Black Cat Weekly #131
By Janice Law, Aeryn Rudel, Hal Charles and
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This issue, we have a pair of original tales—Aeryn Rudel’s “The Past, History” (which served double-duty as both science fiction and a crime story, courtesy of Acquiring Editor Michael Bracken) and Janet Law’s urban fantasy, “The Fountain of Youth.” We also have a pair of stories that fall squarely in the Weird Tales vein, one by fantasy master Seabury Quinn and one by Malcolm Jameson, best known for his military SF tales—this time, he serves up sci-fi horror in South America, complete with monsters! A Jerome Bixby / Joe E. Dean collaboration and a novel of a future in which the United States has cut itself off from the world with an atomic curtain of power (a variation of the “iron curtain” theme…) by Nick Boddie Williams round out the science fiction & fantasy part of the magazine.
On the mystery side, Acquiring Editor Barb Goffman serves up a tale of a potential high school shooter and his best friend in “Everybody Loves a Hero,” by Richard Helms, plus we have a classic short story by Murray Leinster and a powerful anti-racism mystery novel by Dorothy B. Hughes. And, of course, one of Hal Charles’s “solve-it-yourself” puzzlers.
A warning to the culturally sensitive: Dorothy B. Hughes’s novel, published in 1963, contains language which will be offensive to some. It is used to highlight the racism of villains in the story and was a powerful anti-racism tool of the time in a skilled author’s hands.
Here’s the complete lineup—
Mysteries / Suspense / Adventure:
“The Past, History,” by Aeryn Rudel [Michael Bracken Presents short story]
“What’s Wrong with this Picture?”by Hal Charles [Solve-It-Yourself Mystery]
“Everybody Loves a Hero,” by Richard Helms [Barb Goffman Presents short story]
“Island Honor,” by Murray Leinster [short story]
The Expendable Man, by Dorothy B. Hughes [novel]
Science Fiction & Fantasy:
“The Past, History,” by Aeryn Rudel [Michael Bracken Presents short story]
“The Fountain of Youth,”by Janice Law [short story]
“Share Alike,” by Jerome Bixby and Joe E. Dean [short story]
“The Vengeance of India,” by Seabury Quinn [short story, Jules de Grandin series]
“Chariots of San Fernando,” by Malcolm Jameson [short story]
The Atom Curtain, by Nick Boddie Williams [novel]
Janice Law
Janice Law (b. 1941) is an acclaimed author of mystery fiction. The Watergate scandal inspired her to write her first novel, The Big Payoff, which introduced Anna Peters, a street-smart young woman who blackmails her boss, a corrupt oil executive. The novel was a success, winning an Edgar nomination, and Law went on to write eight more in the series, including Death Under Par and Cross-Check. Law has written historical mysteries, standalone suspense, and, most recently, the Francis Bacon Mysteries, which include The Prisoner of the Riviera, winner of the 2013 Lambda Literary Gay Mystery Award. She lives and writes in Connecticut.
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Table of Contents
COPYRIGHT INFORMATION
THE CAT’S MEOW
TEAM BLACK CAT
THE PAST, HISTORY, by Aeryn Rudel
WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?, by Hal Charles
EVERYBODY LOVES A HERO, by Richard Helms
ISLAND HONOR, by Murray Leinster
THE EXPENDABLE MAN, by Dorothy B. Hughes
AUTHOR’S NOTE
CHAPTER 1
CHAPTER 2
CHAPTER 3
CHAPTER 4
CHAPTER 5
CHAPTER 6
CHAPTER 7
CHAPTER 8
THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH, by Janice Law Trecker
SHARE ALIKE, by Jerome Bixby and Joe E. Dean
THE VENGEANCE OF INDIA, by Seabury Quinn
CHARIOTS OF SAN FERNANDO, by Malcolm Jameson
THE ATOM CURTAIN by Nick Boddie Williams
PART ONE
PART TWO
PART THREE
PART FOUR
PART FIVE
COPYRIGHT INFORMATION
Copyright © 2024 by Wildside Press LLC.
Published by Black Cat Weekly
blackcatweekly.com
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The Past, History
is copyright © 2021 by Aeryn Rudel. Originally published in Dark Matter Magazine, March 2021. Reprinted by permission of the author.
What’s Wrong with this Picture?
is copyright © 2022 by Hal Blythe and Charlie Sweet. Reprinted by permission of the authors.
Everybody Loves a Hero
is copyright © 2024 by Richard Helms and appears here for the first time.
Island Honor,
by Murray Leinster, was originally published in Short Stories, Feb. 10, 1926.
The Expendable Man, by Dorothy B. Hughes, was originally published in 1963.
The Fountain of Youth,
is copyright © 2024 by Janice Law Trecker and appears here for the first time.
Share Alike,
by Jerome Bixby and Joe E. Dean, was originally published in Beyond Fantasy Fiction, July 1953.
The Vengeance of India,
by Seabury Quinn, was originally published in Weird Tales, April 1926.
Chariots of San Fernando,
by Malcolm Jameson, was originally published in Weird Tales, Jan. 1946.
The Atom Curtain, by Nick Boddie Williams, was originally published in 1956.
THE CAT’S MEOW
Welcome to Black Cat Weekly.
This issue, we have a pair of original tales—Aeryn Rudel’s The Past, History
(which served double-duty as both science fiction and a crime story, courtesy of Acquiring Editor Michael Bracken) and Janet Law’s urban fantasy, The Fountain of Youth.
We also have a pair of stories that fall squarely in the Weird Tales vein, one by fantasy master Seabury Quinn and one by Malcolm Jameson, best known for his military SF tales—this time, he serves up sci-fi horror in South America, complete with monsters! A Jerome Bixby / Joe E. Dean collaboration and a novel of a future in which the United States has cut itself off from the world with an atomic curtain of power (a variation of the iron curtain
theme…) by Nick Boddie Williams round out the science fiction & fantasy part of the magazine.
On the mystery side, Acquiring Editor Barb Goffman serves up a tale of a potential high school shooter and his best friend in Everybody Loves a Hero,
by Richard Helms, plus we have a classic short story by Murray Leinster and a powerful anti-racism mystery novel by Dorothy B. Hughes. And, of course, one of Hal Charles’s solve-it-yourself
puzzlers.
A warning to the culturally sensitive: Dorothy B. Hughes’s novel, published in 1963, contains language which will be offensive to some. It is used to highlight the racism of villains in the story and was a powerful anti-racism tool of the time in a skilled author’s hands.
Here’s the complete lineup—
Mysteries / Suspense / Adventure:
The Past, History,
by Aeryn Rudel [Michael Bracken Presents short story]
What’s Wrong with this Picture?
by Hal Charles [Solve-It-Yourself Mystery]
Everybody Loves a Hero,
by Richard Helms [Barb Goffman Presents short story]
Island Honor,
by Murray Leinster [short story]
The Expendable Man, by Dorothy B. Hughes [novel]
Science Fiction & Fantasy:
The Past, History,
by Aeryn Rudel [Michael Bracken Presents short story]
The Fountain of Youth,
by Janice Law [short story]
Share Alike,
by Jerome Bixby and Joe E. Dean [short story]
The Vengeance of India,
by Seabury Quinn [short story, Jules de Grandin series]
Chariots of San Fernando,
by Malcolm Jameson [short story]
The Atom Curtain, by Nick Boddie Williams [novel]
Until next time, happy reading!
—John Betancourt
Editor, Black Cat Weekly
TEAM BLACK CAT
EDITOR
John Betancourt
ASSOCIATE EDITORS
Barb Goffman
Michael Bracken
Paul Di Filippo
Darrell Schweitzer
Cynthia M. Ward
PRODUCTION
Sam Hogan
Enid North
Karl Wurf
THE PAST, HISTORY,
by Aeryn Rudel
Murder was supposed to be a permanent situation. Jared Stiles should know; murder was his business, and contract killers didn’t get paid unless their hits stayed dead. Now, sitting in the cavernous intake room of The Infinite You, he was relieved death was a reversable situation…if you had the money.
Sir, I just need your thumb print to authorize payment.
Jared looked up at a tall young man with a shaved head and the muscular build of a soldier. He held out a data pad, a small red square blinking in its center.
Two million bucks, huh?
That was a good-sized chunk of what Jared had carefully hoarded in twenty years in the business. Sixty-one successful hits. Sixty-one murders that couldn’t be traced back to him because he was careful, because he never let it get personal. Until now. Until murder number sixty-two.
A small price to change your past and your future.
The Infinite You guy might have looked like a grunt, but he delivered the line with an ad-man’s charm.
Jared showed his teeth, but it wasn’t exactly a smile. Yeah, we’ll see.
He pressed his thumb to the data pad and held it until the device beeped. I’ve been sitting here for two hours. When will the technician get to me?
He was growing anxious. The clock was ticking, and the headless corpse of his wife’s lover, Sebastian Dade, would soon be discovered by the cops, who would connect the dots and seek Jared’s arrest, or, worse, by Sebastian’s employer, who would connect the same dots and hire one of Jared’s competitors to add to their murder total.
The receptionist flashed Jared another well-practiced smile. It takes a while to get everything coded to your DNA and temporal signature. I’ll let you know as soon as they’re ready.
He put the data pad away and returned to his post behind the reception desk. Jared couldn’t help but notice the heavy pistol on the kid’s hip. The receptionist’s weapon and the rifles on the shoulders of the Temporal Regulatory agents Jared passed when he’d entered The Infinite You sent the same message. Time dilation technology was dangerous, and the government had a strict shoot to kill
policy for anyone attempting to fuck with the time stream in a major way. Companies like The Infinite You were allowed to operate because they donated vast sums of money to the right people and they only changed small things that wouldn’t make a difference in the grand scheme. That, of course, did not include undoing a murder, but Jared had come prepared.
The guards worried him, as did the weapons detector he’d passed through, but the internal holster concealing his Smith & Wesson G34 gauss pistol worked like it was supposed to. His body heat masked the weapon, so the thermal scan didn’t pick it up. The holster was uncomfortable when full. The off-market surgeon he’d hired had needed to move his liver over a few inches to accommodate the silicon bubble that held the weapon, but the internal rig was the last word in concealment. A raised tab of skin would open a flap of synth-skin and instantly release the gun into his hand. It had saved his ass on more than one occasion.
The gun itself was small but powerful, and, for a moment, Jared luxuriated in the memory of its most recent use. The G34’s magnetically charged slug had removed most of Sebastian’s head without more noise than a mouse fart. There had been a lot of blood: on the sheets, on the walls, even on the goddamn ceiling. Jared was never that messy, and he never let his targets see him, but he’d wanted to watch the dawning horror in Sabastian’s eyes when the man realized what was going to happen. He wanted Sebastian to know who was pulling the trigger and why. Afterward, Jared had stood there admiring his handiwork, thinking about Hannah finding out. How shocked and horrified she’d be when she discovered the guy she’d been screwing behind Jared’s back was more than just dead. He was fucking mutilated.
Then reality had crashed down. He’d just killed a man who was a) sleeping with his wife (a fact any idiot would discover within five minutes of research); and b) was the star accountant for Eddie Sanchez, a man with his fingers in every conceivable type of vice in Seattle. Sebastian had been cooking Eddie’s books for years, hiding the gangster’s money with a skill that bordered on the supernatural. Jared had done hits for Eddie in the past, and he knew the man was ruthlessly efficient when it came to removing problems that threatened his business. He would certainly view the murder of the man keeping him out of prison to be a big fucking problem.
Jared grimaced and swallowed hard. Can’t think about that now. That’s why you’re here. In a few minutes, it will never have happened.
Ironically, he’d gotten the idea to come to The Infinite You from Sebastian. Jared had heard of the company in passing. Who hadn’t heard about the miracle process by which rich folks could change the decisions they’d made months ago?
Sebastian had been wealthy, and The Infinite You literature on his bedside table had felt like a godsend. Jared still had the blood-spattered brochure in his pocket. He had no idea what that asshole had hoped to change, but that hardly mattered now.
Mr. Stiles.
Jared looked up to see a man in a gray lab coat with dark brown skin walking toward him, one long-fingered hand extended. It is a pleasure to meet you. My name is Dr. Christopher Omondi. I will be your temporal consultant today.
Jared stood and shook Dr. Omondi’s hand. At six foot four, Jared generally towered over others, but Dr. Omondi had him by a good three inches. Good to meet you, Doc.
If you will follow me, we’ll begin your consultation.
Dr. Omondi led Jared to a door to the left of the reception desk. He placed his right hand onto a DNA scan-pad, and the door slid open to reveal a stark white hallway. Cables and wires ran along the ceiling, and the slight hum of electricity made the hairs on Jared’s arms stand up.
Dr. Omondi led him to a silver door, which slid open as they approached. The room beyond had walls so white they were almost blinding. More cables and wires grew from a central hub on the ceiling and spread to every inch of the room. Below them stood a terminal desk and a padded leather chair, its organic material a strange contrast to the rest of the hi-tech room.
Dr. Omondi sat at the desk and waved a hand over the vid screen. It flared to life, showing an array of brightly colored readouts and gauges. Please sit down,
he said, and gestured to the leather chair. The process can be disorientating.
What do you mean?
Jared asked. He’d need to keep his wits about him during and after the procedure, and the word disorienting bothered him.
Dr. Omondi smiled politely. Nothing serious. Some clients experience temporary dizziness or even a mild headache. We will supply you with an analgesic of your choice should that occur.
Jared nodded and sat down. He rested his hand on his side, over the skin tab that would open the internal holster.
Dr. Omondi tapped the screen again. I see the appropriate funds have transferred from your account. We are ready to proceed. Now, what is it you wish to change?
Jared only had one play, and it needed to go right, or he was a dead man. You can change anything, right?
Dr. Omondi shook his head. Not anything. I can only manipulate the time stream to change a single decision point, and I cannot go back further than two years.
Why not?
Jared asked. He put his hand under his shirt, as if to scratch an itch.
The science is…complicated, but the time stream becomes less mutable the further back we go.
That wouldn’t be a problem for Jared. He’d only killed Sebastian last night. Okay, Doc,
Jared said, keeping his hand beneath his shirt. Here’s what I want: I killed a man last night, and I need for that to not happen.
Dr. Omondi laughed. You have a fine sense of humor, Mr. Stiles.
Is it possible?
Jared asked, his voice flat, monotone. He didn’t want to pull the gun yet, but he needed the answer.
Dr. Omondi frowned and sat back in his chair. This is not funny, Mr. Stiles.
Jared pushed the skin tab above the internal holster. The small compartment in his abdomen opened and disgorged the gauss pistol into his hand. He pointed it at Dr. Omondi. I don’t find it funny either, and you still haven’t answered my question.
The doctor froze. I don’t know how you got a firearm in here, but the Temporal Agents outside will almost certainly kill you.
Jared rose from the chair and leveled the pistol at Dr. Omondi’s forehead. If you don’t answer my question, I’ll paint this room with your brains and take my chances. Those Temporal Agents will probably kill me, but that won’t make much difference to you, will it?
He smiled. So, one more time. Is it possible to undo a murder?
Theoretically, yes, but I cannot…
Dr. Omondi said. His eyes darted to the data on screen.
This doesn’t have to end ugly, Doc. Look at it this way. You’d be undoing a murder and saving a life, right? Oh, and if you touch that screen before I say so, I’ll shoot you in the guts and make you do what I want while you bleed to death.
The doctor let his hands fall to his sides. You do not understand. Such a thing is not easy to change. A decision as significant as murder is more stable, more permanent. We specialize in smaller decisions.
Yeah, I know. Like helping people decide to eat more vegetables and go to the gym,
Jared said. He knew people who had plunked down the money to change their decision to eat like pigs for a year and instead work out like maniacs. Kind of like hitting a re-do button and then gaining all the benefits after the fact. But you can do this too.
Dr. Omondi shook his head. Even if I do this, I will still know you killed this man.
So? To everyone but you and me, it’ll be like it never happened, right?
Jared had read the brochure. Only the client and the temporal consultant would know what had changed. The room, or pod, or whatever, was shielded in some way so the client would see the results and remember what he’d paid for. Of course, people did talk about it after, but he sure as shit wasn’t going to.
Dr. Omondi stared fixedly ahead at the white walls, his face unreadable.
Plus, there’s this,
Jared said. He knew he’d have to sweeten the deal. I’ll pay you half a million dollars to keep your mouth shut. So, you get to save a life and make a shit-ton of money. What’s to stop you?
The bribe was every cent he had left in the world, but he could always make more. Murder was always in demand, even in a world where it could be undone.
It is wrong,
Dr. Omondi said. You are a murderer.
Doc, murder is what I do for a living. Nothing you do today is going to change that. But if you do what I ask, you can reduce the number of people I’ve killed by one.
You do not understand. There are infinite time streams with infinite possibilities. All we do here is take one time stream with a chosen outcome and overlay it onto a client’s. You will still have murdered this person. They will still be dead in the original time stream.
But not in this one, the one this version of me lives in,
Jared said. This version of me is just fine with that.
He thrust the gun inches from the doctor’ face. So, what’s it gonna be? Are you gonna get rich with me only having killed sixty-one people, or do you want to be number sixty-three?
The doctor’s upper lip curled in revulsion. I do not want your money.
Fine by me, but if you don’t help me, you are going to die. Do you believe me?
The doctor balled his hands into fists. For a moment, Jared wondered if he might be brave enough to do something very stupid. Then the man relaxed and folded his hands in his lap. Who is this man you killed?
Jared grinned. Much better. His name is Sebastian Dade, and I killed him for fucking my wife.
The doctor’s lips curled in disgust. I will do what you ask. My own wife will not thank me for dying.
There’s the pragmatic scientist I was hoping to find,
Jared said. So, here’s how this is going to work. I’m going to stand right here and watch what you do. I’m going to put the barrel of this gun against your head, and if I see anything I don’t like, I’m going to pull the trigger.
You won’t understand what you see,
Dr. Omondi said.
I’ll understand enough, and you’re going to explain the rest. If I think you’re lying, well, you know what happens.
Jared moved behind the doctor and put the barrel of the pistol against the base of the man’s skull. Comfy?
He’d begun to enjoy himself, and a tiny flower of hope blossomed in his mind that things would soon be okay. Well, not completely. He’d still have to deal with Hannah. Nothing as drastic as what he’d done to her lover, but she needed to understand the consequences of her actions. In the new time stream, Eddie Sanchez wouldn’t give two shits what happened to Sebastian’s sidepiece.
May I touch the screen?
Dr. Omondi asked.
Sure,
Jared said, but he put a little extra pressure on the man’s neck with the gun barrel to remind him it was there.
Dr. Omondi tapped the screen and a dialogue box appeared. I need to enter your temporal signature,
he said. It’s going to look like a long equation.
Go ahead.
The doctor pulled up a touch keyboard and tapped in a series of numbers, letters, and symbols. He could have been typing hieroglyphics for all Jared knew. That worried him a little.
I’m going to hit enter and then go to the moment of the decision you requested. Can you tell me when the event occurred?
Last night at 11:15 p.m.
Everything about that moment remained fresh in Jared’s mind. He even remembered the clock on Sebastian’s wall, spattered with blood.
Dr. Omondi tapped the screen again, and it went blank.
What happened?!
Jared pushed the gun barrel hard into the back of Dr. Omondi’s head.
The doctor winced. The computer is collecting the necessary data. It is a complicated process, and it may take a few seconds.
The screen flashed once and went white. There, you see? It will show us the time stream now.
The white screen turned gray and became pixelated, like a swarm of black dots on a slab of stone. The dots moved and swirled, and then began to make shapes. It reminded Jared of the Etch A Sketch he had as a kid.
Doesn’t look like much.
Viewing the time stream is not like turning on a vid-screen,
Dr. Omondi said. What you are seeing is the computer’s interpretation of the stream so we may view and understand it. Give it a moment.
Jared watched as the dots swirled, then coalesced into something he recognized. That’s Sebastian’s bedroom.
Jared recognized the big clock on the wall. It showed 11:13, a few minutes before the murder. He saw the door to the right of the clock that he would walk through in two minutes. Good job, Doc. I might not have to put a bullet in you.
Dr. Omondi lifted his hands from the keyboard. They trembled. As you can see, I am cooperating, but what comes next is challenging. If you remove your gun from my head, I will be better able to concentrate.
Jared studied the man’s body language but couldn’t detect anything suspicious. Reading people when they had guns pointed at them was a specialty of his, and he was confident in his assessment. He stepped away. Just remember what happens if you fuck around.
Understood. We are approaching the decision point, and I must enter the proper commands,
Dr. Omondi said.
Don’t let me stop you.
Soon Jared’s fuck-up would be erased, and he’d still have the memory of Sebastian’s murder to keep forever. It really was the best of both worlds. He imagined shaking Sebastian’s hand after this, looking into the man’s eyes and knowing what he looked like as a corpse. The thought was intoxicating.
Dr. Omondi tapped the keyboard in a rapid, staccato rhythm, and numbers and symbols flowed into a dialogue box below the picture on the screen.
Jared watched the event unfold. He watched the door open, watched himself walk into the bedroom. Hey, wait. This isn’t right. Why am I seeing me?
Dread seized his heart with icy fingers.
Dr. Omondi said nothing and his typing became furious, frenzied. Data raced across the screen.
Jared raised the gun again. Stop what you’re doing. Now!
Dr. Omondi tapped one last key with authoritative finality, then dove to the floor, and rolled behind the terminal.
Jared tracked the doctor, but out of the corner of his eye he saw the images on the terminal screen jump and writhe. From Sebastian’s point of view, Jared saw the man raise a gun similar to Jared’s own. The gun went off, the muzzle flash scattering black and white pixels in a 2D burst.
An invisible fist punched Jared in the abdomen, and he grunted in pain. He tried to fire his pistol at Dr. Omondi, but his legs went numb and he fell to the ground. He looked down wide-eyed at a softball-sized hole in his belly gushing red onto the white tile floor.
Dr. Omondi sprang from behind the terminal and Jared tried to raise the gun, but his arm moved like it was made of lead. The doctor showed surprising agility and kicked the weapon from Jared’s hand.
What did you…
Jared’s mouth filled with blood before he could finish.
Dr. Omondi squatted next to Jared. There was no fear in him, only a cold and righteous confidence. You are a ruthless man, but not an intelligent one, Mr. Stiles.
Jared felt the strength draining from his body, but he managed a grin. It must have looked ghastly with all the blood.
Sebastian Dade came in for a consultation last week,
Dr. Omondi explained. He’d been sleeping with a married woman and feared this woman’s husband. He would not tell me why, only that this man was dangerous, even evil, and that he feared what the man might do. I suspected criminal activity, so I refused to help him, but his DNA and temporal signature had already been uploaded to the system.
Jared coughed blood. A terrible chill settled in his chest. You…changed it.
The doctor smiled. A small decision, really, for a man sleeping with a killer’s wife to start carrying a gun.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Aeryn Rudel is a writer from Tacoma, Washington. He is the author of the baseball horror novella Effectively Wild, the Iron Kingdoms Acts of War novels, and the flash fiction collection Night Walk & Other Dark Paths. His short stories have appeared in Dark Matter Magazine, On Spec, and Pseudopod, among others. Learn more about Aeryn’s work at rejectomancy.com or on Twitter @Aeryn_Rudel.
WHAT’S WRONG
WITH THIS PICTURE?,
by Hal Charles
Early one Saturday morning in August, Detective Kelly Stone pulled into the driveway of the home where she had grown up. Secretly she hoped that her mother might remember her birthday this year, her thirtieth. Since her father’s death a year ago, Mom unfortunately had a way of forgetting things.
As Kelly exited her cruiser, she heard a voice call, She’s not there. She left for the grocery a while ago. Meg said she needed some tomatoes.
Kelly looked into the next-door garden and spotted a familiar figure, Mrs. Manchester. As a kid, Kelly remembered the many hours she spent rototilling, planting, and picking crops from the garden of the woman who had been like a second mother to her. Noticing for the first time that Mrs. Manchester was standing before an easel, paint brush in hand, the detective asked, New hobby?
Recent. Ella Larson on the other side got me interested in something called paired painting. She started this landscape early this morning and asked me to take over while she went for breakfast.
Mrs. Manchester pulled a tan safari jacket out from under a yellow sweater hanging on the back of the easel and slipped it on. Coolest day we’ve had this summer,
she said. I can see now why Ella started with a sweater this morning.
Kelly walked over to the Manchester garden and examined the painting of teeming tomatoes. Directly ahead in the garden stood bushes lushly filled with beefsteaks. Now was a good time to check about her mother.
Maythel, how is Mom really doing?
She has her good days and bad. She really misses your father. Oh dear,
she said, pausing her brush over a garden gnome in the lower corner of the painting, I can’t remember what color hat Leonardo wore.
Red,
said Kelly automatically, but wasn’t Leonardo was a fixture in Mom and Dad’s garden?
That’s right. I…forgot. How silly of me. Maybe I should remove Leonardo from our painting.
Just then Ella Larson showed up. Her daughter, Cynthia, had been Kelly’s BFF when they were kids.
Kelly,
said Ella, how nice to see you. I hope you can settle an argument we’ve been having.
Happy to try.
When you and Cynthia and the other kids were young, we used to wrap potatoes in aluminum foil for you and throw them in burning piles of dead leaves to cook. That inviting summer aroma always takes me back, but where were those burning leaves?
Kelly wasn’t sure how to answer. I think my dad and Mr. Manchester tried to rake up the leaves and deposit them on the curb where our property line is.
We’ll have to add that scene into the background of our painting,
said Maythel Manchester.
Like one of her father’s favorite old songs claimed, Kelly realized, something was happening here, and what it was wasn’t exactly clear. It was probably best to play along with the two women until she could figure out what was really going on.
How long ago did Mom leave?
Kelly asked.
About an hour,
said Maythel Manchester.
Maybe thirty minutes,
said Ella Larson.
Kelly couldn’t take it any longer. Would either or both of you women like to explain to me what’s really happening?
And as she said it, she realized her neighbors had been stalling for her mother.
As if to confirm Kelly’s revelation, from the street came the unmistakable honk of a Ford Country Squire horn that Kelly had heard all her life. She looked up to see her mother wheeling her vintage automobile into the driveway. Then her mother got out, popped the tailgate, and pulled out the largest cake Kelly had ever seen this side of a wedding, announcing, I’ll bet the birthday girl thought I forgot why today was so important.
SOLUTION
First, her mother had ostensibly gone to the store for tomatoes when there were plenty of fresh ones growing in the Manchester garden. Second, Maythel claimed Ella had started the painting, but Mathel’s jacket was hanging on the easel below Ella’s sweater. Third, the two neighbors were poor actors. Maythel was nervous, confusing the ownership of the gnome, and Ella’s memory of the summer cooking of potatoes couldn’t have happened as leaves were raked in the fall.
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EVERYBODY LOVES A HERO,
by Richard Helms
Sam Bazewell tried to read the kid sitting across from him and kept coming up blank. No emotion. No affect to speak of. Usually, in these circumstances, kids would bawl their eyes out or shout to the walls about how they were going to get even. Wesley Valentine sat silently, staring straight ahead, waiting for Sam to start the conversation.
Want to talk about it?
Bazewell asked.
What good would it do?
Wes said.
Might help you process what happened.
Wes snorted. "Process. Yeah. Sure. I’m really looking forward to getting straight with having my head stuffed in a freakin’ toilet."
Wes Valentine was bright. Perhaps brilliant. That was obvious. He was just as clearly troubled. Dealing with troubled kids was Bazewell’s job, and he was pretty good at it, but he had experienced special difficulties with Wes Valentine.
You’ve been at Hamilton for almost eight months,
Bazewell said. We’ve had a lot of conversations in that time.
Yeah. You sweet on me or what? ’Cause people are starting to talk.
"You’re smart and you know it, so I don’t mind using words like defense mechanisms in front of you. Just an observation. You hold people at arms’ distance. I could make any number of interpretations of that sort of behavior—"
All of them wrong,
Wes said.
You could use a friend, Wes.
No shit, Sigmund. What? You gonna be my big brother? Take me under your wing and show me how the world works? You gonna snowplow the hallways so Sean Stewart and his mob of genetic lottery winners won’t terrorize dweeby kids like me? You wanna be my buddy, Sammy?
I’d like to be someone you can talk to.
I got a father. I can talk to him any Sunday, between one and four. That’s visiting hours where he lives.
Yes. I know. What happened today?
Like you can do anything about it.
I can’t stop something I don’t understand. I can’t help if you don’t tell me what happened.
It’s what always happens. I stupidly believed I could take a whiz without getting jumped.
You mentioned Sean Stewart. He jumped you?
He doesn’t get his hands dirty. His extra-Y-chromosome flunkies do it for him.
Can you identify them?
Sure. Those guys who wear letter jackets? It was them.
That must cover fifty or sixty boys here at Hamilton.
Well, that’s what I saw before they bagged me and swirlied me. Letter jackets. I heard Stewart. It’s hard to mistake that voice. We sure hear it enough.
Wes looked pitiful, his long bangs still hanging damp on his forehead. His black sweatshirt was soaked from the chest up. He was a small kid for his age, the kind bullies found easiest to torment.
Yeah. I recall,
Bazewell said. Nothing new under the sun. It was like this when I was in high school, and probably when my parents were in high school. Probably as far back as humans have lived together. I’ve been a school counselor for twenty years, and I was a teacher for ten years before that.
You’d think you’d be better at it by now.
"What I’m saying is, it’s always been the same. Every class of students I ever saw stratified into the same social castes. There are standouts and wallflowers, and everything in between. Guys like Sean Stewart are in every high school in the world. Big man on campus. Three-sports letterman. Always voted Most Popular. Looks five years older than a high schooler should because of testosterone and lucky genes. The girls all want him, and the boys all want to be him."
Everybody loves a hero.
Exactly. Want to know a secret? People like Sean, most of them, flame out in a few years. Their peak life experiences are happening right now. They’ll spend the rest of their lives vainly pursuing the glory of their youth. They will never be this popular or successful again. In a few years, most find themselves working for the same people they used to torment.
What’s your point?
Might not seem like it right now, but it gets better.
Sounds like you’ve done some toilet time yourself,
Wes said, his face still flat.
Like I said. Nothing new under the sun.
Wes quickly scanned Bazewell’s office, with its cinderblock walls and the solitary window that overlooked the tarred-and-pebbled roof of the cafeteria, and the cluttered dusty bookshelves, and he changed his expression for the first time.
He sneered.
You let me know when it gets better for you,
he said. Raise your hand or something, so I’ll know. Are you gonna do anything about Sean Stewart?
I’ll do what I can. I’ll call Sean in for a talk.
Wow. I feel safer already. Don’t worry. I know you’re powerless. Basketball playoffs are coming. Nobody wants to discipline a record-setting power forward. Might put him off his game.
I wish I could tell you things aren’t the way they are, but reality is kind of my gig. You’re right. Everybody loves a hero. But heroes don’t last forever. They eventually fall. Yeah, it’s bad right now, and I’m sorry. I’m not here to discipline Sean. That happens way up the line. My goal is to help you get through this part of your life as easily as possible, until the scales start to balance. To help you feel better.
Huh.
Wes started toward the door. Major fail, Sammy.
* * * *
Tyler Gill hated gym more than getting a filling. Pudgy, short, and unathletic, he didn’t understand why the school required every student to endure physical education, even when they didn’t display the slightest aptitude or interest. He hated when the other kids ignored him as they selected sides for basketball or baseball or volleyball or whatever-goddamned-ball, until there was nobody left to choose. He detested the walk of shame to and from the showers after class, and the taunts other kids tossed at him. He sometimes wished he had been born confined to a wheelchair, so he could avoid the indignity of phys ed altogether.
Today’s torture was basketball. Tyler hated basketball more than any other sport, mostly because it required height (which he lacked), and a lot of running (which made him wheeze). Mostly, he hated basketball because he didn’t understand it. He didn’t know the rules or the plays or anything at all about it, and he couldn’t have cared less.
Tyler Gill didn’t worry about playing offense. He stood around and looked useless so nobody would pass the ball to him. When he did get the ball, usually by accident, he passed it along to another player as quickly as his reflexes and limited abilities permitted. He was perfectly content to let the other kids be the heroes.
Tyler still had to at least pretend to play defense, which meant hanging around in the backcourt, as far from the basket as possible.
Sean Stewart took an inbound from the sideline, right in front of Tyler. Sean pivoted gracefully and prepared to pass the ball to his buddy Cole Thompson, who waited under the basket. His extended elbow caught Tyler under his left eye and almost lifted him off the ground. Tyler’s head exploded in a red fog, and a brief clanging sound changed quickly to a ring that wouldn’t go away. As the fog cleared, Tyler found himself on the floor, curled in a fetal position, his hands on his face. He was surrounded by the other players, most of whom pointed at his bloodied face and laughed.
He was crying. Mortally embarrassed, he scrambled clumsily to his feet and ran toward the locker room.
Hey, sorry, shorty!
Sean taunted. I’m used to playing full-size people.
Tyler glanced back for a moment, just in time to see Cole Thompson high-five Sean before they continued the game and Tyler continued to the locker room.
He washed his face in the sink, the water running pink in the basin and mixing with his sobbing tears. His eye was nearly closed already, and blood still trickled from his nose. The uninjured eye glowed red from crying.
Coach Barrera found him on a bench, staring at the floor. Tyler had stuffed a wad of toilet paper in his nostril to stanch the bleeding.
What are you doing in here, Gill?
Barrera demanded. Period’s not over.
Tyler didn’t say anything. He hoped the toilet paper hanging from his nose and the darkening bruise around his eye explained everything. He looked up once and then dropped his gaze to the floor again.
So you took an elbow? That’s it? Suck it up, kid. Get back out there. Your team needs you.
Leave me alone,
Tyler said.
What did you say?
Barrera shouted.
I’m not going back out there. I’m tired of being a punching bag.
Maybe you want to explain all this to Principal Valenzuela?
Beats talking to you.
I couldn’t agree more. Get dressed and go to the front office. I’ll send a note to let Principal Valenzuela know why you’re paying a visit.
Whatever.
I know you’re new here, but sooner or later you’ll figure out you gotta go along to get along. You see what I mean?
* * * *
Tyler sat alone at a cafeteria table, chewing listlessly on a bologna sandwich. He barely looked up when Wesley Valentine sat across from him.
Saw you outside the office,
Wes said.
Coach said I disobeyed him.
Did you?
Damn straight.
Cool.
Wes held out his fist for a bump. Tyler stared at it. You’re not good with people, are you?
What do you mean by that?
Tyler asked.
I don’t mean anything. I’m not good with people. Sometimes they really annoy me. What happened to your face?
Sean Stewart elbowed me in gym.
He had some of his minions stick my head in a toilet. I hate that bastard.
Me too.
Where’s a hit man when you need one, right?
Wes said, grinning.
What do you mean?
Nothing. Ignore me. I say shit. My mom thinks I’m mental. Wes Valentine.
Tyler Gill.
New here?
Started first of the semester, after Christmas.
I’ve seen you around. Where’d you come from?
All over,
Tyler said. Don’t really have a hometown. My dad travels. We move every year or so. We were in Memphis a year ago. A year from now? I dunno. Maybe the moon. Never could figure out why we move so much anyway—he still travels for a living.
Tough deal. Wanna hang out? I got Nintendo.
For real? You want to hang out?
Why not? Beats hell out of staring at the walls.
Let’s go to my place after school. I have Nintendo too, but I also have more.
* * * *
Tyler Gill had more. He had a lot more. He had more than Wes Valentine had seen in his life. Whatever Tyler’s father did for a living, they paid him a buttload for it, judging by the house. It was the kind of place Wes had only seen on television and in movies. It was huge and ornate and lavish, and as empty and cold as a taxman’s handshake.
Tyler showed Wes the home theater, a twenty-by-twelve room with an inclined ceiling and actual reclining theater seats and a projection system, just like the multiplex downtown. I have a PlayStation in my room, but when my folks aren’t around, I play in here on the big screen. It’s a lot cooler.
Wes agreed. Pursuing and shooting zombies was a lot more fun when they were eight feet tall, and when the pews of the gun and the roars of the monsters were in high-definition audio projected by six-foot tower speakers. Tyler must have played a lot, because he was a crack shot, easily decapitating zombies from yards away with hip shots and quick draws.
They played for over an hour, until the windows dimmed at twilight.
Might go home. Getting kinda hungry,
Wes said.
I’ll pop a pizza in the oven.
Where’re your folks?
Wes asked.
Dad’s out of town, working as usual. Mom? Who knows? She has a lot of charity stuff. Every time we move to a new town, she goes into overdrive. I’m usually in bed by the time she gets in. Hey. Want to see something cool?
Sure.
Tyler led Wes to the basement, which was in the process of being converted into a game room with a billiards table and a bar in the corner. At the far end sat a gun safe.
It’s locked. I don’t have a key,
Tyler said. But you can see through the glass.
The safe was almost four feet wide and seven feet high and had been clad in ornately carved red oak with a bulletproof-glass front. Several rifles were mounted against the back wall, both bolt-actions and semiautomatics. Handguns hung on the sides.
My dad’s kind of a gun nut,
Tyler said.
You ever shoot one?
Sure. Most of them. Dad made me. I don’t like them much.
Why?
They’re loud. I don’t like loud noises. I can shoot, though. Real good. Wouldn’t you know, I hate doing the one thing I have any talent for.
Sure helps when you’re hunting zombies.
Yeah. I guess. Let’s get that pizza.
As they waited for the pizza to cook, Tyler said, Probably a good thing I can’t get into the safe, anyway. I get angry sometimes, and I think about doing…stuff. Gun stuff. I don’t like thinking that way. It bothers me. You ever think about it?
What?
Sean Stewart’s goons stuffed your head in the crapper. What would you have done if you’d had a gun?
Wes thought about it. Bad stuff.
See what I mean? I think about that a lot. Every time I see some guy shooting up a school on TV, I know exactly how he feels, and that scares me. You know what scares me more?
What?
Sometimes I secretly hope they get away with it. I mean, they never do, but I can understand how they think, and I know, in their own heads, for just a few minutes, they think they’re doing the right thing. They really believe shooting up a school is going to make things better.
That’s screwed up,
Wes said.
"Damn straight. I have dreams. Like I’m in the zombie hunt game, but I’m not in a warehouse and I’m not shooting at zombies. I had that dream last night. I was in the halls at school, shooting at guys wearing Hamilton letter jackets. Now that’s screwed up."
The oven beeped, and Tyler placed the pizza on the range top.
Hey, know what we should do?
Wes said. "Play the zombie game again, but each time we shoot we yell, Die, Seanbie!"
Tyler sliced the pizza and giggled. "Seanbie. I like it. Sure. Why not?"
* * * *
Bound by their shared victimhood, Wes and Tyler found one another at school the next day before homeroom and agreed to meet on the way to the cafeteria later. They ducked into the boys’ room to wash their hands before lunch.
Seconds later, Sean Stewart, Cole Thompson, and three other muscular youths wearing red Hamilton letter jackets walked in. Two of the letter jackets barred the door.
The other two hustled Tyler into a far corner as Sean loomed over Wes. What are you trying to do? You want us to lose the tournament?
Don’t care one way or the other,
Wes said.
Sean slapped him on the side of the head, stinging his ear. Coach made me take a sit-down with that counselor, Bazewell. That shit goes in your permanent record, you little turd. Colleges read it. I’m not losing a scholarship because of your whiny ass.
He slapped Wes again, on the other side of the head. Wes could feel his ears burn, and he was ashamed of the tears that flooded his eyes.
Hey, stop it!
Tyler yelled across the bathroom. He was rewarded by a fist in his midsection that burst the air from him and left him sitting on the floor, red-faced, grasping at his heaving chest as he tried to fill his lungs.
Sean ignored Tyler and focused on Wes. You don’t seem to get the message. I run this school. You’re just a speck of dust. Nobody would miss dust. Boys, you know what to do. No marks, but make sure they remember.
Seconds later, Wes and Tyler lay on the cold tile, trying not to retch the remainder of their breakfast. A sea of red jackets stood over them.
Don’t bother running to Bazewell,
Sean said. Coach and the principal have an understanding. I’m too important to suspend. I have immunity. Don’t think for an instant that I won’t abuse that privilege. Smell you around, assholes.
Tyler was finally able to stand after a few minutes. He walked toward the door.
Where you going?
Wes asked. He had propped himself against the tiled wall.
Home. I’ve had enough.
You skipping?
What difference does it make? If I hang around here, I’ll probably die. Worst the principal can do is suspend me for skipping, and then I’m home again. It’s a win-win. Wanna come?
* * * *
You missed your afternoon classes yesterday,
Sam Bazewell told Wes. Principal Valenzuela asked if I would talk to you about that as an alternative to disciplinary action.
Decent of him,
Wes said. Like I care.
Want to tell me why you skipped?
Sure. Sean Stewart and his buddies attacked me and a friend in the washroom. Elsewhere seemed like a great place to be. He also said ratting him out wouldn’t do any good because the coach and Valenzuela have a hands-off policy on him. That’s why he didn’t suspend me. He wants to protect his prize student from any negative pub.
Sounds frustrating,
Bazewell said.
You should see it through my eyes.
I did. Remember?
"And look how you turned out. Can I go now? Wouldn’t want to miss my afternoon classes today too."
Are you being purposefully insulting, or is this about something else?
It’s always about something else. Thought you would have figured that out by now. Are you sure you’re in the right line of work?
Who was the other kid in the washroom?
Bazewell asked.
Why?
You aren’t known for traveling with a posse. You said Sean’s buddies attacked both of you. Implies the other kid was hanging with you. Did he skip yesterday too?
I thought we were talking about me.
We are.
He’s just this kid I met. Another one of Stewart’s vics.
Tyler Gill?
You know stuff.
Saw you hanging with him at lunch the other day, and he was absent yesterday as well.
I suppose you have an appointment with him too,
Wes said. I notice he wasn’t suspended either.
No. He wasn’t.
So the fix goes all the way to the top. Nice to know nobody’s gonna help.
"Not suspending you is helping. Might not seem like it right now. And I’m trying to help."
Uh-huh.
Wes picked up his backpack. Nice try.
* * * *
Wes and Tyler grew tired of hunting zombies around sunset. Wes thought he was playing well, but after several rounds Tyler’s remarkable marksmanship awarded him four times as many points.
Gonna order in,
Tyler said. Mom let me use her card. Whatcha want?
They decided on burgers and shakes. Tyler made the order on his phone and switched off the game system. The home theater screen flashed once, and the network news came on.
A red banner across the bottom of the page read School Shooting and a crawler beneath the banner said someone had entered a high school in Montana with a semiautomatic rifle and a vest full of magazines, intending to thin the student population. Helicopter cameras showed the school surrounded by police cars, with cops in SWAT gear at the entrances. A somber voiceover said the shooter was still inside after shooting several students and faculty.
Let’s watch something else,
Wes said.
Shut up,
Tyler said, his eyes glued to the gigantic screen.
This isn’t messing you up, dude? Your dreams? I don’t want you to get triggered.
Tyler didn’t look away. You know what triggers me? Getting jacked up in the bathroom of my own school. This?
He pointed at the screen. This is nothing. I bet he’s a student.
Why?
Because they’re always students. The newspaper articles tomorrow are already writing themselves. Strange kid. Isolated. Alienated. No friends. Underachiever. Bullied. Same thing you hear every time this happens. The only mystery is whether they get to him before he parks one under his own chin. Did you get called into Bazewell’s office today?
Yeah. I heard you were going to see him.
He told you that?
I guessed it. He didn’t deny it.
Bazewell’s all right. He’s trying.
He’s pissing up a rope. The fact we’re not suspended means Stewart has the system gamed all the way up to Valenzuela’s office. Bazewell might not like it, but he can’t do anything to change it.
I kind of liked him.
You also kind of like me. You got lousy taste in people,
Wes joked.
Wanna get high?
Tyler asked. I know where Mom keeps her stash.
Sure,
Wes said. Why not?
They passed a joint back and forth as they watched the news and lounged in theater recliners, waiting for the delivery guy to arrive. The announcers’ voices became more tense as the SWAT officers prepared to breach the building.
Shit’s goin’ down,
Tyler said. This is the best part. The big reveal. Is he a stand-up, righteous suicide-by-cop? Or does he weenie out and eat his own pistol?
Wes watched Tyler closely to determine whether he was serious. Um, dude, you sound like you admire this guy.
Maybe I do,
Tyler said. I already said it was screwed up. Hand me that doob.
On the screen, teams stormed through two different entries simultaneously. Wes assumed they were breaching other doors beyond the camera range at the same time. Gunshots crackled over the microphones as on-the-scene announcers frantically reported several volleys before the fusillade ended less than a minute after the charge. Soon, they reported that police had killed the shooter.
All right, then,
Tyler said. He was righteous. Probably left a manifesto. They should check his house right now. Probably killed his family.
The doorbell rang, and Tyler casually left the room.
* * * *
How did you know that?
Wes asked Tyler at lunch the next day.
What?
You said the guy yesterday, that shooter, probably killed his family. Then they found out he did. And he left this ten-page letter behind outlining why he did it, just like you predicted. How’d you know?
"I told you. I understand these guys. I can see why they do it, and in a way, maybe I approve, and that scares the hell out of me sometimes. The ones who stand up to a hail of police gunfire? They’re fearless. They have nothing left to lose. They’ve been thinking about this for a long time. I used to watch those animal shows on TV. Wild Kingdom. You ever watch a tiger fight a wild boar? They aren’t angry at each other. They just want to eat, like everyone else. You know how desperate and hungry you gotta be before you’ll battle another animal to the death to eat its meat? Animals in the wild don’t kill randomly—only when they’re left no other choice. That guy yesterday? Someone took every option away from him, little by little, until he had no choice but to fight back. Those guys frequently kill their own first, and they always want to explain themselves. I read their manifestos. After a while…" His voice trailed off.
Hey. Maybe you’re going to be one of those FBI profiler guys someday,
Wes said.
Or maybe I’ll be one of the guys they profile,
Tyler said.
He wasn’t smiling.
* * * *
Wes was in history class, about a week later, trying to keep his eyes open as the teacher—a woman in her seventies who had taught several of the other Hamilton High teachers when they were in high school—droned on about Harald and William the Conqueror and the Battle of Hastings as if they had any relevance to the modern world.
In the back of the room, a telephone dinged. The teacher glared in the general direction but otherwise did nothing as a girl in the back row, one of the junior-varsity cheerleaders, checked the text message. The cheerleader reddened, covered her mouth, and giggled before showing the picture to the girl sitting next to her, who tittered as well. Another phone in the opposite corner dinged, then another in the middle of the classroom. In less than a minute, telephones all over the room dinged. Realizing she had lost the classroom, the teacher insisted on seeing the texts people were receiving. She took one look, blanched, and then ordered every phone in the classroom turned off.
Wes had left his phone in his locker. He leaned over to look at the screen belonging to the kid next to him.
It was a picture of Tyler Gill. Someone snapped it in the locker room on their phone, after he returned to his locker from the shower. The photo had been cropped a few inches below his waist, to prevent obscenity, but the picture was obscene enough already in its probable impact on his new friend, who was caught naked in the most unflattering angle and light possible.
Maybe it had been intended only for Red Jackets and cheerleaders, but that was just the critical mass that would trigger a fission-like explosion, dropping the photo on every phone in the school within minutes.
Wes’s phone dinged just as he reached his locker.
* * * *
Tyler didn’t come to school the next day. Presuming he was still immune from suspension, Wes ducked out at lunch and rode his bike a mile to Tyler’s house. He had to ring the doorbell four times before Tyler dejectedly opened the door. His eyes were red, and his cheeks were chapped from dried tears.
Everyone is laughing at me,
Tyler said.
I had enough,
Wes said. Had to get away. Want to play some games?
"Naw. Not in the mood.