The Two Week Roommate: A Grumpy / Sunshine Romance
By Roxie Noir
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There are probably worse things than being stuck in a remote cabin with the rugged-yet-grumpy forest ranger who saved my life in a blizzard. Getting mauled by a bear, for example, though I might prefer that to eating breakfast with Gideon Bell, the guy who nearly ruined my life when we were kids.
It was twenty years ago. We haven’t spoken since. Our families still hate each other, and our lives are completely different. I’m not sure we’ve got anything in common besides childhood memories.
But when it’s just the two of us for a couple of weeks, none of that really matters.
What matters is the way Gideon grumbles, but makes my tea exactly the way I like it. What matters is how he always gives me the spot on the couch closest to the fireplace. What matters is how he looks at me when he thinks I’m not paying attention.
And those childhood memories? He’s in all my favorites.
Up here, in the cabin, it’s easy to look past all that because it feels so good to kiss him. It’s easy to spend a wild night in front of the fireplace and wake up still wrapped together. But back in the real world, where everything that drove us apart is still alive and kicking? It’s a lot harder.
Can Gideon and I fix what broke twenty years ago, or does what happens in the cabin have to stay in the cabin?
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The Two Week Roommate - Roxie Noir
CHAPTER ONE
GIDEON
I stand in the kitchen doorway, fold my arms over my chest, and narrow my eyes. Everything’s perfectly in place, just like I left it: the avocado-colored fridge, the beat-up wooden table, the lemon-yellow formica countertop.
No chipmunk in sight.
I saw you come in here,
I tell the kitchen. You’re not staying.
It’s so cold I can see my breath, because I didn’t have the chance to re-light the wood stove before this squeaky little varmint darted out from behind it, into the kitchen, onto the countertop, and behind the stacks of ungainly, mismatched dishes on open shelving that can’t be less than forty years old.
Neither the chipmunk nor the kitchen responds. Why the kitchen? Now I’m going to have to clean every dish in this place, because I have the misfortune of knowing exactly what diseases rodents can carry.
Little bastard.
I put the lantern on the kitchen table, cross my arms, and wait. I scan the open wooden shelves, the stained white stove, the rounded refrigerator that’s probably older than me. It sounds like a freight train when it kicks on. Sooner or later that furry fuckface is going to make a move.
I wait for it. I can be patient. I’d say I’m quite experienced in being patient for critters.
Said patience is running low when there’s a flurry of scrabbling and a glass falls from one of the haphazard shelves. I practically leap across the kitchen, sock feet thumping heavily on a floor that’s seen better days, and manage to catch it before the it hits the floor.
I feel victorious for half a second before I realize it’s plastic and I could’ve let it fall.
Shit,
I mutter at the cup in my hand, then scan the counter and shelves again. Where’d you—
It’s watching me from the very end of a shelf, the patterned paper lining curled up around its feet. Its nose twitches. Its beady little eyes blink, and it’s exactly far enough away from me that I have a zero percent chance of catching it.
You’re supposed to be asleep,
I tell it. Chipmunks hibernate. Look it up.
The chipmunk seems uninterested in scholarship, because it doesn’t move at all. At least it doesn’t seem rabid. Just more social than a chipmunk ought to be, which is its own kind of concerning. Not as concerning as rabies, but I wouldn’t call it good.
It chatters at me, squeaky and angry. I know when I’m being told off by wildlife. I put my hands up, palms out, like I’m showing the damn thing I’m not armed. As if a chipmunk can tell.
Okay,
I say, the plastic cup still in my hand. If I get this just right, I can trap the sanctimonious dickhead underneath and carry it outside, like I do with spiders that are too big to live indoors. Just hold still, I’m not gonna—
It takes a flying leap off the shelf, to the floor, and before I can get more than one step closer it disappears into a hole in the warped baseboards, scrabbling through the walls. I’m still standing there with a plastic cup in my hand. Fuck.
Don’t eat the wiring,
I tell the hole. If you start an electrical fire your furry ass is toast. I’m not saving you.
There’s the faint sound of more scratching, and for a moment I stare at the wall, the afternoon light already dimming, like I think it’ll come back and say you’re right, I’m being unreasonable, I’ll go now.
It does not.
Fucker,
I tell the hole, and turn back for the wood stove in the opposite corner. I debate plugging the hole with something, because apparently this chipmunk is unaware that it’s supposed to be hibernating and would rather run amok in the Forest Service’s cabin, but then there’s the risk that it’ll die inside the walls, and I’d much rather have a living rodent harassing me than a dead one rotting somewhere I can’t get to it.
That happened once to some church friends of my parents, and guess who got volunteered to take care of the problem. All I got for my trouble was an overbaked oatmeal raisin cookie and some tossed-off praise about how I was such a helpful young man.
Once the wood stove is going and a few lights are on, everything feels a lot better than it did in the cold darkness. I put my boots in the tray by the stove, hang my coat in front of it, and start downloading my data from my field iPad to the hard drive I brought with me.
Outside, I swear the snow is picking up. Hard to tell at this time of day—it’s barely four in the afternoon, but since it’s just a few days before Christmas, it feels like nine at night—but I think it’s snowing harder than before.
Much harder, actually. When I checked the weather report yesterday morning it said we were supposed to get flurries late this afternoon. This is not flurries. This is a snowstorm.
This might even be a blizzard. I cross my arms in front of my chest and frown at the window, because fuck blizzards. This is southwestern Virginia, and even though we’re in the mountains, we’re not supposed to get blizzards. It’s supposed to snow a little, and then warm up just enough that everything is slush, then maybe we’ll get some sleet and freezing rain and when the sun goes down it’ll all freeze over and make the roads a slip ’n’ slide. Then, three days later, it’ll be gone and everyone will pretend they weren’t panicking.
But what are you supposed to do in a blizzard?
I nearly jump out of my skin when my phone buzzes on the worn wooden table. I swear it sounds like a foghorn.
Reid: It’s snowing? A lot????
Reid: What do I do about Victoria and Fluffy???
Reid: Where are your candles and stuff if the power goes out? I feel like the power’s gonna go out
Reid: Blankets? Emergency rations? Can Dolly double as a blanket?
Me: R-85 and C-347 are literally wild animals, they’ll be fine. They have good shelter.
Reid: They look cold
Me: You’re projecting.
Reid: Are you one hundred percent sure I can’t snuggle either of them?
I ignore that question. We’ve been over this, so I tell him that the emergency supplies are in the same place they were the last time the power went out, and he asks where that is, and we’re still going back and forth when my work phone starts ringing.
Yes, I came to a cabin in the middle of nowhere and had to bring two phones. Satellite technology has made it incredibly difficult to get one fucking minute of peace.
Gideon,
Dale says as soon as I answer, no preamble. He sounds a little out of breath. You’re out by Copper Hollow, right?
I’m not far,
I tell him.
You come across that girl?
I’m staring out the window, snow swirling as the blue-tinted darkness falls. Dread settles over me like a blanket.
What girl?
I ask.
The girl chained to a tree.
I’m already by the stove, stepping into my still-wet boots, because—
"There’s a girl chained to a tree? What the fuck?"
You didn’t come across her?
"No, I say, and my voice echoes off the wood-paneled interior of the Forest Service cabin that, up until now, felt pretty cozy.
Why the fuck is there a girl chained to a tree?"
I think she’s protesting that new mine on Swayback Mountain. People are real mad about it but it’s right outside of the National Forest so there’s not—
She’s an adult?
Yeah?
I take a deep breath and close my eyes for a minute, because when Dale said girl I was picturing a nine-year-old in a bad situation, not a grown woman who did this to herself. She’s probably not doing great right now, but still. At least she’s not a kid.
"I haven’t seen a woman chained to a tree, no, I tell him, a little calmer as I grab my coat with one hand.
If I’d seen a woman chained to a tree in this weather, she wouldn’t be chained to a tree anymore."
Shit,
he mutters, and then I can hear him talking to someone in the background, snatches of conversation coming through. I put the satellite phone—which is just a regular smartphone connected to a small satellite receiver, I remember when a satellite phone required its own backpack—on speaker and lace my boots up. At least my socks are dry.
Yeah, her friend hasn’t heard from her,
Dale says, and I can tell he’s trying to sound calm but he… doesn’t. Everyone down here who’s any sort of emergency personnel is busy pulling people out of ditches or worse, do you think you could—
I’ll go find her,
I say, pulling the double knot on my right boot tight. Send me the coordinates.
Three minutes later I’ve got GPS coordinates as well as semi-detailed directions from Dale, if you count the creek where we had to take down the beaver dam in ’83 and I thought one of those things was going to gnaw my leg clean off as directions, and I’m heating up the Forest Service’s truck while folding the map to precisely the right spot. Already, it’s half-dark, the snow is swirling hypnotically in the headlights, and all the roads up here are barely dirt tracks anyway. They’re hard enough to find in full daylight when it’s not snowing.
For the record, I don’t want to be doing this. I was all set to heat up some dinner, maybe make some tea, wash every dish that the chipmunk touched, and then settle in with a book and go to bed by nine. That’s the whole point of volunteering for grouse observation duty for two weeks during Christmas: peace. Quiet. Solitude. As much as I don’t want that chipmunk living in the walls of the cabin, it didn’t ask me any pointed questions about whether I’m ever going to get married or come back to church. The chipmunk won’t passive-aggressively ask me how everyone in my household is doing and then deadname my brother Reid.
The road to High Meadow Mine is about three miles as the crow flies and about forty harrowing, white-knuckled minutes in the truck. There’s one point where I’m absolutely positive I’m about to fall ass over teakettle down an embankment, but somehow at the last second I remain on solid ground. Thank fuck for four-wheel drive, I guess.
The sky’s a deep purple when I finally make the last turn from a dirt road to a gravel road—yes, there’s a difference, there’s a major difference—and see about ten signs that read NO TRESPASSING, PRIVATE PROPERTY, BEAUMONT MINERALS LAND, STAY OUT.
They glow as I drive past them, practically holding my breath and leaning forward over the steering wheel like a ninety-year-old with glaucoma. A little further and there are the hulking yellow machines, oddly pretty when they’re doused in snow like this, lined up along the side of the road.
I can’t say I disagree with this woman for not wanting Beaumont Minerals to mine here. Even though it’s about half a mile outside the national forest, it’s still pristine and pretty, practically untouched. I just wish she hadn’t chained herself to a tree with a snowstorm coming, which might be the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
The gravel road ends abruptly: a few orange-and-white sawhorses across the road, and that’s it. Just trees. I stop the truck and look around, because it sure seems like no one’s here. If someone were, they’d have stood and waved or gotten my attention somehow, right?
Unless they were dead. Or incapacitated.
Fuck,
I whisper to myself, pull my hat down, and get out of the truck but leave the lights on. The wind in the trees is the only sound for miles, even my footsteps dampened by the snow. If there were someone else here, they’d be making noise, but there’s nothing as I take a step past the barricade, almost into the trees.
God, this isn’t the wrong entrance, is it? I thought there was only the one, and I’m at the coordinates Dale gave me but I know technology is fallible sometimes. Everyone’s heard stories about a hiker in need of rescue whose GPS showed them on a ridge but they were actually ten feet to the right and fifty below in a ravine, waiting for help that wasn’t coming because—
There’s a soft rustle and I nearly jump out of my skin.
Hello?
I shout, which I should have done several minutes ago, probably. It doesn’t always occur to me to talk.
Uh, hi?
says a woman’s voice.
I turn so fast I nearly lose my footing and walk toward the voice, my shadow cutting dark, diffuse shapes across the trees when I walk in front of the headlights.
I’m from the Forest Service,
I say, shielding my eyes against the falling snow as I scan the trees for her, still walking. There’s a blizzard out here—
no shit, Gideon, —and I need to get you to safety.
The rustling gets more spirited, but she doesn’t answer. Finally, I see something bright blue between two trees, out on the fading edge of the headlights, and I step into the shadows.
A pod person straight out of a science fiction double feature stares back.
There’s a second where I honest-to-God believe it’s some sort of cryptid—this is deep woods, there are tales, this is how half of them begin—but then my eyes adjust and I realize it’s a woman in a sleeping bag, standing against a tree, a chain around her middle.
Then my eyes adjust more, and I look at her face, which is the only part of her I can see, and I blink some snow out of my eyes, and I look again, and—
Andi?
The sleeping-bag-pod-person pauses for a moment, squirms a little, clears her throat, and says, Gideon?
CHAPTER TWO
ANDI
The moment I hear Gideon’s voice, I start hoping it’s not him. It’s pretty easy to mistake a voice, right? Especially if you’ve seen someone once in the past twenty years, and the two of you exchanged a maximum of fifty words?
But it is. The man standing in front of me is definitely Gideon Bell, someone I would recognize across a crowded bar after three beers, or two cars over and one behind at a stoplight, or in the dark during a snowstorm wearing a large winter coat zipped up to his chin and a knit hat. He stares at me like I’m some sort of backwoods monster who’s about to pounce on him and eat his eyeballs if he doesn’t eliminate me first. For a moment, I think he might try, and that makes me panic, so I do the same thing I always do when confronted with an awkward situation like this.
Hey!
I say, giving him my sunniest and most disarming smile. Fancy seeing you here.
I didn’t think it was possible for him to stare harder, but he does.
Andi,
he says again.
Hi.
"Why the fuck are you chained to a tree in the middle of a snowstorm?"
It’s a long story,
I say, as breezily as I can manage while fully inside a sleeping bag, chained to a tree, in a snowstorm. How have you been? I ran into your sister Hannah the other day and she said you have a new nephew? Congrats!
Gideon stares, his frown deepening, and I get a little more nervous. I’m now sweating inside my sleeping bag, which is a very not-ideal situation because the moment the adrenaline of this encounter fades away, it’ll make me colder and I really don’t need to be colder right now.
For the record, I’m ninety-five percent sure Gideon is going to rescue me, not head back to his nice warm truck so he can pretend this never happened. There’s being a self-righteous dick, which he was, and then there’s leaving a helpless damsel to the elements, which I’m pretty sure he won’t.
He shakes his head like he’s clearing it, then steps toward me and to the side, eyes on the chain that’s keeping me bound to the tree.
Where’s the key?
he asks when he finds the lock. I shiver a little with relief.
In my pack,
I say, nodding toward it, leaning against the tree on my other side. He walks around me silently, twigs and snow crunching under his heavy boots. It’s in the front pocket—no, there’s a smaller one, it’s kind of hidden. Yeah, there, and then there’s a couple little pouches inside and it’s in one of them.
I think. Gideon digs around in it for a bit, readjusting himself and the pack so he’s in the light from his truck, taking off a glove to root around even better.
It’s kind of small,
I offer, as if he’s never seen the key to a regular-size padlock before. And if you need, I think there’s a flashlight in the other front pocket, which actually might also be where the key—
Gideon stands and starts walking back to the truck.
HEY!
I shout, full-blown panicking. I duck my head into the sleeping bag and sort of crouch down so I can get one arm out of the hole where my face was, because the key is in there somewhere. I used it earlier today. I swear it’s in there, I’m sorry it’s kind of buried, just don’t—
I’m getting bolt cutters,
he hollers back, and then mutters something else I don’t quite hear.
I pause in rifling through my pack one-handed, contorted so I’m peeking through the face-hole with my arm also extended through the face-hole, which is cinched pretty tightly to keep the snow out. Technically, it’s also stuck that way right now, which is something I’ll have to admit to Gideon soon.
Oh,
I shout, voice muffled by the sleeping bag.
By the time Gideon gets back I still haven’t found the key, but I’ve managed to get myself upright again and muster all the dignity I can manage in this situation. It’s not much. He cuts the chain off me without ceremony, nods once, then grabs my pack and swings it onto his back.
Then he stops and gives me another look, probably because I’m still in this sleeping bag and at this point, it’s getting suspicious.
Truck’s about fifty feet away,
he says. You okay out of the sleeping bag for that long?
Well,
I say. There’s no way to break this news that makes me look good or even okay. I’m stuck.
He stares again, face totally blank, though I’m starting to think that this particular blank face is an are you kidding me right now blank face, not a truly neutral expression.
In the sleeping bag,
he says, not quite phrasing it as a question.
The cord that cinches the face part closed got stuck in the zipper,
I explain. And I was working on untangling it when you got here, but I hadn’t quite gotten it out yet.
He steps closer to me and slings my pack to the ground in one easy movement.
Can I?
he asks, pointing at the cord-and-zipper tangle right next to my face. I nod. He pulls a small flashlight from his pocket and steps even closer, looks at me, and nods before taking the zipper in one gloved hand. You might want to close your eyes, this one’s bright,
he says.
I do. Even through my eyelids the light’s very bright. Even through the sleeping bag Gideon is very close, so close I can hear his soft breathing and his quiet little thinking sounds as he tugs at the zipper, at the cord, like he’s trying to see every angle of the mess I’ve made. I’m sure I’m imagining that I can feel his warmth.
Andi,
he finally says, low and quiet. The hell did you do?
I open my eyes and it’s bright, but not blinding. He’s got one glove off and is experimentally pulling at various loops of the tangled cord. None of them are budging.
I was getting close,
I lie. If you kinda pull that big loop there—
I point, I think that’s the key to getting it unstuck.
My hand is shoved through the hole next to my face, and our fingers brush. Gideon frowns harder, and without saying anything, wraps his whole hand around my finger.
Uh,
I say, and he takes it off only to grab my whole palm, his hand warm and rough and somehow disapproving.
Shit, you’re freezing,
he mutters, mostly to himself. He takes his other glove off and shoves them both under his arm along with the flashlight, sandwiching my hand between his. New plan. Truck first.
I look past him to the Forest Service truck, headlights blazing through the trees so bright I can’t see past it. I’m starting to understand how people think they’ve been abducted by aliens, because this is probably how it starts.
Okay,
I say. If you don’t mind grabbing my backpack I think I can hop—
I’m carrying you.
No,
I say, and he raises his eyebrows a tiny fraction of an inch and doesn’t move otherwise. I sigh. "Do I get any dignity?"
Hopping is dignified?
It’s a good point, unfortunately. I close my eyes and take another deep breath.
I accept my fate,
I tell him, and he nods once.
Good,
Gideon says. He lets my hand go, shoves his gloves and flashlight into a coat pocket, and then there’s a shoulder in my stomach and an undignified squeaky grunt escapes me as I’m lifted in the least sexy configuration of face down, ass up.
Try not to move too much,
he says, and grabs the handle of my backpack as well.
Kay,
I manage. I maintain the position in dignified silence as he crosses the fifty feet to the truck, opens the door, and flops me into the passenger seat, where I do my best to wriggle upright, though the nylon sleeping bag is very slippery and that becomes its own challenge.
Without speaking, he hops up next to me and leans over, one hand planted on the seat next to my thigh, his torso practically draped over my legs.
Hi,
I say at the sudden contact.
I’ll get the heat going,
he explains, and ah, yes, there’s the jangle of keys as the engine turns over. Forgot the bolt cutters, be right back.
The passenger door shuts and I’m alone in the truck, in a sleeping bag, with the engine and the heat going as Gideon disappears into the dark, and I do my best not to think about—well, anything. I try not to think about how cold I am. I try not to think about what a good opening for a horror movie this would be. I try not to think about the fact that my rescuer is Gideon Bell, twenty years older than my memories of a barefoot kid on sunny summer days. I try not to think about the fact that I knew it was him, fifty feet away, in the dark, in a snowstorm.
Instead, I focus my energy on wriggling around until my arm is poking out of the face-hole so I can turn the dome light on and get back to work on the knot from hell.
I make zero progress before the back door opens and Gideon tosses my backpack in, then climbs into the driver’s seat and looks over at me.
I think I’ve almost got it,
I tell him, inaccurately.
Looks the same.
Positivity is important,
I say, wondering if I should use my teeth. "Haven’t you read The Secret?"
Gideon snorts, which is probably the response that question deserves, but he leans in again and then his face is inches from mine. I can feel the cold air leaking off him and then the first blush of warmth: pink nose and pink cheeks and pink lips, moss-green eyes, long, pretty eyelashes. A short dark beard and dark hair that’s just long enough to start curling at the ends, slashes for eyebrows. I wonder if they still express every thought that crosses his mind, or if he’s learned to control them. I’m still trapped in a sleeping bag and probably suffering from hypothermia and it’s obviously all my imagination, but still. Still.
Hold on,
he says after a long moment, then grabs both sides of the zipper and tugs in opposite directions. Nothing happens.
I did try that,
I say.
I think it’s fucked.
Is that the technical term?
Technical enough,
he says, leaning back so he can reach into a pocket. C’mere.
I flinch back when he opens a knife and reaches for me.
It’s for the cord, not you,
he says, disbelievingly.
It’s a surprise knife!
Gideon closes his eyes for a moment as if gathering patience, and I subtly shift back to where I was as best I can. It’s hard, because I’ve started shaking, suddenly colder than I was when I was outside.
Andi,
Gideon says. I need to use a knife to cut the cord on your sleeping bag so you can maneuver out of it and buckle yourself safely into this truck before we attempt a journey through a snowstorm, which is only getting worse the longer we sit here and fuck around.
There’s a blunt edge to the way he says it, matter-of-fact and clipped like he’s reading out safety instructions to a group of tourists. To strangers.
Sorry. Do it,
I say, and I’m trying not to shiver but I can’t help it and the more I try to control it, the worse it gets.
Gideon’s eyes flick to mine. He pauses. His grip on the knife shifts, a tiny movement I wouldn’t notice if we weren’t this close.
I’ll be careful,
he promises, deep and soft and gentle, cutting through the white noise of the truck engine and the heat on full blast, and… it works. Despite everything, I’m soothed.
I know,
I say, and he is. At least with me. He cuts the drawstring and I emerge halfway from the sleeping bag like it’s been eating me alive, sweaty and freezing and still shaking even though I’ve got a coat on. Without a word, Gideon turns all the heat vents to point at me, then grabs a camp blanket from the jump seat behind us and hands it to me, my legs still in the sleeping bag.
Put this on once you’ve warmed up a little,
he says. You’re shaking.
Thanks,
I say. I—yeah. I didn’t know I was this cold.
Gideon looks me over for a long moment, half-turned in the driver’s seat, the dim overhead light casting him in odd shadows. He looks like he wants to say something, but all I can do is stare and try not to shake too badly.
You’ve got,
he finally says, and gestures at his hair.
I pat my head with one hand. All I find is hair. I think my hat’s somewhere in the sleeping bag, along with a glove.
No,
he says. It’s—close? The other way.
I’ll get it later,
I say, giving up, but Gideon reaches over with one warm hand, fingers whispering into my hair, and gently tugs something free, then holds it out to me: a twig with a prickly leaf on it. Holly, maybe.
Thanks,
I say, and when I take it, I have a sudden flash of memory.
We were ten. It was summer, midday, hot as anything, and we’d trekked through the woods behind our houses to Threebridge Creek. It was further than we were supposed to go since the land belonged to someone else, but there was no fence and therefore no good reason to stay out.
We took off our shoes to splash through the water, and five minutes later I stepped on a piece of glass. It was deep and hurt like hell and bled like crazy, and we were in the middle of the woods where we weren’t supposed to be.
I panicked. It felt like I’d sliced my foot in half. Everything was slippery with the gushing blood, and I was pretty sure that I was going to die or at least get in really bad trouble.
But Gideon was there. Gideon, at all of ten years old, stayed calm and had a bandana in his pocket. He sat me down and rinsed away the blood and told me I wasn’t going to die, wrapped it tightly and reminded me I’d be fine and then helped me hobble back to my house, where Rick took one look at it and drove me straight to the emergency room.
That was Gideon, back then: gentle, soothing, and honest when something was going to hurt.
All right,
he finally says, and turns his attention to the windshield, releasing the parking brake with a thunk. Hang on. This isn’t gonna be pretty.
It isn’t. Well, it is, in an aesthetic the snowy forest is beautiful and serene kind of way, but the ride itself is pretty gnarly, over a road that can’t be more than a disused track when there’s not a blizzard going on. With this much snow we can’t even see the ruts and rocks, so Gideon has to guess or go on memory, and that’s not a great system.
Within five minutes I’ve given up on acting cool and am actively hanging onto the Jesus handle with my right hand and the side of the seat with my left, both feet braced in the wheel well. I might crack a molar. Uselessly, I remember the fun
fact that drunk people tend to survive car accidents more than sober people do because the alcohol relaxes them, and I guess being relaxed helps in crashes or something.
I will die for sure if we crash, is what I’m saying.
Meanwhile, Gideon is frowning at the snowflakes through the windshield as though each one has personally insulted him. Which, I don’t know his relationship with snow. Maybe they have. Maybe he insulted them first. I wouldn’t put it past him. It takes all my self control not to ask that, because right now is very clearly not the time to distract him.
And now, a brief sampling of other things I don’t say:
I’m really glad you’re probably not an axe murderer.
Is this a stick shift?
Do you still think I’m going to hell?
Does this have four-wheel drive?
Which is worse, snow or sleet?
What have you been up to for the past twenty years? I haven’t asked anyone about you because I’m afraid I won’t like the answer.
Did you make your hat? It looks handmade.
I knit a scarf once. It wasn’t as nice as your hat.
"Driving through snow always makes me think of trying to watch Skinemax late at night after my parents went to bed and it was staticky, but I could almost see naked people. Sorry. You probably didn’t do that."
"When was the first time you saw another person naked in a sexual context? Just curious."
Do you know where we’re going?
"Where are we going?"
Are you sure this is a road?
Are we lost? And is it my fault?
Wow, this is a pretty steep downhill!
Wow, we’re going pretty fast!
Tree! Fuck. TREE!
Except I say that last one out loud, because: TREE. We slide to an abrupt halt about half an inch in front of a huge oak tree, all the stuff in the back of the truck sliding and slamming around with some ugly metal-on-metal screeches.
Then there’s a long moment of complete, utter silence, the only movement the snow falling outside and a tree-shaped air freshener swinging from the rear-view mirror. I reach out and stop it.
Sorry,
Gideon says after a long, tense silence. We’re so close to the tree that only the sides are lit by the headlights, the center of the tree darker, then nothing else but the glow of the snow beyond. You okay?
Yep,
I tell him. My voice is about an octave too high, and I’m probably going to have a seatbelt bruise tomorrow, but I’ll live. At least I’ve stopped shaking with cold, thanks to the heat and the sleeping bag and my several layers. I’m buckled in. You okay?
Fine,
he says, and lets out a long, shaky breath. His face doesn’t change as he shifts into reverse, drapes his hand over the back of my seat, looks through the rear window, and revs the engine.
We don’t move.
Actually, that’s not accurate. The truck rocks back and forth a little, like it’s trying very hard. Gideon frowns. The engine gets louder. Nothing happens, but I’m sure it’ll just take another second, any second now the tires will find some traction and we’ll start moving and get around this tree and then we’ll be on our way.
Nope.
Gideon is perfectly silent, face blank, as he checks the gearshift, putting the truck into neutral and then back into reverse, then looks at his feet on the pedals as though they might somehow be the problem.
He tries it again. It doesn’t work again, and now I’m starting to full-blown panic, sweating a little, my hands in fists in my lap because we’re stuck in a vehicle in a blizzard and this is very much all my fault for chaining myself to a tree. Who even does that? What is this, 1972? I couldn’t make a viral video or something?
Here, I can get out,
I offer, hand on my seatbelt. And.
And what? Push? Gideon just grunts, easing off the gas, letting the truck rock back, and then hitting it pretty hard.
Maybe it’ll be easier if the truck’s lighter,
I say, and Gideon says nothing, fully focused on reversing this truck. The next time it rocks forward, it bumps into the tree and we both jump a little.
Fuck,
he mutters, then heaves a deep breath and jerks the gearshift into park so hard I think I hear something crunch. Stay there,
he says, and gets out of the truck.
CHAPTER THREE
GIDEON
I can’t believe you don’t have snow chains,
Andi says, and I swear all the hairs on the back of my neck rise at the sentence. You have bolt cutters but no snow chains?
She doesn’t even say it like it’s an accusation, just a conversation. As though we are having a regular conversation here, in the dark, in the middle of a snowstorm, next to a truck that shows no sign of moving any time soon.
There are supposed to be snow chains,
I explain, crouching down again. Of course, Andi didn’t stay in the truck like I told her to. Of course, she’s been flitting around, hiking boots crunching the snow, for the last forty-five minutes. She has, at last count, offered twenty-two suggestions and offered her help no fewer than thirty-one times, and I swear all I want in the world is sixty seconds of silence to think and also contemplate the many mistakes that led me to this point.
I get about three seconds. I use it to be glad she’s got appropriate cold-weather gear on, at least, and that she’s stomping around and keeping her body temperature up.
You should have an inventory checklist,
Andi says, on her tiptoes, peering over the side of the truck as though maybe snow chains have magically appeared in the back. Her strawberry blonde hair is in a braid that slithers over one shoulder. For half a second I think of how it felt on my fingertips, back in the truck. So that when you—
"Andi," I snap, and it comes out more forcefully than I mean for it to. She stops mid-sentence, and then we stare at each other for a moment, her blue eyes wide in her round face, cheeks mottled pink from the cold. Fuck.
Right, you probably thought of that already,
she says without a hiccup in her cheerfulness.
I clear my throat into the deep silence of snowfall in a winter forest. Yes,
I say.
She’s silent for another moment before turning back to the truck like nothing happened, and now I’m annoyed and guilty.
"You’ve got some tie-down straps in