Elvis and the Underdogs: Secrets, Secret Service, and Room Service
By Jenny Lee and Kelly Light
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It's been months since Benji's former therapy dog, Elvis, was whisked away by the Secret Service, but Benji still misses him terribly. Luckily, because Elvis is now the president's dog, Benji can keep tabs on him via all the pictures and videos that are online.
While watching footage of the president's speech on the White House lawn, Benji and his friends Alexander and Taisy notice Elvis doing something very strange with his tail. Could he be trying to send them a message?
And so begins another madcap adventure in which these underdog best friends will have to find a way to get to DC, discover the truth behind Elvis's secret-coded cry for help, and solve a national pastry crisis . . . or Benji may have to say good-bye to his beloved Elvis for good.
Jenny Lee
Jenny Lee is a television writer and producer who has worked on STARZ's Run the World, BET’s Boomerang, IFC’s Brockmire, Freeform’s Young & Hungry, and the Disney Channel’s number-one-rated kids’ show, Shake It Up. Anna K was her debut YA novel. She lives in Los Angeles with her husband and two Newfoundlands.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5“This story starts in a hospital, but don’t freak out. No one died.” Benji feels almost at home in hospitals because he’s been in them so much. Born prematurely, he’s had many ailments, but he’s used to it at the ripe old age of ten. He even has a “personal” nurse named Dino who made him a punch card. After ten hospital visits, he gets a cool prize. He’s in the hospital again because he passed out. Benji faints a lot, but he usually wakes up seconds later. This time he didn’t, so Dr. Helen is more concerned and proceeds to ruin Benji’s fourth grade life by telling him he must wear a dorky green helmet to cushion future falls. Benji is scandalized. He is already the top target of the school’s worst bully, Billy Thompson, he doesn’t have any friends, and his Mom still calls him “My baby” in front of everyone. Isn’t there another alternative?Enter Parker Elvis Pembroke IV, Newfoundland extraordinaire, trained as the President’s – yes, THAT president, the White House one - perfect companion. Smart, bossy and full of himself, Elvis mistakenly becomes Benji’s therapy dog. And no ordinary therapy dog, at that. Elvis talks, in human, but only Benji can understand him.The humor seldom falters in Lee’s first book for children, especially in the voice of Benji, smart and articulate, small and wimpy, kind of heart. I laughed out loud more than once and cheered for Benji and his growing “pack.” Other characters are well-developed, too, including Benji’s Mom and friends, Taisy and Alexander, and of course, Elvis.The first conversation between Benji and Elvis does not go well. Though they both speak and hear English from one another, they have trouble understanding each other’s worlds and start arguing. Elvis, in his English-butler-like voice, finally says, “Perhaps we should start over. Clearly, we’ve gotten off on the wrong paw, you and I. I was born on a farm in Tennessee and have been trained for the last two years to be the president of the United States’s new dog.” Elvis is obviously a superior being!Taisy, super athlete and girlie-girl, spouts pearls of wisdom from her sport star father and goal-oriented outlook. “Less talking, more doing!” she says to the hesitant Benji and Alexander as the trio approaches the bully’s turf in search of Benji’s lucky lug nut. “… if he doesn’t have it, we’ll keep looking. But at least we can say we tried. Life is about trying!” And my favorite, Taisy’s motto when she doubts herself, “Breathe and believe. I know it sounds simple, but it works. You have to believe you can do anything, and that everything will work out how it’s supposed to. Just believe. Breathe and believe. Breath and believe.” Sage words, and ones that I would do well to heed in my own moments of doubt.Alexander’s photographic memory both helps and hinders, but it is his loyalty and budding sense of adventure that gives him substance. Explaining his boring, over-structured life to Benji, he, too, offers some astute words: “Having you guys think my freaky brain is useful for our super-awesome adventure? Well, this is stuff I only dreamed of doing.” Maybe we won’t find your lucky lug nut, he continues, but hopefully we will. “Did you know it’s a known fact that people who are optimists live longer?” His spirit helps Benji to realize that he needs an attitude adjustment. “Maybe I did need a pack of friends to give me a whole new perspective on the world.”One thing that disturbed me was Benji's assumption that Billy Thompson was a hopeless case and would end up in jail when he was older. Yes, Billy was a bully, but he did help save Benji’s life. The fact that he played music so well and was more sensitive than Benji ever thought bodes well for him. I would hope that, over time, and with continued respect from Benji and his friends, that Billy's behavior would improve. I don't like to assume that someone that young is already a lost cause.Benji’s Mom is overbearing, but understandably so; her child almost died as an infant. She is also hilarious, and though Benji doesn’t always appreciate being called “my baby” and kissed tens of times, he understands her: “Here’s what you need to know about my mom. She’s blond, she’s got big hair, and she’s loud. She tells people that she was a bear in her former life, because she likes to eat, she likes to sleep, and if you threatened any of her cubs, she’ll hunt you down and mess you up.” Her final words to Benji encapsulate key themes of love and courage and bring the novel home. Highly recommended, as Lee says in her dedication “for every kid who loves to laugh” – and, I would add, for every adult, too.
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Elvis and the Underdogs - Jenny Lee
This story starts with me superglued to a window-seat cushion on a sunny Saturday in March. I know that sounds pretty crazy, but the way things work in my life, it’s not that weird. Allow me to introduce myself: I’m Benjamin Wendell Barnsworth, but no one calls me that unless I’m in trouble. Most people just call me Benji. I’m the smallest kid in my fourth-grade class, but it doesn’t bother me. Have you ever heard the expression small kid, big personality
? No? Well, that’s not surprising, because I just made it up. Sounds good, though, right? Now back to our regularly scheduled story.
One of my favorite places in our whole house is the window seat. I love it. It’s right underneath a huge bay window that overlooks our front yard. In the afternoon, the sun pours in and makes me warm and cozy. I just lean my head back and pretty soon it’s snooze city. This time, when I woke up from my nap, I couldn’t move my legs. It totally freaked me out until I realized it wasn’t actually my legs I couldn’t move—it was my pants. But even that was a problem, since my legs happened to be in those very pants.
Upon further investigation, I discovered I couldn’t move my pants because they were superglued to the window-seat cushion! It didn’t take a genius to figure out my twin brothers, Brick and Brett, were to blame. How did I know it was them? Let’s just say this wasn’t the first time I woke up and found myself superglued to the window seat.
Brrrrrreeeeeeeet! Brrrrrriiiiiiiick! Get down here now!
I screamed.
We’re busy!! Why don’t you come up here???
they yelled back, cracking themselves up.
Ha! Ha! Very funny. You got me! Good one! You two better come down and help me remove my butt from this thing before Mom comes home, or all three of our butts are gonna be in huge trouble.
Normally, I don’t get in trouble when the twins pull a stunt like this. My mom is loud and crazy, but she’s fair. This was different. Ruining the seat cushion would end badly for everyone involved. Long silly story short, the twins had already ruined the other side of the cushion when they superglued me the first time and had to cut me out of my pants. We had used the oldest trick in the book when you mess up a cushion. You flip it over! Ta-done!
So this time around it’s not like we could just flip the cushion over. What were my brothers thinking? Did they think it was a magic three-sided cushion? Oh right, I keep forgetting. The twins never think!
Sometimes, as crazy as it sounds, I do wish I could be more like my brothers, because I have the opposite problem. I always think too much. In fact, sitting on the window seat is my favorite thinking place. And lately I’ve been sitting there a lot, because I really miss my dog Elvis. I know this might sound weird—that I can’t forget this giant black Newfoundland dog who I only had for three days, and who technically wasn’t even mine to begin with—but I can’t help it. Those three days with Elvis changed my life forever. So I sit here and think about him and look out the window, past our front yard, all the way down the street. If I squint my eyes real hard, sometimes I can almost picture a tiny black speck way, way in the distance, and I imagine what it would be like if the speck got bigger and bigger and suddenly there was Elvis running up the street back home to me.
So there I was, literally stuck in my thinking-and-missing-Elvis spot, when my mom came home from the grocery store.
Hey, Benji, baby, come help me with the groceries,
she called out.
Uh-oh! How was I going to help her when I couldn’t stand up?
Sure thing, Mom. But uh, you see, funny story . . .
Oh boy, big brain of mine, don’t fail me now. I would, but I super miss Elvis and I’m so sad . . . it’s like I’m paralyzed, and I can’t move.
I wasn’t exactly lying to my mom. I just wasn’t telling her the whole truth. And it was by far the smartest thing I could have come up with. Here’s the thing about my mom: She loves to share feelings. Her feelings, my feelings, my dad’s feelings, the across-the-street neighbor’s feelings, even total strangers’ feelings. If you have feelings you’d like to share, my mother is the best listener ever. She says keeping your feelings bottled up, especially the sad or bad ones, gives you wrinkles. And since I don’t want to be a wrinkly ten-year-old, and when I share I usually get a snack, I’m pretty happy to open up to my mom on a regular basis.
My mom put a bag of groceries on the floor and bellowed for my brothers to unload the car. Then she pulled an ottoman over and sat next to me. The twins came down the stairs like they were running for a touchdown on the football field. They aren’t the brightest, but even they knew my mom coming home wasn’t a good thing. Without saying a word, they barreled out the front door to get the groceries. Or maybe they were running away, leaving me to deal with this sticky situation. (Sticky, get it?)
Tell me everything. What’s wrong, Benji?
my mom asked, putting her hand on my knee.
I really, really miss Elvis, and sometimes I sit here and hope he’s going to come back to me. I know that’s never gonna happen, but I can’t help it. And I thought it’d get better because it’s been so long, but lately it seems worse.
I took a deep breath. Sure, I was praying my mother wouldn’t realize I was superglued to the cushion, but what I said was actually 100 percent true, and it felt good to get it off my chest. My mom didn’t seem the least bit surprised by what I said. I could tell because I’m pretty good at reading the furrows in her forehead. Different ones pop up depending on whether she’s worried, mad, hungry-cranky, or regular-cranky.
Benj, honey, it’s totally and completely normal for you to miss Elvis. He was a very special dog. And even though you only had him for a few days, he was your first dog. And everyone always remembers the firsts the most. Like I remember your first step, your first word, your first haircut, and your first loose tooth.
The first time I ended up in the hospital emergency room?
Well, that’s one of the firsts I actually try to forget. But all the good firsts in your life are really important, and you’ll remember them your entire life.
My mom was not kidding about remembering all my firsts, because she’s what you would call a power scrapbooker, meaning you better watch out when she’s doing it, because she’s got a hot glue gun and she’s not afraid to use it—on everything.
Hey, where were you when you had your first banana split? Do you remember?
she asked.
With you,
I answered immediately. Did I remember? Did I remember? Of course I remembered. I remembered like it was yesterday. We were down the Jersey Shore on vacation, and I was about four years old. My brothers were out on the beach doing the normal fun stuff you do when you’re on vacation, while I was covered from head to toe in pink medicated lotion because I’d had an allergic reaction to the motel sheets and had a horrible red rash pretty much everywhere.
Since I couldn’t be out in the sun, my mom and I were stuck in our beachside motel room together watching television, and then the television just died on us. Like there was this crackling sound, it went briefly to static, and then it just went black. My mom started laughing and said, When it rains, it pours, doesn’t it, Benji, baby?
I didn’t know what she was talking about, because it wasn’t raining. In fact, it was a perfectly sunny day out. Then she said it was time for the two of us to make our own vacation fun. She put one of my dad’s huge flowery Hawaiian shirts on me, and she rubbed pink lotion all over her own arms and face so I wouldn’t feel like I was the only one who looked funny.
Together we finally left that boring motel room and walked straight to the ice cream shop on the boardwalk. It had this cool green mermaid statue holding up an ice cream like she was the fishy underwater version of the Statue of Liberty. Everyone stared at us like we were crazy. Well, they looked more at my mom, but everyone always looks at her because she has really big blond, curly hair.
Two banana splits, please!
she said when it was time to order.
The waiter immediately explained that their banana splits were huge, so it’d be better if we shared one. And without missing a beat, she told him we were aliens from the planet Calamine, researching desserts on Earth, and our planet had a strict policy against sharing when it came to desserts. In fact, they had a policy against moderation in general.
That banana split was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. The vanilla scoop was on the left, followed by the chocolate scoop, then the strawberry scoop on the end. There was hot fudge, caramel, and strawberry sauce, at least two inches of whipped cream, and chocolate sprinkles. It was my first banana split. And yes, I will remember it forever.
Oh, I get it now,
I said, licking my lips at the memory. So you’re saying since Elvis was my first dog, he’s extra special, and that’s why I miss him so much?
Exactly. And that’s okay. And that’s why you still feel sad.
My mom was right. I only had Elvis for three days, but he was my very first dog. Now I had Ripley. He’s the dog I was supposed to get in the first place, but due to a mix-up, I got Elvis instead. Ripley is a yellow Lab, and he’s the complete opposite of Elvis, meaning that he’s only sixty pounds instead of two hundred, he’s yellow instead of black, and his fur is short and coarse instead of long and silky. Elvis has this lion mane around his chest, but I never told him that, because it would have gone to his head, like he was King of the Jungle. Trust me, Elvis already has a big enough opinion of himself.
Ripley is really sweet, and he always listens to me. Sometimes I think he can tell what I’m thinking before I even say it. Like how I sometimes forget to turn my bedroom light off, and right as I’m about to get up out of the bed to do it, Ripley just bounds across my room and jumps up on the wall and flips the light switch off for me. Elvis never listened to me, always had an opinion about everything, constantly ordered me around, and once threw me out of a window at school. But the biggest difference between Ripley and Elvis is that Elvis can talk.
Yes, talk.
I know, I know, everyone has that reaction at first. Dogs don’t talk in real life. Dogs only talk in comic strips, cartoons, television, and movies. I get that, you get that, but the way I see it, no one ever told that to Elvis—not that it would have mattered anyway, because I doubt he would have listened. Because he did talk, at least to me. I’m the only boy I’ve ever heard of who can talk to a dog. It might be because I had a seizure at school and passed out, which is why I needed to get a specially trained therapy dog like Elvis in the first place and why I got Ripley after him. A therapy dog can help me if I ever have a seizure again or another medical crisis. I figure maybe when I fell down and hit my head on the very hard hallway floor of my school, it caused my brain to be able to understand this one particular dog.
Benji, earth to Benji, come in. Are you feeling better now?
My mom shook my leg, and for a second I got worried she’d realize I was superglued.
I nodded my head yes and gave her a smile. It was true. I did suddenly feel better talking about Elvis. I do. Thanks, Mom. Hey, can I ask you one more thing?
Anything.
Do you think it hurts Ripley’s feelings that I still write letters to Elvis and that I miss him so much?
At the mention of his name, Ripley, who was lying below me on the floor, lifted his head. My mom petted him and shook her head.
I think Ripley understands and is totally fine with it. He knows it doesn’t mean you love him any less. Now, show me some love, okay?
And with that she leaned forward and gave me one of her big mama bear hugs. It was such a great hug that I temporarily forgot about my other situation, but I remembered it soon enough, because as she hugged me, she stood up. And when she stood up, she lifted me up along with the window-seat cushion. Uh-oh!
Right then the twins walked back in the door with the last of the groceries. They took one look at me getting hugged with the cushion stuck to my butt, dropped the bags on the floor, and ran back out the door.
Whaaaaaaaat diiiiiid you twoooooo doooooooo?!!!
my mom yelled, and since I was still in her arms, it was really, really loud.
My mom ripped me off the cushion, and I took some of the fabric with me on my pants. Then she had the same thought we did the first time this happened. She flipped the window-seat cushion over, which was when she saw the other messed-up side. And then there was even more yelling.
As punishment, she made the twins skip their pickup basketball game with their friends, which really bummed them out, because they live and breathe sports. They might not think, but they do know how to move, and they pretty much do it constantly.
But that wasn’t the only punishment my mother gave out. It got worse. Much, much worse. She also said we now had to do one of our least favorite things in the world, which is to go to Macy’s and watch her shop for a new seat cushion. All three of us begged and pleaded, but to no avail.
If one of you complains for even a second more, I’ll make you pay for this cushion!
she said.
That shut us up immediately. Twenty minutes later I had on a new pair of pants, and I climbed into our SUV with Ripley and my brothers, and we silently headed to the mall. As my mom drove, I looked out the window, and even though I was petting Ripley, I found myself thinking of Elvis again.
Here’s another thing you should know about Elvis. He prefers to be called by his full name: Parker Elvis Pembroke IV, and it’s probably what they call him where he lives now. But I never called him that, mainly because I knew it bugged him, but also because to me he really seemed more like an Elvis.
I didn’t even realize this until the Secret Service showed up at my house to take him back, but Elvis’s initials spell out the word pep.
That just makes me laugh, because Elvis is the least peppy dog I know. If I had to describe Elvis in one word, I think grumpy-know-it-all-cranky-pants would probably be it.
You’re probably wondering why I just threw the words Secret Service
in there. Here’s what happened. Elvis ended up at my house by accident. After he was born and trained at a farm in Tennessee, he was supposed to go live in the White House as the dog of the president of the United States! But instead there was a mix-up, and a giant crate of Elvis was delivered to my house on Fernbrook Lane in Pennsylvania. Eventually, they all figured out the mix-up, and after a few days the Secret Service showed up with Ripley, who was supposed to be my original therapy dog. What could I do? The president wanted his dog. I had to give Elvis back.
I write letters to Elvis at the White House, but I don’t tell anyone except my mom, and that’s only because I don’t have a choice. She supplies the stamps. She also tracked down Agent Daniels, the lead Secret Service guy who picked up Elvis from our house. He thought she was joking when she asked him to read my letters, but once you hear my mom’s does-it-sound-like-I’m-joking? voice, you can tell immediately she’s not. So he tried to blackmail her for her award-winning red velvet volcano cake recipe, which is the cake she served him when he came for Elvis. Lucky for us, Agent Daniels was thinking about my mom’s cake as much as I was thinking about Elvis.
My mom refused to give up her recipe (she got it from her mother, who made her promise to pass it down to only one person in her life), but she promised she’d FedEx Agent Daniels one cake every month if he read Elvis my letters.
Agent Daniels emailed my mom to say he’s become quite the popular guy at work because he shares at least half of her cake with the other Secret Service agents. He said every time the cake arrives at the White House, Elvis drops whatever he’s doing and takes off running. I like to think it’s not because he smells the cake, but because he’s waiting for the letters from me that come with it. But it’s probably not true. If me and a cake were drowning in a lake at the same time, I’m not sure Elvis would know which to save first. I can even hear his voice: Benjamin, I have at least a few minutes to save you. A cake goes soggy very quickly indeed.
The funny thing is that Elvis can’t even have any of the cake because there’s chocolate in it, but my mom always throws in one cupcake that’s the same recipe but without the chocolate just for him. So now I’ve written Elvis one letter a week for the three months, two weeks, and two days that he’s been gone.
Hey, Mom, did you get stamps today? But if you didn’t, that’s fine too,
I called out from the back of the SUV.
I hadn’t mailed my latest letter yet because I was waiting for my mom to get some new cool stamps. I always like the special-edition stamps that the post office puts out. If you’re going to have your letter inspected carefully because it’s going to the White House, you might as well make sure it has a good-looking stamp on it.
I did.
She sighed. I could tell she was still upset about the cushion.
Did they have some cool ones?
They did.
She looked straight ahead, not even glancing in her rearview mirror at me. She turned to my brother who was sitting next to her in the passenger seat. Brick, go into my purse and don’t touch anything except the little paper envelope that has the stamps in it. Pull them out and hand them to Benji.
Yes, Mom.
Brick reached into my mom’s purse and handed me the stamps. Hey, Mom, can I have some gum?
What do you say?
May I have some gum, please?
Brick asked again, using his best good-boy voice.
No, you may not,
my mom replied, using her best don’t-pretend-to-be-a-good-boy-when-you’re-not-one voice.
Whoa, withholding a stick of gum meant she was really mad. I almost felt sorry for Brick. Almost.
Normally when we get to the mall, my mom lets the twins walk around by themselves, and I tag along with them. But today she meant business. She made us all go to the dreaded, super-boring home section of Macy’s. When we