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When Police Commissaire Henri Castang is summoned to investigate a missing hotelier, he’s not alarmed at the young widow’s disappearance. Until a routine inquiry on the hotel’s last guest reveals him to be a Jewish artist and concentration camp survivor who never checked in to a room. All clues seem to lead to a dead end, until a terrorist bombing of a church convent sends Castang in search of a mystery that will link back to the crimes buried deep in Europe’s war-torn past.
“[A] rich and savory ratatouille fans have come to expect from Freeling—ironical and humorous, sad, clever and insightful.” —Publishers Weekly
“A dark vision of war then-and-now and of tangled loyalties—to God, to country, to man—with love overriding all.” —Kirkus Reviews
Nicolas Freeling
NICOLAS FREELING (1927–2003) was a British crime novelist, best known as the author of the Van der Valk series of detective novels. His novel The King of the Rainy Country received the 1967 Edgar Award, from the Mystery Writers of America, for Best Novel. He also won the Gold Dagger of the Crime Writers’ Association, and France’s Grand Prix de Littérature Policière.
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Not As Far As Velma - Nicolas Freeling
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Not As Far As Velma
A Henri Castang Mystery
Nicolas Freeling
Writers seldom love Publishers.
Publishers always hate Writers.
So to Tom Rosenthal
with love
since this is a book about love
‘If I help the poor, I’m a saint. If I ask why they are poor, I’m a Communist.’
Dom Helder Camara
‘You could see a long way, but not as far as Velma had gone.’
Raymond Chandler
1
When the doorbell rang he remembered that Gabrielle had gone marketing. He laid the brush down, went along the passage. There is no point in not answering. The interruption has been made.
He had a long look, though, first, through the lens of the spyhole. The concierge isn’t particular about the street door. Half the time it’s on the latch and anyone can walk in: she’s leaning on a broom somewhere, gossiping. A house, in Paris now, needs to be a fortress. You are in no hurry to open the apartment door to strangers.
After the bright light of the studio the landing is dim, yellowish, and the lens distorts. Two men. Indeterminate age, unremarkable clothes, empty faces waiting placidly, knowing they are being observed. One carries a black briefcase. But two men. So not insurance or the gas. Two, in his experience, means … But they could still be selling something; an older one training a younger one, maybe. He put the door on the chain, opened it a crack, stood back and said Yes?
Monsieur Marklake?
And then?
Police.
Peacefully; one could remember when they weren’t.
They know the routine, holding the plastic card with the red-white-blue diagonal stripe well up, for the cautious householder to study carefully. There are a lot of these cards and they look alike. The old man is suspicious, clicking a light on, pushing his glasses up on his forehead. Police d’Etat. Stapo. It does not increase his confidence, but used to distrust they wait patiently.
At least not secret-stapo. Police Judiciaire. What’s it about? Since not, presumably, a bicycle stolen out of the basement.
So tell me more.
A deep, dragging voice.
It’s only a routine enquiry. Concerns you, though; or so we’re given to suppose. Simple verification. Papers and things,
apologetically. We’d prefer to come in if you’d let us.
People are right to be cautious. Phony, fast-talking cops with glib tales have wormed their way in to old ladies; poor but with pension money in a retired handbag on a closet shelf. Oh, they could switch on a shouting, bullying manner, no strain, but this old boy has eyes which have seen a lot, in his life. They don’t know him from Adam, but one learns to judge from little signs. He too has something of a cop look.
He unhooks, stands back, motions them along the passage. Big studio, bright from a whole wall of window: one of those the Ville de Paris keeps for artists. Eating-space, a round table with a Persian runner and on it even in winter a big vase of flowers. Living-space, tatty old sofas with a lot of cushions. Working-space, canvases on stretchers stacked face to the wall, canvas on easel, jars with a lot of brushes. Rail running the whole length of the side wall, with many framed canvases suspended on chains; the old man’s showroom. Everywhere an oriental sense of profusion and comfort and even shabby luxury. Pervading everything the pungent smell of paint and high-grade turps; sharp tingle quite unlike cheap cleaning-fluid.
Sit,
says the old man pointing to the dining-table, and goes to clean his brush with care: this will evidently take some time, for the elder is dragging armfuls of bureaucracy out of that big briefcase … The police are painstaking over detail of stupefying minuteness. They can also be highly devious. Good; be patient; one will hear.
The officer starts with a town, a town in the north; one of those historic fortresses of Flanders and Picardy that have been battered, besieged, captured and sacked by more armies than I’ve had hot cups of tea. Know it well, if not for some years: he’s an oldish man and has known many towns.
Been there recently, at all? Not last November? Nor since? Sure, are you, of that?
A shrug. Sure he is sure. He was right here, working. How to prove it? Who is going to bear witness to that? Mama, perhaps? He has been in and out, since November: here and there. He has seen friends. They are mostly like himself, elderly; forgetful; what interest have they in when they saw him last? A feastday of the Blessed Virgin, maybe? The day they elected a new mayor? But he is unworried. The war is fifty years behind us and this is France. Antisemitic they are and always were, but nobody’s getting in an uproar. These police types aren’t trying to build anything. Marginal notes, on their bits of paper. Like the man says, verification.
Know a little hotel there? ‘Caravane’? Near the station; street—I’ve got it here somewhere, Rue de la Grange?
No. One I know is old. ‘Duc de Bourgogne’. One eats well there—in a sidestreet, quiet.
Account for this at all then, can you?
His big moment, piece of paper across the table. I’m not offering them anything to drink. Be polite, but why butter them up?
A photostat. Hotel register of oldfashioned sort, spaces for nationality and passport number and stuff. Sometimes they have little cards, and sometimes they don’t bother. Fiche de voyageur, an antiquated piece of bullshit they’ve revived, now there are terrorists everywhere.
Name right. Address right. And what does that mean? Nothing that I can see to stop you filling in Humphrey Bogart and the address in Casablanca.
The old man put his glasses up, spread his hands.
What’s this then? My cheques are forged? Pocket full of stolen credit cards? Look.
He borrowed a piece of paper, a ballpoint. There. My signature. My writing. Like there at the bottom, all those pictures.
Tap with the ballpoint on the photostat, flowing easy capitals, educated writing but the most you’d say would be someone used to addressing envelopes. Not me. I could write Charles de Gaulle, David ben Gurion, but it would be my handwriting. Here is someone I don’t know.
So why forge your name? Pretty uncommon, no other. Marklake in the phonebook. Fellow forges a name he writes Martin, Simon. Got the address right too.
Fellow having me on. Having you on. Why? I don’t know.
So you can’t think of anybody, might like to make trouble for you? Grudge maybe, little trick of malice.
Antisemites, you’ll find anywhere; three a penny. Personal, no. I can’t prove anything. What does an innocent man have to prove? Where was I in November, I should write in my diary?
The cop had picked up the ballpoint; tapping his teeth with it, Morse code maybe. The other just sat, didn’t utter; there at all only for the record, drive the car.
Well, I’ve asked you, noted your answer. Type out a report to that effect, maybe you won’t mind dropping round the office to sign it. We’ve nothing whatever against you, Mr Marklake, no suspicions or presumptions. But it’s unaccountable. Maybe someone else won’t feel happy, up in the north they might want to ask you something further, who knows but you may hear more of it. Sorry to have put you to the trouble.
He thought he distrusted them when polite more than when they pointed with a stick and said ‘Get in line there, you’. He grunted, shut the door, and said, Mama!
I heard.
Hadn’t even got her shopping-bag inside the door before her nose told her … A thin woman with large beautiful eyes and a gift for silence, her speech was to the point. I’ll think about it.
He stumped back to the easel but the work didn’t go well. A hair is only a hair until it gets in your soup. Of what stuff are our earliest memories? There is in California an old, old Russian lady, who remembers holding on to her mother’s skirts. She is aged two. There is a railway station. Her mother is crying, pleading. There is a very big policeman, with a moustache. He is in the grand uniform of the Austro-Hungarian Empire. Where is this? She is unsure. The Empire reached right up into Galicia. Perhaps Przemysl.
Many children have memories of the police. A large sweaty oaf, rather frightening? If you were a small boy, perhaps a recollection of being taken unpleasantly by the ear? Then the likelihood is that you are not Jewish. Fear does not taste like this.
This I don’t much like,
said Marklake, cleaning his brushes.
Then pinch it off at the start.
Gabrielle was slapping plates on the table, preparatory to Mittagessen. Living in Paris since nineteen thirty-eight there were still German words that got mixed with the French, and his accent can still sound comically thick and Polish.
They say it’s nothing and tomorrow again they’re at your door with another story.
Where does it start? A town in the North—then go there, and tell them to explain themselves, have it out there between you. I’ll pack you a bag.
A waste of time.
Better you waste your time your money both than sit here every time the doorbell rings you drop something on the floor. Sit, take a glass of wine, take your pill; eat, I tell you.
The advice is good. Also it is a fine town. There are even good pictures there.
Castang on a winter morning. The Public—in this instance the ruffled Mr Marklake—would be indignant to know how little his mind was on his work. This particular piece of work had been forgotten altogether. To be fair, he has thought about it, quite a lot. It was not in police terms important, but it could be interesting. Interesting is not enough: he knew too little and the rest was speculation. Imagining things makes for bad police work and has got him into trouble before now.
He has forgotten all about it because last November he put out a trace to have this old chap Marklake checked up. Paris receives a great many requests of the sort from provincial sources, treats them with no great sense of urgency. Chronically overburdened by the legal and administrative systems of France which are complicated and laborious in the extreme. One PJ officer with influenza in the month of January creates yet another bottleneck and another week is lost. Castang, well accustomed to this, for he has himself worked in Paris and in exactly this dogsbody job, put it out of his mind.
Ask him, and he will reply—sighing—that there are three sorts of police enquiry. ‘The flags’: the legal phrase flagrante delicto means caught-in-the-act. Some notion of urgency and speed, so one does try to get a move on, even if most of them are petty delinquency and nobody much interested. Preliminary: the police is wondering whether a case exists, collects material to send to the Prosecutor, who decides upon legal pursuit. And rogatory commission, meaning there is a case, a judge of instruction is working on it, and has ordered the police to do some work, hopefully to shed light.
Castang’s enquiry being only a preliminary has the least priority. Paris has better things to do than run after a verification concerning a woman who has vanished. Women vanish every day, and a lot of them in Paris.
He would explain, to any member of the public who was really interested—like poor Mr Marklake who imagines that the Stapo has its eye fixed upon him (we do have a Gestapo too but it is more interested in Arabs nowadays than Jews)—that it’s really quite normal that Paris should take three months getting around to this. He won’t mention that he has meanwhile forgotten all about it, and is trying now to recall what it was all about in the first place.
Castang is in his forties; a Principal, the middle rank of Commissaire: a senior police officer but not very senior nor very important. Sent to this obscurish corner of northern France because he’d been a nuisance elsewhere and here can cool his heels awhile learning not to trouble authority. Meaning get along with routine work and be noticed—either by Authority, the Public or the Press—as little as may be.
In this he has done fairly well. He is a good administrator and a competent, experienced officer. In three years he has had one major case, a noisy homicide involving a wealthy local magnate: he handled that well and got a Good Mark in Paris where the promotions are made. He also got involved in a stupid nonsense which wasn’t even in his district, resulting in a small official bad note for a lot of shit with political overtones, balanced by a small unofficial good note for tactful handling of said shit. He will be left another year or so in this backwood. Then he might have purged his contempt or dreed his weird or whatever it’s called, and might get a better job elsewhere. And being quite a good sort of cop, after learning not to be too goddamn bright and shaken off those bad socialist tendencies, he might even get his seniority step and become a Divisionnaire. That means chief of a Regional Service of the Police Judiciaire. Big deal. There are some twentyfive of these in France not counting Paris which is special and where Divisional Commissaires are three a penny. In the provinces. Some are good. One or two are gaudy: the plum is Versailles which includes the outer Paris suburbs. What he’ll get, if at all, will be small and unpublicised like Limoges, say: not one cop in a hundred could even find it on the map.
This is what, leaving his house, in reality a rented flat, quite pleasant, of a morning, Monsieur Castang thinks of. He has no house. He had had a country cottage and he sold it. For a nice profit. He is well paid, and he economises. Without gambling on the Stock Exchange like a capitalist he still has Capital. He would like to buy or build (that’s tricky) a country house. For holidays first and then retirement. Where—south or north?
His active years will just about see out the school, maybe even university years of his children: he has two girls, would have liked a boy but too bad; tough titty. Since the Regional Services are all in university towns that is no big problem. Should the house be near the sea? Vera has become Marine in her interests: himself, show him a boat he gets sick all over it. He stumps along. It is ten minutes’ walk from his apartment to the office and he walks it. Bit of exercise if no fresh air; gets you in shape for the day to come; gearing up, huh, for the hard detective stuff. Or something. Like the first cigarette of the day; tell yourself that when cutting down you enjoy them more.
One metre seventyeight or say five feet ten: fifty years ago it would have been called tall. A shaved, lippy face; lot of lines there. The belly is still flat; the left elbow, shot out by a crooked cop with a large bullet, is made of precious metals. He did gymnastics upon a time and is still elastic, and light upon the feet. On the feet are expensive shoes, kept well-polished; is this a luxury, or just a mania? The clothes have an odd English look, like a maths professor showing he’s an outdoor man at heart. Tattersall check shirt, tweed hacking jacket, pullover (good but with darned elbows) and extremely elegant trousers, whipcord. His wife had also been a gymnast, until she broke her spine falling off bars: she walks now again but limps. His arm and her back, it must be symbolic but what of? Togetherness perhaps; they are what is called a devoted couple. There is much love there, and frequent furious detestation.
He likes to swim, but the pool is always full of foul-mannered schoolchildren. She likes to swim, wishes she were rich and had a private pool. Since she is the limping one it is he who carries a stick: sometimes as today an umbrella. There are large ominous clouds in the northern sky, black and bulgy: it will either rain or snow depending on how it feels, quite probably both together. He has a loden coat. They are nice but smell so when wet, like dogs.
He looks both French and not-French. There are some doubts about his father, definable as a person-unknown. Said to have come from Aquitaine, a province occupied in former times by English soldiery who behaved badly. This might account for English mannerisms, like sitting with crossed legs, and a habit of irony. His former chief, Commissaire Richard, who had an evil tongue, described him as a type who hangs about racing-stables, giving bad tips: that horsy world, said Richard, is full of English stallions jumping upon French mares. The many pockets of the tweed jackets doubtless stuffed with banned veterinary drugs. His subordinates deplore an uncertain temper and eccentricities, but once you know the funny little ways he isn’t bad to work for.
He reaches the office early, so as to set a good example.
Marklake, journeying (the night before) towards the north, thought about the police and decided that it was silly to do so (working oneself up to nightmares about the camp: what the hell; he had survived the camp. How many were left, who could say that? A thousand, still? Fewer, by now. All had been more or less crippled, were kept alive by complicated medicaments. He had himself the extraordinary Polish physique to thank: even in middle age he could arm-wrestle almost anybody. And art.)
So think about art. Passing out of the Ile de France—the only really French part of France, peeling grey paint and gothic cathedrals, the only ones which really do look gothic—into Picardy, where Frenchness starts to mingle with Flemishness, and Spanishness. He knows a good deal of history, since it is art-history, and here are the towns for whose possession the crafty French king wrestled with the Duke of Burgundy who had been less crafty than his forebears. The French got Burgundy, but Spain got the Netherlands. It is an astounding, tragic fairystory.
These towns are all now safely-French up to the Belgian border. They have been so fought over, for so many hundreds of years, are full of so much mixed blood, one may doubt whether they feel safe, or feel French. The traditional sources of their immense wealth, textiles, coal and iron, have vanished. They are poor now. But the people have character. They will think of ways. And they are full of art. Once finished with the police—stand for no nonsense, but do not lose your temper—he would find much to look at, to study, to inspire.
Marklake was elderly but had always been an oldfashioned painter, believing in draughtsmanship, carefully-prepared canvases, meticulous groundwork and the very best of Winsor and Newton arranged in a lean, sober, classical palette: gaudy chemicals he needed like a hole in his head. Thanks, he knew how to get light upon a canvas. Nothing of his would fade or crackle or turn blue. You could see down into his glazes the way you could see down into a rockpool ten feet deep. He painted as though the world would never come to an end. He looked forward with as clear an eye as he looked back. Here in the world to fight with God, and the angel; like Jacob. He had no use for modern painters—let them turn blue! All they are good for. Abstraction is a nonsense, a dead end, for fools, conjurors, illusionists, get-rich-quicks. How many even can draw?
It was raining—of course: the fine, greasy northern rain. This too he loves, and trudges well content to his hotel, a place of monastic quiet, in a cul-de-sac where the roar of traffic does not reach, where he sleeps well, waking at dawn to the gentle, discordant bell of some nunnery. Before he had drunk a cup of coffee the sun was out, watery in the washed stepaside street of peeling grey paint and closed shutters. His feet echoing deliberate upon the slippery cobbles. Upon the boulevard a hard cheerful racket, and young girls in clean aprons, sweeping the pavements in front of butcher and greengrocer.
Police stations are the same the world over; bovine in the north or siesta in the south, supinely uninterested. In France the air of barely-controlled irascibility, aimed at discouraging the public. In recent years some perfunctory effort has been made at tidying them up.
Nothing to do with us at all. Police Judiciaire.
Where’s that?
quite prepared to be told they didn’t know. A long way: if you don’t feel guilty now, you will by the time you get there.
A gloomy building of rusticated stone, occupied by the Land Registry. He was concluding he’d got it wrong again when the eye was caught by a faded notice saying ‘PJ First Floor’. Flight of stone steps, door saying Enquiries, and inside that a lobby with two wooden benches and a door with a sliding panel saying Knock and Wait. It could just as well have been the Land Registry.
But the panel slid open at once; a fat female peered at him; he explained himself, haltingly.
Oh yes,
with an unctuous courtesy one felt to be more ominous than rudeness. The door to your left, Mr Marklake.
Inside was a surprise, walls of a pleasant creamy colour and even a potted plant on her desk. Of course, if there’d been one outside, this being France, it would have been pinched the same day. She leaned across, smelling of peppermint, and pointed with her pen.
Down the little passage,
archly as though he’d asked for the lavatory, and the second door on the right, and that’s Inspector Louppes and he’ll be glad to talk to you.
The old man thanked her politely. At your service,
she said with a trill.
The door was open, to a small office with nobody in it, and no furniture save a metal desk, a typewriter-table to the side, two chairs and a metal filing-cabinet, but it still managed to look amazingly untidy. Paper lay about everywhere including the floor, and in motley colours pinned to the wall; movie posters, record sleeves, three or four calendars, portraits of pop singers, some dashing, fairly obscene female nudes. He sat, since there was nothing else to do; took off his fur hat and after a moment his overcoat; the radiator was turned too high. Inspector Louppes’ leather jacket hung on the back of his chair: his ashtray showed that he smoked too much. The window was barred. The offices seemed quiet. One could hear a murmur of conversation and the intermittent tap of a typewriter.
Presently there was a weird noise, high-pitched and rhythmical, A-da-da-Doing-a-doing-da, recognisable as imitating Lionel Hampton’s vibraphone and breaking into cheerful song as it neared the doorway.
Mister Sta-cey—Ring dem Bells—who the hell are you?
Your good lady,
getting up, said to go on in.
She’d no business saying anything of the sort. Since you are in, well, sit down. Tell me about it.
He threw himself into his own chair. A shortish, thickset young man in his mid-twenties, a bullish neck and a broad heavy head. The eyes were widely spaced, a pale angry blue, protuberant. Mousy straight hair cut in a fringe hid most of the forehead. Untidily shaved, as though he’d come to work in a hurry; fair bristles showed on the lumpy jaw. Wide, thick-lipped mouth and strong, stained teeth. Nasty young man, thought Marklake going through his explanations, but bright and quick. A cocky, confident look, saying My name is Patrick Louppes; two pees and an ess.
He wore a light blue shirt, open-necked, definitely on its second day, under a dark blue pullover and tight faded jeans. The butt of a big magnum revolver showed behind his right hipbone. While the old man spoke, sounding to himself confused, thick, Polish, his expression became vague, opaque; the mouth pursed, the jaw got lumpier and the voice said O-ho
as though about to unmask fierce biting questions, but all that came out was, Yes … We’re glad to see you … Rather a funny business, this of yours.
Except that it isn’t mine.
Louppes gave the indulgent smile of Yes-yes, that’s what they all say; irritatingly. Someone is usurping my identity. That is serious. It is why I have come all this way. To understand it.
And what is your explanation?
"I have none. I have not made myself clear? I am