Tolstoy Lied: A Love Story
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Having decided to reject the petty indignities of dating, Tracy focuses instead on her secret project: to determine whether happiness can be interesting, in literature and in life, or whether it can be—must be—a plant with thorns and gnarled roots. It's an unfashionable proposition, and a potential threat to her job security. But Tracy is her own best example of a happy and interesting life. Little does she know, however, that her best proof will come when she falls for George, who will challenge all of her old assumptions, as love proves to be even more complicated than she had imagined. Can this young feminist scholar, who posits that "a woman's independence is a hothouse flower—improbable, rare, requiring vigilance," find happiness in a way that fulfills both her head and her heart?
Love may be the ultimate cliché, but in Rachel Kadish’s hands, it is also a morally serious question, deserving of our sober attention as well as our delighted laughter.
Rachel Kadish
RACHEL KADISH is the award-winning and USA Today bestselling author of the novels From a Sealed Room and Tolstoy Lied: A Love Story, and of the novella I Was Here. Her work has appeared on NPR and in The New York Times, Ploughshares, and Tin House.
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The first 2/3 of Tolstoy Lied was fine reading = even if a stretch to think that New York city Professionals talk so completely.The last third was mostly a major slog through many really boring politics of academia,with improbable endings.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Can "happily ever after" ever end a story that has depth and meaning? Are stories about happy people inevitably "chick lit"? These questions interest professor Tracy Farber, who is up for tenure. She is afraid of researching this subject before her tenure is secured because she fears that people who are interested in happiness are not taken seriously. In her personal life, Tracy has just met a wonderful man, George. She loves him; he loves her and wants to marry her. Perfect, right? Not exactly....and this is where the author uses the plot to show that happy people are not all alike, and that they are interesting and complex even without major trauma in their lives.Well done; I, too, have often noticed a bias against happiness in "serious" art and literature. Ms. Kadish has given us complex,compelling characters and a good story as well as food for thought.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5One of the most pertinent questions regarding Tolstoy Lied by Rachel Kadish is: Do you need to have read Tolstoy in order to understand the book? The short answer: Sort of. The long answer: You don’t need to have read Tolstoy in order to understand the book. But reading Anna Karenina would help you to appreciate Kadish’s novel, which in all its glory cannot be fully comprehended and appreciated without knowledge of the tragic story of Anna Karenina and the main message that Tolstoy aimed to convey through that tragic tale. Specifically, the quote "Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way,” plays an integral part in both books. Tolstoy’s message is that unhappy people have stories to tell; they are unique and interesting, unhappy in their own ways. Happy people can generally be brushed aside because their tales are like the tale of any other happy person. Therefore, the only stories worth reading are stories about unhappy people.The main character in Tolstoy Lied, Tracy Farber, takes this quote to heart. She sets out on her personal journey determined to prove Tolstoy false; in essence, she wants to prove to the world that Tolstoy lied in the famous opening line of Anna Karenina. As a well-read, intelligent English professor at a small school in upstate New York, Farber asks herself (and everyone around her) why the only books that seem to be lauded critically are books with unhappy endings. Books with happy endings are brushed off as too shallow and superficial to have any real intelligence behind them. And indeed, this does happen quite often in the real world. Book genres such as “chick lit” are brushed off as shallow beach reads, whereas tragic books such as Anna Karenina are hailed as classics and critically lauded. If Tolstoy had not ended the book the way he had chosen (I will not spoil the ending for those of you who have not read Anna Karenina), would it have been lauded as such a masterpiece? Tracy Farber’s answer is a resounding “no.”Besides her philosophical thoughts on books, Tracy Farber has a multitude of personal issues to deal with as well. From the slightly crazy co-worker who seems bent on making her and her prize graduate student’s lives a living hell to George, the reformed fundamentalist Christian whom Tracy finds irresistible, Farber is constantly having to prove Tolstoy’s thesis wrong – that she can have a happy life and still have a story worth telling. And it is definitely a struggle. Farber has difficult situations thrown at her out of left field, yet manages to handle them with a grace that Anna Karenina only wished she had. This makes Tracy extremely endearing; by the end of the first 100 pages, the reader is rooting for Tracy Farber, wanting her to prove Tolstoy wrong.And this is where the kudos to Rachel Kadish comes in. In Tolstoy Lied, Kadish manages to write very believable characters that readers can empathize with. She manages to make Tracy funny and witty, yet those characteristics do not define her. Tracy is as multifaceted as any real person you might encounter on the street. Kadish also has a compelling writing style and is also very talented as a writer. The book flows smoothly – there are no jarring transitions. The story is one long seamless tale, from beginning to end. More importantly, however, Kadish writes her characters intelligently. Most of the characters in the book are smart people, which is extremely appealing. There seems to be a dearth of generally happy stories about intelligent characters with some depth in fiction today. The main appeal of Tolstoy Lied is that it is a book for intelligent people who agree with the title: Tolstoy lied. Happy people do have stories of depth and meaning to tell as well.Originally posted at Curled Up with a Good Book and reprinted at S. Krishna's Books
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Tolstoy Lied - Rachel Kadish
First Mariner Books edition 2007
Copyright © 2006 by Rachel Kadish
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Tolstoy lied: a love story / Rachel Kadish.
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I am indebted to Assia Gutmann’s translation of Yehuda Amichai’s poem Quick and Bitter
(reprinted in the bilingual edition of Love Poems, Schocken Publishing House, 1986), which I consulted as I translated the poem; and to Andrew Carroll’s Letters of a Nation: A Collection of Extraordinary American Letters (Broadway Books, 1999), where I discovered the November 1851 letter from Herman Melville to Nathaniel Hawthorne.
This is my letter to the world,
After great pain a formal feeling comes,
Struck was I not yet by lightning,
and Did our best moment last
: Reprinted by permission of the publishers and the Trustees of Amherst College from The Poems of Emily Dickinson, Thomas H. Johnson, ed., Cambridge, Mass.: The Belknap Press of Harvard University Press, Copyright © 1951, 1955, 1979, 1983 by the President and Fellows of Harvard College.
Wedlock Is a Padlock
by Angelo Bond, General N. Johnson © 1980 by Gold Forever Music. All rights administered by Songs of Universal / BMI. Used By Permission. All Rights Reserved.
for Michael
Acknowledgments
In the process of researching this novel I was fortunate to encounter many people who gave generously of their expertise and time. To Pat Chu, Daniel Donoghue, Laura Harrington, Alison Hickey, Jonathan Kay, Daniel Kim, Laura Kolbe, Frances Lippmann, Dara Musher-Eizenman, Rachel Riedner, Jock Russell, and Helen Vendler, my heartfelt thanks. Special thanks to Ravit Reichman.
Many friends and family extended themselves to offer support. I would particularly like to thank Susan Power, Brian Morton, J. B. Zimmerman, Michael Lowenthal, Doug Stone, Alan Burdick, and Wayne Brown; Sharon Musher and Daniel Eisenstadt, Danya Handelsman and Jed Shugerman, Ellen Grant, Orran Krieger, Tom and Holly Scott, Shannon Olin, Michelle Silberman, Laurel Chiten, and Lilly Singer. Ashley Fuller, Sarah Wally, Sandra Morgan, and Abby Brown allowed me to settle at my desk with peace of mind. To the families Brown, Sodickson, Rosenn, Harlow and Zacker, Sherman and Sherman-Kadish, Kadish and Rivkin, my gratitude . . . and a very special thanks to Anna and Larry Kadish: Grandma and Grandpa Ex Machina.
Sarah Burnes believed in this book when it needed a champion. And Jane Rosenman helped it become its best self. To them, to Chris Lamb, along with Libby Edelson and Jayne Yaffe Kemp and the whole team at Houghton Mifflin, my unending thanks.
From early on, two people saw clearly the book I was writing; to them, my thanks for being both indefatigable friends and literary conscience. This novel and its author are better for Kim Garcia’s gentle questioning and pitch-perfect advice. And Carol Gilligan’s wisdom, unerring ear, and deep honesty made, over and again, all the difference.
I could not have written this book without the sustaining support of the National Endowment for the Arts, the Massachusetts Cultural Council, the MacDowell Colony, and the Virginia Center for the Creative Arts. To these organizations and the wonderful people who staff them, my resounding appreciation. To Steven Zipperstein, Stephanie Singer, and everyone at the Koret Foundation: the months I spent in residence at Stanford University were a writer’s idea of heaven.
Finally, to my daughter, Talia, and now my son, Jacob, my dazzled gratitude for your joyous company. And my deepest thanks, for the audacious notion of happiness, to Michael.
PART I
THERE IT IS. Right there on the novel’s first page. Right there in the first line, staring the reader in the face. A lie.
Nothing against Tolstoy. I’m an admirer. I simply happen to believe he’s responsible for the most widely quoted whopper in world literature.
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Literary types swoon over that line, which opens Anna Karenina. But have they considered the philosophy they’re embracing?
If Tolstoy is to be taken at his word, a person must be unhappy in order to be interesting. If this is true, then certain other things follow. Happy people have no stories you might possibly want to hear. In order to be happy, you must whitewash your personality; steamroll your curiosities, your irritations, your honesty and indignation. You must shed idiosyncratic dreams and march in lockstep with the hordes of the content. Happiness, according to this witticism of Tolstoy’s, is not a plant with spikes and gnarled roots; it is a daisy in a field of a thousand daisies. It is for lovers of kitsch and those with subpar intelligence.
Yolanda would say I’m taking this far too personally. Yolanda thinks any idea that keeps a person home working on a Saturday night is hideous. Also, that I need to start wearing tighter clothing if I want my weekends to headline something more exciting than collating.
But even she would get riled if she realized what Tolstoy fans are swallowing whole—there’s nothing more likely to enrage Yolanda than the topic of happiness.
For people who claim to want happiness, we Americans spend a lot of time spinning yarns about its opposite. Even the optimistic novels end the minute the good times get rolling. Once characters enter the black box of happiness, no one wants to hear a peep out of them. I’ve learned exactly how hard it is to find a good nontragic American novel on academia’s approved-reading list. I struggle every semester to design my Modern American Lit syllabus with just one plotline that doesn’t make you want to jump off a bridge. Paine’s wish that the New World regenerate the Old
notwithstanding, the tragic European tradition was hardly o’erthrown on our shores. Hester Prynne doesn’t make out too well in the end, does she? Ethan Frome and poor Billy Budd and just about everyone Faulkner or O’Connor or Porter ever met are doomed. Even sensuous Janie in Their Eyes Were Watching God goes through three husbands and then has to shoot the best one of the lot. Moral of the story? Never trust joy. (Do not ever say this aloud on a conference panel. Literature professors don’t, ever, call books depressing. The correct word is disquieting.
)
Let me be clear: some of my best friends are tragic novels. But someone’s got to call it like it is: Why the taboo? What’s so unspeakable about happiness?
I think people are terrified of happiness. I don’t mean just Americans; this goes for everybody. And that’s why Tolstoy’s gotten away with that cheap shot all these years. But he’s got to be wrong. If happiness—let’s say, for hypothetical example, an honest, requited, passionate love—is really the death of individuality, why would anyone want it?
What I want to know is this: Can the American story have an ending that’s both honest and happy? Can we ditch the venerable idea that life is meaningless without tragedy—that every one of us has a choice between numbed-out conformity or noble suffering, with no option to check the box marked other
? Or are the doom-mongers right?
I say there’s hope. And I don’t just mean early Mark Twain. Look for the subversive plot twist, the wink at the bottom of the page, the sly, stubborn sidestepping of doom. I want to write about what Washington Irving implies about happiness; and Thoreau and Whitman, Eaton and Welty, Paley, Bambara, even Vonnegut. There’s a trail of bread crumbs to follow. There are American writers who dare venture into the treacherous waters of fulfillment. Most of them do it stealthily, as though it’s imperative not to get caught talking about joy.
I’m saving this, of course, for my post-tenure book. I’m not naive. Talking about happiness is career suicide. I’ll be accused of championing pap—of responding to a book not as a critic, whose role is to dissect, but from my kishkas. Add to my crime the sin of trespassing the boundaries of several specialties. Academics today aren’t supposed to address overarching concepts. We’re supposed to locate within context, place within tradition, and say as little as possible along the way about the original texts. One is not to cut a skylight in the intellectual house; one is to rearrange a few sticks of furniture in the basement. Do more, and you’re accused of trying to be a public intellectual. When I first understood how mincing the academic conversation could be, how capable of silencing a novel’s heartbeat, I nearly turned tail. For three weeks I sat in a graduate school seminar on Moby Dick; no one mentioned the whale. I circled job listings. But I didn’t leave school. I became, somehow, more determined to become a professor—a tenured one, able to forge my own path. I learned, when the occasion absolutely demanded it, to keep my own counsel, to stay mum about the leviathan lurking beneath the refracting surface of every line. I even developed a grudging respect for the basic academic vocabulary. It may be pretentious, but it serves a function. It’s the antiseptic garb a surgeon dons before she cuts, for the life-and-death drama of the operating room demands that she be utterly dispassionate—her keen eyes and masked face inspiring our trust in the sureness of her hands, their innocence of the germs of easy emotionality.
Still.
Upon accepting my faculty appointment, I made a private vow never to say simulacrum
if cheap imitation
will suffice. Never to decry the dumbing down of American culture while smarting up my own ideas with showy verbiage. Never to say debative quality
when I mean argument,
or hedge with it might be said
when what I mean is, I believe.
Each morning I wake to the blandishments of my clock radio, set to a pop station I’d never tolerate in anything but semiconsciousness. I dress, stuff my briefcase with the papers stacked on my bedside table, and walk twenty blocks to the building the English Department shares with Classics, Sociology, and—improbably—Architecture. This is home: its peculiar scrollwork and mustard yellow façade a thumb in the eye of the stately street; its narrow elevator jammed with both faculty and students, mocking the professorial discomfort with intimacy. Anticipating the elevator’s closing doors, I quickstep into the building, but not before I’m handed a flash of myself in the half-dome security mirror over the door: a somewhat lanky figure in muted professional attire; pale curls restrained in a ponytail; an unadorned, up-peering face that startles me with its gameness.
I sit among books all day, lecture from them, underline their pages emphatically. Between classes I comb the library for a spark of insight left buried in the stacks by a thinker I’ll never meet. You get used to it: a life mining the ore of literature. It’s not as airless as it sounds. Anyone who thinks books are sterile objects hasn’t really drawn breath in a library. The older volumes are autumnal, evocative of smoke and decayed leaves. The newer ones smell like glue and vanilla and import. Books have a sound, too—turn their pages for enough hours and years and you start to rely on it, just as people who live by the shore assimilate the rhythm of the waves: the sweep and ripple marking the end of a page, a sound that seems to be made by the turning of your thoughts rather than the movement of your hand.
Evenings find me at home on my sofa in sweatpants and threadbare socks, nursing a soda and doling out advice. Yolanda, my old Seattle high school classmate, now fellow New Yorker, phones with bulletins from the field: tales of relationships gone bust. It’s my job to be shocked. I’m careful to share her outrage as long as she needs before helping her sift the love-wreck for salvage. Later at night my cousin Gabby phones from California to ask whether I think it’s okay to date a guy thirteen years older; six inches shorter; without job or hair or visa; with accent, or wife, or laboratory results marked INCONCLUSIVE. Phone pressed to my ear, surveying my toes through fabric worn to cheesecloth, I opine. Through relinquishing desire, say the Buddhists, one attains understanding. And through having no romantic life of my own, I’ve discovered my calling. Tracy Farber: lit critic by day; by night dispenser of romantic advice.
How did this befall our dashing heroine?
There was Jason. He was—still is—dependable, kind, smart, prudent. Perfect. I kept tilting my head to make the picture hang straight. Walking down the street, he’d notice the signs and the shops, the grinding gears of the city. The considered pace of his observations, not to mention his unremitting practicality, made me want to run laps around the block. I could hardly explain it to myself, let alone to him. How do you tell a man you’ve been desperate for him to say something startling, make you laugh, even prove you wrong? That at the beginning of an argument, you don’t want to know you’re going to win? I kept hoping for the hesitation to evaporate so I could do the sensible thing and adore Jason back. But even in Wharton novels you can’t argue with almost but not quite. All I could do in the end was ask him, didn’t he think we might be a horse and a llama? Similar enough to like and respect each other, but still . . . a horse and a llama. That was the first and only time Jason got angry. He thought being cautious about making a commitment, when we so obviously cared for each other, was absurd. I replied that when you’re an only child and you’ve spent years cracking jokes to cheer up your relentlessly quiet parents . . . and you’ve seen your father sipping a cup of tea with that expression that says no way out, and your mother once let drop like it was nothing that she’d given up her dream of a graduate degree in physics when she had you; and you once found a blank piece of paper on which she’d scribbled was it worth it; and your father sat you down at age ten to ask what you wanted to do when you grew up and then addressed you with awkward unprecedented seriousness about fulfilling yourself and following your dreams, and when one day you add up the dates and realize they got married because you decided to spring yourself on them, and your parents sometimes do seem happy but how happy, is this the love they wanted, is this—honestly?—who they wanted to be?
Then caution starts to look like the pinnacle of good sense. That is, unless both sides feel truly inspired.
I hurt him.
After Jason, there were a couple of short-lived flings. Then a flurry of dates, most awful. I got set up with New Age musicians; solid burghers; brilliant, hilarious computer programmers who found eye contact painful. A few of the dates were promising, but only to one party. I obsessed. I was obsessed over. Bad feelings were had; let’s leave it at that. I made the requisite efforts to give love a chance, along the way braving the thousand psychic shocks a single woman is heir to. At a friend’s engagement party I noticed the caterer, a sweating man in a starchy black suit, checking my hand for a ring. Don’t prejudge, I admonished myself as he approached. Soon also for you it should be this happy,
the guy lilted, his scalp shiny under thinning hair. And when it is, you should know who to call.
The business card he slipped intimately into my palm read MR. OMELETTE—KOSHER CATERING FOR ALL OCCASIONS.
My dating slowed to a trickle a few years ago, mostly because I didn’t cultivate it. I decided I didn’t want to be a collector of people or of grudges. I didn’t want to be like Marcia, the pretty library assistant who sits in the park every day at noon fishing gourmet leftovers out of another styrofoam container: Lousy guy, good restaurant. I didn’t want to be like my grad school classmate Trina, who, upon clearing out her computer hard drive shortly after her wedding, ran across three files titled asshole
and had no idea which nearly forgotten ex had inspired each.
Dating emptied me out. One evening, returning from a tepid dinner with a perfectly nice man (perfectly
: adverb of dating doom), I turned on my TV and stared bleary-eyed at a nature special about the tropical rainforest. There, amid platter-sized dasheen leaves and aerial roots, cinnamon laurels and primeval ferns, were the hunter vines: stout branches that sprouted from the forest floor, hitched onto the nearest tree, spiraled halfway up its trunk, then—a dozen feet up—groped out into open air to find another, likelier trunk, around which they grew for a dozen months or years until switching to another tree and then, finally, up in the canopy, leafing out into golden sunlight. I thought: I know people like that. That evening I opted for early retirement. I told my friends thanks, but no more blind dates.
Now, at thirty-three, I’m well past the stage of being ticked off at married women who have that well-fed, big-eyed, satisfied look. Past feeling irked by the Marriage Mafia, those concerned citizens who recite dire matrimony statistics to single women over thirty, as prelude to an offer (bachelor cousin, formerly gay colleague, themselves) we can’t refuse. I’m past being annoyed at married girlfriends over a crummy pronoun. (How are you?
"We’re fine.) And I no longer rant to my silent living room because Hannah, with whom I hadn’t spoken in three weeks, told me over the line:
Ed is home, I should get off the phone"—as though she didn’t see Ed every day, as though there could be no value in spending a few minutes on the phone with her once best friend. I’ve accepted reality: Hannah’s priority is Ed, and together they form an ironclad front. I’ve accepted that my single friends call because they want to be in touch; my married friends call because not being in touch makes them feel confused about their lives; and my friends with kids call hoping to get my answering machine, so they can discharge their friendship obligation and still have time for a nap. I’m past worrying over just whose world is shrinking—my married friends’ or mine. And even past the ache I felt when I learned Jason was getting married. Her name is Julie; she’s very nice, and rather quiet; and she has absolutely no sense of humor. Or at least, she doesn’t get my jokes. But Jason is happy, and I can feel genuinely glad about that. And when that fails, I remind myself: I was the one who said I couldn’t marry him, because—though I may be, as he put it, the world’s most unlikely romantic—after two years I still, inexplicably, couldn’t coax my sensible, pragmatic self to say yes to a man with whom I wasn’t in complete utter total witless love.
Long ago I came to the conclusion that all married people are with the CIA. Once they were truthful women and men; friends I understood and knew intimately; people like me, whose every up and down was acknowledged and evaluated in the company of confidants. Then came the wedding. That old saying is nonsense: a wedding never made an honest woman or made an honest man out of anyone. During the ceremony brides and grooms take a vow of secrecy. Afterward, they could tell you what makes their marriage tick; they could explain how they manage day to day without throttling one another; whether they have regrets; and why, in fact, the institution of marriage is desirable in the first place. But then they’d have to kill you.
I’m retired now. My role in life: to supply patience and reason to all comers. Long after Yolanda’s other friends refuse to come to the phone, I listen to her jeremiad of flopped romance. Knowing my own pessimism wouldn’t be livable for her, I urge her to persevere toward her ideal of happiness—which is, after all, the purpose of friendship. And when my cousin Gabby phones from California to complain about her mother, who recently presented Gabby with four enormous boxes of dishes (Aunt Rona bought the set on sale years ago, planning to give them to Gabby for a wedding gift, But,
she told Gabby with stoic sadness, it looks like maybe that’s not going to be. So take. Use them in good health.
Gabby took. She has been driving around with a trunk full of dishes for weeks, unable to bring the boxes into her apartment because of the unshakable sense that the act will curse her to eternal single-hood), I tell my cousin to put the dishes in basement storage and use the story as a joke—and if that doesn’t help, she might casually inform Rona she’s considering buying her a walker; of course it’s premature but they’re on sale.
When I can’t sleep I take a book to the all-night café on Sixth Avenue. I sip seltzer alongside the giddy and the drowsy-eyed and those quarreling in foreign languages. In the tight quarters of Manhattan cafés, it’s polite to feign deafness, but of course everyone listens. This is the intimacy of New Yorkers, unmatched anywhere in the world. Night after night, I listen to people talk about love. Midnight, two A.M., three: New Yorkers cluster in cafés, the daytime’s distractions at last shed.
Where love is concerned, there are two kinds of people: those who think a relationship with a decent, devoted person is a keeper unless there’s a resounding minus; and those who think a relationship with a decent, devoted person is a starting point. New York City, being populated by eight million opportunities for trading up, is peopled primarily by the more exacting variety of romantics. They settle on hard plastic chairs, order coffee or herbal tea, and speculate about the one they’d like to know, used to know, hope to meet: his moods, her intelligence, her breasts. The person like no other. Sometimes my students come in, and after a cautious wave pick a table far from their professor. I do them the courtesy of burying my nose deeper in my book, and send them a silent wish for luck. College students are specialists in love and its many homonyms, and can’t fathom a life without them. Male and female, they spend hours in fierce debate: Would you give up a job, a friendship, a religion, for someone you loved? Would you rather a spouse with whom you could have great sex, or one who gives great back rubs? The café on my block harbors abiding concern over Deepsters—white guys who take a woman to a drum circle for a first date, throwing themselves into the fray of African dancing, and they’re good at it, flapping their arms as convincingly as any eagle in midtown Manhattan. Men with wingspan. Men pious about their politics. Then there are the whisper-voiced women who insist you remove your shoes in their apartments. A man can never be vegetarian enough for such a woman. There are the men who fall in love instantly and woo hard, poeticizing their own abasement, proud of the psychic bruises they incur in their desperate pursuit . . . then when the woman agrees to start a relationship, they run away so fast you hear the thunderclap: sonic boomers. There are the women who worry aloud about hurting their dates, women so unsure of what they want in a relationship that they’re torn in half; they really care for you, they’ve never met anyone quite like you, but they’re so busy with their own struggle to find themselves they can’t be with you right now, though perhaps in the future, it’s nothing personal, we are sorry, your call is important to us please hold.
People look alike when they cry. Faces naked, thrust forward, each ragged breath a question. The younger women give in most easily to the messiness of the production, honking their noses and letting out peals of anguish. When the worst is past they blink at the bright café with puffy eyes. To watch them come back to themselves—to hear that first muffled giggle—is to witness the return of expectation. Sometimes the men cry too, their heads absolutely still—a discipline requiring untold effort. They don’t use tissues, only the backs of their hands, and they never look in the café’s many mirrors when they’re done: if you don’t acknowledge tears, they aren’t real.
Night after night, book and tea mug in hand, I hear men groaning under the weight of their girlfriends’ ticking clocks. I hear women sighing to one another over the stupidities of their boyfriends, cementing late-night womanly bonds of exquisite martyrdom. Well, they pronounce with heavy shrugs, we’ve got to live with it.
And I want to say: No one’s forcing you.
One night I will do it. I will stand up on my table, clink spoon against glass, and give my blessing to the crowd. Don’t settle, I will say. And don’t pursue love against the interest of your own health, like an addict in need of a fix. And don’t give up hope, if you think there’s something out there worth waiting for. When you meet that person, you don’t just want to be kind of happy. You want to be preposterous-happy.
I miss sex. That’s a vertiginous, aching fact. But my fascination with love goes deeper than sex. Love is the channel of mysteries. The unlocker of secrets, decoder ring of souls. People are ciphers until you love them. The prosecutor whose underlings tremble at his command? Love this man and he will show you his Giant Killer Gecko imitation. His hidden fear of drowning. His single childhood memory of his grandfather. Love is a window, and in this city of façades we lone pedestrians can’t help trying to warm ourselves by its light.
At home I watch figure skating on television with the sound off: couples slipping across the ice with exuberant ease. I’m not sure whether to believe their high-wattage smiles. Most of the time, I think of love the way I think of literature. It moves me; I study it; my study helps me understand the world around me. But although I believe in the epic power of Hamlet’s struggles, I don’t expect to run into him walking down the street. Some days my life feels muffled, not fully lived, because it’s conducted alone. I think: if a concrete block fell through my ceiling tonight and I choked on a muffin and drowned in the sink, just how long would it take until someone realized I was missing? Other days singleness is euphoria. I am a meteor passing through this city, showering sparks.
I’m happy in my own way. Maybe scorning happy people—making them sound uninventive and stupid—comforted Tolstoy during his own unhappy life. But deep contentment is as individual as a footprint. For example:
Sitting at my desk the morning of February 15, watching the florist’s truck pull up across the street and a delivery boy emerge with a bouquet of red roses. Those heavy crimson heads whip in the wind as he searches for the right buzzer. I imagine the argument that must have ensued the previous night when someone’s valentine fell asleep on the job. And I lean back and munch carrot sticks and consider the satisfying hours I spent reading Welty on the evening of February 14, arguing and agreeing in blue ink in the margins; prodding the limits of my understanding; reveling in the intimate, exacting company of my own mind. Then calling a friend and, later, watching a favorite L.A. Law rerun. And how I probably had a better time than the woman across the street whose boyfriend has dispatched this delivery boy. One hurt and shaken woman, and two men desperate: the boyfriend for forgiveness, the delivery boy for the right doorbell as the wind nearly spins the roses out of their vase. You tell me who had a better Valentine’s Day.
Like that. That’s how I, Tracy Farber, am happy.
There’s a knock on my office door. Four o’clock on the dot. Entering, Elizabeth practically genuflects. Is this a good time?
Of course.
I wave her to a chair. I was expecting you.
Seated, Elizabeth rummages in her backpack for a notebook, which she opens primly on her lap. Here’s what I’m thinking of saying,
she begins in a wobbly voice.
I settle back in my seat. Elizabeth is in her mid-twenties, petite, Midwestern, with straight, dark hair pulled back in a loose knot and pale skin that only amplifies the darkness of her eyes—a doll’s large black-button eyes. If this were the 1600s, someone would write a sonnet to her ebony gaze and high, flawless brow. Listening to her outline an analysis of Dickinson’s romance motifs, I have little to say but terrific observation and nice framing. After a few minutes I interject: Elizabeth, I just want to make certain that you’re comfortable with December.
Reluctantly she raises her eyes from her notes.
We can always schedule a later date for your defense. There’s no need for you to overextend yourself.
No, no, I’ll be fine.
She looks baffled by my smile—reminding me that graduate students never understand how invested their advisers are in their progress.
We in the English Department are odd birds. My colleagues stride the corridors chasing the flapping tail of the next thought, getting exercised about the misinterpretation of a chiasmus, pausing to scan conference flyers that woo participants by describing the host city’s sky as pellucid.
But Elizabeth’s oddness is more apparent than most. She treads the corridors like a prairie dog just popped up from a tunnel, blinking at the light. Unlike the average jaded graduate student, Elizabeth still treats faculty like demigods. Without my repeated invitation she wouldn’t have presumed to schedule this meeting to discuss her introductory remarks for her dissertation committee. Though technically she ought to be dissatisfied—the unexpected retirement of our Dickinson specialist two years ago denied her the chance for a long-tenured, politically powerful adviser—she’s embraced my predissertation background as a nineteenth-century specialist, never mind my subsequent switch to the twentieth century. And Elizabeth acting as though she’s won the jackpot, adviser-wise, makes me forget that the time I sink into her thesis doesn’t help a whit toward my tenure. I see it, instead, as a chance to watch a brilliant mind at work. When Elizabeth talks, it’s as if literature is one of those antique glass clocks: all the minute, miraculous workings suddenly apparent. Muddy texts emerge from her hands clear and shedding light. Elizabeth is not only the youngest grad student in her cohort, but also, due to her habit of hatching an idea and drafting a searing chapter the same day, the closest to completion. The only drag on her dissertation process has been her tendency to indulge side projects, producing an impressive output of papers only peripherally related to her specialty. And even that idiosyncrasy, while it’s slowed her otherwise lightning progress, will pay off prodigiously when she goes on the job market. She’s already getting a reputation as one of the sharpest scholars in departmental memory. Rumor has it she started college at sixteen.
I have a few questions.
Elizabeth opens her notebook to a finely printed list and concentrates for a moment. Do you think I ought to shore up my analysis with more responses from British critics?
Two years of Elizabeth’s lists have taught me that my job as her adviser is to keep her from obsessing over minutiae. If you find a useful reference,
I say, it’s worth anecdotal mention. Nothing more. Your argument is original, and it stands.
She takes a moment to write this down—presumably verbatim. Even I don’t think my every utterance worth immortalizing, but I’ve learned to hold my laughter. Teasing only embarrasses her. I wait as she scribbles, fingers clamped around a visibly tooth-marked pen. I like Elizabeth. It’s not only that she reminds me of my own grad school years (I, too, was the youngest student, and—while not so intellectually capricious as to be the subject of mythmaking by my fellow students—gave it my all, zipping through my dissertation in the time it took some of my fellow students to refine their topics). Elizabeth’s off-kilter earnestness makes me feel hopeful, and more at ease in a not entirely hospitable department.
Which poem do you plan to lead with?
Not that I need to know—I just enjoy Elizabeth’s recitations, and she doesn’t disappoint me.
"This is my letter to the World / That never wrote to Me." Her voice is soft, her face rapt as a child’s.
It takes twenty minutes to make our way through the rest of her questions. As soon as we’re done she shuts her notebook, jimmies it into her crammed backpack, and makes the usual polite inquiry. How is work going on your tenure packet?
Coming along.
That’s good, good, I’m glad.
In her rush to clarify that she wasn’t prying, Elizabeth dons her jacket and leaves without thanking me for my time. By day’s end, I know, I will find in the dim cavity of my departmental mailbox an utterly unnecessary thank-you note.
In fact my tenure packet is coming together more easily than I’d expected. My Literature of the American City anthology will be published this month, and, together with my first book and other publications and record of university service, this ought to put me in good stead. Seated at my desk, I tinker with tomorrow’s lecture, a consideration of American poetry’s relationship to interwar social change. For an opener, I’ve chosen Edwin Arlington Robinson: dark, but reliable bait for the depressive elements among my sophomores. Once I’ve gotten the skeptics’ attention, I can talk frankly about our contemporary indifference to poetry. Why else be a Ph.D., if not to stand as a lion at the gate of our cultural heritage? I’ll remind my audience that the most well known four words by an American poet were penned by beatnik Lew Welch, who supported himself with a day job in advertising. Raid Kills Bugs Dead.
This ought to worry all of us. Hence my admittedly unfashionable course requirement. My undergraduates must memorize a poem, which they recite in the privacy of my office before the end of term. Their choice. The Cat in the Hat will do.
Jeff gives a lazy thump on my office door. Pushing it open with his foot, he indicates the clock without a word. Four-thirty: the Bitching Hour. I leave my desk and join him in the hall.
How goes?
He shrugs. Another day dredging the sewers of Brit lit.
With his narrow face, blue eyes, black hair, and the long, square sideburns accentuating his pale skin, Jeff is at once handsome and stern. For such a rail-thin man, he has a startlingly deep, gravelly voice. It commands respect, both in the classroom and out. Jeff was hired as junior faculty the year before I finished my dissertation. Back then I helped him learn the ropes; he’s been guiding me since. He’s the closest thing I have to a friend in the department.
Paper’s going that well?
I say, locking my office door behind me.
He feels his shave. It’ll work out.
Of course it will; Jeff’s papers always land in top-notch publications.
We proceed in silence down the corridor, past colleagues’ doors—mostly closed—featuring bulletins advertising favored campus groups; cartoons that make arcane literary references and cartoons that mock them; brief poems; and, on the doors of two Romanticism profs, gravestone etchings. The department, occupying the whole of the building’s ninth floor, is laid out in a perfect square. Its circulatory system—this windowless hallway obviously designed for the comfort of submariners—holds the outside-facing offices of senior faculty and the inside offices of us junior folk, our walls brightened by posters. At one end of each corridor is a bulletin board crowded with undergraduate announcements and study-abroad notices—barely glanced at by the handful of students hunching through these halls, each in an apparent rush to get someplace else: a burly redhead whose wary expression implies the English Department is trying to kill him; a lank-haired junior (one of my brightest twentieth-century students—we exchange waves) with a grim set to her face and a fluorescent T-shirt she wears at least once a week: STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN. Near the end of the corridor we pass the chairman: round-faced, balding, smelling of tobacco. Nice tie,
says Jeff solemnly.
Patting the green pinstriped bow tie at his throat, the chairman nods his thanks.
When we’ve rounded the corner, Jeff leans close. Makes you feel sorry for the man.
Because?
Because anyone who wears a bow tie is confessing more than he ought. Neckties are just cloth arrows pointing to a man’s prized possession.
I match his conspiratorial murmur. You think?
Come, girl. Don’t be naive. Observe the cut of the cloth. Follow the arrow.
With a flourish he indicates his own tie, running down the navy plane of his shirt and terminating in a sharp V an inch above his belt. Men who wear bow ties have, I’m sorry to say, no penis.
And guys who wear bolo ties?
Have hardly any penis at all.
I indicate the subtle design on Jeff’s tie. "Don’t think