The One Percent
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There's always money to be made telling rich people what they want to hear, and rich people want to hear they're rich because they're better. The One Percent is a dose of truth - the super-rich are both a symptom of a country gone off the rails, and, in many cases, the cause. Greedy and vampiric, they have polluted our waters, raped our
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The One Percent - Roger Nokes
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Roger Nokes
MANAGING EDITOR: Jay Butkowski
CONTRIBUTING EDITOR: Albert Tucher
ASSOCIATE EDITOR: Paul J. Garth
ASSOCIATE EDITOR: R.D. Sullivan
ASSOCIATE EDITOR: Rob D. Smith
GUARDIAN ANGEL: Jonathan Elliott
COVER ART: Heather Garth
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THE ONE PERCENT: TALES OF THE SUPER WEALTHY AND DEPRAVED
Copyright © and ™ 2023
Editor-in-Chief: Roger Nokes
Additional Editorial Staff: Jay Butkowski, Paul J. Garth, Rob D. Smith, R.D. Sullivan, and Albert Tucher
With Stories by: Steven-Elliot Altman, Tom Andes, C.W. Blackwell, Meirav Devash, James D.F. Hannah, Curtis Ippolito, Jesse Lee, Sean Logan, Eddie McNamara, Lin Morris, Esther Mubawa, Andrew Rucker Jones, AD Schweiss, Thomas Trang, Scott Von Doviak, Tim P. Walker, and Sam Wiebe
Cover by Heather Garth
Book design by Roger Nokes and Jay Butkowski
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ISBN: 979-8-9878765-1-0 (Paperback)
ISBN: 979-8-9878765-2-7 (eBook)
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DEDICATION
For Elon Musk’s chauffer, Jeff Bezos’s doorman, Mark Zuckerberg’s MMA instructor and anyone else who has to put up with their bullshit to put food on the table.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:
Creation is rarely a solo enterprise. Even when there’s just one person credited, there’s usually a community that’s been built up around that creator, that supports them through thick and thin, that stokes the fires of imagination, and encourages them to engage in that next great creative act.
At Rock and a Hard Place, we are so fortunate to have built up a community of authors, artists, and readers, who get us. We hope you enjoy this latest issue as much as we’ve enjoyed pulling it all together.
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Contents
Foreword: It’s the same old song
1.The Block and the Chain
1. C.W. Blackwell
2.Most Likely to Succeed
2. Scott Von Doviak
3.Doris the Sculptor
3. Esther Mubawa
4.Haggling Over Price
4. James D.F. Hannah
5.Pretty Like Money Can’t Buy
5. AD Schweiss
6.God’s Way of Hiding in the Shadows
6. Thomas Trang
7.Sin Carne
7. Eddie McNamara & Meirav Devash
8.A Life of Idle Pleasure
8. Andrew Rucker Jones
9.Invasive Species
9. Sam Wiebe
10.The Old Money Beat
10. Curtis Ippolito
11.$600 Ski Mask
11. Tim P. Walker
12.The American Way
12. Jesse Lee
American Juggernaut Electronic
13.The Last Kind Act
13. Sean Logan
14.La Isle Flotant
14. Tom Andes
15.Schicksal (The German Word for Destiny)
15. Steven-Elliot Altman
16.Trust Me
16. Lin Morris
CONTRIBUTORS’ BIOGRAPHIES
Foreword: It’s the same old song
Welcome to the new order. It’s the same as the old order.
We work hard and they get rich. We follow the rules and they flout them.
Now it looks like tech bros on yachts and private spaceships to the moon. A hundred years ago it was oil barons and railroad tycoons. People profit from the destruction of the planet just as they did off slave labor. It’s a child digging minerals to power your smartphone just as it was young women burning to death in a t-shirt factory.
The issue of absurd wealth concentrated in the blood-soaked hands of the few is as much a constant in our history as war and racism.
With The One Percent: Tales of the Super Wealthy and Depraved, we give you stories of those at the top. Though these stories are fictional and are individual accounts of people at the highest tiers of our economic system, we hope that collectively they point to a larger systemic problem, which is the fact that our economic system incentivizes cut-throat nastiness. Having a system that rewards people for hoarding wealth and taking advantage of others means individuals with fewer scruples are more likely to rise to the top and that those that may have some basic sense of ethics or human empathy quickly learn to abandon it in order to compete.
To say that this is a systemic problem is not to absolve the individuals who benefit from the system from their guilt and culpability. They take part in it, uphold it, and further it for their own sakes. They’re the architects of the system, the maintainers of the status quo.
We hope this volume serves as some small form of accountability, as a way of saying that, though we are forced to live in this system for our own survival, we are not blind to it. This is our way of saying that although they have taken the majority of our waking hours, they have not taken our creativity or our humanity.
In this collection, you’ll read stories of glorious comeuppance. As one of our authors writes, there are spiders that eat other spiders,
and you’ll read about people out of their depths, blinded by the promise of easy cash and paying for it in the end. But there are others still, who just get away with it, who treat people like pieces on a gameboard, and never learn their lesson—because in the end, they still come out on top.
What we tried to do is find a mix of the unrepentant and the unfazed. But we never want to glorify those captains of industry who profit from the misery of others. This anthology is about showcasing the problems of immense, unchecked wealth. It’s not our usual fare of people struggling to eke out survival, but it is still presented with the trademark RHP brand of social justice and basic fairness. In this anthology, we let our authors do bad things to bad people . . . and the results are entertaining as fuck.
So, take this volume and enjoy it. Laugh at some of the outrageousness. Cry over the inhumanity. And rage at the insane injustice of it all.
-The Rock and a Hard Place Editorial Team
Roger, Al, Jay, Paul, Morgan and Rob
December, 2023
image-placeholderNow there was a new spider plucking the threads—the kind that eats other spiders.
The Block and the Chain
C.W. Blackwell
They meet at the Plumed Horse in Saratoga, a Michelin Star restaurant with tableside duck consommé and the kind of desserts that float by on elegant glass-domed carts. He’s relieved when she walks through the door—in these days of deep fakes and filters, it’s hard to know if a TikTok ten will translate to an IRL ten , and from what he can tell, everything checks out. He lets her wait at the hostess stand for a moment, watching as she scans the room. He doesn’t want to seem eager. When he finally stands and waives her over, he adjusts the cuff of his sleeve so everyone can see the rose-gold Bulova on his wrist.
Chaz?
she says, with cautious eyes.
He knows it’s an act—based on her profile, there’s nothing cautious about her.
Cecilia? Please, sit. I ordered you a Malvasia Bianca.
She hangs her clutch on the chair and settles into the immaculate white-cloth two-top. She slowly drags a long strand of brown hair behind her ear and smiles broadly—it’s enough to trigger her dimples. Chaz knows this must be a signature move, and he’s surprised she’s played it so early. Still, he gives her the reaction she’s looking for and offers a smile in return.
He wants to reward her for acting pretty and insecure.
Sorry I’m late,
she says.
It’s only a minute or two.
His eyes drift over her dress.
I didn’t recognize the flag on your profile,
he says.
Panamá,
she says. I’m from Panamá City. You been there?
She plays up the long vowels in the word city. She thinks he has an accent kink, and she’s not wrong. Chaz won’t date a woman unless he knows English is her second language. He thinks it gives him an advantage—and power is an aphrodisiac.
I’ve never been,
he says. But if you’re any indication, I’ll have to change that.
That’s very nice of you.
It’s the most reassurance he’ll give until dinner ends.
From now on, everything will be about him.
It’s called the blockchain,
he says later, when the wine comes. He rolls a glass of Mourvèdre in the air and waits for her to admit she doesn’t know what that is. It’s a digital ledger—a way to do business without gatekeepers like banks or federal governments. It’s okay—not many people understand it. But that’s how I make a living. It’s like being involved with the Internet in ’89, or computing in the 1940s. I’m one of the early adopters. There are exchanges for cryptocurrencies and I help clients navigate them. It’s all very lucrative for me.
Is it like Bitcoin?
she asks.
This time he doesn’t reward her with a smile.
That’s one of many digital currencies, but you’re on the right track.
I should introduce you to my tío Inácio,
she says. He’s always looking for new ways to move money around.
But she covers her mouth after she says it, and her eyes track left and right to see if anyone is listening.
Your uncle’s a businessman?
Yes.
She lowers her voice. He lives in Panamá, but he visits the Bay Area all the time. He’s in town this week for something called vulture capital.
"You mean venture capital?"
Yes, that’s it. I’ll give him your number if it’s okay with you.
Chaz worries the power dynamic has shifted now that she has something to offer beyond what’s under her dress.
I might have room for one more client,
he says. No guarantees, though.
It bothers him that Cecilia doesn’t fawn over his high-end loft on Santa Cruz Avenue. She’s the first of his dates to see it after the remodel—the exposed brick and concrete countertops. The NFT nudes framed over the bed. He worries that she’s seen better lofts in other parts of town. When he undresses her, he makes sure to toss her clothes all over the room so he can lay in bed and watch her search for them afterward. He sometimes wonders if this is another one of his kinks or just a personality disorder.
Later, when the rideshare comes, he walks her down to the lamp-lit street and they hug like friends and kiss on the cheek. They don’t make plans to see each other again—that’s another dance that must be carefully choreographed—but as he’s riding the small elevator back to his loft, his phone rings and he assumes she’s forgotten something.
He answers—it’s a voice he doesn’t recognize.
I understand you are the crypto guy,
says the voice, a hoarse, accented croak that triggers the hair on his forearms.
I’m sorry, who am I speaking with?
"My name is Inácio Narra. My niece sent me your number tonight, says you’re the real deal."
"Of course—Cecilia," says Chaz. He clears his throat and turns his crypto-bro vibe up to maximum sleaze. She spoke highly of you and your business. She said we should meet.
Yes, I agree. Don’t you? How about tonight?
The phosphorescent hands of the Bulova read one in the morning.
We must be in different time zones,
says Chaz.
I can assure you we are in the same time zone, amigo. Here’s what I propose. Meet me at your office in thirty minutes to discuss opening a new account with your firm. My driver already has the address. For your trouble, we will only consider seven-digit wire transfers. Do we have a deal?
Chaz enters the loft and fingers the blinds as if he might find Mr. Narra in a tinted sedan idling on the street, watching him.
Yeah sure,
says Chaz. He doesn’t like to be summoned, but he also senses a tinge of urgency, and it excites something in his cells. Let’s do it.
When Chaz reaches his boutique streetside office in Los Gatos, all the lights are on and there’s a Mercedes idling at the curb. The door is unlocked. There’s a sharp smell of cologne inside, something like tobacco and eucalyptus. A large man blocks the doorway of his personal office and Chaz knows this cannot be Mr. Narra. The vibe is wrong: he’s too young and his eyes are dull and flat like someone is controlling him from a distance. The large man beckons Chaz forward and pats him down from pits to ankles.
No need for that, Santos,
says a voice—Narra’s voice. It’s coming from deeper in the office. We are all professional businessmen here.
The large man steps aside, and Chaz sees Mr. Narra seated at his desk with his feet up. He’s a petite man with a neatly trimmed beard that has turned mostly gray, save for a darker patch on his chin. Silver curls hang at his ears and forehead, black chevrons for eyebrows. He has the kind of lines on his face that make him both handsome and fearsome at the same time.
If you’re wondering how we got in,
says Mr. Narra, it would be easier to just skip that part and get straight to business.
Chaz considers his personal office a spider web for wealthy clients. A sticky trap for easy five-figure commissions. But now there was a new spider plucking the threads—the kind that eats other spiders.
Normally my clients like to talk about the blockchain and all the emerging crypto currencies available to them,
says Chaz. He squeezes into one of the chairs he reserves for his clients—too small by design—and folds his hands awkwardly in his lap. It’s an exciting opportunity, but it’s also an evolving landscape and you should—
Can you tell me about chain-hopping?
says Narra. He leans forward and now his blue-gray eyes have a sinister interest that almost looks like hunger.
Sure, I mean you just convert digital currencies through a series of different exchanges to achieve greater anonymity.
Do you know of any rules against it?
Chaz turns up his palms like he’s about to fill the room with insight.
"In my business you learn there are two sets of rules, Mr. Narra. There is a set of rules for the regular nine-to-five chump who thinks it’s a civic duty to let everyone shove taxes and bank fees and interest charges straight up his colon. And there are rules for smart men who routinely get ten-X on their investments through pure ingenuity and creative financial management. My guess is you are one of the latter, am I right? If so, I’m not so much concerned about the rules, and you shouldn’t be either. We can usually work around them."
Mr. Narra nods approvingly.
Chaz knows it’s the answer he was hoping for.
In that case,
says Mr. Narra. I would like to open an account. How long would it take to chain-hop five million dollars?
Chaz feels sweat trailing down the back of his neck. He hopes Mr. Narra doesn’t notice, but with those eager, hungry eyes how could he not?
We’ll do a little paperwork and I’ll send you the account numbers in the morning. You can begin the wire transfers whenever you’d like,
says Chaz. When the money lands, I’ll make you my top priority. How does that sound?
Mr. Narra signals to Santos, who unshoulders a black gym bag and sets it atop the desk. Chaz knows without unzipping it that it’s full of dirty cash. He can see the hard corners pressing through the nylon. It excites him.
I like to pay my commissions separately. I don’t like when the account balances shrink without explanation, okay? It’s six percent, but it’s all cash—so you can do whatever you want with it. Live your best life. I’ve got more nieces to fuck if you’re interested.
I understand—yes. I can do that.
"Good. And one more thing, amigo. When I call you, I expect you to answer. No text, no voicemail. I don’t care if you’re in a meeting or at the dentist or getting the best blowjob of your life. You answer. Every fucking time—you answer. Understand?"
Yes. I understand.
The first sign of trouble comes on a rainy morning in November.
Chaz’s phone goes ding ding ding as he turns the corner onto University Avenue, an umbrella in one hand and a 190-degree venti caramel Macchiato—hold the foam and the tip—in the other. He doesn’t check the texts until his assistant, Kimberly, greets him at the door with a wild look and the sound of landlines at DEFCON ONE.
Did you hear?
she says, with a TV remote in her hand.
He sets the umbrella behind the door, glances at the phone on her desk.
All the lights are blinking red.
Hear what?
She swings the remote at the TV, jerking the volume button as if it would somehow work faster that way. Chaz sees a pretty TV anchor with glossy lips and a robot stare. She’s talking about one of the main crypto exchanges Chaz uses, and how the company that runs it has filed for bankruptcy. There’s even a photograph of the company’s CEO, a young tech bro named Zander Holman-Reid, with the caption: POSSIBLE INDICTMENT?
The anchor repeats the words liquidity and loss and shockwaves.
Chaz’s cell phone rings in his hand.
It’s Mr. Narra.
FUCK.
Chaz answers—at least he thinks he answers. The words stick to his tongue like bad medicine.
Sounds like my crypto-wizard is having quite the day,
says Narra. Hopefully it doesn’t mean I’m having one, too.
I’m about to make some phone calls,
says Chaz. I’m sure it’s not as bad as it sounds.
You better be sure.
Narra’s mouth is close to the phone and Chaz can hear the topography of his throat as he speaks. The tiny