk injudiciously at Forty-seventh and be struck by a Fresh Direct truck—and he wasn’t the least bit grateful, but because she knew what Run it past it your aunt and uncle
meant.
It meant Shoshona had won.
"Vampires, Meena said.
Real original, Metzenbaum."
Shoshona stood up, slinging her bag over her shoulder. Get over it, Harper. They’re everywhere. You can’t escape them.
She turned and walked out.
And for the first time, Meena noticed the gem-encrusted dragon on the side of Shoshona’s tote.
No. It couldn’t be.
But it was.
The Marc Jacobs tote Meena had secretly been lusting after for half a year but denying herself because it cost $5,000.
And no way could Meena afford—or justify spending—that much money on a bag.
And, all right, Shoshona had it in aquamarine, not the ruby red that would perfectly round out Meena’s wardrobe.
But still.
Meena stared after her, grinding her teeth.
Now she was going to have no choice but to make an emergency run at lunch to CVS in order to restock her secret candy drawer.
Chapter Seven
12:00 P.M. EST, Tuesday, April 13
Walmart parking lot
Chattanooga, TN
Alaric Wulf didn’t consider himself a snob. Far from it.
If anyone back at the office ever bothered to ask—and, with the exception of his partner, Martin, none of those ingrates ever had—Alaric would have pointed out that for the first fifteen of his thirty-five years, he’d lived in abject poverty, eating only when his various stepfathers won enough money at the track, and then only if there was enough cash left over for food after his drug-addicted mother was done scoring.
And so Alaric had chosen to live on the streets (and off his wits) in his native Zurich, until child services caught him and forced him go to a group home, where he’d been surprised to find himself much better cared for by strangers than he’d ever been by his own family.
It was in the group home that Alaric had been brought to the attention of, and eventually recruited by, the Palatine Guard, thanks to what turned out to be a strong sword arm, unerring aim, an innate aptitude for languages, and the fact that nothing—not his stepfathers, social workers, priests who claimed to have the voice of God whispering in their ear, or blood-sucking vampires—intimidated (or impressed) him.
Now Alaric slept on eight-hundred-thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets every night, drove an Audi R8, and routinely dined on favorite dishes like foie gras and duck confit. His suits were all Italian, and he wouldn’t have dreamed of donning a shirt that hadn’t been hand pressed. He enjoyed swimming a hundred laps, then sitting in the sauna every morning at the gym; had an active sex life with numerous attractive and cultured women who knew nothing of his background; collected Betty and Veronica comic books (which he had to have specially shipped to Rome