Ghosted: A brand new unmissable and haunting mystery
By Mark McCrum
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Adam Albury, a successful architect, finds himself at a funeral in his local church. Scanning the aisles and seeing his family and friends dressed somberly in black, he’s shocked to learn the service is for him. Adam, now no more than a hovering spirit, is even more astonished to hear his death was ruled a suicide.
The ghostly Adam is quite certain he wouldn’t have harmed himself. As he watches those close to him chuck handfuls of earth on his coffin, he realizes he’s been murdered. But who is responsible? And why?
Adam may be a ghost, but he’s no angel. As he follows his suspicions round those still living, he has more than a few surprises in store . . .
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Mark McCrum
Mark McCrum has visited six of the seven continents (not Antarctica), and written several books. He has been mugged in Rio, picnicked on a glacier in Chilean Patagonia, and lunched with the King of the Zulus, a strict teetotaler, whose manners were impeccable. McCrum lives in London.
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Ghosted - Mark McCrum
CHAPTER ONE
‘B e thou our guard while troubles last,
And our ete-e-rnal ho-ome.’
As the congregation thundered their drawn-out conclusion to Isaac Watts’s famous hymn and lapsed back into a rustling semi-silence, Lucille the vicar climbed the wooden steps up into the pulpit. She stumbled halfway and there was a loud creak as she steadied herself. But once ensconced she was back in control. She grasped the ornately carved rostrum and gazed out lovingly over her tortoiseshell half-moons onto the expectant faces below. As if on cue, a shaft of April sunshine beamed down through the stained-glass window at the far end of the nave, casting, for all of fifteen seconds, ethereal coloured patterns on the shoulders of her white cassock.
‘I didn’t know Adam that well,’ she began, ‘but he’s always been a great believer in the church…’
Right on the first point and most definitely wrong on the second, Adam thought. I have always been polite to you, Lucille. I attend your services occasionally, yes. To please Julie, generally. Or for some sentimental throwback to my childhood, some probably misplaced desire to feel the holiness that you, of all people, so signally fail to impart. I even put my hand in my pocket for the restoration. Of course I didn’t want to see the place falling down; the church is the architectural centre of the village and whatever nonsense you practice here, it’s still important to keep it going. But please don’t try and make out that I believe in your mumbo jumbo: the Afterlife, Heaven and Hell, the Resurrection, all that patent absurdity. Especially not the happy-clappy version you put about, with poor long-dead Jesus in attendance on our every waking movement.
‘Adam was many things,’ Lucille continued. ‘As well as being an extremely successful architect, he also had his poetic side. He wrote lovely verses and in the village we all looked forward to his annual Christmas offering…’
Give us a break! If I strive to be one thing with my occasional bardic efforts, which certainly aren’t verses, thank you very much, it ain’t to be lovely. Mid-thought, Adam found himself double-taking. His gaze roamed away from Lucille’s ever-sincere, nodding-dog features and out over the packed rows of chairs. Almost everyone, he realised suddenly, was wearing black – or close to it. All his relatives were here, in the front rows. On the left of the aisle, his second wife Julie, splendidly got up in figure-hugging velvet, with a tiny black hat and veil perched on her bobbed blonde locks. On the right, more elegant and understated, let’s face it, his first wife Serena, in a discreet dark blue satin number. Next to her, on one side, his children, Leo and Matilda, with Leo’s surprisingly good-looking fiancée Abby beside him; and on the other, Walter, Serena’s frankly uninspiring new man. In the row behind, his sister Claire, her irritating husband Dan, and their ten-year-old daughter Maya. Just next to Claire, clutching her indeed, was his mother Patricia, as frail as a waif under her neat coif of bone-white hair; on her other side, the staunch but smiley Polish woman who was the latest in her roster of carers.
As Adam got closer, and saw the crimson tear stains, like watermarks, on his daughter’s pale cheeks, it finally dawned on him what this was.
‘And in tragic circumstances such as these,’ Lucille was saying, ‘it may be hard for us to believe that Adam, after a life that had clearly troubled him much more than any of us had realised, has found peace at last. But I can assure you’ – she paused, significantly – ‘that he has.’
The penny had dropped. This was no ordinary service. It was – Adam could hardly bear to articulate the thought – his funeral. How had that happened? The last time he’d looked he had been robustly alive. Having dinner with Julie, no less, on a Friday evening, after a windy and rain-swept drive back up the motorway from his offices in Covent Garden. God, perhaps that was it – he’d been in a car crash. Had he even imagined the dinner? Or perhaps they had gone out to the pub afterwards? Drunk too much and driven the Disco (as they called their beloved Land Rover Discovery Sport) into a wall. But no, he could remember the candles that his wife had put out; the sirloin steak she had cooked – medium rare as he liked it; the yummy chocolate pudding she had prepared; the awful feeling that now was not quite the right time for the confession he needed to make, sooner or later. As the special food had come out, he’d been quietly dreading that she might be about to come on to him, which would have put him in a difficult, not to say confusing position. But no, they had kissed chastely and he had woken in his own bed, breakfasted with her, civilly enough, then waved her off for her usual Saturday morning of shopping and gossip in Tempelsham.
And there she was now, looking as if butter wouldn’t melt, with Roland Herrington next to her. Adam saw that his old friend was holding her hand. For support? Out of grief? With her other hand she removed a dainty embroidered hanky from her bosom and dabbed at her lovely blue eyes.
‘The idea that those,’ Lucille continued, ‘who, for one reason or another, feel compelled to take their own life, do not find a place in the Kingdom of Heaven, is not one that Christians like myself believe in any more…’
Adam was treble-taking. Was this what accounted for all these drawn, shocked faces; more so, he realised now, than at your average funeral? Was Lucille really suggesting… suicide?
It seemed that she was.
And where was he? he wondered suddenly. Not with them all in a corporeal sense, that was for sure. So was his body in that shiny teak coffin that stood central on its stand in the aisle, decorated with his favourite spring flowers: yellow narcissi, white tulips, blue and white hyacinths, pink ranunculi, blue and purple irises.
He watched on in disbelief. The service took the form of hymns and readings, interspersed with four-minute addresses by close friends and colleagues, up at a microphone below the pulpit, giving their take on his life: Adam the architect, Adam the poet, Adam the man. Adam knew it was four minutes because Roland had taken at least thirty seconds of his precious quota to tell them all so. As was only to be expected, the rest of his supposed tribute was all about him. Roland, that is. You would have thought that in death the old tosser would finally have let the rivalry go. But no. He still had to get the digs in about the poor corpse in the box. ‘And now, let us pay tribute to Adam’s poetry,’ he said, pausing weightily, as was his wont. He stroked his ridiculous beard, a hipsterish attempt to look younger that unfortunately, with the long streaks of white amid the piratical black, failed entirely. He smirked, and there were a few knowing chuckles from the more irreverent lightweights in the audience. ‘It wasn’t Keats, or even Armitage,’ he went on – or even Roland, was the clear and tedious implication – ‘but it wasn’t bad. In fact, for a man who had spent his main energies on becoming such an accomplished architect, it was surprisingly good. I even found myself, on one occasion, wanting to steal from it.’
On one occasion! Roland, for God’s sake, was the one who sometimes got his compositions into The Times Literary Supplement and the Spectator and the London Review of Books, not to mention all those strange specialist publications with which Adam had never bothered. Yes, Roland had spent his professional life working in the City (like T.S. Eliot, as he would happily tell you) but he had published three collections, albeit with obscure presses. So why the continuing beef?
The strangest address was by Gideon Bloomberg, who went over his slot by three long minutes and argued, against the noise of rain now drumming down noisily on the roof, that Adam had had every right to take his own life. With that long, lugubrious face more animated than Adam had seen it for some while, Gideon spoke movingly of Adam’s ‘courage’ in taking up his ‘moral right’ to end his own life. ‘His own life,’ he repeated, gazing challengingly around the disbelieving faces. ‘We who are left behind may be tempted to succumb to anger at this terrible act, but we would be wrong. It was Adam’s pain and, hard though it may be for us to accept it…’
‘What pain!’ Adam wanted to scream out. I was fine, thank you very much. There were a couple of recent hiccoughs, granted. Julie and I haven’t been getting on that brilliantly. Jeff’s been trying to push me out of my own firm, the one with my name on it. But there’s nothing I would put my head in the oven for, even if that were something I would consider anyway, however bad things got. So don’t cast your weird philosophy onto me, mate. I didn’t do it.
Whatever state Adam was now in, he found that he could see, all too clearly. Every face in the church, in close-up if he wanted. He could hear, every word that the speakers were saying, and the audience reactions too. Every sob, every gasp, every muttered aside. But if his spirit – if that’s what he now was – had eyes and ears, it had no mouth. He couldn’t articulate. He couldn’t intervene.
He could still smell, however. How odd was that? Sailing close up to the spring flowers on the coffin, he caught their delicate scents in his non-existent nostrils. Hovering elsewhere, he got all kinds of audience whiffs: body odour from Gideon, the familiar costly pong of Diorella from Julie.
There was another of his favourite hymns – ‘Abide with Me’ – and then his sister Claire was on her feet, with a poem she knew well that he was fond of and admired: Christina Rossetti’s ‘Let Me Go’.
When you are lonely and sick at heart
Go to the friends we know.
Laugh at all the things we used to do
Miss me, but let me go.
As she came to the end of that powerful fourth stanza, Claire’s bright voice cracked and she let out a sob. Then she brushed her long, grey-flecked dark hair away from her face and looked up, determinedly. Bless her, she wasn’t going to allow Gideon to get away with his deranged and depressing thesis. With all due respect to the previous speaker, she said, and very much expressing her own point of view, she didn’t understand it. She had known Adam, obviously, since she could remember. There had been ups and downs, of course. He could be difficult; we all knew that. (Did we? Adam thought.) But the idea that her brother would take his own life. No, she couldn’t see it. ‘Sorry, everyone,’ she gulped, tears now pouring down her pudgy pink cheeks. ‘I’m sorry…’
As she broke off and strode away from the mic stand, a mobile went off. It was Adam’s ringtone, ‘By the Seaside’. Involuntarily, he reached for his phone, before realising that he had no phone. No hands either. Ten rows back he spotted his devoted office manager, Lynsey Turner, shuffling furiously in her handbag. She had the same ringtone; he had never realised. Eventually she located the offending device and clicked it off. Lynsey of all people, anal about her filing, spickety-span about coffee cups, would be more embarrassed than most about such a public gaffe.
Claire, meanwhile, had made her way back to her pew and the strong arms of hubbie Dan. He was a bully, as Adam knew, but he did a good job of looking like a decent enough guy in public, with his thick blond hair and CGI cartoon hero good looks. He hugged her close, looking round and nodding sympathetically at the surrounding folk as he did so. It was an ongoing mystery to Adam why Claire was still with him, even if they did have little Maya, their ‘late addition’, as a reason to stick together.
Now Matilda was up by the mic. What an absolute beauty his daughter was, with her silent-movie-star face and those tight dark curls. Was she going to sing, bless her? She was. ‘Pie Jesu.’ God help him, this was what he had asked for, now he remembered, in that plan of his own funeral he had once drawn up, almost as a joke, though Julie had insisted on keeping it on file, ‘just in case, sweetheart’.
She might be trouble, darling Matilda, but she could pull it off when she wanted to, couldn’t she? As the final note faded away, there was loud applause. Lucille nodded approvingly. It was okay to clap in God’s house these days, even at a funeral. Not that Adam minded. He was in tears. Not literally, obviously. But his spirit, or whatever it was that he had become, was moved in exactly the same way as if he had been alive.
From the sublime to the ridiculous. The final four-minute offering was by his business partner, Jeff: ‘a short encomium’ on his ‘remarkable career’. The remarkable career, Adam thought, that you were actively trying to scupper, you fat hypocrite. Adam’s architectural philosophy had been ‘truly admirable’, Jeff went on. He had always stressed the need to think of designed space in terms of people. ‘The people who would be living there, the people who would be working there, the individuals, if you will, who would inhabit Adam’s lovingly devised and always carefully thought-through spaces and places…’
As the congregation nodded along to this sententious bullshit, Adam caught sight of Eva, his colleague, protégé and dark secret, ten rows back, with, well well, Reuben and Simone from the firm too. Eva’s face was an absolute picture. She knew exactly what a virtue-signalling slimeball Jeff was; and exactly what Adam would be thinking, were he here among them. Which, oddly, he was.
Afterwards, Adam stayed with them all as they trooped out behind the coffin and up through the churchyard. The charcoal-grey clouds had passed over and the place was dazzled with spring sunshine, casting dark shadows from the gravestones onto the wet grass. Bright droplets gleamed on the still-naked branches and furled buds; pale curlicues of steam swirled up from the paved path that ran down to the lychgate.
Beynton St Marys was, it had to be said, the perfect place for an old-fashioned English funeral. Even though it was only an hour and a half from London, it was still not overpopulated. Its position in an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty had saved it from the tacky new-build add-on crescents and closes that had spoilt so many of the little villages outside that designation.
Adam’s grave was not in the main churchyard, with its tilting and rackety old headstones and sumptuous green-black yews, which grew so well, his father Philip had always joked, because they were fertilised by corpses; it was up in the new section in the repurposed field beyond. Julie had insisted he buy the plot, three years ago, alongside one that was intended for her. ‘You’re always telling me you want to be buried, not cremated, so we might as well get organised,’ she’d said, bossy as ever. Now that very organisation seemed almost sinister. Adam was hungry to find out exactly how he was supposed to have died. Taken pills, hung himself, jumped under a Tube train? Whatever, it was a monstrous lie. Unless he’d been so severely traumatised that he’d forgotten how he’d done it. No, don’t gaslight yourself, Adam. Even if you had done it, you’d have remembered the preparations, the planning. Wouldn’t you?
As they followed the coffin, borne by four blank-faced undertakers’ operatives, up the gravel path out of the old churchyard, people were quietly acknowledging each other, falling into loose groups. Given the solemn context, there were no loud whoopish greetings. But there was plenty of warmth, Adam noticed, among the silent nods and muttered and mouthed ‘How are you?’s. Something as desperate as the suicide of a friend brought people more intensely together. The shock of it. How could he? Adam, of all people! And yet, we’re still here. Let’s love each other all the more, despite and indeed because of this horror.
All sorts had turned out. Besides family, office colleagues and old friends he hadn’t seen in years, there was a sprinkling of fellow architects, structural and services engineers ditto, along with a good crowd of sub-contractors (‘subbies’ in the trade), some of them looking as if they’d put on a suit for the first time in their lives.
As they reached the annexe field, with its neat rows of newish headstones, its clearer cut, more recent dates, its fresh or artificial floral arrangements, the perambulating congregation quietened down again. They were silent as they approached the stark oblong of the open grave, with the wheelbarrow of earth and spade to one side. Reverend Lucille was waiting, her white robes billowing in the chilly breeze.
What a marvellous rite it was, the old English Order for the Burial of the Dead. How had Julie persuaded Lucille to use it? She must have promised her good money for the restoration fund to have got her not to employ an alternative liturgy, something altogether more upbeat and ‘relatable’.
‘Man that is born of a woman, hath but a short time to live, and is full of misery. He cometh up, and is cut down, like a flower; he fleeth as it were a shadow, and never continueth in one stay…’
It was almost worth dying to hear Lucille mouthing these wonderful ancient words. ‘Full of misery’ was certainly not her style. Her church services were so convivial that Adam had found them closer to a kindergarten lesson than anything sacred. There was chitchat, there were toys, there was tea and coffee and biscuits, there was a sing-song around the electric piano. Where was the ritual, the long slow build up, through Collect and Epistle and Gospel and Sermon, to the solemn celebration of Communion? Gone with the lovely Victorian pews that Lucille had got rid of last year, citing health and safety and improved disabled access among other absurd reasons. Toe-numbingly boring those services might have been, on the sunny Sundays of his childhood, but at least they had felt holy. Mysterious. ‘Other’, as his father used to say, when justifying his wavering faith.
Eventually Lucille stepped forward, bent down and scooped up a handful of earth from the waiting barrow.
‘Forasmuch as it hath pleased Almighty God of his great mercy to take unto himself the soul of our dear brother here departed: we therefore commit his body to the ground; earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust…’
Adam wondered if he would feel something as the first fistful of damp soil clattered down onto the shiny varnished lid of his coffin. Or if not feel something, hear something. No. Whatever was in that long, slim box, it wasn’t him. He was up here, flying free, with the fat wood pigeons that perched on these leafless white-trunked birches. He felt as he had always felt, albeit without a body. So this was it. You got older, you got used to seeing a wearier face in the mirror, teeth that were greyer or yellower or made of zirconia, lines around the eyes, hair that was thinner or gone completely, a body that couldn’t do what it used to, a brain that could no longer recall words that had once sprung immediately to mind, the titles of books and films, the names of celebrities and even old friends. And then you passed on. Literally. But you still felt the same. It was a revelation.
As Adam watched his relatives and friends step forward, one by one, to claim their handful of earth, to chuck it down with a kiss or a sob or a goodbye (‘Farewell, old friend,’ Roland muttered theatrically), he had another revelation. It was an obvious one. If his death had not been suicide – and it hadn’t – it had been murder.
CHAPTER TWO
There was, of course, a wake. Back at the house, which was a convenient five-minute walk through the preserved-in-aspic village. Adam had designed and built the place himself, and the development, which had involved taking down a rotten old barn in a field raddled with nettles, brambles, burdocks and hogweed, had caused minor ructions at the time. Protests to the council, that sort of thing. But Adam had charmed the objectors, and used his long experience of dealing with metropolitan planning officers to outwit the local low-rent apparatchiks, pointing out that he wasn’t doing anything that radical with ‘Fallowfields’. Though it was, yes, a raw white concrete oblong, it sat on a plinth of knapped flint, referencing the local vernacular. With its floor-to-ceiling windows and concealed external water pipes, it was, above all else, a beautiful, clean shape. The low-angled grass roof was a nod to a Scandinavian tradition and, of course, the famous Australian Parliament House in Canberra, but it was hardly outrageous. It fitted in light-heartedly with the village green just down the road, not to mention the neat lawns of other, more traditional properties round about.
Inside, Adam had allowed himself more freedom – and fun: 2.7 metre doors linked rooms with high, 3.3 metre ceilings. At the centre of the property, industrial scale etched-glass doors opened to reveal a huge double-height sky-lit galleried space; polished white concrete with oversized art works and an arching chandelier (more Antony Caro than Vienna crystal). The glass and steel staircase that led up to the bedrooms was tucked to the side until it emerged as a bridge spanning the view to the terrace, garden and hills beyond.
It was great to see these beloved spaces of his full for a change. It seemed ridiculous that it had taken his death to have a repeat, indeed an improvement on their original, rather damp housewarming party, fifteen years before.
For now the sun had come out properly. Coats and jackets were flung off, ties loosened or discarded as people gathered on the terrace, in and out of the long sequence of casement windows that led into the mighty oblong of the living room. The fire blazing behind the pristine glass of the Nestor Martin rotating stove at the far end was starting to look a bit superfluous.
With flutes of champagne in their hands, the mourners were letting rip. Their voices were raised, their emotions flying free. Though Adam could see and hear everything in front of him, there was, quite apart from his muteness, one key limitation to his spectral capabilities; he couldn’t be in more than one place at a time. More’s the pity, as everywhere he looked there were old friends he hadn’t seen for ages. What a turnout! He was, despite himself, quite impressed. And they were all talking about him. In largely flattering terms. ‘His buildings were always about people, that’s what I admired…’ ‘Such a talented man…’ ‘He was kind, wasn’t he?’ How quickly, though, they had relegated him to the past, like a shocking news event becoming history.
One or two were even starting to get frank little digs in. ‘I did love Adam, but he could be rather too…’ Adam overheard Lynsey Turner opining, before she was drowned out by a roar of laughter from bald, jowly structural engineer Keith Henderson, looking almost stuffed in his shiny grey suit. ‘He was! He was!’ he cried, clapping his beefy red hands; though what exactly he was supposed to have been, Adam had missed.
A gang of subbies were gathered around Paddy O’Neill, that bearded goliath of a builder, who liked to boast, in his un-Irish South London accent, that he had over two hundred painter-decorators on his books. Adam had missed his comment, but its noisy reception suggested a level of political incorrectness that was presumably off the scale. The wit tended to match the job with this crowd: plumbers, scaffolders, demolition crew, ground men – the dirtier the work, the dirtier the humour.
Against this racket, some of Adam’s older friends were talking about the service, how lovely it had been. ‘Had Adam actually planned it?’ asked Louise Burbage, an architect he’d done Part Ones with at Bristol, but who had subsequently dropped out and become an interior designer. ‘It’s the sort of thing he might have done.’
‘No, Julie did, I think,’ their friend Nicola Newman replied. Nicola had been a conceptual artist back then, when such a thing was a novelty. Having pulled off a number of powerful stunts, including putting a live horse in an empty office space, a work she had called ‘Galloping Inflation’, she had changed tack, and was now a key figure in the Green Party.
‘Julie, did she? She did well.’ Louise had never liked Julie; had indeed told Adam, over a plate of fajitas in Notting Hill in 2006, that he was making a huge mistake leaving Serena for her. ‘I liked the mini-addresses,’ Louise went on. ‘It all added up to a very rounded portrait, I thought.’
‘What about that chap that spoke in favour of suicide…’ asked skinny, thoughtful Mike Boyston, another Bristolian, who had spent long years at the BBC in some IT capacity and now had his own outfit.
‘Gideon Bloomberg,’ said Nicola.
‘The egg-headed guy with the scraggly beard?’
‘That’s him. He’s a philosophy professor at King’s.’
‘Is he? What – in London?’
‘Yes.’
‘It was a brave thing to do.’
‘Actually,’ said Louise, ‘I thought it was completely inappropriate.’
‘Isn’t that what philosophers do?’ Mike countered. ‘Ask the difficult questions. And he had a point. It was Adam’s life. I mean it’s very sad for us, obviously, but if that’s actually what he wanted…’
‘Very sad for us
,’ Louise repeated scornfully. ‘Suicide.’
Adam hovered. He was touched that Louise was so defensively emotional about the manner of his death, though not surprised that Mike wasn’t. But why wouldn’t, didn’t, any of them just say exactly what that manner had been? All these oblique mentions of ‘a horrid death’ were no use to him at all.
Somewhere in this noisy throng someone was having that conversation, surely? The question was where? He didn’t think that those who were commiserating with Julie would exactly be quizzing her for details. That story had been and gone, by phone and WhatsApp, days, even weeks ago. Now it was in the category of the unmentionable; or perhaps, the not-necessary-to-mention.
How long had he been dead, anyway? In one group