Neighborhood Watch: A Thriller
By David Jester
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Abi Ansel is not the most confident woman in the world; in fact, she might be the least. She’s a perpetually anxious, constantly awkward woman with nervousness in her blood. She is unlucky in love, and everything else, but she’s trying her best to change that.
The problem is that every new boyfriend makes life that much harder, and every new date sends her one step closer to giving up on men altogether. And in Robert Marlowe, a blind date who is as awkward as she is, Abi may have finally gone one man too far.
After a sweaty, awkward encounter with the wide-eyed, nervous hopeful, Abi’s life changes forever. She discovers that Robert is her new next-door neighbor—his beaming, hopeful grin waiting for her every morning and every night. If that wasn’t weird enough, she suspects that he’s spying on her, that he’s up to no good late at night, and that he’s behind the gruesome murders gripping her small town.
Abi is scared. The police won’t help, her grandmother, whom she lives with, is oblivious, and she doesn’t have anyone else to turn to.
But not everything is as it seems, and there is something even darker and more insidious at play that Abi never saw coming.
Neighborhood Watch is a comically dark thriller filled with unexpected twists and turns.
David Jester
David Jester works as a freelance writer, that is, when he’s not busy penning his next novel or short story. He has been writing for as long as he can remember, with his first short story published when he was eighteen and his first novel published a decade later. He’s also the author of Forever After and This Is How You Die. He lives in Newcastle, England, with his wife and their pets.
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Neighborhood Watch - David Jester
PROLOGUE
I’ve come to kill you.
He laughed, waved his hand dismissively. He had a way of laughing from his nose, a short, sharp exhalation that threatened to expel the mucus from within. It was humorless, sarcastic. It was also smug and irritating—made all the smugger and more irritating by the holier-than-thou smile it preceded.
"Good one. What do you really want? He looked me up and down. Confused. Alarmed. But not entirely sure why.
I’m—I’m kinda busy right now," he stuttered.
I told you.
I repeated slowly, I am here to kill you.
He rolled his eyes and slammed the door. I heard him mumble to himself on the other side, cycling through a list of expletives before sighing and walking away, the floorboards creaking with every step.
That didn’t go as planned.
I knocked again—another sigh, another barrage of expletives. The door swung open and once again I was greeted by the forty-four-year-old Oscar Wilde wannabe, complete with silk nightgown, expensive slippers, and judgmental stare.
He thought of himself as being above everyone else, even though everything he did was for show and everything he said was a lie. He considered himself to be better educated, even though he’d dropped out of school age sixteen to pursue a career in chain-smoking and sexually transmitted diseases. He considered himself more cultured, even though his idea of sophistication was watching Frasier and smoking cigars. He was a mid-forties social worker and failed writer who spent his days penning poetry that nobody read, writing a blog that few knew existed, and spouting nonsense to a negligible Facebook following.
He had a job, but he thought it was beneath him. He was a social worker with no social skills, a man who lived to put others down and only went to work every day so he could wallow in their misery, remind them that he was better than them, and subject them to his abhorrent poetry when they were too stoned, drunk, polite, or repressed to stop him.
He was the epitome of a failure, a nobody, but he was too narcissistic to realize it. Friends were few and far between, frustrated with his patronizing tone; girlfriends left when he asked to be treated like a king. His time was spent locked up in a high-rise apartment, drinking cheap bourbon, getting high, and yearning for the day that his slapdash, puerile poetry would be read by millions, and not just a smattering of emo kids online.
Look, I don’t know what you want—
I grabbed him by the neck and pushed him into his apartment, delighting in the feel of his throat in my hand, the way his eyes filled with horror as his fingertips clawed desperately for release. He was weak, feeble, pathetic, and unable to resist. He toppled over, slipping out of my grasp and hitting the floor hard.
It was barely 8 p.m. and he was already paralytic—stinking of cheap booze and stale weed, just like his cramped, two-bedroom apartment. His eyes were glassy, a stupidly smug and vacant expression still on his face.
What is this?
he repeated, the smugness slipping away as I retrieved a machete from underneath my jacket.
I told you,
I said, leaning in close. I’m going to kill you. Now—on your feet.
Please don’t do this.
He dragged himself upright, moaning and groaning with each movement. What is this? Why are you doing this? Please. You know me. I don’t deserve this.
"I do know you, and you do deserve this. That’s why I’m here."
He was on his knees now, desperation mixing with the confusion and horror in his eyes. Please, don’t—
No more talking!
I thrust the steel blade at him, resting its razor-sharp edge on his forehead, watching a pinprick wound drip down his face like a solitary tear. On the balcony, now!
What do you want?
I grabbed him by the collar with my free hand, dragged him toward me, and then pressed the blade tight against his throat. Let’s not start that again, eh?
I shoved him away, he staggered, stumbled, and then righted himself, edging closer to the balcony. The sliding door was already open, the cool air wafting inside. A bong rested on a stool next to the open door, smoke billowing out of the top. There was a bag of weed next to it, a scattering of blue pills around it, and a small baggie filled with white powder. He’d been throwing a party, although he seemed to be the only guest. The apartment stank of solitude. It reeked of a day lost in the abyss of intoxication—smoke, alcohol, stale food, body odor.
In the distance, a bonfire raged, the scent of burning wood polluting the air, filtering into the apartment, and conquering some of those unclean smells.
He turned to look at me—his face a picture of horror, tears in his eyes. What’s this about?
he asked. I didn’t do anything to you. I tried to—
—Shut up and keep walking.
Do you want to make me look like a fool, is that it?
Do. As. I. Say.
He swallowed thickly, nodded, and then edged toward the balcony. His gown billowed as he stepped outside, exposing pale, hairy, and surprisingly thin legs. He picked up the bong, turned slowly toward me, and held it out as a peace offering. Why don’t we just sit, chill, and enjoy a smoke?
I laughed and he joined me, seemingly clinging to the hope that this was still some kind of joke or drug-fueled dream.
For a moment, the horror faded. His tear-filled eyes almost sparkled in the light. His face creased with a hopeful smile.
Why don’t you shut the fuck up and do as I say?
I ventured.
Please, don’t—
Turn around.
Please—
Turn. Around.
I don’t want to.
He regarded me for a moment. A cursory glance. Up and down. I could see he was weighing up his options, deciding if he could take me, charge me, knock me down, and escape.
I stepped closer and gestured with the knife to call his bluff. That was enough to convince him. He slowly turned around, his exposed legs trembling, his voice shaking.
Climb onto the balcony,
I told him, the knife still ready to attack.
Don’t make me do this.
You have two options: You either take one step forward, or you get a machete in the back of your skull. Your choice.
He was whimpering desperately, but he did as I said. He climbed onto the railing, only the lip of the steel structure protecting him from the edge and the drop. He leaned forward to look down and then sharply pulled back.
Come on now,
he said, his voice shaking. I’ll give you anything. Drugs, money. I have a hooker coming later if you’re into that sort of thing.
He faced me and forced a smile, but it retreated from his face when it wasn’t reciprocated. Just please, stop this.
Did I tell you to turn around?
He turned back to the edge and the sheer drop below, his short, sharp exhales leaving a thick, smokelike vapor in the air.
Please,
he muttered again. Shaking his head, fighting a fear that strangled his words. Please, please, please, I—
He turned to me again, expecting to see me staring right back, a grin on my face. But I was right behind him, my hands free. What are you doing?
I changed my mind,
I said. I don’t want to kill you after all.
Oh, thank God—
It’ll be much easier if you kill yourself.
I shoved him and he toppled over the edge. His arms swung madly, his hands grasped desperately, reaching for solid ground, stability. But he was too slow, too weak, too inebriated to make that connection. He disappeared into the darkness. Moments later, I heard the barely audible but unmistakable thud of his body hitting the concrete entrance several stories below.
I waited, listened, expected—hoped. There were no further sounds. No panic, no screams, no shouts or cries.
He died as he had lived—unnoticed by everyone around him.
A few hours after I left the building, the human detritus of his scattered corpse would be discovered by a neighbor returning home from the pub. It would be dismissed as a prank at first, a mangled mannequin left by mischievous kids. Eventually, they would realize they were looking at the remains of their reclusive neighbor. The police would chalk it up to suicide following a drug-fueled depressive binge. Everything that the forty-four-year-old loser had spent his life acquiring, from his ornamental samurai swords to his pages of crappy poetry, would be discarded, pilfered, junked, or forgotten about.
He’d always wanted to make a big impact on the world, and in a way, he’d done just that.
PART 1
1
She stared at her reflection in the window and cursed every inch of it. A clear night, the weatherman had said. Sweltering sunshine all day—a nice, calm, cool breeze throughout the night. It sounded perfect, but he was talking out of his ass.
She’d had her hair done for the occasion. She hadn’t devoted this much time and effort to her appearance in years. You look like a princess, dear,
her grandmother had said when she left the house, choosing to walk the short distance to the restaurant.
A princess, she thought to herself, remembering her grandmother’s words and the smile she wore when she said them. Fifteen minutes ago, maybe. But fifteen minutes ago, it had been dry. Fifteen minutes ago, the weatherman was probably looking pretty fucking smug. Then the rain started.
She wasn’t a princess anymore. She looked like she’d just stepped out of the 1980s and was on her way to a Poison concert.
She growled at the face staring back at her and cursed once more, this time at her luck. Her first blind date ever, her first date in two years. The last man she’d been with had tried to change her. He was a geek, an introvert with extroverted tendencies, a man who was one step away from being both an agoraphobic and a psychopath. Their relationship had been short-lived, three weeks of misery, self-loathing, and constantly hoping that she would discover some kind of redeemable feature.
The straw that broke the camel’s back came in the form of a double bun and bronze bikini—he had insisted she dress up as Princess Leia, telling her he couldn’t get off any other way.
What a charming bastard he was.
That’s never happening again, she thought to herself, hoping that her new date would have a fetish for Chewbacca, thus saving both hers and the weatherman’s blushes.
She allowed herself a laugh at that. Only then did she see the people on the other side of the glass. Only then did her mind seemingly register that for the last minute or two—when she had been so engrossed in her unintentional perm, laughing, cursing, and doing everything except making faces—a handful of diners had been watching her.
One of those diners seemed more interested than the others, staring intently, hopefully, hesitantly. When he realized she was looking at him and no longer at herself, he turned away.
Abi straightened up, wiped the drizzle off her face, and shook it out of her hair. Then she did her best to smile at him and wave at him. Because although she had no idea what her date looked like, she knew that was him.
That was just how her evening was going. Just how her life was going.
Abi kept her head down as she entered the restaurant. She was greeted by a waiter who wore a three-piece suit, with barely a crease out of place. He looked young, fresh. But she knew that by the end of the night that waistcoat would be twisted halfway round his back, that shirt would be soaked with sweat, and he’d be itching to rip everything off and jump into a nice hot bath or a nice cold whiskey.
Table for one, Madam?
That was rather presumptuous of him. She thought about asking him whether she looked like a sad, lonely woman who didn’t have friends, wasn’t married, and enjoyed eating alone on Friday night. But she had just been staring at her reflection and she knew that, minus a few cat hairs, she looked exactly like that woman.
I’m meeting someone,
she said. She was proud of that and waited for what she perceived as a smug expression to change. It didn’t.
Are they here now?
He gestured around the restaurant, and she mirrored his actions, though she had no idea why. The man who had been staring at her was now pretending not to look. He was using a napkin to polish a knife, a determined expression on his face as he tried, and failed, to look nonchalant.
His name is Robert Marlow.
The waiter’s eyes scoured a book in front of him, hidden from view by the lip of the wooden desk. Ah yes, here he is.
The host shifted from one grin to another. Each as disingenuous as the last. If you’d like to come with me, I’ll show you to your table.
He took her straight to the table, where he instructed her to sit, gave her a menu, and then departed. The man who—until a few moments ago—had probably thought she was a well-dressed vagrant smiled and greeted her.
Nice to meet you. I’m Robert. Although you probably knew that already.
Her cheeks flushed with embarrassment as she tried her best to return his smile.
Of course. And I’m Abi, although you probably knew that as well.
Abi figured that he also knew she was a little crazy and maybe a little desperate. He’d been staring at her when she had stood outside, no doubt wondering who this crazy woman was, why she was grimacing, and why it looked like she’d been Tasered.
As she sat down and returned his unblinking smile, she knew that she should have stayed home. She had a bad feeling about this one.
If experience had taught her anything, it’s that dating just wasn’t for her, and blind dating was just asking for trouble.
2
Robert was nice, if a little strange. He worked his way through a repertoire of small talk for the first ten minutes, speaking quickly, barely giving Abi time to answer, and moving to a new conversation as soon as the old one finished. She struggled to keep up. When the waiter came to take their orders, they had been discussing a popular crime drama, but as soon as the waiter headed for the kitchen, Robert jumped into a conversation about literature.
He was trying to impress and desperate to make an impact. He had clearly thought long and hard about how to do that. By the time the main course arrived, he had settled on a single conversation, but it was one that nearly sent Abi to sleep. Apparently, he worked in IT—she still wasn’t quite sure what he did and couldn’t recall if he’d told her among all the waffling—and had recently moved to the area because of a new job. He said he had spent weeks commuting, before living out of a hotel and then finally deciding to rent a house nearby. It seemed interesting to him, and if those facts hadn’t been lost in a mess of awkward conversation, questions, and hesitant silences, she might have found it interesting as well.
Abi thought him to be modestly attractive, and she wasn’t deterred by the nervousness. It was something she had sought in previous boyfriends, because she had always associated nervousness with intelligence. Although that probably had a lot to do with her grandmother. Only smart people get nervous, dear,
the old woman often told her. Smart people worry they’re going to sound stupid. Stupid people are too busy trying to sound smart.
She swore like a docker and she could be very crude, but the old woman was incredibly wise and had a way with words.
Abi mentioned her grandmother during dinner, spoke about how the doting guardian had raised her, how she meant everything to her.
I feel your pain,
he told her. I also lost my parents and was forced to live with a great-aunt. She was crazy but fun. Like Mary Poppins, but with less singing and more diazepam.
I didn’t tell you I lost my parents,
Abi had said with feigned suspicion, arching an eyebrow as quizzically as she could and then correcting herself when she realized she probably looked like she’d had a stroke.
That had made him even more uncomfortable. He had shifted self-consciously, averted his eyes, and just when she felt like he was about to apologize for killing off her parents and pigeonholing her childhood in a single careless sentence, she jumped in and saved the day.
I’m joking. I did lose them,
she said. She briefly thought about making a joke about losing them in a supermarket and stopped herself when she realized she couldn’t pull it off. She was still smiling at her intended joke when she uttered, They died in a fire
.
His gaze shot to hers, caught her smile, pondered whether it was a joke or not, and then decided it wasn’t when she awkwardly turned away.
At that point, he had reached across the table, taking her hand in his.
She had been trying to eat her strawberry cheesecake at the time, so it didn’t go as smoothly as he probably hoped, but it was a touching moment, nonetheless. Robert had nice eyes, and she found herself getting lost in them as he gave her a sympathetic stare. It was because of that stare and that moment that she decided not to tell him the truth: she no longer felt anything for her parents.
Maybe she was angry at them, as if it had been their fault for dying. Maybe it was because she had been young and had since had time to heal. Maybe she was just lying to herself and had bottled up the truth. Whatever the reason, the death of her parents felt like little more than a footnote in her childhood.
Abi also considered herself lucky to have been raised by her grandmother, someone she believed to be the strongest and most supportive person in the world.
Her grandmother had convinced her to go on the blind date, actually. She had pushed Abi to respond to Robert’s messages on the dating app, one that encouraged users to message, chat, and even meet without profile pictures. It had been the only app she could bring herself to join. She didn’t want to let her nosy neighbors know she was on a dating site. She didn’t want to announce to everyone that she was single and alone, including her ex-boyfriends, schoolfriends, extended family, and neighbors. She also didn’t want to be rejected for being ugly or plain. At least this way she could just pin the blame on her tagline, her geeky profile, or the attempt at humor in her replies.
Abi had been paranoid that Robert would be too weird and that she’d have another messed-up relationship on her hands. She also worried that he would be too perfect, and that she would look like a stuttering, empty-headed troll in comparison. It wasn’t like she only focused on the black and white either—she worried about all the gray areas, too.
Her grandmother had been the one to calm her down, to tell her that everything would be okay; the one who insisted that Abi was beautiful and that she deserved the best.
Her grandmother would say anything to cheer her up—to justify her fears, delusions, and concerns. As a teenager, Abi had experienced a crisis after someone called her average looking.
Instead of trying to convince her otherwise, something which would have inevitably failed, her grandmother managed to convince her that average was best. Because, as she put it, The pretty ones end up pregnant at fifteen, abused at eighteen and dead at twenty-five. The ugly ones end up bullied, ignored, and abused. The world leaves the average ones alone.
Robert had looked just as nervous as Abi felt. He didn’t seem capable of maintaining eye contact for longer than a couple seconds. On one occasion, they had stared into each other’s eyes in complete silence. He had seemed relaxed at first, but then he flinched, before spending the next few moments looking at everything but her while cycling through a slew of small talk.
I’m so sorry,
he had said more than once. I’m not used to this.
She hoped that by this,
he meant the blind date and not human contact, but she suspected otherwise.
Even in the face of all his weirdness—even with the flinching, the stammering, the sweating, and the awkward conversation—Abi felt a mild attraction toward him. She didn’t exactly fancy him, and it certainly wasn’t lust. If anything, it was pity. But that was more than she had felt for any man in years.
Robert remained on edge throughout the meal. There was something strange about his mannerisms, a conflict—he seemed ill at ease, with the traits of a man who was scared of his own shadow, but at the same time, there were glimpses of confidence, of assuredness. It was almost like he was convincing himself to forget his anxieties and momentarily doing just that, only to remember that it was all an act and then instantly melting into anxiety again.
He seemed drained by the time the check arrived. He offered to pay for it, and after the slightest resistance, Abi agreed. That seemed to lift his spirits, but those spirits were dampened again when he dropped his wallet twice and then laughed awkwardly when the waiter tried to engage him in small talk.
By that time, Abi was ready to call it a night, keen to escape for his sake as well as hers. Mildly attractive or not, she wasn’t sure his heart could take it if she hung around any longer.
Well, it’s been good.
Robert stood and offered her what seemed to be his first genuine smile of the night, one not born out of fear, nervousness, or humiliation. He was probably relieved it was over. Now he could dry out and calm down. I’m sorry again for being so awkward. But I promise not to be that awkward next time.
Now it was her turn to flinch, and judging by his reaction, he had seen it. Robert averted his eyes and she felt terrible. He was close enough to go in for the kiss, close enough for her to smell the sweat that had soaked into his formerly white shirt.
He turned back to her, smiled again, and then, just when she was ready to turn tail and run, lest he go in for a kiss, he extended his hand. She shook it, staring into his eyes and trying to resist the urge to wipe her hand on her coat afterward.
I’d love to see you again,
she said.
That had come out of the blue, her mouth rebelling against her brain. It was pity, mercy, and a desperate need not to disappoint, but it